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00:00This is a bad boyfriend intervention.
00:02You have terrible taste in boyfriends.
00:04What about the guy who had all the panic attacks?
00:06Or the workaholic?
00:08Colin did a lot of drugs,
00:10just like my sister.
00:12So, you are off drugs now, right?
00:14Yeah, I started a workout revolution
00:16in that hellhole.
00:17Get it out. Get the rage out.
00:19Oh, yeah!
00:20It's Roz, and this is my contractor, Steve.
00:22Hi.
00:23You are very attractive, almost alarmingly so.
00:25No, I mean it. Nice to meet you.
00:27Alright, he's very cute. Is he single?
00:29Because I like this.
00:31I need you to get more students.
00:33Write a blog.
00:35Post some pictures of yourself in a bikini.
00:37Okay.
00:38Hi, I'm Ann Fitzgerald.
00:40Come to my class.
00:42Ugh!
00:43Because I'm relevant.
00:44But how did I end up with these crazy people?
00:47Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48Did I ruin your perfect day
00:49with your perfect boyfriend?
00:52You know, I think
00:53you're the most beautiful yoga teacher
00:54in all of Rhode Island.
00:55We went on a date.
00:56And?
00:57It was great.
00:58Tell me what's good about you.
00:59Easy.
01:00I give the best foot massages.
01:01Okay.
01:02Oh, okay.
01:03Is this how you seduce women?
01:05Is it working?
01:06There's gotta be something wrong with him.
01:08This is Ann.
01:10Hi, Lily.
01:11I've heard a lot about you,
01:12and I heard you're great.
01:13No, Daddy.
01:14Daddy, let's hang out,
01:15just the two of us.
01:16That's right, sweetie, okay?
01:17We'll do whatever you want, right?
01:19Bye, Ann.
01:22I thought we were gonna sleep together.
01:24You sleep in the same bed with Ann?
01:26Yeah.
01:27I'm gonna take you
01:29into her bedroom.
01:30Her bedroom?
01:31Why?
01:32I'll explain.
01:33I think his daughter might hate me.
01:34Can you guys hang out with us
01:35and tell me what you think of her?
01:36Sure.
01:37You are not crazy.
01:38Lily definitively hates you.
01:40What do you want, Lily?
01:41Yoga.
01:43She's plotting to get rid of you.
01:44All right, let's do a little role play.
01:46I'm Lily.
01:47What do you want to say to me?
01:48Learn some manners, you sadistic...
01:49You can't say that to a kid.
01:50You're right, I shouldn't.
01:51Nope.
01:52Ann, what's with the crazy video
01:54you posted yesterday?
01:55Huh?
01:56Your class sold out today.
01:57And there's a waiting list.
01:58I really hope my family
01:59didn't see that.
02:00Get off.
02:01Ow!
02:02Ow!
02:03You're hurting yourself, Ann.
02:04Ow!
02:05Who's a better dancer, Daddy?
02:06Me or her?
02:07Yeah.
02:10Look at me.
02:12Um, you are the best dancer ever.
02:19You are my big sister.
02:21You're supposed to protect me.
02:22It's like I always told you.
02:24Don't do what I did.
02:25Don't get married.
02:26Don't have children.
02:28Are you saying you wish you didn't have me?
02:30No.
02:31You know she loves you more than me.
02:32That's not true.
02:33I love you a little more than your sister.
02:37I know we're not related,
02:38but you're my chosen family.
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