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00:00:00You
00:00:30have crossed our northern border. Impossible. I want to get through the Great Wall. Take
00:00:59my people. Yes, your highness. Deliver conscription. I won't take any chances, general. A single
00:01:08grain of rice can tip the scales. Graceful, polite, delicate. Little brother. Little brother.
00:01:28I brought a spare. Remember the dog my honor. Don't worry, father. I won't let you down.
00:01:52Sali, is your daughter here yet? Maybe. They're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck. Lucky
00:02:04one. Now let's get you cleaned up. Into a silk purse. It's freezing. It would have been
00:02:18war. Instant pride. You'll bring honor to us all. Mulan, what's this? When we're through,
00:02:24boys will gladly go to war for you. With good flair in one way, by striking a good match.
00:02:32Read in the tiny words. You'll bring honor to us all. But do my very best. When we're
00:02:42through, you'll bring honor to us all. Paid for beauty. Humor. And even you can't blow
00:02:56it. Who's spitting her bean curd? Good for bearing sons.
00:03:26Fulfill your duties. Hey, to please your future in-laws, you mu-
00:03:38Pardon me. And silent. Why, you clumsy-
00:03:46I think it's going well, don't you?
00:03:54Look at me. I'm not meant to play this part. I would break my family's heart. You think
00:04:22straight back at me. Why, somehow I cannot hide. Show who I am inside. Who I am inside.
00:04:42Who I am inside. Who I am inside. Who I am inside. Who I am inside. Who I am inside.
00:05:02Citizens, I bring a proclamation from the imperial city army. The Xiao family.
00:05:16To serve the emperor. Father, you can't go. Mulan, Mulan, you dishonor me.
00:05:40I have to go. Mulan. There are plenty of young men to fight for China. It is an honor
00:05:56to time you learned yours.
00:06:26It can't be. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:06:52No. Watch over Mulan. I live. Vengeance will be mine.
00:07:18I bring the gong. Let's go. Come on. Get up. Let's move it. Rise and shine. Oh, we can't.
00:07:30Don't look at me. She gets it from your side of the family. She's just trying to help her
00:07:36fudge trouble. They all became acupuncturists. Well, we can't all be acupuncturists. No.
00:07:42The swiftest. No. Send the wisest. Silence. Oh, you all don't think I can do it. Watch this here.
00:07:52Yeah, thanks a lot. And your point is? Now, awaken the great stone dragon.
00:08:02Yo, Rocky, wake up. You got to go fetch Mulan. Stone dragon, have you awakened?
00:08:21Did I mention that I was a great stone dragon? Gold.
00:08:30Show on the road. I'll make Mulan a war hero and they'll be begging me to come back to work.
00:08:38That's the master plan. Do I look like a sucker to you? What do you mean a loser?
00:08:54Scouts.
00:08:56Nice work, gentlemen, did me. By building his wall, he challenged me. I'm ready.
00:09:13OK, OK, how about this?
00:09:22I'm. That's close enough. Come on, if you're going to stay, you're going to work.
00:09:32So he's my word. I am the guardian of the soul. I am the power.
00:09:43Uh, um. Intimidating or inspiring timing. Of course.
00:09:50My eyes can see straight through your arm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:09:55I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.
00:09:59Move it, Heifer.
00:10:06And work it.
00:10:09Protect me from harm.
00:10:14What are you looking at? Punch him. It's how men say hello.
00:10:19You're so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
00:10:22Y'all relax. Feel better?
00:10:28Hey! Oh, sorry, Lane.
00:10:32Hey!
00:10:42Hey, guys.
00:10:44Excellent strategy, sir. I do love sir.
00:10:49Captain?
00:10:50Captain?
00:10:52This is an enormous response.
00:10:55I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job.
00:10:57Oh, I will. I won't.
00:10:59I'll expect a full report in three weeks.
00:11:02And I won't leave finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time.
00:11:09Most impressive.
00:11:14Good luck.
00:11:16Father.
00:11:20Bastards!
