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00:00How are you, brother?
00:17Why are you crying?
00:19I went to see you twice at the hospital, but no one let me in.
00:24I even prayed to Abdullah Shah Ghazi twice.
00:28May Allah keep you happy.
00:36Is he really a hooligan, father?
00:39I don't know.
00:41But how can someone love a hooligan so much?
00:48I'll leave now.
00:49Why?
00:51Father, you came all the way here and left me at home.
00:54There are so many people waiting to meet him, I'll also get in line.
00:57At least tell me what you came here for.
00:59I'll tell you when I get back.
01:01Let's go.
01:03Move aside!
01:05Easy, easy.
01:08Be careful.
01:11Long live brother Murtah!
01:13Long live brother Murtah!
01:15Long live brother Murtah!
01:17Long live brother Murtah!
01:19Long live brother Murtah!
01:21Long live brother Murtah!
01:28Yes, Munna?
01:29You left?
01:30Yes.
01:31I was jealous of your respect.
01:34Please come back.
01:36I won't like it.
01:38Otherwise, I'll go back to the hospital.
01:42You're really Munna.
01:45Get tea made.
01:47I'm coming.
01:49What happened now?
01:50He's asking me to come back, otherwise I'll go to the hospital again.
01:57Brother,
01:59Rehmati sent these flowers.
02:02Hmm.
02:04Keep them there.
02:06Yes, brother.
02:07And listen.
02:10Don't tell your wife that Rehmati sent these flowers.
02:14Yes, brother.
02:15Hey, hey, hey.
02:16I threw these flowers in the street.
02:18I won't keep them there.
02:19Hey, do as I say.
02:22Look at the flowers.
02:23Don't look at the intentions of the sender.
02:28Keep them there.
02:32Did she come too?
02:33She came and left, brother.
02:35Then she came.
02:36What is she here for?
02:37Ask her, brother.
02:39You'll ask her, rascal.
02:42Hang up.
02:47Hey, will anyone ask me for tea?
02:58Thank you, son.
03:02Call Zarnaab too.
03:04Tell him to come and have tea.
03:07She won't come now.
03:12She has gone upstairs to see the pigeons.
03:17Munna also sees them?
03:19Yes, brother.
03:20He sees them too.
03:22He plays with them too.
03:23He talks to them too.
03:24And if there's time, he feeds them too.
03:28See how mischievous he is.
03:30Take this out.
03:31This is that one.
03:34The tea is here.
03:35We'll have tea now.
03:36Take that out.
03:37This.
03:38This white one.
03:40One minute.
03:44Yes, yes, yes.
03:45Come, come.
03:46Enough, enough, enough.
03:49It's here.
03:50Your card is here.
03:53Do you know a lot of mischief?
03:55Do you know a lot of mischief?
03:57Huh?
03:58Look here.
03:59Are you a goon?
04:00You trouble girls?
04:03Not girls, pigeons.
04:05It's girls.
04:10If he stays with me for two days,
04:13he'll become a gentleman.
04:15Yes, that's true.
04:17Brother ate your food for ten days.
04:20He's become a gentleman.
04:21He's become a gentleman.
04:24Can I tell you something honestly?
04:25Hmm.
04:27Are you innocent or
04:30very clever?
04:32No, no.
04:33There's no one clever here.
04:36There's no one innocent here either.
04:39If they were innocent, they would've died a long time ago.
04:42If they were innocent, they would've lived longer.
04:44What's the age of goons?
04:45Most of the time, it's 30 to 35 years.
04:48Where there's no law,
04:49the cowards are called innocent.
04:51And there's no need to kill the cowards.
04:54They live long.
04:56They don't even die.
04:57They are buried.
05:00Wow!
05:01Everyone here is a professor.
05:04What do you say, Dilbar?
05:07You give him to me.
05:09And you go down.
05:10One minute.
05:12If you trouble girls again,
05:15look here,
05:16I'll take you with me.
05:18She's so mischievous.
05:19Make her understand.
05:20She understood.
05:21She's your client now.
05:25Come, come.
05:26I'll teach you a lesson.
05:28Wait, wait.
05:29Come here.
05:33Hello.
05:34Why don't you pick up the phone?
05:35It was charging.
05:39Did she leave?
05:40No, she's still here.
05:41Let's bomb her.
05:42I don't have a bomb.
05:43I have a pistol.
05:44Okay.
05:46Is her car parked?
05:47Yes, it's parked.
05:48It's right in front of me.
05:50Remove the air from all four tires.
05:52Yes, I'll do it right away.
05:53But...
05:54But what?
05:55But she won't be able to go like this.
05:58Then leave it.
06:02Turn your face towards Munna's house.
06:06Curse him.
06:07Yes, brother.
06:08Curse him.
06:09Okay, I'll do it right away.
