A woman's life turns into a living nightmare when she receives her roommate who makes wigs out of human hair HD ( Horror )
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00:00:00Aw, I still can't believe that you're leaving.
00:00:05Space is not going to be the same without you.
00:00:08Trust me, I don't want to go.
00:00:10I wish I could bring you girls with me,
00:00:12but then Jeff might think that's awkward.
00:00:15I still can't get over the fact
00:00:17that you're marrying someone you met on a webcam.
00:00:19Believe it.
00:00:20By this time next week, I'll be Mrs. Jeffrey Yoshima.
00:00:24I'm going to miss you so much.
00:00:28Same.
00:00:35So, did you find my replacement yet?
00:00:38Not quite yet.
00:00:40However, me and Kimiko will be conducting more interviews later,
00:00:43so I'm sure we'll find someone.
00:00:45I'm sure that'll be great.
00:00:48Try not to forget me when I'm gone.
00:00:51Oh, please. You're irreplaceable.
00:00:56And thank you so much again for allowing me to stay here.
00:01:01You guys really saved me.
00:01:08And I promise I will keep the Japanese tradition going
00:01:11after you're gone.
00:01:14Arigatou.
00:01:16Arigatou.
00:01:18Oh.
00:01:26I can bring you protect to this house,
00:01:28because I'm black belt.
00:01:30It's pretty safe here.
00:01:32It's never been safe.
00:01:34You guys always keep it alert.
00:01:37I feel it.
00:01:39Where did you get that from?
00:01:41Oh, my God.
00:01:45How are you?
00:01:48Great.
00:01:51I'm sorry, Johnny, but we're actually looking for somebody Japanese.
00:01:55My name is Johnny, and I am Japanese.
00:02:00I am transcultural.
00:02:02Transcultural?
00:02:04Yes.
00:02:06It means even though I wasn't born Japanese, I am Japanese.
00:02:11My soul is Japanese.
00:02:14I work in a Japanese karaoke bar.
00:02:17I go to a Japanese credit union, and I only date Japanese girls.
00:02:23I am a rice eater.
00:02:25Do you know that?
00:02:28Well, that's all we need.
00:02:31Thank you so much for coming out, Johnny.
00:02:34Arigatou gozaimashita.
00:02:38Arigatou.
00:02:45Next!
00:03:02Do you speak any English?
00:03:09I haven't studied it yet, so I can't speak it.
00:03:12But I can do some gestures.
00:03:15Okay. Thank you so much for coming.
00:03:24So what do you do, Mieho?
00:03:26Mainly, I foster cats.
00:03:28Sometimes I help work as a barista,
00:03:31and I try to spend as much time with my fur baby as possible.
00:03:35Oh, which reminds me, I need to bring them with me.
00:03:38Of course. I have four of my own, and I foster two to three at a time.
00:03:43It's a small apartment.
00:03:46Oh, they don't need much space.
00:03:48And they are mostly friendly, eventually.
00:03:50I don't think so.
00:03:52It's so cute. I made this book for myself.
00:03:55That is wonderful. It was great to meet you.
00:04:02Well, thanks for coming out, Humi.
00:04:05It was wonderful meeting you.
00:04:07Thank you for having me.
00:04:10We will be in touch.
00:04:21Hi. May I help you?
00:04:24I'm here for an interview.
00:04:26Did you make an appointment?
00:04:28No, but I can pay now.
00:04:31I would like to see the apartment.
00:04:33I guess we can squeeze one more in.
00:04:35I'm Natalie. Come on in.
00:04:37I'm Miko.
00:04:38My name is Kimiko. Welcome to our home.
00:04:43Home?
00:04:46Would you like a tour?
00:04:49Please.
00:04:51Follow me.
00:04:54So, our landlord, Rubin, is great.
00:04:58He will fix anything in a snap.
00:05:01So, these would be your shelves.
00:05:05These would be your drawers.
00:05:08And the top shelf would be yours.
00:05:12Very nice.
00:05:15What is that?
00:05:17Oh, that will be my room.
00:05:19It's actually a two-bedroom that we converted into a three-bedroom.
00:05:23We save a lot of money like that. It takes up a lot of space.
00:05:26But you don't have to worry about that. You get to have your own room.
00:05:29Where is my room?
00:05:31Follow me.
00:05:43Small room.
00:05:46Yes, but you get to have your own privacy.
00:05:48The only thing we really ask for at night is to keep the noise down because we live on top of each other.
00:05:53Seems very nice.
00:05:55Is there anything I should know about this place?
00:05:58That neighborhood?
00:06:00It's pretty safe here.
00:06:10So, what do you do, Miko?
00:06:12I sell handmade items online.
00:06:14Oh, like Etsy?
00:06:16Yeah, I just bought this cutest earrings last week.
00:06:22What do you make?
00:06:24I make exotic hair pieces.
00:06:27Like wigs?
00:06:29Mm-hmm.
00:06:31So, do you make it from horse hair or synthetic for cancer patients or for Halloween?
00:06:41Oh, no.
00:06:43I make it out of human hair.
00:06:45For anyone who likes it.
00:06:47Oh, maybe you can make one for me?
00:06:53I could.
00:06:56So, are you from around here?
00:06:59No, I just moved here.
00:07:01I need a place to live now.
00:07:03I'll write you a check to move in tonight.
00:07:06That's not going to be possible. We have more interviews to do in the morning.
00:07:09I have no place to go.
00:07:11My roommate's broke, Reese, and I need a place to live now.
00:07:15Hi.
00:07:17Let's talk for a minute.
00:07:19I don't know about her, but something seems whack.
00:07:22I think she's a little desperate, but sweet.
00:07:26Let's do it and get this whole process over with.
00:07:29We can't just rush into a decision.
00:07:32Why not?
00:07:33She needs a place. We need a rent.