00:11:23He's in my camp.
00:11:24Sorry.
00:11:27I mean, sorry, outdoors.
00:11:29What's your name?
00:11:33Your name is Lane.
00:11:34I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours.
00:11:38He was my best friend growing up.
00:11:39It's Ping.
00:11:40Ping?
00:11:42Because Ping did steal.
00:11:43You had a son?
00:11:45He doesn't talk about me much.
00:11:50Okay, gentlemen. Thanks to your new friend, Ping...
00:11:55You know, we have to work on your people skills.
00:12:06Get your clothes on. Get ready.
00:12:08Am I late?
00:12:09No time to talk. Now, remember, it's your first day of training.
00:12:11So listen to your teacher and no fighting.
00:12:14Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.
00:12:16Come on. Scare me, girl.
00:12:17Troops just left.
00:12:18They what?
00:12:21Hold on. Hold on.
00:12:25Order. People, order.
00:12:27Slept in this morning.
00:12:29Hello, Ping.
00:12:31Are you hungry?
00:12:33You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning.
00:12:42I said, order.
00:12:46One moment.
00:12:47And this represents strength.
00:12:58We've got a long way to go.
00:13:17You are sure to win.
00:13:21You're a spoken man.
00:13:24Out of you.
00:13:28This guy's got him scared to death.
00:13:30Hope he doesn't see right through me.
00:13:32Force of a great typhoon.
00:13:35With all the strength of the moon.
00:13:38Time is racing toward us.
00:13:42Survive.
00:13:45You are suited for a hand.
00:13:48Out of you.
00:13:52With all the strength of the raging fire.
00:13:56Scurvy is coursing river.
00:13:59With all the force of a great typhoon.
00:14:02With all the strength of a great typhoon.
00:14:13Black Pine.
00:14:15From the high mountain.
00:14:16The tongue shall pass.
00:14:18Where the imperial army is waiting for us.
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:22The little girl will be missing her doll.
00:14:25We should return it to her.
00:14:26Not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?
00:14:28Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
00:14:31Okay, all right, all right. That's enough.
00:14:33Now, come on, get out before you get all pruney and stuff.
00:14:35No shoot.
00:14:40Oh, shit!
00:14:43Whoa!
00:14:46Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here.
00:14:49I was just washing, so now I'm clean.
00:14:52And I'm Chien Po.
00:14:54Hello, Chien Po.
00:14:56Well, I think Ping and I can take you.
00:14:58I really don't want to take him anywhere.
00:15:00Ouch! Something bit me.
00:15:03What a nasty flavor.
00:15:04Snake!
00:15:08Some king of the rock.
00:15:10Naked man again.
00:15:15They would not last a minute against the Huns.
00:15:18They completed their training.
00:15:20The battle.
00:15:21Oh, no, you don't.
00:15:22I've worked too hard to get Mulan into this war.
00:15:25Oh, I know. By the way,
00:15:27I got that job on my own.
00:15:29Or not.
00:15:32But what it's worth, I think...
00:15:34You like him, don't you?
00:15:36No, I...
00:15:38Yeah, all right, yeah, sure.
00:15:49Perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some...
00:15:51Hello! This is the army!
00:15:53Make yourself...
00:15:54Come here, baby.
00:15:56Hey, we need a ride.
00:15:57A new pair of slippers!
00:16:00And I do not squeal like a girl.
00:16:05Who are you?
00:16:09We need help!
00:16:12Oh, nice!
00:16:14Death is coming!
00:16:25Help!
00:16:28Light the signal!
00:16:38Now all of China knows you're here.
00:16:46Your Majesty,
00:16:47the Huns have defenses around your palace immediately.
00:16:50No.
00:16:51No.
00:16:52Send your troops to Procruz as possible.
00:16:54Forgive me, Your Majesty,
00:16:56but I believe my troops can stop them.
00:17:00Quiet and demure.
00:17:04Punctual.
00:17:08The smartest doggy in the world.
00:17:10Come on, smart boy.
