Spring Break Lawyer | movie | 2001 | Official Trailer
A lawyer and his friend travel to Florida to help a fellow partygoer. | dG1fTUZXNUtlc0NORFk
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00:00While the youth of the day grows up faster, our nation sinks lower.
00:06When will it end?
00:07It ends here and now.
00:10I'm Senator John Claxton.
00:12I will legislate harsher laws against underage smoking and drinking and crack down on institutions
00:17of debauchery such as prom night, raves, and spring break.
00:21It is time to take back America one kid at a time.
00:26Jay and Nick are best friends who seem to be having a little trouble.
00:32Someone lopped off my guy's arm.
00:34I'm responsible for that arm.
00:37In school.
00:38Mr. Garvey, while I'm sure you'll spend much of your life in a courtroom, I highly doubt
00:43it will be as a lawyer.
00:45Goodbye, Mr. Garvey.
00:47Now they've decided to take extra lessons in fun and where better to study than spring
00:58break.
00:59Hey, ladies.
01:00We're shaking.
01:01These are shaking.
01:02I think I'd like to live here.
01:06Gentlemen, to begin our crusade, we are going to eradicate that cesspool of American youth
01:13known as spring break.
01:14Hi there.
01:15I might have found what you're looking for.
01:22I'll let the senator know.
01:23Resisting arrest in decent public behavior.
01:26We caught them in the early stages of a sexual act.
01:29Oh, that is bold.
01:30We did not resist arrest.
01:31If I had your brains and your whatever it is you have, I would so become like a spring
01:40break lawyer.
01:41There is no case too small or case too big for Jay Garvey, spring break lawyer.
01:59Starring Brad Rader.
02:01Your honor, all I'm saying is that these are good girls who have simply gone wacko.
02:08I'm not guilty.
02:09Sean Murray.
02:10This never happens to me.
02:13You want us to try again?
02:14In a Paramount film, spring break lawyer.
02:19Spin declined.
02:29I'm in jail.
02:30That's bad, right?
02:31All right.
02:32I'll be right there.
02:33You know what?
02:34No, I won't.