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18:02Here comes the wonton!
18:04Please sit!
18:06My wonton!
18:08Let's eat!
18:12Mom!
18:14What are you yelling?
18:16This is not a wonton!
18:18We eat wonton in the south.
18:20We Shandong people like to drink soup.
18:22You are so good at making wonton.
18:24Husband, you are so good.
18:26No, I saw the video and it's quite simple.
18:28It's broken after cooking.
18:30At least my wonton is good.
18:32Really?
18:34Let me taste it.
18:36Maybe it's delicious.
18:38Yes, it's easy to absorb the soup.
18:46Is it delicious?
18:50Of course it's not delicious.
18:52Isn't this salt?
18:54Try it and you will know.
18:56So sweet!
18:58Husband,
19:00pick the one you are good at.
19:02Don't come up and want to eat.
19:04No, we all have to learn.
19:06I pick the most difficult one.
19:08What if I hit it?
19:10Don't pick the one the child is in a hurry to eat.
19:12Okay?
19:14Then let's order takeout.
19:16I can do it.
19:18Come in.
19:20Mom, I'm hungry.
19:22Wait for me for ten minutes at most.
19:24Wait for me for ten minutes at most, okay?
19:54Stop!
19:56You didn't go home last night.
19:58Where did you go?
20:02I...
20:08Don't tell me you went to the club.
20:10The club president said you didn't go at all.
20:14No, I...
20:16Didn't I go to dinner yesterday?
20:20What a coincidence!
20:22It's been a long time.
20:24I met my author at the restaurant.
20:26After dinner,
20:28I went to
20:30her house
20:32to work.
20:36Really?
20:38I have this certificate.
20:40It's true.
20:46I happened to meet her.
20:48Yes.
20:50Why is she not suitable?
20:52She studied abroad.
20:54She just graduated from a prestigious school.
20:56Now she has experience at work.
20:58How is she not suitable?
21:00She graduated from a prestigious school.
21:02She runs faster than anyone else.
21:04Yi,
21:06it's said in the news that
21:08a young man like you
21:10is hard to find a partner.
21:12You are already 30 years old.
21:14It's time to get married.
21:16I'm relieved.
21:18I can go to see my parents.
21:20Mom, don't say that.
21:22Why do I have to work so hard?
21:24I just want you to be happy.
21:26You have to live well.
21:28Then you have to find me a reliable wife.
21:30If you say this,
21:32I have to say yours.
21:34Don't arrange a blind date for me.
21:36It's too awkward
21:38to arrange two people at the same time.
21:40Didn't you take a walk with Yuan
21:42and get to know her better?
21:44I didn't like her.
21:46So...
21:48Why didn't you like her?
21:50Why are you not satisfied?
21:52Because she is like me.
21:54She doesn't want to get married.
21:56She wants to live with her parents.
21:58Don't think everyone is like you.
22:00You have to get to know her better.
22:02It's the first time we meet.
22:04You don't have to do this.
22:06Go to bed early.
22:08You are awake, right?
22:10Good morning.
22:12Good morning.
22:16What kind of boss
22:18falls in love with me?
22:20Everyone is tired of it.
22:22And I don't like it.
22:24So this time I want to write
22:26how to face
22:28two mature people
22:30after love meets reality.
22:32This kind of two-way relationship.
22:34And I hope these two people are both strong.
22:36It's a strong PK.
22:38It's a showdown.
22:42What are you doing?
22:44When I work,
22:46I feel like I'm wasting time
22:48even breathing.
22:50Are you on a business trip?
22:52I'm wrong.
22:54I'm not in a good condition today.
22:56I heard you.
22:58You said it well.
23:00I heard it.
23:02Really?
23:04Then I'll write it in this direction.
23:06No problem.
23:08Anyway, let's try it.
23:10Think about it.
23:18After dinner yesterday,
23:20did you contact Yuan Yi?
23:22No.
23:24Okay.
23:26Why is your Zhou Quan
23:28so close to Yuan Yi?
23:30They are not on the same side.
23:32Are you interested in my husband
23:34or Yuan Yi?
23:36I'm interested in Yuan Yi.