00:17:11Can you help me with my chores?
00:17:22Impress the matchmaker today.
00:17:32You should already be in town.
00:17:34We are counting on you to uphold the family.
00:17:37I'm going to pray some more.
00:17:42All days to be late.
00:17:44I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.
00:17:46How lucky.
00:17:51Grandma!
00:17:52No!
00:17:55Yup.
00:17:56This cricket's a...
00:17:58What?
00:18:00But, Mama, I had none of your excuses.
00:18:02I've seen worse.
00:18:04We're going to turn this sow's ear.
00:18:07Grind, print, and polish till you glow with pride.
00:18:10Trust my recipe for this.
00:18:12We'll need more luck than I thought.
00:18:15Wait and see when...
00:18:17When...
00:18:18A girl can bring her family great honor
00:18:22With good taste, calm, obedient
00:18:25Who work fast, pays to be with hood
00:18:27From the heart of that voluntary heart
00:18:32In his box he's kept a scale
00:18:34How nice that he's kept a scale
00:18:37Please, a pendant for balance.
00:18:40Feet of jade
00:18:42Add a cricket
00:18:45Just for luck
00:18:47To not uproot my family tree
00:18:49Keep my father standing tall
00:18:52A good girl is a tender beauty
00:18:54As fast as a pearl
00:18:56She's just a bud to a tree
00:18:58Big eye to a face
00:19:00Big heart to a...
00:19:02Done.
00:19:03Present.
00:19:04Speaking without permission.
00:19:06Oops.
00:19:08Too skinny.
00:19:11Now, recite the final admonition.
00:19:16Before you snack, act.
00:19:19This shall bring you honor and glory.
00:19:24Now, pour the tainment.
00:19:27You must also be poised.
00:19:31Could I just take that back for a moment?
00:19:46You will never bring your family honor!
00:20:01I, or a perfect daughter, can it be
00:20:06I were truly to be myself
00:20:11With that girl I see staring
00:20:16I don't know
00:20:21I, when will my reflection show
00:20:26When will my reflection show
00:20:37My, my.
00:20:39What beautiful looms.
00:20:42It will be the most beautiful.
00:20:55The emperor, one man from every family
00:20:58Must serve in the imperial...
00:21:01The Farr family!
00:21:03No.
00:21:09I am ready.
00:21:10...to teach your daughter to hold her tongue
00:21:13In a man's presence.
00:21:17The Chu family!
00:21:40You shouldn't have...
00:21:42I will die doing what's right.
00:21:44But if you...
00:21:45I know my place. It is...
00:22:10No!
00:22:37Mulan is gone.
00:22:38What?
00:22:43Mulan!
00:22:44Be killed.
00:22:45If I reveal her, she will be.
00:22:50Ancestors, hear our prayer.
00:22:59Awaken me.
00:23:04The word, and I'm there.
00:23:05Mushu.
00:23:06Let me say something.
00:23:07Anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family...
00:23:09Me?
00:23:11Protect the family.
00:23:12And you, Odi.
00:23:14One family reunion coming right up.
00:23:17Okay, people, people, look alive.
00:23:19I knew it.
00:23:20I knew it.
00:23:21That Mulan was a troublemaker from the...
00:23:23Traditional values will disintegrate.
00:23:25Not to mention they'll lose the farm.
00:23:27My children never caused such...
00:23:31Let a guardian bring her back.
00:23:32Yes, awaken her.
00:23:34Okay, okay, I get the gist.
00:23:36I'll go.
00:23:38Ha!
00:23:39That proves no point.
00:23:40You had your chance to protect the Pa family.
00:23:42Your misguidance led...
00:23:44What? What?
00:23:45I'm a real dragon!
00:23:46You are not worthy of this spot.
00:23:50Just one chance.
00:23:51Is that too much to ask?
00:23:52I mean, it's not like you're a kid.
00:23:54Go get her!
00:23:55Go on!
00:23:56Come on!
00:23:58Hello!
