Komedy With Akki Episode 1
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00:00You
00:11Namaskar
00:13Gaseho
00:14Mere pyaare bhaiyon aur Hrithik Roshan ki baino. Hey babies and to all the Babas
00:19Aankhe kholo aankhe kholo kyunki waqt hamara hai. Dil toh pagal hai. Lekin mai ajnabi nahi hoon. Mai hoon aapka apna aaki
00:26Toh bina kisi hera pheri ke apni dhadkan aur apna dimaag chalayiye. Kyunki ab aapke mood ko air lift karne ke liye
00:33Mai aagaya hoon. Lekar ek house full aur garam masala se bhara show
00:38Comedy with Akki. Ghar bete talik bhajao.
00:42Iss show ko aap Chandni Chowk se China tak dekh sakte hain. With family. Aur iss show mein din mein taare aur raat mein sitaare dikhai denge.
00:52Haan. Kab bulaya tha maine? Sir, 5 baje bulaya tha. Aagaya main.
00:57Aabe maine subhe ke 5 baje bulaya tha. Shyaam ke 5 baje gaye. Aapke jaise student honge toh meri academy band ho jayegi.
01:05Koi baat nahi. Ab jo maine kal sikhaya tha, wo karke batao.
01:08Guess.
01:14Yeh kya Mithun Dagdara ka cobra post kar rahe ho?
01:17Aabe main kya sikhaya tha?
01:21Dekh aage champion. Welcome Kartik ji, kaise hain aap?
01:24Thank you, main badiya hoon. Main badiya hoon.
01:26Humari karate ki comedy class mein aapka swagat hai.
01:28Ji. Karate ki comedy? Karate comedy kaise mix kiya?
01:33Karate ki comedy hoti hai. Jaise aap Chandu champion hai, humari Chanda champion. Inki karate mein comedy hoti hai.
01:40Main aapko batata hoon kaise.
01:41Kaise?
01:42Aap wo karke batao jo maine aapko kal sikhaya tha karate mein. Come on. Yes. Haan karo. Haan saas lo thodi.
01:52Aabe yeh kya kar. Kathakali kar raha hai kya?
01:56Hello. Peeche. Peeche. Yeh galat ho gaya thoda. Main doosra batata hoon.
02:03Sir ko ache se kick maar ke batao. Kick. Jo maine sikhaya tha. Karate wala kick. Okay?
02:09Haan. Over acting me. Chalo.
02:13Chalo.
02:20Kya hua? Phat gayi? Yeh comedy hoti hai. Aap jao. Sale kya na? Kal aao.
02:26Okay sir.
02:28Kartik ji. Ji. Comedy vita ki. Ji. Isme aapka swagat hai. Thank you. Thank you.
02:33Humne Chandu champion trailer mein dekha bhi aapne kamal ka kaam kiya hai. Amazing trailer aur film aa chuki hai.
02:39Thank you. Sabko maza aa raha hai. Thank you. Thank you. Ab main aap se ek aisa sawal puchunga.
02:43Maza aa jayega jawab dene mein. Main bhi ek baar dekh loon. Sunao.
02:50Dhond lo. Dhond lo.
02:52Chote the tab humne suna tha. Chandu ki chacha ne Chandu ki chachi ko Chandni raat mein Chandni chowk se Chandni ke chamas se chutney chatai.
02:59Haan. Toh kya yeh wo Chandu hai jo bada ho gaya hai aur champion ban gaya hai?
03:04Nahi yeh wala Chandu nahi hai. Yeh doosra Chandu. Yeh doosra Chandu.
03:07Is Chandu ke baare mein aap kuch bataiye? Yeh actual mein toh true story hai jis pe based hai.
03:11Jo Muralikant Petkar ji pe based hai. Aur unki kahani from matlab a small town boy aur jino ne ek sapna dekha tha
03:20kuch kar dikhane ka, kuch hasil karne ka apni life mein. Aur wo kis tarike se us sapne ko pura karte hai.
