South Park: Coon and friends | movie | 2010 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

When a new superhero, Captain Hindsight, arrives to tackle a BP oil spill, The Coon tries to recruit him to his team. Bu | dG1fcWtmak4ybnhtNTQ

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00:00Dude, I'm sorry, but we still aren't getting it.

00:04You're half man and half berry?

00:06Right!

00:07But then what exactly is your superpower?

00:09The power of mint and berries, yet with a satisfying, tasty crunch!

00:13No, see, that's the problem, dude. That's not really a superpower.

00:16Like, I have mental command over all power tools.

00:18Human kite can fly.

00:19And shoot lasers out of my eyes.

00:21And shoot lasers out of his eyes.

00:22And Mysterion can...

00:23Wait, what's your superpower, Mysterion?

00:26I can't die.

00:29Oh yeah, good one. Mysterion can't die, and Iron Maiden is indestructible.

00:32No, Stan, I'm being serious. I really, really can't die.

00:38What?

00:39Like last night in the alley. The cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place.

00:43And you screamed, oh my god, and you called him a bastard.

00:46When was that?

00:47All the time. I die all the time. And you assholes never remember.

00:52I think we would remember you dying, dude.

00:55Well, you don't. I die over and over. Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened.

01:00Dude, you're freaking out Mint Berry Crunch. He's peed his pants.

01:03No, no. Mint Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants.

01:07I knew there'd be no point in telling you guys.

01:10Alright, dude, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. What's the big deal?

01:14I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not to be able to die.

01:16Pretty cool? Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?

01:19To be shot? Decapitated? Torn apart? Burned? Run over?

01:23Kenny, Kenny, calm down.

01:24It's not pretty cool, Kyle. It fucking hurts.

01:28And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me.

01:31Remember this time. Try and fucking remember.

01:35Oh my god. Holy shit, dude.

01:37Dude, is he? Oh, Jesus.

01:40Kenny, no. No.

01:54You