We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
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00:00:00Today I got divorced by my husband, Iden Valentino.
00:00:16We've been married for three years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what I look like.
00:00:22Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf.
00:00:27My three year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:30These are your divorce papers.
00:00:32You may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:00:37Please sign.
00:00:43Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and now I can't show up to what, his divorce either?
00:00:47Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:51Right, you mean fall in love with this piece of shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:01:09I'm sorry, so just, if you could just pass a long final message to him, you know, for me?
00:01:17Sure.
00:01:18Could you, could you just tell him, like in this exact wording?
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:24He was so disappointing as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:31Got that?
00:01:33Goldfish.
00:01:34Got it.
00:01:40We're here!
00:01:43We're here!
00:01:45You can't lose, Lisa.
00:01:47Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:54I don't know about this.
00:01:55Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:01:58He never even gave a single damn about...
00:02:01I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:04But today I have to let go.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:07You're right.
00:02:09Eric and assholes in my hood.
00:02:21Thank you.
00:02:22Thank you.
00:02:25Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:35Smash, I found my target.
00:02:38Have fun, okay?
00:02:39I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:40Wait.
00:02:45No!
00:02:46Ollie, wait!
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:57Sorry.
00:03:00Are you okay?
00:03:01Yeah, I think somebody actually drugged my drink.
00:03:12Iden Valentino.
00:03:14My ex-husband.
00:03:20Iden Valentino.
00:03:22My ex-husband.
00:03:26This whole family's bankrupt.
00:03:28Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:31How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:34I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:38Sounds so good.
00:03:40Hey!
00:03:41Get away from her!
00:03:49Mind your business unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:03:54That's how it feels to get your rib broken too.
00:03:57Are you okay?
00:03:58Thank you.
00:03:59Of course.
00:04:00What's your name?
00:04:01Iden.
00:04:02Thank you.
00:04:03Don't mention it.
00:04:04I've had a crush on you for five years and you're married for ten years.
00:04:14I've had a crush on you for five years and you're married for three.
00:04:25My husband.
00:04:27You don't even know who I am.
00:04:44You don't even know who I am.
00:04:46You don't even know who I am.
00:04:48You don't even know who I am.
00:04:50You don't even know who I am.
00:04:52You don't even know who I am.
00:04:54You don't even know who I am.
00:04:56You don't even know who I am.
00:04:58You don't even know who I am.
00:05:00You don't even know who I am.
00:05:02You don't even know who I am.
00:05:04You don't even know who I am.
00:05:06You don't even know who I am.
00:05:08You don't even know who I am.
00:05:10You don't even know who I am.
00:05:13You don't even know who I am.
00:05:16You don't even know who I am.
00:05:22Maybe this can be our departing gift.
00:05:27Then it's goodbye forever.
00:05:40Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:05:56Hello?
00:05:57Who are you?
00:05:59I didn't know Valentino was still asleep. Who is this?
00:06:02Why is it on my boyfriend's phone?
00:06:05Boyfriend? He was my husband until yesterday.
00:06:10Aiden's been calling me babe and that all night, so who do you think I am?
00:06:15What? Aiden would never. Who is this?
00:06:24You're pretty.
00:06:30Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:06:34That's for cheating on me. Scumbag. Ex-husband.
00:06:50Can I help you?
00:06:57Do you want this?
00:06:59I really don't want it anymore. Take it and sell it on eBay.
00:07:02I don't want it. This looks almost brand new.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06Wow, thank you.
00:07:13There's a cute little puppy sticker. Thanks.
00:07:16Just average. Just average.
00:07:42Where are any of my clothes?
00:07:45Jake, I need a new phone.
00:07:47Yes, sir.
00:07:48Find out who spiked my drink.
00:07:49Yes, sir.
00:07:50And more importantly, find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:55What room, sir?
00:07:57Also, today is your first day as CEO of the new company you just acquired.
00:08:00Can I start heading out?
00:08:01Right.
00:08:02By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:08:04Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:08:07Did she say anything?
00:08:09The mistress said, um...
00:08:11You're such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:08:15Rude.
00:08:18Apologies. Her words, not mine, sir.
00:08:22Like the girl from last night.
00:08:42Chop, chop. Hey, the new CEO's about to arrive.
00:08:46Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:08:51Stupid ex-husband making me late. I'm sore.
00:08:55You were never late.
00:08:57Did you have a party last night?
00:08:59No.
00:09:00That's not my style.
00:09:02I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe.
00:09:05And he's truly hot and culture-rich.
00:09:09Well, the marriage won't be so damn lucky.
00:09:12You think he's interested in one of us?
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:15Don't let divorce papers get us involved.
00:09:17Oh, you're right.
00:09:18What are you two babbling about?
00:09:20Hey, the CEO's about to be here. We need to come in.
00:09:22I'm here.
00:09:23Oh, my God. What's happening?
00:09:25Get up. Go, go, go.
00:09:26Everybody look sharp.
00:09:27Thank you.
00:09:28You're welcome.
00:09:38Come on.
00:09:39Smile. Smile.
00:09:40Smile.
00:10:09What?
00:10:11Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.
00:10:25Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:10:31It's important to maintain a professional image.
00:10:35Next time this happens,
00:10:37I'm not going to give him a look.
00:10:44Okay, he doesn't recognize my face, but not even my name?
00:10:50Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:10:53Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:10:57Her hair smells kind of nice.
00:11:00Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:11:03Um, I don't know. I'd like her to be my secretary, please. Thank you.
00:11:10Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:11:15What?
00:11:17I'm an engineer.
00:11:20I'm an engineer.
00:11:21Yay.
00:11:22It's the only place in the world where you can put a secretary in your position.
00:11:26Shh.
00:11:27Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time being.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:36I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:11:39Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:11:42Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:11:45No.
00:11:47Just curious.
00:11:49Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone,
00:11:52so she's requesting to pick her up tomorrow.
00:12:00I'm feeling laid back, but it's getting late.
00:12:03Last call is on the way. Pick your poison, I can pay.
00:12:06I've been eyeing you, you're riding Mr. Fire.
00:12:09Not a say, I could ride this high for days.
00:12:12Here's to hoping you relate.
00:12:14Coffee or tea?
00:12:17Coffee.
00:12:22I'll get that right away.
00:12:24Oh, and next time, knock. It's basic etiquette.
00:12:28Of course, your majesty.
00:12:39Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:12:49You said coffee?
00:12:51Coffee, please.
00:12:52Yeah.
00:12:53Sorry.
00:12:54Go get the coffee.
00:12:58She wants my attention.
00:13:04I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say,
00:13:08and then I was going to slap him,
00:13:12and then...
00:13:15Samson.
00:13:16Boss wants to see you.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:22Your coffee, sir.
00:13:25Jeez!
00:13:29Okay, sir.
00:13:30All right.
00:13:34That's the end.
00:13:35Oh, my God.
00:13:37What are you doing?
00:13:39Do you need something from me, sir?
00:13:41Yes, I need you.
00:13:43I need you to go shopping.
00:13:45To get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:13:50It must be for Patricia Brown.
00:13:52For that call I intercepted last night.
00:13:58Scumbag.
00:13:59What?
00:14:01I'm just... I'm celebrating,
00:14:04because an overly competent engineer,
00:14:08such as myself,
00:14:10am more qualified
00:14:12to tackle such a daunting task of figuring out...
00:14:19Have we met before?
00:14:22Have we met before?
00:14:24We slept together, too, dummy.
00:14:26I don't think so.
00:14:29I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:14:31Thank you.
00:14:35Oh, God, this is hot.
00:14:39Jake!
00:14:40An ice pack.
00:14:41ASAP.
00:14:44And another coffee.
00:14:49What is this?
00:14:52Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:14:54I think it is intentional.
00:15:00Lisa!
00:15:02Yes?
00:15:04Do you have a problem with me?
00:15:07What?
00:15:08What are you talking about?
00:15:10Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:15:13Oh, okay.
00:15:15See, I'm an engineer,
00:15:17so all I had was parchment paper.