23:40I don't know much about him.
23:44What I know is
23:46first,
23:48my husband is really good to him.
23:50That means his personality
23:52should be fine.
23:54Otherwise, Zhou Quan won't be so good to him.
23:56Second, he is tall and handsome.
23:58You saw this.
24:00Third, he can make money.
24:02He is very capable.
24:04That's all.
24:06Are you interested in him?
24:08Are you interested in him?
24:10Yes.
24:12Really?
24:14Yes.
24:16I want to sign him
24:18and give him a book
24:20called Time Management Master.
24:22That's great.
24:24You have a sharp tongue.
24:40Snacks! Come on!
24:42Dad, I want some.
24:44I think Zhou Quan is good at this.
24:46Many men think
24:48family and children
24:50should be women's business.
24:52But Zhou Quan is clear about this.
24:54Really?
24:56I think my husband has a big gap.
24:58He is different from other men.
25:00Now you are in the front.
25:02He is the father of the family.
25:04Isn't this a natural thing?
25:06This is the best arrangement.
25:36Husband,
25:38don't buy so many vegetables
25:40at once.
25:42We only have a few people.
25:44You can't finish them all.
25:46It's a waste
25:48if you throw them away.
25:50And I asked you to buy a turtle.
25:52Why did you buy two turtles?
25:54Turtles are ugly.
25:56I can't eat them.
25:58This is fun.
26:00Let's call it a pet.
26:02I have named it.
26:04Pocky.
26:06Wacky.
26:08Wacky is the smartest.
26:10Pocky is anxious and angry.
26:14And this water celery.
26:16Don't buy this next time.
26:18It's too old.
26:20It tastes bad.
26:22Pocky.
26:24Pocky.
26:26You scared me.
26:28Can you be serious?
26:30Okay.
26:32This is a job.
26:34This job is not easy.
26:36It's not as simple as you think.
26:38Now you have to take care of the family.
26:40Do you understand?
26:42I know.
26:44If you keep this attitude,
26:46my mom won't agree to give you this.
26:48This is not a joke.
26:50I know.
26:52What is this?
26:54Garlic.
26:58Water celery.
27:00I don't agree.
27:02I don't agree at all.
27:04She wants me to resign and find a job.
27:06I can't raise a child at home.
27:08How can I face her?
27:10She said, what is your son-in-law doing?
27:12My son-in-law is raising a child at home.
27:14How can I face her?
27:16Of course you can't face her.
27:18She thinks it's a meal.
27:20Mom, you can't say that.
27:22What is a meal?
27:24When I was raising a child at home,
27:26was I a parasite?
27:28What's the difference between raising a child at home and being a woman?
27:30This is our family's job.
27:32The point is that she is too lazy.
27:34What if she doesn't want to work in the future?
27:36I've been at home for five years.
27:38I've been working well.
27:40Why can't she?
27:42She is temporary.
27:44If she finds a suitable job in the future,
27:46she will respect her.
27:48Let's reconsider it.
27:50I'm telling you, men should go out and make money.
27:52Women are the best at raising children at home.
27:54Who is sick?
27:56It's all because of you.
27:58Besides, with your little money,
28:00you can support your family.
28:02How many days can you support?
28:04Mom, calm down.
28:06Let me show you something.
28:10This is the flow of the bank.
28:14This is my copyright fee.
28:16This is the reward of the public account.
28:18This is the deposit of the new book.
28:20I earn half a year's salary a month.
28:22It's a lot of money.
28:24Oh, my God.
28:26That's a lot of money.
28:28So what are you worried about?
28:30You are not stable.
28:32Can you trust me?
28:34And trust Zhou Quan.
28:36And you can't say that you eat soft rice.
28:38When she left the company,
28:40there was a compensation.
28:42I don't support her now.
28:44I need her to make some sacrifices
28:46for this family.
28:48Okay, okay, okay.
28:50I found that you really envy her.
28:52If you have something to discuss with me,
28:54just tell me.
28:56I'm so angry.
28:58I can't breathe.
29:00Ms. Li,
29:02I've made it so clear for you.
29:04Does Aiwen need a father?
29:06It's good for her to have a father at her age.
