• 3 months ago
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00:00His vitals are dropping. We're losing him.
00:02Do we really want to upload?
00:03We could be together forever.
00:06You are so amazing.
00:08But forever is just, like, so long.
00:12Upload's that way. OR's the other way.
00:14What do you want to do?
00:18Three, two, one.
00:20Upload.
00:25Hello, Nathan.
00:26Ten fingers and toes?
00:28Pretty seamless.
00:29This is the first day of the rest of your afterlife.
00:33You may find yourself living in a beautiful house.
00:36Cool.
00:38Welcome to Lakeview.
00:40Uplifting views.
00:41Timeless Americana.
00:43Yes!
00:44It's 10 a.m. Breakfast is over.
00:46No! It's not even real food!
00:49True guy coming through.
00:51This one.
00:53Do I dare?
00:54Dare.
00:55Yes!
00:56Hey, foundries.
00:57Cute.
00:58I think he's cute.
00:59You may ask yourself, how did I get here?
01:03Denied. In-app purchase required.
01:07Is this what you look like for real? You're not some old dude or something?
01:10No, this is me.
01:12You're a little cutie.
01:13So I understand you were in a bad place yesterday.
01:16It's only weird if you make it weird.
01:24You're dead, man. What's up?
01:29No!
01:35Oh, f**k.
01:37There's a guy I might like.
01:38What's he do?
01:39He's in computers.
01:43You know you can walk on water whenever you want.
01:45No way.
01:54I'm not even supposed to be here.
01:55Nobody feels like they should be here.
01:57You think I wanted to fall into the Grand Canyon?
01:59That's how you died?
02:00They should expect people to try and break the glass floor.
02:03I saw that video. You dabbed on the way down.
02:05That's how you hit the lights.