Laakhon.Mein.Ek.S01 E02.
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00:00So, he is telling me that Naigan is better than Dallabhati, now you tell me how it is
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04:02Step 7
04:03This Raj, I think he just figured him out.
04:08Stop shouting, you ass.
04:09Act cool bro.
04:10Oh god.
04:11He is amazing.
04:13Radnik Show!
04:15So, here we have...
04:16Sir, my name is Mohammad Kusum.
04:17Sir, my name is Mohammad Kumar.
04:19I had some problems at the fox ownership party.
04:20I wanted a job as慢慢.
04:21I had some problems at the fox ownership party.
04:22I wanted to get pregnant.
04:23I don't want to be important in the match, I want to be in the match, I want to be in
04:50the match.
04:51Don't, don't.
05:09Akash, Akash.
05:13Look at the love birds.
05:21You're reading this and then you can finish it in 40 minutes later.
05:24What's the point?
05:33Sir?
05:48Sir!
05:50Toilet!
06:00Masterji?
06:02Ame bhi.
06:03Go.
06:19Sir, may I come in?
06:49Sir.
07:19Sir, one last question, sir.
07:33Sir, last two minutes, sir.
07:34Please.
07:35Sir, please.
07:36Mujhe aata hai, sir.
07:37Please, sir.
07:38Two years you will get, you will not finish.
07:45Question number six, C.
07:47Question number seven, B.
07:50Question number eight, C.
07:53Question number nine, B.
07:55Question number ten, D.
07:58Question number eleven, B.
08:00Yes!
08:11Question number twelve, C.
08:14Mr. Reddy, Krishna, brilliant story.
08:17Mrs. Rao, Chandrakant, super brilliant.
08:21But, got into NASA, very good.
08:23I'm very happy, very happy.
08:26Ame yeh kaun hai?
08:27Chandu ki mamya, hot hai na.
08:29Kya?
08:31Toh Chandu ko kya hua?
08:39Dil Mishra na, chal Mishra ke pal saath hai.
08:41Chal.
08:42Chal log jao yaar.
08:44Pressure?
08:45Medicine chahiye?
08:47Nahi yaar, call kar.
08:48Jao.
08:49Mirta maan.
08:53Chal bakri yaar.
08:57Abey bakri.
09:01Chal na yaar bakri.
09:03Abey chal.
09:05Chal bakri.
09:07Bye.
09:12Oh!
09:15Hello maa.
09:16Paper kaise gaye?
09:19Namaste baba.
09:22Theek thaak baba.
09:23Theek thaak matlab ninety percent.
09:25Nahi baba.
09:27Matlab toh kisi ka nahi aata hai.
09:29Yeh weekly test hai.
09:31Har sunday hota hai.
09:34Topper ka bhi seventy percent se zyada nahi aata hai.
09:37Acha?
09:39Pichle hafte tumko kitna aata hai?
09:43Yaad nahi baba.
09:45Yaad nahi matlab?
09:46Yaad karke batao.
09:48Wahi kuch...
09:50Das.
09:51Das kya?
09:52Das percent?
09:56Bas, bas das.
09:59Kitne mese?
10:01Teenso saat.
10:03Par baba main poori mainat kar raha hoon.
10:05Pakka sudhar jaayega.
10:06Bhoop mainat kar raha hai, lekin tere papers ache nahi ho raha hai.
10:09Kehna kai chahata hai tu?
10:10Kehna kai chahata hai tu?
10:12Baba,
10:14humne hape sab...
10:15Haan?
10:16Kya?
10:19Baba, yahape sab bachche cheating kar rahe hai.
10:22Wah beta.
10:25Har baat ka jawab hai tere paas.
10:27Lekin apni padhaai likhaai ka koi jawab nahi.
10:32Baba, bathroom gana.
10:33Hello?
10:40Rakesh Yedupalli?
10:42Rakesh?
10:44Collect courier from office.
11:10Bas?
11:40Okay.
11:57Everything okay?
11:59Haan? Okay.
12:05Kera bhi everything okay?
12:07Yeah, okay.
12:09How was the exam, Chhaya?
12:11Good.
12:12Good.
12:13Good.
12:15Tu roh raha tha kya?
12:16Huh?
12:18Tu roh raha tha kya?
12:19No, no.