00:15:24You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:15:26Don't misunderstand me.
00:15:28I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's absence.
00:15:32Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown?
00:15:35It's actually for...
00:15:39What's up?
00:15:40How many mistresses do you have?
00:15:42Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:15:44He's buying gifts for me?
00:15:47He's never gotten me anything in the three years we've been married.
00:15:51Maybe he does have a heart.
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:56Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Samson.
00:15:59You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:16:01I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:16:03What?
00:16:05Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so she can send this to her?
00:16:14Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:16:17I'll find the address.
00:16:20Hmm.
00:16:23She wants to play.
00:16:25And I shall indulge her.
00:16:29No, she literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:16:34Forget his ass.
00:16:35You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:16:37Why don't we go again?
00:16:39No, I, um...
00:16:40I gotta...
00:16:41I don't want to drink.
00:16:43Go ahead.
00:16:44I don't...
00:16:45Yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Hey, hey, I'll catch you later.
00:16:50So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:16:56Uh, tonight, I can't.
00:16:58I have, um...
00:16:59I've got plans and I'm not drinking anyway, so...
00:17:02Perfect.
00:17:03You can be our designated driver that night.
00:17:08Um, no.
00:17:14Cheers.
00:17:18Cheers.
00:17:22Why won't she drink up?
00:17:24This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:17:26How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:17:31Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:17:34Shirtface.
00:17:38How about this?
00:17:40I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:17:43It's wonderful for your...
00:17:46...health.
00:17:48I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:18:06Slick.
00:18:09Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:18:14What are you doing?
00:18:16It's bed time.
00:18:17I've got peanuts.
00:18:20You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:18:22How the hell would you know that?
00:18:24Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town, so...
00:18:28You know, all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:18:31I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:18:36Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Epson.
00:18:39Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary?
00:18:42Yeah, excuse me, just a minute.
00:18:50Excuse me.
00:18:55She's a good secretary.
00:18:57I still don't understand why you want me to prank her.
00:19:00Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:19:03So she has a sense of humor.
00:19:05Don't be so mean to her.
00:19:07I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:19:12I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:19:20Excuse me, where are you going?
00:19:23To my driver.
00:19:30Oops, I better go check on my restaurant.
00:19:35Next meal's on me.
00:19:41Your grandfather called.
00:19:43He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:19:47He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:19:51Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:19:53Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:19:55After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:20:01She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa.
00:20:04She'd have allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma attack.
00:20:07Not to mention the two million dollars she got out of it.
00:20:10So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him? It's all for her own benefit.
00:20:15Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:20:22Come on, let it out.
00:20:25I should have just let him die.
00:20:27Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:20:29And then rip up his two million dollar check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:20:34Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:20:36What else am I supposed to do?
00:20:39I waited for three years.
00:20:41And for what?
00:20:43Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:20:45Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:20:48I should just give it up.
00:20:50But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:20:52And you gave up so much for him.
00:21:01Samson.
00:21:03Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:21:07He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:21:10He's insane! I'm quitting!
00:21:12Get out!
00:21:17Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:21:18No!
00:21:19It's a battle with the stars!
00:21:20Someone help me!
00:21:22Am I so high up?
00:21:23Can you please find my phone?
00:21:25It's a battle!
00:21:26It's a battle!
00:21:27It's a battle!
00:21:28It's a battle with the stars!
00:21:29It's a battle with the stars!
00:21:30Can you please find my phone?
00:21:31Am I so high up?
00:21:32Can you please find my phone?
00:21:38Baby, I love you!
00:21:39I love you so much!
00:21:40Oh my God!
00:21:42This friend's mind on her career is sky high thanks to your help.
00:21:45You broke her leg four years ago, saving my life.
00:21:47I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:21:54Yeah, take this.
00:21:55Thank you.
00:21:56I didn't think you were so much for picking up.
00:22:00Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:22:04Hey, Mom.
00:22:05Mom?
00:22:06I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up.
00:22:09Who was she?
00:22:14Sorry.
00:22:15A puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:22:18Was it okay?
00:22:19Yeah, it's fine.
00:22:20It got out of the way in time.
00:22:21Ew.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24What's going on?
00:22:25I hit my knee.
00:22:26It's hurting.
00:22:27Hey, Jake.
00:22:28We might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:22:29No.
00:22:30No, no, no, no.
00:22:31You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:22:32I mean, it's too far gone.
00:22:33I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:22:35Mm.
00:22:36But if you spend some time with me, I'll feel better.
00:22:43Get in the car.
00:22:49Letter of resignation.
00:22:52So, Stephen's covering for Anna while she's away.
00:22:54I moved her 11 a.m. to 12.
00:22:56And then lastly, the board email today.
00:22:58They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,
00:23:00they want to transfer you to their new start up in three months.
00:23:03He's only going to be here for three months?
00:23:05That means I don't have to resign.
00:23:08What is that?
00:23:10Your apologies for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:17It...
00:23:19It's...
00:23:21Oh!
00:23:25You're always falling.
00:23:27No falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:23:33Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago,
00:23:36saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:23:39And, uh, I have 20-20 vision.
00:23:41And what is that supposed to mean?
00:23:43She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:23:45And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:23:55Looks like the break-in molded her.
00:23:57She's special.
00:23:58If he thinks he can bully me to submission,
00:24:00he's got another thing coming.
00:24:03Owen, give me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:24:06Wait for secretary, sir.
00:24:08Secretary? Duh!
00:24:14Hello.
00:24:15Hey.
00:24:16Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:24:18A family dinner. Tonight.
00:24:29I can't keep this secret forever.
00:24:32I cannot do it.
00:24:34There are other jobs in the world.
00:24:36I'll lose this one if I ever...
00:24:41Grandpa Valentino?
00:24:43Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:24:45Oh! Ow! Ow!
00:24:48I must have hurt something.
00:24:49Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:24:50I'll be all right.
00:24:52You know,
00:24:53the doctors say that it would be helpful
00:24:55You know,
00:24:56the doctors say that it would be healthy
00:24:58for me to have some distractions.
00:25:01Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:06Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:10Then, I could run around chasing after them.
00:25:14Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:25:18How about some tea?
00:25:20That would be lovely.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:23Wait.
00:25:24Where's Iden?
00:25:29Um...
00:25:31Iden and I...
00:25:33Sir,
00:25:34Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway.
00:25:38Well, finally.
00:25:40Let's go get him, my dear.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:55Sir,
00:25:56Mr. Iden is a bit busy at the moment,
00:25:58so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:26:00I get to live another day!
00:26:02Yes!
00:26:09Tell me,
00:26:10where is he?
00:26:12He's, um...
00:26:13He's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:26:15Ugh!
00:26:16Brown is a bitch again.
00:26:17Ah, boy.
00:26:21Have a goldfish.
00:26:24I guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:26:32Oh, gosh.
00:26:36Yep.
00:26:37Ah!
00:26:38Oh, Iden, can you open my leg?
00:26:40Yes.
00:26:41I need to really stretch my glute.
00:26:43Wider?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:45Open it!
00:26:46More!
00:26:47It's open!
00:26:48More!
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:54Ah!
00:26:59Um, excuse me, sir.
00:27:00Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:27:02Yeah, yeah, I think I should go.
00:27:04I thought you wanted nothing to do with your skinny ex-wife.
00:27:13Hey, Grandpa.
00:27:14How are you?
00:27:15Um, I think I have to come in and check up on you.
00:27:17What are you...
00:27:18Oh!
00:27:19You remember I exist, do you?
00:27:21You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:27:24Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:27:25She just left.
00:27:27Even the tea is still warm.
00:27:29You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours
00:27:32and spare one glance at your wife.
00:27:34Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:27:36Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:27:39Go explain to your wife.
00:27:40Actually, there's something that I was, and...
00:27:44Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:27:50She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:27:53Even this tea.
00:27:54She makes the blend all herself.
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:06This tea isn't bad.
00:28:10You could be drinking this every day.
00:28:13Grandpa, it's average.