00:07:36She's cute and quiet.
00:07:38I say yes.
00:07:41Well, we do need rent.
00:07:43And she seems normal enough.
00:07:50Well, we talked it over, and we're going to cancel the interviews tomorrow, so you can move in.
00:07:57Thank you.
00:07:59Thank you.
00:08:02Welcome to our home!
00:08:05Welcome!
00:08:08I like to keep my personal space.
00:08:14I'm so sorry.
00:08:21Do you need any help moving in?
00:08:25No. I only have a few things.
00:08:30Well, we are going out for dinner around the corner, so would you like to join us?
00:08:37No, thank you.
00:08:40We can bring you back something.
00:08:42I cook for myself.
00:08:44All right, then. Well, I'll talk to Reuben in the morning, and you can move in tomorrow.
00:08:49No, I need to move in tonight.
00:08:51Well, that's not going to be possible. We have to do a background check.
00:08:54I need a place to sleep tonight. Please.
00:08:59It's fine. Let her stay.
00:09:05Well, I guess it's fine. We can take care of the rest in the morning.
00:09:08Here. You can borrow my key until you get your own.
00:09:15Thank you, Kimiko.
00:09:17Later. Just lock up if you leave.
00:09:43Let's go! Dawson!
00:09:46Hey!
00:09:47Dawson, how are you?
00:09:50We were so sorry.
00:09:51He came up when I opened the door, and he went running out before I could catch him.
00:09:55We love Dawson. He could even hurt us if he tried.
00:09:59He's a good boy. We will have to bring you back a doggie bag.
00:10:03We're going to the brewery. You want to come? You want to come?
00:10:07Oh, no. Emilio and I are taking Dawson for a bedtime walk, and then we're going straight to bed with him.
00:10:14Yeah, baby. You better get to sleep or else I'm only going to get five hours.
00:10:18But Natalie, Kimiko, so nice to see you both.
00:10:22We need to get together soon. Is Shino still around?
00:10:25No, she left today, but we found a new roommate, Miko.
00:10:30That's great. We'll have to come by tomorrow and welcome her to the building.
00:10:34Absolutely. Actually, all of us should hang out sometime.
00:10:37We would love that.
00:10:39But let's get going. I'm starving.
00:10:41All right. See you later.
00:10:42See you later.
00:10:43Bye.
00:10:54It smells like bleach here.
00:10:56Well, that's cool. This place could use a touch-up.
00:11:02Maybe she thinks we're dirty.
00:11:07Shh. It's nighttime. Nighttime is quiet time.
00:11:12So sorry to wake you. We're just getting in.
00:11:17So, how's your unpacking?
00:11:19All done.
00:11:21Wow, that went quick. Can we have a look?
00:11:25No.
00:11:27Well, if you need help with unpacking your cookware, there's plenty of space in the kitchen.
00:11:32No, I cook in here.
00:11:34But we've got tons of room.
00:11:36No, I cook in here.
00:11:38That's cool.
00:11:41Thank you.
00:11:43Now, if you'll excuse me, I am very tired. I must get some rest.
00:11:49Right. Well, make yourself at home.
00:11:55Well, good night.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:05Is it just me or does she seem fucked up?
00:12:07I think she's just nervous.
00:12:10It's hard to make friends sometimes, especially since we're so close already.
00:12:15Maybe she feels like she's being judged.
00:12:18I don't know. For some reason, I feel like she's the one who's judging us.
00:12:22Like, we weren't even that loud when we came home.
00:12:25Well, it's after midnight, so she's right about being late.
00:12:30Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:12:32She's just so odd.
00:12:35I mean, maybe it's not too late to change our minds.
00:12:38Oh, come on. Give it a chance.
00:12:41Yeah, I'm probably just being paranoid.
00:12:45Good dog.
00:12:47So now, I'm going to get some rest, too.
00:12:50And I suggest you do the same.
00:12:54Rubini is going to be here bright and early tomorrow to sign the paperwork.
00:12:59Okay, then. Good night.
00:13:01Good night.
00:13:05I love this smell.
00:13:08And I love you, Kimiko.
00:13:11Good night.
00:13:15Good night.
00:13:38Nice to meet you, Kimiko.
00:13:40Normally, we don't allow you to move in until the background check,
00:13:43but I've known Natalie and Kimiko for a while now,
00:13:45so if you'd like to move in early, that's fine.
00:13:48Just fill out this application so I can put it in my records.
00:13:51Thank you, sir.
00:13:53You're welcome.
00:13:55So, how long have you known these girls, Miko?
00:13:57Oh, I've known them for a while now.
00:14:00That's great. I hate online ads.
00:14:03You meet some strange birds on the internet.
00:14:05I believe it.
00:14:07I want to be put on the lease.
00:14:09Oh, well, I can't do that until the background check clears.
00:14:12You don't have to worry about that.
00:14:15No, I want my name on the lease.
00:14:18Why don't we talk about it once the background check clears?
00:14:21That sounds like a good idea.
00:14:24All done.
00:14:26Great. Thanks.
00:14:28All right. I'll see you girls soon.
00:14:31Miko, here's your key.
00:14:34Welcome to the building.
00:14:36Thank you.
00:14:38You're welcome.
00:14:41Well, I guess it's official.
00:14:44You're part of the home now.
00:14:46Oh, this is so exciting!
00:14:49We should all go out and get to know each other better.
00:14:52Don't you think, Miko?
00:14:54Maybe another time.
00:14:56I have more to do around the house.
00:14:58Oh, however, I do need to go to a store.
00:15:02I need more shelves. Do you know where it is?
00:15:05We gotta go anyways. Let's all go together.
00:15:08No, I'll go by myself.
00:15:11Nonsense! We can go out as a group.
00:15:16Okay.
00:15:22Get away from me, monster!
