Three beautiful Russian best friends travel to Los Angeles in search of the Hollywood dream HD ( Comedy, Crime )
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00:00:00This is a fadbeat, don't you think, Stolly?
00:00:28Yeah, he really likes it.
00:00:34Damn, I fixed it.
00:00:58Why are we screaming and jumping?
00:01:00Because we're going to Hollywood!
00:01:10Wait, wait, how did you get this audition?
00:01:12I sent my pictures online, I got an electronic email for an audition in Hollywood.
00:01:17We've been saving since we were kids to get out of this place and go to Hollywood, but we barely have more than enough to get there.
00:01:23Come on, Anya!
00:01:25Anya, it's not a problem once we're going to Hollywood.
00:01:28Hollywood!
00:01:32Wait, wait, what's the part?
00:01:34This is a very important part.
00:01:36It is a beautiful Russian girl number one.
00:01:39You mean beautiful Russian girl number one?
00:01:41No, beautiful Russian girl number one.
00:01:44That sounds like an important part, I can't argue with that.
00:01:47Then we're really going to Hollywood, bitches!
00:01:54I don't know if we're ready.
00:01:56Of course we're ready, I got an audition, I got to be next Marilyn Monroe.
00:02:00I got to be in a big American movie, can you believe it, Anya?
00:02:03Hollywood! Hollywood!
00:02:16Okay, we're definitely going.
00:02:24I can't wait until we arrive to Hollywood.
00:02:28For my important audition.
00:02:30A big American movie.
00:02:32Actually, for our audition.
00:02:35What?
00:02:37Lele and I went online and we submitted photos of ourselves for the part, and they're giving us auditions too.
00:02:44No, beautiful Russian girl number one, this is my part, for me, I'm a beautiful Russian girl.
00:02:50Look, Natasha, I thought if we all auditioned, there would be three times more chance of getting the job,
00:02:55so we can afford to rent a little place in Hollywood.
00:02:58No, you just stole my beautiful Russian girl number one, you just stole it!
00:03:03Look, Natasha, what about this?
00:03:05We will audition for the beautiful Russian girl number two or three or something.
00:03:10We'll tell them, but we'd better do that when we get there.
00:03:13Would it work with you?
00:03:15That'd probably work, but I must be number one.
00:03:18Come on, let's do that.
00:03:20Okay, let's do it.
00:03:22I can't wait until we get to America, where we can live in a gangster paradise.
00:03:27It's gonna be so G, BGB, BOZ, BBC.
00:03:33BBC!
00:03:37So, why are we still here?
00:03:39We have to get ready, come on, get up!
00:03:46Take a picture.
00:03:47Take a picture.
00:03:49Take a picture.
00:03:53Take a picture.
00:04:15Take a picture.
00:04:23Oh, turbulence.
00:04:25I felt it in my stomach.
00:04:27I hope there is much for turbulence.
00:04:33Oh, Stoly, no!
00:04:38Sorry, sorry.
00:04:39Stoly.
00:04:43Sorry, sorry.
00:04:45Stoly.
00:04:49Stoly?
00:04:52Ow, what the fuck?
00:04:54Stewardess!
00:04:55Mr. Don Carlo, I'm so sorry your travel has been interrupted.
00:04:59Whose damn rat is this?
00:05:01Stoly is no rat, he's a legit dog.
00:05:03Catch him and I will bust a cup in your ass, giraffe.
00:05:07I'm sorry, I will take her back to the seat, no problem here.
00:05:09No problem, this suit was worn by James Bond.
00:05:12Oh, you know what?
00:05:13Dogs are not allowed on the plane.
00:05:15I'm sorry, but there is a dog right there.
00:05:17Mr. Kissacase is a frequent flyer who has paid for his own seat.
00:05:21Thank you very much.
00:05:23Oh, my precious little...
00:05:27Listen, stewardess, why don't you leave the girls' dog alone?
00:05:30But...
00:05:31Look, what are you gonna do?
00:05:32Are you gonna open up a window of 50 million feet,
00:05:34sucking us all out into space where our heads explode and we die?
00:05:37Come on.
00:05:38We're flying at the height of 35,000 feet.
00:05:41What are you, an astronaut or something?
00:05:43I know how high we're flying.
00:05:44Look, and who called you over here anyway, stewardess?
00:05:46Come on.
00:05:49I'm a flight attendant.
00:05:53Yeah, no problem.
00:05:56No problem.
00:06:00Whoa!
00:06:02Turbulence.
00:06:03Yeah?
00:06:04Mr. Kissacase and I didn't feel any turbulence.
00:06:07Yeah?
00:06:08Well, no one cares what you and Mr. Kissacase think, all right?
00:06:12So why don't you keep your yap shut,
00:06:14unless you plan on playing tonsil hockey again with the pooch.
