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00:01One by blue one one eight.
00:05Weapons away.
00:08Get back 20 seconds.
00:11Where's the bomb, sausage?
00:1320 seconds.
00:22RPG incoming!
00:26Fuck, sugar!
00:28Sugar, fix him!
00:31Reloading.
00:44Oh shit.
00:46Fuck.
00:52You got eyes on him?
00:53Lost him in the smoke.
00:54Fuck.
00:56Did he pop the smoke?
00:57I don't know.
01:01Fuck.
01:08Playboy, do you copy?
01:10I see him.
01:11Stay with him.
01:30Reaper, Reaper, you there?
01:34Reaper?
01:50Reaper, you there?
01:52We're here, Playboy.
01:55Give me the status of your team.
02:01KIA.
02:06Fuck.
02:07Okay, Playboy.
02:08Let's do this by the numbers.
02:10Confirm your current grid location.
02:13Yeah.
02:23I'm headed northeast.
02:25November, Romeo, two seven six zero nine three two two.
02:28I'm, uh...
02:31I'm approximately five clicks from the evac point.
02:38I need you to scan forward 500 meters.
02:40Make sure the area is clear.
02:41Copy, Playboy.
02:42We got you.
02:43Scanning forward 500 meters.
02:45Stand by.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Area's clear.
02:50Area looks clear.
02:51You're good to move.
02:59Playboy, do you copy?
03:04Playboy?
03:18What's he doing? Is he moving?
03:20He's freaking out.
03:22You gotta calm him down.
03:25Hey, Playboy.
03:26Good news.
03:28Helicopter is inbound to the evac point.
03:30The cavalry is on the way.
03:35You gotta get your ass on the move, son.
03:42You gotta move, man. Let's go.
03:44Come on, soldier.
03:46Get up and go.
03:49Here we go.
03:50All right.
03:51You scan forward. I've got him.
03:53Scanning forward.
03:54Tell me what you see.
03:56I don't see anything.
04:27Reaper.
04:29Think I'm hearing a truck.
04:30He's right.
04:31I have contact from the west.
04:33Truck on the road, half a click.
04:37I have contact from the east.
04:39Looks like they're converging on Playboy's position.
04:41Playboy, be aware.
04:42You have converging targets east and west.
04:57How much hornets do you have left?
04:59One by hellfire.
05:00Air to ground, one-four standing by.
05:02You want those hornets airborne?
05:04Negative.
05:06Okay, Playboy.
05:07Tally eyes on target.
05:08What do you want to do?
05:09Keep eyes on him.
05:11Roger that. Standing by.
05:26Okay.
05:44Reaper, do you have eyes on hostiles?
05:46Confirmed. Hostiles from the east are armed.
05:49Are they able to leave?
05:50They've got weapons. Safe to assume.
05:57Playboy, you copy?
05:58Get a dog right now.
06:10Oh, for fuck's sake. Playboy, Playboy.
06:12K9 coming your way.
06:16You gotta be shitting me.
06:27Go, go.
06:35Fuck.
06:36Playboy, Buffalo Bill has dismounted.
06:38He's approaching your position.
06:40Looks like he's coming towards Lassie.
06:48Do not move.
06:56Playboy, Buffalo Bill is on your position.
07:00Do not move.
07:15Okay, Playboy. Looks like Lassie's going home.
07:18Buffalo Bill has remounted.
07:20Hostiles are leaving the party. Stand by.
07:43God damn it.
07:45God damn it.
07:49Playboy.
07:51Buffalo Bill and his buddy are gone. The truck is gone.
07:54You are clear tracking 500 meters to your north.
08:00There's a path up that ridge on your one o'clock.
08:14There's a path up that ridge on your one o'clock.
08:32Hey, Playboy.
08:34How you holding up?
08:40I'm all right.
08:42Where you from, man?
08:46Ohio.
08:48No shit.
08:50Me too.
08:51Brooke Park.
08:53Middleburg Heights.
08:55They're basically fucking neighbors.
08:57O-H.
09:00I-O.
09:01Hello, Buckeye.
09:05Get home much?
09:07Yeah.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Yeah, I was just there.
09:14Had to bury my father.
09:20Oh, man. It's hard to hear.
09:23Yeah, it's all right.
09:25You guys close?
09:30Yeah.
09:33Yeah, he's a good guy.
09:39Yeah.
09:47In Sweet Sixteen news, the fucking Buckeyes just shit the bed against VCU.
09:53First round.
09:55Try to depress me more?
09:56Sorry, man.
10:00Hey, you ever got up to Mama Satis on Mayfield?
10:03You kidding me?
10:05I lived at that place during high school.
10:07Fucking great.
10:09I know, right?
10:11I met my first wife there in 95.
10:15Oh, yeah?
10:16Yeah, we met in line.
10:18We both ordered a stromboli.
10:20Who the fuck ordered a stromboli?
10:22I know, right?
10:23I thought it was meant to be.
10:25And it was.
10:28Right up until it wasn't.
10:29You know?
10:31My current wife hates this shit.
10:34Is she jealous?
10:35No, man. Worse.
10:38She's vegan.
10:40Oh, man. That is worse.
10:42How do you know if someone's a vegan?
10:45How?
10:46They will tell you.
10:51You're getting really close now, man. Just keep up the pace. Good work.
11:05Good work.
11:28ETA on the Hilo?
11:30Playboy Zero-Six, this is Blackbird Two-Five. Approaching LZ from east.
11:34ETA in three mics. Over.
11:35Copy.
11:40Reaper, how's my path to the LZ?
11:42Clear.
11:43Path is clear.
11:45Time to get the hell out of Dodge, Playboy.
11:59Let's go.
12:18Thanks for the eyes, Reaper.
12:19Happy to do it.
12:21Hey, drop me a line next time you're in Vegas.
12:24I have a solid hookup for Disney on Ice.
12:27Awesome. I might pass on that.
12:30But I'm in Nellis all the time.
12:32We're here, man. Call Senkov. Raven Squadron. Eddie Grimm.
12:37Just ask for Reaper.
12:39Will do.
12:41Blackbird Two-Five, I have a visual. LZ is clear for extract.
12:46Marking position with IR.
12:47IR.
12:54Roger that, Playboy. I have your position marked.