Caution Cute Baby Alert Full Movie

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00:00:00Welcome to the birthday party of our city's finest, Mr. Robert Clark.

00:00:07Drink up birthday boy.

00:00:30I thought drink last night was a total mistake.

00:00:53R.C.?

00:00:57Why can't I remember his face at all?

00:01:08If you were still alive today, you'd be five.

00:01:22Hey you, today's my fifth birthday. Did you get me a mommy?

00:01:38That's not how it works, Charlie.

00:01:40Look at yourself, Robert Clark. Three years old and still single.

00:01:43Do you know how worried I am?

00:01:45If you don't get me a mommy today, I'll run away from home.

00:01:48Hey wait, get back here.

00:01:55Hey sweetie, are you okay?

00:01:58You should really make sure that his shoelaces are tied so he doesn't trip and fall.

00:02:01Are you okay?

00:02:04It's okay.

00:02:06Daddy, daddy, I found mommy.

00:02:11Daddy, I found mommy.

00:02:16Mommy? Me? No.

00:02:21You got knocked up by a stranger?

00:02:24I'm glad you're not my daughter, Scarlett, or I would die of shame.

00:02:28You've got to kick her out, daddy.

00:02:30That's it, Scarlett. You get rid of this bastard now or you get the fuck out of this house.

00:02:36Fine. I'm no longer a Mason anymore. You guys can forget that I ever existed.

00:02:52Congratulations, mommy. It's a little boy.

00:03:11This is Scarlett Mason's kid. Now, give me the money and get out of here before somebody sees you.

00:03:26SIDS. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. There's absolutely nothing we could have done.

00:03:33I'm sorry, Miss Mason.

00:03:38No, no, no.

00:03:50Mommy, it's my birthday today.

00:03:53He has the same birthdays.

00:03:57Happy birthday, Charlie.

00:03:59Why do you keep calling me mommy?

00:04:00Because you look exactly like the mommy in my dreams.

00:04:04Do you have a boyfriend, mommy?

00:04:06I don't.

00:04:07I have the perfect guy for you.

00:04:09He's 6'2", 30 years old, good looking, decent job, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink.

00:04:15The best part is, take him and you can have an adorable child for free.

00:04:19Charlie, I want you to marry my daddy.

00:04:24Charlie, Charlie.

00:04:28I want you to marry my daddy.

00:04:30Charlie, Charlie, he's joking. Kids.

00:04:33No, I'm not. You won't get married this year, trust me.

00:04:37Fine, if you want my silence, I'm craving some sweets today. Penny for it.

00:04:43Fine.

00:04:46Fine.

00:04:50Foster.

00:04:55He's really smart.

00:04:56Too smart.

00:04:58So, Bobby, what do you do?

00:05:01I'm a chauffeur for Robert Clark.

00:05:05Robert Clark?

00:05:07The richest, most mysterious billionaire in the city?

00:05:11Sounds like you know Mr. Clark.

00:05:13Um...

00:05:15Sounds like you know Mr. Clark.

00:05:17Um...

00:05:18Welcome to the birthday party of Mr. Robert Clark.

00:05:22I know of him. I've never met him before or anything like that.

00:05:27Shoot.

00:05:29Oh my God, I'm going to be late for work.

00:05:31We'll give you a red car, Mommy.

00:05:39Your car?

00:05:41Charlie, I told you, that's not our car. Daddy's just a chauffeur.

00:05:45What's a chauffeur?

00:05:46Finish your mousse.

00:05:51Charlie, your daddy's right, alright?

00:05:54You should never pretend to be somebody you're not. You're perfect.

00:05:58Alright, Bobby Clark, well, it was really nice meeting you, talking to you, all that.

00:06:02Bye, Charlie.

00:06:06Ow.

00:06:07What was that for?

00:06:08No wonder you're still single.

00:06:10Mommy, give me your phone number, please, please, please, please.

00:06:16Alright, alright.

00:06:24I know, I know.

00:06:25I'm a great wingman. You can thank me later.

00:06:27Have a great job, buddy.

00:06:33Hello?

00:06:35Can someone take our order before I starve to death here?

00:06:39Hello, ladies. I'm so sorry for keeping you waiting.

00:06:43Scarlet!

00:06:45So this is what you've been doing ever since Mom and Dad kicked you out.

00:06:50Not gonna lie, the maid apron really suits you.

00:06:53Just like that ugly slept top suits you.

00:06:55Fucking take that back.

00:06:58You're the whore that got screwed by a stranger six years ago.

00:07:02And I bet you can't even remember his face, can you?

00:07:08Thought so.

00:07:10Now go get us some water.

00:07:12I'll even tip you if you serve us well.

00:07:14Sure.

00:07:19Water. Coming right up.

00:07:29I'm gonna rip you apart, bitch!

00:07:32I am so sorry, miss.

00:07:34I promise you, I will put this waitress in her place.

00:07:37You better, or I swear to God I'll have this place shut down by the end of the week.

00:07:42Let's go.

00:07:44You're not off the hook.

00:07:45Come with me, now.

00:07:47Excuse me, I'm sorry.

00:07:50Mr. Travis, please, I can explain.

00:07:52I don't want to hear it, Scarlet.

00:07:53You're causing too much trouble.

00:07:55And I should fire you.

00:08:00I'm late on rent. I can't afford to lose my job.

00:08:05Well, then give me a reason not to fire you.

00:08:12Come on a date with me.

00:08:17Come on a date with me.

00:08:19I'll forget that ever happened.

00:08:26I can't.

00:08:28Don't be shy, Scarlet.

00:08:30It's not as if you have a man or anything.

00:08:32It's so sad that the best way to get a man to back off is to tell him that you're taken.

00:08:36I have a boyfriend.

00:08:38We're actually getting married.

00:08:40Yeah? Bring him here.

00:08:42I'll never bother you again.

00:08:44Monday.

00:08:46After your shift, wear something nice.

00:08:50Or else.

00:09:06Did you steal my phone again?

00:09:08I'm calling Mommy for you.

00:09:10Charlie, for the last time, that woman is not your mother.

00:09:13I don't care. I'll never eat or drink again unless you promise to marry her.

00:09:24Make your choice, old man.

00:09:26Want your only son starved to death?

00:09:28Or let go of your useless ego and propose to Mommy now?

00:09:35Make your choice, old man.

00:09:37You know her.

00:09:38What'd I do? She's my Mommy.

00:09:40You know very well your Mommy is...

00:09:43Stop this nonsense and eat.

00:09:46That steak looks so good.

00:09:53Fine. You win.

00:09:54I'll ask Scarlet to marry me.

00:09:56Happy now?

00:09:57Very happy. Thanks, Daddy.

00:09:59But on one condition.

00:10:00You can't tell her I'm Robert Clark.

00:10:02I want her to make sure she's good to you.

00:10:04Pretending to be because of our money.

00:10:07Deal.

00:10:12Now the problem is, I don't know if she'll want to marry me.

00:10:15Well, let's find out.

00:10:18Bobby Clark's phone.

00:10:20Please do.

00:10:24Felicity.

00:10:25Don't say something.

00:10:28Hello?

00:10:29Scarlet?

00:10:30Hey, Bobby.

00:10:31I know it's a bit last minute, but would you want to meet up?

00:10:43I've never been here before.

00:10:45The sunsets here are beautiful.

00:10:47You're really missing out.

00:10:54What happened?

00:10:56Um...

00:10:58Just another day at the diner.

00:11:00The thing I'm not used to.

00:11:05They should be ashamed.

00:11:06Not you.

00:11:10So, you're a waitress?

00:11:13Yeah, mostly.

00:11:15I've also been like a nanny, cleaning lady.

00:11:18I was even a plumber once.

00:11:20Wow, that's a lot of skills.

00:11:22How'd you learn to do so many things?

00:11:25You want to know my trade secret?

00:11:29When I was eight, my mom died.

00:11:32Three months later, my dad married his mistress, brought their daughter.

00:11:40Lose your home and you'll learn to survive and grow up.

00:11:44Because you're all alone.

00:11:49I'm bumming you out, aren't I? I'm sorry.

00:11:53Enough sad talk.

00:11:55I actually wanted to ask you if you could be my fake...

00:12:02Scarlet, will you marry me?

00:12:07I actually came here because I wanted to ask you if you could be my fake...

00:12:12Scarlet.

00:12:13Fake friend. What?

00:12:16I know we just met, but I know you're special.

00:12:19Charlie's never acted like this around anyone else.

00:12:23I'm just a driver. I don't have much.

00:12:26But if you want, Charlie and I, we could be a new family.

00:12:35I don't know what to say.

00:12:42Say yes.

00:12:45You married a guy within a day?

00:12:47I mean, shut up, are you nuts?

00:12:50I'm nuts. Scarlet, why the heck?

00:12:53The heck would you do this, boss?

00:12:55I did it for Charlie. The way he looks at her, he...

00:12:58He thinks that I'm his mama.

00:13:01I love you.

00:13:02I just think that you need to let go of what happened five years ago.

00:13:06I mean, are you really okay with being with the driver of Robert Clark?

00:13:10I mean, what if he's not who you think he...

00:13:14I mean, what if he's not who you think he is?

00:13:16I don't know how to tell you this, but I really feel like I can trust him.

00:13:20And I know I gotta let go of what happened five years ago, okay?

00:13:24Fine.

00:13:25But you should at least test drive him a little, you know?

00:13:29Like, just to make sure everything down there works.

00:13:34I literally just met him yesterday.

00:13:37Fine.

00:13:38Be boring.

00:13:40You should at least have him take you out.

00:13:42Or to the mall.

00:13:43A man stingy with money can't be generous with love.

00:13:46Wow. You're so wise.

00:13:50But that does remind me, I want to get him a gift.

00:14:04She's gotta be a gold digger.

00:14:14Well...

00:14:19Does she want me to buy that for her?

00:14:21I guess I could get her a ring since we just got married.

00:14:25Do you want...

00:14:26That's $25 an hour.

00:14:32That's more than I make in my job right now.

00:14:35Oh. That's what you're looking at.

00:14:39Yeah, whatever. I'll apply later.

00:14:41But I really want to get Charlie a present.

00:14:44She's here to buy Charlie a present.

00:14:49Excuse me, ma'am?

00:14:51Hello?

00:14:52Hi, yes, um...

00:14:54I really want to get one of those ID tags for my child here, Charlie.

00:14:58Just with his name engraved and our phone number.

00:15:00Silver or gold?

00:15:01Silver is $650, gold is $2000.

00:15:07Oh, um...

00:15:09Silver, please.

00:15:10I'm sorry, silver is the only one that I can afford.

00:15:13Ugh, cheapest item in the store. Poor people.

00:15:16Sure.

00:15:27Wait, mommy got me a present.

00:15:29We should get mommy one, too.

00:15:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Charlie, it's okay.

00:15:33How about this ring mommy was looking at earlier?

00:15:36That's a great idea, son.

00:15:38Mommy, can you take that ring out for my wife to try on?

00:15:40They get the cheapest item in the store

00:15:42and now they want to try on a $30,000 ring?

00:15:45This ring is our season's newest design.

00:15:47It's made with white gold and has three diamonds.

00:15:49It costs $30,000.

00:15:51I don't want to risk you breaking it.

00:15:53You can't afford it anyway.

00:15:55Who says we can't afford them?

00:15:57Come on, daddy, get them for mommy.

00:16:00I forgot my credit card at home.

00:16:02Figured.

00:16:03You came here just to buy the cheapest thing in the store

00:16:05and now you're wasting even more of my time.

00:16:07Just leave.

00:16:08Excuse me?

00:16:09What is going on here?

00:16:13What is going on here?

00:16:15Ah, you must be the manager.

00:16:18I would like to get this ring from my wife,

00:16:20but I left my card at home.

00:16:22Do you have the ability to pay online?

00:16:26Mister, uh...

00:16:29Yes, of course you can pay online.

00:16:31Sir, he's scamming you.

00:16:33Look at what they're wearing.

00:16:34They couldn't scrape up $30,000 if they tried.

00:16:36Oh.

00:16:39That's it. We're leaving.

00:16:41I'm tired of you talking to him like this.

00:16:43Wait, Mr. Clark, Mrs. Clark, please.

00:16:49Accept this ring.

00:16:50Our sincerest apologies. No charge.

00:16:52No, oh no.

00:16:53Buy us off at $30,000 after the way your employee treated my wife and I.

00:16:56You fire her, we can talk.

00:17:01Security.

00:17:02You're going down, loser.

00:17:04Security.

00:17:05You're going down, loser.

00:17:08Please escort her out.

00:17:09She does not work here anymore.

00:17:11Wait, what?

00:17:13That's right.

00:17:14Bye-bye.

00:17:15No, you can't fire me.

00:17:27What do you say, buddy?

00:17:28Should we help Mommy get this ring on?

00:17:35Thank you.

00:17:36Look, isn't Mommy beautiful?

00:17:38Yes, she is.

00:17:40You should give Mommy a kiss.

00:17:44The tag necklace you got engraved, miss, it's on the house.

00:17:47No, no, no, no, that's too much.

00:17:49Nothing's too much.

00:17:50After all, Mr. Clark is our VVIP.

00:17:54VVIP.

00:17:56What?

00:17:59VVIP.

00:18:00VVIP.

00:18:02VVIP.

00:18:04What?

00:18:05Of course not.

00:18:06I think they treat me like a VIP because of my boss, Robert Clark.

00:18:09Isn't that right?

00:18:10Um, sure, sir.

00:18:15Okay, yeah, um, thank you.

00:18:17You're very welcome.

00:18:18Have a wonderful day.

00:18:20Come on, Charlie.

00:18:26I need a vacation.

00:18:32Charlie.

00:18:34Here, let's put this on you, okay?

00:18:35Here, turn around, turn around.

00:18:38Hi.

00:18:46He has the same birthmark as me?

00:18:53All right, um, Charlie, you're just gonna give me and Daddy a few minutes, okay?

00:18:58And you're gonna go in the car.

00:19:00We're gonna talk for a little bit, all right?

00:19:02Awesome.

00:19:03All right, come on.

00:19:06All right.

00:19:07Yeah.

00:19:15Bobby, um, who's Charlie's mom and where is she now?

00:19:25Who's Charlie's mom and where is she now?

00:19:30She's a family friend.

00:19:31We grew up together in one night, just one time.

00:19:35She had Charlie, left him with me.

00:19:37She moved to Paris and became a fashion designer.

00:19:41I see.

00:19:43Hey, are you okay?

00:19:46Yeah, yeah, um, I just, I thought, um, never mind.

00:19:54Shoot, I have to go look at apartments.

00:19:56My lease is almost up and I...

00:19:58Mommy, you should come live together!

00:20:01Were you listening this whole time, Charlie?

00:20:05You're married and married couples should live together, right?

00:20:09I have to make sure it's okay with your dad first.

00:20:11Um, if you have a room available or anything like that, I can help pay rent or whatever.

00:20:17Don't worry, Mommy.

00:20:18Daddy has houses all over the world.

00:20:20Just pick the one you like and we can fly there.

00:20:22We can fly there!

00:20:25Houses all over the world?

00:20:27Charlie, what are you talking about?

00:20:32Daddy has houses all over the world.

00:20:35Houses all over the world?

00:20:36Charlie, what are you talking about?

00:20:39Charlie, I told you, Monopoly is just a board game.

00:20:42Those houses aren't real, kids.

00:20:44Man!

00:20:48You should come live with us!

00:20:53You should come live with us!

00:20:58This is beautiful!