00:06:20Sorry about that.
00:06:21And Miss, um...
00:06:23Natasha.
00:06:24Natasha.
00:06:27It's a pleasure.
00:06:29Please, join me.
00:06:32Oh, lucky you have an empty seat next to you.
00:06:35Oh, no, no luck at all.
00:06:38I always buy an extra seat when I travel.
00:06:41You know, just in case I meet someone worth traveling with.
00:06:55What are you doing?
00:06:57Letting sexy wind blow my hair.
00:07:01Am I crushing Marilyn Monroe?
00:07:03Don't you think?
00:07:09Hey, I think you have the wrong seat.
00:07:11My wife actually just went to the bathroom real quick.
00:07:14I think she's coming back in, like, two seconds.
00:07:16Just so you know.
00:07:17So if you can't...
00:07:24Can I help you?
00:07:26I like your bling.
00:07:29No, this is not...
00:07:30It's a wedding ring for my wife, who's coming back in two seconds.
00:07:34So if you can move seats for me, that would be...
00:07:37I want to be one of you.
00:07:39One of what?
00:07:41As a rapper.
00:07:43No, I'm...
00:07:44What kind of racist shit?
00:07:45No, I'm not a rapper, all right?
00:07:46Just because I'm black doesn't make me a rapper, all right?
00:07:48I'm a businessman.
00:07:49You are my brother from another mother, G.
00:07:52Can I spit on your next album?
00:07:54No, please.
00:07:55Please don't.
00:07:56Please don't.
00:07:57I don't want you spitting on anything that I own at all.
00:07:59No.
00:08:00I got hoes in different area codes.
00:08:02My homie, my dog, my nigger.
00:08:05Hey, hey, what?
00:08:06What the hell did you just say to me?
00:08:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:08:09Sorry?
00:08:10Now you better get your ass over there before you see a real nigger today.
00:08:12Sorry.
00:08:13Move back, move back.
00:08:14Sorry.
00:08:15Move back.
00:08:16Oops.
00:08:17Sorry, sorry.
00:08:20What happened?
00:08:21I met a real rapper.
00:08:23Stewardess!
00:08:24Stewardess!
00:08:25I sat in his bitch's seat.
00:08:29Where's Natasha?
00:08:31Yeah, yeah.
00:08:32I'm like a Francis Ford Coppola and Steven Spielberg.
00:08:35All rolled up in a love, a little bit of Jerry Bruckner.
00:08:37I didn't know that.
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40Listen, um, here.
00:08:44Take this.
00:08:45What is this?
00:08:47You can use it to get anything you want.
00:08:49You and your friends.
00:08:51Uh, it's like a credit card?
00:08:55Yeah, yeah, it's like a credit card.
00:08:58Anything you want.
00:09:00I must show it to my girls.
00:09:01May I show it to my girls?
00:09:02Absolutely.
00:09:10Oh, my God.
00:09:12She's dumb as a box of retarded hammers.
00:09:17Just what I needed.
00:09:20Hi.
00:09:24Sorry.
00:09:28He's dumber than I thought.
00:09:30What is it?
00:09:31It's like a credit card.
00:09:32Oh, my God, is that a black card?
00:09:34What does it mean?
00:09:35It's like Jay-Z has no limit.
00:09:37Uh-huh.
00:09:42This isn't right.
00:09:43By the way, Lala, I think I saw a real rapper over there.
00:09:46I know.
00:09:55Bravo!
00:09:56Bravo.
00:10:12You're with the hospitality crew.
00:10:24Where is it?
00:10:28You playing on a pogo stick or something over there?
00:10:31I'm not playing.
00:10:42Duh.
00:10:44For the last time, where is it?
00:10:51Did you lose something?
00:10:52I mean, you know, aside from the hormones that you need to grow outside of puberty.
00:11:02Search it again!
00:11:05He did search it again.
00:11:07We have to let him go.
00:11:13Ow!
00:11:14Watch it!
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:17I thought I was loosening instead of tightening.
00:11:20Ow!
00:11:23You're free to go.
00:11:29Die!
00:11:32Welcome to Los Angeles.
00:11:46Look!
00:11:48Let's go behind Rick and say hello.
00:11:51Ow!
00:11:52Be careful, Anya.
00:11:55People here are so kind and welcoming.
00:11:59Look, filmmakers with my name on sign.
00:12:02Where is sign with my name?
00:12:04I must be the first choice for beautiful Russia girl number one.
00:12:08I'll show you who is first choice for beautiful Russia girl number one.
00:12:13First, show me where the sign with your name is.
00:12:16First, show me where the sign with your name is.
00:12:21Anya!
00:12:30How come I get harassed every time I come to the fucking airport?
