The Three Badasses Who Want Me ( Part 2 )
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00:00Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:04You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:08And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:12I fucking hate you.
00:15Lady Lockhart!
00:17What now?
00:19Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:24but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:28How about us three?
00:29Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:32Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:36But...
00:38This is your fault, you doofus!
00:40We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:42No, no.
00:45We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:49I'll get you for this!
00:59I never should have listened to you!
01:01I'm ruined because of you!
01:16So, what's the situation here?
01:19I don't want to marry you!
01:23I don't want to marry you!
01:26Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,
01:30and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
01:33But what if I told you
01:36that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
01:40Much longer.
01:44Angela, your parents would like to have a video with you.
01:49Angela, your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
01:57My lovely princess, how are you?
02:00Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
02:02The views here are absolutely stunning.
02:05Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
02:07I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing,
02:12blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
02:15Can't call his name, but...
02:17Anyway, congratulations!
02:19I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
02:24You must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
02:28Let me do it.
02:30You must choose one of them in seven days.
02:33Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
02:37Mom!
02:38All right, honey, that's it.
02:40Bye!
02:42Bye!
02:46So, who are you going to choose?
02:50Well, what if I want all three of you?
02:55Well, what if I want all three of you?
03:01That seems greedy.
03:04But I can always remove the other two options.
03:09Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives, too.
03:13I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
03:18Well, okay, no murder, please. I was just kidding.
03:24You have seven days to win her over.
03:26Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
03:30Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
03:33I know. We'll start with challenge one.
03:38Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
03:41Today, we have our first challenge.
03:46What is all of this, Ellen?
03:49You'll see.
03:52Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Cockroaches!
03:56All women are afraid of cockroaches,
03:59and it is every man's job to save their beloved woman
04:02from this monstrosity of a creature.
04:04What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love
04:08for our single woman, but screaming her head off heiress?
04:13Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
04:16It's up to the final two.
04:43Crunchy.
04:45That is sick cold.
04:47Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield,
04:50you'll be glad to see one of these around.
04:53There are two more left. Want to try one?
04:56God, no! No!
04:59Oh, my God! Save!
05:01Save you? You're going to save me!
05:04Look!
05:06Oh, my God!
05:08Oh, my God! Save!
05:10Save you? You're going to save me!
05:14I'm a German folk doctor.
05:16These hands can't get germs on them.
05:18They're for surgery and saving lives.
05:35Thank God you're here.
05:38Are you all right, honey?
05:40Angela!
05:44All right, you won the first challenge, so you're a reward.
05:47You get to watch over her for the night.
05:50Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
05:52I'm not her scumbag husband. You have nothing to worry about.
06:00Honestly, even if you guys fuck,
06:02it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
06:04At least my girlfriend gets some.
06:06I bet her husband has a small dick, anyway.
06:10They're gone, Roches!
06:12They're gone, they're gone.
06:14There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
06:17I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
06:24I need a drink.
06:27Whoa, easy! You're on an empty stomach.
06:30Oh, why do you care?
06:33You're trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
06:38You guys were right.
06:40I was blind from marrying that asshole.
06:43You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
06:49He never even looked at me.
06:52Three whole years of my life with him.
06:55He never even loved me.
06:57And I gave up my entire career for him.
07:03Do you really think that you would still be number one
07:06on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
07:11You may not be number one on the Forbes list,
07:14but you know what you're number one in.
07:17What?
07:20You're number one here.
07:27You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
07:31Lies.
07:33You all just want something from me.
07:40Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
07:46But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
07:52I'm the richest man in the nation.
07:54I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
08:01I just need you.
08:05I'll prove my love to you within six days, I promise.
08:16Screw the contest. I just want love.
08:21Angela, you're drunk.
08:24I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
08:28Okay.
08:34But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
08:37Oh, they're not mutually exclusive either.
08:41This is what you want.
09:12One, two, three, four.