00:21:00Vincent Van Gogh Monet?

00:21:03Bobby, how do you afford this place?

00:21:05Oh, this all belongs to my boss.

00:21:07Wait, this is Robert Clark's apartment?

00:21:09Yeah, one of them.

00:21:10It's a stay here because it's in a good school district.

00:21:15Well, he must be a nice guy.

00:21:18Yeah, I think he tries to be.

00:21:22Sigh.

00:21:27Was it hard raising Charlie alone?

00:21:30Hard? Not much.

00:21:32Just a bit lonely.

00:21:36I wish that I knew you and Charlie sooner.

00:21:52Mommy, Daddy, look what I found!

00:21:55Oh my gosh!

00:21:58Now we can make dinner together!

00:22:00Try it on, Daddy!

00:22:01Oh my gosh!

00:22:07Turn around.

00:22:09Oh, you think you're funny, huh?

00:22:14Nice work!

00:22:17Keep it up, keep laughing.

00:22:20When I get you, when I get you...

00:22:32Did you have fun tonight, Charlie?

00:22:34Yeah, I want every day to be like today.

00:22:36Until forever.

00:22:38You say forever, right, Mommy?

00:22:43Good night, Charlie.

00:22:50Thanks for making dinner tonight.

00:22:52I've never seen him that happy before.

00:22:56And you, Bobby.

00:23:00Are you happy?

00:23:02I...

00:23:07Never mind.

00:23:08Stupid question.

00:23:10I know that you married me because of Charlie.

00:23:14Wait, Scarlett.

00:23:16Wait, Scarlett.

00:23:20Charlie likes you a lot.

00:23:22But that reason alone wouldn't have had me propose to you.

00:23:24You said you wish you'd known us earlier.

00:23:26And I wish the same.

00:23:29I am really happy.

00:23:31And I want you to stay.

00:23:36Fine. I'll stay.

00:23:38I'll stay.

00:23:40I'll stay.

00:23:42I'll stay.

00:23:44Fine. I'll stay.

00:23:47And...

00:23:49I know something that we can do on a night like this.

00:23:51Scarlett, I...

00:23:53Just come with me, okay?

00:23:57Okay.

00:24:02But I need the...

00:24:06As you wish.

00:24:08Shall I carry the...

00:24:11Good.

00:24:25Bobby!

00:24:29I'm not here. I'm not here.

00:24:31Charlie, you did this.

00:24:33I didn't do anything.

00:24:41Shoot. I gotta get to work.

00:24:43I gotta take Charlie to school.

00:24:45I'll pick you up after your shift.

00:24:47Okay. Yeah.

00:24:58Bobby Clark, you're one lucky man.

00:25:00Just go get ready, please.

00:25:11Finally, a drama-free day.

00:25:14And where are you taking off to, Scarlett?

00:25:20Did you forget?

00:25:22It's Monday.

00:25:24We have a date.

00:25:28It's Monday.

00:25:30We have a date.

00:25:33I never agreed to go out on a date with you, Mr. Travis.

00:25:36I'm married.

00:25:38Does things up if you ask me.

00:25:40Don't you agree?

00:25:41I have you on camera.

00:25:43I can take this to court.

00:25:45To court?

00:25:48You're not good at bluffing, Scarlett Mason.

00:25:51I did my research.

00:25:53Your husband's just a broke driver.

00:25:56He can't even afford a lawyer.

00:25:58And you, little missy, can't afford to...

00:26:02Stay away from me!

00:26:05You're a feisty one.

00:26:08That's what I like about you.

00:26:10Get off of me!

00:26:12Your precious husband's gonna do that.

00:26:14Help!

00:26:17Help!

00:26:19What's she gonna do?

00:26:22I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do, you piece of trash.

00:26:25I'm gonna make sure you lose your job and you learn your lesson the hard way.

00:26:29Get me fired?

00:26:31In your dreams?

00:26:34It's me. Sunshine Place.

00:26:37Nick Travis.

00:26:39Ooh, you made a phone call.

00:26:42I'm shitting my pants.

00:26:49Hello?

00:26:51Oh yes, Mr. Hanks.

00:26:54What? You're firing me?

00:26:57This is a mistake. Sir?

00:26:59Nick Travis, come with us.

00:27:01No, what?

00:27:03Who sent you here?

00:27:05There's no way to do our job.

00:27:06No, wait.

00:27:09Hey, are you okay? Are you hurt?

00:27:11No, I'm fine.

00:27:14What was that phone call all about?

00:27:17Hey, are you okay? Are you hurt?

00:27:20No, I'm fine.

00:27:22What was that phone call all about?

00:27:24Oh, I know the owner of this place.

00:27:27We go way back.

00:27:28Wow. Small world.

00:27:32Thanks for saving.

00:27:34Well, you are my wife, and it's my job to protect you.

00:27:38I don't want you working at this place anymore.

00:27:40I don't want you to get hurt again.

00:27:41I can't just quit my job.

00:27:43We need the money.

00:27:44Don't worry about that.

00:27:46I just want you to be safe and happy.

00:27:50Okay, well, I'll find another job, but I don't want you to do it alone.

00:27:55Or a team.

00:27:57The best team.

00:28:01Okay.

00:28:07I have to take this. I'll be right back.

00:28:09Okay.

00:28:10Oh, my God.

00:28:12We got a mess all over here.

00:28:14Boss, your dinner with Mrs. Nielsen is tonight at the Hilton.

00:28:17Is eight okay?

00:28:18Got some ice cream on your face.

00:28:20Okay, no one laughs at me in kindergarten anymore,

00:28:23because I have you now, Mommy.

00:28:25Mommy?

00:28:27I heard you married some loon down on the street, but...

00:28:30I didn't know it was a buy-one-get-one-free deal.

00:28:33I heard you married some loser you found off the street, but...

00:28:36I didn't know it was a buy-one-get-one-free deal.

00:28:40What's this, Scarlet?

00:28:41You can't keep your own child, so you're doing recycling now?

00:28:45Leave him out of this, Queenie.

00:28:46What?

00:28:47I know an enemy down husband is just a driver.

00:28:50This little brat is going to grow into a loser, just like his dad.

00:28:54My dad is not a loser.

00:28:55He's the richest and best man in the world.

00:28:58Stop!

00:29:01Charlie, Charlie, are you okay?

00:29:03I'm okay, Mommy.

00:29:04Let me see, let me see.

00:29:05It didn't hurt.

00:29:14911?

00:29:15Yes, can I please have an ambulance on Hanson and Jefferson Street?

00:29:18So dramatic. To kid is fine.

00:29:21The ambulance isn't for him, Queenie.

00:29:23I'm Queenie.

00:29:26Give me a minute, okay?

00:29:29It's for you.

00:29:35Are you okay, buddy?

00:29:36I heard screaming.

00:29:37There's this evil lady.

00:29:38I think Mommy's in trouble.

00:29:43Oh, I don't think your Mommy's the one in trouble, Charlie.

00:29:46Mommy, you won!

00:29:47We did, Charlie.

00:29:48I'll never let anybody hurt you, ever.

00:29:51I'm so sorry, I should have protected him.

00:29:54Hey, you did way more than that.

00:29:57You stood up for him.

00:29:58I'm calling the police.

00:30:00This bitch is not getting away with this.

00:30:04Stop being so dramatic, Queenie. You're fine.

00:30:06You'll regret this day, Scarlet Mason.

00:30:09I'm going to destroy you.

00:30:11Yeah, yeah.

00:30:12Bye.

00:30:14Let's get out of here.

00:30:20Bye.

00:30:31What are you working on?

00:30:32Nothing, just some tables, nothing important.

00:30:40Are you kidding me, Scarlet?

00:30:41These are beautiful.

00:30:43Hey, I heard Maria Amato's fashion brand is Huston Designers.

00:30:47You should apply.

00:30:48Maria Amato?

00:30:50The most famous designer in the world? Yeah, Maria.

00:30:54Bobby, you should be a Formula One race car driver.

00:30:57I'm serious, you have a gift for this.

00:30:59Promise me you'll apply.

00:31:01Promise me.

00:31:02Okay?

00:31:06Fine.

00:31:07I promise I'll apply.

00:31:11Okay.

00:31:13I gotta go make the bacon.

00:31:16How do I look?

00:31:20Perfect.

00:31:26You look...

00:31:30perfect.

00:31:51Okay, got it.

00:31:52I'll be right there.

00:31:56Sorry, that was my boss.

00:31:59Charlie's out of friends tonight, so don't wait up for me, okay?

00:32:03I can take care of myself.

00:32:21You have a gift for this.

00:32:25Promise me you'll apply.

00:32:31Maria Amato, assistant designer.

00:32:41Fred, tell Maria Amato's firm to schedule you for Scarlet.

00:32:44We're their biggest investor, it shouldn't be a problem.

00:32:46Tell Maria Amato's firm to schedule you for Scarlet.

00:32:48We're their biggest investor, it shouldn't be a problem.

00:32:50I'll get right on that, boss.

00:32:52You better.

00:32:53It's the least you can do after you ruined my kiss.

00:32:59Ruined your kiss?

00:33:00I don't get it, boss.

00:33:13Hey, Abby, what's up?

00:33:14Hey, girl, are you still looking for part-time gigs?

00:33:17My friend needs someone to fill in for her at the Callaway Hotel.

00:33:20Are you free?

00:33:21Oh, yeah, absolutely.

00:33:23Bobby's gonna be late at work tonight, so I'll do anything that I can to help.

00:33:31This is worth millions, Mrs. Nielsen.

00:33:33It's very important to my company.

00:33:34Of course, Mr. Park, just give us a chance to work with you.

00:33:37You won't be sorry.

00:33:40Ladies and gentlemen, your Macallan on reserve.

00:33:45What are you doing here?

00:33:50What are you doing here?

00:33:55Thank God you're here, Scarlet.

00:33:57My boss is running late and that woman is trying to hit on me.

00:33:59She thinks I remind her of her late husband and she keeps asking me to drink with her.

00:34:06I got this.

00:34:07Ma'am, that guy right there, he's actually my husband.

00:34:12What?

00:34:13So...

00:34:15Your husband?

00:34:16Yeah, don't worry about him.

00:34:17He, you know, he looks like a stud, but really, he has a lot of issues.

00:34:23You know what I mean?

00:34:25It's...

00:34:26He's just a driver, you know?

00:34:28I'll drink for him.

00:34:41Why?

00:34:43Because you're a spinning.

00:34:45Well, that's what you get for defaming your husband.

00:34:48Here, have some water.

00:34:55This is the first time a baby sits down like this.

00:35:04Wait, wait, wait, wait, Bobby.

00:35:07Yeah, I'll just sit here.

00:35:08Come here.

00:35:14Come here.

00:35:26You are something else, Scarlet Mason.

00:35:40I've been there.

00:35:41I know what you need right now.

00:35:42Oh, my God, I love you.

00:35:49The coffee.

00:35:50I was talking about the coffee.

00:35:52Sure, Scarlet.

00:35:53I know how much you love me.

00:35:58I see that apron has really grown on you.

00:35:59Just like my bathrobe on you.

00:36:07You weren't too drawn to remember last night, were you?

00:36:09Or should I refresh your memory?

00:36:12No.

00:36:30Of course.

00:36:32Hello?

00:36:35Hi, yes.

00:36:38Oh, my God.

00:36:39Yeah, that's wonderful.

00:36:40No, thank you.

00:36:42Wait, today?

00:36:45No, no, no, no, no.

00:36:46That's fine, yeah, yeah.

00:36:48Okay, yeah, I'll see you today.

00:36:50All right, bye.

00:36:52I'm the new assistant designer for Maria Amato.

00:36:55Congrats, Scarlet.

00:36:56You deserve it.

00:37:00It's you.

00:37:02What do you mean?

00:37:03I didn't do anything.

00:37:04No, ever since you came into my life, everything has fallen into place.

00:37:08You're my lucky star.

00:37:10Well, in that case, can I finally get that kiss?

00:37:13Or has that been waiting long enough?

00:37:15Just as I thought.

00:37:40Best kiss ever.

00:37:42Easy, cowboy.

00:37:44I gotta get to work.

00:37:45All right.

00:37:46You get changed, I'll give you a ride to work.

00:37:48Wait.

00:37:49One last kiss.

00:38:04Are you sure it's okay that we borrow your boss' car?

00:38:06Oh, don't worry, Scarlet.

00:38:08It's a special occasion, he'll understand.

00:38:11Morning, boss.

00:38:15Boss?

00:38:16Why did he just call you...

00:38:20Boss?

00:38:21Why did he just call you boss?

00:38:23No, no, he called me Bob.

00:38:26This is Fred, Robert Clark's personal assistant.

00:38:28Uh, yeah, hey, Bob.

00:38:30Come on, I'll drive, Fred.

00:38:32After all, I'm the chauffeur.

00:38:33Right, right, well, ladies first.

00:38:40It's too close, Fred.

00:38:42Sorry, boss.

00:38:43Bob.

00:38:44Bob.

00:39:09Congrats, Scarlet.

00:39:10You managed to crawl your way into a real fashion brand.

00:39:15Congrats to you too, Queenie.

00:39:17You managed to put a nest on top of your head and make it look like real hair.

00:39:24Congrats to you too, Queenie.

00:39:26You managed to put a nest on top of your head and make it look like real hair.

00:39:30You wanna play?

00:39:31I'll play with you, Scarlet.

00:39:33Mark my words.

00:39:35You won't last a week in this firm.

00:39:39Oops, my hand slipped.

00:39:45Samato is here.

00:39:46I heard she just launched her collection at Miwan.

00:39:54I wouldn't go in there and embarrass myself if I were you.

00:39:58You don't have anything to show me Samato anyway.

00:40:02You don't think I'll go in there?

00:40:04Watch me.

00:40:05Very well, Scarlet.

00:40:07Don't say I didn't warn you.

00:40:15I was hoping for something fresh.

00:40:17Something that can catch my eyes and make me go, huh?

00:40:23But these are just...

00:40:26So, that's it?

00:40:29There's absolutely no new ideas in this room?

00:40:32Miss Samato?

00:40:33I believe Scarlet over here has some designs to share.

00:40:36Do you think I usually bring you girl sketches?

00:40:39Like, really?

00:40:41What's your name?

00:40:42Um, my name is Scarlet Miss Samato.

00:40:46Queenie's right, I do have some designs for you to look at.

00:40:55Are these all your designs?

00:40:57Yes, Miss Samato.

00:40:59Well, I have to say...

00:41:02I'm quite disappointed.

00:41:05Stupid bitch is going down.

00:41:10Stupid bitch is going down.

00:41:14I'm disappointed because there are many designers here.

00:41:20And no one could come up with ideas more exciting than Scarlet.

00:41:30I really like your vision.

00:41:32Can you show me more of your designs?

00:41:34Wow, I've never heard Miss Samato compliment anyone like me.

00:41:38Who knew the new girl actually had a...

00:41:40Not on my watch, bitch.

00:41:43That's wonderful, Scarlet.

00:41:45We should go to your place tonight for dinner.

00:41:47This way you can show us more of your...

00:41:50Masterpiece.

00:41:51No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:41:53I could never take up your time, Miss Samato.

00:41:56Don't be modest, Scarlet.

00:41:58You've proven to us that you're worthy of our time.

00:42:00Unless you don't welcome Miss Samato into your home.

00:42:04No, no, no, no.

00:42:05I absolutely, I welcome you.

00:42:07I just have to call my husband to tidy things up.