00:12:33Profiling because you're an Italian named Don?
00:12:36Shut up!
00:12:40Maybe it's because you actually are involved in organized crime.
00:12:42We gotta follow that limo.
00:12:43Yes, sir.
00:12:44Shut up!
00:12:45When do we arrive at the crib?
00:12:47Or do we go straight to the studio?
00:12:53Of course they're looking at me.
00:12:54I'm a Mac DeMato, big important movie now.
00:12:59Mac DeMato, big pimping, motherfucker, boss, diva, the shit.
00:13:07I don't know where we're going.
00:13:10Hello?
00:13:12What do you mean? I'm in the limo with...
00:13:16Driver!
00:13:19Stop the car!
00:13:22You are not Saratova.
00:13:26She is Saratova.
00:13:27Katrin Saratova?
00:13:29No, Lala Saratova.
00:13:31Lalia Saratova?
00:13:33Beautiful Russian girls.
00:13:35You are one big mistake.
00:13:39I see girls like you come to LA in bundles.
00:13:44This town will eat you up and spit you out.
00:13:50Hurry!
00:14:00Next!
00:14:02Don't just get into someone's car!
00:14:09My purse! Stop!
00:14:13Stop!
00:14:16Stop!
00:14:20I'm so sorry, Lalia.
00:14:21Are you sorry? Beautiful Russian girl number one!
00:14:35Don Carlo!
00:14:36Can I give you girls a lift?
00:14:38I mean, you know, unless this little slice of heaven is your final destination.
00:14:44Sure.
00:14:51Weren't we once a minute ago not to get into someone's car?
00:14:54Anna, come on! You prefer to stay here!
00:14:57I'm the only one who remembers the airport security taking this man away.
00:15:01I wouldn't get in that car, baby!
00:15:04You can stay here with me.
00:15:08I don't go. I don't go.
00:15:11You can stay here with me!
00:15:19Stay here with me!
00:15:24So I told her I'm an expert at sticking large things into small places.
00:15:33Hey, pig-dropping, why are we turning? You're supposed to stay on the road.
00:15:36There's a detour.
00:15:38And they're always working on the roads, but they never get any better.
00:15:41You know?
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:49Okay, now why are we stopping?
00:15:51A construction worker has stopped us.
00:15:54He wants us to get out of the car.
00:15:56Nobody's getting out of the car.
00:15:58Don't worry, girls. It's okay.
00:16:00It's alright. Turn the car around and get us the hell out of here now!
00:16:04Oh, shit.
00:16:06Shit!
00:16:10Oh, God!
00:16:14What's he doing to me?
00:16:29Shit!
00:16:33Please.
00:16:48Oh, no.
00:16:54I thought I was in heaven.
00:16:57I thought I was in heaven.
00:16:59Until he popped that bubble.
00:17:04What time is it?
00:17:12I have to be on time for an audition.
00:17:15This is all your fault!
00:17:20You, you, I was in the wrong car and kicked out in the middle of nowhere.
00:17:25Leave her alone, Natasha. She just...
00:17:27I'm sorry.
00:17:28I was in the wrong car and kicked out in the middle of nowhere.
00:17:31Leave her alone, Natasha. She just thought it was a pick-up for a movie.
00:17:35Why would they pick her? She's not beautiful Russian girl number one material.
00:17:39No?
00:17:40No.
00:17:41I'm definitely not in heaven.
00:17:43If we miss the audition, it will be your bad year.
00:17:46You are the one who got us involved with that Don Carlo, that puto!
00:17:50Only because your dog ran in first class and bit his ankle.
00:17:54Where are you going?
00:17:55See where we are.
00:17:57But they can be murderers right outside the door.
00:17:59I hope they are. Walk out there, bitch!
00:18:02If he wanted us dead, we would be dead already.
00:18:07Well, she actually makes a good point here.
00:18:14Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19I'm looking for a ladies' place.
00:18:22A ladies' pla... What?
00:18:25Bathroom? Restroom? Toilet?
00:18:30I mean, it's not up to me.
00:18:33Please, just tell me.
00:18:36Okay, okay.
00:18:38Okay, listen. Just be quick, okay?
00:18:41Down the hall, third door.
00:18:43Okay?
00:18:44Just be quick, okay?
00:18:46Really quick.
00:18:47Really quick.
00:18:48Really, really quick.
00:18:50Yes.
00:18:51Spasibo.
00:18:52It was quick.
00:18:53Hurry back, please.
00:19:12No, it's okay. Everything's good. It's fine.
00:19:15Yeah.
00:19:23They just have guns.
00:19:25Yeah, they have guns.
00:19:31Was that a gunshot?
00:19:33No.
00:19:34First dolly, now Natasha.
