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00:30I said, I'm going to Turkey, but I'm not going to the toilet.
00:32I'm going to pee.
00:37These poor people.
00:40They don't even have a toilet.
00:42What's the matter?
00:43I'm going to sit in front of you and beat you up.
00:49Who are you?
00:51Who are you?
00:52Gujjar.
00:53What?
00:54Gujjar.
00:55Go do your work. Gujjar will come and eat.
00:57Gujjar is from the house.
00:59Gujjar is from the outside.
01:03Tell me, where is he from?
01:07He's a thief.
01:08He wants to see everyone.
01:09His mother says, I saw the boy.
01:11His mother-in-law says, I saw him.
01:12I'm going to call the doctor.
01:17His father was a thief.
01:18He was holding a pen.
01:19He was digging.
01:20He was digging for 5-6 minutes.
01:21He was tired.
01:22He was digging.
01:23His father was digging.
01:24He was digging.
01:25He was digging.
01:26It was like I was floating in air.
01:27He was like...
01:34I told him to come back.
01:36Why did you come back like this?
01:37Why did you abuse him like that?
01:41They didn't get what he said.
01:42There were no abuses
01:45But it was like making a ball out of the ass-
01:45He was a pig.
01:47He abused me.
01:48I didn't beat him.
01:49I went to post post office with the money.
01:53I did it on a lucky day.
01:55There's nothing like that.
01:56Why are you talking about the old man?
01:58I'm talking about the old man.
01:59I know the old man.
02:00The old man is a bald guy.
02:01I don't know.
02:03The old man will come.
02:05Okay.
02:06You don't know this old man.
02:07You don't know.
02:08You don't know me.
02:09Who is he?
02:10I'm not the old man.
02:11I'm his aunt.
02:12Come on.
02:13You don't listen to me.
02:14You don't listen to me.
02:16Why don't you listen to me?
02:18What's in my hand?
02:21Red Bull?
02:22Huh?
02:23Red Bull?
02:24What's in your hand?
02:45Which culture are you staying in?
02:47You're a girl's father.
02:49They don't know that I come in between them.
03:24How?
03:24His uncle made a bird out of it and the lion ate it.
03:27I see.
03:28I asked the lion, why did you eat your uncle?
03:31He said, brother, without him, you would have killed me.
03:35I have so many kids.
03:37He's such a big cat.
03:43This is a village.
03:45And the water is from the city.
03:47Is it?
03:48Yes.
03:50Where did you get it from?
03:51It's written here, ladies center and gents center.
03:58You are so unlucky.
04:00Yes.
04:01Look at your face.
04:02Why?
04:03Look, if you stand in front of a girl, you can't even touch her.
04:11I have a very famous song.
04:13Wherever I go, I bring a lakh rupees with me.
04:16Sing a song.
04:17I can sing, but I can't sing.
04:22I went to the jungle.
04:24Are you listening?
04:25Yes, dear.
04:26I went to the jungle and a lion came in front of me.
04:29The lion said to me, I will kill the lion.
04:32Then the lion spat on me.
04:38I was sitting in the bus.
04:39I see.
04:40There was no seat in the bus.
04:42I opened the window.
04:43The conductor said, go back.
04:45I went back.
04:46He said, go ahead.
04:48He said, go back.
04:50I said, I am going to Turkey.
04:52He said, go ahead.
04:57He gave me 5 kilos of desi ghee.
04:59Why?
05:00He said, I will kill the lion.
05:06Bye, bye.
05:07Bye.
05:08I went to the mall.
05:09There was a huge mattress.
05:11I couldn't find the seat number.
05:17He said, the machine to release the lemon was made for me.
05:25He said, I will give you a bath every day.
05:26I said, take it off your head.
05:32He said, your mother is in the room.
05:34He said, uncle, the door is locked.
05:35He is inside.
05:38He is inside.