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00:00The Olympics give us examples of unparalleled athleticism, feats of human flexibility that defy imagination.
00:06But there's one man whose superhuman flexibility is unparalleled.
00:10That man is J.D. Vance.
00:13Just watch as J.D. Vance flips on his most passionately held beliefs.
00:17I'm a never Trump guy. I never liked him.
00:19I think that he's noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.
00:25Tonight we celebrate he is our once and future president of the United States of America.
00:31Unbelievable! Do you believe in miracles?
00:34Okay, here we see J.D. Vance trying the technically complex and difficult move of dodging his comments about women.
00:40We're effectively run in this country by a bunch of childless cat ladies.
00:44As a parent, you should have more power.
00:47You should have more of an ability to speak your voice in our democratic republic than people who don't have kids.
00:52Of course for a whole host of reasons it's not going to work out for some people.
00:56We should pray for those people.
00:58Oh, incredible! Just incredible!
01:01Can you believe he does all this from the comfort of his couch?
01:04Wow! Just wow!
01:06J.D. Vance, the undisputed champion of intellectual dishonesty.