00:42:09I appreciate the invite, Scarlet.

00:42:12Everyone, get back to work.

00:42:18I look forward to tonight.

00:42:29Let me pick up.

00:42:31Please, please, please, please, please pick up.

00:42:34Please pick up, please pick up, please pick up.

00:42:39Hello, Mommy.

00:42:40Charlie!

00:42:41Hi!

00:42:42Where's Daddy?

00:42:43He's not picking up.

00:42:44Daddy's at work.

00:42:45He said he'll be back pretty late tonight.

00:42:47Wait, you're home alone?

00:42:48No, Fred's watching me.

00:42:50Okay.

00:42:51Put Fred on the phone, okay?

00:42:53I've got to talk to him.

00:42:56Madame says her boss is coming tonight for dinner.

00:42:58She says she wants us to help her order some carryout.

00:43:00No, no.

00:43:01We have to help Mommy impress her boss.

00:43:04Fred, we have work to do.

00:43:09Good afternoon, Mr. Clark.

00:43:11We only have an hour before Mommy comes home.

00:43:13I'm sorry, I'm late.

00:43:15I'm sorry, I'm late.

00:43:17I'm sorry, I'm late.

00:43:19I'm sorry, I'm late.

00:43:21I'm sorry, I'm late.

00:43:23We only have an hour before Mommy comes home.

00:43:25Everyone, start moving!

00:43:30$100,000 bottles on the top shelf.

00:43:33This is below $50,000.

00:43:36Just put it back on the shelf right away.

00:43:39And where would you like this Rodin sculpture, Mr. Clark?

00:43:42It will go well with the colors of the van Gogh over there.

00:43:45Good eye, Charlie.

00:43:47No need to act so surprised, Fred.

00:43:54More truffle, less salt.

00:43:56Yes, Chef.

00:43:59You did it! Great job, Charlie!

00:44:01Thanks, Fred!

00:44:03Mommy's home!

00:44:05You should go out the back door.

00:44:14I'm so sorry, I don't really have anything prepared, but I ordered takeout.

00:44:18Ugh, takeout? That's what you're feeding us?

00:44:22Mommy!

00:44:24Hi!

00:44:26Hi.

00:44:30Don't you think all of these fake van Gogh and Monet are a bit pretentious, Scarlett?

00:44:34These paintings are all real.

00:44:36Yeah, right.

00:44:38Next thing you'll say is that your loser dad is a billionaire.

00:44:40These paintings seem to be of excellent quality. I'm impressed.

00:44:44Aren't you going to offer us something to drink, Scarlett?

00:44:47Yeah, of course.

00:44:49Um, I have some wine right here.

00:44:53That's cheap wine from the gas station.

00:44:55Miss Amato here is a world-famous wine taster.

00:44:59I would put that away before you embarrass yourself.

00:45:01Wait a minute. This bottle costs over $100,000.

00:45:09This bottle's over $100,000.

00:45:12That's right, Miss Amato.

00:45:14What are you, five? Didn't grown-ups teach you not to lie?

00:45:18And how old are you?

00:45:20Fifty. Didn't the grown-ups teach you not to pretend to be a know-it-all?

00:45:25You think we're idiots?

00:45:27This wine is fake.

00:45:28This wine is real.

00:45:30Scarlett, this is too much. We can't drink this.

00:45:33Mommy's boss! You should deserve the best wine.

00:45:36You're right, Miss Amato.

00:45:37How about you head over to the dining room and I'll be right there.

00:45:43Charlie, what is this? Where's all this stuff from?

00:45:47Well, the truth is...

00:45:51Well, the truth is...

00:45:52You can't tell her I'm Robbie Clark.

00:45:54Here.

00:45:56I'm sorry, Mommy. It's a secret. I pinky promise with Daddy.

00:46:04Yeah, I'm really, really inspired by your designs,

00:46:07and I've always looked up to you ever since I was a little girl.

00:46:10I got his cake!

00:46:13I should have never accused you and Charlie of being liars. I'm sorry.

00:46:17Thank you, Queenie.

00:46:18Now let me cut you a slice.

00:46:23I want to try the cake.

00:46:31Yummy?

00:46:34Mommy, you're so weird.

00:46:38Charlie?

00:46:39Charlie! Charlie! Are you okay?

00:46:41911! Call 911!

00:46:43911!

00:46:50Is Charlie okay?

00:46:51Yes, yes. He just fell asleep.

00:46:56Bobby, I'm really sorry.

00:46:58My sister, she made this cake out of peaches in order to poison me,

00:47:01and Charlie is allergic to peaches. I had no idea that he was allergic.

00:47:05It's all my fault.

00:47:07It's okay.

00:47:11It's okay. He's safe now. He's alright. That's all that matters.

00:47:14I'm sorry I wasn't there.

00:47:16You're here now.

00:47:17I am.

00:47:20Bobby, I have something to ask you.

00:47:22Sure. What's wrong?

00:47:24So, I came home. Charlie had all these Van Gogh paintings all over the place

00:47:28and a $10,000 wine bottle, some truffles,

00:47:33and I asked him, I was like, where did you get this stuff from?

00:47:35And he told me that he pinky promised you and he ran off.

00:47:39Bobby, I know exactly what's going on here. You can't keep me in the dark any longer.

00:47:47Bobby, I know exactly what's going on here.

00:47:49You can't leave me any longer. I know that you took that stuff from your boss, Robert Clark.

00:47:55Please, don't try to be somebody that you're not.

00:47:58Don't try to be one of these people. They're not real.

00:48:00They're not real.

00:48:02And they're not to be trusted, especially Robert Clark.

00:48:06You don't know him, Scarlett.

00:48:07Maybe I do.

00:48:09Six years ago, I worked at this hotel.

00:48:12One night, there was this huge party for this billionaire.

00:48:16I wasn't allowed in the private venue, but I heard the host.

00:48:20Welcome to the birthday party of our city's finest, Mr. Clark.

00:48:25After my shift, I got drunk and ended up in a room with a man.

00:48:29I've never told anybody this but my best friend, but...

00:48:33The next morning, I woke up alone.

00:48:36Ten months later, I had a baby.

00:48:43I think Robert Clark was a father.

00:48:48I think Robert Clark was a father.

00:48:50Did you contact him?

00:48:51Yes.

00:48:53Yes, I tried to contact him so many times, but he's Robert Clark.

00:48:58I'm a nobody.

00:49:07The child didn't make it.

00:49:10The only thing that I have left of proof is these cuff links.

00:49:16I wanted to ask him something, but I was so scared that he wouldn't have done anything.

00:49:21I'm so sorry.

00:49:25It's okay.

00:49:27I have you and Charlie now.

00:49:30That's all that matters.

00:49:32Just, please, don't ever pretend to be somebody that you're not.

00:49:37Okay?

00:49:39Can we do that?

00:49:40Of course.

00:49:55I gotta go check on Charlie.

00:49:56No, go.

00:49:57I gotta make a call.

00:50:13Jessica, we need to talk.

00:50:17Jessica, we need to talk.

00:50:19Give it to me straight, I'm only gonna ask once.

00:50:22What happened six years ago after my birthday?

00:50:27I don't know.

00:50:34Drink up, birthday boy.

00:50:53Oh, it's just so hot in here.

00:50:57Oh, God.

00:51:04Oh, God.

00:51:09What do you mean there's a woman in his bed?

00:51:13Bring him to my room before he wakes up, now!

00:51:21Where am I?

00:51:22Oh, honey, you don't remember what we did last night?

00:51:28Give it to me straight, I'm only gonna ask once.

00:51:30What happened six years ago after my birthday?

00:51:33I told you, Bobby, we both had too much to drink and we spent the night together.

00:51:40Why wouldn't you have told me you were pregnant?

00:51:42Why wait after a year after Charlie was born?

00:51:44I was ashamed. I was scared you wouldn't want our kid.

00:51:48I would have never given up Charlie.

00:51:50It was you who ran off to Europe and left.

00:51:52If I wouldn't have woken up next to you and saw the DNA reports,

00:51:55I would have thought you faked the whole thing just to get to my money.

00:51:58We grew up together, Bobby.

00:52:00How can you accuse me like this?

00:52:02I don't know why you're digging this all up now, but I'm Charlie's mother.

00:52:07Say that again and I'll have everyone know

00:52:11this is how you treat the woman who gave you a son.

00:52:14This is how you treat the woman who gave you a son.

00:52:32It's me.

00:52:34Go check on Robert Clark for me.

00:52:36Let me know if you find anything new.

00:52:45This house, my weekly allowance, and my whole life in Europe.

00:52:52I will die before I give this up.

00:52:56Say that again and I'll have everyone know

00:53:00this is how you treat the woman who gave you a son.

00:53:10How's he doing?

00:53:11He's awake.

00:53:13God.

00:53:17Are you okay?

00:53:19I'm fine.

00:53:20Just think about what we talked about earlier.

00:53:22You hate him.

00:53:23Robert Clark.

00:53:27No.

00:53:29I just want to move on past that.

00:53:32With you.

00:53:34Can we do that?

00:53:36Of course we can.

00:53:43Come on, Scarlett.

00:53:52Why am I the one taking the photos?

00:53:54I should be in the photos.

00:53:58Hi, Scarlett.

00:53:59How's that bastard you adopted?

00:54:05Come after me all you want,

00:54:07but hurt my child again and I will fucking kill you.

00:54:13Oh my God.

00:54:14Are you okay, Quinny?

00:54:15I can't believe that bitch hit you like this.

00:54:18It's war now, Scarlett.

00:54:20And you are going down.

00:54:24It's war now, Scarlett.

00:54:26And you're going down.

00:54:33What do you want?

00:54:34You think I want to talk to you?

00:54:36Ms. Amato has a task for you.

00:54:38This customized necklace is worth $200,000.

00:54:42Ms. Amato wants you to personally deliver it to the client.

00:54:47Fine.

00:54:48Who's the client?

00:54:49Robert Clark.

00:54:52Mr. Clark?

00:54:54The billionaire?

00:54:55What?

00:54:56Are you daydreaming about crawling into his bed

00:54:58like that stranger six years ago?

00:55:01He slid in the morning when he saw you.

00:55:04Let's not talk about that.

00:55:06He saw you.

00:55:07Let's not trip over the same stone twice.

00:55:10Okay, sis?

00:55:11And if you don't shut your big mouth up,

00:55:13I'm going to tell the whole office that you peed your bed until you were 12.

00:55:16Okay, sis?

00:55:20This was delivered to you.

00:55:22The guy said, door.

00:55:23He needs your signature.

00:55:25Oh my God, this must be from my husband.

00:55:34Showtime.

00:55:37I was talking to Mindy the other day.

00:55:40Her daughter really wants to meet you.

00:55:43Mom, I've been on more than 30 blind dates in the past year.

00:55:47Don't you think it's time we take a break?

00:55:49Oh, come on.

00:55:50Your mom's just worried about you, Bobby.

00:55:52You're 30.

00:55:53It's time you start your own family.

00:55:55Find somebody you love who loves you and Charlie back.

00:56:00Are you going to get that, son?

00:56:07Can't talk while eating.

00:56:08Mayonnaise, Dad.

00:56:09Bobby Clark, why are you acting so weird?

00:56:12I'll get it.

00:56:13Good afternoon.

00:56:14Scarlet has arrived at the entrance.

00:56:19Wait, Scarlet?

00:56:20Who's Scarlet?

00:56:21Uh, no one.

00:56:22Bobby Clark, why are you acting so weird?

00:56:25You don't need to hide anything from us.

00:56:30The woman out there.

00:56:31She's my wife.

00:56:34The woman out there.

00:56:36She's my wife.

00:56:38Robert Clark.

00:56:40You got married without telling us?

00:56:43And you didn't mention she was coming.

00:56:45I mean, we didn't prepare anything.

00:56:47That's right.

00:56:49This is our first time meeting our daughter-in-law and we should give her something.

00:56:54A mansion?

00:56:56Some jewelry?

00:56:58How much cash do we have in the house?

00:57:00Is $500,000 enough?

00:57:01Mom.

00:57:02Dad, please.

00:57:03She doesn't know who I am.

00:57:05She thinks my name is Bobby Clark and I'm just a chauffeur.

00:57:07What?

00:57:08Why would you lie like this to her?

00:57:10Mr. Clark, would you like me to have the gate open for her?

00:57:12There's no time to explain.

00:57:13Please, you can get up, go change your clothes.

00:57:15Just this one time.

00:57:16Come on.

00:57:19Well, looks like nobody's home.

00:57:22It's my lucky day.

00:57:24I don't have to meet him.

00:57:26Hi, Scarlett.

00:57:27Bobby, what are you doing at Robert Clark's house?

00:57:31Bobby, what are you doing at Robert Clark's house?

00:57:33Yeah, he's out of town.

00:57:35So I'm here house-watching.

00:57:37That's crazy, because I was just calling you to tell you that I was coming here.

00:57:40Well, you're here now.

00:57:42Welcome.

00:57:45Scarlett, these are my parents.

00:57:48Hi.

00:57:49How are you?

00:57:50Good.

00:57:51How are you?

00:57:52Good.

00:57:53These are my parents.

00:57:55Oh, my God.

00:57:56Hi.

00:57:58My name is Scarlett.

00:57:59It's really, really nice to meet you guys.

00:58:01My dad is Mr. Clark's gardener.

00:58:03And my mom is his personal chef.

00:58:05That sounds like a lot of work.

00:58:07Certainly, yes.

00:58:08I just fertilized the entire garden for Mr. Clark.

00:58:15Wow.

00:58:16Well, I just want to let you guys know that you raised an amazing son.

00:58:21And we're going to work really, really hard to make sure that you guys can retire soon.

00:58:24Oh, you are such a sweet girl.

00:58:29Bobby doesn't deserve you.

00:58:33He makes me really happy.

00:58:35Well, anyway, Scarlett, what are you doing here at Mr. Clark's place?

00:58:39Oh, yeah.

00:58:41I came here to deliver something.

00:58:45Open it.

00:58:47Oh, my God.

00:58:48I...

00:58:50Oh, my God.

00:58:51I...

00:58:52It was fine when I left the office, and it's...

00:58:54Oh, don't worry, Scarlett.

00:58:56We can...

00:58:58No, I'm going to go talk to her, okay?

00:59:01I'm just here to check on you.

00:59:03Miss Amato might trust you with a $200,000 necklace, Scarlett.

00:59:08But I don't.

00:59:09Look at you, just enjoying the tennis as if this was your own house.

00:59:13I wonder how Mr. Clark stands the stench of your...

00:59:16That's enough.

00:59:18Queenie, leave.

00:59:19Fine.

00:59:20You want me to go?

00:59:21Just give me the necklace, and then I'll go.

00:59:24What?

00:59:25Is it broken?

00:59:29You're the one who sent the flowers.

00:59:31Not Bobby.

00:59:32You framed me.

00:59:33Save it for the jury, Scarlett.

00:59:35You and I both know you can't afford this necklace.

00:59:37Looks like you're going to jail.

00:59:39Let her go.

00:59:40Or when I kick you out, you won't be walking.

00:59:45Let her go.

00:59:46Or when I kick you out, you won't be walking.

00:59:49I'm not afraid of you.

00:59:50You're just a driver.

00:59:51She broke the necklace, so she has to pay for it.

00:59:54You're right.

00:59:55She would have to pay for it.

00:59:57If the necklace was real...

00:59:58Of course it's real.

00:59:59What are you talking about?

01:00:00That's interesting.

01:00:01Because the necklace is real.