00:19:36No, we don't know they shot Natasha.
00:19:43Who cares who they cap?
00:19:45The last thing I did was call her, bitch,
00:19:47and say I hope there is murder out there.
00:19:50There is murder out there.
00:19:52We have to get out of here.
00:19:55Let's go.
00:20:11Rip this into strips.
00:20:20Okay.
00:20:26We need to go, okay?
00:20:29Come on.
00:20:30You need to stay here.
00:20:46Natasha.
00:20:47Are you going without me?
00:20:49Natasha, without you what's left?
00:20:51Just as you wanted.
00:20:53You leave me for dead?
00:20:54Fine.
00:20:55Go.
00:20:56Are you kidding?
00:20:57No.
00:20:58Okay.
00:20:59Okay?
00:21:00Stay there with Madras instead of coming with us.
00:21:02Stay.
00:21:04Okay, coming.
00:21:05But he's still not talking to her.
00:21:07Let's go for my purse.
00:21:09Natasha, where are you going?
00:21:11I'll go for my purse.
00:21:13It's not there.
00:21:14It must be here.
00:21:16It's not there.
00:21:17But I need it.
00:21:18You need to get out of here.
00:21:19Come on.
00:21:20Where is my purse?
00:21:22No, Natasha.
00:21:23I checked the whole room.
00:21:25Are you sure it's not here?
00:21:27Yes, it's probably got left under Carlos' car.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:32There was a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles tonight.
00:21:35Two victims found dead inside of a limousine.
00:21:38Investigators say it may or may not be a game case.
00:21:42I'm dead end!
00:21:45Dispatch, this is Baker.
00:21:47Dammit!
00:21:53To your location.
00:21:58Dammit!
00:21:59Maybe not.
00:22:01What?
00:22:02I think I saw this girl.
00:22:04And two others arriving at LAX from the same airplane as Don Carlo.
00:22:09Go to the airlines.
00:22:13Go to the airlines.
00:22:14Find out who she was sitting with.
00:22:20Let's go.
00:22:23Just jump!
00:22:24Natasha, we both jump on the count of three.
00:22:27Okay?
00:22:29One.
00:22:32Two.
00:22:36No, no, no, no.
00:22:43Hey!
00:22:45No!
00:22:46Go, go, go!
00:22:51Oh God, he's going to kill me.
00:22:54Okay, unless...
00:23:10Stop!
00:23:12Why are you not stopping?
00:23:14We need to bail you.
00:23:17Damn!
00:23:19Bitch is really leaving us.
00:23:21I have to find it.
00:23:23Your purse is gone, forget it.
00:23:25I'm not talking about purse, I'm talking about black card.
00:23:28I don't remember where I put it.
00:23:29You lost Jay-Z's black card?
00:23:31Don Carlo's black card.
00:23:33And shut up, please.
00:23:34I'm not talking to you.
00:23:37Anya!
00:23:38Anya, come back!
00:23:43The black card is right here.
00:23:45Anya must have robbed it.
00:23:47What?
00:23:48She's ganged it, jacked it, stole it.
00:23:51Give me my purse!
00:23:53I can't believe this.
00:23:55And you were mad at me.
00:23:57And I'm still mad at you and her too because she stole my card.
00:24:00And leave me with you.
00:24:04Is she running in a circle?
00:24:06Where are you going?
00:24:08I'm not going anywhere.
00:24:10Where are you going?
00:24:12A man from mansion wants this card?
00:24:14Okay, I will give it to him.
00:24:15And he will let me go.
00:24:16And I will go to my audition.
00:24:18And you both will go to hell!
00:24:20You got well, join Marilyn Monroe there.
00:24:23What did you say?
00:24:25You just said that Marilyn in a hell?
00:24:28What did you say right now?
00:24:31Marilyn in the hell?
00:24:33Who in the hell?
00:24:36Let go of me!
00:25:02Where are you going?
00:25:04Stop it!
00:25:05I have to go and I will never see you again.
00:25:08Except at the audition.
00:25:09Where I will crush you.
00:25:11There is one problem with your plan.
00:25:13What is the problem with my plan?
00:25:15It is stupid.
00:25:17You call me stupid?
00:25:18Stupid?
00:25:19You go back and give him that card and he will whack you, Natasha.
00:25:23Stop it!
00:25:24She's right.
00:25:25Okay, please, please.
00:25:28Zane will kill you just like he killed my friends in the library.
00:25:32Well, one was a friend.
00:25:35One was my cousin.
00:25:37The other guy was just some guy I work with.
00:25:42Natasha?
00:25:44It's a pretty name.
00:25:46Listen.
00:25:47Okay?
00:25:49I can help you guys get out of here.
00:25:51If you help me get to the hospital.
00:25:54How can you help us get out of here?
