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00:00:00I found Angela Lockhart
00:00:03Angela still selling your hippie junk here
00:00:06I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity now sign the divorce paper
00:00:14Baby
00:00:23My lovely princess I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from
00:00:29I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to
00:00:34You must choose one of them in seven days I'm going I need to pick up my bride
00:00:49What's the situation here I want to marry you
00:00:59I
00:01:04Love musk the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list arrives at Atlanta today
00:01:09What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia a forgotten stage. No one knows
00:01:14Angela my next-door neighbor still selling your hippie junk here if your mother-in-law sees she's gonna throw a big fit again
00:01:24Your mother-in-law was right about you
00:01:26What's the point of watching the news all day about these muggles if you can't even apply it to your penniless self
00:01:31And how do you know that? This is none of my business?
00:01:36All right, everybody get out we got an important guest coming
00:01:43You
00:01:48Death I said pack up and scram
00:01:50Paid this off here already, and if you want me to leave then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses
00:01:57You want to say that again?
00:02:01You know who's visiting today
00:02:04Ellen freakin musk one of the richest people in the world
00:02:07Ellen musk of course a hick like you probably never heard of her just know that you can't afford to piss her off
00:02:15really
00:02:16Ellen musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market
00:02:21You don't think that she could be coming to see me
00:02:27Coming to see you
00:02:29All right. Oh, you know what I'll play your game
00:02:32If she does this so much as give you a glance
00:02:35I'll I'll eat dirt
00:02:38deal
00:02:47Oh and musk get to the flea market within 10 minutes or else you're fired
00:03:11Prepare the limo miss Lockhart requires us immediately
00:03:16Oh
00:03:22You're ten minutes is there mr.. Good. Hope you don't wet your pants
00:03:39Ellen I mean miss musk Ellen I mean, I'm sorry that I
00:03:46Sorry to frighten you
00:03:48How's my boss bitch kick an ass girlfriend?
00:03:51So how do you?
00:03:53like
00:03:55She's my boss. Yeah, I prefer business partner or best friend
00:04:01No way
00:04:05Well
00:04:10No, no, I'm sorry for your boss no, I won't do it again
00:04:17Alright, that's enough. We're not tyrants here
00:04:26Sir I found Angela Lockhart
00:04:34You mean Angela Lockhart, I don't know a bride
00:04:39You made me lose 1 million dollars it just one game of poker. Who are you?
00:04:47Oh, where is she?
00:04:49Atlanta and you were right who's secretly her popping up Ellen musk my clever bride
00:04:54I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to
00:05:02Thanks prep the jet I'm heading to Atlanta
00:05:05Atlanta
00:05:11Seven sterling's on the move. He's headed to Atlanta Atlanta the game is afoot. I'm going wait
00:05:18The prince of Bhutan needs your medical wait. I need to pick up my bride
00:05:26Dr.. Wilson
00:05:36Douglas Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta
00:05:39Atlanta
00:05:41Where's that whatever prepare my warplanes those two going after my fiance this is war
00:05:49I
00:06:05Have secretly allowed your husband Jared Cooper to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to
00:06:10Thank you so much Ellen. This is gonna be the best anniversary gift ever
00:06:15That project is worth billions you can finally take his company public, but Angela
00:06:22my boss I
00:06:24Don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity
00:06:30Without your backing
00:06:32No offense, but he's nothing without you
00:06:35Well three years ago
00:06:44You
00:07:02He saved me and I fell in love with him instantly
00:07:06I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress
00:07:13But now with this
00:07:15Contract I feel like we'll be on more equal footing, and then I can finally come out to the public
00:07:20So that's why you have me secretly helping him
00:07:23I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out
00:07:28But why work at the flea market are you
00:07:33Disguising yourself to test him well these exotic spices are
00:07:37Incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find plus I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom
00:07:44You seem happy being a housewife
00:07:59That was
00:08:01My mother-in-law Carol. She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family
00:08:06But she's gonna be excited tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am
00:08:12You know she even remembered a third-year anniversary
00:08:20Please spend more time with my son
00:08:26I have a big announcement. I have to make finally you're back now sign the divorce papers
00:08:32Oh
00:08:34Divorce papers
00:08:37Is this some sort of misunderstanding mom
00:08:40God
00:08:42Don't call me mom again. We're ending that relationship. Just look at you dirt all over
00:08:49You're selling the title of mrs.. Cooper. You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league
00:08:56I'm below his league. That's right. You are
00:09:00Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk, and then his company's going public
00:09:09That's how much he's accomplished in three years, but you
00:09:13You're still just a stinky hippie peddler
00:09:18Jared's like the king in the clouds
00:09:21You will always just be a pawn like dirt
00:09:27On our shoes
00:09:30Dirt on your shoes
00:09:32But Ellen Musk works for me
00:09:36You're delusional you will never upgrade to a queen. How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:09:46Resorting to lies definitely not good enough for Jared
00:09:50Who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:09:57You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife
00:10:02Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee not a lowlife dirtbag enough
00:10:09Jared I knew you wouldn't divorce me, but I am
00:10:15Don't fight it Angela
00:10:17There's 500 K. You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices
00:10:23Now sign the papers take your check and leave don't embarrass yourself further
00:10:31So much for you these past three years
00:10:34Did that not mean anything to you didn't expect you to be so greedy
00:10:40Fine here's another 200,000
00:10:45500,000 is too much for her already. She's done nothing hasn't even contributed a grandchild
00:10:52She just sells cheap grass all day. Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you? I
00:10:59Took care of both of you these past three years
00:11:03You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something and she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench a
00:11:12Hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO
00:11:16What a joke if you actually love my son
00:11:20You'll sign the damn divorce papers already and leave
00:11:26You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me let alone taking the company public I
00:11:34Did everything for you Jared now you take credit for my son's success
00:11:44It's all my work
00:11:47baby
00:11:49We're gonna be late for the auction if we keep letting this
00:11:53psycho stall us
00:11:55You did say you would win me princess Diana's tiara didn't you?