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09:31Actually, I...
09:36Actually, I...
09:40I was just...
09:43Actually, I was just wondering whose pictures are these?
09:54These are my father's.
10:01These are my father's.
10:06These are my mother's.
10:13These two were not from this world.
10:18That's why they didn't live in this world.
10:22Why were they not from this world?
10:24Amma used to say,
10:30Munna,
10:33if I die of the hunger of Halal instead of eating a meal of comfort,
10:39then on the Day of Judgment, I will kiss your forehead with pride
10:43and say with a loud voice,
10:48that I am his mother.
10:54And I don't know what my father used to say.
11:10What?
11:12I will tell you one thing.
11:14I will tell you the rest later.
11:19Sit.
11:25Once he called me to his place.
11:29And he put his hand on my neck and said,
11:36move ahead in life,
11:40but stand firm on one point.
11:43Ask me what?
11:45What?
11:47No, he asked me to ask him what.
11:51When I asked him, he said,
11:55remember when the dirt of the house reaches the dirty drains,
12:02then no one recognizes whose burger is expensive and whose bread is cheap.
12:10So did you listen to your father?
12:16No.
12:21Then why are you telling me?
12:24I told you, I will tell you someday.
12:26When?
12:28When I feel that I will not cry today.
12:35Hey Munna,
12:39don't cry.
12:40I am not crying.
12:48You are talking just like me.
13:10I am not crying.
13:40I am not crying.
13:51Did you know she was my fiancee?
14:00I knew.
14:02Still you were not scared?
14:03Why?
14:09I found out after falling in love.
14:17How much love?
14:19So much, so much that I shot Munna.
14:24I called you and you came running.
14:29Do you know what I started doing with you?
14:32You will not do anything.
14:36That, what do you call it,
14:40Gita,
14:44is not yours now.
14:50Right now, she is at Munna's house
14:55and we both are sitting here at your house.
15:01What?
15:02What?
15:03What?
15:30The sad part is
15:33even after so many bullets,
15:37he did not die from you.
15:43He died
15:47but he brought him back to life.
15:51This Munna
15:54is my child.
15:57He is very intelligent.
16:00It is said that
16:02a man killed by death
16:06is brought back to life by a woman who died in love.
16:13Do you still love her?
16:17Not at all.
16:20You are lying.
16:24Your love is in your anger.
16:30When will you kill her?
16:44I said,
16:46when will you kill her?
16:48Munna,
16:51again.
16:52This time, full and final.
16:54Again.
16:56This time, full and final.
17:09I kill her and get hanged
17:14and you bring her back to life.
17:16No one touched you while I was alive.
17:20You will kill Munna
17:23and I will kill you
17:25as a gift.
17:31And then you will marry her.
17:38And then you will dance on her henna and henna.
17:48I want to see her dancing.
17:53She says I dance very well.
17:58I will see her dancing once
18:03and then I will give you
18:06full
18:09and final.
18:23I want to see her dancing.
18:54He was crying, dad.
18:58Was he crying for his brother?
19:00He is not his brother.
19:02When a brother speaks,
19:04it sounds like he is his brother.
19:10He has such a weak heart that
19:13it will break if he gets hurt.
19:17He has such a weak heart that
19:19it will break if he gets hurt.
19:23But his body is not weak.
19:26He has taken so many pills
19:28that he is taking medicine.
19:31Brother-in-law?
19:34I have heard it so many times
19:36that it has become a habit.
19:41Brother-in-law.
19:45Who is that?
19:47The one who is farting?
19:48Get him out.
19:53Get him out.
20:01Take it easy.
20:12You tease girls.
20:15She has said it.
20:18She calls pigeons girls.
20:20What should I do?
20:24Go.
20:26Find your girl.
20:32The world runs on punishment.
20:35Mine as well as hers.
20:39What are you looking at?
20:47Is it okay?
20:51It is an unknown number.
20:53Check who it is.
20:55Hello.
20:58Yes. One minute.
21:01Understood.
21:02What is the key?
21:08Yes, Mr. Minister.
21:09Munna here.
21:10I am feeling good.
21:12What are you feeling good about?
21:14Munna is speaking.
21:16I am feeling good after hearing this.
21:18Tell me.
21:20I want to meet you.
21:21I want to talk to you.
21:22Urgent.
21:25Just now the doctors said
21:26not to leave the house.
21:27To rest.
21:28I cannot come anywhere.
21:30Then who told you to come?
21:32I will come to you.
21:34I want to talk to you in private.
21:37How many people will come?
21:38I will come.
21:39That's it.
21:40One.
21:41The only one.
21:42Me.
21:43When we want to talk in private,
21:44we meet in the private car.
21:47Okay. Today at 7 o'clock.
21:48At 6.69
21:50I will be at your door.