29:08Second, when she is at home,
29:10we have more teachers,
29:12drivers, and even a nanny.
29:14Can't you figure it out?
29:16And she is willing to do this.
29:18I have more opportunities to develop my career.
29:20Why can't you understand?
29:22You are fooling me.
29:24I'm not fooling you, mom.
29:26Even if you think for me,
29:28what if I have a child?
29:30Can you find someone
29:32who can take care of the child better than her?
29:34She can't.
29:36She is so clumsy.
29:38Can she take care of the child?
29:40She hasn't done it before.
29:42She is so good at such complicated things.
29:44Can't she?
29:46My husband is smart.
29:48Of course she can.
29:50Tell me.
29:52She must pass my test.
29:54Of course.
30:04Do you think she can do it?
30:06Let me go.
30:08It's too hard for me.
30:12Tell me.
30:18Life is complicated.
30:20It's not as easy as
30:22going to work,
30:24getting off work,
30:26and working in an office.
30:28There are many bad people
30:30and bad relationships.
30:32I want to stay away from them.
30:34I want to find a clean place
30:36and leave this mess.
30:38Why do you want to be fired?
30:40They think I'm old.
30:42You have to get rid of them.
30:44What do you mean?
30:46You have to get rid of them.
30:48How do you want me
30:50to get rid of them?
30:52Do you want me to be lazy?
30:54I want your attitude.
30:56I want your attitude.
30:58Mom, he works very hard.
31:00Do you know what time he gets off work?
31:02He treats me very well.
31:04He pays me well.
31:06He treats you well, too.
31:08You don't know much about the industry.
31:10He's not the only one who got fired at 35.
31:12Did I waste my time talking to you?
31:14I know what you're thinking.
31:16But I'm worried.
31:18My husband is a great man.
31:20What if he gets fired?
31:22What if he gets fired?
31:24How do you know I can't be arrogant?
31:26Why can't he be arrogant?
31:28I mean he makes me nervous.
31:30Mom, I'm making money.
31:32I've been at home for five years.
31:34I can support my family.
31:36What's wrong with him coming back
31:38and taking care of the kids?
31:40There are too few men who take care of kids.
31:42I...
31:44I realize I'm too urgent.
31:46Yes.
31:54All right.
31:56Since you two have decided,
31:58your identities don't match.
32:00Right?
32:02Lily can support her family now.
32:04But Zhou Quan,
32:06you
32:08can't take care of the kids.
32:10I can.
32:12It won't take long.
32:14Two weeks.
32:16You must pass my test.
32:18Can I?
32:20Yes.
32:22All right.
32:30I'm sorry.
32:32I'm sorry.
32:34I'm sorry.
32:40I'm sorry.
32:42I'm sorry.
32:44I'm sorry.
32:46I'm sorry.
32:52I want...
32:54Dad, it's you.
32:56I want mom.
32:58What do you want?
33:00Mom, I'm tired.
33:02Dad is having a rest.
33:04So he will spend more time with you.
33:06All right, son?
33:08There will be some changes.
33:10I hope you can get used to it.
33:12Brush your teeth, wash your face,
33:14and poop for 10 minutes.
33:16Right?
33:18I'll give you 11 minutes.
33:26What are you doing here?
33:28You come here after training the kids.
33:30Do you know what to do?
33:38Okay.
34:08Is this leaf broken?
34:10Yes.
34:12Cut it off.
34:14I'll leave it to you.
34:3810 rings.
34:40You...
34:42Chengcheng.
34:44Why do you hang the needle on the TV?
34:46Mom's bow is still in her hand.
34:48Give it to me.
34:50She is a kid.
34:52Can I say her?
34:54All right.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:58I'm sorry.
35:00I'm sorry.
35:02I'm sorry.
35:04I'm sorry.
35:06I'm sorry.
35:08I'm sorry.
35:10Have you slept or not?
35:12Dad, you snored.
35:14No nonsense.
35:16I didn't sleep.
35:18Really.
35:20Do you sleep?
35:22I don't.
35:24Okay, don't sleep.
35:26I can play with you.
35:28But when you go out,
35:30say grandma.