00:12:00so
00:12:02She's the reason for the divorce
00:12:04She's worth more than you Angela
00:12:08Fine I'll sign it
00:12:12But don't regret it
00:12:15Regret
00:12:17You know who I am
00:12:19Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed. I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter
00:12:27Jared winning the bid a maple plaza was because of my dad because he's business partners with Ellen Musk
00:12:36It's part of the power. I have
00:12:41You can't do shit because you're poor
00:12:45social stratum matters
00:12:47Yeah, social stratum does matter
00:12:50and the Coopers are
00:12:52Beneath me and you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me, huh?
00:12:59You're delusional now sign the papers and scram
00:13:09You dirty bitch you sick of me
00:13:17I
00:13:41Don't need your penny money
00:13:44I
00:13:45Finished you don't want the money. That's your loss
00:13:49Your check is just pennies to me, but I would like my ring back
00:14:04Have fun on your economy flight while I catch right on my private helicopter out of here
00:14:14And I'm way out of your league
00:14:22Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring
00:14:26It's worth tens of millions of dollars
00:14:29Well, it's probably just cheap glass
00:14:33Something she found at the flea market. You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive
00:14:38Oh
00:14:47My dad says there's gonna be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit
00:14:53Bigger big shot than Ellen Musk. Yeah, and nobody's met them, but I can introduce you
00:15:02Everything's thanks to you
00:15:09I
00:15:19Angela mr. Vanderbilt the richest man in Georgia wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding Vanderbilt
00:15:25Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies basically our employee. Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow
00:15:31It's fine. Well, you're still going to the summit tomorrow, but you and Jared Cooper are already divorced
00:15:36That's exactly why I'm going
00:16:00Angela Lockhart, I
00:16:03Finally found you
00:16:06See that that's Devin Sterling
00:16:09He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list an early investor of crypto CEO of sterling enterprises
00:16:16Rumor has it he's worth trillions
00:16:19and he's
00:16:20your fiance
00:16:22What what my fiance the one and only?
00:16:28So after running away and leaving me single for three years
00:16:33Have you figured out how you're gonna make it up to me yet, babe?
00:16:45That tiara looks perfect on you
00:16:51What is she doing here
00:16:56You skank my son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man
00:17:03divorce
00:17:05That's right, so I guess this was never meant to be
00:17:11Sterling
00:17:15So she has to hide her marital status to find another man guess she's not just a forsaken woman
00:17:21She's also a stinky penniless whore
00:17:26How dare you insult my boss like that
00:17:30Fuck are you bitch?
00:17:33Do you know who I am?
00:17:35They don't know who you are
00:17:38You hide it well
00:17:41X team teach these fools a lesson
00:17:46Teach these fools a lesson
00:17:51Sir you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York you forgot to bring the security team
00:18:00Hmm
00:18:03But if I borrow your men
00:18:10Chelsea's ill-mannered apes out. Oh you bitch. I'll have my son teach you a real lesson
00:18:23Kiss
00:18:26No
00:18:33Uh
00:18:35Guest list is very distinguished tonight
00:18:37You've got bill Ford Harvey Buffett old money like me
00:18:43gentlemen
00:18:44Harvey bill, this is Jared Cooper pleased to meet you all your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution. What an honor I
00:18:52Heard you secured the Maple Plaza project. That's worth billions of dollars
00:18:57Congrats, you'll be next. Thank you, but we haven't received the contract yet
00:19:01We deserve it hard. Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk
00:19:06Vanderbilts and miss musk have always had a good relationship
00:19:09so
00:19:10Thought I'd help the kid out pull a few strings
00:19:14Now we just have to impress miss musk special guest of honor
00:19:20I've heard they're a very important powerful guest even wealthier than Ellen Musk
00:19:27We can just secure a position with this big shot we can feast for generations
00:19:41Excuse me second children. What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:19:49How did hobo like you sneak in here
00:19:51Me a hobo
00:19:53How did cheating scumbag like you sneak in here sleep away? I told you Angela Lockhart. Don't bother stalking me
00:20:01Nothing will come of it and it only sickens me further
00:20:08This is your ex-husband
00:20:12What were you blindfolded when you married him who the hell is this you were cheating on me
00:20:21Oh
00:20:30Son you have to avenge me and Kaylee that wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up
00:20:39They even took Kaylee's tiara
00:20:51You dare hurt my mom Kaylee get your hands off her
00:21:21It's
00:21:32It's him
00:21:34He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday
00:21:37Who are these peasants?
00:21:39These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest
00:21:44Shut up old man
00:21:47You're disturbing the peace
00:21:51Fuckers you know who that is. That's Eric Vanderbilt
00:21:55You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has his ancestors built the railway and steamship Empire of America
00:22:01The Civil War would not have been won without his family's involvement
00:22:06Vanderbilt
00:22:07the father of that skank
00:22:10Kaylee Vanderbilt who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed
00:22:16That only Vanderbilt family
00:22:21Oh
00:22:26Damn it stomachache now
00:22:32Whatever Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine
00:22:48How dare you call one of us low
00:22:51I'm Harvey effin Buffett the most important investor in the entire stock market I
00:22:56Can wipe you out with a simple pinky only?
