The Billionaire's Masquerade Full HD
The Billionaire's Masquerade Full HD
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00:00:00Will you marry me?
00:00:02Shelby Trudeau must be married by 5 o'clock today or she loses her inheritance.
00:00:06I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau. I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:09Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:00:11The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:00:15Alright, let's get married.
00:00:17I can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:00:21Why can't you just tell her it's your place? You're a public figure.
00:00:24When do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:00:26The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a boy.
00:00:28She liked me for me and I want that again.
00:00:30You can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:00:34Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:00:37I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:00:40How pathetic and pointless.
00:00:42Tell him how in love we are.
00:00:44Sometimes I forget how to let go, but with you every day is fun.
00:00:48Actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:00:52You are Roy's secret bride.
00:00:54A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:00:57We need to get a divorce.
00:00:59I've spent my whole life looking for you.
00:01:02Sometimes love isn't enough.
00:01:05Could it be?
00:01:07It's her. It's always been her.
00:01:10How could it be so blind?
00:01:28I'm bored.
00:01:31According to Mr. Trudeau's will,
00:01:33your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau,
00:01:37must be married by five o'clock today,
00:01:40or she loses her inheritance.
00:01:42That unladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:01:45Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:01:47Ryan, hello.
00:01:48We want Shelby to know show.
00:01:50That's the way we get everything.
00:01:58I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:02:00I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:02:02Well, look who it is, the prodigal sister.
00:02:05Dressed in your old uniform.
00:02:07Pathetic.
00:02:08Still trying to play hero.
00:02:10I'm in the Army Reserve now, CC.
00:02:12I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:02:14The will, please.
00:02:16Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:20Should have just died in the war.
00:02:23Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:26Should have just died in the field like a good little soldier.
00:02:29No one would have missed you.
00:02:30Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:02:34Look, you don't have to respect me,
00:02:36but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain on the battlefield.
00:02:40God, look around, CC.
00:02:42Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:02:44Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:02:48You have freedom and peace
00:02:50because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:02:57Of course.
00:02:59The will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:03:01And I want to thank you for your service.
00:03:08Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours
00:03:11only if signed by both you and your spouse.
00:03:16Ooh!
00:03:18That means you've got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:03:20Tick tock.
00:03:33Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:03:35Give up your inheritance and I'll give you one percent.
00:03:38Better than nothing.
00:03:41You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:03:43You will not take what he left me.
00:03:45And what this money could do to help the gym
00:03:48and all the women that are part of it.
00:03:52Really, Shelby?
00:03:54Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:03:56The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand
00:03:58three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:04:14Don't. Keep the mystery.
00:04:19You've already lost, Shelby.
00:04:21Take the one percent I'm offering and be grateful for it.
00:04:25Right. You're not even going to find a bum on the street
00:04:27to marry you in time.
00:04:31Watch me.
00:04:35Watch me.
00:04:43Watch me.
00:04:51Don't worry.
00:04:58He looks single.
00:05:00Oh my God, this is totally food bar.
00:05:03Suck it up, soldier.
00:05:05You can't let your evil stepmother and stepsister win.
00:05:10Hey, mister.
00:05:13Will you marry me?
00:05:23I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain,
00:05:26but if you help me, I promise a generous reward
00:05:28once I get my inheritance.
00:05:30Well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:05:32So you won't have to live on the streets anymore.
00:05:34Do I look like a homeless person to her?
00:05:36Priceless.
00:05:40Shelby Strudeau, are you insane?
00:05:42You can't marry this...
00:05:44...helpful.
00:05:47Shelby Strudeau, the late Judge Strudeau's eldest daughter.
00:05:51That's right. The judge said she was a soldier.
00:05:54He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:05:57Here's a few bucks.
00:05:59Take it and get lost. Don't meddle in our business.
00:06:02Don't speak to him like that.
00:06:04He's a person with feelings.
00:06:07The Cinderella Tale, complete with an evil stepmother
00:06:10and an obnoxious stepsister.
00:06:12It's Claire who deserves my help.
00:06:14And the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:06:16All right. Let's get married.
00:06:33Names for the marriage certificate?
00:06:35Shelby Strudeau.
00:06:38And your name is?
00:06:40Griffin Roy.
00:07:02And congratulations, you lovebirds.
00:07:15This isn't over. Tell her!
00:07:23Sergeant Strude... Mrs. Roy.
00:07:26You have to stay married for at least one full year...
00:07:30...or everything goes to your stepmother and stepsister.
00:07:34You hear that, Shelby?
00:07:36You'll last a week with that hobo.
00:07:42Come on.
00:07:48I guess we'll need to keep in touch.
00:07:50But you probably don't have a permanent address.
00:07:54Once the estate gets settled and I have the money,
00:07:57we can get you an apartment and set you up with a job.
00:08:00When most people get what they wanted, they usually just walk away.
00:08:04Well, I'm not most people.
00:08:07I see that.
00:08:15I gotta return this.
00:08:18Goodbye for now.
00:08:21Goodbye, wife.
00:08:35Where the hell have you been?
00:08:52Gotcha.
00:08:53Seriously, this is over the top, even for you.
00:08:58This DNA, get it to Detective McSwain right away.
00:09:01Look, as your campaign manager,
00:09:03I need you to be more focused on your image, okay?
00:09:07You'll never catch LaRoche dumpster diving.
00:09:13Marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life.
00:09:18You know, when you elected me to Congress three years ago,
00:09:22you got a package deal.
00:09:24Griffin Roy, just another billionaire bachelor.
00:09:27Playboy lawyer. Best.
00:09:29This, my friend, is where you're vulnerable.
00:09:32In a snap, I can line up a dozen beautiful, successful women
00:09:36who want me for what I am, not who I am.
00:09:38Look, you can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:09:42It's not just some girl. We had a connection.
00:09:46Never had that before.
00:09:53Look, I gotta run.
00:09:55But Griffin, you need to find a woman who can stand by your side.
00:09:59Someone real.
00:10:00Not this made-up mystery girl you've built up in your head.
00:10:20Remember that true strength is not physical.
00:10:23It comes from the belief that you are worth defending.
00:10:26All right, guys. That's class. Nice work.
00:10:35So what's the latest on the STD super spreader?
00:10:38I tried to call him, but Mr. Chlamydia blocked my number.
00:10:42Who knows how many other women he's done this to.
00:10:46So I was thinking maybe it's time to go by his place and confront him in person.
00:10:52What's holding you back?
00:10:54Andre's no regular guy, Shelby. He's got a bro pack.
00:10:57These men are like wolves with mutton.
00:11:00Let's go.
00:11:01We'll face this douchebag together.
00:11:23What's your name?
00:11:24I'm Stephanie.
00:11:26How about a drink, huh?
00:11:27Oh, that's okay.
00:11:28Come on. One little drink won't do no harm.
00:11:31Okay, one drink.
00:11:32Really, Pierce? This clown is the one who controls the town's power brokers.
00:11:37You wanna beat LaRoche, you gotta mingle with the good, the bad, and the Andres.
00:11:48I can't believe I slept with that.
00:11:50What was I thinking?
00:11:52I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:11:54I mean, the night was just one big black hole.