01:00:03It's a fake.

01:00:04It's a fake.

01:00:05It's a fake.

01:00:06It's a fake.

01:00:07That's interesting.

01:00:08Because the real old necklace is designed by Robert Clark's mother.

01:00:12And is in his safe here in this mansion.

01:00:16Too bad Mr. Clark isn't here.

01:00:18And you have no proof.

01:00:20Oh, but we do.

01:00:22We know exactly where he keeps it.

01:00:32What?

01:00:33It was fake?

01:00:34You're lying.

01:00:35Fake or not,

01:00:36we can go see a jewelry expert right now.

01:00:39You're just bluffing.

01:00:40Try me.

01:00:41Now I'll give you seconds to get out before I change my mind.

01:00:44One.

01:00:46Two.

01:00:48Now I'll give you three seconds to get out before I change my mind.

01:00:51One.

01:00:53Two.

01:00:54This isn't over, Scarlett.

01:00:56I'm taking you and your whole family down.

01:01:03Hey, are you alright?

01:01:04Yeah, I'm fine.

01:01:06That's Queenie.

01:01:07She's my stepsister.

01:01:08She's been like this my whole life.

01:01:10Yeah, it doesn't help with my dad always spoiling her.

01:01:13I can't believe she's treated you like this your whole life.

01:01:18Yeah.

01:01:20But what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

01:01:29Hold on, I gotta take this.

01:01:30I'm sorry.

01:01:37We cannot let that obnoxious woman walk all over Scarlett.

01:01:40That's right, Bobby.

01:01:41We have to do something.

01:01:42You're right.

01:01:43It's time I've dealt with the Masons once and for all.

01:01:50What happened, sweetheart?

01:01:52Scarlett is a bitch, that's what.

01:01:54She ganged up on me with her loser husband and his whole family.

01:01:57No one has assaulted me like this.

01:01:59It's okay, honey.

01:02:00We've got some good news.

01:02:02Just got off the phone with Robert Clark's assistant.

01:02:05He wants to meet with us later today.

01:02:08How is that going to help me?

01:02:10Don't you see, sweetheart?

01:02:11If we can get Mr. Clark to invest in your father's factory, business is going to take off.

01:02:16That's right.

01:02:17Plus, my baby girl is so pretty, he's going to maybe fall in love with you.

01:02:23And I'll be the father-in-law of the richest man in the city.

01:02:27Stop it, Dad.

01:02:28What are you waiting for?

01:02:30Go get ready.

01:02:31We're leaving in 30 minutes.

01:02:36The Masons are here, boss.

01:02:40What are you doing here?

01:02:44What are you doing here?

01:02:46Queenie, isn't that Mr. Clark?

01:02:48Come on, Dad, does he look like a billionaire CEO to you?

01:02:51That's Scarlett's husband, Robert Clark's driver.

01:02:55What's a driver doing drinking at the table?

01:02:58Come on, get up.

01:03:00I'm sorry, I don't understand dogs barking.

01:03:03What did you just say?

01:03:05Are you messing with us? Where is he?

01:03:07He's right here, Miss Mason.

01:03:09I'll wait outside, boss.

01:03:10Please, have a seat. We've a lot to catch up on.

01:03:15Mr. Clark, I understand that my daughter has offended you, and we're very sorry.

01:03:20Yeah, we didn't mean to cross you.

01:03:25Oh, it's okay to cross me.

01:03:29But she came after my wife!

01:03:33And that, I'm not letting go.

01:03:37Security!

01:03:38What the fuck, are you crazy?

01:03:44Security!

01:03:45What the fuck, are you crazy?

01:03:49Now, I hate repeating myself, so listen carefully.

01:03:52This gentleman is going to escort you to the train station.

01:03:56You're going to get on the nearest train out of this city, and you'll never come back again.

01:04:01No, please.

01:04:03Mr. Clark, I still have a house and my factory.

01:04:08I wouldn't worry about that.

01:04:09I checked your financial reports.

01:04:12Long story short, you're broke.

01:04:15What? That's impossible. Duh!

01:04:17I'm sure you'll find a nice bridge to live under.

01:04:21Oh, one more thing.

01:04:23If you crawl back to this city, if you tell Scarlett who I am,

01:04:28you'll be very, very sorry.

01:04:31Take them away.

01:04:37Only get to check that off the to-do list.

01:04:40Thank you, Fred. Couldn't have done it without you.

01:04:43Where to now, boss?

01:04:45Home.

01:04:58What was that for?

01:05:01I'm just happy to be home with you.

01:05:06That's pretty. What's it for?

01:05:09There's a charity auction next weekend.

01:05:11Everybody in my firm is submitting their own designs.

01:05:15What for?

01:05:19Well, I feel bad for the other designers.

01:05:22With this masterpiece, they're going to have to pay me.

01:05:25I know that, Bobby.

01:05:26I can see into the future.

01:05:29Okay, Mr. Fortune Teller.

01:05:31Are you going to be at the auction, then?

01:05:35I wouldn't miss it for the world.

01:05:37You're my wife. I want to support your career.

01:05:42Thank you, Bobby.

01:05:45I didn't get the chance to tell you earlier,

01:05:48but you make me really happy too, Scarlett.

01:05:51You're sure Charlie's asleep, right?

01:05:54Sound asleep.

01:06:04I'm going to bed.

01:06:06Good night.

01:06:08Good night.

01:06:10Good night.

01:06:12Good night.

01:06:14Good night.

01:06:16Good night.

01:06:18Good night.

01:06:21Good night.

01:06:30Looks like I'm going to be a big brother soon.

01:06:42Alright, close your eyes.

01:06:45What? Why are you so secretive?

01:06:48Should I be scared?

01:06:49Just close them, will you?

01:06:57Okay, open.

01:07:02We never got the chance to do this,

01:07:04and you deserve more than just a 10-minute drive to City Hall.

01:07:07You amaze me every day.

01:07:09You're loving, generous,

01:07:12and I couldn't imagine my life without you.

01:07:14So, Scarlett Mason,

01:07:16will you be my wife?

01:07:18Forever.

01:07:22Scarlett Mason,

01:07:24will you be my wife?

01:07:25Forever.

01:07:28Of course I will.

01:07:30Of course.

01:07:36Oh my God.

01:07:38This is beautiful.

01:07:40Bobby, how were you able to afford this?

01:07:42It's just crystal.

01:07:44But I promise,

01:07:45that I'll get you a real diamond ring someday.

01:07:47No.

01:07:49You,

01:07:50Charlie,

01:07:51you guys gave me the home that I never had.

01:07:54Blood doesn't make families, Scarlett.

01:07:56Love does.

01:08:01Mommy.

01:08:02Daddy.

01:08:04Hey buddy, what's up?

01:08:06My head hurts.

01:08:09Charlie!

01:08:10Charlie! Hey, are you okay?

01:08:12Call 911.

01:08:13We need a guest bill now.

01:08:17Leukemia?

01:08:18There has to be some type of cure for that.

01:08:21Right now, the best option is a bone marrow transplant.

01:08:24Okay, take my bone marrow.

01:08:25Unfortunately, we've already run the test for you and your family,

01:08:29and none of you match Charlie.

01:08:33Charlie's mom.

01:08:34You have to call Charlie's mom.

01:08:36But Scarlett...

01:08:37No buts.

01:08:39Can't you see that this is our only hope?

01:08:42But I promise,

01:08:43that I'll get you a real diamond ring someday.

01:08:45No.

01:08:47You,

01:08:48Charlie,

01:08:49you guys gave me the home that I never had.

01:08:52Blood doesn't make families, Scarlett.

01:08:54Love does.

01:08:59Mommy.

01:09:00Daddy.

01:09:02Hey buddy, what's up?

01:09:04My head hurts.

01:09:07Charlie!

01:09:08Charlie! Hey, are you okay?

01:09:10Call 911.

01:09:11We need a guest bill now.

01:09:16Leukemia?

01:09:17There has to be some type of cure for that.

01:09:19Right now, the best option is a bone marrow transplant.

01:09:22Okay, take my bone marrow.

01:09:24Unfortunately, we've already run the test for you and your family,

01:09:28and none of you match Charlie.

01:09:31Charlie's mom.

01:09:32You have to call Charlie's mom.

01:09:34But Scarlett...

01:09:35No buts.

01:09:38Can't you see that this is our only hope?

01:09:46Hello?

01:09:50Hello, Bobby.

01:09:51I wasn't expecting to hear from you so soon again.

01:09:54I'm sending my jet over, Jessica.

01:09:56I need you back in the U.S.

01:09:57Now!

01:09:59Sure, as long as you want me.

01:10:12So,

01:10:13you're the replacement Bobby found while I was gone.

01:10:16Jessica White.

01:10:18Charlie's in bed and Bobby's just coming home from work.

01:10:20Good.

01:10:21Then we can talk in private.

01:10:23You know, girl to girl.

01:10:31I see he still loves his paintings.

01:10:34They're not his.

01:10:35They're his boss's.

01:10:36Robert Clark.

01:10:37Beat that.

01:10:38Oh.

01:10:40Listen, Jessica.

01:10:41I just wanted to say...

01:10:43I understand that you're Charlie's mother,

01:10:45and you want to be a part of his life.

01:10:47But this family...

01:10:50And I will do whatever it takes to protect it.

01:10:52You listen, you sneaky bitch.

01:10:54It's about time you gave my family back to me.

01:10:57You don't know what I'm capable of.

01:10:59So you better back out of it while you still can.

01:11:02Get off of me!

01:11:06Scarlett, please, no!

01:11:11What happened here?

01:11:15Scarlett, please, no!

01:11:19What happened here?

01:11:21It's my fault.

01:11:23I didn't mean to upset you, Scarlett.

01:11:25No, I didn't push you.

01:11:27I wish you didn't have to see me like this.

01:11:29I think you can help yourself up.

01:11:33Is this how you're going to treat me, Bobby?

01:11:35I'm the mother of your son.

01:11:37You lost the right to call yourself that the moment you left him.

01:11:40The only reason I asked you to come back...

01:11:42I know, I know.

01:11:45Charlie's bone marrow transplant.

01:11:48I got the match report from the hospital before coming here.

01:11:55You're not a match.

01:11:56No, I'm not.

01:11:58But I have a better proposal.

01:12:01Cord blood.

01:12:02Divorce this bitch.

01:12:04Marry me.

01:12:05And we make a child that can save Charlie's life.

01:12:11Divorce this bitch.

01:12:12Marry me.

01:12:13And we make a child that can save Charlie's life.

01:12:17What?

01:12:18Are you insane, Jessica?

01:12:20It's our only chance, Bobby.

01:12:22You said I love Charlie.

01:12:24Well, I'm doing my duty as his mother and so should you.

01:12:27Well, I'm doing my duty as his mother and so should you.

01:12:31Don't tell me you're choosing this woman over your own son.

01:12:34Get out of my house, you...

01:12:36Hey, wait.

01:12:37Bobby.

01:12:38She's right.

01:12:39She's our only hope.

01:12:41Scarlett, there has to be another way.

01:12:43No, we can't wait.

01:12:45We can't make Charlie wait.

01:12:48Yes, Jessica.

01:12:50Divorce.

01:12:51You can do whatever you want.

01:12:53Just promise me you'll take care of Charlie.

01:12:55Of course I will. He's my son.

01:13:01Since you're breaking up, you might as well tell her the truth.

01:13:05A good boy shouldn't lie.

01:13:08Robert.

01:13:11What did she just call you?

01:13:14Did she call you Robert?

01:13:18And they can't be trusted.

01:13:19Especially Robert Clark.

01:13:21You don't know him, Scarlett.

01:13:22I'm a chauffeur.

01:13:24For Robert Clark.

01:13:25Promise me you won't ever try to be somebody in ours.

01:13:29What did she just call you?

01:13:32Did she call you Robert?

01:13:36Bobby.

01:13:39Robert.

01:13:42I'm so stupid.

01:13:43Please, Scarlett.

01:13:45I didn't mean to hurt you. I can explain.

01:13:47Explain what?

01:13:50How you lied to me?

01:13:53How you made Charlie and your parents lie for you?

01:14:01Please, Scarlett.

01:14:04Robert Clark might not have been that man that night.

01:14:07But I got one thing right about him.

01:14:11He can't be trusted.

01:14:13Thank you, Robert.

01:14:17For giving me a reason to actually leave.

01:14:23Mommy, please don't go.

01:14:28Mommy, please don't go.

01:14:32It's okay, Charlie.

01:14:34Your new mommy's here. She'll take care of you.

01:14:36No!

01:14:38You read to me. You cook for me.

01:14:40You teach me stuff.

01:14:42She says she's my mommy.

01:14:44But you love me more than she does.

01:14:46Of course I love you.

01:14:48Of course I love you.

01:14:50But sometimes, love doesn't make family.

01:14:55Blood does.

01:15:03Mommy's sad because we lied to her, right?

01:15:06Yes, buddy.

01:15:09Mommy's sad because we lied to her, right?

01:15:12Yes, buddy.

01:15:14But it's not your fault.

01:15:16It's mine.

01:15:18I'm gonna make things right.

01:15:21I won't lose her. I promise.

01:15:27I still can't believe it.

01:15:29What are the odds that you would end up marrying Robert Clark six years later?

01:15:34It wasn't him, Ivy.

01:15:38He got...

01:15:39He spent the night with Jessica.

01:15:41They had a baby.

01:15:43Mine died.

01:15:44Same story, different characters.

01:15:48I'm gonna go.

01:15:49I'm so tired.

01:15:51Alright.

01:16:00Scarlett?

01:16:01No, asshole.

01:16:02Scarlett's friend, Ivy.

01:16:04Listen, we need to meet up.

01:16:07There's something that you have to see.

01:16:18Hi, um...

01:16:20Oh my god, boss!

01:16:21What are you doing?

01:16:22He deserves it. He knows it.

01:16:24You want a piece of this, too?

01:16:25She's right, Fred.

01:16:26I deserve this.

01:16:27Maybe he's not so hopeless.

01:16:29I didn't come here to kick loins or chit-chat, Robert.

01:16:32I have shit.

01:16:33She thought I got rid of these six years ago.

01:16:35I didn't.

01:16:36Are they yours?

01:16:38Yes.

01:16:39My parents gave them to me six years ago at my birthday party.

01:16:42And I'm gonna have them.

01:16:44My parents gave them to me six years ago at my birthday party.

01:16:47I thought I lost them.

01:16:50It all makes sense now.

01:16:52Jessica drugged me.

01:16:53Scarlett came to my room by mistake.

01:16:55Jessica took me to her room.

01:16:57She set the whole thing up.

01:17:00That means Charlie...

01:17:04She used this glass last night.

01:17:06What to do?

01:17:11She used this glass last night.

01:17:13You know what to do.

01:17:15Thank you. Really.

01:17:17What can I say?

01:17:18She loves you.

01:17:23What are you looking...

01:17:24Oh, I, um, I...

01:17:25I'm just messing with you.

01:17:27You look cute when you blush, you know.

01:17:34You did Jessica white?

01:17:36Her designs are super popular in Europe.

01:17:39Really?

01:17:40Guess the highest bid is going to her then.

01:17:42I'm surprised to see you here, Scarlett.

01:17:44Shouldn't you be busy dealing with divorce documents?

01:17:47You've gotten what you wanted, Jessica.

01:17:49Just leave me alone.

01:17:51But I'm having so much fun.

01:17:54Tell you what, Scarlett.

01:17:55Why don't we make a bet?