00:25:58Okay.
00:26:00I have a car.
00:26:06Okay, just take that.
00:26:07Just hold here.
00:26:08Hold it.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:17One more month and I would have had a company car.
00:26:20Just help me.
00:26:21Unlock the door.
00:26:23I hate this car.
00:26:26Oh no, don't touch it.
00:26:27Okay, I got it.
00:26:38Oh!
00:26:42Turn the wheel.
00:26:43Just keep it going.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:45Ow!
00:26:46I don't actually know how to drive.
00:27:17Why did you stop the car?
00:27:20Who is the stupid one now?
00:27:22It's still you.
00:27:23Sorry?
00:27:25Herman.
00:27:26Sorry, Herman.
00:27:27I didn't mean to smother you.
00:27:28No, it's okay.
00:27:30I kind of liked it.
00:27:33It doesn't start.
00:27:35If I miss auditions, it's just because you both can't drive.
00:27:38You're more worried about your audition when they're trying to kill us.
00:27:41You're stupider than Lele.
00:27:43Oh God, I can't do this.
00:27:45Oh God, I can't stay on this car.
00:27:59Ania!
00:28:00She ran off again.
00:28:02She can't leave us here.
00:28:04Looks like she can.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:21You can't just leave me here.
00:28:23Looks like we can.
00:28:25But I'm dying.
00:28:26You are not dying.
00:28:27Even if I'm not a witch, I am.
00:28:30If they catch me here without you guys, they will kill me.
00:28:34Ah!
00:28:43Oh shit!
00:28:44Not my dress!
00:28:46Haha to you!
00:28:47I'm on the safe place and they will get you!
00:28:52How did she...
00:28:53Where is the stupid one now?
00:28:54Him!
00:29:01Ah!
00:29:03Ah!
00:29:04No one moves!
00:29:05I said no one moves!
00:29:14Go get the other one, okay?
00:29:15I got this one.
00:29:16Oh man, what happened to your leg?
00:29:17Nothing.
00:29:18Nothing?
00:29:19You have a bone sticking out.
00:29:20Okay, don't worry about it, okay?
00:29:21It happens all the time.
00:29:22Are you just going to stand there or are you going to go get the other one?
00:29:25Go!
00:29:26Go!
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:30I think we can make it up to that road if you help me, okay?
00:29:33What?
00:29:34Huh?
00:29:37You just put a gun on me and my ex-friend and now you're asking me for help?
00:29:43Look.
00:29:45That guy, he's got asthma.
00:29:47Alright?
00:29:48He won't make it two feet without wheezing.
00:29:51Please, go listen to me.
00:29:53Your ex...
00:29:54Your friend.
00:29:55My ex-friend.
00:29:56Oh my god, your ex-friend.
00:29:57My ex-friend.
00:29:58My ex-friend will outrun him.
00:30:01Please.
00:30:02Please.
00:30:04Just help me get to the hospital and I will help you get to your audition.
00:30:09Audition?
00:30:11Yes, audition.
00:30:13Stand up!
00:30:16God, you're strong.
00:30:17Okay.
00:30:19Help.
00:30:29Help.
00:30:49Come on.
00:30:58Good evening.
00:30:59Hello, little dearie.
00:31:00What are you doing out here at this time of night and all alone?
00:31:05You are allowed, right?
00:31:08Yes.
00:31:09Oh, perfect.
00:31:12I mean, won't you come on in?
00:31:14Come in, little dearie.
00:31:16Thank you so much.
00:31:35Did you see that?
00:31:36How sexy he reintimated me.
00:31:39I didn't even try.
00:31:41Sorry, I must have missed it.
00:31:44How could you miss sexily marrying a man?
00:31:47Stop!
00:31:50Oh, I can't believe you just stopped for this fat bag.
00:31:53I told you I was with a woman one time just to see what it was like.
00:31:56And I would never do it again, honey.
00:31:59Don't you honey me, slut.
00:32:02Sammy, look at her.
00:32:04She obviously is in trouble looking like Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Marilyn Monroe.
00:32:08After she was found dead.
00:32:10You idiot!
00:32:12Hey, girl.
00:32:14You should not be out here dressed like that.
00:32:16You obviously need help.
00:32:17We need help.
00:32:18He's cute.
00:32:20Cute?
00:32:22Look at his leg.
00:32:23O-M-G.
00:32:25Oh my God, his bone's pointing at me.
00:32:28Oh, you would like his bone to point at you now, wouldn't you, Sammy?
00:32:31We have to help him.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:35No.
00:32:36I am not getting that in my upholstery.
00:32:38Stevie.
00:32:39Stevie.
00:32:40We have to help them.
00:32:41We have to help them.
00:32:42No way.
00:32:43Go back.