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:28:18Gave it to Lisa already.
00:28:20You can't bribe me with pets.
00:28:23I want a human great-grandchild.
00:28:26Now go home.
00:28:27And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:28:31Okay, Grandpa.
00:28:37Hey, where are you going with my tea?
00:28:39It's not bad.
00:28:43Hey girl, what's wrong?
00:28:44Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of goldfish?
00:28:47Yes and no.
00:28:49Gord, you got a goldfish?
00:28:50I got a goldfish.
00:28:51Oh, she's gonna call up.
00:28:54All the tea today?
00:28:59Order up, one piping hot tea.
00:29:02I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:29:05or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:29:07but either way, you look like a feral dog and you smell like one too.
00:29:10How's that for tea?
00:29:12Make sure it's hot!
00:29:16What, not enough work for you to do?
00:29:20Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:29:23You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:29:27so maybe I should ask him.
00:29:28Oh, don't cut yourself short and make a nice cup of coffee.
00:29:35Not a bad cup of tea either.
00:29:37It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:29:41So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:29:46It's just an herbal blend.
00:29:49I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:29:53I did?
00:29:55I'm sure I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:30:02First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:30:05She's pretty.
00:30:07But stupid and mean.
00:30:09I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:30:11I'm a bit busy today.
00:30:14Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa? Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:30:21You two have fun.
00:30:22Men like you stupid, don't they?
00:30:33Take a photo of me holding this.
00:30:36And then we can just throw it out after.
00:30:44Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:30:49I can tell you what I did.
00:30:51He sent you here to serve me.
00:30:54I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:30:57Is that because you spent so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:31:00I'm going to spot away all the flies surrounding Aiden.
00:31:04Fly swung trust.
00:31:06Are you calling me a piece of shit?
00:31:08Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:31:11Hey, what is going on?
00:31:14She hit me!
00:31:16I love technology.
00:31:19She hit me, actually.
00:31:21The security camera's not gonna lie.
00:31:28Anyway.
00:31:31As if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:31:36Did you hit her?
00:31:37No! She's lying!
00:31:40Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house and hopped up with it.
00:31:51I can relax after a long day.
00:32:01What is a shithead ex-husband?
00:32:04Wait, what did you just call me?
00:32:07Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:32:10Look, I'm a bit drunk.
00:32:12So I'm gonna need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven bar.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19Wait, 7th Heaven? No way I'm going.
00:32:24You should've told me, what the hell?
00:32:31Hey.
00:32:33You're cute.
00:32:35Wanna dance?
00:32:37You're drunk.
00:32:39How about I take you home?
00:32:41No, Lisa's coming to.
00:32:43Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:32:46Hey, can you get up?
00:32:48Hey, ever heard of first come first serve, ugly buddy?
00:32:51If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:32:55Okay.
00:32:57Okay.
00:32:59Um, you know what?
00:33:01Let's bet on it.
00:33:02If he comes home with me, you pay his tab.
00:33:04But if he goes home with you, I'll pay yours.
00:33:07Deal.
00:33:08Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house, Lisa.
00:33:10Great.
00:33:15Wanna come home with me?
00:33:19Uh, that sounds good.
00:33:23What, is he blind? I'm clearly the hot one.
00:33:28Okay.
00:33:31Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:33:35Good?
00:33:37Mind if you call Jake?
00:33:39Or Miss Poopypants?
00:33:42Why are you jealous?
00:33:44My God, how can he be this hot?
00:33:48Mr. Valentino, this is Valentino.
00:33:51Will you sign?
00:33:54Oh, sorry. Former, this is Valentino.
00:34:03Oh, I get it.
00:34:06Sorry for interrupting.
00:34:08Carry on.
00:34:11All right, you guys.
00:34:13When we start stating her after the divorce...
00:34:16Hey, more money for us luggers.
00:34:23So?
00:34:26This is Valentino.
00:34:29Okay, um...
00:34:34I admit it.
00:34:37I'm...
00:34:39your ex-wife.
00:34:47Oh, okay, okay.
00:34:50Oh.
00:34:53Just kidding, I'm good.
00:34:57Okay, okay.
00:35:10Oh, that's nice.
00:35:14You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:35:18I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:35:26When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you...
00:35:30I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:35:34Whatever.
00:35:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:38Your house, your hair smells so nice.
00:35:41But not as nice as Lisa Simpson's tea.
00:35:49Why, why does she always yell at me?
00:35:53I don't yell at you.
00:35:56Well, then tell me.
00:35:58Why do you play so hard to get?
00:36:06Oh, my God.
00:36:08I'm so confused.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:14You were drunk.
00:36:15And now you're drunk.
00:36:17Are you messing with me, I did Valentino?
00:36:20Ms. Simpson!
00:36:23Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:36:27that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:36:32I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:36:33Don't assume the worst of me.
00:36:35Is money all that you care about?
00:36:37No, I should have left you at the club.
00:36:38Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:36:43Shit.
00:36:45I fucked up.
00:36:51Got files for you.
00:36:53Hey, I got your favorite pastry.
00:36:55They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:36:58They need your signature immediately.
00:37:01Okay, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last night.
00:37:03This is urgent.
00:37:09How's your shoulder?
00:37:11Mr. Valentino!
00:37:13I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:37:15What?
00:37:23No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:37:25Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:37:29Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:37:31It may just be a silhouette.
00:37:33But I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy.
00:37:36I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test,
00:37:38asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:37:41Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back, Jake.
00:37:44No way am I pregnant.
00:37:47Samson, your back.
00:37:50What?
00:37:51Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:37:54Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:37:57Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:38:01He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:38:06Take off your blazer.
00:38:07What?
00:38:10You heard me. Take off the blazer.
00:38:14That's an HR violation, actually.
00:38:16Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:38:19Now take off the blazer.
00:38:21Lisa!
00:38:22What's the problem?
00:38:23The blazer. We take off the blazer.
00:38:28What's going on here?
00:38:29You tried to steal my boyfriend.
00:38:32That's enough, Patricia.
00:38:33Jesus.
00:38:34I didn't.
00:38:35We're going on our date, right?
00:38:37Great, I'm going to leave.
00:38:38And you're coming with us.
00:38:39What?
00:38:42I can't.
00:38:43I've got a fish to feed at home, and I don't want it to go belly up, so...
00:38:47Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:38:51Your box.
00:38:52The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:38:58Well, you're on the clock.
00:38:59So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:39:02I didn't.
00:39:03You don't need a third woman.
00:39:07Fine.
00:39:08I'll go.
00:39:10That's super tight.
00:39:19Oh my god, Aiden.
00:39:20Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:39:22Okay, there's this character, Evil Queen, and she reminds me so much of your sleepy ex-wife.
00:39:29Thank you, my friend.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31On the house.
00:39:32Cheers.
00:39:39Oh no!
00:39:41Looks like I got you all wet.
00:39:43I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:39:46Bathroom!
00:39:49Sorry.
00:39:50Evil Queen's bathroom.
00:39:53Anyway.
00:39:54The production was, eh.
00:39:56My coverage, eh.
00:39:58They really should have put a higher budget.
00:39:59I just, like, I'm a kid.
00:40:00I just, like, clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:40:02They didn't give me enough fraudster.
00:40:04I just, whatever.
00:40:05But you know me.
00:40:11Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aiden.
00:40:14And who are you to tell me this?
00:40:16His mistress?
00:40:17He loves me!
00:40:20What are you going to do?
00:40:21Hit me?
00:40:23Bingo.
00:40:26You asked for it.
00:40:27Mistress is getting slapped.
00:40:29Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:40:31Huh?
00:40:32I didn't.
00:40:33She slapped me!
00:40:34And why would you do that?
00:40:35Because.
00:40:36I'm a super duper evil conniper.
00:40:40I'm a super duper evil conniper.
00:40:43I'm a super duper evil conniper.
00:40:46I'm a super duper evil conniper.
00:40:48Evil, conniving, and scheming little bitch.
00:40:52I don't think I can't fire you.
