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00:00You
00:30Know
01:00I
01:30Look, he'll be so happy to see all this.
01:32He always says, I've spoiled you, I didn't teach you anything.
01:35Today he'll be so impressed that he'll keep praising you.
01:43Now she's going to praise me.
01:46Who decorated this breakfast table in such a wrong way?
01:51Who?
01:53Everything is wrong.
01:54What's wrong?
01:55According to table manners,
01:57Spoon should be on the right hand side of the plate.
02:00And fork should be on the left hand side of the plate.
02:03The glass of juice should be at a distance of 10 cm from the plate.
02:07And look at these sandwiches.
02:09Tomatoes are coming out.
02:11Tomatoes should be inside the sandwiches.
02:13And the pieces are cut in such a wrong way.
02:16Enough, enough, Suraj, enough.
02:18You keep making mistakes one after the other.
02:21And what about you, huh?
02:22The coffee you made yesterday,
02:24It smelled so bad that no one drank it.
02:27That was coffee?
02:30I thought it was insecticide.
02:32And I sprayed it on the plants.
02:34Again, huh?
02:35Enough, enough.
02:37Do you see this cooking book?
02:39After reading this cooking book,
02:41I'm going to become the world's best cook in a day.
02:44But why are you doing all this, dad?
02:46I have a friend.
02:47T2 Tasty, who lives in America.
02:49Whose channel is called Eating and Cooking.
02:52He's coming here tomorrow.
02:53And I thought that after reading this cooking book,
02:56I'll feed him such a tasty dish with my own hands
02:58that he might get impressed and give me a break in his channel.
03:01Then you'll see.
03:02I'll become the world's best cook.
03:04And your mouth will shut forever.
03:07Let me see how you shut my mouth.
03:11Only time will tell, mother-in-law.
03:13It's like a challenge.
03:16Challenge.
03:20Let's try this dish.
03:21Nargisi Kofte.
03:23First, take a bowl and fill it with water.
03:26Okay.
03:29I'm getting ready to shut my mouth.
03:32Now, see my magic.
03:36Three.
03:39Then, throw the water away and put the bowl back in its place.
03:52It's not everyone's cup of tea to make Nargisi Kofte.
03:55Especially after reading the recipe book.
04:00Okay.
04:01Let's try some other dish.
04:03Looks like he's not going to give up.
04:07Yes.
04:08Let me try this dish.
04:09This looks easy.
04:11Kashmiri Pulao.
04:13So, first, take a bowl and fill it with water.
04:17Okay.
04:22Three.
04:28Okay.
04:30Throw the water away and put the bowl back in its place.
04:35Wear your tie and go to the clinic, Mr. Suraj Malhotra.
04:39This is not your cup of tea.
04:41You will never be able to shut your grandmother's mouth.
04:44So, this is your grandmother's trick.
04:46Mother-in-law, no problem.
04:48I have other ways to shut your mouth.
04:59Recipe?
05:10Sister Shreya!
05:12Sister Shreya!
05:17Sister Shreya!
05:18Is Sister Pam going to meet Brother Dhruv again?
05:22You know, whenever Pam doesn't meet Dhruv, she comes here.
05:25Because she knows Dhruv will come here.
05:27I don't know what to do about this Pam.
05:30Sister, don't do anything.
05:32I'll do it.
05:33Look, I have a pendulum.
05:36I'll hypnotize him with this, okay?
05:42Sister Pam, I want to talk to you.
05:45Look, I know that Dhruv and Raja are going to come here at 11 o'clock.
05:49And there are only two minutes left until 11 o'clock.
05:53So, no matter what anyone says to me, I'm not going to leave.
05:56But Sister Pam, Dhruv is Raja.
05:59Dhruv is Raja?
06:00Yes, and Raja is Dhruv.
06:02Raja, Dhruv?
06:04Dhruv is Raja.
06:06Dhruv is Raja?
06:07And Raja is Dhruv.
06:09And Raja is Dhruv?
06:10Dhruv is Raja.
06:11And Raja is Dhruv.
06:13Dhruv is Raja.
06:14And Raja is Dhruv.
06:16Sister Jiya.
06:18Sister Jiya, now Sister Pam will feel that Raja is Dhruv.
06:21And Dhruv is Raja.
06:24Hi Jiya.
06:25Oh my God, what is Pam doing here?
06:27Look Pam, I don't want to talk to you, okay?
06:30And I don't even want to see your face.
06:33Got it?
06:34Excuse me.
06:35Hi darling.
06:36I was waiting for you.
06:38Where were you, Dhruv?
06:40You will come with me for coffee, right Dhruv?