00:32:44And you think he's cute?
00:32:46We sacrifice.
00:32:48We sacrifice.
00:32:50By the strength of a cat.
00:32:54Cat?
00:32:55What cat?
00:32:56To honour Hunabkerl.
00:33:01We sacrifice.
00:33:05Sacrifice?
00:33:06No.
00:33:07Why?
00:33:08Would someone beg her?
00:33:10Please.
00:33:11Why would you sacrifice me?
00:33:12I haven't done anything.
00:33:14It's not about what you've done, dearie.
00:33:17It's about what the Mayan gods will do.
00:33:22We were going out to find a sacrifice to protect ourselves from the devastation
00:33:29and the disasters predicted by the Mayan calendar that ended in 2012.
00:33:352012 came but there was no disaster.
00:33:38Do not interrupt me!
00:33:42Besides, if 2012 came and went as you say,
00:33:48why would the gods deliver a perfect sacrifice to our doorstep?
00:33:57Oh, dearie.
00:33:59Don't worry.
00:34:00It's just a little bloodletting and decapitation.
00:34:08The man needs our help!
00:34:10And you think he's cute?
00:34:11Yeah, he's cute.
00:34:14You have the audacity to get on me about the one time I was with a woman
00:34:17and then you tell me another man is cute.
00:34:19No, no way.
00:34:20I'm definitely not going back.
00:34:22Don't come back.
00:34:31Speed it up.
00:34:32By the strength of a cat!
00:34:40What?
00:34:41What?
00:34:44Sammy?
00:34:46O-M-G!
00:34:49That tire is fucked!
00:34:51Maybe I can blow some air back into it.
00:34:56Fuck!
00:34:59Generics.
00:35:02Sammy!
00:35:07Maybe someone can help us in there.
00:35:09In that creepy old house?
00:35:12I have an idea.
00:35:13You go in there and see if anybody can help us
00:35:16and I'm going to try to blow some air back into that tire.
00:35:27Stevie?
00:35:28Stevie?
00:35:37To honor Hunaku!
00:35:38Hunaku!
00:35:39Oh, I don't know.
00:35:40I kind of like it with this whole antebellum architectural flair.
00:35:43Oh, get off it, Stevie.
00:35:44This house is neo-eclectic and you know it.
00:35:51Michelangelo's statue of David.
00:35:54Cellulite.
00:35:56Would someone get the door?
00:36:02Hello?
00:36:04See, Stevie, this is karma because you didn't help that cute guy on the road.
00:36:08Could you tell me again just how cute he is?
00:36:11I'm going to call the police.
00:36:16And he was real cute.
00:36:21He must have thought you were real cute too
00:36:23with the way he was popping that nasty little boner at you.
00:36:29Oh, this is my kind of party.
00:36:31Hey!
00:36:34I'm right here, Sammy.
00:36:40911, what's the nature of your emergency?
00:36:44Help!
00:36:45This is not my kind of party.
00:36:47What kind of kinky stuff is this?
00:36:49This is your fault, Stevie.
00:36:51This isn't just karma.
00:36:52It's karmageddon.
00:36:54Do something.
00:36:55They're going to kill us.
00:36:57I want my mommy.
00:36:59I wish my daddy loved me.
00:37:12We sacrifice.
00:37:22Hey, ese.
00:37:23What are you doing with that señorita?
00:37:25Are you serious right now, homes?
00:37:27You looking to have a fiesta?
00:37:28With a piñata, fool?
00:37:36Baby.
00:37:37Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:37:40That was awesome!
00:37:41I can't believe that fool thought we were gangsters.
00:37:44Jesus, that piñata line.
00:37:46Brilliant!
00:37:47Yeah!
00:37:49Watch your back up, man.
00:37:51Are you okay?
00:37:54I'm Jesus.
00:37:55This is Jesse, George, and Carlos!
00:37:58I'm Jesse.
00:37:59I'm Carlos.
00:38:00I mean, I'm George.
00:38:01Really?
00:38:02You don't know your name?
00:38:04We're the next big boy band.
00:38:06The hombres!
00:38:09No, man!
00:38:10I don't like that name!
00:38:11Nah, nah, nah.
00:38:12The front row, fellas.
00:38:14Nah, nah.
00:38:15That's too derivative.
00:38:16We should be called For Her Ears Only.
00:38:19What y'all think?
00:38:20Cool?
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:22Let's call them mail fans.
00:38:24We're still working on the name, you know?
00:38:27Bubblegum Boys?
00:38:30Yeah, the Bubblegum Boys!
00:38:32The Bubblegum Boys?
00:38:34The Bubblegum Boys.
00:38:35We're the Bubblegum Boys!
00:38:36Yeah!
00:38:41Put that gun in the glove box with the rest of them.