00:15:24Someone get it away!
00:15:26Dawson, come back. Come back.
00:15:28I'm so sorry about him.
00:15:30He's a really friendly dog. He's not going to hurt you.
00:15:33Get the beast away from me!
00:15:36Did he hurt you?
00:15:38Yes.
00:15:40Monsters like him should be kept on a leash.
00:15:43We're so sorry. He's usually very friendly.
00:15:46He's just not familiar with you.
00:15:48Pets should not be left off leash.
00:15:51I'll go home and clean the room.
00:15:54Oh, clean the poop. I hate it.
00:15:57Wait, what about the store?
00:15:59Well, she seems nice.
00:16:01Stop it.
00:16:03We really should keep Dawson on a leash.
00:16:05No, he didn't do anything. He barely touched her.
00:16:08You can't tell me she didn't make a big fuss of a Dawson for nothing
00:16:11and then storm off like that.
00:16:13Maybe she's afraid of dogs.
00:16:15I will talk to her later.
00:16:17Hey, come on. Let's go to the store.
00:16:20Maybe she needs some space right now.
00:16:22No, I'm not in the mood. I'm going to go inside.
00:16:25We're really sorry about Dawson.
00:16:29Don't be sorry. He didn't do anything.
00:16:31He barely touched her.
00:16:33We will see you guys later.
00:16:35All right.
00:16:37I think she's exaggerating.
00:16:39I mean, I had paper cuts worth of that.
00:16:42Keep it down. She might hear you.
00:16:45I think she just likes attention.
00:16:48Let me talk to her.
00:16:55What is she doing in there?
00:16:57I don't know.
00:16:59I'm going to find out.
00:17:06Hey, we just wanted to check on you after what happened back there.
00:17:11Emilio and Rachel are super sorry.
00:17:14They didn't mean to scare you.
00:17:16That dog hurt me.
00:17:18I don't like him.
00:17:20He doesn't know any better. He's an innocent dog.
00:17:23That dog should stay locked up.
00:17:25He's dangerous.
00:17:27He barely touched you.
00:17:29Maybe I should talk to Ruben about it.
00:17:32It's an aggressive dog attacking my legs on leash without its owner
00:17:36and pooping all over the floor.
00:17:38I can be the first person to complain about his behavior.
00:17:41Actually, you are.
00:17:43Everybody loves Dawson.
00:17:45Hey, why don't you go get some water?
00:17:49What happened back there?
00:17:51Are you okay?
00:17:53Yes.
00:17:55I don't like animals.
00:17:57Animals hurt people.
00:17:59I talked to our neighbors and they promised to keep Dawson away from you.
00:18:05But he's actually very sweet if you get to know him.
00:18:10I don't want to see that dog again.
00:18:13He's violent.
00:18:15I will let them know.
00:18:18But they are really sorry, you know?
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:26But you should choose not to talk to the neighbors.
00:18:29Bad people have animals.
00:18:33By the way, we saw steam or smoke coming from your room.
00:18:37Is everything okay back there?
00:18:40Yes, I'm fine.
00:18:42I'm cooking.
00:18:45Oh, well, the kitchen is open if you need more space.
00:18:50Yes, fine.
00:18:52I'm a private person.
00:18:55Okay.
00:18:57Well, let us know if you need anything.
00:19:15Well, that went well.
00:19:22I just don't like being around her.
00:19:25If I'm going to live in such a small space,
00:19:28I'm not going to let anybody steal my inner peace and she's robbing me by the second.
00:19:33You haven't given her a chance.
00:19:36I think she's just afraid of animals.
00:19:39It's just misunderstanding.
00:19:41I think she's rude, socially inept, and cold.
00:19:45She's just a fucking bitch to me.
00:19:47And I don't trust anybody who doesn't like Tarzan.
00:19:51I think you're just not giving it enough time.
00:19:55Maybe you can find something you have in common.
00:19:58Other than our species, I doubt I have anything in common with that girl.
00:20:03Well, at least try.
00:20:06She's our roommate after all.
00:20:08We're just kind of stuck with her now.
00:20:11And did you see how she was lying to Reuben?
00:20:14She pretended she knew us.
00:20:16We don't know anything about her except from her name.
00:20:19Yes, but maybe she was just nervous she wouldn't get the room,
00:20:25which if Reuben knew that we were desperately posting online to fill it,
00:20:29she would totally not approve.
00:20:32So that's kind of nice she said that, at least for us.
00:20:37I just get this creepy vibe.
00:20:39Well, you might as well give it a try.
00:20:46Fine.
00:20:48Only because you're saying so.
00:20:51Thank you.
00:20:53I just want us to get along like we did with Shino.
00:20:57I don't think that's going to be possible.
00:21:01What did you say?
00:21:03I said I'll try my best.
00:21:07Okay. I will see you later.
00:21:30Hey.
00:21:33Ow.
00:22:04What do you want messages?
00:22:07You're mentally unstable.
00:22:09I'm a coupler on you.
00:22:10Stalking and spying.
00:22:11You're a menace.
00:22:12Fuck you.
00:22:13Jesus.
00:22:21Yes, can I help you?
00:22:24I want to talk to you about the text messages.
00:22:27Yes, what about them?
00:22:30I do not like the way they sound.
00:22:32If you have a problem with me, we can discuss it like adults.
00:22:35We can have a house meeting Wednesday at 10 a.m.
00:22:38No. We can talk now.
00:22:40No, we'll have a meeting Wednesday, 10 a.m.
00:22:44Fine. We'll have a meeting.
00:23:00Okay.
00:23:30Okay.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:25Wake up.
00:24:30Wake up.
00:25:01What are you doing?
00:25:08I saw steam and smoke.
00:25:13I am cooking.
00:25:16The blood?
00:25:19The cutting board?
00:25:24Oak's heart.