00:11:58It wasn't the alcohol that caused you to black out.
00:12:05Thanks.
00:12:06That creep.
00:12:09You dickless loser.
00:12:12Oh, shit.
00:12:18Drugging girls to get laid.
00:12:20What the fuck? Get out of my house, skank.
00:12:23I'm the skank?
00:12:25That's funny. You're the one spreading chlamydia.
00:12:28Shut the fuck up and get out of my house.
00:12:31Unless you're back for more, I know how much of a whore you really are.
00:12:35You like spreading your legs, don't you?
00:12:38I just told you that you have chlamydia and you...
00:12:41Oh, my God. You already know you have it.
00:12:45And you don't care.
00:12:47Ladies, Andre Ivanov has been knowingly spreading chlamydia.
00:12:59What is she doing here?
00:13:01Both of you, get out of here.
00:13:04Oh, shit. She can't know who I am yet.
00:13:13Do you know who I am?
00:13:15I don't care.
00:13:21Where did she come from?
00:13:23That's my wife. Isn't she amazing?
00:13:25And she's gonna cost you, Andre, once he finds out you're married to her?
00:13:28I don't care.
00:13:29You think you can crash my party and put that ninja shit on me?
00:13:34You are one dead bitch.
00:13:46Oh, nice. Did you see that combo?
00:13:49Dude, she can fight. Look at her form, man.
00:13:52Dude, she can really fight, man.
00:13:54You are hopeless.
00:13:56Hey, swap me jackets. I'll give you my Rolex.
00:14:22Fuck.
00:14:26Fuck you, Roy. I'll do everything I can to end you.
00:14:30We should get out of here.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:36Get him.
00:14:39You lied to me. You're not some homeless guy.
00:14:42Okay, when did I say I was homeless?
00:14:44You were next to a dumpster. That's not much of a leap.
00:14:47What were you doing at this party?
00:14:49Working the room.
00:14:50Oh, thought you were one of those asshole rich guys.
00:14:54I'm sorry. I hope I didn't cost you your job.
00:14:58I know how you can make it up to me. Have dinner with me.
00:15:03My place is nearby. I'll whip something up as a thank you for tonight.
00:15:07Wow. A wife who cooks and kicks ass.
00:15:10I'm one lucky man.
00:15:12Don't push it.
00:15:21Hey, dinner's ready.
00:15:28This is nice. I haven't had a home cooked meal in a long time.
00:15:32It's one of the things I missed the most when I was deployed.
00:15:35How long were you in the military?
00:15:36Seven years. I joined right after high school.
00:15:39My mom had just died and I was feeling rudderless.
00:15:42You weren't close with your father?
00:15:45I was. He was my hero.
00:15:49Until he wasn't. He cheated on my mom with Margo.
00:15:54He was the judge and she was the court stenographer.
00:15:57It was quite the scandal at the time.
00:15:59That must have been really hard for you.
00:16:03It was harder on my mom. She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
00:16:07Even started using my mom's maiden name.
00:16:09But then three years ago he reached out, told me he was sick, so I came to New Orleans for a visit.
00:16:14Here I am.
00:16:16Here you are.
00:16:18Enough about me. What's your story, Griffin Roy?
00:16:25Shelby Trudeau, come on out now.
00:16:27We know you're in there, Shelby. The light is on.
00:16:30We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:32We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:35Hey, I'll handle this.
00:16:39Oh, I thought I heard a couple of stray cats out here yelling, but it's just you two.
00:16:45And you are?
00:16:46That's the homeless guy that Shelby married.
00:16:48What are you doing here?
00:16:50Why wouldn't Griffin be here? He's my husband, after all.
00:16:54Mama, what are we going to do? We need to challenge the will.
00:16:56But how can we do that if they're still together?
00:16:58Shut up, Cece.
00:16:59Oh, I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:17:03How pathetic.
00:17:04Oh, I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:17:07How pathetic and pointless.
00:17:09Look how in love we are.
00:17:11I'll be back.
00:17:13Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:17:17Right. We're going to shred that will and your shame of marriage in no time.
00:17:21Hey!
00:17:31Margo and Cece are going to be a problem. There's no way they'll let us be.
00:17:35What if we moved in together?
00:17:38You want to live here?
00:17:40No. Somewhere with better security. Like my place.
00:17:46Sure. I'm dying to see where you live.
00:17:52So let me get this straight. You told her you're house-sitting?
00:17:58That's right. Said I was going to watch the house while the owner was in Europe for the year.
00:18:03You do know how crazy that sounds. Why can't you just tell her it's your place?
00:18:11I saw you from across the room and I had to talk to you.
00:18:14That's very flattering, but you don't know anything about me.
00:18:17I know you take my breath away.
00:18:19And I know that I would wonder for the rest of my life if I didn't take this chance.
00:18:24Even if it was only for one night.
00:18:26Maybe it's better this way.
00:18:28No names. No past.
00:18:31We can just be ourselves.
00:18:33I'd like that very much.
00:18:37The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a Roy.
00:18:40She liked me for me.
00:18:42And I want that again, Pierce.
00:18:44Even for a little while.
00:18:50Stash all this stuff in the garage, please.
00:18:53Griffin, you're a public figure.
00:18:56A lot of people know who you are.
00:18:58How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:19:00I don't know.
00:19:02But I have a chance to be with someone without all the crap that goes along with being a Roy.
00:19:06Well, just remember.
00:19:08We're about to launch a multi-platform campaign.
00:19:11In two weeks, TV, radio, social, billboard.
00:19:16In two weeks, TV, radio, social, billboard.
00:19:19Your face is about to be everywhere.
00:19:22Then I better make the most of the next 14 days.
00:19:26I love you.
00:19:44This place is insane.
00:19:46The owner must really trust you.
00:19:48Yep. We're pretty tight.
00:19:51Here, let me show you to your room.
00:19:56I can't keep living in the past.
00:20:00Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:20:10Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:20:17I take it things are going well with Xena, Warrior Princess.
00:20:20Oh, she's so exciting. And competitive.
00:20:23She's so exciting. And competitive.
00:20:25Keeps me on my toes.
00:20:27Oh, and so damn beautiful.
00:20:29Face sweaty, no makeup, so damn real.
00:20:31When do I get to meet her?
00:20:33Her military background and work with actress women will be a real asset for both female and male voters.
00:20:38Dial it back, Pierce. We're in the early stages.
00:20:41Alright, well, don't take too long.
00:20:43You married her for the campaign.
00:20:45And it's not like she can dump you once she finds out.
00:20:48She needs you for her inheritance.
00:20:54Good.
00:21:00Hey.
00:21:02I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:21:04Oh, I like the sound of that.
00:21:06Get your mind out of the gutter, woman. I'm talking food here.
00:21:09Alright, in that case, surprise me.
00:21:12Try me. I'm full of surprises.
00:21:15I bet you are.
00:21:17See you soon.
00:21:19I bet you are.
00:21:21See you soon.
00:21:31Gotcha, sis.
00:21:33So this is where you've been hiding out.
00:21:46Did you want some of my wine?
00:21:49Sure.
00:22:13I turned off your alarm.
00:22:15You obviously needed to sleep.
00:22:17We can run tonight.