00:38:44Quit pointing it!
00:38:45Idiot.
00:38:46That's your homeboy.
00:38:47That's your son, man.
00:38:49You all right?
00:39:12Please.
00:39:13Promise.
00:39:15You get me to the hospital.
00:39:17I will, I promise.
00:39:18You promise.
00:39:23Stop!
00:39:25Stop!
00:39:26Stop!
00:39:28Stop!
00:39:29Stop!
00:39:31Stop!
00:39:35Freeze!
00:39:38What are you doing in here?
00:39:41This is a private residence, officers.
00:39:45Did we bust in on an orgy?
00:39:47This is going to be one of those privacy in your own home cases.
00:39:51No.
00:39:52The broken down car out front, the 911 call, the cell phone on the porch.
00:39:56We had probable cause, right?
00:39:58I don't know, but I'm not going to stand in front of a judge on that one again.
00:40:03You got that one right.
00:40:05Ma'am, we're sorry to interrupt.
00:40:07You have a lovely, lovely home.
00:40:09Continue with your orgy.
00:40:12Oh, just to make sure, everyone here is a consent adult, right?
00:40:17Oh, certainly, yes.
00:40:19Good, okay.
00:40:21We are not consenting.
00:40:22They're going to sacrifice us.
00:40:24Shut up!
00:40:26Freeze!
00:40:27This is a religious act, officers.
00:40:32Separation of church and state.
00:40:36Does that include human sacrifices?
00:40:38She's confusing me.
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:42I don't either.
00:40:44We should pay more attention in training.
00:40:46You got that right.
00:40:47If you like, I can show you our 501k paperwork to prove we're all in legitimate non-profit status.
00:41:05What do you think?
00:41:07I don't know.
00:41:08You know my answer.
00:41:10Okay, okay, okay, great.
00:41:13That's all we need.
00:41:15Sorry to interrupt your religious act.
00:41:17What?
00:41:20Have a good night.
00:41:26We sacrifice!
00:41:31Oh, what now?
00:41:35It's just us again.
00:41:38Sorry to interrupt.
00:41:40But it's our protocol to take something back to our captain back at the station.
00:41:44If it's not too much trouble, of course.
00:41:46Why don't you give me this one right here, and you keep the other two for your religious act.
00:41:53Five.
00:42:05No!
00:42:12Sorry to bother you.
00:42:14Happy sacrificing.
00:42:18Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
00:42:20No!
00:42:32You're dying, okay?
00:42:34You're not dying?
00:42:35I lost a lot of blood.
00:42:38No, you can't kill me, okay?
00:42:40You can't kill your faith? You're not dying!
00:42:51He's dead.
00:42:53Sorry.
00:43:03You promised me.
00:43:07I will take you to the hospital, you will take me to my audition.
00:43:11I will take you to the hospital, you will take me to my audition!
00:43:16You promised me!
00:43:21You promised me!
00:43:23You promised me!
00:43:25I auditioned!
00:43:27No!
00:43:29You die!
00:43:42Now that car can have this whole country bankrupt in a month.
00:43:46And you lost the only lead to retrieve it.
00:43:49Are you kidding me?
00:43:50No.
00:43:52Right.
00:43:54A Russian girl.
00:43:56With no ID.
00:43:58That you think is somewhere in the city?
00:44:00Come on now.
00:44:02We got APBs out on her and the two girls she arrived with.
00:44:06We contacted the Russian embassy.
00:44:08Are running TV ads.
00:44:10Also...
00:44:12Excuse me.
00:44:16Yes.
00:44:17What do you got?
00:44:19Would you do something about him?
00:44:21He is a handful.
00:44:22You want another partner?
00:44:24Great. Fantastic.
00:44:27Sir, a Russian girl claiming to be Natasha Ziz...
00:44:31I don't know how to say her last name.
00:44:33But she dropped a dead body off of a Herman Muller at Cedar Sinai.
00:44:40She's leaving a trail of dead bodies?
00:44:42What is this girl, a praying mantis or what?
00:44:44We got her! We got her! We got her! We got her! We got her!
00:44:47Yeah! We got her! We got her!
00:44:49Yes!
00:44:50We got her!
00:44:52We got her, sir! We got her! We got her!
00:44:54We got her! We got her! We got her!
00:44:56Yahoo!
00:44:57Enough!
00:44:59Alex, get him off my desk.
00:45:02Come here.
00:45:08If you ever do that again...
00:45:10I'll have your friggin' badge.
00:45:15You let her go!
00:45:20Don't you stop anybody from bringing in dead bodies?
00:45:23And an accidental death?
00:45:25Accidental! Accidental! Accidental!
00:45:29Come here!
00:45:32He has a femur sticking out of his leg!
00:45:35That's not accidental!