06:42Pam, what you are thinking is wrong.
06:45I am Raja and Dhruv is him.
06:47Look Dhruv, you don't have to make excuses to avoid me.
06:50You will have to come with me and that's final.
06:53Come on darling, let's go.
06:55Raja, Raja.
06:56I will go and save Raja.
06:57Raja.
06:58Sister Jiya, today Pam will not even see Dhruv.
07:02Yes, but Bebo, it is not good to hypnotize anyone like this.
07:05So is it good to take away someone's boyfriend like this?
07:08No, but Bebo, look.
07:10Sister, I am going.
07:11Now I want to play more with this pendulum.
07:19Hey, grandma.
07:20What are you doing here in the kitchen?
07:22Are you trying to defeat papa with your magic?
07:25Look grandma, this is not right.
07:27This is wrong.
07:28This is wrong?
07:29And Suraj is misbehaving with me, that is right?
07:32That means he is challenging me to shut my mouth.
07:34Is that right?
07:35Look grandma, please let papa try in his own way.
07:38And you will not do your magic on him at all.
07:40Namaste Peripona, how are you?
07:43Oh, my feet are itching.
07:44I am losing.
07:45Long live, long live.
07:46I was missing you a lot.
07:48Whenever I hear your voice, it fills my heart.
07:51Oh, such things are also good.
07:53So whenever you feel like, talk to me.
07:55See how you lost in front of me.
07:57One minute, aunt.
07:59Actually, I am not talking to you.
08:01I am talking to my mom.
08:03Who is on the phone.
08:05And my mom is going to give me a recipe to make cauliflower parathas.
08:10Yes, mom.
08:11Actually, one of my friends is coming from America.
08:14I have to impress him.
08:16And I have to shut someone's mouth here.
08:18Grandma, grandma.
08:19Grandma, please don't get angry with papa.
08:22Look, papa has the right to try in his own way.
08:25And become number one.
08:26Please don't do magic on him, grandma.
08:28Okay, dear.
08:29You are saying, so I won't do any magic on Suraj.
08:33But now I won't give up.
08:36What do you mean?
08:37I mean, now I will compete with Suraj.
08:40I will also make a dish, with which I will impress Cheetu Tasty.
08:44And then let's see who wins.
08:46You or me.
08:47No one will be able to win in front of my mom's cauliflower parathas.
08:51Challenge.
08:52Challenge.
08:53Challenge.
09:23What should I make?
09:24What should I make?
09:27First of all, hot dogs.
09:32And now some cookies.
09:36Rum balls.
09:39Now one more thing.
09:42Of course, my favorite, pineapple paste.
09:47Ah, that's perfect.
09:49Now Cheetu Tasty is going to love my dishes.
09:52And I will become the best cook.
09:54Suraj will definitely lose.
09:57Yes, yes, mom.
09:58It's ready.
09:59It's ready.
10:00It's fun.
10:01It's fun.
10:02Cheetu Tasty will taste it and go crazy.
10:06Crazy.
10:07Just wait and watch.
10:08I will become the world's best cook, mom.
10:10And my mother-in-law will definitely lose.
10:13Mom, ding dong.
10:14Ding dong.
10:15Cheetu Tasty is here, mom.
10:16I will talk to you later.
10:19Cheetu is here.
10:20Cheetu is here.
10:21Cheetu is here.
10:22Cheetu is here.
10:23Cheetu is here.
10:24Cheetu is here.
10:26If there is taste in life, then life is the best.
10:29Hey, Cheetu.
10:31You haven't changed your dialogue even today.
10:33Because people eat to live.
10:36But I live to eat.
10:39He used to say this in college.
10:41Sit, sit.
10:42People say, live and let live.
10:45But I say, eat and let eat.
10:48Let me eat.
10:49Great.
10:50This is my mother-in-law, Cheetu.
10:52Whether I am happy to meet you or not,
10:56I will tell you only after tasting your dishes.
10:59Okay, okay.
11:00But how did you know that I have prepared some dishes for you?
11:03Wherever I go, people prepare something for me
11:06in order to become the best cook.
11:09By the way, I have also prepared something to taste.
11:12I knew it.
11:14All this is the magic of my channel, Cooking and Eating.
11:17It is famous all over the world.
11:20But that's it.
11:22Now I don't want to use this mouth to speak.
11:27Now this Cheetu Tasty has to taste something tasty.
11:32Yes, yes.
11:33Give it to me.
11:34Give it to me.
11:37No way.
11:38No way.
11:39Move, move, move.
11:40It is more tasty than you.
11:41No way.
11:42Take it, take it, take it.
11:43Take it.