01:17:57If you get the highest bid,

01:18:00I'll get to my knees

01:18:02and admit defeat

01:18:04and leave you alone.

01:18:06But if I get the highest bid,

01:18:09you will leave this city

01:18:11and never come back again.

01:18:14What do you say?

01:18:15Deal.

01:18:20So, what are the results?

01:18:22See for yourself.

01:18:30You okay?

01:18:32Mr. Clark?

01:18:33Yes.

01:18:34Gotta go.

01:18:38Fred, get Charlie and bring him to the charity auction.

01:18:41Ladies and gentlemen,

01:18:42the next item up for bid

01:18:44is by the famous designer

01:18:46who just returned from Europe,

01:18:48Miss Jessica White.

01:18:52We are going to start the bidding at $10,000.

01:18:56Do I hear $10,000?

01:18:57$10,000.

01:18:58Thank you, sir.

01:18:59Do I hear $20,000?

01:19:00$20,000.

01:19:01$20,000.

01:19:02Thank you very much.

01:19:03$25,000.

01:19:04$25,000.

01:19:05Do I hear $35,000?

01:19:07$35,000.

01:19:08Thank you very much.

01:19:09$40,000.

01:19:10$40,000.

01:19:11$40,000.

01:19:12Do I hear $50,000?

01:19:13$50,000.

01:19:14$50,000 on the young lady in red.

01:19:15Thank you very much.

01:19:16Going once.

01:19:18Going twice.

01:19:19Sold!

01:19:20The young lady in red.

01:19:21Wow!

01:19:22That is the most we've ever sold

01:19:23at one of these.

01:19:24Congratulations, Mrs. White.

01:19:25Next up,

01:19:26Scarlett Mason.

01:19:29Next up, we have Miss Mason's design, folks.

01:19:32Now, this was called Lily's Fantasy,

01:19:35and this is inspired by the flower lily.

01:19:38We are going to start the bid at $2,000.

01:19:41$2,000.

01:19:44Anyone?

01:19:46Ladies and gentlemen, $2,000.

01:19:51I'm sorry, but if no one is going to bid,

01:19:54we will have to announce a bought-in.

01:19:59Anyone?

01:20:01Sorry, Miss Mason.

01:20:03$1,000,000.

01:20:05I bid $1,000,000 on Miss Mason's design.

01:20:11I bid $1,000,000 on Miss Mason's design.

01:20:15Robert Clark, what are you doing?

01:20:17Oh, my God.

01:20:18Did Vinny Studios bid you on a Robert Clark?

01:20:21I heard he was hot.

01:20:22I didn't know he was smoking hot.

01:20:24I'm bidding on Scarlett's work.

01:20:27She's my wife

01:20:28and the best designer I know.

01:20:30She's not your wife anymore, Bobby.

01:20:33We have a deal.

01:20:34You promised you'd divorce her and marry me.

01:20:37I would never marry you.

01:20:39I know what you did six years ago.

01:20:42You drugged me

01:20:43and stole the baby from the woman

01:20:45that gave birth to my son, Charlie.

01:20:47That's crazy, Bobby. How can you...

01:20:48My men dug up everything.

01:20:50The dealer you got the drugs from,

01:20:52the forged DNA report,

01:20:54and the doctor you bribed.

01:20:55You're out of moves, Jessica.

01:20:57And you'll spend a lot of time in jail

01:20:58thinking about what you did wrong.

01:21:00Don't fucking touch me.

01:21:02Take your hands off me.

01:21:03Wait.

01:21:08You'll spend a lot of time in jail

01:21:09thinking about what you did wrong.

01:21:11Don't fucking touch me.

01:21:12Take your hands off me.

01:21:14Wait.

01:21:16I got the highest bidding, didn't I?

01:21:20So?

01:21:23Take me to jail.

01:21:24Let's go.

01:21:29So everything you said...

01:21:31was true, Scarlett.

01:21:34I have the DNA and donor report of you and Charlie.

01:21:38You are the mother of Scarlett.

01:21:44A man once told me that blood doesn't make family.

01:21:48Love does.

01:21:51A man once told me that blood doesn't make family.

01:21:55Love does.

01:22:02Yeah!

01:22:15Mommy, help!

01:22:16Hey, who gave you the nerve to kidnap kids in broad daylight, huh?

01:22:20Charlie, you gotta be careful.

01:22:21You can't tackle mommy like that.

01:22:23It's okay, Bobby. I'm fine.

01:22:25Let's hope your little sister has more chill than you, buddy.

01:22:28You know you love me.

01:22:29Yes, we do. Much.

01:22:32Come on, Lily.

01:22:34Mommy, daddy and I are waiting for you.

01:22:59I love you.

01:23:14Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list, arrives in Atlanta today.

01:23:19What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.

01:23:24Angela, my neighbor.

01:23:26Still selling your hippie junk here?

01:23:29If your mother-in-law sees, she's gonna throw a big fit again.

01:23:34Your mother-in-law was right about you.

01:23:36What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penny list?

01:23:41And how do you know that this is none of my business?

01:23:45Alright, everybody get out!

01:23:48We got an important guest coming!

01:23:52You!

01:23:54You deaf? I just got up and scrammed.

01:23:56I paid the stall fee already. And if you want me to leave, then fine.

01:24:00But you have to compensate for today's losses.

01:24:03You want to say that again?

01:24:07You know who's visiting today?

01:24:09Frickin' Musk. One of the richest people in the world.

01:24:12Ellen Musk?

01:24:13Of course a hick like you probably never heard of her.

01:24:16Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.

01:24:20Really? Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market?

01:24:25You don't think that she could be coming to see me?

01:24:32Coming to see you?

01:24:34Alright, you know what? I'll play your game.

01:24:36If she does this so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.

01:24:43Deal.

01:24:45Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.

01:24:48Or else, you're fired.

01:25:14Prepare the limo. Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.

01:25:23Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.

01:25:25Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.

01:25:28Five.

01:25:29Four.

01:25:32Three.

01:25:35Two.

01:25:37One.

01:25:38Three.

01:25:40Two.

01:25:42One.

01:25:45Ellen. I mean, Ms. Musk. Ellen. I mean, I'm sorry that I frightened you.

01:25:54How's my boss bitch?

01:25:56Kickin' ass, girlfriend.

01:25:58So how do you, like...

01:26:01She's my boss?

01:26:04I prefer business partner over best friend.

01:26:08No way.

01:26:12Well?

01:26:17No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss. No, I won't do it again.

01:26:23Alright, that's enough. We're not tyrants here.

01:26:32Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.

01:26:39You mean Angela Lockhart. The runaway bride.

01:26:45You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker. Who are you?

01:26:53Where is she?

01:26:54Atlanta. And you were right. It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.

01:26:59My clever bride. I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.

01:27:04Max, prep the jet. I'm heading to Atlanta.

01:27:12Dr. Wilson, that McSterling's on the move. He's headed to Atlanta.

01:27:16Atlanta? The game is afoot.

01:27:19Wait, Dr. Wilson. The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.

01:27:22He can wait. I need to pick up my bride.

01:27:28Dr. Wilson!

01:27:30Dr. Wilson!

01:27:37General Eisenhower reporting, sir!

01:27:40Douglas Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.

01:27:43Atlanta!

01:27:45Where is that?

01:27:47Whatever! Prepare my warplane!

01:27:49Don't screw with your fiancée. This is war.

01:27:52This is war.

01:28:09I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.

01:28:15Thank you so much, Ellen. This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.

01:28:20That project is worth billions. He can finally take his company public.

01:28:24But, Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.

01:28:34Without backing. No offense, but he's nothing without you.

01:28:39Well, three years ago...

01:28:50You saved me.

01:29:01You saved me.

01:29:06He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.

01:29:10I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.

01:29:16But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.

01:29:24So that's why you have me secretly helping him.

01:29:27I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.

01:29:32But why work at the flea market? Are you disguising yourself to test him?

01:29:38Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.

01:29:43Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.

01:29:47You seem happy being a housewife.

01:29:53Where the hell are you? Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.

01:29:58Get home, stat. It's a big day today.

01:30:02That was...

01:30:04My mother-in-law, Carol. She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.

01:30:09But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.

01:30:14You know, she even remembered our 30-year anniversary.

01:30:22Please spend more time with my son.

01:30:26I'm home. I have a big announcement I have to make.

01:30:30Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.

01:30:35Divorce papers?

01:30:37Divorce papers?

01:30:40Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?

01:30:43God! Don't call me Mom again. We're ending that relationship.

01:30:49Just look at you. Dirt all over. You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.

01:30:54You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.

01:30:58I'm below his league?

01:31:00That's right. You are.

01:31:02He's signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow with THE Elon Musk.

01:31:08And then his company's going public.

01:31:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.

01:31:14But you? You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.

01:31:19Jared's like the king in the clouds. And you...

01:31:23You will always just be a pawn. Like dirt on our shoes.

01:31:32Dirt on our shoes? But Elon Musk works for me.

01:31:37You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.

01:31:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.

01:31:47Resorting to lies. Definitely not good enough for Jared.

01:31:51And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?

01:31:56My family matters?

01:31:59You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.

01:32:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.

01:32:07Not a lowlife dirtbag.

01:32:09Enough!

01:32:11Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.

01:32:15But I am.

01:32:17Don't fight it, Angela.

01:32:19Here's 500K. You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.

01:32:24Now sign the papers, take a check, and leave. Don't embarrass yourself further.

01:32:31I've done so much for you these past three years.

01:32:36Did that not mean anything to you?

01:32:39Didn't expect you to be so greedy.

01:32:42Fine. Here's another 200,000.

01:32:45500,000 is too much for her already.

01:32:49She's done nothing.

01:32:50Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.

01:32:53She just sells cheap grass all day.

01:32:56Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?

01:33:00I took care of both of you these three years.

01:33:04You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?

01:33:09And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?

01:33:13A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?

01:33:17What a joke.

01:33:18If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.

01:33:24And leave.

01:33:27You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?

01:33:32Alone taking the company public?

01:33:34I did everything for you, Jared.

01:33:38Now you take credit for my son's success.

01:33:44It's all my work.

01:33:46My work!

01:33:48Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.

01:33:56You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?

01:34:01So, she's the reason for the divorce.

01:34:05She's worth more than you, Angela.

01:34:09Fine. I'll sign it.

01:34:13But don't regret it.

01:34:16Regret?

01:34:18Do you know who I am?

01:34:20Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?

01:34:24I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.

01:34:27Jared bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.

01:34:32Because he's business partners with Ellen Musk.

01:34:36It's part of the power that I have as an elite.

01:34:41You can't do shit because you're poor.

01:34:44Social stratum matters.

01:34:46Yeah, social stratum does matter.

01:34:50And the Coopers are beneath me.

01:34:53And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?

01:34:58Ha! You're delusional.

01:35:01Now sign the papers and scram!

01:35:07You owe me.

01:35:09You dirty bitch. You sicken me.

01:35:14You hit me.

01:35:19Now sign the papers, take a check, and get the fuck out!

01:35:37I don't need your penny money.

01:35:39I don't need your penny money.

01:35:42We're finished.

01:35:44You don't want the money? That's your loss.

01:35:47Your check is just pennies to me.

01:35:50But I would like my ring back.

01:36:01Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.

01:36:10And I'm way out of your league.

01:36:18Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?

01:36:22It's worth tens of millions of dollars.

01:36:26Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.

01:36:29Something she found at the flea market.

01:36:32You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.

01:36:36Congrats, Jared Boo Boo. I'm getting rid of that dirt bag.

01:36:41Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.

01:36:48Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?

01:36:51Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.

01:36:56Everything's thanks to you, babe.

01:37:06Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.

01:37:11Vanderbilt?

01:37:12Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically, our employee.

01:37:16Oh, okay. I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.

01:37:19You're still going to the summit tomorrow? You and Jared Cooper are already divorced.

01:37:23That's exactly why I'm going.

01:37:26I'm sorry.

01:37:28I'm sorry.

01:37:30I'm sorry.

01:37:32I'm sorry.

01:37:33That's exactly why I'm going.

01:37:56Angela Lockhart.

01:37:59I've finally found you.

01:38:01Who is he?

01:38:03That's Devin Sterling. He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.

01:38:11Rumor has it he's worth trillions.

01:38:13And he's your fiancé.

01:38:17What? What? My fiancé?

01:38:20The one and only.

01:38:23So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,

01:38:28have you figured out how you're gonna make it up to me yet?

01:38:31Babe?

01:38:40That looks perfect on you.

01:38:45What is she doing here?

01:38:51You skank! My son just divorced you yesterday, and you're already hooking up with another man?

01:38:57Divorced?

01:39:00That's right, so, I guess this was never meant to be, Mr...

01:39:06Sterling. Devin Sterling.

01:39:09So she has to hide her marital status to find another man. Guess she's not just a forsaken woman,

01:39:15she's also a stinky, penniless whore.

01:39:20How dare you insult my boss like that.

01:39:24Who the fuck are you, bitch?

01:39:27Do you know who I am?

01:39:30They don't know who you are.

01:39:32You hide it well.

01:39:35X-Team! Teach these fools a lesson.

01:39:40Teach these fools a lesson.

01:39:45Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta, and then to New York. You forgot to bring the security team.

01:39:51Excuse me.

01:39:57Mind if I borrow your men?

01:39:59Go ahead.

01:40:03Toss these ill-mannered apes out!

01:40:05Oh, you bitch! I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!

01:40:16A kiss as a reward, my lady?

01:40:20No.

01:40:28Guest list is very distinguished tonight.

01:40:31You've got Bill Ford,

01:40:33old money, like me.

01:40:36Gentlemen,

01:40:37Harvey Bill, this is Jared Cooper.

01:40:39Pleased to meet you all. Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution. What an honor.

01:40:44I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project. It's worth billions of dollars.

01:40:49Congrats. You'll be next.

01:40:51Thank you.

01:40:52But we haven't received the contract yet. We deserve it.

01:40:56Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.

01:40:59Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.

01:41:02So,

01:41:03thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.

01:41:06Thank you, Mr. Manville.

01:41:07Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.

01:41:11Yes,

01:41:12I heard they're a very important and powerful guest,

01:41:16even wealthier than Ellen Musk.

01:41:19Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.

01:41:28I'll do my best.

01:41:34Excuse me.

01:41:35A second, gentlemen.

01:41:37What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?

01:41:41How did a hobo like you sneak in here?

01:41:44Me? A hobo?

01:41:46How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here? You sleep your way in?

01:41:50I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me. Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.

01:41:56Don't flatter yourself.

01:42:01This is your ex-husband?

01:42:04What, were you unfolded when you married him?

01:42:07Who the hell is this?

01:42:08You were cheating on me?

01:42:11What?

01:42:21Son,

01:42:22you have to avenge me and Kaylie. That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.

01:42:30They even took Kaylie's tiara.

01:42:42You dare hurt my mom and Kaylie?

01:42:47Get your hands off of her!

01:42:53My lady.

01:43:09My queen.

01:43:11My queen.

01:43:21It's...

01:43:23It's him!

01:43:25He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.

01:43:29Who are these peasants?

01:43:31These seats are reserved for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.

01:43:35Oh, shut up, old man.

01:43:37You're disturbing the peace.

01:43:41Fuckers, you know who that is?

01:43:43That's Eric Vanderbilt.

01:43:45You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?

01:43:47His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.

01:43:51This civil war would not have been won without his involvement.

01:43:55Vanderbilt.

01:43:57The father of that skank, Kaylie Vanderbilt,

01:44:01who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.

01:44:05That lonely Vanderbilt family?