09:20Nine-inch penis.
09:22Morning to you too.
09:24You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
09:27A girl remembers when she's had a nine-inch penis inside of her.
09:32Well, glad you enjoyed it.
09:35But don't tell Shane or Cole.
09:38Because then they would...
09:40Say you're being unfair?
09:42Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
09:45I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen,
09:48my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
09:52Don't make this any harder than it already is.
09:58You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
10:02No.
10:05Fine, fine, fine.
10:09I won't tell.
10:11But only on one condition.
10:16I won't tell.
10:18But only on one condition.
10:21You have to go out on a date with me.
10:24Fine.
10:28I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
10:32You never noticed me.
10:36Oh, um...
10:38You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
10:43It's only 7 a.m. She's still sleeping.
10:46Am I sleeping alone?
10:47Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
10:53Morning, gentlemen.
10:55Or shall I say roughmen?
10:57Oh, don't mind him.
11:00What's up, guys?
11:01We're ready for the second challenge.
11:03No cockroaches this time.
11:05Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
11:08This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
11:10I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
11:12The second challenge is...
11:14The second challenge is...
11:16A date.
11:17Lame. I should have asked for something else.
11:19A date?
11:21That's it.
11:22What's the catch?
11:23No catch.
11:24Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
11:27As simple as that.
11:28I know what I want to do.
11:29Let's start with me first.
11:30Okay, who's up first, then?
11:32Me.
11:33Save the best for last.
11:35Ain't that right, Angela?
11:37Then it's decided.
11:41Please, don't take my BMW away!
11:45Too bad.
11:46You pissed off the Lockharts.
11:48I have nothing left!
11:58That bitch who ruined me!
12:03It's that bitch who ruined me!
12:13General Eisenhower, sir!
12:15At ease, Lieutenant!
12:17This is my lieutenant.
12:18He also manages this boxing gym.
12:20Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!
12:22He's so serious.
12:23But, hang on.
12:25Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
12:28Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date.
12:31So that I can introduce you to my guns!
12:33Guns, like murder weapons?
12:36Yes.
12:37Murder weapons.
12:57You like my guns, babe?
12:59Pretty Lockhart.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Let me show you what I can do with them.
13:04Lieutenant!
13:05Come close!
13:07Wait, you're just going to hit him like that?
13:10He's not even going to fight back?
13:11Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
13:13Treason?
13:14You guys are way too serious.
13:16Look, you Lockhart bitch, I caught you!
13:19If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
13:22Lieutenant, here's your attack!
13:30Ahh!
13:34Ahh!
13:37You dare try to hurt my wife?
13:41I will make you pay!
13:45You don't need to keep beating him up.
13:47We can just take him to the cops.
13:48Not when he tries to hurt you!
13:56Zoe's a bit violent.
13:58Some might call it being protective.
14:00Poor anger issues.
14:02What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
14:06Is he going to be, like, rough?
14:09Hey, some girls are into that.
14:11I don't know if I am.
14:14Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
14:20Your date with Shane starts now.
14:24Hey.
14:26Cool ride.
14:28A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
14:31Impressive.
14:35Your breath smells like peppermint.
14:38Refreshing.
14:40I got cool mint, too.
14:42Or do you prefer Spearmint?
14:45What do you not have in this coat of yours?
14:48Fruit flavored gum. I can't stand those.
14:51So, where are you taking me, Shane?
14:53I'll show you.
15:01Dr. Wilson!
15:03Our VIP of VIPs!
15:06VIP of VIPs?
15:08Ah, just some other guy I saved. I forget who.
15:12You saved a lot of people.
15:14I do what I can.
15:16Oh my gosh!
15:18It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
15:22Sandra Miller, what are you doing here?
15:25I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
15:28Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
15:30and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
15:35Hello of you.
15:37What are you doing here, Sandra?
15:39Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
15:41I sell high-fashion jewelry pieces so high-end,
15:44you couldn't even afford, even if you sold your organs.