11:44Take it.
11:46Cheetu, move.
12:14Wow.
12:27Wow.
12:28You have made the most delicious dishes.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32I have made it with magic.
12:34That's what I am saying.
12:35He has magic in his hands.
12:38But Suraj, your cauliflower paratha
12:44was okay, but not very tasty.
12:47That means I have been selected.
12:49Where do I have to come?
12:50When?
12:51Which day?
12:52Famous Studio, Floor No. 18.
12:54Thank you, Mr. Cheetu Tasty.
12:57But not you, Suraj will come.
13:00What?
13:01The thing is that the dishes you have made,
13:04the people of America are already eating them.
13:07I have to show them in my program,
13:09I have to feed them what they can't eat every day.
13:12That's why, Suraj,
13:13you make your cauliflower paratha and show it in my program.
13:18Of course.
13:20I am sorry, ma'am.
13:24Why doesn't she say anything?
13:26Because she has stopped talking.
13:33Stop it.
13:37Dear, who did this cross connection?
13:40Bebo's daughter.
13:41She hypnotized Pam with her magical pendulum.
13:44Pam thinks that Raja is Dhruv.
13:46That's why she is after him.
13:47Then she hypnotized Neeta.
13:48Neeta thinks that he is not Pam,
13:49that's why she is after Dhruv.
13:50Ma'am, please fix this mess with your magic.
13:54Dear, my magic won't work on a magical pendulum.
13:57That's why I have to call Bebo.
14:01I am sorry, ma'am.
14:02Are you stupid?
14:04Who told you to hypnotize me?
14:06Give it to me.
14:07She hypnotizes me.
14:11You are you.
14:12We are us.
14:14You are you.
14:15We are us.
14:17You are what you are.
14:20We are what we are.
14:23Ma'am, please save me from Pam.
14:24Raja, why are you hiding from me?
14:27I am not pulling you out.
14:30She is fine.
14:31Raja, please save me from Neeta.
14:33Dhruv, what's wrong with you?
14:35Why are you hiding behind Raja?
14:37Jiah was calling you.
14:38Go to Jiah.
14:39She is fine.
14:40Excuse me.
14:41Dhruv won't go to Jiah.
14:43Dhruv will come to me.
14:45She has started.
14:46Oh my God.
14:47Save me.
14:48No, no.
14:50Raja.
14:51Let's go to the college.
14:52Let's go to the parlour and have ice cream.
14:54Are you mad?
14:55Pam gave me 10 ice creams.
14:56Now you...
14:57Run.
14:58Raja, listen to me.
14:59Raja, listen to me.
15:00Wait.
15:01Grandma, I think I have to handle this situation.
15:03I am going.
15:04Grandma,
15:05Grandma,
15:06Yadir can't do the work without me.
15:09So I am going to help him.
15:14Hello, mother-in-law.
15:15I am going to T2 Tasty's program
15:18to become the number one cook in the world.
15:20And then I will shut your mouth forever.
15:23Oh.
15:24It's not that easy, son-in-law.
15:27Think about it.
15:28What if something goes wrong there
15:31and you lose your mind?
15:32I will lose my mind?
15:34You will lose your mind.
15:36I will lose my mind?
15:38You will lose your mind.
15:39I am out of my mind.
15:44I hypnotized him by mistake.
15:47And he fainted.
15:48Now...
15:53Shrink, bring, server, link.
15:54Future, present, changing.
15:55Suraj, son, wake up.
15:57Don't lose your mind.
15:58You will become an ace cook.
16:00Today is your show.
16:01Wake up.
16:04Wake up.
16:05Grandma, your magic is not working.
16:08The magic of fairies doesn't work on hypnotized people.
16:14Now uncle will remain unconscious for 24 hours.
16:17What?
16:1824 hours?
16:19But grandma, papa has to reach the table studio in half an hour.
16:23If papa doesn't reach in his cookery show,
16:26he will get very angry with us later.
16:28Let's do this, Jia.
16:30Let's take Suraj to the studio in this condition.
16:33Then we will think what to do.
16:35But grandma, how will we take papa in this condition?
16:38I have an idea.
16:40Shrink, bring, server, link.
16:41Future, present, changing.
16:43Sometimes in front, sometimes behind.
16:45Take uncle in this car.
16:53Jia, be careful.
16:55It's okay.
16:56Papa is very heavy.
16:58Smile.
17:02Brother, is T2 tasty's shooting here?
17:06Yes.
17:07Jia.
17:14Hello, where are you guys?
17:15Yes, we are here.
17:16Where is Suraj?
17:17Behind us.
17:21What is he doing?
17:22What happened?