03:26Wo unka Chandu se champion banne ki journey ki kahani hai. Chandu champion.
03:31Aur unko Padma Shri award se bhi nawala gaye hai. Toh kya aapko yeh mauka saubagye mila unse milne ka personally?
03:38Haan ji mila bilkul mila. Toh wo ek alag ek experience tha because jis kisam ki energy unmein,
03:45jis kisam ki positivity ek wo lekar chalte hain apne saath. Wo bahot unreal hai.
03:50Humne suna hai ki Chandu champion ke baad aap kaam karne dheere dheere bant karne hai.
03:56Kya yeh sach hai? Kyuki saari filmon ka kaam toh aapne isi mein kar liya.
03:59Kushti bhi karli, boxing bhi karli, swimming bhi karli, saari cheezein karli aur uske baad aap border pe bhi chale gaye.
04:06Toh aesa lag raha Sultan, Dangal aur Border hum ek saath dikh rahe hain.
04:09Hum jitna kaam chaar filmon mein karte hain, aapne ek film mein ghuset diya hai.
04:16Yeh unki story mein yeh itna sab kuch tha. Humne koi bhi cheez ko aesa bhi fictionalize nahi kiya ki wo ek
04:23aesi story, kuch naisi story, spin lekar aage nahi.
04:26Wo saari moments jo aapne abhi tak trailer pe dekhe hain ya film mein dekh rahe hain, wo unke life mein hui hain.
04:31And I used to feel ki yeh, yeh actually mein bahot saari film mein ek saath agar ho rahi hoti,
04:38toh yeh main alag alag shayad se yeh genres mein jaa raha hota.
04:40Lekin yeh ek hi multi genre film, jisme itni saari cheezein karne ka mauka mila.
04:45Toh, matlab mein rest lena chahunga thoda sa.
04:49Lekin kaam karna toh nahi chalunga.
04:51Bhagwan karein, is film mein aapko itna paisa mile ki aap thodi dehr ke liye rest karne.
04:55Matlab sports film bhi nahi, mujhe actually lag raha tha ki,
04:58main actually mein kahin pe training kar raha hoon ki olympic ki tayari chal rahi hoon.
05:04Film ki film, olympic ka olympic, training ki training.
05:07Main lekin mujhe bahot respect bad gayi sab humare saare, sab sab jo bhi represent karte hai India ko athletes.
05:13Because jis tariqe ki training ya jis tariqe ki maine toh uska kuch percent hi isme kiya tha,
05:19woh round the year.
05:20Actually mein aur jo karte hai.
05:21Haan, itne time se woh karte rahe the.
05:23Toh hats off to all of them because it takes so much out of you, aapka.
05:28Main zoned in tha for exactly for around two years.
05:32Ki main nahi khaana bhi same hi poore do saal tak, wohi khaana sobha, dupair, shaam, raat.
05:37Woh overall mera bas ek hi plan chalta tha aur nahi koi bahar jaa raha hoon, nahi kuch.
05:42Early to bed, early to rise.
05:45Toh bas yehi poora ek routine chala hai, which I'm glad that this film came to me.
05:51And yeh sab hua.
05:52Humne suna ki training ke dauran, yeh urti-urti khabar aayi hai, ki aapne shakkar khaana chini chhod diya tha.
05:58Is it true?
05:59Chhoda toh kitne time ke liye?
06:01Aur usse kya fayada hua?
06:02Usse bahot fayada hua.
06:03Shuru-shuru mein toh withdrawal symptom bhi aati tha, ki kaise chhodo.
06:07Lekin dheere-dheere eventually I got used to it.
06:10Aur finally matlab haan, main fir sugar ikdum hi band kar diye.
06:14Aur fir toh woh der-saal tak khayi.
06:16Der-saal?
06:17Haan.
06:18Humne 6 maine ka, kisne diya 6 maine ka khabar?
06:21Der-saal hai.
06:22Haan, toh woh der-ek saal tak humne...
