EP 1   And you thought there is never a girl online   [Eng Dub] - video Dailymotion

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00:00I'll ask again, would you please marry me, Russian?

00:23I fear I must decline.

00:24Oh no!

00:25May I ask why?

00:26I swore to myself, I would never fall in love again, I'm sorry, but that's just the

00:37way it is.

00:38I understand.

00:39Then, we should consider getting married.

00:42Did you bother listening to a single word I said?

00:47I heard you, and yet I dared to dream.

00:49That's pretty tame, as far as dares go.

00:51If we get married, we'll have even more fun, because it's dangerous to go alone.

00:56Look, I'm glad you found this sudden surge of confidence, but my answer is still no.

01:00Why won't you say yes?

01:07Here they come!

01:19Now, Stein!

01:20I'm on it!

01:26Lightweight chumps.

01:36Russian!

01:37I won't let you die like this!

01:38I cast Curse of Hades!

01:39No!

01:40No!

01:41No!

01:42No!

01:43No!

01:44No!

01:45No!

01:46No!

01:47No!

01:48No!

01:49No!

01:50No!

01:51No!

01:52No!

01:53No!

01:54I cast Curse of Hades!

01:59Hey, dummy!

02:00That spell pulls aggro!

02:08Akko!

02:22Thanks, Russian!

02:23You stay back and worry about healing!

02:29Oh!

02:30Poopy!

02:34Hey, Master!

02:35What's the holdup?

02:39Sorry to keep you waiting.

02:42Behold!

02:43Witness the magnified firepower of my extra-buffed-up staff!

02:53No!

03:01Amazing, Master!

03:02Way to take out the mob traps!

03:04You one-hit KO'd the whole area?

03:06How much did you drop on that fancy staff of yours?

03:09Actually, I think it was from this little magic booster.

03:11When you buy ten, they throw in the eleven free.

03:13Don't use it on mobs.

03:14It's a waste.

03:17Then again, perhaps if I had been quicker, we wouldn't have had any unnecessary casualties.

03:23I'm so sorry, Russian!

03:25I'll bring you back right away!

03:28Revive!

03:39Please forgive me, Russian!

03:41Hey, it's fine.

03:42What's done is done.

03:43Thank you for not holding your death against me.

03:46I love you.

03:48Sweet.

03:49Thanks.

03:53Hmm.

04:10Breaking news!

04:12At long last, I have found myself a wife!

04:15You say the exact same crap every three months, Romeo.

04:18Oh yeah? Isn't your body pillow gonna be jealous?

04:20That's different, and you know it.

04:22Hey, Nishimura!

04:23Got any anime recommendations this season?

04:25You bet I do!

04:26This season's gonna be extra hot with the Dogra Magra Chronicles.

04:29You're pretty hardcore into this geek stuff, aren't ya?

04:32There's no use trying to hide it.

04:34Hide it? Hideki's an open otaku, man!

04:36So what's the big deal?

04:38I'm still into anime and video games.

04:40Get over it.

04:41Gross.

04:43The whole otaku appeal thing is absolutely revolting.

04:46How mean!

04:47Easy now, Akane.

04:48Wait, just think about it.

04:50There are wine otakus and flower otakus.

04:52You name it, someone somewhere is nerding out over it.

04:54And still you remain disgusted, Nishimura.

04:56Hey, take it easy!

04:58He doesn't need to hear that.

04:59We're all thinking the same, but still!

05:01You guys just made it, like, 20 times worse!

05:03How could you say that about me?

05:05You couldn't even try to sugarcoat it?

05:07Jeez, Akane!

05:08What would you know, four-eyes? I'm done listening to this!

05:11Okay, listen up!

05:13There's an all-school assembly today.

05:15It's time for everyone to head to the gym.

05:20Have you guys heard?

05:22Maeda in Class 3 told her he loved her.

05:24That dude's brave.

05:26And?

05:27He crashed and burned.