00:23:00And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair
00:23:04Not with me around I built Ford in the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen
00:23:11You're all just peasants compared to who I really am
00:23:14You're fucking delusional Angela, we've had enough of your games security
00:23:20Break their limbs and toss them out. It looks like the old guard is teaming up against you
00:23:26Don't worry
00:23:27You got new money here
00:23:31I can handle myself. Thank you. Yes, my great
00:23:36You're all despicable an insult to your family names
00:23:45Now
00:23:46It's my turn to roll
00:23:49destroy Jared Cooper
00:23:51cut off all business ties and if you don't I
00:23:57Will take away all of your family's wealth and power
00:24:03Here to fuck with me you can't fool anyone here
00:24:06How much money did you spend on that get up and to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:24:10You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market you have nothing and you will always be nothing
00:24:19She's a gold digger
00:24:22gold digger
00:24:25Wanna try me for a night
00:24:28Yeah, you're a little too pricey mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer
00:24:33They might upset miss Ellen Musk and her special guest Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife
00:24:38She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the maple plaza project. Oh
00:24:42She shut dirty
00:24:49Security
00:24:51You all don't realize that you actually all work for me. And now you're trying to throw a coup
00:24:57you
00:24:59Insolent fools, let me guess you're that special guest
00:25:05I don't know
00:25:06Throw them out and not without some broken bones, too
00:25:17Back down I got this
00:25:36Oh
00:25:49What the hell are you doing here I
00:25:52Thought we're supposed to guard you. No, you're supposed to make sure miss Lockhart is okay. Oh my god. We're so screwed
00:26:07Angela
00:26:10Don't hurt her you bitch. I've always been sick of you. You just threw yourself at me
00:26:15How dare you insult my boss like that boss?
00:26:19her boss
00:26:20Miss musk
00:26:22That's Ellen Musk that woman right there is Angela Lockhart my boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune
00:26:29Their lineage is older than this country itself
00:26:33Past the American Revolution back to the Renaissance
00:26:36If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is that's lady Lockhart to you. She's royalty and since you're all subsidiaries
00:26:44She's your boss's boss
00:26:48Kneel to me. Oh
00:26:51Your majesty. Welcome to the United States
00:26:59Yes, your highness
00:27:01a queen
00:27:04My queen, please forgive our insolence
00:27:10What are you doing idiot let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness
00:27:25What rightfully belongs to you
00:27:31You
00:27:44She's a badass herself he missed out on a good wife
00:27:48You you you told me your wife was a hippie peddler turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time
00:27:55Oh, no, don't believe their lies. I worked hard for everything
00:27:59You worked for everything
00:28:08So our 30th anniversary is coming up and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year
00:28:13I can't focus on anything trivial like that
00:28:15I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Closet project and if I get it I can take the company public
00:28:29You were nothing before me all your achievements all your glory
00:28:35That's all mine
00:28:37including the Maple Closet contract I
00:28:40Can take all of that away?
00:28:43Just like you can't take that away from me. That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody. Oh
00:28:52This antique wedding ring
00:28:54Yeah, I forgot to tell you it was Queen Victoria's and it's worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP
00:29:01I
00:29:08Gave you back the ring
00:29:22Man looks like they've started the party without us. No one's allowed to start a fight if I call Eisenhower
00:29:32I
00:29:34Got these two again
00:29:35Did he say is he cold Eisenhower?
00:29:39President Eisenhower's descendant after General Eisenhower won World War two each of his descendants
00:29:44Have all gone on to become five-star generals the highest rank in the nation's military. Bloody buffoons know your history
00:29:50Sorry, I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta then lost again. I'm on my way back to New York
00:29:58And
00:30:00That there is that is the legendary the boy genius. Dr. Wilson. He's dr. House's protege. Dr
00:30:08How I thought that was just a TV show. Oh, no, that's based on real figure. Yep. That's me
00:30:13son of James house
00:30:15Dr. House, he's practically my uncle. I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old
00:30:21So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last
00:30:26I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop
00:30:35Hey Alan, who are these weirdos and why are they here? They're all your fiance
00:30:44Fiances
00:30:47Plural fiance's plural
00:30:50Watch it nurse. I'm her fiance. No, I'm her fiance. You can both shut up. I'm her fiance
00:30:58It's you it's me. Who the hell is he? I'm spider
00:31:03How are all three of these men my fiance your father had arranged these engagements years ago
00:31:11But I didn't tell you because he decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time
00:31:15She has three badass fiance's and she marries his dumb ass
00:31:22Whatever since you're all here help me finish them
00:31:29Since you're all here help me finish them
00:31:34At your service me too
00:31:41One down two more to go she's become Queen
00:31:45Bishop to G4
00:31:53Most German fest and water in the Nile River
00:31:59Rock to a
00:32:06Hello I
00:32:09I thought I was king. No, you wish the king doesn't do anything. So Alan can be my king
00:32:21Bigger up the Ford's right this second
00:32:27Hey, I've been bankrupt
00:32:39I've been bankrupt. I
00:32:42Told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate
00:32:47Well, guess what game over? All right, boys
00:32:50Let's figure out this four-way engagement. Oh, that's serious business
00:32:57Wait for me nobody beats me to the finish line
00:33:09And
00:33:13You already have three fiance's you can't accuse me of cheating I want compensation
00:33:22You greedy SOB
00:33:26My ex-husband
00:33:27Wait, you were married. Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement
00:33:34More for me. No, no, of course not just
00:33:38Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:33:40Don't steal my joke. I can make him disappear without a trace all the evidence of your past with him
00:33:47What there's something on my face, uh, yeah murderous intent
00:33:52Let's remarry
00:33:54Let's remarry
00:33:56You still don't realize I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago
00:34:04you
00:34:29Sir it's an emergency
00:34:31We need to wreck right away. Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:34:37Okay, I'm on my way.
