• 4 months ago
The game is set on the planet Pandora, contested by bandits, mercenaries of interstellar corporations, dangerous wildlife and, eventually, eldritch alien abominations. As a "Vault Hunter", guided by the mysterious "Guardian Angel", the player is searching for a fabled vault full of alien loot.
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00:00Oh
00:06God I hate this planet
00:12Would you look at that a ladder unfortunately my design doesn't facilitate this type of
00:19Well destiny awaits
00:23Legend has it that there's this massive treasure hidden in some secret vault
00:30And if you go hunting for it you'd better take any help you can get
00:38Because it's on the weirdest most dangerous
00:43Dumpster fire of a world in the universe
00:46God I hate this planet
00:53What is that smell? Piss wash color. Ew! Put the window up! I don't want to! Roll the window up!
01:02It's pee. It's pee. Why do you think it's called piss wash? How did it get to me? It's in my mouth!
01:17Do you know how many people have died
01:20Looking for this vault? We have something they don't baby girl. Okay. What? Major issues
01:34Time to make it rain with your body parts
01:40What did I tell you? Minimal explosions! I said no explosions!
01:49Step aside bitches!
01:58Mine's bigger
02:03I needed a gun. So you asked for it
02:07There's only one of you in the world. You're special. Uh-oh. Kill them all
02:19Oh
02:36What's happening right now? I'm expelling the excess lead. I can't go if you're looking at me
02:42Actually scrap that. I can't I really can't actually it's helping. Are we really waiting for this to finish?
02:49You're looking at me!

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