00:25:27Would you like some?
00:25:30No, thank you.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:39Hey, were you outside of my room just a few seconds ago?
00:25:47No.
00:25:50Really?
00:25:53I could have sworn I saw someone.
00:25:58Not me?
00:26:04Okay, then good night.
00:26:08And sorry for intruding.
00:26:11Good night.
00:26:23Good night.
00:26:53Good night.
00:27:24No.
00:27:30It's not what you think.
00:27:53No.
00:28:23So, how's that new roommate working out?
00:28:42I don't even know how to explain her.
00:28:45Well, she moved in a couple of weeks ago.
00:28:47She's just so strange.
00:28:49I mean, she stays in her room the whole time.
00:28:52She even cooks from her room.
00:28:54She works from her room.
00:28:55She does everything from her room.
00:28:57Kimiko likes her, but...
00:28:59And again, Kimiko is never around.
00:29:01She doesn't care.
00:29:03That's weird.
00:29:05Oh, can I ask you something?
00:29:07Are you still hooking up with that cop?
00:29:09Yeah, why?
00:29:11Okay, can you ask him if he can find anything out about Miko Hayashi?
00:29:15Oh, yeah, he'll do anything I say.
00:29:17Wait, have you looked her up on social media yet?
00:29:20No, she's not on social media at all.
00:29:22Miko Hayashi, okay.
00:29:24I appreciate it.
00:29:26Thank you.
00:29:27Oh, she's coming out.
00:29:29Oh, yeah, don't worry about it, okay?
00:29:30I'll talk to you later.
00:29:31Bye.
00:29:33Hey, what happened to your hair?
00:29:37I changed it.
00:29:39It looks nice.
00:29:42Do you need help with that?
00:29:46You got it.
00:29:53Freak.
00:29:59Oh, Natalie.
00:30:00Hey, what's going on?
00:30:01What's shaking?
00:30:02What's going on?
00:30:03How are you?
00:30:04Can't complain.
00:30:05You got a new roommate, didn't you?
00:30:07Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:30:09Because I saw this pumpkin head chick that looked like a road cone
00:30:11came and sit in our building.
00:30:13I asked her what she was doing here, and she flipped her lid.
00:30:15And she said, I live here.
00:30:18So then I said, I live here, too, and I've never seen your bright ass before.
00:30:23Then she said she'll yell rape if I don't beat it.
00:30:26So I kicked rocks hard.
00:30:28Oh, my God.
00:30:29Cassie, that's my new roommate.
00:30:31She seemed okay at first, but boy, was I wrong.
00:30:34Yeah, well, she seemed like TNT with a short fuse.
00:30:37No, she's not.
00:30:38And I got the text messages to prove it.
00:30:43What the fuck?
00:30:47Oh, hell no.
00:30:50Well, you be careful anyway.
00:30:52I think that bitch got screws.
00:30:54I will.
00:31:05Hey, Reuben.
00:31:06Hey, Natalie.
00:31:07I'm glad I caught you.
00:31:08Hey, I wanted to talk to you about the background check.
00:31:10What about it?
00:31:11It's not going through.
00:31:12I think Mika might have misspelled something.
00:31:13No way.
00:31:14Really?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16Every time it comes back, it's not coming up as her.
00:31:18So that being said, the lease will remain in your name alone for now, right?
00:31:21That's fine.
00:31:22I think we should keep it like that anyhow.
00:31:24Listen, do me a favor, too, okay?
00:31:27Can you have her stop texting me?
00:31:29She's been sending me multiple messages about the pets in the building
00:31:32and how Jason is stalking her and he has a dog he's been paying for,
00:31:35and Rachel's dog is vicious and attacked her.
00:31:37Rachel's dog is not vicious.
00:31:39He's the sweetest dog ever.
00:31:40He's just happy to see everybody.
00:31:42So she wasn't injured at all?
00:31:44No, not at all.
00:31:46Well, she's been texting me too much.
00:31:48A lot.
00:31:49You know what I mean?
00:31:50I think something's wrong with her.
00:31:51Well, there's a lot of stuff wrong with her.
00:31:53Anyways, we're going to have a house meeting in an hour,
00:31:56so I'll talk to her then.
00:31:57All right.
00:31:58Thanks.
00:31:59All right.
00:32:00See you later.
00:32:01See you.
00:32:02Bye.
00:32:06The meeting started two minutes ago.
00:32:08I'm here.
00:32:09I'm here.
00:32:10Let's talk.
00:32:11You're late.
00:32:12I've been waiting.
00:32:13I'm sorry it went further than I planned.
00:32:16Let's start.
00:32:18We need to talk about house rules.
00:32:20I am not paying for your heat.
00:32:22I do not turn the heat on when it's cold.
00:32:25I just wear more clothes in Japan.
00:32:28Well, it's my home and we're in America,
00:32:31so I will turn the heat on if I want to.
00:32:34And anyways, we are splitting it as a household because that's what we are.
00:32:38Kimiko is never here and she still pays for it all.
00:32:41Well, if I don't use it, then I shouldn't have to pay for it.
00:32:46Fine.
00:32:47You don't have to pay for it.
00:32:49Are we good now?
00:32:50No.
00:32:52When I moved in, you said this was a quiet home.
00:32:55You promised.
00:32:57It is a quiet home.
00:32:59You're a liar.
00:33:02You are very loud.
00:33:04I heard you talking on your phone a few days ago in the kitchen.
00:33:07It was around lunchtime.
00:33:09I had my TV on and I could still hear your voice through the walls.
00:33:15You should do that in your own room.
00:33:18Well, it doesn't really make any difference if I'm talking in my room or the kitchen
00:33:23because I have no walls.
00:33:25And anyhow, it's daytime, so if I want to talk on the phone, I will talk on the phone.
00:33:29It's my home.