06:24Bilkul kuch sugar nahi.
06:26Bilkul sugar nahi khayi.
06:27Toh kya fayada hua?
06:28Aapke andar se personality...
06:30In fact, mujhe bahot energetic lagta hai.
06:32Aur, matlab mujhe actually lagta hai ki hume yeh exercise aur diet, yeh dono cheezein bahot zaruri hai.
06:40For a very healthy living.
06:42Toh shakkar chhod dena chahiye sabko.
06:45Matlab haan, mere...
06:47Toh dosto, agar aap healthy rehna chahate hain, aise fit hona chahate hain, toh shakkar chhod dijiye, gud khayiye.
06:55Jaggery bol raha hoon.
07:00Toh ek aur...
07:02Ek aur sawal bherte maa.
07:05Bollywood mein, zyadatar ladko ko troll kiya jaata hai.
07:09Actors ko, male actors ko troll hota hai.
07:12Lekin aapne yeh naya system chalaya, Pyaar Ka Punch naawa se.
07:15Aapne, ladkiyon pe bade-bade monologue likhe, aur usko bhi aapne perform kiya.
07:19Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety mein bhi aapne aisa kaam kiya.
07:24Toh is film ki trailer mein, aapne wo nahi kiya, aapki demand nahi chali, ya budget kam tha?
07:30Nahi, budget teek tak tha, is film ki demand nahi thi wo.
07:33Demand?
07:34Haan, is film mein chahiye nahi tha, na character wo wali cheezon mein, itna interested nahi tha.
07:40Mujhe Priyadarshan bahut pasand hai, kamal ke director hai.
07:43Rohit Sharma bahut kamal ke director hai.
07:46Rohit Shetty na?
07:47Rohit Shetty, Sharma toh cricketer hai.
07:50Rohit Shetty bahut kamal ke director hai.
07:52Maasi film banate hai, Kabir Khan ke saath...
07:54Aapne phir Rohit Sharma bol raha hoon.
07:56Rohit Shetty.
07:57Haan, Rohit Shetty.
07:58Rohit Shetty.
07:59Rohit Shetty.
08:00Rohit Shetty bade kamal ke director hai.
08:02Haan.
08:03Unke saath, Kabir Khan ke saath kaam karke aapko kaisa laga?
08:06Kabir sir ke saath kaam karke mujhe bahut acha laga.
08:09Infact, main bas lucky maanta hoon apne aapko, ki mujhe aisa film maker mila, aisi film ke liye
08:14aur jis tariqe se unhone ek ek choti choti cheez ke liye mujhe pareshan bhi kiya,
08:19mujhe jaan mujh ke aur push bhi kiya.
08:22Ki he was the one juhne, actually main mera pura har cheez mein,
08:26ek principal, ek teacher ki tarah mere peechhe padhe rahe hai.
08:28I think, jis tariqe se unhone kiya hai, wo main unko bahut thank karna chahata hoon iske liye.
08:34Aur mujhe toh, main toh bas bahut ye hi chahata hoon, ki bas unke saath filme karta rahoon, karta rahoon.
08:40Wow, very nice.
08:41Aapke crore of fans hain.
08:42Ji.
08:43Aapko bhi bahut messages aate honge.
08:45Ji.
08:46Toh, hamare paas bhi kuch message aaye, jinn ko pata chala ki aap aane wale hain.
08:49Accha.
08:50Hamare sawal poosh lena.
08:51Aise hota hai na, hamare yeh poosh lena.
08:53Kartik se yeh poosh lena.
08:54Aise hota hai na.
08:55Karte hain, ladki.
08:57Toh, ek hamare paas aaya hai, Timbuktu ek jagah hai.
09:01Aap toh jaate rahte hain.
09:05Timbuktu se Mr. Dhanapani aap se pooshna chahate hain.
09:08Sahi mein?
09:09Sahi, sahi hai.