00:22:19P.S. You snore, but it's super cute.
00:22:22I do not snore, Gryffinroy.
00:22:40What are you doing in a place like this?
00:22:42I live here.
00:22:44When did you move in?
00:22:46Last week. We're house-sitting.
00:22:48Yeah, I've heard that one before.
00:22:50Listen, this is an exclusive neighborhood.
00:22:52Thieves are always trying to break in.
00:22:54Who are you calling a thief?
00:22:56Please step out. Now.
00:23:00What the hell are you doing?
00:23:02Just routine inspection.
00:23:06Let's see what else you're hiding here.
00:23:09Stop!
00:23:15Get your filthy hands off my wine!
00:23:17What?
00:23:23Oh, cool.
00:23:25I thought I was saving you, but it looks like you got it.
00:23:29Look out!
00:23:33Damn, lady.
00:23:35You make it look easy.
00:23:38Are you hurt?
00:23:39Just my pride.
00:23:42Yeah, looks like you get it flat.
00:23:44Let's get out of here. We can take my car.
00:23:47This is yours?
00:23:49Borrowed it from a friend.
00:23:51Right.
00:23:55I know all the guards who work here, and you sure as hell aren't them.
00:23:59Who the hell are you, man?
00:24:01Some kind of big shot or something?
00:24:03Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:24:06All right.
00:24:08You're under arrest.
00:24:11What the hell is going on?
00:24:20Well, that didn't go as planned.
00:24:23Mama, this is all your fault.
00:24:25You pushed me to hire those thugs to humiliate Shelby,
00:24:28and now my money's wasted and she got off scot-free.
00:24:30Eyes on the prize, Cece.
00:24:32Once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate,
00:24:34this'll be pocket change.
00:24:36Yeah, and who would have thought that bum
00:24:38would have got the police involved in all this mess?
00:24:40I don't believe he's a bum.
00:24:42I mean, how can a homeless man be so clever?
00:24:44No matter whether he's a tramp or not,
00:24:47he married Shelby for her money.
00:24:49Offer him a better deal and he'll leave her.
00:24:52We annul the marriage and claim the entire estate.
00:24:58Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox
00:25:00the port-a-potty billionaire looking for a new gigolo?
00:25:03That old cougar?
00:25:05Oh, Cece, honey, when they're that age,
00:25:07they're not cougars.
00:25:09They're saber-toothed tigers.
00:25:15Well, then we just gotta make him an offer he can't refuse.
00:25:25You really should have iced these right away.
00:25:27I realize that now.
00:25:29I've only ever sparred with gloves on,
00:25:32never thrown a bare-knuckle punch before.
00:25:36What?
00:25:38Did I just hand in my man card?
00:25:40No, you knocked a guy out with one punch.
00:25:42Your man card is fully intact.
00:25:45You just sounded like a prep school rich boy for a second.
00:25:53Not just for today, but for everything.
00:25:56It's been really lonely since my dad died,
00:25:59and it's nice having someone on my side.
00:26:02There's no need to thank me.
00:26:04I am your husband.
00:26:07Close your eyes.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:20Fair is fair.
00:26:22I owe you one.
00:26:26Cheers.
00:26:43Sorry.
00:26:45I know we're just pretending.
00:26:47Right.
00:26:49Pretending.
00:26:51Um...
00:26:53I'm gonna...
00:26:55I'm gonna go for a run.
00:26:58Okay, I'll come with...
00:27:04What if it's just me?
00:27:05Wouldn't that be ironic?
00:27:06The first woman I'm into for so long is not into me.
00:27:09Fuck!
00:27:22Griffin kissed me,
00:27:24and it felt just like that night three years ago.
00:27:27What's wrong with me?
00:27:29How can I feel the exact same way for two different men?
00:27:43I don't know.
00:27:44He looks like a wet street dog.
00:27:46I'll shower in a haircut.
00:27:48Street dog.
00:27:49I'll shower in a haircut,
00:27:51and he'll be marginally presentable.
00:27:53Hey!
00:27:54You!
00:27:59We got a proposition for you.
00:28:01How'd you like to be richer than you ever imagined?
00:28:04Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:28:06Get in.
00:28:19Are you sure he's not homeless?
00:28:21Eats like a dirty pig.
00:28:23So you want me to divorce Shelby
00:28:26and marry Victoria Wilcox,
00:28:29the shithouse billionaire?
00:28:35You will refer to them as port-a-parties, young man.
00:28:39We know you're after Shelby's inheritance,
00:28:42but she's never gonna see it.
00:28:45Well...
00:28:47He'll do.
00:28:52Oh, he'll do just nicely.
00:28:57Wait a minute.
00:28:59Have we met before?
00:29:00Because you look real familiar.
00:29:02Oh, no.
00:29:04Nope, I don't think I run in your kinds of circles,
00:29:07Miss Wilcox.
00:29:09The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:13The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:16And you will also be paid 20 grand a month
00:29:19to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:29:23Hmm.
00:29:25Oh, you don't need to worry, boy,
00:29:27because I have the libido of a 26-year-old.
00:29:31Mm-mm.
00:29:33Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:29:35Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:29:46I don't understand.
00:29:48This says...
00:29:49You're under arrest for pandering.
00:29:52Detective McSwain,
00:29:54this woman has tried to recruit me as a sex worker.
00:29:59That's a Class C felony.
00:30:00He's lying.
00:30:03And you will also be paid 20 grand a month
00:30:06to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:30:14Detective, detective.
00:30:15There must be some misunderstanding.
00:30:17There's no nonsense going on here.
00:30:20No, you can't arrest me on the word of that bum.
00:30:22He set me up.
00:30:23Detective McSwain, it's getting late.
00:30:26Um, I'd like to go home and see my wife.
00:30:30Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:30:34Wait.
00:30:37You have made a big mistake rejecting me.
00:30:40I'm a woman of wealth and power that you cannot fathom.
00:30:44I will make you pay very dearly for this.
00:30:48I don't think anyone mentioned my last name.
00:30:51It's Roy.
00:30:54Oh.
00:30:57Well, I knew you looked familiar, you see.
00:31:00I'm just an old woman.
00:31:02You could forgive me.
00:31:04Get out of my face.
00:31:08Pardon me.
00:31:10Excuse me.
00:31:12All right, we got her in the car.
00:31:14How far do you want this to go?
00:31:16Put the fear of God into her.
00:31:18Mug shot, fingerprints, the works.
00:31:21Then in the morning, drop the charges.
00:31:23Before the press gets wind.
00:31:25Here, sir, to have your hide.
00:31:27You got it, Griff.
00:31:39Where have you been?
00:31:41I was worried you were gone so long.
00:31:43Yeah?
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:47Uh, are you hungry? I can heat up some leftovers.
00:31:50Yeah, I'd like that.
00:31:55Did that just happen?
00:31:57Maybe I have a shot with her after all.
00:32:09Oh, baby, my little girl.
00:32:13I will never forget the humiliation that man has caused us.
00:32:17Don't you worry, Mama.
00:32:19I have a plan.
00:32:21I had all night to think about it in that cold, hard cell.
00:32:25If he doesn't want to divorce Shelby, fine.
