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00:00Ruffin Rowdy is back! Ruffin Rowdy 25 coming to Wheeling West Virginia. 20
00:08fights a ring girl competition and Frank we got a doozy. We've reached number 25
00:14this number the silver anniversary it's the silver showdown in Wheeling West
00:21Virginia. We got Mikey Betts going against an Abel brother. I mean if the
00:29Abels continue to lose they're gonna be the disabled brothers. We have an Abel
00:33brother going against a transgender fighter. You know he can't win I mean if
00:40he if he loses he loses to someone who's transgender if he wins he beats somebody
00:46who's transgender and he kind of looks like that's all he could be. It's one of
00:50those classic Ruffin Rowdy moments we're gonna have Dan, Dave, and Robbie on the
00:58call. Myself Nick Taranian large ringside reporting with the fighters and
01:05we have an entire stable of brand-new fighters who are hungry with a blood
01:12lust to knock one another out in that ring. Do you ever wonder if you know
01:18people go on divergent lifestyles and divergent paths? Do you know if it wasn't
01:22for Yale? J.D. Vance probably would be at Ruffin Rowdy. That's right J.D. Vance
01:27would be out there and we got a whole other swath of people who will be there.
01:31Let's get into some of these fights.
01:58So we got the regulator against Big Dog. Frank what do you see in this one?
02:04That one guy dude without his shirt on looks like he needs he needs to put some
02:08meat on those bones I mean my god he looks like he's it looks like he hasn't
02:12eaten in a while. That's the big dog. Yeah well it looks like
02:16look it looks more like a chihuahua if you ask me. We might need to give the dog a bone.
02:20I mean I don't think this fight's gonna go too well for him. The regulator looks
02:27like he's gonna be taking care of business. At least he owns a car that's
02:31huge you know what I mean following the rules and regulations of the road.
02:35Yeah the other guy looks like he's just looking for a place to live in a nice
02:38comfortable box. Maybe he'll find a place in the ring or maybe he'll get put in a
02:43box by the regulator.
02:47This is the redneck coming at you. Listen up Dylan Redneck whatever the fuck.
03:00On August 9th I'm coming to whoop on some big worm. I ain't with all the fucking
03:04theatrics and bullshit hoping to knock your dumb ass out. I'll give it probably
03:08one round before I end you. Nice clean fight. Let's fucking get to it. I don't like big worms.
03:19Dylan the Redneck Pumphrey versus Caleb Big Worm Johnson. I don't even think this
03:27is a fair fight. I mean I mean come on yeah Caleb Johnson actually looks like
03:32somebody who's actually able to move and hit and do things. I think I think
03:39the Rednecks gonna be worm food. I think that there's two things you're
03:42underestimating though Frank. First off Big Worm was only posing in front of
03:48weights. That's something that I do sometimes. I put myself in the general
03:51vicinity of weights. It makes me look like I'm in good shape. Second of all
03:55there's a good chance that he could get lost in those beautiful baby blue eyes
03:59of the Redneck. I don't know but Rednecks gonna have to perform some
04:04magic to win this one. I think that one of the most exciting things to keep our
04:08eye on is who will be in the corner for the Redneck. Last time we saw a big neck
04:15behemoth in his corner. Will he return? Well he can only hope. He can only hope.
04:20We're gonna see what happens in a guaranteed classic at Rough and Rowdy
04:25in Wheeling, West Virginia by rnr.com
04:34I heard you're ready for a fight boy but it ain't with the right one. It's me baby.
04:39Let's go y'all. Leprechauns at it again August 9th West Bank Arena. I guess I got some guy named Adam.
04:43I don't fucking know. Calls himself heavy. Wheeling, West Virginia. August 9th.
04:48The only thing heavy about him is him hitting a canvas. I'll be fighting at Rough and Rowdy. I hope you're ready for a night of excitement.
04:52Don't blink or you'll miss it.
04:55The Fighting Leprechaun against Pillowhands. What do you see Frank?
05:04Well first off, Pillowhands might be the least intimidating nickname of all time.
05:09I mean Pillowhands are gonna be hit with what? A powder puff? Sounds soft.
05:13I mean Pillow sounds soft. Pillowhands? That's really his nickname.
05:17Maybe there's the intimation that he's gonna put you to sleep but I think
05:21there's other ways that you could say it. I mean it sounds awful soft to me and
05:25the Leprechaun looks crazy and to win these fights you have to be crazy so I
05:28think Leprechaun has just the right amount of crazy to win this fight.
05:32Pillowhands also had a soft spoken voice. Maybe that adds to some of the
05:38intimidation factor. Maybe he has a slow smoldering energy but the Leprechaun
05:44seems like somebody who we're breeding to be a star in Rough and Rowdy and one
05:48thing I know about Rough and Rowdy, they make stars over here. I mean I don't
05:53think anyone's ever been knocked out by a pillow. Exactly but we might see it
05:57first. That Leprechaun better be wary of a Serta mattress getting swung around
06:02because it could get dangerous in there.
06:06Hey man, just to let you know, I know you've been training but not any amount of training that you've done will prepare you for this fight.
06:13Blah blah blah. All that bullshit he just said is not about to happen.
06:16I'm a hard hitter and I'm a hard hitter.
06:19Don't make me knock out Fire Marshal Bill August 9th at Westbrook Arena Pop Out Man.
06:24I'm saying guarantee by the end of the fight you're gonna be a hard quitter.
06:28Don't bring your bitch, don't bring your grandma, don't bring your kids. I'm gonna knock you the fuck out.
06:32My dog takes shits bigger than me.
06:37James Heathmonster Heath versus Jason Dolomiles.