12:20Bas thoda stress.
12:21Aur kuch nahi.
12:22Why?
12:27Woh raat ko chaar badak baith ke padhaai kar raha tha.
12:30Lekin syllabus nahi khatam bar paaya.
12:32That's a mistake, raha.
12:33Exam ke pehle raat bar mat jaa.
12:35Brain ko na proper rest chahiye.
12:37Tu take se sohega na, tu brain 50% fast chalega.
12:41Section A mein aisa bhi sikhate hai?
12:43Yes.
12:44Par mere kut ke bhi kuch techniques hai.
12:47Chal, I have to go.
12:57Krishna!
12:58Haan?
12:59Kya lucky aur tum section A wale?
13:00What lucky?
13:01Tu hard work karega toh tera bhi promotion ho jayega section A mein.
13:04Acha?
13:05Haan.
13:06Mujhe hard work karna, yaar.
13:07Sunna?
13:08Haan.
13:09Mere help karega kya?
13:10Seriously, raha.
13:17Krishna!
13:18Haan?
13:19Aaj chaamko bete?
13:20Aaj nahi, yaar.
13:21Latest stuff.
13:24Kyu yaar, kya hua?
13:26Woh NASA project ke baare mein...
13:29Arey, NASA?
13:30Congratulations, yaar.
13:32Sahi hai tum loga 3 mahine ke liye America.
13:34Life said hai tera.
13:36Kaisa lag raha hai?
13:37Bohot acha.
13:39Lekin ab nahi ja rahe hai.
13:41Kyu?
13:43Moorthy sir ne permission nahi diya.
13:46Pichle saal bhi ek banda select hua tha.
13:48Lekin jab woh wapas aaya, he was running behind syllabus.
13:52Catch up hi nahi kar paaya.
13:55Uska toh IIT mein bhi nahi hua.
13:57Tch, theek hai yaar. Tension mat le.
13:59Acha, help ke liye kab aao?
14:00Tomorrow morning.
14:02Chal.
14:06Chal.
14:10Love you.
14:13All boys.
14:14Breakfast is ready.
14:17Hi Krishna.
14:25Arey, ek doubt hai.
14:26Haan bolna.
14:27Tu English kyu padh raha hai yaar?
14:29Okay, agla lecture English hai.
14:31Time waste, okay?
14:32English CBSE ka subject hai, not for IIT.
14:34Uste acha, subah-subah fresh brain ke saath, maths kar.
14:38Theek hai.
14:42Stop studying this NCIT books, man.
14:44Sirf study material padh. That's it.
14:46Humein koi study material nahi mera.
14:48Really?
14:50Take this.
14:51Thanks, sir.
14:53Poetry comes from your heart and your soul.
14:57You know it not, Lekin.
14:58Written by a man full of soul.
15:01Hum bhi lekin.
15:03Now wait, wait. Listen to me carefully.
15:05You will enjoy it.
15:06Choti si yeh zindagi, vada hamda dil.
15:10Filed for divorce.
15:13Hum se aake mein.
15:15Arey, Krishna.
15:22Yeh wala sum kise karenge yaar?
15:23Yeh toh bahut basic sum hai yaar.
15:27Actually, you do one thing.
15:28You finish first NCIT books.
15:30And then do the study material.
15:32Okay?
15:33Take this.
15:34Chal. Bye.
15:35Doob raha hai tere pyaar mein mere dil ka jahat.
15:40Doob raha hai tere pyaar mein mere dil ka jahat.
15:45Kar lo hum se saadi.
15:48Nahi maangenge tahaj.
15:52Tahaj.
15:55Tahaj.
15:57Tahaj.
15:59Bahut ghatiya yaar bakri.
16:03Abey jaldi karna.
16:04Jaldi karna.
16:05Kyu?
16:06Tujhe Krishna ko...
16:08Haan, haan ja tu bhi kar liye.
16:10Main ladko ke saath nahi karta hai.
16:12Abey sach mein.
16:13Toh probability padha na.
16:14Abey seekh le.
16:15Tu probability padh ke kya karega?
16:17Se marks launga, section A mein jaunga.
16:19Puna samajh ke kya karega?
16:21Tujhe kisne kaha tu section A mein ja rahe hai?
16:23Chahane bole.