00:32:28We'll just force Shelby to divorce him.
00:32:31And I know just where to hit it where it hurts.
00:32:37Amazing.
00:32:50I think we shaved 30 seconds off that time.
00:32:55I thought I was competitive.
00:32:57You didn't even compete with yourself.
00:33:08You're not growing.
00:33:10You're dying.
00:33:12I, um, I'm going to go shower.
00:33:15Me too.
00:33:20Get a grip, Shelby.
00:33:22Zoe's hot.
00:33:24You've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service.
00:33:27What makes him any different?
00:33:29He just is.
00:33:34Hey, Zara.
00:33:36Shelby, you have to get here right away.
00:33:38Buford's kicking us out the gym.
00:33:45I'm sorry, my hands are tied.
00:33:48He says we have to leave.
00:33:50Okay, I got this.
00:33:51Mr. Buford, what are you doing?
00:33:53This is my place of business.
00:33:55You're done here.
00:33:56I sold the building.
00:33:57The new owners want you out.
00:33:59That's illegal.
00:34:00I have a lease.
00:34:01They've got a break clause for new management,
00:34:03and they've decided to activate it.
00:34:05Who the hell is they?
00:34:11That would be us.
00:34:14Cliff, we can take it from here.
00:34:17Sure thing.
00:34:18Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
00:34:20I know you used all your Army money for this gym,
00:34:23but you can get it back.
00:34:25All you have to do is sign this divorce petition.
00:34:29Get a divorce, give up your inheritance,
00:34:32and then you can keep your dinky, smelly gym.
00:34:37I bet you want to hit me so bad.
00:34:40Not so tough now, are you, Shelby?
00:34:42Screw you.
00:34:43I'll just pack up and find a new location.
00:34:46Sorry, the building is now closed for...
00:34:49renovations.
00:34:51And everything inside now belongs to me.
00:34:54Of course, you could sue,
00:34:56but that would take months.
00:34:59Well, if you're going to sue me,
00:35:02I'm going to sue you.
00:35:04Months?
00:35:06Well, what would happen to your gym now, Shelby?
00:35:09That's blackmail.
00:35:10We like to call it capitalism.
00:35:12You don't sign, we close the gym,
00:35:14and then you lose everything.
00:35:18Think about what you're doing.
00:35:20This gym is a lifeline for so many women.
00:35:23I won't let you take it from them.
00:35:25You can beg, but I won't budge.
00:35:29Be a smart girl and sign the papers by tomorrow,
00:35:32or you can kiss your Valkyrie Fight Club goodbye.
00:35:37And watch us turn it into...
00:35:39Valkyrie Strip Club!
00:35:42Isn't that a good idea?
00:35:44There's poles and everything.
00:35:45Oh my.
00:35:46Plenty of girls.
00:35:47They're cute.
00:35:48They are cute.
00:35:49Cute enough.
00:35:52I'm not here because I give a damn if you win.
00:35:55I'm here to make sure that Griffin Roy doesn't.
00:35:58Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
00:36:02The fuck you say?
00:36:04What exactly did Roy do to earn your loathing?
00:36:08He partnered up against me with a She-Warrior.
00:36:12I want to see them both destroyed.
00:36:15He partnered up against me with a She-Warrior.
00:36:19I want to see them both destroyed.
00:36:22Well, with your connections and my political might,
00:36:26I think that might be able to be arranged.
00:36:37LaRose got Andre.
00:36:39What are we going to do about this?
00:36:41Nothing.
00:36:42We do not want these two pairing up, alright?
00:36:44This is political suicide.
00:36:46Just talk to Shelby.
00:36:47Maybe if you both apologize...
00:36:49Um, hell no.
00:36:50Let them do their best.
00:36:52Mark my words.
00:36:53This is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
00:37:01Hello, Shelby.
00:37:03Griffin, we need to talk.
00:37:12Shelby?
00:37:13What's going on?
00:37:14You sounded tense on the phone.
00:37:18I have so many missed moments.
00:37:20Things I should have said or done.
00:37:22Chances that were lost that might have been pivotal to my life.
00:37:26I don't want you to be another moment that I miss.
00:37:30I love you.
00:37:41You first.
00:38:00I love you.
00:38:06You first.
00:38:29You first.
00:38:50That was...
00:38:51Fucking amazing.
00:39:00Ah.
00:39:03Griffin?
00:39:04Where are you going?
00:39:06Griffin?
00:39:08Griffin?
00:39:11Explain yourself.
00:39:13Toothbrush.
00:39:16BJ's.
00:39:18This is Jacques.
00:39:20Why?
00:39:21You're my wife.
00:39:23I sleep with you now.
00:39:25We probably should have talked this through.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:28You said you had missed moments.
00:39:31I've had them too.
00:39:33You will not be one of them.
00:39:36I know we said we were pretending, but...
00:39:39I want to give us a chance.
00:39:41A real one.
00:39:43Oh?
00:39:58I love you.
00:39:59I love you.
00:40:00I love you.
00:40:01I love you.
00:40:02I love you.
00:40:03I love you.
00:40:04I love you.
00:40:05I love you.
00:40:06I love you.
00:40:07I love you.
00:40:08I love you.
00:40:09I love you.
00:40:10I love you.
00:40:11I love you.
00:40:12I love you.
00:40:13I love you.
00:40:14I love you.
00:40:15I love you.
00:40:16I love you.
00:40:17I love you.
00:40:18I love you.
00:40:19I love you.
00:40:20I love you.
00:40:21I love you.
00:40:22I love you.
00:40:23I love you.
00:40:24I love you.
00:40:25I love you.
00:40:26I love you.
00:40:28I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:40:32Guess the bonnie lass, why don't ya?
00:40:52Cece, meet me at the gym in one hour.
00:40:54We can go over the divorce papers.
00:40:56We can go over the divorce papers.
00:41:03Goodbye, my husband.
00:41:13I knew something must have happened.
00:41:21Hello.
00:41:22Pierce.
00:41:23I need you to use all your connections to find out what Cece and Margot Trudeau did to Shelby yesterday.
00:41:30Because of them, my wife is divorcing me.
00:41:34It's five in the morning.
00:41:36You have an hour.
00:41:42How did Cece get the money to buy the entire Rampart Drive building?
00:41:46She and Margot Trudeau are using the Trudeau mansion as collateral.
00:41:49Stupid.
00:41:50Good for us, bad for them.
00:41:53And the property title?
00:41:54Still an escrow.
00:41:55The title hasn't been transferred yet.
00:41:57Make sure it is in your name.
00:42:00You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building on Rampart Drive.
00:42:04Oh, goody, goody.
00:42:10Talk to me, McSwain.
00:42:12I showed the fake guards in lockup Cece Trudeau's mugshot.
00:42:15You're right.
00:42:16She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife.
00:42:18How'd you know?
00:42:19Had her M.O. written all over it.
00:42:21I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:42:23Oh, yeah.
00:42:24Cece Trudeau thinks she's untouchable.
00:42:26Let's show her just how wrong she is.
00:42:37I'm glad you found a game to your senses, Shelby.
00:42:39I definitely have.
00:42:42Showtime.
00:42:44I'm your campaign manager, not some hired muscle.