05:28Yeah, well, that's what happens.

05:30Seriously.

05:31I thought she'd be just your type.

05:33She's all cute and petite,

05:35and rocking the twins' hands.

05:38If she were the shy, standoffish type,

05:40but that chick's just straight-up mean.

05:43Keep talking like that and I'll punch your lips out your butt.

05:46I don't think she's bluffing.

05:50Sorry. Are you all right?

05:52I'm...

05:53Oh, no.

06:01She didn't have to do that.

06:11Good morning, everyone.

06:13I'm Student Council President Goshuin.

06:15I'd like to extend my gratitude to you all

06:17for attending this assembly.

06:20Bye. I'm home.

06:41The game that we play is an MMORPG

06:43called Legendary Age.

06:45It gets reduced to LA in most chat channels and game forums.

06:48It's a way to have some fun online.

06:50Parts of it cost actual money, but the core game is free.

06:53With multiple people accessing it at the same time,

06:55we can share in adventures in this virtual world.

07:03Do it now!

07:04So, anyway, I declared my love on a pier

07:06looking over a romantic sparkling lake.

07:08You mean he made the girl come out and say it?

07:10Wuss doesn't even begin to describe it.

07:13I can't believe he made you ask it.

07:15But he made up for it by giving me this gold ring

07:18that increases my resistance to all types of damage.

07:21Hey, guys, I pulled those mobs.

07:23I'll need a little help.

07:26I can't take if you're chatting!

07:35Are you okay, Rusian?

07:37Am I okay? Not really.

07:40Mostly because of your fumbling, Akko.

07:43You miss your targets and heal mobs.

07:45You get lost because you were too caught up in chatting.

07:48Do you have any idea what my armor repair costs have been because of you?

07:52Look, I'm really sorry.

07:54Well, my experience points were barely on the plus side,

07:56so it's no big deal.

07:58Rusian, you're so kind!

08:01You're an armored knight.

08:02Tanking is your responsibility.

08:04Though, even when you die, it doesn't affect

08:06this bad mama-jama in the slightest.

08:08If only our attacker knew what they were doing,

08:10then this wouldn't be a problem.

08:12You sucking's my fault?

08:14Please feel free to leave the mob annihilation to yours truly.

08:17I can do it.

08:20As long as I have my stash of pricey, real money-buffing items and artifacts,

08:23it won't be a problem!

08:25Lousy, stinking premium player scum.

08:29It's been nearly a year since the four of us formed this guild.

08:32We've done a lot of questing together.

08:35We get along pretty well, which makes playing together more fun.

08:39And Akko here is, for lack of a better term, my waifu.

08:43Although our marriage is only in the game,

08:45I just couldn't bring myself to turn her down again

08:47after the last time she proposed to me.

08:50So, in this fantasy world, I have a beautiful waifu,

08:54which does not match my luck with women in real life.

09:01I am now speaking directly into your mind

09:03so that we can have a little privacy.

09:05This is no time to be chatting with the other guild members.

09:08Instead, you should be paying attention to your loving wife.

09:11Your loving wife.

09:12Akko?

09:13Your loving wife.

09:14Hello?

09:15Man, she's always doing things her way.

09:17Seems like the two of you are stuck together like glue today, huh?

09:20It's just because Akko won't leave me alone.

09:22Like a couple normies.

09:24It's not real life, okay? It's just in the game, you get me?

09:27Sure, I guess.

09:29Now that I think of it, I might be the biggest normie here.

09:32The other day, someone declared their love for me IRL.

09:35For real?

09:37Shu must be a real looker.

09:39I always had a hunch.

09:40I know I shouldn't be, but I'm getting jealous.

09:43Good-looking guys can all piss off.

09:45Why don't you just shove off and die?

09:47Huh? Akko?

09:49Freaking normies are the absolute worst.

09:51And anybody who gets confessed to ought to just get out of the game.