00:40:53Yes, fire her!
00:40:55You can't.
00:40:56Because I am firing you.
00:40:59From my life.
00:41:00You can't do that.
00:41:01I just did.
00:41:06Hey!
00:41:07If I was you, I would take that back!
00:41:10You can't do that.
00:41:11I just did.
00:41:15Hey, if I was you, I would take that back!
00:41:19I didn't.
00:41:20My leg.
00:41:21It's hurting again.
00:41:22She just fired you.
00:41:24She just fired me!
00:41:35Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:41:38Yes, sir.
00:41:47My god, this tea sucks.
00:41:48What is this?
00:41:49Some left, sir.
00:41:50Remember.
00:41:53Do you want a new one?
00:41:55Do you want a coffee instead?
00:41:56No, no.
00:41:57I don't want to.
00:41:58Take that away.
00:42:01Yes, sir.
00:42:09Oh.
00:42:10God.
00:42:14Boss doesn't like your glance.
00:42:17Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves,
00:42:19temperatures, and techniques the former secretary tested
00:42:21and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:24That's true.
00:42:25Ever since the new CEO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves,
00:42:29prepared to make any combination any time his little heart desired.
00:42:33Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:42:35And such big shoes to fill.
00:42:37How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:42:39Let's build a team.
00:42:41Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:42:45Was that pun intended?
00:42:47Or unintended?
00:42:49I don't want to get fired.
00:42:51Unintended, right?
00:42:53I thought so.
00:43:00She's always so cold to me on the surface, but deep down,
00:43:05she actually really cares about me.
00:43:11What's this?
00:43:13Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:15The shop owner sent both items here by mistake,
00:43:17so we'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:20I would put your suit in the executive closet,
00:43:22but Samson still has the key.
00:43:25Just hire her back.
00:43:27I mean, I don't get it.
00:43:28When you fire somebody, they take the key.
00:43:30That makes no sense.
00:43:31I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:43:35Oh.
00:43:41Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:43:43Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:43:46LOL.
00:43:48It's the goldfish that she got.
00:43:51Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:43:55Oh.
00:43:58It's a cute puppy.
00:44:00I like puppies too.
00:44:02Going out tonight!
00:44:04Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:44:08Who are you going out with?
00:44:14No, it's...
00:44:16It's probably best just to be nice.
00:44:17Let me just...
00:44:22Cute puppy.
00:44:27Period.
00:44:28Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:32What?
00:44:34Oh my...
00:44:35Okay, Martha's hard-to-get strategy is to go in too far, Lisa.
00:44:39Jeez!
00:44:40Jake!
00:44:42Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention
00:44:45than it is the other way around?
00:44:47How long have you been standing there?
00:44:50It's time for the events, right?
00:45:02It's okay.
00:45:04It's okay.
00:45:06It's okay.
00:45:08It's okay.
00:45:10It's okay.
00:45:12It's okay.
00:45:13It's okay.
00:45:15It's okay.
00:45:17It's okay.
00:45:18It's okay.
00:45:19It's okay.
00:45:20It's okay.
00:45:21It's okay.
00:45:22It's okay.
00:45:23It's okay.
00:45:24It's okay.
00:45:25It's okay.
00:45:26It's okay.
00:45:27It's okay.
00:45:28It's okay.
00:45:29It's okay.
00:45:30It's okay.
00:45:33Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:36My schemey ex-wife is here?
00:45:38She better not say anything bad about me.
00:45:40Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:45:50You!
00:45:51What are you doing here?
00:45:54It's none of your beeswax.
00:45:57I don't work for you anymore.
00:45:59And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:46:03Who are you here to meet?
00:46:05Showing this much skin?
00:46:07Trying to look so appetizing?
00:46:09Fishing for a new husband?
00:46:11I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:46:14You were always so beautiful.
00:46:17You're Mrs. Valentino!
00:46:22I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:46:25Mrs. Valentino?
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:32What?
00:46:33Oh!
00:46:34My mistake.
00:46:36Excuse me.
00:46:37Yeah, it's fine.
00:46:42Did I get the wrong person?
00:46:45I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:46:51This is the file you wanted on Lisa Sampson.
00:46:54The secretary.
00:46:56I haven't looked at it.
00:46:58I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:47:02But she's married.
00:47:03I heard she just got divorced.
00:47:04Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:47:07She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:47:10Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:47:13Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:47:15Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit.
00:47:17Let's go.
00:47:18Sir.
00:47:20This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:47:23Oh.
00:47:28Damn!
00:47:29You literally shit what you eat.
00:47:31Just like him.
00:47:32Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model!
00:47:35I know!
00:47:36I know!
00:47:37I know!
00:47:38I know!
00:47:39I know!
00:47:40I know!
00:47:41I know!
00:47:42I know!
00:47:43I know!
00:47:44I know!
00:47:45I know!
00:47:46I know!
00:47:47That piece of brown turd model!
00:47:49But...
00:47:50But you're a good boy!
00:47:52Can't say a thing about that jerk face!
00:47:54Who's talking about you, sir?
00:47:56Hold on.
00:47:57That's way too rude.
00:47:58I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:48:00That's not her.
00:48:01Then who are you here to see?
00:48:03I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:48:10Let's go.
00:48:17Let's go.
00:48:34I thought you were to see me.
00:48:44You're back?
00:48:45I just walked your dog.
00:48:46Thank you.
00:48:48Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:48:56I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:49:00He is willing to owe you an apology.
00:49:02Okay, you're right.
00:49:03But I just...
00:49:07I don't know.
00:49:08I thought it would be a clean break.
00:49:09No.
00:49:11I mean, he's always got Miss Poopypants hanging around.
00:49:14That's true.
00:49:15But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:49:18And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:49:20Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:49:23You're right.
00:49:24Okay, cheers to that.
00:49:26Hey, now I'm back on the work.
00:49:29Yes, you are.
00:49:46What do you want?
00:49:47Samson?
00:49:48Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:49:55Are you going to call her?
00:49:56Almost there, sir.
00:49:58Okay.
00:49:59Keep him waiting.
00:50:00Samson?
00:50:01Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:50:07Samson, are you all right?
00:50:08Samson, are you all right?
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:16Lisa!
00:50:17Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:50:18Talk to me.
00:50:19Uh, Mr. Valentino?
00:50:20A girl who has self-respect doesn't do takesies-backsies.
00:50:24So, bye!
00:50:25No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:27Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:50:32In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:50:37Are you serious?
00:50:38It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:50:41So how does that sound?
00:50:42Oh, and not to mention it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:50:47Maybe I can finally give back the $2 million check and call it even.
00:50:53All right, deal.
00:50:54Well, hold on, hold on.
00:50:55I thought you said no takesies-backsies a moment ago.
00:50:58Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:50:59You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then someone's in discussion.
00:51:04Well, all right, then.
00:51:05I will see you tomorrow.
00:51:06See you tomorrow!
00:51:15You want tea?
00:51:17Welcome back, Lisa.
00:51:19So, tell me, did you block me?
00:51:28No, I would definitely, definitely not block you.
00:51:33Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:51:37Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:51:41Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:51:43Who was it?
00:51:44Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:51:47Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:51:50You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:51:51Let's go.
00:52:01Frank Dunst, the CEO of our rival company, should be right inside.
00:52:04Why are we back here again?
00:52:10Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:52:12Bathroom!
00:52:18Let's go.
00:52:22Oh, my!
00:52:26Iden Valentino.
00:52:31What can I do for you, chick?
00:52:38Is that one of your girls?
00:52:41Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:52:52Hello, pretty.
00:53:00Can I be Frank?
00:53:04I would love that.
00:53:05Hello, pretty.
00:53:08I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:53:11How about I give you a tour you want from here?
00:53:14Respectfully, no.
00:53:18Did I mention that I own this place?
00:53:20Really?
00:53:22Well, in that case...
00:53:35You're gonna regret this!
00:53:39I'll show you real pain.
00:53:42I'll show you real pain.
00:53:43Hey!
00:53:45Come on!