00:42:48Here's what I think about your agreement.
00:42:51Did you see that?
00:42:53Did you see that? She chose me, man.
00:42:55She chose me.
00:42:56Well, hell.
00:42:57Looks like she did.
00:42:59You fucking bitch!
00:43:02That's her cue.
00:43:07Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby.
00:43:09You're gonna lose everything.
00:43:11You know, at least I still have my self-respect.
00:43:13Which is more than I can say for you.
00:43:15Don't be hasty, Cece.
00:43:17She's basically a man. You'll get hurt.
00:43:19I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
00:43:22But I will never agree to your demands.
00:43:26Reclaim what's yours?
00:43:28You're never gonna step foot in your precious gym ever again.
00:43:34That will be difficult to enforce since I now own the building.
00:43:38Who the hell are you?
00:43:40Pierce Durand.
00:43:41The new owner of 222 Rampart Drive.
00:43:45Your deal fell out of escrow.
00:43:48I swooped in and bought it.
00:43:50That's impossible. I own it.
00:43:53Let me spell this out in a way that even an imbecile will understand.
00:43:57I outbid you.
00:43:59The building is mine.
00:44:01Now scram.
00:44:02I'm Emma.
00:44:04Ms. Trudeau, I want to ensure you that your lease is secure.
00:44:08The only change would be a 40% discount.
00:44:11That's unbelievable. Are you sure you can afford that?
00:44:14Oh, yeah.
00:44:16Thank you, Mr. Durand.
00:44:19The gym means a lot to the women in this community.
00:44:29Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion.
00:44:31The fake guards identified you as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:36Okay, well let's get this over with.
00:44:38You paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:40Okay, well, but that was last week. You can't arrest me now.
00:44:44We most certainly can, and this time the charges won't be dropped.
00:44:48No, no, no, you can't take my girl.
00:44:51No, you can't take her.
00:44:53I'm coming after you. I'm never going to forget this when I get out.
00:44:55You're mine.
00:44:58Sarah?
00:45:00Call everyone.
00:45:02Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business.
00:45:10Well, aren't you going to go over there?
00:45:13You're the one that orchestrated this whole thing.
00:45:16No, it's her victory.
00:45:19I merely did what a husband shouldn't, to make her happy.
00:45:23It's her victory.
00:45:25I merely did what a husband shouldn't, to ensure her happiness.
00:45:28That's my reward.
00:45:30That is some wild shit you just spouted.
00:45:33This girl is seriously causing you to lose it, Griff.
00:45:35You worry too much.
00:45:37And you don't worry enough.
00:45:39We have a campaign to win, and you're ten points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls.
00:45:43What are you driving at?
00:45:45Tell Shelby who you are.
00:45:47The voters need to know who your wife is, and we need to be able to shape the narrative.
00:45:51You wait too long, and Neville LaRoche is going to find out and beat us to it.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:57I'll tell her.
00:45:59I just... I need a few more days of just me with her.
00:46:04Then I'll confess everything.
00:46:15That's Shelby Trudeau, owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club.
00:46:19Pretty girl.
00:46:21So is she screwing?
00:46:23Durand or Roy?
00:46:24I don't know, sir.
00:46:26That luncheon was so boring, Neville.
00:46:29Those stuck-up twats kept going on and on about their precious lineages dating back to the Mayflower.
00:46:40Not everyone's white trash like you, Isabel.
00:46:44It doesn't wonder how you overcame your low-class origins and gained my interest.
00:46:52That wasn't your interest, darling. That was your cock.
00:46:56Touche, my dear.
00:46:58Why are you looking at a picture of her?
00:47:00Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:47:02Well, she went by Michelle in high school.
00:47:05But yeah, that's her.
00:47:07She was a star athlete with an annoying habit of defending every loser in school.
00:47:12From bullies like you, per se.
00:47:16Oh, that is unfortunate.
00:47:20You'll have to work that much harder for when you two reconnect.
00:47:24Neville, no.
00:47:25I mean your new bestie, Isabel.
00:47:27Baby, no.
00:47:35It's cooling off. We should go inside.
00:47:38Just a few more minutes.
00:47:41I can't remember the last time I let myself just be.
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:48I think it was when my parents were still together.
00:47:51Before the divorce, the cheating, Mom getting sick.
00:47:56I was carefree then.
00:47:58I joined the army after, but that was just another rollercoaster.
00:48:03It's kind of hard to chill when you're deep in hostile territory cutting off weapons supply routes.
00:48:09I'm glad you feel safe here.
00:48:13It's not the place, it's the person.
00:48:16I feel like I've known you forever.
00:48:24Shelby, I have to tell you something.
00:48:33I guess I can wait one more day.
00:48:39Our most sought-after class at Valkyrie is our women's self-defense kickboxing.
00:48:47Sign me up.
00:48:49Oh shit, Isabel.
00:48:51The girl who made my life and everyone else's a living hell in high school.
00:48:55What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:48:58Oh my gosh, Michelle, is that you?
00:49:01I go by Shelby now.
00:49:03You look amazing.
00:49:05Michelle Shelby and I go way back.
00:49:09Gosh, what a small world.
00:49:12Well, for membership we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions.
00:49:16How about I pay up front for three years?
00:49:19And I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join.
00:49:22You know, if you're really serious about this, you'll have to lose the bling before class.
00:49:30I was a mean girl in high school and I'm really ashamed of it.
00:49:34What you've built here is so empowering.
00:49:37If I had had something like this growing up, then maybe I would have found the courage
00:49:42to stop my pa from all the horrible things he did to me and Ma.
00:49:49Shelby, can we start over?
00:49:51Would you let me try to make it right?
00:49:56Okay.
00:50:05This is so awesome.
00:50:08How about lunch? I'm free to grab a bite right now.
00:50:11We can catch up.
00:50:14Okay, let me grab my bag.
00:50:25Griffin Roy has made criminal justice reform the heart of his campaign.
00:50:29He's pro-union and has a five-point plan to improve workplace safety regulations.
00:50:35Shit!
00:50:37No, no, not you.
00:50:39I gotta call you back.
00:50:49LaRoche knows about Shelby.
00:50:51He's sicked Isabelle on her. Look, here's her Instagram.
00:50:56What the fuck?
00:50:57LaRoche's oppo research must have tagged her.
00:50:59Look, we just lost control of the narrative, Griffin.
00:51:02Screw the narrative, it's a trap.
00:51:04They've got my wife.
00:51:12I thought this was supposed to be a quick bite.
00:51:14I have a business to run, you know.
00:51:16You haven't changed a bit since high school.
00:51:18So dedicated. I've always admired that about you.
00:51:23Alright, cut the crap, Izzy.
00:51:25Others might buy your ladylike act, but I know you're still the same vicious bully inside.
00:51:31You didn't come to my gym by accident. What's your angle?
00:51:33Neville asked me to befriend you.
00:51:35I don't want to be here.
00:51:37So I can just add that to the list of reasons why I fucking loathe you.
00:51:43What's my angle, Shelby?
00:51:46The complete and utter destruction of Griffin Roy.
00:51:49And if I can take you down with him, all the better.
00:51:56Shelby, listen to me. The press are on their way.