00:33:30It's my apartment, too.
00:33:32And when am I going to be on lease?
00:33:34I want to be put on now.
00:33:36Well, actually, I did talk to Ruben,
00:33:39and he said that your background check didn't go through,
00:33:42so we're going to have to wait for that.
00:33:44It's not fair that I'm not on the lease.
00:33:46There's nothing I can do about that.
00:33:48It's also unfair that you have the biggest room and pay the least.
00:33:52What are you talking about?
00:33:54Well, my room is 100 square feet, and your room is 200 square feet.
00:33:59That is double, but I pay $50 more each month.
00:34:03Well, that is because I have no walls.
00:34:06You and Kimiko have the exact same sizes with doors.
00:34:10I'm sleeping in the living room area.
00:34:13Do you want to switch?
00:34:14No, I like privacy.
00:34:16I just think it's unfair that I pay more than you to live here
00:34:20and that you have more space than I do.
00:34:23Well, Miko, life is not always fair, okay?
00:34:27Just get over it.
00:34:28These were the rules, and you knew that when you moved in, okay?
00:34:31Well, I didn't measure the rooms until yesterday,
00:34:34so I couldn't have known until after I signed.
00:34:38I want to renegotiate the payment.
00:34:41No.
00:34:42That's not happening.
00:34:44If you don't like it, you can find somewhere else to live.
00:34:47You're rude, and I do not appreciate the way you talk to me.
00:34:51You owe me an apology about your anger management that is missing your behavior.
00:34:56I don't even understand what the hell you're talking about.
00:34:59And also, why can't we just discuss things like normal people?
00:35:03Instead, you have to send me all these passive-aggressive texts
00:35:06when you can just come to me and say,
00:35:08Hey, can you lower the heat? Can you lower your voice?
00:35:11And then you're wasting both our time on this stupid little meeting.
00:35:14This is not a waste of time.
00:35:16Yes, it is.
00:35:18You're rude. We are not done talking.
00:35:20I am.
00:35:29I am.
00:35:59Hmm.
00:36:30I don't know what the fuck you bitches told Ruben,
00:36:32but I ain't got no fucking dog,
00:36:34and I'm not getting kicked out of this place where I've been living at my crib for four years now.
00:36:37Woo! Woo! What are you talking about?
00:36:39I'm talking about your traffic cone-haired roomie of yours
00:36:41and talking shit to Ruben saying that I got a dog
00:36:44and I'm skipping out on rent but not paying pet fees for a damn dog I don't have.
00:36:48Then she told Ruben that I'm a stalking man with a stalking dog.
00:36:51What's a stalking dog?
00:36:53What, the dog that's at the window like,
00:36:56Listen, listen.
00:36:58I'm not guilty by association, okay?
00:37:00When crazy comes up, you guys talk.
00:37:02You know what Ruben talked about evicting me?
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:06It's bullshit.
00:37:08You about to inspect my place.
00:37:10I'm so sorry, James. I don't even know what to tell you,
00:37:12but I had nothing to do with this, okay?
00:37:14I would never say anything to Ruben.
00:37:16Yeah? Well, you told that tangerine to come GPS me.
00:37:19I'm gonna teach her a lesson about running her mouth.
00:37:21I'm gonna teach her a lesson about running her mouth.
00:37:47Oh my God.
00:37:49Emilio?
00:37:51What's wrong?
00:37:53It's Dawson.
00:37:55Emilio and I have looked everywhere for him
00:37:57and we can't find him anywhere.
00:37:59We don't know what to do.
00:38:01Oh my God.
00:38:03Did he run away?
00:38:05That's the thing, we have no idea.
00:38:07He was locked in the crate when we left
00:38:09and when we got home, the crate was open
00:38:11but all the doors were closed.
00:38:13We don't know how he could have gotten out.
00:38:15Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:38:17I hope he's okay.
00:38:19I hope so too.
00:38:21Well, if I see him, I'll let you guys know.
00:38:47I'm sorry.
00:38:55I see, she's still not using the kitchen.
00:38:58Oh my God, you scared me.
00:39:03Where have you been?
00:39:05You were missing all kinds of crazy shit while you were gone.
00:39:07Really? Like what?
00:39:09Like Miko trying to get James evicted
00:39:12and Dawson going missing.
00:39:15No, not Dawson.
00:39:18Poor baby.
00:39:20Rachel and Emilio must be so worried.
00:39:22Yeah, they really are.
00:39:24And you know what's even crazier?
00:39:26There were no open doors or windows.
00:39:29Oh, aliens.
00:39:36Okay, Miko, welcome home.
00:39:38Long time no see.
00:39:40Yeah, thank you, Miko.
00:39:42However, it is late.
00:39:44And you're both being loud.
00:39:46It's only 10 o'clock.
00:39:48It's not even that late.
00:39:50We will keep it down.
00:39:52Thank you.
00:39:57Did you see the book she gave me?
00:39:59Yeah, she doesn't like you.
00:40:02No shit.
00:40:04She started out okay, but that went down the drain real quick.
00:40:08I'm actually heading out,
00:40:11so I will be back in a few days.
00:40:13But you just got here.
00:40:15You can't just leave me with that.
00:40:17I'm so sorry, but I made promises.
00:40:21Since when did you keep promises?
00:40:24When it involves a cute guy and a hot tub.
00:40:29Okay, fine.
00:40:32But if anyone of us dies, you know who did it.
00:40:37Oh, I better go.
00:40:39She's coming to spark out here.
00:41:01Oh, come on.
00:41:03That bitch is lying.
00:41:05That bitch is lying.
00:41:07She's always lying.
00:41:09That bitch is lying.
00:41:11She's always fucking lying.
00:41:13Lying ass bitch.
00:41:35Oh, my God.
00:41:51Oh, my God.
00:41:53I had enough of this shit.