00:34:41She should be okay now.
00:34:46Hey you! Watch over here. I'll be right back.
00:34:58You saved me.
00:35:02Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:35:07Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:35:10You've cheated on me. You've hit me. You've insulted me.
00:35:15And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:35:19I fucking hate you.
00:35:22M'lady Lockhart!
00:35:24What now?
00:35:26Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:35:31but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:35:35How about us three?
00:35:36Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:35:40Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:35:45This is your fault, you doofus! We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:35:48No, no. We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:35:56Oh, help me! I'll get you for this!
00:36:06I never should have listened to you!
00:36:07I'm ruined because of you!
00:36:23So, what's the situation here?
00:36:25I want to marry you!
00:36:35I want to marry you!
00:36:38Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago, and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:36:45But what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:36:52Much longer?
00:36:56Angela, your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:37:04My lovely princess, how are you?
00:37:07Look, your mother and I are in Italy!
00:37:09The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:37:12Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:37:14I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking,
00:37:20three-letter husband of yours.
00:37:22I can't call his name, but...
00:37:24Anyway, congratulations!
00:37:26I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:37:31You must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:37:35Let me do it.
00:37:37You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:37:40Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:37:43Mom!
00:37:45Alright, honey, that's it.
00:37:47Bye!
00:37:49Bye!
00:37:53So, who are you going to choose?
00:37:57Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:03Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:07That seems greedy.
00:38:09But I can always remove the other two options.
00:38:19Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:38:23I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:38:28Whoa, okay. No murder please. I was just kidding.
00:38:31Whoa, okay. No murder please. I was just kidding.
00:38:33You have seven days to win her over.
00:38:35You have seven days to win her over.
00:38:37Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
00:38:40I know.
00:38:41We'll start with challenge one.
00:38:45Welcome to the show, The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:38:49Today, we have our first challenge.
00:38:54What is all of this, Ellen?
00:38:57You'll see.
00:38:59Oh my god, oh my god, cockroaches!
00:39:09All women are afraid of cockroaches, and it is every man's job to save their beloved
00:39:14woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:39:17What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single, but screaming
00:39:22her head off heiress?
00:39:28Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:39:35It's up to the final two.
00:39:59It's crunchy.
00:40:01That is sick cold.
00:40:03Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one
00:40:06of these around.
00:40:10There are two more left.
00:40:11Want to try one?
00:40:12Oh my god, no, no.
00:40:15Oh my god, save me.
00:40:17Save you?
00:40:17You're going to save me!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:22I'm a German folk doctor.
00:40:24These hands can't get germs on them.
00:40:25They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:40:28Oh, thank god you're here.
00:40:44Are you all right, honey?
00:40:49Angela!
00:40:52All right, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for
00:40:57the night.
00:40:58Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:41:00I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:41:02You have nothing to worry about.
00:41:09Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:41:12At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:41:14I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:41:19The cockroaches!
00:41:20They're gone, they're gone.
00:41:22There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:41:24Oh, I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:41:32I need a drink.
00:41:41Whoa, easy!
00:41:42You're on an empty stomach.
00:41:44Oh, why do you care?
00:41:47Are you trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela?
00:41:52You guys were right.
00:41:54I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:41:57You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:42:03He never even loved me, and I gave up my entire career for him.
00:42:11Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list
00:42:15if I was around?
00:42:16You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:42:22What?
00:42:26You're number one here.
00:42:34You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:42:37Lies.
00:42:40You all just want something from me.
00:42:43You all just want something from me.
00:42:50Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:42:55But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:43:01I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:43:03I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:43:08I just need you.
00:43:12I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:43:14I promise.
00:43:26Screw the contest.
00:43:28I just want love.
00:43:31Angela, you're drunk.
00:43:35I'm an adult.
00:43:36Can't I go to the bathroom?
00:43:37I'm an adult.
00:43:38Can't I go just get what she wants?
00:43:41Okay.
00:43:46But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:43:50Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:44:02This is what you want.
00:44:07Fuck.
00:44:30Nine inch penis.
00:44:31Morning to you too.
00:44:34You sure you were drunk last night?
00:44:36A girl remembers when she's had a nine inch penis inside of her.
00:44:42Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:44:45But don't tell Shane or Cole because then they would...
00:44:50Say that you're being unfair?
00:44:52Technically us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:44:55I won the first challenge and according to Ellen,
00:44:58my prize was to spend a night with you anyway.
00:45:02Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:45:06Are you sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:45:12Stop.
00:45:15Fine, fine, fine.
00:45:19I won't tell.
00:45:22But only on one condition.
00:45:25I won't tell.
00:45:28But only on one condition.
00:45:30You have to go out on a date with me.
00:45:33Fine.
00:45:36I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:45:41You never noticed me.
00:45:46Uh, you should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:45:53It's only 7am.
00:45:54She's still sleeping.
00:45:55I'm not sleeping alone.
00:45:56Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancee be alone with another man for another second.
00:46:02Morning, gentlemen.
00:46:03Oh, or shall I say Ruffman?
00:46:06Oh, don't mind him.
00:46:09What's up, guys?
00:46:10We're ready for the second challenge.
00:46:13No cockroaches this time.
00:46:14Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:46:16That was my bad, Angela.
00:46:18This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:46:20I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:46:22The second challenge is...
00:46:24The second challenge is...
00:46:26A date.
00:46:27Lane, I should have asked for something else.
00:46:29A date?
00:46:31That's it.
00:46:32What's the catch?
00:46:33No catch.
00:46:34Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:46:37As simple as that.
00:46:38I know what I want to do.
00:46:39Let's start with me first.
00:46:40Okay, who's up first?
00:46:42Then...
