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00:00A man of mystery. A man of science. A galactic angel. A space angel!
00:10Space angel! He's a space angel! Space angel! He's an angel from space! Space angel!
00:20I don't take shit from no one. And neither should you!
00:25Space angel!
00:30Switching to manual control.
00:39There we go. Oh, there we go. Oh yeah.
00:46What the? This stupid alarm again?
00:50Come to daddy. Yes, right there.
00:54We are now fully erect.
00:56Yes!
00:58Oh yeah. Oh, so close. I can taste it.
01:02Oh, good day alone.
01:06Nice.
01:09Who the hell?
01:10Have you seen Bruce?
01:11Nothing. I was doing nothing.
01:13Wait, who?
01:14Bruce Starduster?
01:16Come to think of it, our oxygen rations have been increasing.
01:19Can you ask Pal for Bruce's location?
01:21Woman, leave the thinking to me. Pal?
01:23Yes, space angel?
01:24What is the approximate location of Major Colonel Bruce?
01:27I do not recall the private being on board.
01:29See? What a stupid question.
01:31First it was not letting me sleep with you.
01:33Then burning the galactic freeze-dried dinner in the microwave thermometer.
01:35Now, increase with silly results.
01:37You could at least ask Pal what his most recent location was.
01:40That's retarded. How would that help?
01:42General Bruce's last recorded location was in the airlock.
01:45Oh my god!
01:46What's the big deal?
01:47The human body can survive three days without water and two weeks without food consumption.
01:53How long has Bruce been in space?
01:55Approximately two weeks.
01:56Oh my god!
01:57That's impossible. I've been on radar duty for the last two weeks.
02:02What the fuck?
02:06Oh god! Bruce!
02:08Eeeeee!
02:11Uhhhhhh!