06:42I mean Heathmonster? What am I gonna do with this? He's far, I mean.
06:47I mean it seems like he had a little bit of a crunch to his words.
06:50Yeah, but the other guy had a dog. And that dog looks like it was taking a shit.
06:55And it looks like he's about, Dolo looks like he's about to make Heathmonster go crunch.
07:02Exactly, well I don't have a dog in the fight, but I will say that the Heathmonster looked like he was coming from the set of Hills Have Eyes.
07:12I think that there was something, you know, just the perfect amount of backwoods to him.
07:18It makes him a dangerous fighter. Maybe he's chopping wood, you know what I mean?
07:21Maybe he's haunting someone's dreams. He definitely had a little bit of an ominous vibe.
07:26But will Dolo be showing up Dolo, or will he be bringing his dogs with him?
07:31I think Dolo is gonna lay Heath Lolo.
07:36Exactly. Well, there's only one place where you can find out exactly what's gonna happen between the Heathmonster and Dolo,
07:44and that's right in the ring in Wheeling, West Virginia.
07:48Rockin' Rowdy 25.
07:50That's right, the Silver Showdown, the Purple Pugilism, the Golden Gloves.
07:56The Able Brothers always bring it!
07:58Rockin' Rowdy 25, backed by popular demand in the building we build.
08:02It's me, Summer Brady.
08:04We got the fuckin' man takin' on, is that a fuckin' man?
08:08I'm the world's first and only transgender boxing champion.
08:11Sexy Spence takin' on Summer Sean Brady for the intergender title.
08:15If I lose, I lost to a man full of testosterone.
08:18If he loses, he lost to someone full of estrogen.
08:21Tune in, folks, I'm puttin' this kid on a t-shirt.
08:23August 9th, Wheeling, West Virginia.
08:27Spencer the Light Bearer Able versus Sean the Non-Binary Ninja Brady.
08:36This is the kind of entertainment.
08:38Well, first off, that's not Spencer Able.
08:40That's Owen Able, as in Owen Six.
08:43As, I mean, Mort de Blanca used to be his nickname, now it's the Light Bearer.
08:47It's more like the light's out, because he gets knocked out every fight.
08:52I mean, this guy is the biggest loser that's ever been seen in any ring.
08:56I mean, he's already lost.
08:59He's already lost.
09:01He's fighting someone who is transgender, who's going through a transition,
09:05who is taking estrogen.
09:07If he loses, he's even more embarrassed.
09:11If he beats, if he wins, he beats someone who's weaker.
09:16I mean, come on, who's already lost to a woman.
09:21So, Spencer, please, for the love of God, go.
09:27Hang up the gloves.
09:29Take up bowling.
09:31I mean, boxing is not for you.
09:34There's something about the Able Brothers, though, at Rough and Rowdy.
09:37They'll wind up on a headline, and they'll put some asses in the seats.
09:40But you're saying that the Light Bearer's going to need some Paul Bearers?
09:43He might.
09:45I mean, if they keep boxing, they're going to be the Disabled Brothers.
09:49The Non-Binary Ninja, on the other hand, looking great.
09:55Fuck you, Zach Able, you little bitch.
09:57Mikey Betts has man boobs.
09:59Oh!
10:02He squished it in the ass!
10:04I joined Rough and Rowdy because of Frank.
10:06I need to fight for Frank. I don't like the Able Brothers.
10:08The Able Brothers always bring it.
10:10The crowd is loving the action.
10:12You're harder than that. You're harder than that.
10:14Hate! You're the hate!
10:16Frank, I'm going to destroy your guy.
10:18This isn't going to be close.
10:19I never seek my fights, but I've always got into a lot of fights.
10:23We can watch it, but who's this guy he's fighting, dude?
10:26Is he an accredited fighter? Is he a drunk guy in the parking lot?
10:30He's a go-boy. He's a go-boy!
10:34Fuck you. You got D-cup titties. You're fat as fuck.
10:39Zach, the Morningstar, Able versus Mikey Betts, a.k.a. Mikey Brawls.
10:45Frank, your fingerprints are all over this one.
10:48The Morningstar? I mean, he changed his nickname from The Assassin to Morningstar.
10:55So, he's basically, he comes up in the morning when no one's awake,
11:00and then he goes down before anyone ever notices.
11:03I mean, that's the Morningstar. You know what the Morningstar is?
11:05What's that?
11:06It's the planet Mercury.
11:08As soon as the sun comes up, it disappears.
11:10Because nobody can actually see it.
11:12I mean, that explains the Ables, anyway.
11:17I mean, it should be actually the Bleeder.
11:21I mean, he always bleeds.
11:23I mean, you hit him, the nose starts dripping.
11:26I've never seen anyone bleed more than him.
11:29I mean, that's his nickname. He is Zach, the Bleeder, Able.
11:33And Mikey Brawls is going to put him down on the ground, on the canvas.
11:39And we've just got to hope that he doesn't stain the canvas.
11:42But, I mean, come. What is with the changing the nicknames?
11:46Changing up luck? It doesn't matter what your nicknames are.
11:49They lose. They're the unable brothers. They're losers.
11:54They never win, and they never will win.
11:56The Morningstar has been mercurial, indeed, through his time.
12:00Two wins, three losses.
12:02What does Mikey Betts have to do to put another notch in the loss column?
12:07He's just got to train. He's just got to train.
12:09All he has to do is train.
12:11If he comes in there pumped, ready to fight, it's over.
12:17We've seen one win from the Frank the Tank camp against the Able camp.
12:22Are you guaranteeing another win?
12:25I'm not guaranteeing anything.
12:27The guarantees always come back to haunt you, but I just put it this way.
12:31It's an Able brother. Come on.