17:23He is touching the ground of the studio.
17:25He is giving respect.
17:29I will be back.
17:30Okay.
17:31Grandma.
17:32Sorry.
17:35Okay.
17:38Hello.
17:39Hello.
17:40Hello.
17:43What are you doing?
17:44I am hugging you.
17:47Suraj.
17:48Hello.
17:49Suraj.
17:50Why isn't he saying anything?
17:52Today is papa's shooting.
17:55He doesn't talk to anyone during the shooting.
17:57He is concentrating.
18:00I will be back.
18:03Let's go.
18:04Let's go.
18:05Let's go.
18:28I think something is wrong.
18:31What is wrong?
18:33Everything is fine.
18:34Is it?
18:35Yes.
18:36Then why is Suraj reading this paper upside down?
18:39It's Suraj's habit.
18:40It's his childhood habit.
18:41He reads everything upside down.
18:43He used to write his paper upside down when he was in school.
18:46Why?
18:47So that the student behind him can't copy it.
18:51Yes.
18:53We will get ready.
18:54Then we will call you.
18:56Of course.
18:58Grandma.
18:59We have handled it till now.
19:00What will we do about papa when he comes to call us?
19:03Let me think, Jia.
19:04Let me think.
19:05Let me think.
19:06What should I do?
19:11Idea.
19:13Puppets.
19:15What?
19:21Quiet.
19:22Grandma, you tell me.
19:23How will you make papa move with these puppets?
19:26Just wait and watch.
19:43Grandma, the work is done.
19:46It's done.
19:47Relax.
19:48Relax.
19:50Roll it.
19:53Four.
19:54Three.
19:55Two.
19:56One.
19:57Action.
19:58Hi.
19:59I am T2Tasty.
20:00And today on your favorite cooking and eating show,
20:03we have Suraj Malhotra.
20:05This is Jia, his assistant.
20:07She will tell us what and how Suraj is making.
20:11Because Suraj is going to cook for us today.
20:14Namaste.
20:15Namaste.
20:16So, first of all, we will pick up a bowl.
20:25And we will put some water in that bowl.
20:31Water.
20:36Water.
20:37Water.
20:38Water.
20:39Water.
20:40Water.
20:41Water.
20:42Water.
20:44Water.
20:48Cut it.
20:49Oh my.
20:51Suraj.
20:53You can never become a cook.
20:57I will never invite you to my cooking and eating show.
21:01You guys can leave.
21:03Fuck off.
21:08What nonsense is this?
21:09What is this?
21:10The show was bad, that doesn't mean you can erase my memory.
21:13At least you should have let me remember which dishes I made, so that I don't make them again.
21:18No, no, dear Suraj. We didn't want you to be hurt.
21:22What?
21:25You're so nice, mother-in-law.
21:27So that I don't get hurt, that's why you erased my memory?
21:32Oh, mother-in-law, I'm so sorry.
21:34And I'm the one who keeps fighting with you.
21:37I keep hurting your feelings.
21:39Please forgive me, mother-in-law.
21:41I'll never fight with you again.
21:43And if by chance...
21:45I'm sorry, mother-in-law, that I ever fought with you.
21:48No, no, dear Suraj, don't say that.
21:50What's the point of apologizing?
21:52If you ever find out that I've made a mistake, then forgive me.
21:55We'll settle the score.
21:57Okay.
21:58Granny, you lied to your father.
22:01But what if his friend P2 Tasty finds out and tells him what happened at the show?
22:05He'll never find out.
22:07He's here.
22:08What?
22:09P2 Tasty is standing behind you.
22:12Hello, Suraj.
22:14I want to tell you something about tomorrow's show.
22:17No, no, no, we'll tell you.
22:19Suraj, actually, yesterday I thought...
22:22What did you think?
22:23No!
22:24I'll tell you.
22:25No, no, we'll tell you.
22:26No!
22:27I'll tell you!
22:29Suraj, do you know what you did at yesterday's show?
22:33What did I do?
22:34You lost your mind.
22:36What do you mean, I lost my mind?
22:38Yes, everyone lost their minds.
22:42No one knew that you would make such a good dish.
22:46Do you know that you got the most votes in yesterday's episode?
22:50You became the best cook!
22:52Yes, yes, yes!
22:55Oh!
22:56That's why you gave my memory...
23:00Thank you so much, mother-in-law.
23:02I love surprises!
23:04P2, thank you!
23:06Thank you!
23:08This is how it happened.
23:10I uploaded it to Keechu Uncle's Instagram.
23:13And now he thinks that Suraj Uncle made a really good dish at his show.
23:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
23:22Big time performance!