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00:00What do you mean?
00:03Don't you have a sibling?
00:04My brother is Russian.
00:07William is Russian.
00:09And when you're Russian, you don't want to make a girlfriend.
00:13Everyone knows that.
00:14Say that you don't like me.
00:16Or I'm gone.
00:17You're so insane,
00:18egotistical,
00:20and manipulative,
00:22and self-absorbed.
00:25Is that all?
00:30What do you mean?
00:54Are you a set man necessarily?
00:57No.
01:00No.
01:07Norah Malis says
01:10you have to watch out for us.
01:14So now you're in a hurry to fall in love with me.
01:20I'm not in love with you.
01:24Yes, you are in love with me.
01:26Let me see what's going on here.
01:28Are you wearing clothes?
01:30I'm wearing clothes.
01:32Yes, but in two weeks they'll be gone.
01:34That won't happen.
01:36It will.
01:39But I've told you
01:41that I won't have sex before I get married, right?
01:50Jeez.
01:52It's true.
01:55Okay, then we'll get married.
01:58Okay.
02:02What do you mean?
02:04I can't marry someone called
02:09Wilhelm.
02:11I mean...
02:13Stop calling me Wilhelm.
02:17But, God, that's your name.
02:20Isn't it?
02:21Isn't that your name?
02:24And I'm dressed like that?
02:26No, no.
02:49Where are you going?
02:51I'm going to get some water.
02:56There won't be any water today.
02:57Today we're going to sleep here.
02:59We're going to school.
03:01No, we're not.
03:02We're going to sleep here first.
03:08I'm kind of thirsty. You have to...
03:10Shh.
03:13Wilhelm.
03:17Oh, my darling.
03:22But...
03:24I'm going to get some water.
03:27How do you know you're just going to get water?
03:30Because I'm telling you.
03:33How could I trust you
03:35when you walked up to me when I woke up?
03:48Hey.
03:49Hey.
03:51I'm just going to get some water.
03:54I'm sorry.
04:06You have 30 seconds.
04:10I'll take the time.
04:19Okay.
04:49Hey.
05:12Hey.
05:16Sorry I woke you up.
05:20No.
05:23Sorry.
05:25Nicolai.
05:26Welcome to Wilhelm.
05:28Nora.
05:29Nora.
05:30Hello.
05:32And Wilhelm too.
05:33Hello.
05:35Nico, what are you doing here?
05:38I'm cooking.
05:41In Oslo?
05:44Yeah.
05:45I need some time off.
05:47Okay.
05:52Are you hungry?
05:56No.
05:58No?
06:00Okay.
06:01That's nice.
06:02Your girlfriend might want some food.
06:06She's not my girlfriend, and she's leaving now.
06:09Okay.
06:15Will you find someone to sell me to?
06:22Bye.
06:32Okay.
06:35Was it a bad mood?
06:39No, not at all.
06:41What are you doing now?
06:53It looks so bad.
06:55I'm getting a cold.
06:56It's my fault.
06:59If it hadn't been for me, Jonas would never have started cooking with Adam.
07:03And this would never have happened.
07:05Didn't you know that he cheated and that he was at the jacuzzi?
07:09He doesn't do that.
07:11But he goes to class, and he's friends with a lot of girls.
07:15And the jacuzzi boys are just there for people to beat up.
07:18He has to take one.
07:20The jacuzzi boys have way too much power.
07:22Eight.
07:23Hey, you can't take one.
07:25They can't beat each other up forever.
07:29Nora, you have such good morals.
07:36No, but I mean it.
07:38I see you a lot.
07:43Thanks.
07:47How is it going with Jonas?
07:49I don't know. He keeps avoiding me.
07:52Sick.
07:54It's because of Isabella.
07:56It's Gara who told him that he can't hang out with me.
08:00If you don't have a solid base, you have to have a solid grip.
08:06Smart friends, then.
08:10How is that?
08:12Yes, and keeping him away from you.
08:16Are you saying that I'm going to put him on Jonas?
08:20No, but you feel something for your ex.
08:23In addition, you have the advantage.
08:26How?
08:27That you're not together with him anymore.
08:29And why is that an advantage?
08:32Because when a boy has first become together with a girl,
08:35suddenly all other girls become more exciting.
08:39Really?
08:40Yes. Boys are from the side of nature.
08:43The instinct of boys is to spread their genes as much as possible.
08:47That's why boys are around.
08:49If you want to keep a boy, there are two things you have to do.
08:53The first is to make sure his needs are met.
08:56And the second is to keep other girls at a distance.
08:58But Isabelle is just trying to take care of her boyfriend.
09:01You can't blame her for that.
09:04Speaking of spreading genes,
09:06is there anyone who's in the mood for a russian dinner on Friday?
09:56Yes.
10:03Nice suit.
10:07Where is it from?
10:11Clinique, I think.
10:14It suits you. Very sexy.
10:27I'm sorry.
10:39You're younger than me.
10:40Hello, William. I told you that you're not allowed to talk to me at school.
10:44I have to, now that you're not answering your phone.
10:46Yes, but I have math now.
10:52We have to talk first.
10:54Yes, talk.
10:57What happened yesterday had nothing to do with you.
11:00It had something to do with me.
11:02When you treated me like shit.
11:05The thing is, my brother was dumped by a woman.
11:11And they've been together for many years.
11:17So he's really depressed.
11:18So what?
11:20But I didn't think it was appropriate to introduce you.
11:26And like, snitch on you.
11:27Snitch on me? What?
