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00:00Where's the treasure?
00:05I broke you. How have you come back?
00:08You think you're the only one who can learn the strength to escape?
00:12I did not escape.
00:14The child of Ra's al Ghul made the climb.
00:16But he is not the child of Ra's al Ghul. I am.
00:21What?
00:26Marilla.
00:27Talia. Al Ghul. Here to finish my father's work.
00:34But we totally had sex.
00:37Yes, I know.
00:39No, like, hardcore. Three times.
00:44It was all a cruel ploy to gain your confidence.
00:47That was a cruel ploy?
00:50Sign me up for another. It was great.
00:53When the mission is at hand, no act is off limits.
00:57Oh, I agree. Nothing was off limits.
01:01It was like an all-you-can-fuck buffet.
01:03Okay, Bruce, that's enough.
01:05Okay, let's get back on track.
01:06You must be wondering how we came to this moment, Mr. Wayne.
01:10Let me see if I recollect.
01:12Some stuff happened.
01:14You sucked my dick.
01:16My father.
01:17Like a lot.
01:19My father never accepted Bane.
01:21How was that, by the way?
01:22Are you done?
01:23I hadn't showered that day, and I fight crime in a rubber suit.
01:27Really seals in the flavor.
01:29Oh, dude, Jesus.
01:31My father only saw a monster who could not be tamed.
01:35You tamed my monster.
01:36Okay, just shut up, okay?
01:38With your mouth.
01:39Shut up!
01:40And two other places.
01:41Okay.
01:42In an order that would surprise you.
01:44Enough!
01:45Ass-mouth badge.
01:46All right, that's it!
01:48That is my love you're speaking to.
01:50I am her protector.
01:52That's ironic, because we didn't use any protection.
01:56And I offered!
01:57You motherfucker!
01:58No, no, no, Bane, it's fine.
02:00These words will be his last.
02:02Her last words were,
02:03spit in my mouth!
02:05Okay, do you understand what's happening right now?
02:07A bomb is about to blow up Gotham, and I've stabbed you.
02:09I stabbed you first.
02:10Okay.
02:12With my dick.
02:13I got it.
02:15Just to clarify, guy who breathes through a crab,
02:18it's not the first time one of us has shoved
02:20nine hard inches up into somebody's ribs.
02:23It wasn't nine inches.
02:25Except when I did it to her, she loved it.
02:28Enough!
02:29Soon you will feel the fire of 12 million souls you failed.
02:32So what you're saying is by touching that red spot
02:35in just the right way, there's an explosion?
02:38Exactly.
02:42We get it.
02:43You know I'm good at it.
02:44Let me do the alphabet.
02:45A is for Alfred.
02:47B is for Bats.
02:49It's a clitoris, I get it.
02:50I get it.
02:51You don't have to show me.
02:52I found it.
02:53I'm the world's greatest detective.
02:55Give it.
02:57Yes.
02:58How does it feel to have something hard
03:00penetrate your body?
03:07No?
03:08Nothing?
03:09I mean, I can think of like ten off of that.
03:11I'm sorry.
03:12All sex jokes aside, I am losing quite a bit of blood.
03:15You're an idiot.
03:16All right, fuck this.
03:17I'm just going to blow up Gotham now.
03:19Goodbye, my love.
03:20Wait, are you crying right now?
03:22Jesus.
03:23His face is all wet, like mine was at the beginning.
03:27And he's back.
03:28And yours was at the end.
03:30Press the button.
03:33You gave Gordon a way to block my signal.
03:35No matter.
03:36You bought yourself 11 minutes.
03:38What you should buy yourself is another pair of panties.
03:42I totally hid these from you when you were in the john.
03:48That's a lot of memories.
03:51You want a little?
03:52Which one of these tubes do you smell out of?
03:55Now you have my permission to cry.