01:44:11Oh, goddammit.

01:44:13I have a stomachache now.

01:44:19Whatever.

01:44:21Angela can solve it. She'll be fine.

01:44:35How dare you call one of us low?

01:44:37I'm hardly ever low.

01:44:39I'm Harley Evan Buffett,

01:44:41the most important investor in the entire stock market.

01:44:45I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.

01:44:49And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.

01:44:53Not with me around.

01:44:55I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire

01:44:57stand with these gentlemen.

01:44:59You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.

01:45:05You're a fucking delusion, Angela.

01:45:07We've had enough of your games.

01:45:09Security!

01:45:11Break their limbs and toss them out.

01:45:13Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.

01:45:17You got new money here.

01:45:21I can handle myself, thank you.

01:45:23Yes, my queen.

01:45:25You're all despicable.

01:45:29An insult to your family names.

01:45:33Now, it's my turn to rule.

01:45:37Destroy Jared Cooper.

01:45:39Call business ties.

01:45:41And if you don't,

01:45:45I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.

01:45:49I knew it.

01:45:51You're here to fuck with me.

01:45:53You can't fool anyone here.

01:45:55How much money did you spend on that getup

01:45:57to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?

01:45:59You're an orphan

01:46:01who sells hippie spices at a flea market.

01:46:03You have nothing

01:46:05and will always be nothing.

01:46:07She's a gold digger.

01:46:09Gold digger?

01:46:11Gigolo.

01:46:13Wanna try me for a night?

01:46:15Yeah, you're a little too pricey.

01:46:17Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep

01:46:19these bandits here any longer.

01:46:21They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.

01:46:23Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.

01:46:25She's only here to try and ruin my bill

01:46:27and the Maple Plaza project.

01:46:29I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.

01:46:31Security!

01:46:35Security!

01:46:37You all don't realize

01:46:39that you actually all work for me.

01:46:41And now you're trying to throw a coup?

01:46:43You!

01:46:45Insolent fools.

01:46:47Let me guess.

01:46:49You're that special guest?

01:46:51I don't know.

01:46:53Throw them out!

01:46:55And not without some broken bones, too.

01:46:57Back down, ass.

01:47:01I got this.

01:47:28Hey!

01:47:36What the hell are you two doing here?

01:47:38I thought we were supposed to guard you.

01:47:40No, you're supposed to make sure

01:47:42Miss Lockhart is okay.

01:47:44Oh my god, we're so screwed.

01:47:54Angela!

01:47:56Don't hurt her.

01:47:58You bitch. I've always been sick of you.

01:48:00You just threw yourself at me.

01:48:02How dare you insult my boss like that.

01:48:04Boss?

01:48:06Her boss?

01:48:08Miss Musk? That's Ellen Musk?

01:48:10That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.

01:48:12My boss and sole heiress

01:48:14to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.

01:48:16Their lineage is older than this country itself.

01:48:18Past the American Revolution?

01:48:20Back to the Renaissance.

01:48:22If she's your boss,

01:48:24that means Angela Lockhart is...

01:48:26That's Lady Lockhart to you.

01:48:28She's royalty.

01:48:30In city areas, she's your boss's boss.

01:48:32What the hell did you do?

01:48:34Kneel before me.

01:48:36Oh, your majesty.

01:48:38Welcome to the United States.

01:48:40We've always been your loyal subjects.

01:48:44Yes, your highness.

01:48:46Is it a queen or princess?

01:48:48It doesn't matter.

01:48:50My queen, please forgive our insolence.

01:48:52We didn't mean to offend.

01:48:54What are you doing, you idiot?

01:48:56Let go of the boss lady

01:48:58and beg for forgiveness.

01:49:08What rightfully belongs to you.

01:49:22She's a badass herself.

01:49:24He missed out on a good wife.

01:49:26You, you, you

01:49:28told me your wife was a hippie peddler.

01:49:30Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag.

01:49:32No, no, don't believe their lies.

01:49:34I worked hard for everything.

01:49:36You worked for everything?

01:49:42Hi, honey.

01:49:44So, are things going well?

01:49:46Everything's going well.

01:49:48Hi, honey.

01:49:50So,

01:49:52our 30th anniversary is coming up

01:49:54and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.

01:49:56I can't focus on anything trivial like that.

01:49:58I have to figure out

01:50:00this bid for the Maple Closet project

01:50:02and if I get it, I can take the company public.

01:50:12You were nothing before me.

01:50:14All your achievements,

01:50:16all your glory,

01:50:18that's all mine.

01:50:20Including the Maple Closet contract.

01:50:22I can take

01:50:24all of that away.

01:50:26Just like that.

01:50:28No, you can't take that away from me.

01:50:30That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals.

01:50:32Nobody.

01:50:34Oh, and this antique wedding ring.

01:50:36Yeah, I feel you.

01:50:38It was Queen Victoria's and it's worth

01:50:40is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.

01:50:46Oh, no.

01:50:48I gave you back the ring?

01:50:50I divorced a royal heiress?

01:50:52No!

01:50:54No, please!

01:50:56No, please take me back, baby!

01:50:58I still love you!

01:51:00Peace.

01:51:02Oh, man.

01:51:04Looks like they've started the party without us.

01:51:06No one's allowed to start a fight

01:51:08without Cole Eisenhower.

01:51:10Guard these two again.

01:51:12Did he say...

01:51:14Is he Cole Eisenhower?

01:51:16President Eisenhower's descendant.

01:51:18After General Eisenhower won World War II,

01:51:20each of his descendants have all gone on

01:51:22to become five stars,

01:51:24the highest rank in the nation's military.

01:51:26Glad you buffoons know your history.

01:51:28Sorry I'm late, babe.

01:51:30I got lost trying to find Atlanta.

01:51:32Then lost again on my way back to New York.

01:51:40And that there is...

01:51:42That is the legendary

01:51:44boy genius, Dr. Wilson.

01:51:46He's Dr. House's protégé.

01:51:48Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.

01:51:50Oh, no. That's based on a real figure.

01:51:52Yep, that's me.

01:51:54Son of James House.

01:51:56Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.

01:51:58I correctly diagnosed the Pope

01:52:00before him when I was just 12 years old.

01:52:02He set off carrying himself a waterfall

01:52:04somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 15 months.

01:52:06And I'm late

01:52:08because I ran out of gum

01:52:10and had to make a pit stop.

01:52:14Hey, Ellen.

01:52:16Who are these weirdos and

01:52:18why are they here?

01:52:20Uh, they're all your fiancés.

01:52:22What?

01:52:24Fiancés?

01:52:26Plural?

01:52:28Fiancés? Plural?

01:52:30Watch it, nerds.

01:52:32I'm her fiancé.

01:52:34No, I'm her fiancé.

01:52:36No, I'm her fiancé.

01:52:38It's you.

01:52:40It's me. Who the hell is he?

01:52:42I'm Spider-Man.

01:52:44How are all three of these

01:52:46my fiancés?

01:52:48Your father had arranged these

01:52:50engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you

01:52:52because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.

01:52:56He has three badass fiancés

01:52:58and she marries his dumb ass.

01:53:02Whatever. Since you're all here,

01:53:04help me finish them.

01:53:08Since you're all here,

01:53:10help me finish them.

01:53:12At your service.

01:53:14Me too.

01:53:20One down, two more to go.

01:53:22She's become queen.

01:53:24Bishop to G4.

01:53:28Ow! Ow!

01:53:30What is that?

01:53:32It's the most German festin' water in the Nile River.

01:53:38Rook to A8.

01:53:44Hello?

01:53:48No, you wish.

01:53:50The king doesn't do anything, so

01:53:52Alan can be my king.

01:53:54Oh, fine.

01:53:58Big Rook to four. It's right there.

01:54:02I...

01:54:04I've been bankrupt!

01:54:06No!

01:54:08Who is...

01:54:14I've been bankrupt!

01:54:16No!

01:54:18I told you I would remove all of you

01:54:20from status and power if you didn't cooperate.

01:54:22Well, guess what?

01:54:24Game over.

01:54:26Alright, boys, let's figure out this poor woman.

01:54:28Oh, that's serious business.

01:54:30I'm right with you!

01:54:32Wait for me!

01:54:34Nobody beats me to the finish line!

01:54:44Angela!

01:54:48You already have three fiancés?

01:54:50You can't accuse me of cheating.

01:54:52I...

01:54:54want compensation.

01:54:56Want compensation?

01:55:00You greedy SOB.

01:55:02Who the fuck is that?

01:55:04My ex-husband.

01:55:06Wait, you were married?

01:55:08Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,

01:55:10then you can totally back out of this engagement.

01:55:12More for me?

01:55:14No, no, of course not.

01:55:16Just...

01:55:18Do you want me to check your eyes for you?

01:55:20Don't steal my joke!

01:55:22I can make him disappear without a trace.

01:55:24What? Is there something on my face?

01:55:26Uh, yeah. Murderous intent.

01:55:30Let's remarry.

01:55:32Let's remarry.

01:55:34You still don't realize.

01:55:36I only fell in love with you

01:55:38because you saved me from drowning three years ago.

01:55:54Sir, it's an emergency.

01:55:56We need to wreck right away.

01:55:58Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson

01:56:00are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.

01:56:02Okay, I'm on my way.

01:56:06She should be okay now.

01:56:10Hey, you!

01:56:12Watch over her.

01:56:14I'm on my way.

01:56:16I'm on my way.

01:56:18I'm on my way.

01:56:20I'm on my way.

01:56:22Hey, you! Watch over her.

01:56:24I'll be right back.

01:56:34You saved me.

01:56:38Fuck.

01:56:40I unwittingly gave away my own wife.

01:56:42Fuck.

01:56:44I unwittingly gave away my own wife.

01:56:46You've cheated on me.

01:56:48You've hit me.

01:56:50And after all that,

01:56:52I never want to see you again.

01:56:54I fucking hate you.

01:56:56I fucking hate you.

01:56:58Lady Lockhart.

01:57:00What now?

01:57:02Yes, we understand

01:57:04that you are a very busy person,

01:57:06but if you're not going to give your ex-husband

01:57:08the Maple Plaza project...

01:57:10How about us three?

01:57:12Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.

01:57:14Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.

01:57:16Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.

01:57:18But...

01:57:20This is your fault!

01:57:22We never should have believed your bullshit!

01:57:24No!

01:57:26We lose our positions

01:57:28with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.

01:57:30How about me?

01:57:32I'll get you for this!

01:57:40I never should have listened to you.

01:57:42I'm ruined because of you!

01:57:48I'm ruined because of you!

01:57:56So...

01:57:58What's the situation here?

01:58:00I don't want to marry you!

01:58:08I don't want to marry you!

01:58:10I don't want to marry you!

01:58:12Listen...

01:58:14I only met you guys a few hours ago

01:58:16and I'm not interested in flash marriages.

01:58:18But...

01:58:20What if I told you

01:58:22that we've known each other for much longer

01:58:24than just a few hours?

01:58:26Longer?

01:58:28Angela?

01:58:30Your parents would like to have a video call

01:58:32with all of you.

01:58:38My lovely princess, how are you?

01:58:40Look, your mother and I are in Italy!

01:58:42The views here are absolutely stunning!

01:58:44Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?

01:58:46I heard you finally divorced

01:58:48that good-for-nothing

01:58:50blood-sucking

01:58:52three-letter husband of yours.

01:58:54Can't call his name, but...

01:58:56Anyway, congratulations!

01:58:58I've selected three prime young men

01:59:00for you to choose from

01:59:02to replace him.

01:59:04You must pick one of them to marry.

01:59:06Otherwise...

01:59:08Let me do it!

01:59:10You must choose one of them in seven days.

01:59:12Otherwise...

01:59:14We'll kill ourselves.

01:59:16Mom!

01:59:18Alright honey, that's it!

01:59:20Bye!

01:59:22Bye!

01:59:26So, who are you going to choose?

01:59:30Well, what if I

01:59:32want all three of you?

01:59:34Well,

01:59:36what if I want

01:59:38all three of you?

01:59:40That seems greedy.

01:59:46But...

01:59:48I can always remove

01:59:50the other two options.

01:59:52Hey, I may be drunk,

01:59:54but I can take lives too.

01:59:56I know and have access

01:59:58to all the deadliest poisons in the world.

02:00:00Well, okay.

02:00:02No murder, please. I was just kidding.

02:00:06You have seven days to win her over.

02:00:08Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.

02:00:10I know.

02:00:12We'll start with challenge one.

02:00:16Welcome to the show,

02:00:18The Three Badasses Who Want Me.

02:00:20Today, we have our first challenge.

02:00:24What is all of this, Ellen?

02:00:26You'll see.

02:00:28Oh my god!

02:00:36Oh my god! Oh my god!

02:00:38Cockroaches!

02:00:40All women are afraid of cockroaches.

02:00:42And it is every man's job

02:00:44to save their beloved woman

02:00:46from this monstrosity of a creature.

02:00:48What will our three candidates do

02:00:50to prove their undying love

02:00:52for our single woman,

02:00:54but screaming her head off heiress?

02:00:58Looks like one of our contestants

02:01:00has already called it quits.

02:01:02It's up to the final two.

02:01:29Crunchy.

02:01:31That is sick cold.

02:01:33Hey, when you're stranded

02:01:35in the middle of the battlefield,

02:01:37you'll be glad to see one of these around.

02:01:39There are left.

02:01:41Want to try one?

02:01:43God, no! No!

02:01:45Oh my god! Save me!

02:01:47Save you? You're going to save me!

02:01:49Ah!

02:01:51I'm a germophobic doctor.

02:01:53These hands can't get germs on them.

02:01:55They're for surgery and saving lives.

02:01:57Saving lives!

02:02:12Thank god you're here.

02:02:16Are you alright, honey?

02:02:18Angela!

02:02:22Alright, you won the first challenge,

02:02:24so you're a reward.

02:02:26Watch over her for the night.

02:02:28Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.

02:02:30I'm not her scumbag husband.

02:02:32You have nothing to worry about.

02:02:38Honestly, even if you guys fuck,

02:02:40it's not like it's against the rules or anything.

02:02:42At least my girlfriend gets some.

02:02:44I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.

02:02:48The cockroaches!

02:02:50They're gone, they're gone.

02:02:52There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?

02:02:54I'm going to kill

02:02:56Ellen when I see her tomorrow.

02:03:02I need a drink.

02:03:10Whoa, easy!

02:03:12You're on an empty stomach.

02:03:14Why do you care?

02:03:16I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.

02:03:20You guys were right.

02:03:22I was blind from that asshole.

02:03:26You know,

02:03:28I wasted three whole years

02:03:30of my life with him.

02:03:32He never even loved me.

02:03:34And I gave up my entire career for him.

02:03:40Do you really think that you would still be

02:03:42number one on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list

02:03:44if I was around?

02:03:48You may not be number one on Forbes list,

02:03:50but

02:03:52you know what you're number one in?

02:03:58You're number one here.

02:04:04You know,

02:04:06we've known each other kind of a long time.

02:04:08Lies.

02:04:10You all just want something from me.

02:04:12Angela,

02:04:14I know it's hard to trust again.

02:04:18I assure you,

02:04:20I don't care

02:04:22what family you're from.

02:04:24I'm the richest man in the nation.

02:04:26I don't need your power,

02:04:28your status,

02:04:30your wealth,

02:04:32your connections.

02:04:34I just need you.

02:04:36I'll prove my love to you within six days.

02:04:38I promise.

02:04:52Screw the contest.

02:04:54I just want love.

02:04:56Angela!

02:04:58You're drunk.