00:46:42Me.
00:46:43Save the best for last.
00:46:46Ain't that right, Angela?
00:46:47Then it's decided.
00:46:52Please don't take my BMW away!
00:46:55Too bad.
00:46:56You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:59I have nothing left!
00:47:03It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:47:14It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:47:24General Eisenhower, sir!
00:47:26At ease, Lieutenant!
00:47:27This is my lieutenant.
00:47:29He also manages this boxing gym.
00:47:31Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!
00:47:32He's so serious.
00:47:34But hang on.
00:47:36Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:47:39Baby!
00:47:40I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns!
00:47:44Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:47:47Yes.
00:47:48Murder weapons.
00:48:02You're like my guns, babe.
00:48:10Pretty Lockhart.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:48:15Lieutenant!
00:48:16Come close!
00:48:19Wait!
00:48:19You're just gonna hit him like that?
00:48:21He's not even gonna fight back?
00:48:22Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:48:24Treason?
00:48:25You guys are way too serious.
00:48:28Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:48:29I caught you!
00:48:30If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:48:33Lieutenant, here's your attack!
00:48:48You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:48:52I will make you pay!
00:48:56You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:48:57We could just take him to the cops.
00:48:59Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:49:07Zoe's a bit violent.
00:49:08Some might call it being protective.
00:49:11Poor anger issues.
00:49:12What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:49:17Is he gonna be, like, rough?
00:49:20Hey, some girls are into that.
00:49:22I don't know if I am.
00:49:25Well, maybe shame will be your type.
00:49:30Your date with Shane starts now.
00:49:37Hey.
00:49:38Cool ride.
00:49:40A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:49:43Impressive.
00:49:47Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:49:50Refreshing.
00:49:52I got cool mint, too.
00:49:54Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:49:56What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:50:00Fruit flavored gum.
00:50:01I can't stand those.
00:50:03So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:50:05Let me show you.
00:50:13Dr. Wilson!
00:50:15Our VIP of VIPs!
00:50:17Right this way.
00:50:18VIP of VIPs?
00:50:20Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:50:22I forget who.
00:50:23You saved a lot of people.
00:50:25I'll do what I can.
00:50:28Oh my gosh!
00:50:29It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:50:34Sandra Miller, what are you doing here?
00:50:36I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:50:39Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:50:41and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:50:47Hello, of you.
00:50:49What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:50:50Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:50:53I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high-end,
00:50:56you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:59The auction begins.
00:51:01I'll deal with you later.
00:51:04Here, I'll just be back in a second.
00:51:11Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:51:16Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:51:19Cleopatra's armband.
00:51:21Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller, for five million dollars.
00:51:28Excuse me, I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:51:32It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:35I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:51:37It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:39What are you doing?
00:51:41Just watch.
00:51:48That is Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:51Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:51:53She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:51:56You work at a flea market?
00:51:58Not this again.
00:51:59Cut the bullshit, that wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:52:02Oh yeah? Here, you want it? For free.
00:52:06Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:52:10Well, that's too bad then, because you are the fraud.
00:52:16What are you talking about? Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:52:19Throw them out.
00:52:21Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine, but we're professionals.
00:52:26Oh yeah? And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:52:31Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:52:33You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:52:39Why is that so?
00:52:40When a so-called expert fell to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:52:44Dear Lord, this is real.
00:52:49It's authentic. It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:52:55Cameron, what have you found?
00:52:58Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me? It's a replica.
00:53:04They have the same one right here at the flea market.
00:53:07So, you are the fraud.
00:53:11You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:53:14And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:53:17150.
00:53:19Wow, not even five dollars. Sandra.
00:53:23You've been duping us the whole time. Arrest her!
00:53:28No, please! This is my time! Please!
00:53:32What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:53:35Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:53:39Like Callista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:53:51I had a really great time tonight.
00:53:53Me too. May I have a kiss?
00:54:09Hmm. Something wrong?
00:54:13Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:54:21Yep, you never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:54:34You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:54:38I don't have any money.
00:54:40How did you pay for this hotel, then?
00:54:43I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:54:49Stop!
00:54:54Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:54:58Mr. Buffett.
00:55:03This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:05That's right. Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:55:09I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:55:12I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:55:14No, no, sorry about those injuries from earlier. It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:55:20Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:55:24And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:55:29Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit. She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:55:34Yeah, do you need any help winning her back? We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:55:39I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago,
00:55:42and now they're all begging me to help them out. It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:55:48Sure, I'll put in a good word for you. I just need...
00:55:53Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:55:55Once I take everything from these idiots, I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:56:03I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper, just like you asked me to.
00:56:07Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:56:11Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:56:13I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:56:15That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:56:17It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:56:21And if he can't, then what?
00:56:23He'll be bankrupt.
00:56:24So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:56:28I'm a third party to this contract.
00:56:29I have to take it.
00:56:32I'm avenging my best friend.
00:56:34I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:56:44I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:56:47We should celebrate.
00:56:48You did?
00:56:50You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:56:52That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:56:56And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:59Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:57:04What?
00:57:05You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:57:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:57:09He's not.
00:57:10Jared, what are you doing?
00:57:12You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:57:15It's my decision, Mom.
00:57:17I'm the head of the house here.
00:57:20I'm telling my dad.
00:57:21Fine, go right ahead.
00:57:23He has enough problems himself.
00:57:24If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as a side piece.
00:57:27But if not, you can scram.
00:57:30Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:57:33Teach him a lesson.
00:57:34Kaylee, be a good girl, OK?
00:57:37Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:57:40Don't get on his bad side.
00:57:42We can't afford to piss him off.
00:57:44So do as he says.
00:57:46But Dad...
00:57:54I'm sorry.
00:57:55I'll be your side piece.
00:57:58Very good.