09:12Timbuktu se Mr. Dhanapani pooshna chahate hain, ki sir, mujhe unko sutro se pata chala hai ki aap aapke baalo ke liye bade possessive hain.
09:20Bahut touchy hain aap, toh kisi ko touch nahi karne dete hain.
09:23Lekin film ke dauran, baalo pe jo experiment hua, wo experience kaisa raha?
09:28Hoda sa touchy rehta hoon, baalo ko lekar ki wo.
09:31Lekin, jab film me zarurat hoti hai, toh phir koi bhi cheez ke liye touchy nahi rehta.
09:35So, I think wo phir baal ho, ya gardhan bolne wala tha, wo zyada ho jata hai.
09:41Lekin, baalo ke liye touchy rehna koi zarurat nahi hai.
09:44Wo baal toh kya hai, ghar ki kheti hai, wapas sukh jayegi.
09:47Wapas sukh jayegi.
09:48Jab itna training kiya hai, derdh saal chini nahi khaya hai.
09:51Aur grodh badh gaye hai.
09:57Ek aur aapki fan hain, prashansak hain.
09:59Miss Jhamkudi from Bhavnagar.
10:02Jhamkudi?
10:03Jhamkudi unka naam hai.
10:04Ramkudi, Jhamkudi aisa.
10:06Unka naam hai yeh.
10:07Basically, first name.
10:09First name hai?
10:10First name.
10:11And she is from Bhavnagar.
10:12Bhavnagar?
10:13Bhavnagar, Gujarat.
10:14Bhavnagar ke gaathiyan aapne famous hote hain.
10:16Jhamak ke gaathiyan.
10:18Unhone aapse puchha hai ki, Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety mein,
10:22aapne apne best friend ki shaadi rukwa diti hai.
10:25Toh unka yeh sawal hai ki unka,
10:27ki mujhe bhi apne husband ki shaadi rukwa nahi hai,
10:30apne husband ki shaadi rukwa nahi hai,
10:31jo ki unhi se ho rahi hai.
10:33Lekin, unko apne best friend se pyaar hai.
10:36Toh kaise kar sak?
10:38Yeh acha hai, unhone idea diya hai,
10:39Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety 2, part 2 ka.
10:42Hai, hai.
10:43So, usme hum use karenge.
10:45Jo inki kahaani mein hoga, yeh bata de.
10:47Toh aage ki kahaani usme le lege.
10:49Thoda, thoda humare writer ko bhi kuch de.
10:51Usne lega na.
10:54Yeh jhamkudi.
10:55Toh iska, iska koi aisa saadan,
10:57kisi ki shaadi agar rukwa nahi hai,
10:59toh koi idea hai aapke paas.
11:00Kisi ko kisi se pyaar ho,
11:02lekin shaadi kisi ke saath ho rahi hai.
11:04Haan.
11:05Ke aisa ho sakta hai?
11:06Yeh nahi hona chahiye?
11:07Bata, hota, hota toh hoga,
11:09meri toh shaadi nahi ho toh mujhe nahi pata hai.
11:11Lekin agar,
11:12shaadi bahut important decision hai,
11:14agar wo abhi already bol rahi hai.
11:16Ki mujhe yeh best friend se pyaar hai.
11:18Aur mujhe yeh apne husband toh nahi hua na,
11:21abhi toh shaadi ho rahi hai.
11:22Hone wale husband.
11:23Toh phir toh obviously,
11:24yeh toh simple baat hai.
11:25Jisse pyaar hai,
11:26tu nahi yeh aaja.
11:28Tu nahi, matlab tu aaja,
11:30yeh toh nahi hai.
11:32Film mein humne dekha ki,
11:33aap bahut bahadur hai,
11:35needer hai,
11:36aapka jo character hai.
11:37Lekin,
11:38plane mein jaane se aap dharte hai,
11:40aur ek scene mein,
11:42ek gaane mein,
11:43koi kaise pe khade hoke,
11:44cheeyan cheeyan khar rahe hain.