00:24:00Hello!
00:24:04Stone egg.
00:24:05Oh, man, they're gonna kill me.
00:24:07Ready?
00:24:08A fake stone dragon!
00:24:10Good morning!
00:24:11I will go forth and fetch Mulan.
00:24:13Don't worry about it.
00:24:14I will not lose faith.
00:24:18What?
00:24:19I'm doomed!
00:24:20And all because Miss Man decided to take a little drag.
00:24:23I have to bring her home with a medal and get back in the temple.
00:24:26Wait a minute.
00:24:27That's it?
00:24:28Hey, what makes you think you're coming?
00:24:32You're lucky.
00:24:34You're lucky.
00:24:48Imperials.
00:24:51Shan Yu.
00:24:54The Emperor will stop you.
00:24:56Stop me?
00:24:58He invite...
00:25:00Go!
00:25:01Tell your Emperor to send his strongest arm.
00:25:04One.
00:25:08Do you have a sword?
00:25:09I have one, too.
00:25:11They're very manly and...
00:25:13It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
00:25:16Did I hear someone ask for...
00:25:18I have been sent by your ancestors...
00:25:21to guide you through your masquerade.
00:25:24Who are you?
00:25:25Who am I?
00:25:26Who am I?
00:25:29Pretty hot, huh?
00:25:31Gun, not lizard.
00:25:33I don't do that tongue thing.
00:25:36You're right.
00:25:38Down, Bessie.
00:25:40My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
00:25:42Make a note of this.
00:25:43This honor on you...
00:25:44This honor on your cow...
00:25:46Stop.
00:25:47All right.
00:25:48Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road.
00:25:50Tricky, get the bags.
00:25:51Let's chest high, feet apart, head up, and strut.
00:25:55Two.
00:25:56Three.
00:25:57You're going to have to act just like them, so pay attention.
00:25:59Look, this tattoo will...
00:26:01Bess, it's all attitude.
00:26:03Be tough, like this guy here.
00:26:06Come on the behind, they like that.
00:26:09Whoa-ho-ho.
00:26:10I'm going to hit you, tofu doll.
00:26:14Never mind me, tofu doll.
00:26:16Taste your limp noodle.
00:26:24Oh, there he goes.
00:26:29Whoa-ho-ho.
00:26:32The main troops up to the tongue shall pass,
00:26:34and stop Shan Yu before he destroys the troops.
00:26:38When Chi-Fu believes you're ready,
00:26:40you will join us, Captain.
00:26:42Bess, extensive knowledge of training techniques,
00:26:45and impressive military lineage.
00:26:47Very good, then.
00:26:48We'll toast China's victory at the Imperial City.
00:26:52Li Shang.
00:26:54Hmm.
00:26:55Leader of China's...
00:26:58China's...
00:27:08Day one.
00:27:15I don't need anyone causing trouble.
00:27:17Then you just got to kill something.
00:27:19Hmm.
00:27:20Next thing is a cook.
00:27:22I've got a name.
00:27:23And it's a boy's name, too.
00:27:25Ling, how about Ling?
00:27:26I'd kill myself.
00:27:27Mu Shu.
00:27:28Mu Shu?
00:27:29No.
00:27:30Then what is it?
00:27:31Ping. Ping.
00:27:33Fa Zhu.
00:27:34The Fa Zhu?
00:27:35I didn't know Fa Zhu.
00:27:37I can see why.
00:27:38The boy's an absolute lunatic.
00:27:41And tomorrow, the real work begins.
00:27:52All right, rise and shine, sleeping beauty.
00:27:55Come on, hop, hop, hop.
00:27:56It's happy to see you.
00:27:59Hey, get out of there.
00:28:00You're going to make people sick.
00:28:01I don't want to cut your other kid's butt.
00:28:03Don't talk with your mouth full.
00:28:04Now, let's see your war face.
00:28:06Now, get out there and make me proud.
00:28:10What do you mean, this little baby ought to destroy people?
00:28:16Funny.