21:53Okay.
21:56What?
21:58I want to talk in official.
22:00I cannot come.
22:07When you went to the terrace
22:09to see the pigeons,
22:11I heard Munna's voice.
22:15I thought tea has arrived.
22:16Should I call the priest?
22:19Who is this priest?
22:27He calls me priest.
22:30Dilbar has kept my name.
22:32He says that Munna is not cured
22:33by the medicines of the doctor.
22:36He is cured by your prayers.
22:38He is right.
22:41You saved him from the jaws of death.
22:44I think father,
22:46if something had happened to him,
22:48I would have been in debt all my life.
22:53I wouldn't have been able to repay it.
23:04Can I sleep for a while?
23:06Yes.
23:09Listen.
23:10Yes.
23:14Before taking any decision,
23:17think again that he is a goon.
23:23Even if you and I don't consider him a goon.
23:28I know father.
23:32And I still consider him a goon.
23:36If you say, he will leave everything.
23:41Why will I say?
23:43No, I mean,
23:47no one can refuse you.
23:50So?
23:59Tell me further.
24:11You have fallen in love with him.
24:16No, I don't feel bad.
24:20I am scared, Sarna.
24:36It was sunny when you left the car.
24:40Sunny?
24:43Go and take a bath.
24:45Put cold water on your head.
24:47And believe me and sleep for two hours
24:50that I have not fallen in love with him.
24:58It is not sunny today.
25:00When it is not sunny, then?
25:10No.
25:29Before taking any decision,
25:32think again that he is a goon.
25:35Even if you and I don't consider him a goon.
25:40You have fallen in love with her.
26:02Please come back.
26:03I won't like it.
26:04Otherwise I will go back to the hospital.
26:31You didn't sleep?
26:38Your words didn't let me sleep.
26:42What are you talking about?
26:45You said that I have fallen in love with her.
26:54I didn't fall in love with her.
26:57I had to.
26:58Come.
26:59I am waiting.
27:00Tell me the vehicle number.
27:01Okay.
27:02Zulmi.
27:03Yes brother.
27:047235.
27:05It's a black car.
27:06Go, he has come out.
27:07We have left sister-in-law's tiffin.
27:08Thank God, she was very hungry.
27:09You didn't come to eat?
27:10I will eat.
27:11I will eat.
27:12I will eat.
27:13I will eat.
27:14I will eat.
27:15I will eat.
27:16I will eat.
27:17I will eat.
27:18I will eat.
27:19I will eat.
27:20I will eat.
27:21I will eat.
27:22I will eat.
27:23I will eat.
27:24I will eat.
27:25I will eat.
27:26I didn't come to eat.
27:27What?
27:28Your tiffin has arrived.
27:29Yesterday when sister-in-law had come with food.
27:30Yes.
27:31Then you had left the tiffin here.
27:32If you say, shall I call?
27:33Why?
27:34Will you call back?
27:35I will say.
27:36Brother is very hungry.
27:37No brother, food will not come now.
27:38You go.
27:39Brother minister must have come.
27:40Bring him straight to me.
27:41Okay.
27:42Give me the bag.
27:43Give me the bag.
27:44Give me the bag.
27:45You go.
27:46Give me the bag.
27:47I will eat now.
27:48Give me the bag.
27:49Give me the bag.
27:50You go.
27:51You go.
27:52I will eat now.
27:53I will eat now.
27:54Come in, Mr. Minister! How are you?
27:58Take off your mask, so that we know it's you.
28:03Good sense of humor.
28:05Come in.
28:12Let's start.
28:14Wait, Munna.
28:16Let me see you alive and be happy.
28:19You're happy now, right?
28:20Yes, I am.
28:23I'm not happier than life.
28:26Who's happier than life?
28:28I'll tell you later.
28:30Let's talk business now.
28:32You walk well now.
28:34I can run too.
28:36Miracle!
28:39How many have you killed so far?
28:46With my life.
28:47And what?
28:50No one.
28:53No murder?
28:55No murder.
28:57It's been recorded, right?
28:59The brother who is so terrified,
29:02not a single person died from his hands?
29:05That's my record.
29:07Then, break this record.
29:10You know who reaches the victory stand, right?
29:15The one who makes the record,
29:19or the one who breaks the record.
29:22Break the record.
29:25You could have told me this on the phone.
29:28If I had told you on the phone, would you have agreed?
29:33I wouldn't have called you.
29:38I got you a private car for no reason,
29:40put on a mask,
29:42wore a P-cap,
29:44and left.
29:47I want to be a brother, Mr. Minister.
29:51I can't kill anyone.
29:53Then how will you become a big man?
29:55You have become a big man.
29:57Just become a minister.
30:00And to become a big man, you have to forget
30:03that there is a small man too.