11:47Toh basically,
11:48yeh unki kahaani mein,
11:49actually mein hua tha.
11:50Murli sir ki kahaani mein,
11:52aur unko bahut dhar lagta tha.
11:54Toh first time,
11:56jab wo bethe the,
11:57yeh exact sequence,
11:59unhone saari cheeze batai thi.
12:01Toh wo exact waisa ka waisa,
12:03ispe rakha gaya.
12:04And pehla hamara bhi yeh,
12:06sawal tha ki,
12:08train wala,
12:09hala ki,
12:10fictional hai.
12:12Plane wala unke.
12:13Wo plane pe nahi naachate.
12:14Plane pe nahi naachate.
12:15Right.
12:16Ki upar chalke.
12:18Aapke film ek bahuti,
12:20badiya,
12:21bahuti catchy,
12:22number hai,
12:23bahut badiya gaana hai,
12:24jo motivate kar raha hai logon ko,
12:25Satyanash.
12:26Yeh wala motivate kar raha hai?
12:27Yes.
12:31Toh mera sawal yeh hai,
12:32ki aapki life mein,
12:33aisa koi moment aaya hai,
12:35jahaan par aapko laga,
12:36Satyanash,
12:37kaam kharab ho gaya,
12:38Satyanash ho gaya.
12:39Bahut hote hain.
12:40Jaise koi?
12:41Koi nahi,
12:42audition mein reject ho gaya,
12:43toh kaam kharab ho gaya,
12:44Satyanash ho gaya,
12:45ya phir,
12:46isme actually na,
12:47bahut saare aise videos,
12:48ban gaye the,
12:49humne Satyanash mein,
12:50aise nahi socha tha ki,
12:51gaane pe itne saare,
12:52iske intonation ban jayenge,
12:54ki koi bhi cheez ho rahi thi,
12:55infact main matches mein,
12:56bahut dekh raha tha ki,
12:57koi team,
12:58dusri team se jeet gayi,
12:59toh pura...
13:00Satyanash.
13:01Hari bhi team bol rahi hai,
13:03usme gaana laga ho hai,
13:04Satyanash aaya hai,
13:05Satyanash.
13:07So I think,
13:08wo sab bahut ho raha tha,
13:09aur,
13:10I think yeh,
13:11aaj kal toh,
13:12kyuki cricket ka mahal hai,
13:13toh usme sabse zyada,
13:14Abhi World Cup bhi.
13:15I hope,
13:16hamari team ke liye,
13:17hume bilkul bhi nahi,
13:18karna pade hai,
13:19hamari team ke liye,
13:20hum tu hai champion,
13:21kar lenge,
13:22toh tu hai champion,
13:23unke liye bolenge,
13:24dusri teams ke liye,
13:25haan bol sakte,
13:26ki haan.
13:27Dusri team ke liye?
13:28Satyanash.
13:29Satyanash.
13:30Pehle hi chala lenge gaane?
13:31Haan,
13:32pehle hi chala lenge.
13:34Ab,
13:35iss,
13:36conversation ka,
13:37iss show ka,
13:38sabse difficult part aa raha hai.
13:39Chitne bhi darshak,
13:40hum ek ghar pe dekh raha hai,
13:42iss ko seriously leechiye.
13:44Comedy show mein,
13:45hum yeh ek,
13:46serious segment lekar aaye hain.
13:47Don't try this at home,
13:49jaan bhi jaa sakti hai.
13:51Be careful.
13:52Yeh,
13:53normally stuntmen perform karte hain,
13:54lekin aaj,
13:55unhone bhi mana kar diya.
13:56Hum nahi karenge,
13:57hum.
13:58Maine ka koi baat nahi,
13:59hum dono karenge.
14:00Aapne film mein,
14:01kamal ki boxing ki hai,
14:02aaj bhi hogi.
14:03Aap apna haath le,
14:04aise kijiye,
14:05haath aise kijiye.
14:06Aaj hoga,
14:07thumb boxing.