00:42:06Hey, Miko, can you hold that door?
00:42:10Wait!
00:42:12Miko!
00:42:14Mi...
00:42:16What the fuck is the problem?
00:42:36Miko!
00:42:38Miko!
00:42:40Get the fuck out of here!
00:42:46What is wrong with you?
00:42:48You are, okay?
00:42:50Texting me all these messages about privacy?
00:42:53What the fuck is your problem?
00:42:55I'm not your problem.
00:42:57I'm not your problem.
00:42:59I'm not your problem.
00:43:01I'm not your problem.
00:43:03Privacy?
00:43:05What the fuck is your problem?
00:43:07I just said hi to you, and you're my roommate.
00:43:09You are disrespectful,
00:43:11and I do not appreciate it.
00:43:13Oh, really?
00:43:15Well, this is my house, okay,
00:43:17and my rules,
00:43:19and talking about respect?
00:43:21You don't know nothing about it, okay?
00:43:23Nothing.
00:43:25And you know nothing about who I am either
00:43:27or what I'm capable of, okay?
00:43:29Do you understand me?
00:43:31You want to play challenges of mental illness?
00:43:33You want to play that?
00:43:35Go ahead.
00:43:37I will challenge you.
00:43:39I'll make you crumble.
00:43:41I'll make your crazy ass self
00:43:43crawl out of your crazy skin once and for all, okay?
00:43:45You are you.
00:43:47Maybe I am.
00:43:49The devil is in your eyes.
00:43:51You have seen nothing yet.
00:43:55And yeah,
00:43:57I think the devil is there.
00:43:59Yeah, the devil is whispering something to me.
00:44:01What is it?
00:44:03Bitch better bounce.
00:44:07Oh, we'll turn her into some sashimi.
00:44:21Natalie,
00:44:23you have gone too far.
00:44:25I am pressing charges of domestic violence.
00:44:27You assaulted me in my home
00:44:29and I do not feel comfortable with you
00:44:31around stalking my room.
00:44:33You have a bad problem with anger management
00:44:35and now you yelled at me
00:44:37until you made me deaf again.
00:44:39It is your fault so much I am having you deported.
00:44:41I call police and immigration
00:44:43for you choosing not to take responsibility
00:44:45for your house and human rules.
00:44:53You don't understand.
00:44:55She will text me like all day long
00:44:57and I mean 50 messages in a row
00:44:59about absolutely nothing,
00:45:01just ranting crazy fucking bullshit.
00:45:03Have you talked to Ruben, your landlord?
00:45:05Maybe he can evict her or something.
00:45:07That is actually a good idea.
00:45:09You know, I will call him in the morning.
00:45:11I just can't go back there.
00:45:13She claims that I assaulted her
00:45:15and she threatens to press charges.
00:45:17Mi casa es su casa, babe.
00:45:19As long as you are naked.
00:45:25I just feel weird
00:45:27invading your mom's space.
00:45:29No, it is fine.
00:45:31Since she broke that dry spell,
00:45:33she has been out like every single night.
00:45:35And even if she was here,
00:45:37she would make you a sandwich.
00:45:39Thank you.
00:45:41Of course.
00:45:51Darren is not massaging my back.
00:45:53Yeah, well, it is massaging something.
00:45:59Hey, did you leave the door open?
00:46:01What?
00:46:03The door?
00:46:05Shit.
00:46:07Nat?
00:46:09What the hell?
00:46:13What the hell, Nat?
00:46:15The door.
00:46:17It was closed and now it is open.
00:46:19So what?
00:46:21Somebody is here.
00:46:23I think it is her.
00:46:25Someone is watching us.
00:46:27I think you are just being paranoid.
00:46:29The door probably just bumped open
00:46:31from us messing around in there.
00:46:33Maybe.
00:46:51Come on, babe.
00:46:53Come on, babe.
00:47:19Let's go back inside.
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:49Yes, we got into this huge fight last night
00:47:51and I can't go back there.
00:47:53She is absolutely fucking crazy.
00:47:55She has to be evicted.
00:47:57There is no way we can resolve this.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:01Well, that is going to be harder than you think.
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:05I mean, the lease is still under your name
00:48:07and she never got added to the lease.
00:48:09So what does it mean?
00:48:11Well, that means that she is technically a squatter
00:48:13and I can't evict her because she isn't on the lease.
00:48:15But this girl is crazy.
00:48:17You have to help me.
00:48:19Oh, my God.
00:48:21I'm so happy to see you.
00:48:23What are you doing here?
00:48:25Well, Darren said that you were doing so great
00:48:27so I thought I'd come and check up on you.
00:48:29Is everything okay?
00:48:31No, not at all.
00:48:33You know that roommate I told you about
00:48:35that asked your girlfriend to research?
00:48:37Oh, yeah, I totally forgot.
00:48:39I was meaning to get back to you about that.
00:48:41Did he find out anything?
00:48:43That's the thing.
00:48:45He couldn't find anything about her.
00:48:47He searched her name through customs and nothing.
00:48:49It's like she's a ghost.
00:48:51That is so strange.
00:48:53There has to be something on her.
00:48:57What if we took something from her?
00:48:59Like a piece of hair
00:49:01or a toothbrush?
00:49:03Do you think he could run a DNA test on her?
00:49:05Yeah, he could.
00:49:07Only thing is I can't go back to that fucking apartment.
00:49:09Well, what if I go for you, huh?
00:49:11I can say I'm a friend of Kimiko's
00:49:13if she happens to be home.
00:49:15Besides, I'd like a chance to yell at that lunatic.
00:49:17I mean, who does she think she is
00:49:19coming into your home and starting shit?
00:49:21No, don't. Trust me.
00:49:23Just go there and try not to make any contact with her at all.
00:49:25You don't want to meet her anyways.