30:05By the way, Navraj was saying that you are very brave,
30:08you are not afraid of anyone.
30:10You are lying.
30:11Neither am I intelligent, nor am I so brave
30:15that no one will think that I am not afraid of anyone.
30:19You are afraid of Rehmati.
30:29Excuse me.
30:32Hello.
30:34Hello.
30:36Our tiffin has left with you.
30:38Yes, Dilbar told me.
30:39Yes, Dilbar told me.
30:41Then return it.
30:43I will bring it at night.
30:45Don't come yourself.
30:47Just send it to someone.
31:00What were you saying?
31:02I was asking if you are afraid of Rehmati.
31:05I used to be afraid.
31:07Now I am afraid of her.
31:09Take over her.
31:11How?
31:14Kill her.
31:17Rehmati brought me up as her brother.
31:20I was a small pandit, she made me her brother.
31:24And I was the brother who used to do whatever he wanted.
31:29I will not be ungrateful.
31:32I will keep her scared, but I will not kill her.
31:34You will have to kill her, otherwise he will kill you.
31:37Because he does not let fear stay alive.
31:41How will you stay alive?
31:45I have your spiritual guide.
31:48He will not let me die.
31:50Munai, a bullet
31:53can kill a spiritual guide too.
31:55If you want to make someone your spiritual guide in love,
31:59then you will have to shoot him.
32:06Sit, sit and talk.
32:09I cannot sit and talk.
32:12I am going to do C-off now.
32:15You were absolutely right that you are not intelligent at all.
32:23If we were intelligent, we would have been ministers like you, Mustaqeem.
32:28Salute our foolishness.
32:33We make governments for you.
32:35Where do you want to go?
32:37One minute.
32:40Take your cap and mask with you.
32:45The people of Rehmati are roaming around.
32:55I told you straight, return our tiffin.
33:00And he said yes, I will do it.
33:03How dare he say no to me?
33:06Good.
33:12Why did you say good?
33:14Because you have convinced me that he is just a goon.
33:18And the bullets that he took because of you,
33:21I was making food for him in his sympathy.
33:24And the prayers that you were praying for him,
33:28that too I was repaying his favor.
33:30Isn't it?
33:32So what?
33:34That is why I said good.
33:36Very good.
33:41Anyway,
33:44I have identified him.
33:46I will go to him in a day or two.
33:48I will ask him how he is.
33:51This is your greatness.
33:53Otherwise, there is no need to go.
33:55The last time I saw him,
33:56he looked like he would be fit till the next bullet.
34:01Why will he get shot now?
34:03He is a goon.
34:05This is what happens in the fate of goons.
34:08Kill him or die.
34:10Anyway, why do you care?
34:17No, there is nothing like that.
34:22Sympathy feels like this, it gets suspended suddenly.
34:27And I have become friends with him too.
34:30Dilbar and Zulmi.
34:32Dilbar sings so well.
34:35We will have a gathering there day after tomorrow.
34:37And Zulmi,
34:39his jokes,
34:41he makes me laugh and makes me feel bad.
34:44By the way, you also make me laugh and make me feel bad.
34:48Don't you believe me?
34:50Get my CT scan done.
34:52You will know how much I am laughing from inside.
34:54Why?
34:56On what?
34:58I have never seen in my life that you are scared of someone.
35:03And I have never heard in my life that you have ever lied.
35:08And that too with so much honesty.
35:13Eat food.
35:15I told you that you are a very bad actress.
35:17That's why I became a host.
35:19I won't eat now and you won't eat either.
35:21Keep the spoon down.
35:25And tell me,
35:27when did you see that I am scared of someone?
35:30And when did you hear that I lie too?
35:36You have never lied to anyone.
35:41But now you have started lying to yourself.
35:45And you have never been scared of anyone.
35:50But you are scared of the fact that he is a goon.
35:54And you can't fall in love with him.
36:01You loved a goon for 8 years.
36:05You were engaged for 4 years.
36:08And if he hadn't cheated you,
36:10you both would have got married last month.
36:15I have tested this goon.
36:18I have investigated him.
36:21He is a goon for sure.
36:25But he doesn't have a goon inside him.
36:28You have fallen in love with him.
36:31I just don't believe it.
36:36Dad. Listen.
36:38I had told you,
36:40think twice before taking any decision.
36:45You only thought once.
36:49I won't eat food either.
36:51I won't eat food either.
36:54He must have understood that you have sent him food
36:57by looking at your tiffin.
37:02His heart must have broken.
37:08Okay, you eat food.
37:10I won't eat food because he must have not eaten food too.
37:13If you don't believe me, call him and ask him.
37:17And Zainab, I am not like you
37:20that I forget someone's favor so soon.
37:26He didn't save your life by taking the pills.
37:33He saved my respect.
37:49Because I am green.