00:53:50Are you okay?
00:53:54Don't you know who I am?
00:53:55Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:53:58Hey!
00:54:02If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:54:07That's so heir to the Maple fortune.
00:54:09So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:54:11He doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:54:14Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:54:18What do you want, Iden?
00:54:21The Northpoint Project.
00:54:24I'm interested in this.
00:54:27The Northpoint Project.
00:54:29I'm interested in that.
00:54:31A hundred billion dollar project.
00:54:33That's right.
00:54:36All right.
00:54:38I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:54:41And I also want an apology to my secretary, Nell.
00:54:46I'm sorry.
00:54:48And I apologize on behalf of this...
00:54:51Idiot!
00:54:52My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:54:54Unlike yours.
00:54:55That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:55:02Let's go.
00:55:08I, um...
00:55:11I wanted to thank you, uh, for saving me.
00:55:16And, um...
00:55:19Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:55:22Nobody bullies you except for men.
00:55:25No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:55:28I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:55:31Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:55:35No.
00:55:36No! No!
00:55:37I... I... I'm not!
00:55:40I...
00:55:50Do you dance?
00:55:51Oh, um...
00:55:53No, um, not anymore.
00:55:55I mean, not...
00:55:56It's just not anymore.
00:56:02A gift.
00:56:05From the company, not from me.
00:56:11You really don't remember me anymore?
00:56:15I didn't remember you.
00:56:20No, he's so ugly!
00:56:22I don't have anything left to do, do you?
00:56:32Are you okay?
00:56:35I can't see.
00:56:36Are you okay?
00:56:38I can't see.
00:56:40I can't see.
00:56:47You two!
00:56:48Call the police!
00:56:50Mr. Valentino!
00:56:51We have to get you to safety.
00:56:52One second.
00:56:55Here.
00:56:56This is my family heirloom.
00:56:58Find me.
00:57:00We really have to go.
00:57:06Bye.
00:57:22How do you know I like dogs?
00:57:25He pays attention to me.
00:57:32Brian!
00:57:33Lisa!
00:57:35Hi!
00:57:38Here, let me get this.
00:57:42This looks good.
00:57:44It's for tonight.
00:57:46Oh.
00:57:47Okay.
00:57:48I gotta see this next weekend.
00:57:51What?
00:57:57I left him at the office.
00:58:05I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:58:11Wait, Lisa.
00:58:12Why aren't you at the Valentino's for the holidays this year?
00:58:15Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:58:18Has that idiot Valentino been mean to you?
00:58:20No!
00:58:21No, it's great.
00:58:23I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:58:26And he got me a designer purse.
00:58:28If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for two million dollars,
00:58:31she wouldn't have had to agree to that.
00:58:33She wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract anyway.
00:58:36It's all my fault.
00:58:37No, it's not.
00:58:38Hey, it's okay.
00:58:40Brian.
00:58:41It's not your fault.
00:58:47Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:58:51Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:58:54No, she's hiding from her crimes!
00:58:56She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:58:59She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:59:01That's why we owe two million dollars?
00:59:03Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:59:05Just live your happy married life.
00:59:08That's all I want for you.
00:59:10You've already done too much for me.
00:59:21Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:59:24Will you be back for dinner?
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:32Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:59:35I didn't Valentino.
00:59:36Even if he doesn't want to see me,
00:59:38he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:59:48What the hell are you doing here?
00:59:52He was with her again?
00:59:57You're like a leech, huh?
00:59:59I can't get rid of you.
01:00:00I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
01:00:04What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time so you came back for more?
01:00:10Name your price.
01:00:13How much to get you away from Aydin?
01:00:16How much for you to leave Aydin alone?
01:00:18One million?
01:00:20I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aydin alone.
01:00:23That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:00:25Is that how much Aydin Valentino owes you?
01:00:28Is that how much Aydin Valentino is worth to you?
01:00:30What a joke.
01:00:31Five million.
01:00:35Five trillion dollars.
01:00:37Couldn't buy my love for Aydin Valentino.
01:00:39What do you know about Aydin anyway?
01:00:41He's allergic to peanuts.
01:00:43He loves seafood and his evening runs.
01:00:46Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,
01:00:48but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
01:00:51He's a dog person like me,
01:00:53and if he sees a dog on his evening runs,
01:00:55he will stop just so that he can play with it.
01:00:59I posted your sign in for real.
01:01:02He's mine.
01:01:04Yeah!
01:01:07Aydin!
01:01:11Awkward!
01:01:15What a confession, Lisa.
01:01:17I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22Mrs. Valentino!
01:01:24Oh, I mean...
01:01:26Actually, what do I call you?
01:01:29I'm Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:01:33Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
01:01:35Oh, yeah, okay.
01:01:36Thank you.
01:01:37I hope everything's okay.
01:01:38Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
01:01:41Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:01:43Yo, you too!
01:01:44You look great in your scrubs.
01:01:47Hi, baby.
01:01:48Hi.
01:01:50Grandpa.
01:01:57Hi.
01:01:58Hi.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:01Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:02:04How about some sweet revenge?
01:02:19Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:02:22You called for me?
01:02:27My God, how can he be this hot?
01:02:31Please tie this tie for me.
01:02:34I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:02:41Well, you aren't already in here, so why don't you get the shot?
01:02:46Fine.
01:02:49Lisa.
01:02:52Lisa.
01:02:57You're not too good at this, are you?
01:03:00I guess you have no one else to practice on.
01:03:03Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:03:06No.
01:03:08You're actually the first.
01:03:12I've got work to do, so...
01:03:14Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:03:21I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:03:24You have an injury?
01:03:25That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:03:29No reaction.
01:03:30He really doesn't care.
01:03:32I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:03:35Sure.
01:03:36I mean it. All the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:03:43I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:03:49So I just wanted to piss her off.
01:03:53So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:03:56No.
01:03:58No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:04:01Professional indeed.
01:04:04I knew it.
01:04:08Thank you. Yeah.
01:04:11I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:04:14Right.
01:04:16That'll be all, Miss Simpson.
01:04:19Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:04:22Bye.
01:04:27Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:04:30He says, um...
01:04:33If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:04:36She'll be thanking me.
01:04:42Twice the work?
01:04:46Does he know I have a real job?
01:04:49I'm only his secretary, and he's already torturing me this much?
01:04:55Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:05:05Mr. Valentino?
01:05:10Mr. Valentino?
01:05:13Here are those files that you asked for.
01:05:17Holy shit, this place is nice!
01:05:26Don't touch it.
01:05:27Yeah, uh, why aren't you naked?
01:05:30Perfect.
01:05:32You break into my house, and you start touching up my body, and you call me a perv.
01:05:36Interesting.
01:05:39You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:05:43No, I don't need those anymore.
01:05:45He just loves tormenting me.
01:05:47But, now that you're here, why don't you join me for a drink?
01:05:55Cheers.
01:05:56Cheers.
01:06:10That's okay. I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:06:13And, uh, I'm really overloaded with stuff for the rest of the night, so...
01:06:20I'm just gonna leave the files here, in case you need them, and, um...
01:06:24Yeah, I'll have them.
01:06:25Well, hold on, wait one second.
01:06:27It's late. I'll give you a ride home.
01:06:29No, no, no, that's okay. I have a ride arranged, so...
01:06:34Okay.
01:06:37See you later?
01:06:39See you.
01:06:40I bid you good eve, sir.
01:06:50It's a pool.
01:06:51Yeah, that was my necklace.
01:06:55Okay.
01:07:01My ritual actually places us out of service.
01:07:08Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking cure right now?
01:07:19What are you doing here?
01:07:24Oh.
01:07:29Thanks for trying to steal Iden from me.
01:07:32And after tonight, he's never gonna want to touch you again.
01:07:37Because we're cutting up your face.
01:07:44This is my family heirloom. Find me.
01:07:49Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:54Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:56Oh, this?
01:07:57This is a token of Iden's love.
01:07:59Jealous?
01:08:01You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:08:07Don't come near me!