00:57:59I'm happy you've come around.
00:58:00Now let's go celebrate.
00:58:05I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:58:09But that tongue action, though.
00:58:12Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
00:58:14Ellen, we are in public.
00:58:16It's true.
00:58:17Oh, stomach ache.
00:58:20Again?
00:58:20I have to run to the bathroom.
00:58:21Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:58:24OK.
00:58:26Devin's late.
00:58:28Not a good sign for a date.
00:58:31This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:58:36It's her.
00:58:37And she's alone with no one to save her.
00:58:42You whore.
00:58:43You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:58:50Let me tell you, I would never go back
00:58:53even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:58:59Hey, you guys can fight all you want,
00:59:00but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:59:03Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:59:06What?
00:59:06Why do I have to leave?
00:59:07She's the one starting shit.
00:59:09Because I have money and you don't.
00:59:11You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:59:14And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:59:18He still got the contract?
00:59:20Hmm, must be Ellen's doing.
00:59:23Even if he does sign it,
00:59:24he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:59:27Oh, he's just gonna...
00:59:29Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:59:33Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:59:38You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:59:43My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:59:46$1,000 to take her away.
00:59:49$2,000 to drag her away.
00:59:52$5,000 to beat her away.
00:59:58Oh, oh, hey!
00:59:59Hey!
01:00:03You okay?
01:00:04Are you hurt?
01:00:10Weakling.
01:00:10You!
01:00:11You!
01:00:12Just a few days ago,
01:00:13you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
01:00:16And now you have two more?
01:00:18What a whore.
01:00:19What a whore.
01:00:20Yeah, and Jared wanted to get back with her?
01:00:24What if she has an STD?
01:00:26Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
01:00:30Let's go.
01:00:31We'll expose her to Jared.
01:00:33Hang on.
01:00:35What do you want?
01:00:36I'll scream!
01:00:38I don't hit women.
01:00:39But I never said I don't kill women.
01:00:43But I never said I don't kill women.
01:00:46Oh, God.
01:00:48He is a murderer.
01:00:49What if he murders me?
01:00:51Not him.
01:00:51Definitely not him.
01:00:57We're not afraid of you.
01:00:59That's enough.
01:01:00This isn't a war zone.
01:01:02You'll be removed from being a five-star general
01:01:04if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:01:06I was just messing with them.
01:01:08Was he, though?
01:01:09We're not afraid of you.
01:01:12Jared!
01:01:13You have to avenge us.
01:01:14Look at this slut.
01:01:15She's found two more boy toys.
01:01:17She's cheating on you.
01:01:18Don't get back with her.
01:01:20Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:01:21I apologize for this scene.
01:01:23I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately
01:01:25so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:01:27Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:30Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:31The potty crashes.
01:01:36You have any idea who that is?
01:01:38That's my wife.
01:01:39You saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:01:42That's right.
01:01:43Know your place.
01:01:44Shut up.
01:01:45She's cheating on you.
01:01:49Know your place.
01:01:50You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:01:53Eric, have you gone mad?
01:01:55This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:57You slap her for this whore?
01:01:59Mom!
01:02:00They really think they're something, huh?
01:02:02Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status
01:02:05goes back to the Victorian age.
01:02:07She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:02:09I only got the Maple Closet Project
01:02:11because she gave it to me.
01:02:14What?
01:02:15You apologize right now, or I will kick you and your father
01:02:19to the curb.
01:02:25I'm sorry.
01:02:27No.
01:02:29This can't be.
01:02:31I made you divorce...
01:02:35Go home.
01:02:37You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:02:44Cool.
01:02:45I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:02:48Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:02:52I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:02:55I didn't come here for you.
01:02:57I'm on a date.
01:02:59A date with two men at the same time?
01:03:03She really is a whore.
01:03:04Angela, please forgive me.
01:03:06I really do love you.
01:03:11Lady Lockhart is here!
01:03:14Oh, Lady Lockhart is here!
01:03:19Yeah, yeah, we already know you beat Ford's effort.
01:03:23We're too old for that.
01:03:24They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:03:26Please, you gave me the contract so if anyone should go
01:03:30as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:03:32Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart.
01:03:34Join us.
01:03:34We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:03:38What the hell are you all doing here?
01:03:40Where were you?
01:03:42I was still making shoes.
01:03:44Again?
01:03:45Would you like my diagnosis?
01:03:47No.
01:03:49Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:03:53I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:57Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:04:01I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:04:03Otherwise, they'll cut me off too.
01:04:04Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:04:07I'll prove it to you.
01:04:09You want a chance?
01:04:10Angela, no.
01:04:11You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:04:15Don't take him back.
01:04:17I'll give you two choices.
01:04:21I'll give you two choices.
01:04:24Me or the contract.
01:04:27You're kidding me.
01:04:29No, I'm not kidding you.
01:04:32If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:04:36But you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:04:39The choice is all yours.
01:04:42That's a tough choice.
01:04:44You think so?
01:04:44He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:04:48Either way, he benefits.
01:04:51Why can't I have both?
01:04:53You really are a greedy bastard.
01:04:55Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:04:57I deserve the contract.
01:05:00Did you really?
01:05:05Look who's fashionably late now.
01:05:07He didn't save her at the pool.
01:05:09Wait, what are you talking about?
01:05:12I, uh, I choose the contract.
01:05:15I knew it.
01:05:16You'll get what's coming to you.
01:05:19With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:05:23Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:05:26I will get you one day.
01:05:29Let me show you something.
01:05:38You saved me.
01:05:43You saved me.
01:05:45I'm sorry if his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:05:51But I promise you, I'm gonna make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:56No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:58I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:06:01I'm sorry.
01:06:02I'm sorry.