00:52:00I don't have time to explain, but I fucked up.
00:52:03You have to get out of that restaurant. Now.
00:52:09Too late to run. My hubby's here.
00:52:11Leaving so soon, Ms. Trudeau.
00:52:13Or should I say, Mrs. Roy?
00:52:19Come on, Shelby, pick up. Let me know you got out of there.
00:52:22Who the hell are you?
00:52:24Congressman. Neville LaRoche.
00:52:27I understand why your husband probably never mentioned me.
00:52:30Seen as how there's so much he hasn't told you.
00:52:32Please, sit down.
00:52:34Isabel was supposed to keep you company until after I arrived.
00:52:38No matter.
00:52:40We'll do this the less genteel way if we must.
00:52:45Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:52:48Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:52:50I've heard a lot about your fighting skills, so I came prepared.
00:53:00What's this about?
00:53:03What's this about?
00:53:05I spoke with your stepmother, Margo.
00:53:08She had quite the story to tell.
00:53:11It seems Roy has led you to believe that he's some bum on the streets.
00:53:15When actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:53:20I can't believe you fell for that.
00:53:23Not so smart now, are you, Shelby?
00:53:26You're lying.
00:53:28You are Roy's secret bride.
00:53:31A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:53:36When the press arrives, you will share your story of betrayal with the voters of Louisiana.
00:53:42So that they may know what kind of man Roy really is.
00:53:55Hey, I got you.
00:53:59Let me go.
00:54:01Shelby, please.
00:54:03Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
00:54:05The voters have a right to know.
00:54:06What else are you hiding?
00:54:08You son of a bitch.
00:54:10Come now, Roy.
00:54:12Don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes.
00:54:25Shelby.
00:54:26Shelby, please.
00:54:27Hear me out.
00:54:28Don't shell me.
00:54:31God, all of your charm.
00:54:32It's just a lie.
00:54:34I never meant to let it get this far.
00:54:37I planned on coming clean.
00:54:38More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:54:40I was going to tell you today.
00:54:41Convenient.
00:54:43Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:54:46Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:54:49That was always a possibility.
00:54:53Get away from my house.
00:54:55This is technically my home.
00:54:58God, how sitting my ass.
00:55:01You are the worst and I never want to see you again.
00:55:05Shelby.
00:55:12Congressional candidate Griffin Roy has a secret bride.
00:55:15Our reporter is...
00:55:34You got to get a sip of that?
00:56:04This is private property.
00:56:16Which I own.
00:56:17Liar.
00:56:18Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:56:20He works for me.
00:56:21Then I'll move.
00:56:23I don't want to owe you anything.
00:56:35Oh, Shelby, Shelby, come out, would you please?
00:56:41I wake up in the morning and reach for you, but you're not there.
00:56:48I can't breathe at the thought of losing you.
00:56:58Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:57:03You're ridiculous.
00:57:04You do know that, don't you?
00:57:07Oh, Shelby, Shelby, don't leave me hanging.
00:57:11What are you doing?
00:57:12You're supposed to turn it on.
00:57:15Yeah, I got it from a pawn shop.
00:57:19It's broken.
00:57:20Guy totally scammed me.
00:57:22You are beyond ridiculous.
00:57:24Please, Shelby, I didn't say what I wanted to before.
00:57:30Just give me a chance to explain.
00:57:35Fine.
00:57:36Come in, you fool.
00:57:39I'll come in on my own.
00:57:41Out.
00:57:45You have two minutes.
00:57:54Growing up as a Roy, no one ever liked me for me.
00:58:01It's always been about the money, the excess.
00:58:07Then at a moment, three years ago, where someone did like me for me.
00:58:17They had no idea who I was.
00:58:19And I just remember how freeing it felt.
00:58:26So when I met you, and I felt that spark I've been searching for, I didn't think.
00:58:34I just fucking left.
00:58:37Why wait so long to tell me?
00:58:39I've never gone into enemy territory to cut off weapons supply routes.
00:58:46I boxed in prep school.
00:58:48Yeah, you got that right.
00:58:51But otherwise, I've always been more of a lover rather than a fighter.
00:58:57And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:58:59But I did not earn those billions.
00:59:03I inherited them from generations of dickheads.
00:59:11When you meet a girl, it's a total package.
00:59:14You just want to be her total package, too.
00:59:17You really are ridiculous.
00:59:20You know, I have laughed more with you in the past two weeks than I have in my entire life.
00:59:26I'm way too serious, Griffin.
00:59:28Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:59:31But with you, every day is fun.
00:59:34So does that mean you forgive me?
00:59:37I'm thinking about it.
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:43You think too much.
00:59:44Time for makeup sex.
00:59:50So, that's makeup sex.
00:59:53Yeah.
00:59:58Griffin, it hurts so much thinking we were over.
01:00:01I know.
01:00:03I never want to feel like that again.
01:00:06I promise not to let anything get in between us.
01:00:15This changes everything.
01:00:18No, thanks for the heads up.
01:00:20I'd appreciate it if you could keep it buried for as long as possible.
01:00:30Run.
01:00:33I want to stay right here.
01:00:42Where the hell are you, Griff?
01:00:44This is DEFCON 1.
01:00:47Hey, man.
01:00:48Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:00:50Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:00:56Come on.
01:01:01How could you keep something like this from me?
01:01:03We've known each other since college.
01:01:05What are you talking about?
01:01:06Didn't you get any of my texts or calls?
01:01:09I must have forgot to charge it.
01:01:11I had quite a night last night.
01:01:13Shelby and I made up.
01:01:15She's forgiven me.
01:01:17Well, she won't forgive you for this.
01:01:21You're a goddamn bigamist, Griffin Roy.
01:01:27Michelle Lane.
01:01:29I don't even know who that is.
01:01:30Well, you knew her well enough to marry her three years ago.
01:01:36This can't be right.
01:01:37I got it from a parish clerk.
01:01:39She's agreed to keep it hush-hush for now.
01:01:41The ceremony was conducted at a church.
01:01:43The priest signed and completed the marriage certificate.
01:01:47Father Timothy O'Shea.
01:01:52I now pronounce ye man and wife.
01:01:56The Masked Girl from Mardi Gras.
01:01:58I finally know her name.
01:02:00Michelle.
01:02:02Shit.
01:02:03That finally makes sense.
01:02:05Of course you wouldn't knowingly become a bigamist.
01:02:08Shelby.
01:02:10Fuck.
01:02:12What am I going to tell her?
01:02:13Look, it could still be one big mistake.
01:02:16I need to talk to that priest.
01:02:24I have something for you.
01:02:29I hacked into the parish database.
01:02:35Griffin Roy is legally married to both Michelle Lane and Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:40That's it.
01:02:41He's finished.
01:02:43Griffin Roy will be in jail for bigamy for cocktail hour.
01:02:48Michelle Lane is Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:51They're legally married to each other on two separate occasions.
01:02:54They just don't know it yet.
01:02:57That's insane.
01:02:58Check the date.
01:02:59They got married the first time during Mardi Gras.
01:03:02Roy was obviously publicly intoxicated.
01:03:05We could use that angle.
01:03:06Yeah, the romance is already trending.
01:03:09He made an idiot of himself with that boombox and voters.