00:28:19Looks like our new prince...
00:28:21Soldiers!
00:28:26To me.
00:28:28Tough guy.
00:28:30Yo.
00:28:32I'll get that arrow, pretty boy.
00:28:35And I'll do it with my...
00:28:37This represents discipline.
00:28:39Come on.
00:29:09Haven't got a clue
00:29:12Somehow I'll make it
00:29:15I thought you knew me
00:29:17Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gin
00:29:20You must be stiff as a coursing river
00:29:24With all dark side of the moon
00:29:30Heed my every order
00:29:33And you might get through
00:29:37How could I make amends
00:29:41With all the force of a great typhoon
00:29:45How could you be so mean
00:29:49You must be swift as a fire
00:29:51Mysterious as the dark fire
00:29:55What do you see?
00:30:05Sulfur. From cannons.
00:30:08This doll came from a village way to the emperor.
00:30:11It's through that pass.
00:30:13Besides...
00:30:17Hey, oh, hey, howdy. Hey, no, this is myself.
00:30:20I kind of like that corn chip smell.
00:30:25Watch, Mooshu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits.
00:30:29Hygiene.
00:30:37Hey, pig!
00:30:39Oh, four. So let's start over.
00:30:43Hi, I'm rock.
00:30:46And there's nothing you girls can do about it.
00:30:49Oh, yeah. Close our eyes and...
00:30:52around come on don't be such a you owe me big i never want to see it you think your troops are
00:31:07ready to fight once the general reads my report your troops will never see captain the general
00:31:15may be your father but i am the emperor's council hey i'll hold him and you punch
00:31:26i saw that what
00:31:31i think it's time we took this war into our own hands
00:31:39would mean a lot if you come and back us up that's great except you forgot and since we're
00:31:43of course that's better much better let's go insubordinate ruffians you men owe me
00:31:55what's the matter you've never seen a black and white before
00:31:59there's no time for stupid questions i should have your hat for that
00:32:02snatch it right off your head urgent news from the general
00:32:06we're needed at the front pack your bags quickly feel a lot like cattle
00:32:16that's what i said a girl worth fighting adore my battle scars i couldn't care less
00:32:23what
00:32:48move out but you can't just
00:32:53do
00:33:02how is this close it's close to impressing the ants
00:33:08all right i should never have you know you just gotta gotta learn to let these things go
00:33:16so when i looked in the mirror i'd see someone worthwhile
00:33:24i can see you look you look so pretty
00:33:31you risked your life to help people you love i risked your life to help myself
00:33:38and what are you
00:33:43you are unlucky
00:33:45where is she now she's done it what a mess that is enough
00:33:53i've heard a soldier deceived your commanding officer dishonored the
00:34:14the baby is all grown up and saving china
00:34:19council what but there are no castle puss with all due respect your excellency
00:34:29i think i've been and this so the world will know what you have
00:34:40um you you fight good
00:34:44good
00:34:47khan let's go home bloom's university is the most rare and beautiful of all
00:35:04mother i brought you the sword of shan yu
00:35:07and
00:35:23thank you uh you forgot your helmet well actually it's a dinner would be great
00:35:37you know she gets it from my side of the family
00:35:58now all of china knows you're here
00:36:00your majesty the hunt defences around your palace immediately no send your troops to
00:36:13procruise as possible forgive me your majesty but i believe my troops can stop
00:36:21quiet and in your punctual
00:36:26okay the smartest doggy in the world come on smart boy can you help me with my chores
00:36:43impress the matchmaker today
00:36:48oh
00:36:53you should already be in town we are counting on you to uphold the family i'm going to pray some
00:37:00more all days to be late i should have prayed to the ancestors for luck how lucky
00:37:11grandma no
00:37:13oh
00:37:16yep this crickets
00:37:19what mama i had none of your excuses i've seen worse
00:37:25you're gonna turn this sow's ear right crimson polish till you glow with pride trust my recipe
00:37:33we'll need more luck than i thought wait and see
00:37:42with good taste obedient to work fast-paced