01:06:03I'm sorry.
01:06:03I'm sorry.
01:06:04I'm sorry.
01:06:04I'm sorry.
01:06:05I'm sorry.
01:06:05I'm sorry.
01:06:06I'm sorry.
01:06:06What happened that day?
01:06:14Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:06:18What?
01:06:19Me?
01:06:21Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:06:23No way.
01:06:24You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:06:29You're crazy.
01:06:31And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:06:36What?
01:06:38Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:06:41Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:06:45Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:06:49I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:06:51Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:06:53I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:56No, it's not your fault.
01:06:57They're just too slick.
01:06:59You like me to punish them for you.
01:07:01Oh god, no, not that again.
01:07:03Please.
01:07:05Max, you know what to do.
01:07:20The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:07:22All business ties have been severed.
01:07:25We're bankrupt!
01:07:31How did you do that?
01:07:32Who are you?
01:07:34Don't say Spider-Man!
01:07:38I'll tell you who I am.
01:07:41I'll tell you who I am.
01:07:45I am Crypto Punk Number Two.
01:07:49What did he say he was?
01:07:50That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:07:53You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:07:56Well, I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:07:58See, you are number one at something.
01:08:01The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:08:04Forget Forbes' list.
01:08:06It's all about young money now.
01:08:08So, how about our date?
01:08:16I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:08:18I'll spy two.
01:08:20They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:08:23I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:08:26Yes!
01:08:27I'm rich!
01:08:29They'll make them okay soon!
01:08:31I'm rich!
01:08:33I'm rich!
01:08:35I'm rich!
01:08:37I'm rich!
01:08:39I'm rich!
01:08:41I'm rich!
01:08:43I'm rich!
01:08:45I'm rich!
01:08:47I'm rich!
01:08:50What?
01:08:51Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:08:52The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:57Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:09:01No!
01:09:03I'm bankrupt!
01:09:05I'm just a little odd card.
01:09:07You tricked me!
01:09:13Oh, allow me.
01:09:15I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:09:17I had to get some very important materials for our special date.
01:09:23Well, cheers.
01:09:25Cheers.
01:09:35This looks good.
01:09:41Did you use my spices?
01:09:43Did you use my spices?
01:09:45I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:09:51You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:57I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:10:03Angela.
01:10:05Your future with me...
01:10:09is going to be different.
01:10:11It's going to be different.
01:10:13Come on.
01:10:15Upstairs.
01:10:33Wow.
01:10:35Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years.
01:10:39Just because of some silly mistake.
01:10:43Angela, I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:10:47Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:10:51That's right.
01:10:53I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:10:55How is all of this possible?
01:10:59I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:11:01Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:11:05I've had a crush on you since college.
01:11:09You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:11:13Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:11:19Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:11:25All you do is babble on and on about Internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:11:35Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:11:39I'll teach you a lesson.
01:11:41Hey! Get away from her!
01:11:43Angela!
01:11:475C girl. I like her.
01:11:55How is he?
01:12:01It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:12:05Astragal saltifum.
01:12:07Can he be cured?
01:12:09I actually think I know that poison.
01:12:11It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:12:15Household salt.
01:12:17I like her.
01:12:25There you go.
01:12:27What time is it now?
01:12:29Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:12:39I like her.
01:12:41We have been rivals ever since.
01:12:43So that's how I, well, we all met.
01:12:49I barely remember.
01:12:51I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:12:53Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:59You wouldn't have known.
01:13:01I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:13:03If that makes you feel any better.
01:13:05Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:13:07Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:13:09Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years.
01:13:13Who will you pick?
01:13:19How can that be?
01:13:21Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:13:29Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:13:31Bankrupt?
01:13:33The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:13:37Well then, get out of here!
01:13:39You can't do this to me!
01:13:43Jared!
01:13:45Mom, it's me.
01:13:47What happened?
01:13:49Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:13:51Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:13:53You should get back with your wife.
01:13:55We're bankrupt.
01:13:57What?
01:14:01Jared Cooper.
01:14:03We're here to propose to your belongings.
01:14:07No one is going to save you now.
01:14:09What?
01:14:15What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:14:21Who will you pick?
01:14:25I...
01:14:27I...
01:14:31I brought you fried chicken.
01:14:33Fried chicken?
01:14:35Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:14:37Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:14:39Sucking up last minute!
01:14:41At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:14:43Hey! Stop! Stop!
01:14:47Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:14:49I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:14:53I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:14:55Angela Lockhart...
01:14:57You know what I mean.
01:14:59Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:15:01which one of our three badasses
01:15:03will she marry.
01:15:05Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:15:09Cole, the general?
01:15:13Or Devin, the CEO?
01:15:19Uh, looks like our bachelorette
01:15:21may need a little more time to decide.
01:15:23Oh, the suspense is killing me!
01:15:25But when she does,
01:15:27she will take this eternal rose
01:15:29made from glass imported from Venice
01:15:31and give it to our winner.
01:15:33Angela?
01:15:37Angela?
01:15:39Oh, I...
01:15:43I need more time to think.
01:15:49While our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:15:51why don't we check in
01:15:53with each of our candidates?
01:15:55Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:57Let's start with Cole.
01:15:59Cole.
01:16:03There's not much to say.
01:16:05Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:16:07who has huge biceps,
01:16:09a massive chest,
01:16:11who would protect
01:16:13their wife?
01:16:17Okay, thank you.
01:16:19Uh, Shane?
01:16:21Muscles?
01:16:23Money?
01:16:25They won't get you so far.
01:16:27But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:16:29that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:16:31if you know what I mean.
01:16:35Okay.
01:16:37I think we do. And Devin?
01:16:41That was quite disgusting.
01:16:45I just hope Angela's okay.
01:16:47I know she's going under a lot of stress right now.