01:03:13They're just eating it up.
01:03:16He's catching up in the polls.
01:03:19Now Roy unknowingly marries twice.
01:03:22The girl he's been searching for since Mardi Gras.
01:03:25This will make them seem like some faded love story.
01:03:32This will make them seem like some faded love story.
01:03:37We got nothing on him.
01:03:39Honey, we've got everything we need.
01:03:42What they don't know can definitely hurt them.
01:03:45And right now to Griffin Roy, Michelle Lane could be anybody.
01:03:51You would have given Machiavelli a run for his money, my dear.
01:03:55Who?
01:03:59Well, we have a very limited window to make this work.
01:04:03We will hit hard, but fast.
01:04:10What is she going to say when I tell her I'm married?
01:04:15Alright ladies, good job.
01:04:17That's it for tonight.
01:04:19Remember, this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:04:21Have fun, but you know what to do if anybody messes with you.
01:04:25Nice work.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:29Hungry?
01:04:32Yeah, so today's class went super well.
01:04:35Two new students, they really picked up on a lot of things.
01:04:39You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:04:41Everything I didn't even dare to dream.
01:04:43You're it for me.
01:04:45I can't lose you.
01:04:47Griffin, are you okay?
01:04:51Yeah, just some stuff for the campaign.
01:04:56I want to help.
01:04:58LaRoche can't win.
01:05:00He and Isabel are evil.
01:05:02You're the kind of man that people need.
01:05:04I can't imagine anyone else but myself.
01:05:06I'll come by the campaign office tomorrow.
01:05:09We will plan a siege that surrounds them from all sides.
01:05:13That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:05:18Father?
01:05:23I remember the two of you.
01:05:25You had it, lad.
01:05:27That special spark.
01:05:29I don't see it often in couples, but when I do, it makes an impression.
01:05:33You must be mistaken.
01:05:35This woman and I, we'd met that day.
01:05:37And you were already finishing each other's sentences.
01:05:39Dying to tie the knot.
01:05:41There was no stopping you.
01:05:43I was drunk.
01:05:45Drunk with love.
01:05:47The man I married knew what he was doing.
01:05:49I mean, how is this even legal?
01:05:51New Orleans has a 24-hour waiting period.
01:05:53Unless the judge waives it.
01:05:55Son of a bitch.
01:05:57Who was it?
01:05:59He was your best man.
01:06:01You called him Remy.
01:06:03Remy Cal, that bastard.
01:06:05No wonder he always had that stupid smirk on his face whenever I stood before him in court.
01:06:10Fuck!
01:06:12Fuck!
01:06:14Fuck!
01:06:18I don't care. I don't care.
01:06:20We need to annul the marriage now.
01:06:22I love my wife.
01:06:23You're in a bit of a pickle.
01:06:25Because in my book,
01:06:27you love Joe the wife as well.
01:06:32Sir.
01:06:34Mrs. Array is in your office with Mr. Durand.
01:06:36Shelby.
01:06:39Griffin.
01:06:41This is the woman you've been looking for.
01:06:43This is Michelle Lane.
01:06:46Hi, Griffin.
01:06:48You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:06:57So you've been an escort for seven years.
01:07:00That's right. Since high school.
01:07:02And that really is your toddler?
01:07:04My baby girl Fleur.
01:07:06She has no daddy. This will be good for her.
01:07:12If I may ask, how will she pass the DNA test?
01:07:15That is the least of your worries.
01:07:18All right, chop chop.
01:07:25Now action.
01:07:29Hi, Griffin.
01:07:31You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:07:34It was Mardi Gras.
01:07:36We were completely wasted,
01:07:38and we ended up in some church with an Irish priest.
01:07:41We had a wild night at the hotel, and well...
01:07:44Fleur was the happy accident nine months later.
01:07:50It can't be true.
01:07:52I've never met you in my life.
01:07:54I mean, you were wearing masks.
01:07:56Yes, that's right. We were.
01:07:58By the time I found out I was pregnant, two months had passed.
01:08:01I've been trying to find you ever since,
01:08:03but it wasn't until I saw one of your ads for Congress that I recognized your voice.
01:08:07It was a miracle.
01:08:09It's too much. She's losing him.
01:08:12Tone it down. Tone it down.
01:08:17Listen, lady, I don't know who you're trying to con with this ad.
01:08:20Griffin, don't.
01:08:22But there is no way in hell that I'm married to you.
01:08:26What's going on, Griffin?
01:08:30Is this woman really your wife?
01:08:34No, she's not.
01:08:36We don't know.
01:08:38Which is it?
01:08:40You are my wife. Only you.
01:08:44I understand this is a lot to take in.
01:08:46Fleur and I will just go.
01:08:48I'll have my lawyer reach out.
01:08:50No. No lawyers.
01:08:52We don't need to involve any authorities.
01:08:54This can all be solved with a simple DNA test.
01:08:58Pierce, this woman is a fraud.
01:09:01Griffin, think about it.
01:09:03She says Fleur is your daughter.
01:09:05One little test, and that'll prove if she's lying or not.
01:09:08We need to know, Griffin.
01:09:10I need to know.
01:09:13Fine. But I don't want these doubts to fester.
01:09:16We can rush the DNA results and get them back in a few hours.
01:09:19Might I suggest a more private setting?
01:09:22Less eyes.
01:09:23Understood.
01:09:25We can wait back at my house for the results to come.
01:09:31We've got them. You're up.
01:10:02No. No. No. No.
01:10:06Cute kid.
01:10:08Don't. Just don't.
01:10:11Shelby, go upstairs.
01:10:13She fed them snacks and then locked herself in the guest room.
01:10:20I can't lose her, Pierce.
01:10:23I won't.
01:10:32Moment of truth, buddy.
01:10:54Fleur, meet your daddy.
01:10:57Daddy.
01:10:59I will, of course, provide for you both financially.
01:11:04Fleur doesn't need a checkbook. She needs a father.
01:11:23What do you want?
01:11:25My room is empty.
01:11:27You and Fleur can stay there.
01:11:32Shelby, just don't do this.
01:11:36Just give me some time. I can fix it.
01:11:40This isn't something you fix.
01:11:42You can't be legally married to two women at the same time and you have a child with one of them.
01:11:49We need to get a divorce.
01:11:52She's right, Griff.
01:11:55Griffin, you have a daughter now.
01:11:58You're a father and you have to put your child first.
01:12:01I can't be Margo.
01:12:04I won't do that to another little girl.
01:12:07I've spent my whole life looking for you.
01:12:12How can I let you go?
01:12:17Sometimes love isn't enough.
01:12:25How'd you know Shelby would leave him because of the kid?
01:12:28Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people. It's not in her nature to put herself first.
01:12:33Oh, you're a scary woman.
01:12:36I know.
01:12:41Hi, I'm Jamie. I'm Shelby Trudeau.
01:12:44Thanks, Jamie.
01:12:51So this is what it feels like to have your heart shattered?
01:13:14I love you.
01:13:44That's strange. I thought I heard something.
01:14:15It's like she was never here.
01:14:30Hey, mister. Will you marry me?
01:14:35She took everything but left this behind.
01:14:38Message received, Shelby.