35:32Grandma, dad and I slept so well.
35:34Do it one more time.
35:36Grandma,
35:37I had a good night's sleep with my dad.
35:39Don't laugh when you're serious.
35:42One more time.
35:43Grandma,
35:44I had a good night's sleep with my dad.
35:47Good.
35:47You passed.
35:48Do you want to hear a story?
35:50No, I want to play.
35:51Come here.
35:52Let's play a game.
35:54Be careful.
36:04Be careful not to get fat.
36:12Zhou,
36:14I bought two boxes of pancakes.
36:17Why is there only one box left?
36:19I gave the pancakes to Zhang and Li.
36:22They said they were delicious.
36:26Zhou,
36:27when you give the food to others,
36:30can you tell me first?
36:33I prepared it for my son.
36:35How can you...
36:37It's just a box of pancakes.
36:39Is it necessary?
36:40You can buy it in the supermarket.
36:43You're so stingy.
36:50I'm stingy?
36:53You're generous.
36:59I'm going to do all the questions in advance.
37:01I can only teach him when he goes to school.
37:04It's hard.
37:05Yes.
37:05When my son does his homework,
37:06I feel dizzy.
37:08I feel dizzy when he finishes his homework.
37:10Duoduo
37:12is a science major.
37:14It's the same.
37:16What did you major in?
37:17I majored in Chinese.
37:19She's good.
37:20She's a writer.
37:21Look at her.
37:22She writes articles on her official account at home.
37:25I'm not as good as her.
37:27We have two children.
37:29The eldest is in the fourth grade.
37:31The youngest is still young.
37:32Our life is like
37:34a mine explosion.
37:36We don't even have time to diagnose.
37:38We have to say,
37:39Mom, what are you doing?
37:41It's so annoying.
37:43I really admire her.
37:45She can write such beautiful words
37:47while she's a mom.
37:49Yes.
37:50You know what?
37:51Her husband doesn't know how to do anything.
37:54He's not angry at all.
37:55Does he really think so?
37:59Yes.
38:02Who is she?
38:03I don't know.
38:04What about you?
38:05What did you learn?
38:06Me?
38:07I learned to tell a fairy tale
38:09for Jingjing.
38:11I learned to be a radio host.
38:13Let's see.
38:16Magic.
38:17Magic.
38:18Please tell me
38:20which woman is the most beautiful in the world.
38:25Does Jingjing like it?
38:26She cried on the spot.
38:28Sun Xingzhe came just now.
38:29Now there's Zhe Xingzun.
38:31Brother, I think you have a monkey's nest.
38:36Petrification.
38:38You're disturbing us.
38:38Close the window.
38:39No, I just want to...
38:41Close the window.
38:45My suggestion is that
38:47the soft tissue should be inserted
38:48naturally without any sound.
38:50Otherwise, the reader will be disgusted.
38:53Don't worry.
38:53I'll find a suitable place
38:55to insert the soft tissue
38:58naturally.
38:59Right?
38:59You're professionals.
39:00I'm sure you'll be fine.
39:02Then I won't disturb you.
39:03I'll leave now.
39:04Okay.
39:06I wish you a pleasant cooperation.
39:07I wish you a pleasant cooperation.
39:07I'll walk you out.
39:08Okay.
39:10Goodbye.
39:19Hello, honey.
39:20How's it going?
39:21Wife.
39:24I'm fine.
39:25I'm trying to integrate.
39:28Alex's mom hasn't come yet.
39:30I want to talk to her.
39:31It seems a little difficult.
39:33I'm afraid I'll scare her
39:34and call the police.
39:36Don't run away, honey.
39:37You're on a mission.
39:39No, they're all women.
39:40I don't know what to say.
39:43There are some mothers
39:44who are very good at
39:45educating children.
39:47You should learn from them.
39:49Okay, I know.
39:50I'll study hard.
39:52I'll wait for Alex's mom.
39:54Come on.
39:54I love you.
39:55Okay.
39:56I'm busy.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:00You two are so tired.
40:03What's the matter?
40:03I'm not tired.
40:05I was supposed to have a
40:07gathering of mothers today.