01:16:49A lot of choices to make.
01:16:51And she's my queen.
01:16:53I just really hope she's okay.
01:16:55And one more thing.
01:16:57What kind of a doctor
01:16:59brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:17:01That's a good point.
01:17:03It's bad for her heart.
01:17:05And then you!
01:17:07What?
01:17:09You know what they say about military men.
01:17:11They beep their wives.
01:17:17Enough!
01:17:19Stand up!
01:17:23Hey, you guys.
01:17:25Whoa, break it up!
01:17:27Hey! Break it up!
01:17:33Cut to commercial!
01:17:35Cut to commercial!
01:17:47Oh my gosh.
01:17:53This is the hardest decision
01:17:55I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:17:57Who do I choose?
01:18:07Angela's marrying me!
01:18:09You're not stealing her from me.
01:18:11Oh yeah?
01:18:13I may be a doctor, but like I said,
01:18:15I can possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:18:19What don't you have in that coat?
01:18:21Fruit flavored gum.
01:18:23I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:18:25I'll fight you to the death.
01:18:27Don't forget about me.
01:18:29It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:35These stupid profile cards
01:18:37don't make any sense. They do not help.
01:18:39Who made these?
01:18:45What?
01:18:59It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:19:05I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:19:07And I have the power of
01:19:09telekinesis!
01:19:15Telekinesis!
01:19:27We may have to work together to take him down.
01:19:39This battle within our heads
01:19:41is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:19:43I may not be able to take them both down
01:19:45if they decide to team up.
01:19:47Winter mint or
01:19:49cool mint?
01:19:53You know,
01:19:55I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:57Really?
01:19:59I'm actually pretty self-conscious
01:20:01about it.
01:20:03So I appreciate that.
01:20:05And you know,
01:20:07I've always really liked
01:20:09the way you talk.
01:20:11Really?
01:20:15What do you got for me?
01:20:17I always
01:20:19really like the way you chew gum.
01:20:21Yeah? It's fresh, right?
01:20:23You know?
01:20:25Yeah, yeah!
01:20:27You're actually a really good doctor.
01:20:29You need me to look at you?
01:20:31I got you.
01:20:33Angela's been kidnapped!
01:20:35Angela's been kidnapped!
01:20:37It was Jared Cooper!
01:20:39That fucker!
01:20:41We have to find her.
01:20:43What, how? Her ring.
01:20:45Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring,
01:20:47just in case.
01:20:49Well, let's go then!
01:20:51My fiancé!
01:20:57Jared...
01:21:01What am I doing here?
01:21:03You destroyed me.
01:21:05You took everything.
01:21:07What?
01:21:09I have nothing left.
01:21:11It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:21:13Who's greedy?
01:21:15To have sex with my wife?
01:21:17What?
01:21:19I'm not your wife anymore!
01:21:21Oh yeah, I know. You wouldn't take me back now,
01:21:23not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:21:25This is illegal!
01:21:27You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:21:29You won't have me arrested.
01:21:31You will take me back.
01:21:33You will take me back.
01:21:37Come on, bitch.
01:21:39I'll settle you down a little.
01:21:51You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:21:55Hey!
01:21:57Angela! Come back!
01:22:00You're too late!
01:22:02I drugged her.
01:22:04She'll be dead soon, unless...
01:22:06Not yet? Have you forgotten who I am?
01:22:08He really does have everything in his coat.
01:22:10Everything except for fruit.
01:22:12Yeah, except for fruit flavored gum. Get it already.
01:22:14Just save my boss!
01:22:16Here you go.
01:22:22You're all good now.
01:22:24Oh, thank God.
01:22:26But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:22:29What? What are you going to do to me?
01:22:31Hey, stop! No! Don't!
01:22:35Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:22:42Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:22:44Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:22:52So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:22:54You've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding?
01:22:57The Prince of Bhutan?
01:22:59And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:23:07Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:09The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:23:11We're down to the wire.
01:23:13Literally. The wedding day.
01:23:15But who's the groom?
01:23:28Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:30The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:23:32But who's the groom?
01:23:37Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:23:41Any input from the parents?
01:23:43Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:23:47This is exciting.
01:23:49Who should my daughter pick?
01:23:51Let me think.
01:23:53Let me think.
01:23:57I like the doctor.
01:23:59He's cute.
01:24:02But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:24:06And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:24:08the one who's loved her the longest.
01:24:10Isn't that right, Devon?
01:24:12Angela.
01:24:15You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:24:20And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:24:25But this was a really hard decision.
01:24:28And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:24:33And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:24:39I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:24:45I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:24:52Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:56I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:58They've all proven their undying love.
01:25:01So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:25:04Literally.
01:25:07Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:25:11general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:25:19Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:25:24Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:25:28And last but not least,
01:25:30could it be the richest man of them all,
01:25:33the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:25:36Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:25:40Gentlemen.
01:25:42It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:25:44It has.
01:25:46May the best man win.
01:25:48May the best man win.
01:25:50Drum roll, please.
01:26:04Seriously, Ricky?
01:26:12I choose...
01:26:23I need a powerful, strong man
01:26:25who I really feel like he can protect me.
01:26:29Who could resist those guns?
01:26:34Could I interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:26:37Would you like a full-bodied choco?
01:26:52Shane, it's you.
01:26:54I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:56You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:58Yeah.
01:27:01It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:27:03Ellen, be my new queen.
01:27:05I hope we can go together.
01:27:07Like guns, babe?
01:27:20It's always been you.
01:27:30I'll always love you.
01:27:34Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:27:37Ellen, Ellen. Would you like a full-bodied choco?
01:27:39Have you seen my murder weapon?
01:27:41I need fruit-flavored gum for you.