All Keys Donghua
  • 4 months ago
After making a trip to the fantastical realm, Jiang Beichen unintentionally acquired the most potent teaching method and founded the "Immortal Sect." He was forced to rely on robbing the children of destiny in the early going in order to elevate the group. He has to pose as a master and trick a bunch of gifted pupils who look up to him every day. Jiang Beichen gradually realized that his little cult had evolved into the most prominent covert sect!
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00:00You
00:30Who is it?
00:32What are you doing?
00:34You are Xu Changsheng!
00:36Do we know each other?
00:38Let's fight!
00:44Junior!
00:46Your reputation has been spread to Tianjian Prefecture!
00:48Why not?
00:56Look at this!
00:58Look!
01:00They have Junior's portrait!
01:02And the wanted poster!
01:04So ugly!
01:06I see.
01:08What's going on?
01:10Junior, look at these clothes.
01:12They are from Tianjian Prefecture.
01:14Do you understand now?
01:18I don't understand.
01:20Xu Changming, who took your supreme valley,
01:22is the son of Tianjian Prefecture.
01:24So?
01:26So,
01:28they came to you for revenge
01:30because you killed their superior.
01:32Let's do it first.
01:34Good idea!
01:36No, no, no.
01:38We should play it by ear.
01:40Senior, you have a good idea!
01:42Junior, what are you doing?
01:54What are you doing here?
01:56We caught a wanted criminal
01:58from Tianjian Prefecture
02:00and came to hand him over.
02:02Xu Changsheng!
02:04You caught Xu Changsheng?
02:06Damn it!
02:08The tiger fell and the sheep were abandoned!
02:10Come on!
02:12Take this criminal to the prison!
02:16Thank you for your help.
02:18We have one more thing to do.
02:20Please go ahead.
02:22We...
02:24Actually, we have admired Tianjian Prefecture for a long time.
02:26We came here for revenge.
02:28Good!
02:30You have a good taste!
02:32Please come in.
02:34You came a long way
02:36and did such a great job for Tianjian Prefecture.
02:38Please allow me to drink
02:40and welcome you.
02:42Okay, okay.
02:44Senior,
02:46don't talk nonsense later.
02:48Let me get the information.
02:50You don't read much.
02:52Watch your mouth.
02:54You are so thoughtful.
02:58It's my great honor
03:00to have you here.
03:02Come on.
03:04Cheers!
03:08Senior,
03:10I have something to ask you.
03:12What do you want to ask?
03:14Just say it.
03:16Senior,
03:18I don't know what to say.
03:22You are new to Tianjian Prefecture,
03:24so...
03:26Don't worry.
03:28Since you came to Tianjian Prefecture,
03:30it's like coming back home.
03:34That's too close.
03:36Tianjian Prefecture has a rich history
03:38and many talented people.
03:40We have many businesses.
03:42We even have shares
03:44in the timber industry.
03:46That's what I want to ask.
03:48However,
03:50although Tianjian Prefecture has everything,
03:52it lacks
03:54a beautiful girl
03:56like Luo Li.
04:00You said beautiful twice.
04:02That's right.
04:04When I see her,
04:06I feel like
04:08there is no such beautiful girl in the world.
04:10Senior, you are a wonderful man.
04:12Damn it.
04:14Damn it.
04:16I think
04:18Luo Li is beautiful
04:20and elegant.
04:22I feel like
04:24I've seen her before.
04:26Senior, please behave yourself.
04:28Or I'll kill them.
04:30Nowadays,
04:32I'm afraid
04:34only that Xuan girl
04:36can get along with Luo Li.
04:40Have you seen Xuan girl's father?
04:42No.
04:44Xuan girl's father
04:46can't be seen by us.
04:48However,
04:50we have her handkerchief.
04:52You are her followers.
04:54What are you talking about?
04:56Is it a man
04:58who doesn't care about her?
05:00Do you know
05:02what Xuan girl's father
05:04likes the most?
05:06Well,
05:08I really don't know.
05:10But I know.
05:12I'd like to hear it.
05:14Senior, please tell me.
05:16Oh, it's been a long time.
05:18Why does he make me feel
05:20a little uncomfortable?
05:22I'll tell you
05:24about it.
05:26Xuan girl's father, Wu Xuan Yue,
05:28likes...
05:30What?
05:32Chickens.
05:34Because
05:36they look like chickens.
05:38Is it because
05:40they are noisy?
05:42Senior, please tell me.
05:44Of course, it's because
05:46they are nice.
05:48Oh, I see.
05:50Senior Chen,
05:52we are all family.
05:54I propose a toast to you.
05:56I propose a toast to you, too.
05:58Okay.
06:00Let's get drunk today.
06:02Cheers.
06:08Senior, you still have something.
06:18Are you drunk?
06:20Don't talk nonsense.
06:24I'm not drunk.
06:26Then I'll test you.
06:28You can test me as you like.
06:30How
06:32can I enter the sword tomb?
06:34Sword tomb?
06:36It's
06:38too simple.
06:40As long as you have a sword,
06:42you can
06:44enter.
06:46Then
06:48how can I get the sword?
06:52Every Saint
06:54of the Thousand Sword Sects
06:56will send it.
07:00Senior, I got it.
07:02I got it.
07:04Junior,
07:06it's all thanks to you.
07:08No,
07:10Senior, it's all thanks to you.
07:12I shouldn't have
07:14underestimated you.
07:16Junior, get away.
07:22Junior,
07:24we are here to save you.
07:28Invaders!
07:30Wait, don't.
07:36Senior,
07:38why are you doing this?
07:40They
07:42are not bad people.
07:44They are diligent.
07:46What are you doing?
07:48It's because
07:50it's too dirty here.
07:52I suggest we do the cleaning together.
07:54Then we can work together.
07:56What
07:58is going on?
08:00They don't want to do the cleaning,
08:02so we let them sleep first.
08:04Well...