02:05:00I'm an adult, Cam.

02:05:02I'm not drunk.

02:05:04I'm an adult.

02:05:06Can't I go just get what she wants?

02:05:08Okay.

02:05:14But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.

02:05:18Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.

02:05:28This is what you want.

02:05:34Okay.

02:05:56Nine-inch penis.

02:05:58Morning to you, too.

02:06:00You sure you were drunk last night?

02:06:02A girl remembers when she's had

02:06:04a nine-inch penis

02:06:06inside of her.

02:06:08Well, glad you enjoyed it.

02:06:10But don't tell Shane

02:06:12or Cole.

02:06:14Because then they would...

02:06:16Say that you were being unfair?

02:06:18Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.

02:06:20You won the first challenge,

02:06:22and according to Ellen,

02:06:24my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.

02:06:26Don't make this

02:06:28any harder than it already is.

02:06:32Are you sure

02:06:34you don't want it pretty hard?

02:06:36No.

02:06:40Fine, fine, fine.

02:06:44I won't tell.

02:06:46But only on one condition.

02:06:50No.

02:06:52But only on one condition.

02:06:54You have to go out on a date with me.

02:06:58Fine.

02:07:02I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.

02:07:04You never noticed me.

02:07:10You should get dressed

02:07:12and get ready before anyone sees you.

02:07:16It's only 7 a.m.

02:07:18She's still sleeping.

02:07:20I'm not sleeping alone.

02:07:22Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone

02:07:24with another man for another second.

02:07:26Morning, gentlemen.

02:07:28Or shall I say roughmen?

02:07:30Oh, my turn.

02:07:32What's up, guys?

02:07:34We're ready for the second challenge.

02:07:36No cockroaches this time.

02:07:38Yes, no more terrifying things.

02:07:40That was my bad, Angela.

02:07:42This better be a good challenge, Ellen.

02:07:44I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.

02:07:46The second challenge is...

02:07:48The second challenge is...

02:07:50a date.

02:07:52Lame. I should have asked for something else.

02:07:54A date? That's it.

02:07:56What's the catch?

02:07:58Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.

02:08:00As simple as that.

02:08:02I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.

02:08:04Okay. Who's up first? Ben?

02:08:06Me. Save the best for last.

02:08:08Ain't that right, Angela?

02:08:10Then it's decided.

02:08:14Please!

02:08:16Don't take my BMW away!

02:08:18Too bad.

02:08:20You pissed off the Lockharts.

02:08:22I have nothing left!

02:08:28That bitch who ruined...

02:08:34That bitch who ruined me.

02:08:44General Eisenhower, sir.

02:08:46At ease, lieutenants.

02:08:48This is my lieutenant. He also manages this boxing gym.

02:08:50Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.

02:08:52He's so serious.

02:08:54But please don't get too cocky.

02:08:56serious but hang on. Lieutenant I don't know who I'm going to marry yet. Baby

02:09:02decided to take you here on my first date so that I can introduce you to my

02:09:06guns. Guns like murder weapons? Yes murder weapons

02:09:26You like my guns babe? Pretty rock hard. Yeah. Let me show you what I can do with them.

02:09:37Lieutenant come close. Wait you're just gonna hit him like that he's not even

02:09:44gonna fight back? Fighting back would be treason ma'am. Treason? You guys are way

02:09:49too serious. Look you rock hard bitch I caught you. If I'm going down you're all

02:09:54going down with me. Lieutenant here's your attack.

02:10:09You dare try to hurt my wife? I will make you pay. You don't need to keep beating him up we

02:10:19could just take him to the cops. Not when he tries to hurt you.

02:10:28So he's a bit violent some might call it being protective. Poor anger issues. What

02:10:34if he and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something? Is he

02:10:39gonna be like rough? Hey some girls are into that. I don't know if I am. Well

02:10:46maybe shame will be your type.

02:10:51Your date with Shane starts now.

02:10:58Cool ride. A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife. Impressive.

02:11:07Your breath smells like peppermint. Refreshing. I got cool mint too. Or do you

02:11:15prefer spearmint? What do you not have in this coat of yours? Fruit flavored

02:11:22gum. You can't stand those. So where are you taking me Shane? Let me show you.

02:11:33Dr. Wilson. Our VIP of VIPs. VIP of VIPs? Just some other guys saved. I forget who.

02:11:44You stay with a lot of people. I'll do what I can. Oh my gosh. It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by

02:11:52her husband. Sandra Miller what are you doing here? I just thought this was for

02:11:58the VIP of VIPs. Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce and how you

02:12:02hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up. Hello of you. What are you

02:12:10doing here Sandra? Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember. I sell high fashion

02:12:15jewelry pieces so high-end you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.

02:12:19The auction begins. I'll deal with you later.

02:12:26I'll just be inside. Cameron I have a task for you. Our next piece is absolutely

02:12:39extraordinary. Cleopatra's armband sold by our vendor

02:12:44Sandra Miller for five million dollars. Excuse me I'd like to donate this piece

02:12:52to auction. It's Queen Victoria's ring. I'd like to donate this piece to auction.

02:12:58It's Queen Victoria's ring. What are you doing? Just watch.

02:13:08That is Queen Victoria's ring? Please I'm an expert and that's a fake. She probably

02:13:14got it at the flea market she works at. You work at a flea market? Not this again.

02:13:19Cut the bullshit that wouldn't even sell for five dollars. Oh yeah? Here you want it?

02:13:25For free. Ew I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler. Well that's too

02:13:32bad then because you are the fraud. What are you talking about? Who the hell are

02:13:38you to accuse me? Throw them out. Dr. Wilson I know you're a legend in medicine but we're

02:13:45professionals. Oh yeah? And that sells for five million dollars? Yeah mine is the real

02:13:53thing. You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury

02:13:58items. Oh is that so? When a so-called expert failed to recognize Queen

02:14:02Victoria's ring then. Dear Lord, this is real. It's authentic. It's Queen Victoria's ring.

02:14:15Cameron what have you found? Yeah that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me? It's a replica.

02:14:23They had the same one right here at the flea market. So you are the fraud. So you just went

02:14:31to the flea market so you can buy some fakes. And Cameron how much are these fakes being sold for?

02:14:37150. Wow not even five dollars. Sandra. You've been duping us the whole time. Arrest her.

02:14:48No, please. This is my time. Please. What's going on Dr. Wilson? Uh investigating lead poisoning

02:14:56from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan. Bye. Blacklist her from the jewelry industry forever.

02:15:07I had a really great time tonight. Me too. May I have a kiss?

02:15:31Something wrong? Always have gum in your mouth.

02:15:37Yep, you never have to worry about stinky breath from me.

02:15:52You owe us a bunch of money Cooper. I don't have any money. How did you pay for this hotel then?

02:16:01I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg. Stop!

02:16:12Mr. Vanderbilt.

02:16:21This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project. That's right.

02:16:24Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you. I knew Angelo was still in love with me.

02:16:30No, no sir. Sorry about those injuries from earlier. It was all just a little misunderstanding.

02:16:36Yeah, we could be partners again. And then maybe you can um tell uh Lady Lockhart put in a good

02:16:43word for us. Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit. She'll be back to me soon enough.

02:16:50Yeah, do you need any help winning her back? We can give you jewelry to give to her.

02:16:55I was jizzing up to these pricks a few days ago and now they're all begging me to help them out.

02:16:59It feels so damn good to be in power. Sure, I'll put in a good word for you. I just need...

02:17:07Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything. Once I take everything from these idiots,

02:17:13I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.

02:17:25I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper just like you asked me to. Well done, he'll be fucked soon.

02:17:32Well done, he'll be fucked soon. I don't get it, Miss Musk.

02:17:36My contract has a preliminary clause. It requires him to pay 50 percent of the costs up front as a

02:17:41deposit. If he can't, then what? He'll be bankrupt. So as long as he's greedy enough to take it.

02:17:49I'm avenging my best friend. I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart,

02:17:54he's nothing.

02:18:01I signed the Maple Plaza project. We should celebrate. You did? You see, I know my son

02:18:07has it in him. Skank Angela is nothing next to you. And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.

02:18:15Actually, it's thanks to Angela.

02:18:19What? You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife? Oh, no, no, no, no, he's not. Jared,

02:18:26what are you doing? You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.

02:18:31It's my decision, Mom. I'm the head of the house here.

02:18:35I'm telling my dad. Fine, go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.

02:18:40If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as a side piece, but if not, you can spam.

02:18:45Dad, Jared is being mean to me. Teach him a lesson.

02:18:49Kaylee, be a good girl, okay? Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.

02:18:55Don't get on his bad side. We can't afford to piss him off. So do as he says.

02:19:01But Dad-

02:19:09I'm sorry. Be your side piece.

02:19:13Very good. I'm happy you've come around. Now, let's go celebrate.

02:19:20I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?

02:19:25But that tongue action, though. Tongue is important in more than just one spot.

02:19:29Ellen, we are in public.

02:19:31It's true.

02:19:33Stomach ache.

02:19:35Again?

02:19:35I have to run to the bathroom. Devin should be here to pick you up soon.

02:19:41Devin's late.

02:19:43Not a good sign for a date.

02:19:46This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.

02:19:51It's her.

02:19:52She's alone, with no one to save her.

02:19:57You. You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.

02:20:04Let me tell you, I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.

02:20:13Hey, you guys can fight all you want, but you need to take this somewhere else.

02:20:18Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.

02:20:20What? Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.

02:20:23Because I have money and you don't.

02:20:26You're just a stinky hippie peddler, and my son just signed a $100 billion contract.

02:20:32He still got the contract?

02:20:34Hmm. Must be Ellen's doing.

02:20:37Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.

02:20:41Oh, he's just gonna...

02:20:43Bet you've never seen this much cash before.

02:20:47Bet you've never seen this much cash before.

02:20:52You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.

02:20:57My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.

02:21:00$1,000 to take her away.

02:21:03$2,000 to drag her away.

02:21:06$5,000 to beat her away.

02:21:12Oh! Whoa! Hey! Hey! Ow! Hey!

02:21:18You okay? Are you hurt?

02:21:24Weakling.

02:21:25You! You! Just a few days ago, you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.

02:21:30And now you have two more? What a whore.

02:21:34What a whore.

02:21:35Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?

02:21:38What if she has an STD?

02:21:40Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.

02:21:44Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.

02:21:47Hang on.

02:21:49What do you want?

02:21:51I'll scream.

02:21:52I don't hit women.

02:21:54But I never said I don't kill women.

02:21:58But I never said I don't kill women.

02:21:59I said I don't kill women.

02:22:02Oh, God. He is a murderer.

02:22:05What if he murders me?

02:22:06Not him. Definitely not him.

02:22:10We're not afraid of you.

02:22:15That's enough. This isn't a war zone.

02:22:17You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.

02:22:22I was just messing with him.

02:22:24Was he, though?

02:22:25We're not afraid of you.

02:22:28Jared! You have to avenge us.

02:22:30Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.

02:22:33She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.

02:22:35Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.

02:22:37I apologize for this scene.

02:22:39I'll toss out the potty crashers immediately so that you can go taste some liquid.

02:22:43Who did you say you were going to toss out?

02:22:45Who did you say you were going to toss out?

02:22:47The potty crashers.

02:22:51You have any idea who that is?

02:22:53That's my wife.

02:22:55I said I don't kill women.

02:22:58Oh, God. He is a murderer.

02:23:00What if he murders me?

02:23:02Not him. Definitely not him.

02:23:07I'm so sorry for you, man.

02:23:08You have no idea.

02:23:09Okay?

02:23:10Cheers.

02:23:10Thanks.

02:23:11You go ahead and start eating.

02:23:12No, thank you.

02:23:13Are you going to go eat, too?

02:23:14No, no, I'll eat later.

02:23:16Sure.

02:23:17I'll go eat later, okay?

02:23:17I'm going to go eat with your partner.

02:23:20I've got to go.

02:23:21Bye.

02:23:21Okay.

02:23:22Bye.

02:23:23Bye bye, Mr. Cooper.

02:23:26Goodbye.

02:23:34Where is Dad?

02:23:35the potty crashers immediately so that you can go to your cell to drink with.

02:23:38Who did you say you were going to toss out?

02:23:40Who did you say you were going to toss out?

02:23:42The potty crashers.

02:23:47Do you have any idea who that is?

02:23:49That's my wife.

02:23:50We saved that title for the reals over there.

02:23:53That's right.

02:23:54Know your place.

02:23:55Shut up.

02:23:56She's cheating on you.

02:23:59Know your place.

02:24:00You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.

02:24:03Eric, have you gone mad?

02:24:05This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.

02:24:07You slap her for this whore?

02:24:09Mom!

02:24:10They really think they're something, huh?

02:24:12Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.

02:24:16She's richer even than Ellen Musk.

02:24:19I only got the Maple Closet project.

02:24:21She gave it to me.

02:24:23What?

02:24:25You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.

02:24:33I'm sorry.

02:24:37No.

02:24:38This can't be.

02:24:40I made you divorce...

02:24:44Go home.

02:24:46You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.

02:24:54I apologize on behalf of my mother.

02:24:57Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.

02:25:01I promise no one will bother you anymore.

02:25:04I didn't come here for you.

02:25:06I'm on a date.

02:25:08A date with two men at the same time?

02:25:12She really is a whore.

02:25:13Angela, please forgive me.

02:25:15I really do love you.

02:25:19Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!

02:25:23Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!

02:25:26Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's effort.

02:25:29We're too old for that.

02:25:31They're here for my celebration banquet.

02:25:33Please, you gave me the contract.

02:25:35So if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.

02:25:39Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart.

02:25:41Join us.

02:25:42We'll all be one happy business family again.

02:25:45What the hell are you all doing here?

02:25:47Where were you?

02:25:49Stomach issues.

02:25:51Again?

02:25:52Would you like my diagnosis?

02:25:54Would you like my diagnosis?

02:25:56No.

02:25:58Let me make myself clear, okay?

02:26:02I would rather die than be with you again.

02:26:05Seems that they're not actually on good terms.

02:26:09I can't lose face in front of these pricks.

02:26:11Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.

02:26:13Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.

02:26:15I'll prove it to you.

02:26:17You want a chance?

02:26:19Angela, no.

02:26:20You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.

02:26:23Don't take him back.

02:26:25I'll give you two choices.

02:26:29I'll give you two choices.

02:26:33Me or the contract.

02:26:35You're kidding me.

02:26:37No, I'm not kidding you.

02:26:40If you choose me, we can remarry this week.

02:26:44But you don't get the $100 billion contract.

02:26:47The choice is all yours.

02:26:49That's a tough choice.

02:26:52Did you think so?

02:26:53He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.

02:26:57Either way, he benefits.

02:26:59Why can't I have both?

02:27:01You really are a greedy bastard.

02:27:03Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?

02:27:06I deserve the contract.

02:27:08Did you really?

02:27:13Look who's fashionably late now.

02:27:16He didn't save her at the pool.

02:27:18Wait, what are you talking about?

02:27:22I choose the contract.

02:27:24I knew it.

02:27:26You'll get what's coming to you.

02:27:29With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.

02:27:33Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.

02:27:36I will get you one day.

02:27:38Let me show you something.

02:27:40You saved me.

02:27:47You saved me.

02:27:49I'm sorry.

02:27:51If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.

02:27:56But I promise you.

02:27:58We'll make it up to you with the rest of our lives.

02:28:00I'm sorry.

02:28:02I'm sorry.

02:28:04I'm sorry.

02:28:06I'm sorry.

02:28:08We'll make it up to you with the rest of our lives.