01:08:10I'm Iden Valentino's wife, you don't want to mess with me!
01:08:14Quit bluffing, you were just his secretary last week.
01:08:17Don't!
01:08:22Don't!
01:08:23Don't!
01:08:25Don't!
01:08:26Don't hurt him!
01:08:27Don't!
01:08:29Hey!
01:08:32Hey!
01:08:37You okay?
01:08:38What took you so long?
01:08:41Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:08:43Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:08:45We'll see how Dunn's gonna afford his vermin without his wife's money.
01:08:49And Patricia Brown too.
01:08:51They kidnapped her too?
01:08:52No, she was working with the men who hurt me.
01:08:54No, no, no, you must be imagining this, we didn't see her when we came in here.
01:08:57Iden.
01:08:58What?
01:08:59Listen to me.
01:09:00Look, look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:09:05Fine.
01:09:07Thanks for saving me.
01:09:08Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:10I'll take you back, come on, I'll take you back.
01:09:12No, no.
01:09:13Lisa!
01:09:16Lisa!
01:09:22Lisa!
01:09:24I'm sorry!
01:09:26Please, I just want to talk for a second!
01:09:28Lisa, please!
01:09:32Lisa!
01:09:45Lisa!
01:09:53Four years ago I brought home a necklace.
01:09:56Patricia Brown stole it.
01:09:58She ransacked the house.
01:10:00It must have been her.
01:10:02I'm sorry sis, everything is my fault.
01:10:04Is this necklace important to you?
01:10:06Can I get you another one?
01:10:15Ugh.
01:10:29I thought you said you're not drinking anymore?
01:10:31And you finished a whole bottle yourself?
01:10:34What's going on?
01:10:37I got kidnapped.
01:10:38Kidnapped?
01:10:43So, that piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:10:47Your husband's actual savior?
01:10:50No, get this.
01:10:51She's also the one who framed Brian for her hate crime
01:10:53and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:10:56That bitch!
01:10:57She did everything to get closer to Aiden.
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00You've got to do something.
01:11:01Like what?
01:11:05He believes her completely.
01:11:07And if I had any evidence at all,
01:11:09I wouldn't have had to sign a marriage contract.
01:11:13She's got the necklace.
01:11:15Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore
01:11:17because he thinks that she's me.
01:11:20Take your man back.
01:11:23Take my man back?
01:11:24Yep.
01:11:29It's Aiden.
01:11:34Hello?
01:11:35This is the Irish Pub.
01:11:37This lady is drunk.
01:11:39Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:11:43What was that?
01:11:45Now what?
01:11:46What are we going to do?
01:11:47Well, now, we're going to go to the Irish Pub
01:11:49and make a change.
01:11:50We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:11:52Yes, we are.
01:11:53Come on.
01:11:57There you go.
01:11:58I have a couple.
01:11:59There you go.
01:12:00You're on most cars in the world
01:12:03than anybody else.
01:12:06Alrighty.
01:12:07Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:12:09Oh, okay.
01:12:17Yeah, she looks sweet when you're asleep.
01:12:20Because when you're awake,
01:12:22like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:12:24Oh!
01:12:26I'm going to eat you up.
01:12:29Yeah.
01:12:30Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:12:35Hey, come on.
01:12:36Just take a nap.
01:12:37I'll drive.
01:12:45Oh, my.
01:12:46Lisa, where did you actually go?
01:12:51Lisa.
01:12:54Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:13:06Okay.
01:13:07There you go.
01:13:09And I'm going to take you to my place.
01:13:11It's because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:13:13And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:13:18Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:13:20Don't do anything stupid.
01:13:22She's under the influence.
01:13:23She's going to come.
01:13:26Wait, Lisa.
01:13:29Please be mindful of social boundaries.
01:13:36Lisa, if you go any lower,
01:13:38then I'm going to have to cut your pants off.
01:13:44Lisa!
01:13:45Oh!
01:13:49If I knew that you were going to be like this,
01:13:52I would have left you to your own devices.
01:14:06Oh, my.
01:14:11My, oh, my.
01:14:12Samson?
01:14:14Did you just spend the night together?
01:14:16Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:14:18Got them.
01:14:24That's right.
01:14:25Take your man back.
01:14:27I made you coffee.
01:14:29You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:14:32But this is my special coffee.
01:14:35Okay.
01:14:42Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:14:44You've got foam on your lips.
01:14:49Well...
01:14:51I don't know.
01:14:53On your lips.
01:14:54Well, why don't you...
01:15:03Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles
01:15:05and go make me a normal tea?
01:15:09Jake?
01:15:10Like, my latte art?
01:15:12Oh, you made Jake latte hearts.
01:15:15Uh, no, his.
01:15:16His was a little...
01:15:17I mean, you got the heart.
01:15:19I made you lunch, too.
01:15:21You made me lunch?
01:15:22Mm-hmm.
01:15:25So, do you need to take a break?
01:15:28No time to break, Olga.
01:15:30Patricia Brown says I have to divorce and lease it
01:15:32and take up with a secretary.
01:15:34I have to stop at all costs.
01:15:36Onward, Olga.
01:15:37Onward.
01:15:40Even I love you.
01:15:43Got it.
01:15:45But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:15:47Doesn't matter.
01:15:48Onward, Olga.
01:15:49Onward.
01:15:52That right there.
01:15:57Grandpa.
01:15:59What is it, Dad?
01:16:00Don't mind me.
01:16:02Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:16:04Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:16:08Come on, Olga.
01:16:13It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:16:15I, uh, I seem a bit fast, though, sometimes.
01:16:21You dare steal in this room?
01:16:51Mr. Balanchine?
01:16:57Mr. Balanchine?
01:17:04J.K., this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:17:07What is it?
01:17:08Miss, Miss Brown just called.
01:17:11Hey.
01:17:12She needs you at the police station right now.
01:17:14At the police station?
01:17:19Sorry I didn't think of you like this, sis.
01:17:21Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:17:23You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:17:26Why am I not surprised?
01:17:29You two are siblings?
01:17:31Tripped?
01:17:32I'm not tripped.
01:17:33I'm not tripped.
01:17:34I'm not tripped.
01:17:35I'm not tripped.
01:17:36I'm not tripped.
01:17:37I'm not tripped.
01:17:38You two are siblings?
01:17:40Trailer trash ass family.
01:17:42You ruined my life.
01:17:43Hey, Brian.
01:17:44Stop.
01:17:45Don't.
01:17:46Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:17:48Do you even know who I am?
01:17:50What do you mean?
01:17:51Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:17:55I don't know what you're talking about.
01:17:57Sure you do.
01:17:58Hey.
01:17:59Hey, what is going on?
01:18:00Ian, they're harassing me.
01:18:01She's dating Ida Valentino now?
01:18:04What?
01:18:05Hey, hey.
01:18:06Stop.
01:18:08Don't hurt him.
01:18:10I apologize on his behalf.
01:18:12You're apologizing to me for him?
01:18:15I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:18:17Why are you apologizing to him?
01:18:19Do you want to end up backing him?
01:18:20He's cheating on you.
01:18:23Let's go.
01:18:24Come on, Ida.
01:18:25They're disgusting.
01:18:26Ida, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:18:30Wait, what?
01:18:31They're siblings.
01:18:34Brian?
01:18:35Oh my god.
01:18:37Brian?
01:18:38I was fine, so...
01:18:39Yeah, they're both losers.
01:18:44Wait!
01:18:45Eddie!
01:18:46How am I supposed to get around?
01:18:50Lisa, wait!
01:18:51Wait!
01:18:54Lisa!
01:19:02Someone decided to go head into trouble.
01:19:07It's...
01:19:08No, no.
01:19:10Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:19:15Ms. Sampson, for dishing work without cause,
01:19:18I require an in-person explanation of my office's stats?
01:19:21Yeah, I keep that as yours, sir.
01:19:23Divorce him already!
01:19:24Why are you still with him?
01:19:25We're already divorced.
01:19:28Well, you're good.
