One morning, a girl woke up and noticed several bills, as well as a note, on her pillow. The guy she spent the night with was already dressed and about to leave. Before doing so, he thanked her for their time together, claiming that any time spent should be paid for. While waiting for a taxi, a car pulled up next to him and he was surprised to see the same girl behind the wheel. She couldn't resist and made a sarcastic joke before driving off.
Later that day, at the office, he found himself waiting for an important client who would determine whether he got fired or promoted. Feeling ready and focused, he never expected the client to be the girl he spent the night with...
Later that day, at the office, he found himself waiting for an important client who would determine whether he got fired or promoted. Feeling ready and focused, he never expected the client to be the girl he spent the night with...
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00:00Wow! $300 for a night! You're so generous!
00:06Babe?
00:07Hmm?
00:08Was that sarcasm? I didn't mean to offend you.
00:11Wow!
00:12I offended you?
00:13You left a note to thank you! What a gentleman you are!
00:19No, you're real nice.
00:22Listen, I'm a businessman.
00:26And I realized that everyone's time is worth something.
00:30So, now we have enough money to buy a new dress.
00:33Everyone wins and just don't need to make a big deal over this, okay?
00:41Alright. Bye-bye.
00:45Oh, and call me. I want to answer anyway.
00:52Peter Piper picked a bag of pickled peppers. A bag of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
00:58Where have you been, Peter Piper? I asked you to come earlier.
01:02Oh, easy. Easy, Mr. Stainback. It's gonna be fine.
01:06This contract is already in our bag.
01:09Alright, boy. Let's do this!
01:12Come on!
01:15And here is our client, Miss Pappelbaum.
01:18I'd like you to meet our best specialist, Pete Land.
01:27Thank you.
01:28Take your seat. Welcome.
01:35Nice to meet you, Mr. Land.
01:40Nice to meet you, Mr. Land.
01:44My pleasure to meet you, Miss Pappelbaum.
01:52It's hot here, isn't it? Maybe we should turn on the AC?
01:59It's already on, Pete.
02:02Yeah.
02:04Nice. Great. Come on.
02:08I just want to make our client feel comfortable, you know.
02:12Like me. Because I'm now, I'm great.
02:16Because I'm now, I feel totally fine.
02:25So, shall we start?
02:30Start?
02:31Pete.
02:40Just one more sip and I'll start.
02:46So this is our concert.
02:49I mean concept, I'm sorry. Thank you.
02:53Thank you.
02:55Could you all give Miss Pappelbaum and I a moment? Please.
03:05What was that about?
03:07Jane, I know what got into the guy.
03:10It's his lifestyle. Probably he didn't get enough sleep.
03:14He was out all night. Youth.
03:16I'm younger than he is.
03:18Well, you're a genius, and he is.
03:20You can see the project is good.
03:22The project is perfect, but I'm worried about this guy.
03:26Not another word. I'm firing him tomorrow.
03:32Don't. I'll sign the contract, but on one condition.
03:46Yeah, buddy. I'll be in five minutes.
03:48Sure.
03:50Okay.
03:52Yeah. Nice.
03:54Pete.
04:02I'm sorry, sir. I must have hit something.
04:05I really bad at it before. Just terrible.
04:08Well, we can go home now.
04:12What are you talking about? Am I fired?
04:18Oh, no. Not yet.
04:23She's giving you another chance.
04:25Here's the others and the time.
04:36I can't.
04:39I can't.
04:41If you can't, then find a new job, Pete.
04:49I can't.
04:51And you're a businessman.
04:53If you sign the contract, I promise you a costume party.
04:57I bet that motivates you.
05:09Hey.
05:13I have to tell you something.
05:16I was wrong.
05:18Oh. What are you talking about?
05:23I did a bad thing the other day.
05:27When?
05:31When you...
05:33When we...
05:35When we...
05:37When you left money on the pillow after you...
05:39Listen, I'm sorry, okay? Just...
05:53Thank you. But I'm not wearing that junk.
05:56Oh. You're right, actually.
05:58But I'll have to wait until I sit into a market.
06:06Okay.
06:18Do you need a hand?
06:20No, I'm fine. It's easy, you know.
06:23Just left, right.
06:26Left, right. I'm right in.
06:30Give me your hand, Mr. Easy.
06:35Don't you think it's funny?
06:37Yeah, I do.
06:39Oh, really? Okay.
06:41Then watch this.
06:52Wow.
06:54So now, catch me.
07:00Okay.
07:02Now I'm going to do this.
07:08Just hold me tight.
07:10Yeah, right.
07:16Yeah, so fast.
07:22Nice.
07:24Yeah.
07:26Move forward.
07:30Oh.
07:34Yeah.
07:37Where did you learn to skate like that?
07:39I almost became a professional athlete.
07:41It was a very difficult choice, sport or business.
07:45Oh. So you're one of a kind.
07:48I just know how to focus on one thing and work hard.
07:53Mm-hmm.
07:55Uh, you have a...
08:00What?
08:04An eyelash on your cheek.
08:07I know it sounds like I did it with purpose.
08:10No, no, no. It doesn't sound like anything.
08:12Just rid of it.
08:15Yeah. I'm just rid of it, okay?
08:19I'm just getting rid of it.
08:24Yep.
08:29What's this?
08:31And now I need to go.
08:33I'm a businesswoman,
08:35and I realize that everyone's time is worth something.
08:39So buy yourself a new shirt or tie, okay?
08:44Good luck.
08:46Eat.
08:47Jane, Jane, wait.
08:50Jane, wait.
09:00Heh.
09:13Guys.
09:17You all should know, this guy is a real magician.
09:21He has an innate charisma, a gift.
09:24I want to raise this glass to Pete and a great new contract.
09:28Thank you, sir.
09:29I'm not finished.
09:30He somehow convinced a young lady, Manny,
09:32to sign a contract on even more favorable terms for us.
09:36Pete, you are the treasure.
09:40Now, to Pete.
09:44Whoo!
09:54Pete?
09:56Why aren't you happy?
09:59It's your party, isn't it?
10:02Yeah.
10:04But I had my way.
10:06I changed this damn contract for one date.
10:10With whom?
10:15With the smartest and most beautiful woman in the universe.
10:22You know, I...
10:24I was an urgent fool who thought that sun rose just for him.
10:30But she changed me.
10:32So maybe you should tell her that.
10:35No, that's a dead end.
10:39Why?
10:41Why are you such a whiner?
10:45Jane?
10:46Of course it's Jane.
10:48Instead of calling me, you're asking me out.
10:49You're sitting here whining.
10:51Listen, I have to ask you.
10:53Would you like it, yes?
10:55Because if there is even the slightest chance that you do...
10:59I'm gonna ask you out on a date.
11:02We'll do whatever you want.
11:03We'll do whatever you say.
11:05Just shut up and kiss me.
11:23You