15:47The auction begins.
15:49I'll deal with you later.
15:52Here, I'll just be back in a second.
15:59Cameron, I have a task for you.
16:04Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
16:07Cleopatra's armband.
16:09Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
16:13For five million dollars.
16:16Excuse me.
16:18I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
16:21It's Queen Victoria's ring.
16:23I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
16:26It's Queen Victoria's ring.
16:28What are you doing?
16:29Just watch.
16:36That is Queen Victoria's ring?
16:39Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
16:42She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
16:45You work at a flea market?
16:47Not this again.
16:48Cut the bullshit.
16:49That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
16:51Oh yeah?
16:52Here, you want it?
16:53For free.
16:54Ew!
16:55I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
16:59Well, that's too bad then.
17:01Because you are the fraud.
17:04What are you talking about?
17:05And who the hell are you to accuse me?
17:07Throw them out!
17:09Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine,
17:12but we're professionals.
17:14Oh yeah?
17:15And that armband sells for five million dollars?
17:19Yeah.
17:20Mine is the real thing.
17:21You two are just upset because you're too poor
17:24to afford our luxury items.
17:26Why is that so?
17:28When a so-called expert fell to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
17:32Dear Lord.
17:34This is real.
17:36It's authentic.
17:38It's Queen Victoria's ring!
17:43Cameron, what have you found?
17:46Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
17:49It's a replica.
17:51They had the same one right here at the flea market.
17:54So, you are the fraud.
17:59You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
18:02And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
18:05One fifty.
18:07Wow.
18:08Not even five dollars.
18:10Sandra.
18:11You've been duping us the whole time?
18:14Arrest her!
18:16No!
18:17Please!
18:18This is my time!
18:19Please!
18:20What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
18:22Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan.
18:26Bye.
18:27Black Callista from the jewelry industry forever.
18:38I had a really great time tonight.
18:41Me too.
18:42May I have a kiss?
18:59Something wrong?
19:01Do you always have gum in your mouth?
19:08Yep.
19:09You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
19:20Oh.
19:21You owe a bunch of money, Cooper.
19:26I don't have any money.
19:28How did you pay for this hotel then?
19:31I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
19:38Stop!
19:42Mr. Vanderbilt.
19:46Mr. Buffett.
19:51This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
19:54That's right.
19:55Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
19:57I knew Angela was still in love with me.
20:00No, no.
20:01Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
20:03It was all just a misunderstanding.
20:06Yeah, we could be partners again.
20:09And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
20:14Angela still loves me.
20:16She's just throwing a fit.
20:17She'll be back to me soon enough.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Do you need any help winning her back?
20:22We can give you jewelry to give to her.
20:25I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago.
20:28I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago.
20:30And now they're all begging me to help them out.
20:33It feels so damn good to be in power.
20:36Sure.
20:38I'll put in a good word for you.
20:40I just need...
20:41Anything.
20:42You tell us, we'll give you anything.
20:44Once I take everything from these idiots,
20:47I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
20:52I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper just like you asked me to.
20:56Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
20:59Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
21:02I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
21:04That contract has a preliminary clause.
21:06It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
21:09And if he can't, then what?
21:11He'll be bankrupt.
21:13So as long as he's greedy enough to take it.
21:16I'm a vendor.
21:19I'm avenging my best friend.
21:21I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
21:30I signed the Maple Plaza project.
21:33We should celebrate.
21:35You did?
21:36You see, I know my son has it in him.
21:39That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
21:42And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
21:45It's thanks to you, sweetheart.
21:47Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
21:52What?
21:53You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
21:56Oh, no, no, no, he's not.
21:58Jared, what are you doing?
22:00You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
22:04It's my decision, Mom.
22:06I'm the head of the house here.
22:08I'm telling my dad.
22:10Fine, go right ahead, he has enough problems himself.
22:12If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
22:15But if not, you can scram.