09:54Just being close to one of them makes me sick to my stomach.

09:57And those are the worst normies.

10:00Just being close to one of them makes me sick to my stomach.

10:02And those are the people who can die off.

10:04They're nothing more than a plague on the rest of us.

10:07I said no, you psycho!

10:09This bat-mama-jam ain't got time for that stuff!

10:11You're creeping us all out. Calm down.

10:14Hey, Akko, come back to us!

10:17I freaking hate normie losers too, but you shouldn't take it out on your guildmates.

10:21Please forgive me, you guys.

10:23Sure, and I get what you were saying about normies.

10:26I feel the same way as you.

10:27By and large, I concur.

10:30This guild is too bent out of shape.

10:33I don't know. We've enjoyed some peace and quiet for a couple minutes now.

10:36Alright, fine! I'll just say it!

10:39Time after time, Rusty had rejected my love-filled proposals to join together in the bliss of digital matrimony.

10:44The stress of it all was shortening my life like a D.O.T.

10:49In the end, it all worked out okay, didn't it?

10:51But it's all about the journey!

10:52I made ten proposals and you turned me down each time!

10:55Ten times! Don't you have any common decency?

10:57Right, I get it.

11:00What say we just do a hard reset and start over from our first conversation?

11:06I was only kidding, my darling! I'm sorry!

11:08Please don't divorce me! I'm begging you!

11:11Hey, why didn't you say yes the first time she asked?

11:14In-game marriages are dumb. It's a role-playing mechanic I could do without.

11:18It's an online game, not the real flesh-and-blood world!

11:22It's not like you have a shot at getting married in real life anyway.

11:26Might as well go through with it in-game.

11:28So where do we draw the line? With A.I. babes?

11:30I know the real reason!

11:32Rucian once asked another player to get married here in the game world!

11:36He did? Oh.

11:38How could you say that? I was trying to keep that a secret!

11:43You have to tell us now, obviously.

11:53I'm begging you, my lady.

11:56Marry me. Give me thine hand!

12:01I'm afraid you'll have to count me out.

12:05I swear I am in love with you!

12:09Sorry, but I'm actually a guy in real life.

12:13I'm a middle-aged dude!

12:15At first I wanted to ogle a sexy avatar, but then I got caught up in cross-playing!

12:19I mean, what chick would say meow puns in real life?

12:22Not the kind of girl you'd want to date!

12:26Aaaaaah!

12:30Dammit, dammit!

12:32I swear I will never trust another girl I meet on the net again!

12:35For as long as I live!

12:42You guys don't have to laugh that hard!

12:44That chap, young'un, your life is beyond dark!

12:46The majesty of young love!

12:49Fart knockers.

12:50The thing is, Nekohime, the girl I first declared my love to, was super cute.

12:54Super cute, had good taste in equipment, was nice to everyone she played with, and played well!

12:59She was the ideal girl. I mean, girl character.

13:02The sheer shock of her revelation was devastating.

13:05To the point that I left the guild I was with, and for nearly a year after, I stuck with solo play exclusively.

13:13Then, in my solitude, I arrived at a certain truth.

13:18Who cares, as long as they're cute.

13:20Even if they are dudes in real life, I don't care, as long as they're cute in-game.

13:24Ultimately, it was the cuteness in the game I was enamored with.

13:27Yes, I discovered the horrible truth lurking on the web.

13:31Rucyan, are you mad at me?

13:34For telling everyone what happened with you and that cat girl.

13:36That kind of stuff happens all the time, so don't worry.

13:39Thank you so much, Rucyan!

13:42I love you.

13:45Just calm down. You gotta cool it, Hideki.

13:48You know from experience that if you take it too seriously, you'll only regret it.

13:52It makes sense. Now I see why you were so hesitant to agree.

13:55All this spouse stuff has nothing to do with me in real life.

13:58But in the world of the game, Akko is Akko.

14:00Just so you know, I actually am female.