01:14:41Message received, Shelby.
01:14:53What the hell is this?
01:14:56I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain, but if you help me, I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
01:15:04This place is insane. The owner must really trust you.
01:15:12Could it be?
01:15:24It's her. It's always been her.
01:15:29Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:32Yeah, it went better than I expected. As soon as you saw the forged DNA test, it was a done deal.
01:15:37Who is she working for?
01:15:38How long am I supposed to stay here while you take care of Shelby?
01:15:42Give me a name. Come on, just one name.
01:15:44Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close. I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:15:51Where is Shelby? Where is my wife?
01:15:54Where is Isabel taking me?
01:15:56I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:58I will have you put away for the rest of your life and your daughter will grow up in a fucking orphanage.
01:16:03I don't know where she is. If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:09What is wrong with me?
01:16:15Help! Somebody help!
01:16:20Do you need some water?
01:16:22Oh, wait. I see you've already had some.
01:16:25You poisoned me?
01:16:27Why?
01:16:28Because I'm a woman.
01:16:30You're a woman?
01:16:31I'm a woman.
01:16:32You're a woman?
01:16:33I'm a woman.
01:16:34You're a woman?
01:16:35I'm a woman.
01:16:36You poisoned me? Why?
01:16:39Why? Why? Where to begin?
01:16:45Lingering high school issues. Offs.
01:16:48I'm helping Neville's campaign. Duh.
01:16:51But the real reason, the one that cuts deep, is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist.
01:16:58By the time he figures out he married the same woman twice,
01:17:02he'll have gone missing, vanished without a trace.
01:17:07He'll be forced to withdraw from the race.
01:17:10Later, when an anonymous tip tells the police where to find your body,
01:17:14suspicion will follow Griffin for the rest of his life.
01:17:17Any political future he may have had will be as dead as you.
01:17:21Net?
01:17:23Back up. Married? Twice?
01:17:28Who's the... the woman in the little girl?
01:17:33Oh, just some cheap whore I hired to tell your husband that they've been married for the past three years.
01:17:39When really, it's been you all along.
01:17:43You've been searching for each other all this time, but now he'll never find you.
01:17:50Alright boys, she's all yours.
01:17:58I told you I'd get you back.
01:18:06Miss Tudor, why are you here?
01:18:08My daughter, my baby, she's here. I'm scared she's gonna do something terrible.
01:18:14What do you mean, terrible? What's going on?
01:18:16I sold everything to get her out on bail and you... what does she do in return?
01:18:23She's gone crazy. She's stalking Shelby. She tailed her to some hotel in the French Quarter.
01:18:32What hotel?
01:18:34Excuse me, sir. My sister's staying here, but I've forgotten her room number. Is Shelby Trudeau?
01:18:40Sorry, ma'am. We can't disclose any guest information.
01:18:44Shelby. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:18:59I think I'll do it with my bare hands. Makes it more personal.
01:19:05Actually, do me a favor.
01:19:07Fuck you. I want people to see that she's suffered. A lot.
01:19:11Oh, trust me. She will. Come on, let's get this party started.
01:19:17Fuck you. I want people to see that she's suffered. A lot.
01:19:21Oh, trust me. She will. Come on, let's get this party started.
01:19:40Look what you've done.
01:19:43Pansy-ass slap.
01:19:49She's stalling and you're falling for it.
01:19:51Damn.
01:19:52Can't go to the valet smelling like a dive bar.
01:19:56I'll never give you your car keys.
01:19:58Shelby has clothes over there.
01:20:00Change.
01:20:01I'll take care of me.
01:20:03You go take care of her.
01:20:07I found it, Chris.
01:20:12Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle Lane.
01:20:15It was after her parents divorced at her mother's request.
01:20:17She only returned to her original name after her mother passed three years ago.
01:20:25Starting to make sense now.
01:20:27It was harder on my mom.
01:20:28She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
01:20:32Even started using my mom's maiden name.
01:20:35She's the one you've been looking for.
01:20:36It's been her all this time.
01:20:39How could I be so blind?
01:20:40Of course it had to be Shelby, it had to be her.
01:20:44My heart knew what my brain couldn't see.
01:20:47I got it.
01:20:48Your girl's in room 801.
01:20:51Thanks, man.
01:20:54Now I can go save the love of my life.
01:21:02Too much to drink.
01:21:04Chris.
01:21:11Stop right there.
01:21:17Not so fast.
01:21:20Riff and fucking Roy.
01:21:23Finally joined the party.
01:21:25I'm here for my wife.
01:21:27Not gonna happen, brah.
01:21:29What you've done here is aggravated assault.
01:21:32But if you leave this hotel with her, it's kidnapping.
01:21:35That is a federal crime.
01:21:37Don't bring in the FBI.
01:21:39Someone will have to be around to identify us.
01:21:42That sure as hell won't be you.
01:21:46Did you get all that, Pierce?
01:21:48Police are on their way.
01:21:49Hang in there, buddy.
01:21:52You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:22:00You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:22:12Give me my wife right now!
01:22:30Show me.
01:22:31You all right?
01:23:00Griff.
01:23:07Griff, my god.
01:23:08Do you need medical attention?
01:23:10No, but they do.
01:23:21I guess I renewed my man card.
01:23:23Sure did, honey.
01:23:25Fucked him up real good.
01:23:28Oh, lord.
01:23:29Please tell me there's something other than fatigues and combat boots in this thing.
01:23:41Shelby!
01:23:42You little bitch!
01:23:44Didn't I say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:23:48What?
01:23:50That's not Shelby!
01:23:54Put your hands up or I can see them.
01:23:58This is the last one.
01:23:59Hey, hey, hey.
01:24:00I want to make a deal.
01:24:02What do you have to offer up?
01:24:03Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:24:06I'm all ears.
01:24:13Is it really over?
01:24:15Yeah, it is.
01:24:18Griffin, Isabel said something, and I want to believe it, but...
01:24:22Three years ago, did we...
01:24:24Three years ago, did we...
01:24:29You left us.
01:24:37It's true.
01:24:40I can't believe I finally found you.
01:24:43I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:47Why'd you never come back?
01:24:55Why'd you never come back?
01:25:06It's called a walk of shame, not a laugh of it.
01:25:09Mind your own business, Cece.
01:25:11Look at you, Shelby.
01:25:13One Mardi Gras hookup and you think you found happily ever after.
01:25:17That's not how life works.
01:25:19Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on, but he's not going to want you with it off.
01:25:25Look, you both have a great memory now.
01:25:28But you'll look back and you'll see that you're just the clueless chick who didn't know the score.
01:25:34You'll embarrass yourself.
01:25:36And more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:25:43I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:25:46I'm sorry I let her get to me.
01:25:49But to be honest, what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:25:52How often do people fall in love with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:25:57Exactly.
01:26:01But I did.
01:26:03And I do.
01:26:05Where do we go from here?
01:26:07Married twice.
01:26:08Deeply in love.
01:26:10Risked our lives to save each other.
01:26:12I'd say we live happily ever after.
01:26:16Shelby.
01:26:18Will you...
01:26:19Yes, Griffin Roy.
01:26:24I will always love you.
01:26:26In this life or the next.