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00:00Something's wrong. Something's changed.
00:20Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I'm going to go with new benches.
00:25Vampires attacking civilians in plain sight? That's not vampire protocol.
00:33Okay?
00:36Yeah, no, it's really not.
00:40Do you think anyone would notice if I just left you here?
00:44They'll know.
00:48Okay, okay. You want answers? I'll call my client.
00:52Not here. Back home.
00:54Where we're safe from client bots.
00:57Home? You mean my home? The Abbey?
01:02Which is absolutely 100% not your home?
01:06Make the call.
01:07Look, it's late in Latveria now.
01:10There's that whole time zone thing.
01:12And my client is a physician.
01:14You know, working those long physician hours.
01:17A what?
01:19Sweetest guy. But he's a real bear when he's grumpy.
01:24Hey, it wasn't that bad.
01:26Are you serious? It was awful.
01:28Quit being a pussycat. No one got hurt.
01:30No one got hurt yet.
01:32I don't care what you do in your off time.
01:34But when we're out on missions, you don't jeopardize the team. Got it?
01:38It's cute when you set up boundaries.
01:41I'm serious. You pull any of that crap that might put us in danger, and it's over for you.
01:45End of discussion.
01:53Thanks for the save there. I thought Blade was going to stab me again.
01:57Are you alright?
01:59Alright is subjective, but I'm still breathing.
02:03I was hoping the two of you would not fight.
02:06I can play nice all day when we're out there kicking bad guy booty.
02:10But asking me to make friends? Barf.
02:14I'm simply asking you to be nice. It is not that difficult.
02:19Gonna stop you right there. These are my co-workers, not friends.
02:25I do not understand the distinction.
02:28When we go out on missions, that's our job. We're all playing for the same team.
02:33But asking me to get a drink after? That's what friends do.
02:38I'd rather pluck my eyes out with a rusty fork.
02:41I don't care if people don't like me. Can't blame them.
02:45It's hard being the most skilled, attractive, funniest, and humble person here.
02:50They could start an I Hate Deadpool club. I'm already a founding member.
02:54But for 20 bucks, they could join.
02:57You're only here for a short time. At least make the most of it.
03:02Ah, like a true choose-your-own-adventure. Gotta dump all my points to charisma.
03:07I am being serious.
03:10And it was very cute. I listened, alright?
03:13Are you and Blade going to be okay?
03:16I'm not going to lose any sleep over our squabble, but I can't speak for him.
03:21Just try not to anger him. For me.
03:25You missed your opportunity to make me pinky promise.
03:28What happens if you break that kind of promise?
03:31You cut off my pinky. Don't worry, it'll grow back.
03:40Thanks for watching!