14:03Yeah, fine. If you say so, then you are. At least to you, that is.

14:07No, no. In real life, I'm a nerdy nose-in-her-book kind of girl.

14:11Whoa, hold on. You shouldn't admit something like that in open chat, Akko.

14:15It's the greatest net taboo of all.

14:17I had no idea.

14:19Taboos are ludicrous.

14:21I, for example, am a high school girl in real life.

14:24You, Master? A high school girl? With that premium gear? Not a chance.

14:28Impossible.

14:29Seriously, no way.

14:31I'm pouring my heart out to my friends, and this is how you treat me?

14:34Actually, admitting it feels kind of nice.

14:37But what if we did this?

14:39Guild Alleycats First Offline Get-Together?

14:43To be held in real life?

14:55Guess they aren't here yet.

14:57And what are the odds that we're all pretty local?

14:59We've been a guild for almost a year now and never knew?

15:02I'm by the big picture.

15:04We're all pretty local.

15:05We've been a guild for almost a year now and never knew?

15:08I'm by the big tree in front of the station in a white t-shirt.

15:16Excuse me.

15:17Rucian?

15:19Um, yeah. That's me. I'm Rucian.

15:22I-I knew it was you.

15:24And I'm A-Akko from the game.

15:34Rucian

15:38Hi. Nice to meet you.

15:42Wow. Akko. The real Akko.

15:46Yes?

15:47You're a girl. In real life. You aren't just pretending.

15:53Rucian?

15:54Yeah?

15:56Wow, Rucian! It's really you! My husband, Rucian! Live in the flesh!

16:01Stop calling me by my username! What if someone I know sees us?

16:04You're Rucian?

16:07Nishimura? You're him?

16:09Wait! Segawa!

16:12You already know each other?

16:13Um, kinda. I mean, I've seen him before.

16:17Well, I'm glad to see everyone got here safely.

16:20It's you.

16:21Madam President?

16:23Not today. I'm not here as the Student Council President.

16:27But as the Alley Cat's Guild Master, the Wizard Apricot!

16:32You must be Rucian. And the one clinging to you, I assume, is Akko.

16:36Yeah, that's right.

16:37Wait, you said everyone...

16:42You? Your shvine?

16:44Hi, Shu. It's a pleasure to meet you.

16:46No! Don't call me that in public!

16:48No way.

16:49That's exactly what I was going to say!

16:51All right.

16:52It's time for the Guild Alley Cat's first offline get-together!

16:56Let's have fun!

16:58Rucian, it's you! I can barely believe it!

17:02You're warm and everything!

17:04You're making it sound like I'm a mannequin that came to life or something!

17:07Rucian! Rucian! Mighty noble Rucian!

17:10Please cut it out.

17:14He's Rucian, all right!

17:16How can you still be that happy after he just treated you so rudely?

17:19Now then, let's start off with proper introductions.

17:23My name is Kiyoko Shuin.

17:25I'm a second-year at Maegasaki High and the Student Council President.

17:29I came by on my way home from school, so excuse me for not dressing to the occasion.

17:33We're already good friends, but we're also meeting for the first time.

17:37Thus, as questing has forged our bonds of friendship,

17:40may socializing take it to the next level!

17:42Now it's your turn.

17:43Wait, me?

17:46I'm Akane Segawa.

17:48I'm a first-year at Maegasaki and...

17:51and well, here I am.

17:53I understand, Shuin.

17:55It must be embarrassing to go by a name like that in such a public place.

17:59Your name, Shuin, is actually the German word for pig.

18:03I doubt there are many young ladies out there who would want to be called that.

18:08No way.

18:10A pig?

18:12Shuin?

18:14I take it you've been using the name without knowing.

18:18Of course I didn't know!

18:20Who in their right mind would ever choose pig for a name?

18:22I just picked Shuin because it sounded cool!

18:24Poor Shu.

18:26My sympathies.