16:25Abey easy hai yeh.
16:26Idhar se measure kar le na.
16:27Idhar ko vada dekha.
16:29Kya?
16:32Jangal mein...
16:34Jab ser, serni ke saath saadi karna jaata hai...
16:37Toh pahla pata hai kaha karta hai?
16:40Serni ke bachon ko himal daalta hai.
16:44Sheri shaadi nahi karte hai bakri.
16:49Haan.
16:51Phir bhi.
16:53Bala ki maa ki chut.
16:55Bala ki maa ki chut.
16:56Phir se kya hai yaar?
16:57Okay.
16:58Aakash ki maa ka?
16:59Bozda.
17:00Abey tujhe pata hai?
17:01Phir le paath saal mein kitne log section D se section A mein gaye?
17:04Zero.
17:05Toh probability kya hui?
17:06Zero.
17:08Toh meshe ulta kyu sochta hai yaar?
17:10Abey ulta sochne ki koi baat nahi hai.
17:11Tu khud hi dekha.
17:12Section D mein sabse gande students ke saath sabse gande teachers daale.
17:16Unhe koi fark hi nahi padhta hai yaar.
17:18Abey wo isliye kyunki humare 10th ke marks kamse hai.
17:20Lekin ab badalne ka samay.
17:22Toh kya badlega re.
17:24Unhe khud ko bata hai.
17:25Toh sirf section A wale rank daane wale hai.
17:27Section D mein jo hai wo bas chahate hain ki wo CBSE pass ho jaye.
17:30Lekin tu agar IIT ke chakkar mein padhega na beta.
17:33Toh tu CBSE bhi pass nahi karne wale hai.
17:35Subha Gareeb.
17:37Hum kya kahe hai?
17:39Calling home?
17:40Yes.
17:43Waise.
17:45Are you Brahmin?
17:46No.
17:50Huh!
17:53Yeh dekha.
17:55Kitne kaali hai yeh?
17:56Pata nahi yaar.
17:57But yaar, supposed to be lucky.
17:59Papa gift hai.
18:00Kya toh malam nahi?
18:02Lucky toh tu hai.
18:07Hey, call more hai.
18:12Sir, one more chapter sir please.
18:17Sare.
18:18Thank you sir.
18:26Question number 6.
18:28A.
18:29Question number 7.
18:31B.
18:32Question number 8.
18:34C.
18:35Question number 9.
18:37A.
18:39How was your exams?
18:43Ache se padhai karo yaar.
18:45Sare questions bhi attempt karo.
18:48Ache marxing yaar.
18:49Sare kyu attempt karo?
18:50Clearing IIT is not about knowledge.
18:52It's about strategies.
18:53You pick your strongest subject and go all out with it.
18:56Sif 40% attempt.
18:58You'll qualify easily.
18:59Okay?
19:07Okay, see Akash.
19:08Let's take a simple question.
19:10If you roll a dice,
19:11what's the probability of getting 4?
19:1350-50.
19:15Kaise?
19:16Yaar toh aayega, yaar toh nahi aayega.
19:17Toh 50-50 hua na?
19:19Nahi yaar.
19:21Dekh, jab bhi mai saab CD khilta hu,
19:22hamesha saab ki moon mein guj jaata hu.
19:24Jab 4 chair hai tab bhi 4 nahi aata hai.
19:26Seriously Akash?
19:28Are you joking?
19:29Just concentrate, okay?
19:31Baad mein mai nahi rahunga.
19:32I'll be leaving soon.
19:35Tu kaha jaa raha hai?
19:38No sir!
19:40Abhi moorthi allowed?
19:41Shhh!
19:43No, I allowed myself.
19:47Okay.
19:54Krishna?
19:56Papa kuch jhoot bolata hai.
19:58Karna padta hai.
20:00Papa maan gaye?
20:02Maan jayenge.
20:09Shit yaar.
20:11Main tujhe miss karunga yaar.
20:13Take this.
20:14I hope it's lucky for you.
20:17Thanks.
20:48Gym mein not.
20:49Leave in gym only.
20:51I believe in diet.
20:52Sir!
20:53Toilet.
21:00Masterji?
21:02Oh maybe.
21:47What's this?
22:02What are you doing?
22:18Sir?
22:20Toilet.
22:47What's this?
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