40:08I can share
40:09the experience of how to educate children.
40:11I was
40:11brought here by you.
40:13So I sent Zhou Chuan over.
40:15He's a little embarrassed
40:16because it's all women.
40:18I should have let him go earlier.
40:19Let him see
40:21how hard it is to raise a child.
40:23Zhou Chuan always knows.
40:24He cares about me.
40:25He knows it's not easy for me to raise a child.
40:27Don't worry. I know.
40:28I know your husband
40:29cares about you the most.
40:30Okay?
40:31Here's the contract.
40:32Take a look.
40:33If there's no problem,
40:34you can sign it.
40:36Okay.
40:40You don't want to read it?
40:41Haven't you read it all?
40:44Except for my mom and my husband,
40:48you're the one I trust the most.
40:51What are you talking about?
40:52I can hear you from a distance.
40:54What are you talking about?
40:56Alex's mom.
40:57Zhou Chuan is here.
40:58Yes.
40:58Come here.
40:59Okay.
41:00Let me introduce him to you.
41:03This is my mom's ad group.
41:04This is her husband.
41:06This is her wife.
41:07Ms. Che Li Zi.
41:09Ms. Che Li Zi.
41:10I was trying to get everyone together.
41:13But I couldn't.
41:14I was reposting
41:16Ms. Che Li Zi's article a few days ago.
41:17It's very interesting.
41:18Yes.
41:18It's very popular.
41:20By the way, why isn't your wife here today?
41:21She's busy.
41:23Your wife is amazing.
41:24She can write such good articles
41:24while raising a child.
41:26It's very realistic.
41:28Mr. Zhou,
41:29I'm very proud of you.
41:30I'm a celebrity now.
41:33Why don't you introduce your wife to us later?
41:35Okay.
41:36Alex's mom,
41:37can you give us a hand?
41:38Yes.
41:39I'll do it later.
41:39You have to do it.
41:42Of course.
41:42Zhi Wen's mom,
41:43come here.
41:44She's here.
41:49This is Zhi Wen's mom.
41:50Her son is a scholar.
41:52Her husband is a graduate student
41:54from Stanford University.
41:56Her son just got accepted to Harvard.
41:58Listen to him
41:59and tell him how to educate his son.
42:00You have a lot of materials to learn.
42:02Okay.
42:04Zhi Wen's mom,
42:04what do you want to learn today?
42:10Sleep with me.
42:11Mom, you sleep with me.
42:11Mom, you sleep with me.
42:14Sleep with me.
42:16Sleep with me.
42:18Sleep with me.
42:19Che Li Zi,
42:20what's wrong?
42:21Let the child sleep with you.
42:23You are busy outside all day long.
42:25It's not easy for you to come back.
42:25Let the child be close to you.
42:27Stand up.
42:28Mom,
42:29that's enough.
42:31Listen to me.
42:32We are just playing around.
42:34I hope you can respect my education.
42:36He has grown up.
42:38He can't sleep with us anymore.
42:40He's just a kid.
42:41How old is he?
42:42He can't sleep with you?
42:44You have to be a father.
42:45Let me tell you.
42:46First of all, you are not qualified for the exam.
42:48The child decides whether he is qualified for the exam.
42:50Right?
42:51We have to cultivate his independent personality.
42:53If he grows up,
42:54he will be very incompetent
42:55if he doesn't have an independent personality.
42:57He...
42:58You are competent.
42:59Now you don't even go to work.
43:00My daughter raised you.
43:01Right?
43:01You...
43:25But when I look at you every time,
43:32there are still some young memories on my face.
43:40Many people cry alone.
43:48There is nothing worth remembering.
43:56But when I see you every day,
44:03it's like a dream.
44:11Four seasons, two people chat.
44:18Every season has a different love.
44:25If the sun and the moon are over,
44:30the moonlight illuminates the room.
44:34There is always someone
44:37by my side.
44:44Three-spice sweet and spicy, bitter and sour.
44:51Every taste has a unique suspense.
44:58Missing the long day of osmanthus flowers.
45:02The taste of love is in my heart.
45:09There happens to be you by my side.
45:32I love you.