18:28I'm Akane Segawa.

18:30I'm a first-year at Maegasaki and...

18:32and well, here I am.

18:34I'm Akane Segawa.

18:36My sympathies.

18:38We've been playing together forever!

18:40How come you never said anything?

18:42I thought you chose a joke name on purpose.

18:47That's right.

18:48I'm the one you call Shuin.

18:50And anyone who starts calling me pig...

18:52gets stuck like a pig.

18:54That's all.

18:56All right, then. Rusian?

18:58Okay.

19:00So, hi there.

19:02I'm... I'm Rusian.

19:04It's totally embarrassing to introduce myself as my character.

19:06Don't worry, Nishimura.

19:08Your existence is an embarrassment.

19:10That's mean!

19:12Where was I?

19:14My name's Hideki Nishimura.

19:16I'm also a first-year at Maegasaki, but I'm not in any clubs.

19:18No special talents.

19:20My hobbies are online gaming.

19:22And that's it.

19:24Hi!

19:26My name is Ako.

19:28I always end up as a burden on you in Legendary Age.

19:30I'm sorry.

19:32Oh, and I'm also a first-year student

19:34at the same high school as the rest of you.

19:36So then we're classmates?

19:38That's right. I was pleasantly surprised as well.

19:40My full name is Ako Tamaki.

19:42So you can just keep calling me Ako

19:44like you always have.

19:46We're the same?

19:48Yes. Why, is that unusual?

19:50Well, it's kind of a net safety issue.

19:52Don't worry about it.

19:54How totally Ako.

19:58I'm not involved in any clubs.

20:00And I don't really have any friends at school.

20:04I tend to sit alone.

20:06Which gets the attention of the other students.

20:10It's alright, Ako.

20:12I'm student council president and I don't have any friends either.

20:14Hey, think about this.

20:16The four of us are friends.

20:18Yeah, he's right.

20:20I really appreciate it, you guys.

20:22I'm so happy to have friends

20:24that I can talk to.

20:26Friends that I can have fun with.

20:28I can't wait to see

20:30how far our guild can go.

20:40Oh, yeah.

20:42Segawa.

20:44What now?

20:46When we were chatting in the guild hall the other day

20:48you were telling us that some guy

20:50declared his love for you in real life, right?

20:52Yeah, that's right. So what about it?

20:54I just think it's kind of funny.

20:56Not really.

20:58Shu is a total normie.

21:00Shu is a total normie.

21:02Hey, Ako.

21:04Interesting.

21:06Let the record show that Shvine, unlike the rest of us,

21:08is a verified normie.

21:10You should pick us up in your minivan next time.

21:14Master, you too?

21:16Like I already said,

21:18I told the guy no.

21:20I'm not interested in going out with anyone.

21:22I've been told that Maeda from class three

21:24is just not your type?

21:26It's not that.

21:28If I had a dumb boyfriend, it would cut into

21:30my time playing video games.

21:32That's why you turned him down?

21:34You wouldn't seriously want something like that, would you?

21:36Definitely not for me.

21:38I'd turn him down.

21:40You genuinely would rather play video games?

21:42Damn straight. You got a problem with that?

21:44Nope. I definitely prefer this to who you are at school.

21:46I don't think I should take that statement as a compliment.

21:48I may have an idea to turn that around.

21:50So, Shu, have you ever considered

21:52getting married in the game?

21:54Rucyn and I did, and we've been having fun ever since.

21:56You wouldn't lose any gaming time that way.

21:58Plus, you'd be spending time with the one you love.

22:00It's a total twofer.

22:02I think I'll pass, thanks.

22:04It sounds gross.

22:06That's mean.

22:08I think it's a great idea. Right, Rucyn?

22:10Yeah, but I can still hardly believe it myself.

22:14Akko, you're so...

22:22Hmm.

22:26I have a living, breathing girl as my 2D wife.

22:28Oh, Rucyn!

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