02:28:10No, no. I wasn't lying.

02:28:12I just couldn't remember exactly what happened that day.

02:28:23Does that mean we both each saved her once?

02:28:26What?

02:28:28Me? Dr. Wilson?

02:28:30Losing at saving people?

02:28:32No way.

02:28:34You guys. One of you.

02:28:36You're crazy.

02:28:38Actually.

02:28:40They've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.

02:28:43What?

02:28:46Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.

02:28:49Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.

02:28:53Put it simply.

02:28:55I can't believe I didn't realize.

02:28:57Ms. Lockhart.

02:28:59I'm so sorry.

02:29:01I should have had third party accountants check thoroughly.

02:29:03It's not your fault.

02:29:05They're just too slick.

02:29:07You'd like me to punish them for you?

02:29:09Oh god. No. Not that again.

02:29:11Please.

02:29:13Max.

02:29:15You know what to do.

02:29:27The banks have pulled all of our funds.

02:29:30All business ties have been severed.

02:29:32We're bankrupt!

02:29:34No!

02:29:38How did you do that?

02:29:40Who are you?

02:29:42And don't say Spider-Man!

02:29:44I'll tell you who I am.

02:29:48I'll tell you who I am.

02:29:52I am...

02:29:54Crypto Punk Number Two!

02:29:56What did he say he was?

02:29:58That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.

02:30:00You're Crypto Punk Number Two?

02:30:02Well...

02:30:04I'm Crypto Punk Number One.

02:30:06See? You are Number One at something.

02:30:08The most expensive NFT collection in the world.

02:30:10Forget Forbes' list.

02:30:12It's all about young money now.

02:30:14So...

02:30:16How about our date?

02:30:22I'm not letting him one-up me on this one.

02:30:24I'll spy two.

02:30:32They forgot to cancel my contract.

02:30:34I still have the $100 billion project.

02:30:36Yes!

02:30:38I'm rich!

02:30:40I can make them all pay soon!

02:30:46What?

02:30:48Mr. Cooper, sir.

02:30:50The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide

02:30:5250% of the costs up front.

02:30:54That's a lot of money.

02:30:56It's a lot of money.

02:30:58It's a lot of money.

02:31:00The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide

02:31:0250% of the costs up front.

02:31:04Otherwise, it's a breach of contract

02:31:06and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.

02:31:08No!

02:31:10I'm bankrupt!

02:31:12I need a little lock card.

02:31:14You tricked me!

02:31:20Oh, not me.

02:31:24I'm sorry I was late, my queen.

02:31:26I had to get some very important materials

02:31:28for our special date.

02:31:30Well, cheers.

02:31:32Cheers.

02:31:42This looks good.

02:31:48Did you use Mrs.?

02:31:50I know your ex-in-law's never appreciated you.

02:31:54You can have all the money and power

02:31:56in the world

02:31:58and you still can't force a man to love you.

02:32:02I couldn't even remember our anniversary.

02:32:08Angela,

02:32:10your future

02:32:12with me

02:32:14is going to be different.

02:32:16Come on.

02:32:18Upstairs.

02:32:26Come on.

02:32:38Wow.

02:32:40Devon, I can't believe

02:32:42this is what I've been missing out on

02:32:44these past few years

02:32:46just because of some silly mistake.

02:32:48Angela,

02:32:50I've known and loved you for three whole years.

02:32:52Actually,

02:32:55I've known and loved you for three years.

02:32:57That's right.

02:32:59I fell in love with you three years ago, too.

02:33:01How is all of this possible?

02:33:03I didn't meet any of you

02:33:05until recently.

02:33:07Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...

02:33:11I've had a crush on you since college.

02:33:13You were my motivation to go to business school.

02:33:17Despite who you were,

02:33:19you never judged me for being poor.

02:33:21Are you trying

02:33:23to get hired

02:33:25at Fortune 500

02:33:27in a suit like that?

02:33:29All you do

02:33:31is babble on and on

02:33:33about Internet money,

02:33:35Bitcoin, and shit like that.

02:33:37Are you trying

02:33:39to steal my spot?

02:33:41I'll teach you

02:33:43a lesson.

02:33:45Hey!

02:33:47Get away from me!

02:33:49Five-sixty.

02:33:51I like her.

02:34:03How is he?

02:34:05It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots

02:34:07found in Africa.

02:34:09Can it be cured?

02:34:11I actually think I know that poison.

02:34:13It sounds really scary,

02:34:15but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.

02:34:17Both solved.

02:34:25I like her.

02:34:27There you go.

02:34:29Time is up.

02:34:33Oh, shoot.

02:34:35I'm late for swim practice.

02:34:43I like her.

02:34:45We have been rivals ever since.

02:34:47So, that's how I...

02:34:49Well, we

02:34:51all met.

02:34:53I barely remember.

02:34:55I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.

02:34:57Matthew Richards,

02:34:59the guy who poisoned me,

02:35:01attacked you out of revenge.

02:35:03You wouldn't have known.

02:35:05I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark, though.

02:35:07That makes you feel any better.

02:35:09Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.

02:35:11Angela, your seven days is almost up.

02:35:13You know they all loved and fought for you

02:35:15for three years.

02:35:17Who will you pick?

02:35:23How can that be?

02:35:25Angela Lockhart is an heiress?

02:35:31Kaylee,

02:35:33we've gone bankrupt.

02:35:35Bankrupt?

02:35:37The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?

02:35:39Well, then,

02:35:41get out of here!

02:35:43You can't do this to me!

02:35:47Jared! Mom, it's me.

02:35:49What happened?

02:35:51Jared, I have carefully

02:35:53reconsidered. Angela is

02:35:55way better than this dimwit. You should get back

02:35:57with your wife. We're bankrupt.

02:35:59What?

02:36:03Jared Cooper.

02:36:07We're here to

02:36:09post your belongings.

02:36:11No one is going to save you now.

02:36:17What kind of an asshole

02:36:19throws his own mother to the dogs?

02:36:23Who will you pick?

02:36:27I...

02:36:33I brought you fried chicken.

02:36:35Fried chicken?

02:36:37That sounds like sushi and caviar.

02:36:39Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.

02:36:41Sucking up last minute!

02:36:43At least I don't speak like an AI robot.

02:36:45Hey, stop.

02:36:47Stop.

02:36:49Welcome back to the Bachelorette.

02:36:51I mean, the three

02:36:53badasses who want me.

02:36:55I mean, Angela Lockhart

02:36:57you know what I mean.

02:36:59Today,

02:37:01our Bachelorette will choose

02:37:03which one of our three badasses

02:37:05will she marry?

02:37:07Will it be Shane, the doctor?

02:37:09Cole,

02:37:11the general?

02:37:13Or Devin,

02:37:15the CEO?

02:37:19Uh, looks like our

02:37:21Bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.

02:37:23Oh, the suspense

02:37:25is killing me.

02:37:27But when she does,

02:37:29she will take this eternal rose

02:37:31made from glass imported from Venice

02:37:34and give it to our winner,

02:37:36Angela.

02:37:38Angela.

02:37:40Oh, I...

02:37:44I need more time to think.

02:37:50While our Bachelorette takes a little

02:37:52time to decide, why don't we

02:37:54check in with each of our candidates?

02:37:56Let's check in with each of our candidates.

02:37:58Let's start with Cole.

02:38:00Cole.

02:38:04There's not much to say.

02:38:06Who wouldn't want a five-star general

02:38:08who has huge biceps

02:38:10and massive chest

02:38:12who would protect their

02:38:14wife?

02:38:16Okay.

02:38:18Thank you.

02:38:20Uh, Shane?

02:38:22Muscles,

02:38:24money, they won't get you

02:38:26so far. But you need a well-balanced

02:38:28man like me that has one way

02:38:30to keep a lady happy, if you know what I mean.

02:38:34Okay.

02:38:36I think we do.

02:38:38And Devin.

02:38:40That was quite disgusting.

02:38:44I just hope Angela's okay.

02:38:46I know she's going under

02:38:48a lot of stress right now. A lot of choices

02:38:50to make. And she's

02:38:52my queen. I just really hope

02:38:54she's okay.

02:38:56Now one more thing. What kind of a doctor

02:38:58brings fried chicken

02:39:00to a girl?

02:39:02That's a good point. Fat for her heart.

02:39:06And then you!

02:39:08You know what they say about military men.

02:39:10They beat

02:39:12their wives.

02:39:16Enough!

02:39:18Stand up!

02:39:22Hey, you guys.

02:39:24Whoa, break it up!

02:39:26Hey! Break it up!

02:39:28Ugh!

02:39:30Ugh!

02:39:32Cut to commercial!

02:39:34Cut to commercial!

02:39:52This is the hardest decision I've ever had

02:39:54to make in my entire life.

02:39:56Who do I

02:39:58choose?

02:40:06Angela's marrying me!

02:40:08You're not stealing her from me. Oh yeah?

02:40:10I may be a doctor, but

02:40:12like I said, I know and possess

02:40:14the deadliest poisons in the world.

02:40:18What don't you have in that coat?

02:40:20Fruit flavored gum.

02:40:22I won't let you take Angela away from me.

02:40:24I'll fight you then.

02:40:26Don't forget about me.

02:40:28It's time I reveal my true

02:40:30identity.

02:40:32These stupid profile

02:40:34cards don't make any sense.

02:40:36They do not. They do not help.

02:40:38Who made these?

02:40:52Oh!

02:40:56It's time

02:40:58I reveal my true identity.

02:41:02I'm actually a part of the X-Men.

02:41:04And I

02:41:06have the power of

02:41:08telekinesis!

02:41:22We may have to

02:41:24We may have to work together to take him down.

02:41:36This battle within our heads is the most

02:41:38intense I've ever experienced.

02:41:40I may not be able to take them both down

02:41:42if they decide to team up.

02:41:44Hmm. Wintermat or

02:41:46Coolmat?

02:41:50You know,

02:41:52I've always really liked your hair.

02:41:54Really?

02:41:56I'm actually pretty self-conscious

02:41:58about it, so I appreciate

02:42:00that.

02:42:02And you know, Cole,

02:42:04I've always really

02:42:06liked the way you talk.

02:42:08Really?

02:42:12What do you got for me?

02:42:14I always

02:42:16really like the way you chew gum.

02:42:18Yeah? It's fresh, right?

02:42:20Yeah?

02:42:22You know, you're actually

02:42:24a really good doctor.

02:42:26You need me to look at you?

02:42:28I got you.

02:42:30Angela's been kidnapped!

02:42:32Angela's been kidnapped!

02:42:34It was Jared Cooper!

02:42:36That fucker!

02:42:38We have to find her.

02:42:40Her ring. Her dad installed

02:42:42a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.

02:42:44Well, let's go then!

02:42:46My fiancée!

02:42:48My fiancée!

02:42:54Jared.

02:42:58What am I doing here?

02:43:00You destroyed me.

02:43:04I took everything.

02:43:06What?

02:43:08I have nothing left.

02:43:10It's not my fault you were too greedy.

02:43:12I was greedy?

02:43:14To have sex with my wife?

02:43:16What?

02:43:18I'm not your wife anymore!

02:43:20Oh yeah, I know. You wouldn't take me back now.

02:43:22Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.

02:43:24This is illegal!

02:43:26You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.

02:43:28You won't have me arrested.

02:43:30You will take me back.

02:43:32Ow!

02:43:34Come here, bitch.

02:43:36That's how you get down a little.

02:43:38Come on.

02:43:40Shh.

02:43:46You will be begging me

02:43:48to fuck you soon.

02:43:50Hey!

02:43:52Angela, come here!

02:43:56Hey!

02:43:58I drugged her. She'll be dead soon.

02:44:00Not yet. Have you forgotten

02:44:02who I am?

02:44:04He really does have everything in his coat.

02:44:06Everything except for fruit-flavored gum.

02:44:08We get it already. Just save my boss!

02:44:12Here you go.

02:44:16You're all good now.

02:44:18Oh, thank God.

02:44:20But what do we do with that piece of shit?

02:44:22What? What are you going to do to me?

02:44:24Hey, stop! No! Don't!

02:44:26Ow!

02:44:28Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.

02:44:32No!

02:44:34No!

02:44:36Glad we didn't actually have that fight.

02:44:38Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.

02:44:46So, who did you pick,

02:44:48sweetheart?

02:44:50We've invited the most important figures of the world

02:44:52to your wedding. The Prince of Bhutan.

02:44:54And remember,

02:44:56we'll kill ourselves if you don't choose.

02:45:02Welcome back to the finale

02:45:04of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.

02:45:06We're down to the wire.

02:45:08Literally. The wedding day.

02:45:10The groom.

02:45:16Welcome back

02:45:18to the finale

02:45:20of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.

02:45:22But who's the groom?

02:45:24Uh,

02:45:26seems our heiress still

02:45:28hasn't decided.

02:45:30Any input from the parents?

02:45:32Maybe that will help sway

02:45:34our bachelorette's choice.

02:45:36Oh, this is exciting!

02:45:38Who should my daughter pick?

02:45:40I don't know.

02:45:42I don't know.

02:45:45Who should my daughter pick?

02:45:47Let me think.

02:45:51I like the doctor.

02:45:53He's cute.

02:45:55But the

02:45:57general looks like a strong fellow.

02:45:59And we can't forget

02:46:01about Devon Sterling, the one who's loved her

02:46:03the longest. Isn't that right, Devon?

02:46:05Angela.

02:46:07You are

02:46:09all three

02:46:11very fine gentlemen.

02:46:13And

02:46:15I'm really grateful

02:46:17for all of your love.

02:46:19But this was a really hard

02:46:21decision and

02:46:23I decided

02:46:25I was one last challenge.

02:46:27And

02:46:29I decided

02:46:31to do one last challenge.

02:46:33I'm just kidding.

02:46:35I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.

02:46:41Each of our candidates have

02:46:43saved our main character.

02:46:45I mean, bachelorette, once.

02:46:47They've all proven their undying

02:46:49love.

02:46:51Who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's

02:46:53heart? Literally.

02:46:55Could it be

02:46:57the sexy

02:46:59and protective

02:47:01general with a temper

02:47:03Mr. Cole Eisenhower?

02:47:09Or

02:47:11the fun, wicked minded

02:47:13but kind of weird

02:47:15Dr. Shane Wilson?

02:47:19And last but not least

02:47:21could it be

02:47:23the richest man of them all

02:47:25the man Angela would have married a long time ago

02:47:27Mr. Devon Sterling?

02:47:31Gentlemen

02:47:33it's been a pleasure

02:47:35getting to know you.

02:47:37May the best man win.

02:47:39May the best man win.

02:47:41Drum roll

02:47:43please.

02:47:57Seriously, Ricky?

02:48:01I choose

02:48:13I need a powerful, strong man

02:48:15and I really feel like he can protect me.

02:48:19Look at those guys.

02:48:23Could I interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?

02:48:25Would you like a full body checkup?

02:48:27Would you like a full body checkup?

02:48:43Shane, it's you.

02:48:45I'm lovesick for you.

02:48:47You like that minty flavor, don't you?

02:48:51It's that tongue action, ladies

02:48:53and gents.

02:48:55Be my new queen.

02:48:57I hope we can build together.

02:49:11It's always been you.

02:49:21I'll always love you.

02:49:23Let's give it up for those nine inches.

02:49:25Everybody.

02:49:27Ellen, Ellen.

02:49:29Would you like a full body checkup?

02:49:31Have you seen my murderous...

02:49:33I need fruit flavored gum for you.

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