01:19:30I mean, if it wasn't for my letters in the first place,
01:19:32you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:19:34Now you're free.
01:19:35Right?
01:19:36So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:19:38Yeah, please don't.
01:19:39Why not?
01:19:40Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:19:42Oh, sure.
01:19:43You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:19:47Brian!
01:19:48Come on, please?
01:19:49For me?
01:19:50For you?
01:19:51For me?
01:19:53Coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room?
01:19:56Yeah, I think we could widen the room,
01:19:58make more space, easily, for a couple of units.
01:20:01Budget reports from the past month from the finance department.
01:20:04Thank you.
01:20:05And, um, I was...
01:20:06Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:20:08You going on a date later?
01:20:11Excuse me.
01:20:24Hi.
01:20:25Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:26Seventh floor.
01:20:27Thank you.
01:20:28Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:29Seventh floor.
01:20:30Thank you.
01:20:31Can't wait.
01:20:36You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:20:39You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:20:42Gosh, did she have that new skirt?
01:20:43The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:20:45she must have been pretty excited.
01:20:48I need a table for a Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:52Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:20:56We're friends?
01:20:59I have friends.
01:21:05Yeah, that's me.
01:21:06Oh, great.
01:21:07I look better in real life, don't I?
01:21:09So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee,
01:21:13which I think is very hot.
01:21:15And, you know, I'll tell you,
01:21:17if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:21:21I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:21:24We don't have to do this again.
01:21:26Ah, no, no, no.
01:21:27Don't worry about it.
01:21:28Don't play hard to get already.
01:21:30Just, you know, relax.
01:21:31Enjoy your meal.
01:21:32It's all good.
01:21:33I will tell you,
01:21:35I make $3,000 a month.
01:21:39I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:21:41It's all good.
01:21:42There's really no need.
01:21:45Ah, forget about it.
01:21:46Listen, I have a very spacious 300-square-foot studio apartment
01:21:52that I lease if you get my drift.
01:21:57When we's a married,
01:22:00you don't got to worry about work or nothing.
01:22:02I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know, $200 a month,
01:22:06something like that.
01:22:07What do you think about that?
01:22:08Yeah, I make six figures.
01:22:11I'm an engineer.
01:22:13We could go buy a Tesla before we're done here.
01:22:16You're joking.
01:22:18No, I'm really not.
01:22:20Yeah, your meal bought me.
01:22:23Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:22:25Look, I know that you are divorced,
01:22:28but you think you can do better than me?
01:22:30Get out of here.
01:22:34What the hell is this?
01:22:35We didn't order nothing.
01:22:36What, are you trying to bomb a meal off of me?
01:22:39Mr. Sumtree.
01:22:41Hello, Lisa.
01:22:42I don't have the restaurants on this side of town.
01:22:45Mister, the bill for this table has already been paid for
01:22:49by Ida Valentino.
01:22:53For this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:57He says Ms. Sampson deserves only the best.
01:23:02What the hell kind of means?
01:23:04Let me know if you find out.
01:23:07Thanks.
01:23:08Okay, fine, then I'm going to eat.
01:23:11With Lisa gone, your bill is $1,260.
01:23:14Dude.
01:23:15What?
01:23:17Real funny watching you get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:23:19Hey, no, you Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:23:21You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy.
01:23:23How is that fair?
01:23:24What, you're any better?
01:23:25Patricia Brown feels like something happens,
01:23:27and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:23:29So it's jealousy then?
01:23:30I believe it.
01:23:31Okay.
01:23:32Hey, hey!
01:23:34You okay?
01:23:37Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:23:39It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:23:41You can't hear this.
01:23:50I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:23:52Oh, also, if you plan on re-marrying Ms. Sampson,
01:23:55you will need to make sure...
01:23:56Wait, wait, hang on.
01:23:57Re-marrying?
01:23:59Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:24:01The other night?
01:24:02I don't remember.
01:24:03At 7-Eleven.
01:24:05Hey, that's not in this order.
01:24:07This is Valentino.
01:24:10You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:24:12My ex-wife?
01:24:15Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:24:18No.
01:24:19I am your ex-wife.
01:24:21So I'm just the real joke here.
01:24:23The fool.
01:24:24Chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:24:26Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:24:28No.
01:24:29Even the nurse called you Ms. Valentino.
01:24:32I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:24:34Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit,
01:24:37you would have known what I looked like.
01:24:39You didn't even know my name.
01:24:40So this is just revenge then.
01:24:42On who?
01:24:43Myself?
01:24:44Lisa Sampson.
01:24:45Hey, Valentino!
01:24:49Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now.
01:24:55How can she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:25:06What's wrong?
01:25:08What's wrong?
01:25:09What do you do every day, Jake?
01:25:11I asked for a file on Lisa Sampson.
01:25:13Where is it?
01:25:14It's in your secretary, sir.
01:25:15You tell me!
01:25:16I already gave it to you.
01:25:19I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:25:20It's right here.
01:25:22You found it.
01:25:25Huh.
01:25:26Paradise Villa number 12.
01:25:29That's the same address as Lisa.
01:25:31Shit. Shit.
01:25:32I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:25:36You're so cool.
01:25:38Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:25:39Lisa Sampson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger
01:25:43I've never described her as that.
01:25:45But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:25:49Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets
01:25:53so that she could extort you for more money.
01:25:55Jeez, Lisa isn't like that.
01:25:58Hey, she's a Russian spy.
01:26:01That's gotta be it.
01:26:02Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:26:05Don't talk about that.
01:26:07Sweet, now I know.
01:26:09We've only really known her for about a month.
01:26:11I know my Lisa.
01:26:14She's not like that.
01:26:20I hate Lisa.
01:26:26Are those flowers for Lisa Sampson?
01:26:28Sure are.
01:26:33What are you doing, sir?
01:26:35Those flowers are ugly.
01:26:36I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:26:38Now!
01:26:44Four for me.
01:26:48Hey, hey, hey, Lisa.
01:26:49Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:26:52Yeah, thanks.
01:26:58Reverend Valentino!
01:27:00Lisa, come back tonight with Ivan for dinner.
01:27:03I will not rest until you do!
01:27:09I will not rest until you do!
01:27:14The car's ready, sir.
01:27:15Thank you.
01:27:22Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:27:25Anytime.
01:27:27Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:27:29You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes.
01:27:31I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:27:33She couldn't say no.
01:27:34But you always said, um...
01:27:37She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:27:39That's true.
01:27:42So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for reals this time?
01:27:45No, I've never said anything about pursuing her.
01:27:48I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:27:58Thank you, Olga.
01:28:01Cheers.
01:28:02We're all finally here together as a family.
01:28:06Cheers.
01:28:08Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:28:11Together.
01:28:12That's fantastic.
01:28:15Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:28:18Yeah, we'd love to.
01:28:23Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:28:25I know how you like them.
01:28:29Grandpa's watching.
01:28:36There you go.
01:28:45If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:48All night long.
01:28:51If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:54All night long.
01:28:56I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:28:58Thank you so much for dinner.
01:29:02What are you doing, Stewie?
01:29:04This is your chance.
01:29:07Go!
01:29:14I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:29:18Cheers.
01:29:29Thirsty, aren't we?
01:29:41Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:29:46There's literally nothing here.
01:29:47What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:29:49What are you looking for?
01:29:51Nothing.
01:29:53What are you doing here?
01:29:55Doing you.
01:30:00Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:30:03Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:30:06Uh, no way.
01:30:09We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:30:12Why should I get the floor now?
01:30:14Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:16I don't mind it.
01:30:20Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:23I don't mind it.
01:30:29Fuck.
01:30:34Jake?
01:30:35Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:30:37This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:30:40Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans.
01:30:42He'll be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:30:44That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning.
01:30:46So, you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:30:49Thank you.
01:31:00I didn't mean to come with important stuff.
01:31:24Good night.
01:31:35I hate being a boy or a girl.
01:31:40I hate that I didn't accept you.
01:31:47You should tell him.
01:31:51You should tell him.