14:12Bada kamal ka game,
14:13furti chahiye.
14:16Angutha dabaana hai.
14:18Dekhte hain,
14:19kaun dabaana?
14:20Angutha se,
14:21angutha dabaana.
14:22Yeh,
14:23yeh aisa,
14:24aapne khela rahega,
14:25bachpan mein.
14:27Yeh,
14:28yeh aapne dabaana hai.
14:31Nahi,
14:32sachhi,
14:33kasam se,
14:34log angutha chhaap hota hai,
14:35lekin yeh toh
14:36angutha baap nikle.
14:40Thank you.
14:41Very good.
14:42Bahot badiya kiya hai aapne.
14:43Angutha,
14:44yeh kaisa laga aapko yeh game?
14:45Yeh,
14:46aisa hai?
14:47Nahi,
14:48bahot touchy game laga.
14:49Oops.
14:50Like,
14:51aur,
14:52bahot di,
14:53maine nahi socha tha ki yeh
14:54thumb game.
14:55Is level ko toh nahi socha tha.
14:56Hum bahot creative log hai.
14:58Accha,
14:59accha creation tha yeh.
15:00Maine practice ki hai isko.
15:02Bahot,
15:03bahot khela hai.
15:04Kis ke saath?
15:05Angutho ke saath.
15:10Aapne shurwaati daur mein kaha,
15:11is interview ke shurwaat mein ki,
15:13diet ka bada role hota hai.
15:15Jaise aapne kaha ki,
15:16humne kashrat bhi bahot ki,
15:17sugar khana aapne chhod diya,
15:19phir aapne roti khani chhod di,
15:20chawal khane chhod diye,
15:21ghee.
15:23Haan.
15:24Toh,
15:25let's talk about,
15:27balanced diet.
15:28Main bhi apni balanced diet ke baarein
15:30batana chahata hoon aapko.
15:31If you allow.
15:32Hundred percent.
15:33Main balanced diet ke liye aap logon ko,
15:35jo ghar pe baithe log hai,
15:36unko kehna chahata hoon.
15:38Balanced banana chahiye aapko,
15:39sabse pehle aapko ek haath mein pizza lena hai,
15:42ek haath mein burger lena hai,
15:43aur burger ke saath make sure,
15:45french fries bhi ho.
15:47Ek combination jaisa hota hai,
15:48isliye.
15:49Kombo bhi lage.
15:50Personal kisi pe nahi jaana hoon,
15:51combination ke liye.
15:53Toh aapko,
15:54ek haath mein pizza,
15:55ek haath mein burger,
15:56aur french fries pizza,
15:57aapko balance karna hai.
15:58Kahaan bhaar zyada aa raha hai bhai?
16:01Balance ki aapne,
16:02balance ke balance hai.
16:03Aadhe ghante tak aapko balance karna hai.
16:05Uske baad mein,
16:06saamne oats padhe hongi,
16:07wo khana hai.
16:09Yeh balance hai,
16:10wo diet hai.
16:12Yeh balanced diet ka pandha hai.
16:14Kartik ji,
16:15jaate jaate,
16:16hum kya hai ki,
16:17ek,
16:18ek aap,
16:19agar,
16:20our movie terakh hum ja rice hai,
16:21bada maza hai aap se baat karke,
16:22aur,
16:24aap aisaf filme banate rahiye,
16:25entertainment karte rahiye,
16:26Thank you,
16:27Thank you so much,
16:28jaate jaate,
16:29ek karate ka pose hai,
16:30wo humko karna hai,
16:31aur uske saath mein humne,
16:34par ki,
16:35body ke saath mind bhi relax ho,
16:37yeh pose hai,
16:38yeh pose yeh pose.
16:39Yeh yeh.
16:40Yeh aaya,
16:41yeh.
16:42Aapko andar,
16:43andar se,
16:44emotion ko nikaalna hai,
16:45yeh karna hai.
16:46fabrication,
16:47creation,
16:49I'll do it, you get the emotion.