22:17Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
22:21Teach him a lesson.
22:22Jaylee, be a good girl, okay?
22:24Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
22:28Don't get on his bad side.
22:30We can't afford to piss him off.
22:32So do as he says.
22:34But, Dad...
22:42I'm sorry.
22:44I'll be your side piece.
22:46Very good.
22:47I'm happy you've come around.
22:49Now let's go celebrate.
22:53I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
22:57But that tongue action, though.
23:00Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
23:02Ellen, we are in public.
23:04That's true.
23:05Oh, stomachache.
23:07Again?
23:08I have to run to the bathroom.
23:09Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
23:11Okay.
23:13Devin's late.
23:15Not a good sign for a date.
23:19This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
23:24It's her.
23:25She's alone.
23:26With no one to save her.
23:29You whore.
23:30You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
23:36Let me tell you.
23:38I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
23:45Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
23:47You can take this somewhere else.
23:49Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
23:52Plus, why do I have to leave?
23:54She's the one starting shit.
23:55Because I have money and you don't.
23:58You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
24:00And my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract.
24:04He still got the contract?
24:07Must be Ellen's doing.
24:09Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
24:13Oh, he's just gonna...
24:15Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
24:19Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
24:24You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
24:29My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
24:32One thousand dollars to take her away.
24:35Two thousand dollars to drag her away.
24:38Five thousand dollars to beat her away.
24:44Oh, oh, hey, hey, ow, hey!
24:50You okay? Are you hurt?
24:56Weakling.
24:57You, you, just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
25:02And now you have two more. What a whore.
25:05What a whore.
25:06Yeah, and Jared wanted to get back with her.
25:09What if she has an STD?
25:11Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
25:15Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
25:19Hang on.
25:21What do you want?
25:22I'll scream.
25:24I don't hit women.
25:25But I never said I don't kill women.
25:29But I never said I don't kill women.
25:32Oh, God. He is a murderer.
25:35What if he murders me?
25:37Not him. Definitely not him.
25:43We're not afraid of you.
25:45That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
25:47You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
25:52I was just messing with them.
25:54Was he, though?
25:55We're not afraid of you.
25:58Jared, you have to avenge us.
26:00Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.
26:03She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
26:05Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
26:07I apologize for this scene.
26:09I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
26:13Who did you say you were going to toss out?
26:15Who did you say you were going to toss out?
26:17The potty crashes.
26:21You have any idea who that is?
26:23That's my wife.
26:25We saved that hangout for the real skank over there.
26:28That's right. Know your place.
26:30Shut up.
26:31She's cheating on you.
26:35I know your place. You're just a side piece.
26:37If I still want you, that is.
26:39Eric, have you gone mad?
26:41This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
26:43You slap her for this whore?
26:45Mom!
26:46They really think they're something, huh?
26:48Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
26:53She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
26:55I only got the Maple Plaza project because she gave it to me.
26:59What?
27:01You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
27:10I'm sorry.
27:12No.
27:14This can't be.
27:16I made you divorce...
27:19Go home.
27:21You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
27:29I apologize on behalf of my mother.
27:32Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
27:36I promise no one will bother you anymore.
27:39I didn't come here for you.
27:41I'm on a date.
27:43A date with two men at the same time?
27:47She really is a whore.
27:49Angela, please forgive me.
27:51I really do love you.
27:54Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
27:58Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
28:02Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's effort.
28:06We're too old for that.
28:08They're here for my celebration banquet.
28:10Please, you gave me the contract so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
28:16Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
28:19We'll all be one happy business family again.
28:23What the hell are you all doing here?
28:25Where were you?
28:27Stomach issues.
28:29Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
28:31No.
28:33Let me make myself clear, okay?
28:37I would rather die than be with you again.
28:41Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
28:45I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
28:47Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
28:49Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
28:53You want a chance?
28:55Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
28:59Don't take him back.
29:01I'll give you two choices.