01:31:57Hi.
01:31:59Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that.
01:32:01What are you doing?
01:32:02Okay, well, I found a new doctor.
01:32:04Will you come with me?
01:32:06No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:32:10Okay.
01:32:12Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:32:16next time you ever have to deal with me, please.
01:32:18Okay, yes, let's go.
01:32:25Lisa, you're pregnant?
01:32:28Whose bastard baby is this?
01:32:31You're pregnant?
01:32:33Who's the man?
01:32:34Oh.
01:32:37You're pregnant?
01:32:38Who's the man?
01:32:39He wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:32:41My father wouldn't like that too much.
01:32:45Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:32:47Is there somebody else?
01:32:51I'd ask you the same.
01:32:54I did my leg.
01:32:55It's hurting.
01:32:56I need to go to the doctor now.
01:32:58Let's go.
01:33:12That's Lisa.
01:33:14Do you want to give her a ride?
01:33:16No need.
01:33:17No?
01:33:18Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:33:20Start the car.
01:33:38Mr. Valentino, you're a dick!
01:33:40You're a dick!
01:33:41That's all you'll ever be!
01:33:52So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:33:55our numbers are up from last time this year,
01:33:57thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:33:59So we have a...
01:34:03Sorry I'm late.
01:34:05No excuses.
01:34:06Wait.
01:34:13Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:34:16Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:34:19Go inside and get some rest.
01:34:21I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:34:23Okay.
01:34:33See you later.
01:34:38Mr. Valentino,
01:34:41my letter of resignation.
01:34:45My letter of resignation.
01:34:47You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:34:51Focus on that.
01:34:53Give your secretarial duties to Tom and take some time off.
01:34:57Go to the hospital, okay?
01:35:00What do you mean?
01:35:04I mean,
01:35:06you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:35:09You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:35:12You really love that man that much?
01:35:15It's none of your business.
01:35:27Happy birthday to you.
01:35:33Valentino's grandpa.
01:35:35Yay!
01:35:38I'll go cut the cake.
01:35:41I can celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:35:45Yeah?
01:35:47If only by next year,
01:35:49we can add a little ugly joy.
01:35:53Yes.
01:35:56Is she pregnant?
01:36:00Lisa.
01:36:09Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:36:15Stop.
01:36:16What?
01:36:17You'll carry somebody else's child but won't even let me touch it.
01:36:20You're busy with that, huh?
01:36:26I've had enough of your madness.
01:36:29Grow the fuck up.
01:36:38Hello?
01:36:50Wait a minute.
01:36:51Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:36:54Did you know she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:36:58but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:37:04Do you know who the father is?
01:37:07Okay.
01:37:14If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:37:18Hey!
01:37:19How dare you!
01:37:20You're a fraud!
01:37:22I didn't think I believed in you all this time.
01:37:27Release me!
01:37:30Wait.
01:37:31Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
01:37:32Are you okay?
01:37:33Are you okay?
01:37:34I didn't.
01:37:35Hey, calm yourself.
01:37:36I think she's speaking.
01:37:37She fell by herself.
01:37:38She's a lying bitch.
01:37:49She's suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:37:53It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:37:59Well, I guess we can have her more in the future.
01:38:04But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:38:07I'll try my best.
01:38:11I'll be right back.
01:38:13Okay.
01:38:24Bill.
01:38:26Run.
01:38:33You know what to do.
01:38:41You know what to do.
01:38:47The patient is in a critical state.
01:38:48We need to operate now.
01:38:50What's going on?
01:38:51Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:38:54She doesn't need one.
01:38:56If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:39:12Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:39:23What's happening?
01:39:25Where am I?
01:39:27We've had some complications.
01:39:29We need to operate on you.
01:39:31No, this isn't right.
01:39:33Who are you working for?
01:39:34Stop.
01:39:35No, no, no.
01:39:36Stop.
01:39:37No, no, no.
01:39:38Stop.
01:39:39Stop.
01:39:40Stop.
01:39:41No.
01:39:42I'm pregnant.
01:39:43I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child.
01:39:44No.
01:39:45Lisa.
01:39:46It's okay.
01:39:47It's okay.
01:39:50You're okay.
01:39:52Jay, let's go.
01:39:54Sit him down.
01:40:01So, tell me, Doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:40:06It was all Patricia Brown.
01:40:10She blackmailed me.
01:40:13It forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:40:19And...
01:40:20And what?
01:40:23And what?
01:40:26And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:40:30Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:40:33So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:40:37I checked the database.
01:40:39It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:40:47So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:40:52It means that Lisa...
01:40:56Lisa!
01:40:59Where'd she go?
01:41:01Patricia, stop.
01:41:03You don't want to do this.
01:41:05Now, if you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:11If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:15I don't think so.
01:41:16I think it'll just look like a suicide and I'm shamed for having a bastard baby.
01:41:21I saved Aiden.
01:41:23And he will believe me.
01:41:25Why?
01:41:26Because I have the necklace.
01:41:28No! Give it back!
01:41:31You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:41:35You can have it back for my dead body.
01:41:37That'll have to work.
01:41:39No! Patricia, stop!
01:41:41Hey!
01:41:46Lisa.
01:41:49This is all your fault!
01:41:52It's okay. It's okay.
01:41:54Lisa.
01:41:56Lisa, please forgive me.
01:42:11Hey.
01:42:14Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:42:18Finally! Justice is served!
01:42:25Hey, Ryan.
01:42:26Sis, did you see the news?
01:42:28Patricia Brown was finally brought to prison for all her crimes.
01:42:30Yeah, I saw.
01:42:32Also, that ex-husband of yours?
01:42:34He's not coming over every day after work.
01:42:37Why?
01:42:38He asked me about you.
01:42:40Your childhood, your dreams.
01:42:42He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:42:44And he also paid off all her debts.
01:42:58You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:43:01I never even came in in all these years.
01:43:06Now I can't even enter it even if I wanted to.
01:43:10I'm sorry.
01:43:29Let's go.
01:43:34Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:43:37For you and the baby.
01:43:39More maternity gifts again?
01:43:41As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:43:43I'm gonna go get them.
01:43:45Hey.
01:44:08Hey, sir.
01:44:13Hey, sir.
01:44:15Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:44:18He had me doing tours all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:44:22And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:44:25Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:44:29No, I...
01:44:33Listen.
01:44:35I was blind and dumb.
01:44:38And a horrible husband to you.
01:44:40And all disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:44:45And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:44:49But I promise you, I will be better.
01:44:55Will you please give me another chance?
01:44:59What about the baby?
01:45:03You said it was a bastard child.
01:45:05I know, baby.
01:45:08Will you please come with me?
01:45:15Come on.
01:45:27That's...
01:45:28That's our dad's costume.
01:45:30In Swan Lake.
01:45:32Yeah.
01:45:34I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:45:36But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:45:39So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:45:43And...
01:45:45Next time you won't have to buy a ticket.
01:45:48You'll be performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:45:51Did you steal these off my desk?
01:45:54And, uh, about the baby.
01:45:56Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:46:00And I'll love her all the same.
01:46:02Even if we have kids later.
01:46:07Sir!
01:46:08Wait! Wait!
01:46:09Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:46:11Just listen!
01:46:12That's the woman!
01:46:15She gave me this phone before she left the resort!
01:46:17Jake, I'd sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:46:20Or you had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:46:23That's why it took so long to find her!
01:46:25This is my old phone.
01:46:27So you're the mysterious woman this whole time?
01:46:31Oh my god, that means that I'm...
01:46:33No.
01:46:35The baby is yours.
01:46:36Huh?
01:46:38Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:46:40Put a ring on it!
01:46:42Before she runs away again.
01:46:51I never gave you the proposals that you deserved.
01:46:56But let me try again.
01:46:59Will you marry me?
01:47:06Yes.
01:47:11For real this time?
01:47:14Yes.
01:47:15Yes?
01:47:16Yes.
01:47:17Yes, I will marry you.
01:47:23Again.