00:49:27Her toothbrush is the light blue one
00:49:29in the medicine cabinet.
00:49:31Light blue one, medicine cabinet.
00:49:33And while you're there, would you mind going into my room?
00:49:35In the top door, there's some jewelry
00:49:37after my grandmother, and they're really meaningful to me.
00:49:39I can totally do that for you.
00:49:41Thank you so much. I'm gonna get you Darren's extra keys.
00:49:45All right.
00:50:15Fuck.
00:50:45Bingo.
00:50:53One down, one to go.
00:51:15Fuck.
00:51:45You shouldn't be here.
00:52:15Fuck.
00:52:45It never fucking ends.
00:53:15Dalton?
00:53:21Dalton?
00:53:31Dalton?
00:53:33Dalton?
00:53:45Dalton?
00:54:07I feel like that bitch had something to do with it.
00:54:09Who, Natalie?
00:54:11No, the roommate. You know, the new one?
00:54:13Her. Yeah, her.
00:54:15We all know she hated Dawson.
00:54:17Stop it. You're not making sense.
00:54:19You're just tired.
00:54:21Am I? Don't you remember her telling Ruben
00:54:23that our baby attacked her?
00:54:25I mean, if it wasn't for Natalie
00:54:27stepping in, denying the whole thing,
00:54:29we might have been evicted.
00:54:31You're right, but that's a big accusation
00:54:33and we don't have any proof.
00:54:35No?
00:54:39Bet I can find some.
00:54:41Well, really, how?
00:54:45This is a bad idea.
00:54:47It's not breaking in.
00:54:49The door's open.
00:54:55Okay, she's gone.
00:54:57Just come on.
00:55:11Did you see that?
00:55:13See what?
00:55:15I saw someone move.
00:55:17I think someone's here.
00:55:29Oh, my God.
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:53There's no one here.
00:56:12It's like
00:56:14something's cooking or something.
00:56:35What is it?
00:56:41What is it?
00:56:45Oh, can it be?
00:56:49Is it?
00:56:51You shouldn't have touched the rice cooker.
00:56:55Looking for this?
00:56:59You monster!
00:57:01No, Dawson was the monster.
00:57:03He was very scary.
00:57:07But I must say
00:57:09it was very, very tasty.
00:57:29Well, I spoke to Reuben
00:57:31and he cannot evict her
00:57:33because she's a squatter.
00:57:35However, he can evict all of us.
00:57:37All this over some crazy shit?
00:57:39What the fuck? She can't be that hard to get rid of.
00:57:41You don't understand.
00:57:43She's fucking crazy, okay?
00:57:45Like, she'll text me the same thing
00:57:47over and over again until I reply.
00:57:49So block her.
00:57:51She's living in my apartment.
00:57:53It's not going to make much of a difference.
00:57:55She'll text me about the same thing
00:57:57over and over again,
00:57:59and then she'll say that I made her deaf
00:58:01because I'm so loud.
00:58:03Yeah, well, you are kind of loud.
00:58:05Am I harboring a fugitive?
00:58:07No, asshole. I'm legal.
00:58:09I'm just trying to say that she's crazy.
00:58:11Yeah, well, crazy doesn't beat brute strength,
00:58:13does it?
00:58:15Let's just go over there
00:58:17and show her what's up, see what's up with this shit.
00:58:19Let's try 1,001.
00:58:211,002.
00:58:231,003.
00:58:25Listen, strong man,
00:58:27I need you to come over there with me.
00:58:29I gotta go there.
00:58:31Really? And why are you going over there?
00:58:33Because I have some really important jewelry
00:58:35that I left there, and I also got
00:58:37a spy device I want to place.
00:58:39Really?
00:58:43Wow. That's some cool shit.
00:58:45Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
00:58:47Oh, not at all.
00:58:49She's up to something, and I'm going to find out.
00:58:51Yeah, I think that's a little waste of time,
00:58:53though, don't you think?
00:58:55No, I'm going, and I want you to come with me.
00:58:57Yeah, but that's all the way across town, babe.
00:58:59I don't want to go.
00:59:01What about Kimiko?
00:59:03Kimiko?
00:59:05Kimiho. What about Kimiho?
00:59:07She's not a ho. She's just young.
00:59:09I guess I could ask her.
00:59:11Yeah, well, maybe she's seeing Madison,
00:59:13or can at least drop your jewelry off
00:59:15so you don't have to see Miko Frico anymore.
00:59:17Oh, my God. What did you call her?
00:59:19Miko Frico, you know?
00:59:21Because he's a super freak.
00:59:23You.
00:59:25All right.
00:59:27Well, I guess I could call Kimiko.
00:59:29Yeah, give me a cold call.
00:59:31Let me know what she says.
00:59:33Okay, I will.
00:59:43Calling.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:51Hey.
00:59:53Have you been to the apartment recently?
00:59:55No, but I'm headed right now.
00:59:57What's up?
00:59:59Well, I kinda exploded on Miko,
01:00:01and I haven't been back since.
01:00:03Wait. Exploded?
01:00:05How?
01:00:07Enough for her to accuse me of assault
01:00:09and to threaten to have me deported.
01:00:11No way.
01:00:13Tell me about it.
01:00:15She's so nuts, she could smash her head on the wall
01:00:17and blame it all on me.
01:00:19God knows how crazy she really is, you know?
01:00:21Anyways, I'm at Diane's right now,
01:00:23and I got some really important jewelry
01:00:25while you're there.
01:00:27I'm sure I'm just being paranoid,
01:00:29but I just don't trust that lunatic in the house
01:00:31with my jewelry, you know?
01:00:33Of course. Yeah, I will look for it
01:00:35as soon as I get there.
01:00:37Oh, and also, my friend Madison
01:00:39was supposed to go there last week
01:00:41and pick them up for me,
01:00:43and I haven't been able to get in touch with her.