00:37:47hood
00:37:58a pendant for balance
00:38:17money to achieve
00:38:24speaking without permission oops too skinny
00:38:31now recite the final admonition
00:38:37before you snack act this shall bring you honor and glory
00:38:42now pour the time you must also be poised but i just take that back for a moment
00:39:07you will never bring your family honor
00:39:11i or a perfect daughter can it be i were truly to be myself
00:39:31but where's that girl i see staring i don't know
00:39:41hide when will my reflection
00:39:46when will my reflection show
00:39:57my my what beautiful looms it will be the most beautiful
00:40:16the emperor one man from every family must serve in the imperial the far family no
00:40:30i'm ready well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence
00:40:36the true family
00:40:40so
00:40:47so
00:41:04you shouldn't have i will die doing what's right but i know my place it is
00:41:16so
00:41:47so
00:41:57mulan is gone what
00:42:05be killed if i reveal her she will be ancestors hear our prayer
00:42:17so
00:42:19awaiting
00:42:26and let me say something anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family
00:42:32protect the family and you one family reunion coming right up okay people people look alive
00:42:40i knew it i knew it that mulan was a troublemaker from the traditional values will disintegrate
00:42:46not to mention they'll lose the farm my children never caused
00:42:51let a guardian bring her back yes okay okay i'll get the jif i'll go
00:42:59that proved no point you had your chance to protect the far family your misguidance
00:43:05what what i'm a real dragon you are not worthy of this spot
00:43:10just one chance is that too much to ask i mean it's not like it a kid don't get her go on come on
00:43:17oh man they're gonna kill me ready oh wait stone dragon good morning i will go forth and
00:43:33fetch don't worry about it i will not lose faith what i'm doomed and all cause miss man
00:43:42decides to take a little drag i have to bring her home with a medal to get back in the temple
00:43:47wait a minute that's it hey what makes you think you're coming you're lucky
00:44:03uh imperial
00:44:11shan you the emperor will stop you stop me he invited
00:44:20go tell your emperor to send his strongest arm one
00:44:25of them do you have a sword i have one too they're very manly and it's going to take a
00:44:34miracle to get me into the army did i hear someone ask for i have been sent by your ancestors
00:44:41to capture through your masquerade who are you who am i who am i oh pretty hot huh
00:44:51gun not lizard i don't do that tongue thing
00:44:58you're right down bessie my powers are beyond your mortal imagination make a note of this
00:45:04dishonor on you dishonor on your cow stop all right okie dokie let's get this show on the road
00:45:11tricky get the bags let's chest high feet apart head up and strut
00:45:16one two three and now you're gonna have to act just like them so pay attention
00:45:21look this tattoo with this it's all attitude be tough like this guy here
00:45:27come on the behind they like that
00:45:30whoa i'm gonna hit you
00:45:33oh
00:45:52the main troops up to the tongue shall pass and stop shan you before he destroys the troops
00:45:58when chief who believes you're ready you will join us captain us extensive knowledge of training
00:46:04techniques an impressive military linear very good then we'll toast china's victory at the imperial
00:46:11city leader of china's
00:46:29day one
00:46:35i don't need anyone causing trouble and you just gotta kill something
00:46:40next thing i've got a name and it's a boy's name too ling how about ling
00:46:46yes i killed myself mu shu mu shu no then what is it ping ping
00:46:53fa zhu the fa zhu i didn't know fa zhu i can see why the boy's an absolute lunatic
00:47:01and tomorrow the real work begins
00:47:13all right rise and shine sleeping beauty come on hop hop hop it's happy to see you
00:47:18hey get out of there you're gonna make people sick don't want to kick the other
00:47:22kid's butt don't talk with your mouth full now let's see your war face now get out there and
00:47:27make me proud what do you mean this little baby off to destroy people
00:47:40looks like our new prince soldiers
