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00:00Dude, I'm sorry, but we still aren't getting it.
00:04You're half man and half berry?
00:06Right!
00:07But then what exactly is your superpower?
00:09The power of mint and berries, yet with a satisfying, tasty crunch!
00:13No, see, that's the problem, dude. That's not really a superpower.
00:16Like, I have mental command over all power tools.
00:18Human kite can fly.
00:19And shoot lasers out of my eyes.
00:21And shoot lasers out of his eyes.
00:22And Mysterion can...
00:23Wait, what's your superpower, Mysterion?
00:26I can't die.
00:29Oh yeah, good one. Mysterion can't die, and Iron Maiden is indestructible.
00:32No, Stan, I'm being serious. I really, really can't die.
00:38What?
00:39Like last night in the alley. The cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place.
00:43And you screamed, oh my god, and you called him a bastard.
00:46When was that?
00:47All the time. I die all the time. And you assholes never remember.
00:52I think we would remember you dying, dude.
00:55Well, you don't. I die over and over. Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened.
01:00Dude, you're freaking out Mint Berry Crunch. He's peed his pants.
01:03No, no. Mint Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants.
01:07I knew there'd be no point in telling you guys.
01:10Alright, dude, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. What's the big deal?
01:14I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not to be able to die.
01:16Pretty cool? Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?
01:19To be shot? Decapitated? Torn apart? Burned? Run over?
01:23Kenny, Kenny, calm down.
01:24It's not pretty cool, Kyle. It fucking hurts.
01:28And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me.
01:31Remember this time. Try and fucking remember.
01:35Oh my god. Holy shit, dude.
01:37Dude, is he? Oh, Jesus.
01:40Kenny, no. No.
01:54You