11:29Us two.
11:41I'm sorry.
11:46I'm just really bad at these kinds of things.
11:53Hey.
11:57You didn't mean to hurt you.
12:00You didn't hurt me.
12:03Like, I didn't get hurt.
12:06Okay.
12:16I just thought you were a real piece of shit.
12:21Yes, I agree. Yes, I'm just a piece of shit.
12:23I'm just a piece of shit.
12:25Someone who's not going to recover.
12:31I promise.
12:46It was actually pretty good that it happened then.
12:48Because...
12:50I was afraid that you would think that we were dating.
12:56But...
12:58I don't need to be afraid of that.
13:06We're together now.
13:12No.
13:19Yes, we are.
13:39Oh, no.
13:48I didn't think about it before.
13:49You didn't think about it before?
13:50No.
13:53I just wanted to make sure.
14:18I'm going home.
14:29Those ladies are so scary.
14:33One of them looked at me like I was mad.
14:35Should I delete that picture, Sanna?
14:37No.
14:39Which picture?
14:40I made a picture on Insta, Sanna.
14:42Where she held her beer to the picture.
14:44And I wrote, like,
14:45Beer set seven, prayers at eight.
14:47And it was just a joke.
14:48And now the whole hijab police has started to hate us.
14:52You deleted the picture?
14:54No one deletes that picture.
14:57Why not?
14:58Because I haven't done anything wrong.
15:00I held a beer for a friend.
15:01It's them who do something wrong.
15:03They judge me without knowing.
15:05But it's not hard for them to think you've done something wrong.
15:08If it's a picture of you with a beer.
15:09Regardless of how big that thing is.
15:12Yes, regardless of how their task is to judge me.
15:18Are you going to a party now?
15:19Yes!
15:20In the middle of the night?
15:22The rush hour is approaching with a storm and bikini songs.
15:26Is it something related to the pendrive concept, or?
15:29Yes, I was just about to get all kinky.
15:32I wonder how many guys he's going to sleep with in the rush hour.
15:37Is it okay for him to sleep with a lot of girls?
15:40Or are you getting jealous?
15:43No, no, my God.
15:44You just have to accept it.
15:46I mean, he's been working on this for three years.
15:48It's the most important time of his life.
15:53I wonder if he's going to beat his brother's record.
15:56He promised me 130 in the rush hour.
15:59Does he have a brother?
16:01Yes, Nico, 95 years old.
16:02He left the club about two years ago.
16:05Really impressive.
16:07Chris, his sister, they said.
16:09So there are two of them?
16:12Yes.
16:13His sister is studying with Nico in Stockholm.
16:15She told me that in the fall, he managed to infect half of the board with a clamp.
16:20See?
16:21It's really nasty.
16:24The Magnusson brothers.
16:26They are both ulla.
16:28Everyone is going to be knulla.
16:30Mulla, mulla, mulla, mulla, mulla.
16:33It's that Carpe Diem song.
16:43What?
16:48This is not going to work.
16:52Why?
16:53If you want to sleep with a lot of girls in the rush hour, that's fine.
16:58But if you think I'm just going to sit at home and wait for you,
17:03then you have misunderstood.
17:08Where do you come from?
17:10I know you're going to sleep around.
17:15Okay, then you know more than me.
17:17I also know that your brother has already had a girlfriend.
17:20And that he was really depressed.
17:23It's just piss.
17:27Yes, that's just piss.
17:30So you lied?
17:33Yes.
17:35But why?
17:38Because you wondered why I behaved like that in front of my brother.
17:45What about the truth?
17:48You don't always tell the truth, do you, Ellie?
17:52No, but it's to protect the will.
17:56Yes, and I do it to protect you.
17:58So what's the difference?
18:01The difference is that I don't want to be protected.
18:04Have you asked Wille if she wants to be protected?
18:15Nora, what is this about?
18:18Do you think I would have worked so hard to be with you
18:22if I had had intentions to sleep with a lot of random girls in the rush hour?
18:27That's completely illogical.
18:35No, but it's about how I'm supposed to get to know you.
18:40How am I supposed to trust you
18:43when you don't even want me to meet your family?
18:51You don't need to get to know my family to get to know me.
18:59And what about your family?
19:02I haven't met them. You haven't even talked to them.
19:06We can talk about my family.
19:09I'm an orphan.
19:11My mom is a sexologist and my dad is a psychologist.
19:16They've never loved me.
19:18They've only been concerned with each other and their own sex life.
19:22I came from a little shit town called Mjøndalen.
19:25So I moved from there as soon as I turned 15.
19:28I moved to Madrid.
19:30I talk to them about once a month.
19:33They're happy without me and I'm happy without them.
19:37No siblings.
19:40I've already said that.
19:43Your turn.
19:47It's actually hard to believe.
19:50That they don't love you.
19:53That they don't love you.
20:00It's actually impossible.
20:14It's your turn.
20:23No.
20:35No.
20:40It's your turn.
20:53I don't know if it's hard to believe.
21:00I can't tell you everything.
21:05But I won't hurt you.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:15I'm sorry.
21:21And if you really want to meet my brother,
21:24I'll introduce you to him.
21:29Okay?
21:39Yes.
21:45Yes.
21:59It wasn't so bad today, was it?
22:08Wasn't it?
22:10Wasn't it Chris and Isaac?
22:15Yes.
22:21Isaac?
22:24Yes, he's going first.
22:29Okay.
22:32Isn't it weird?
22:40I just didn't know they knew each other.
22:45Sorry.
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