00:47:42is to me tough guy yo i'll get that arrow pretty boy and i'll do it with my this represents
00:47:59discipline
00:48:14let's get down to
00:48:16and i ask for sons you'll make a man out of you
00:48:27once you find your center haven't got a clue somehow i'll make those will do me
00:48:37boy was i a fool in school for cutting gin
00:48:57how could i make a man
00:49:07do
00:49:24what do you see sulfur from cannons this doll came from a village way to the emperor
00:49:31is through that pass besides
00:49:38hey hey no this is myself i kind of like that corn chip smell
00:49:45uh watch mushu while i blow our secret with my stupid girly habits hygiene
00:49:51hi
00:49:57hey
00:50:01let's start over hi i'm a rock and there's nothing you girls can do about it oh yeah
00:50:10close our eyes and swim around come on don't be such a
00:50:20you owe me big i never want to see it you think your troops are ready to fight
00:50:30once the general reads my report your troops will never see captain the general may be your father
00:50:37but i am the emperor's council hey i'll hold him and you punch
00:50:43i saw that what
00:50:51i think it's time we took this war into our own name
00:50:59would mean a lot if you come and back us up that's great except you forgot and since we're out of
00:51:05that's better much better let's go
00:51:10insubordinate ruffians you men owe me what's the matter you've never seen a black and white before
00:51:19there's no time for stupid questions i should have your hat for that
00:51:23snatch it right off your head urgent news from the general we're needed at the front
00:51:28pack your bags quick you feel a lot like cattle
00:51:36that's what i said a girl worth fighting adore my battle scars i couldn't care less
00:51:44what
00:51:54i'm a major find uh how about a girl who's he thinks he's such a lady killer
00:52:14so
00:52:44so
00:53:02the huns are moving quickly
00:53:14so
00:53:26get out of range
00:53:44so
00:54:05aim the cannon at shot you
00:54:06hey
00:54:19quickly
00:54:36ah
00:55:00do you see them
00:55:01them
00:55:17i knew we could do it you the man well sort of you are the craziest man i've ever met
00:55:31oh
00:55:48i knew there was something wrong with you a woman
00:55:51hi i didn't mean for it to go this far ultimate dishonor
00:56:01so
00:56:08move out but you can't just
00:56:32you know you just gotta learn to let these things go
00:56:36it's okay i'd see someone worthwhile
00:56:46i can see you like you see you're so pretty
00:56:51you risk your life to help people you're not and i risked your life to help myself
00:56:58hey what are you a sheep
00:57:20so
00:57:35no like daisies are we in this together
00:57:51so
00:57:55go home
00:57:59saying ice is when i come back you said you trust me why is mulan i know they're here
00:58:10someone who will believe me
00:58:20um
00:58:37father would have been very proud
00:58:50uh
00:58:58i've got an idea
00:59:17your walls and armies have fallen okay any questions
00:59:28that's what i call mandarin barbecue
00:59:39no matter how the wind howls mountain cannot bow to it
00:59:46so
00:59:50no
01:00:06you took away my victory no
01:00:17way ahead of you
01:00:24who are you your worst nightmare
01:00:37not quite
01:00:47you are a lucky life where is she now she's done it what a mess that is enough
01:01:07i've heard a soldier deceived your commanding officer dishonored the
01:01:17army
01:01:23the baby is all grown up and saving china what
01:01:32there are no castle pussy with all due respect your excellency i think i've been and this
01:01:40so the world will know what you have
01:01:48um you you fight good
01:01:52good
01:01:56khan let's go home loons and adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all
01:02:12mother i brought you the sword of shan yu
01:02:17and the great
01:02:27does famulan live here
01:02:32thank you uh you forgot your helmet well actually it's a dinner would be great
01:02:48my side of the family
01:02:53thanks
01:02:55back
01:03:15if you believe in me
01:03:24and
01:03:42all the world around
01:03:55me
01:03:55look at me every day it's as if i believe
01:04:01but i cannot
01:04:14in a world where i
01:04:25is
01:04:44how we
01:04:54is
01:05:25so
01:05:45you