01:00:45So while you're there, can you, like,
01:00:47ask Miko a few questions to find out
01:00:49if she's been there, if she's seen her?
01:00:51Yeah, I will ask for you.
01:00:53Yeah.
01:00:55Sayonara!
01:00:57Bye.
01:01:05Oh, Kimiko.
01:01:09I didn't know you were coming home.
01:01:13I'm not staying.
01:01:15I just needed to grab a few things.
01:01:19Um, did you change your hair?
01:01:21Oh, yes.
01:01:23That's a new hairpiece I made
01:01:25recently.
01:01:27It's...
01:01:29very nice.
01:01:31Just like Madison.
01:01:35Do you remember seeing her
01:01:37the other day?
01:01:39No.
01:01:41She came by to pick up something for Natalie.
01:01:43Natalie gave her a key
01:01:45to get in.
01:01:47Oh, yes.
01:01:49I was so scared.
01:01:51I thought she was an interruter
01:01:53at first.
01:01:57She was a nice girl.
01:01:59Well,
01:02:01apparently
01:02:03Natalie hasn't been able to
01:02:05get in touch with her since she came by
01:02:07here.
01:02:09So, did she happen
01:02:11to say anything about
01:02:13leaving town?
01:02:15No.
01:02:17She didn't say very much
01:02:19at all.
01:02:21Natalie is super worried.
01:02:23She wants to file a missing person
01:02:25report.
01:02:27If she
01:02:29comes back, I will
01:02:31text you.
01:02:35Arigatou gozaimasu.
01:02:47I
01:02:59am looking for this.
01:03:03Why
01:03:05do you have that?
01:03:09Why do you think?
01:03:17Is that
01:03:27human hair?
01:03:47I
01:04:01am pineapple.
01:04:03Seriously, you have to change that safe word.
01:04:05Hey, listen.
01:04:07I am really worried about Kimi. I haven't heard
01:04:09from her since she went to that apartment.
01:04:11Are you seriously thinking about
01:04:13fucking Kimi right now?
01:04:15Because after she confronted Miko,
01:04:17I suddenly got a text message from Madison
01:04:19saying that she has to leave town
01:04:21and will mail me the jewelry.
01:04:23Imagine that. What a coincidence.
01:04:27Hey, too much of a coincidence.
01:04:29In fact, I don't believe in coincidences.
01:04:31I think something happened
01:04:33to both of them.
01:04:35Are you fucking serious?
01:04:37Here we fucking go.
01:04:39And check this out.
01:04:41Then I did some more googling
01:04:43Miko Hayashi and nothing came in.
01:04:45You know,
01:04:47you're seriously starting to sound like a fucking conspiracy
01:04:49theorist. No, I'm not.
01:04:51Listen, this is serious.
01:04:53I have to go back there.
01:04:55I have to plant my spy cam there, but we can do it in the morning.
01:04:57No, no, no, no.
01:04:59That's seriously a bad idea. No, it's a great idea.
01:05:01Listen, let's cut a deal.
01:05:03You
01:05:05take me there and wait in the car
01:05:07and I will give you
01:05:09anything you want to.
01:05:11Yeah? Like what kind of anything?
01:05:13You'll find out.
01:05:15Oh, fuck.
01:05:17So I guess I gotta drive my ass across town now.
01:05:19Exactly.
01:05:21Oh, fuck.
01:05:23All right.
01:05:25Better be three hours.
01:05:27I want it now.
01:05:41Fuck.
01:06:11Oh, my God.
01:06:21Oh, my God.
01:06:23Darren.
01:06:25Darren, you gotta check this out.
01:06:37Wow.
01:06:39Wow, this is some really fucked up shit.
01:06:41I can't watch this.
01:07:01Darren, you gotta see this.
01:07:03Darren?
01:07:09Darren?
01:07:15Darren?
01:07:21Darren?
01:07:27Darren?
01:07:33Darren?
01:07:37Darren?
01:07:39Darren?
01:07:41Darren?
01:08:03Darren?
01:08:33Darren?
01:08:47Kimba?
01:08:49Kimba?
01:08:51Kimba?
01:08:57Don't
01:08:59think
01:09:03of me.
01:09:05You need
01:09:09to go.
01:09:19I just
01:09:23I just
01:09:25wanted to
01:09:29say
01:09:33goodbye.
01:09:37Tell
01:09:41my mom
01:09:43and
01:09:47I love her.
01:09:49Go.
01:09:51Please.
01:09:53Go.
01:10:19Go.
01:10:49Miko,
01:10:51go.
01:10:57Miko,
01:10:59freak out!
01:11:13I can hear you,
01:11:15Miko, freak
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01:13:07Natta!
01:13:10What the fuck is going on?
01:13:12It's Miko.
01:13:14She killed everybody.
01:13:16I knew she was crazy.
01:13:18She asked me for a deposit back in five quarters,
01:13:20got stuck in the laundry machine.
01:13:22What do you want me to do?
01:13:24You gotta help me.
01:13:26You got your back, Natalie.
01:13:28Sir, step away from the vehicle.
01:13:31Get that guy out of here.
01:13:33I'll take care of it, sir.
01:13:35Hey, you gotta tell me what's going on here.
01:13:37This is my building.
01:13:39She's innocent.
01:13:40What is she doing in the back seat of that car?
01:13:42I'm gonna check it out upstairs.
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01:13:58Come check this out, boss.
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01:14:07Oh.
01:14:09Someone get CSI up here.
01:14:12We gotta get this to the lab pronto.
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01:15:06I'm gonna kill you.
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01:15:15Aah!
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01:15:55Natalie-san?
01:15:57♪♪♪
01:16:01Natalie-san?
01:16:03♪♪♪
01:16:05Natalie-san?
01:16:08Natalie-san?
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