00:45:37That's not a femur.
00:45:38Shh!
00:45:39One know where Natalia Zatseva went.
00:45:42She did it.
00:45:49You can go now.
00:45:50Don't push me.
00:45:51I'll push you if I want to!
00:45:53Now get out of here!
00:45:58Why didn't you say anything?
00:46:00I've been trying to.
00:46:02She was hysterical, out of her mind.
00:46:04They tracked her and sent her to the mental ward.
00:46:07Mental ward.
00:46:08Crazy people.
00:46:12Alex, let's go.
00:46:14We're going to the mental ward where the crazy people are.
00:46:17Maybe he'll find room for you.
00:46:20Working with you, I should have my head checked.
00:46:36Who are you?
00:46:37I'm Dr. Paxton.
00:46:39But you may call me Doctor.
00:46:41Or Sir.
00:46:43Or Sir Doctor.
00:46:45Take a deep breath.
00:46:51Silly me.
00:46:53You do this so many times in a day and you get ahead of yourself.
00:46:58Now, take a deep breath.
00:47:04Where am I?
00:47:05In the examination room.
00:47:10Just as I feared.
00:47:14We're going to have to do an enema.
00:47:17Bend over!
00:47:18Paxton!
00:47:19What did I tell you about messing with new patients?
00:47:32Time to take your medication.
00:47:35What?
00:47:36Medication.
00:47:39No.
00:47:40I'm not taking your meds.
00:47:42You're going to do this the hard way, huh?
00:47:44Oh, you're going to take this medication today.
00:47:46Do you understand me?
00:47:47You're going to take this medication.
00:48:02We need to discuss my fee.
00:48:05Go away from me, Paxton!
00:48:10No.
00:48:12Did you save your pills for me, huh?
00:48:15Under your tongue?
00:48:17In your teeth?
00:48:19Come on, people pay good money for those pills.
00:48:21Go away from me!
00:48:26You want to get out of here?
00:48:31I'm busting out.
00:48:33You can come with me.
00:48:35Where?
00:48:36Now!
00:48:39Now!
00:49:00I'm Jesus.
00:49:01This is Jesse, George, and Carlos.
00:49:05We're the Bubble Gum Boys.
00:49:09Come on.
00:49:15Why don't you go up there and do a number for us?
00:49:20Yeah, come on.
00:49:22You got this.
00:49:24You sure?
00:49:25Very sure.
00:49:26We're sure.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:30Yeah!
00:49:34Give me the mask, give me the gauze.
00:49:36We're going to get this morning, we're going to go to Mexico.
00:49:38I'm being serious.
00:49:39What is it bad for?
00:49:40Hey, this thing don't bitch out, alright?
00:49:43I'm being serious.
00:49:44Come on, let's do this.
00:49:56Brenda?
00:49:57What is going on here?
00:50:00Let her up.
00:50:04I apologize for the rude awakening.
00:50:06You should sue.
00:50:07I'm Graham Paxton, attorney at law.
00:50:09If you don't win, I don't get paid.
00:50:11Call the number on your screen now!
00:50:13Come here, you!
00:50:17Why am I here?
00:50:20You had a dangerous and acute mental episode brought on by extreme stress and depression.
00:50:25You were placed here for your own protection.
00:50:27If you would officially check yourself in, we'd like to examine you further.
00:50:31I've been examined enough!
00:50:34Where is my dress?
00:50:36It's in the infirmary.
00:50:38This way.
00:50:58Warm bra, red.
00:51:02Warm dress.
00:51:04Black.
00:51:07A pair of panties.
00:51:09Red.
00:51:11A pair of heels.
00:51:12Beige.
00:51:13Predominantly.
00:51:17One card.
00:51:18Black.
00:51:21Change in there.
00:51:22When you're finished, leave your gown here.
00:51:24A pal will wait for you outside and take you anywhere in LA County.
00:51:28You let her go!
00:51:30Get off my desk, please!
00:51:34I'll get off your desk!
00:51:35This is what I'll get off your desk!
00:51:37I'll get this off your desk!
00:51:38This off your desk!
00:51:39This!
00:51:40This!
00:51:41Doesn't no one pay attention to APBs?
00:51:43Okay, Sean.
00:51:44Let's go.
00:51:45This is what I'm talking about, Alex!
00:51:47We're supposed to be on the same team!
00:51:49We are on the same team.
00:51:50No!
00:51:51Yes.
00:51:52Yes.
00:51:53We are on the same team.
00:51:54No!
00:51:55Thank you for your time, Dr. Dickens.
00:51:56Same team, Alex!
00:51:57The same team!
00:51:58You don't understand!
00:51:59Oh, yes.
00:52:00Yes.
00:52:04I'm in L.A.
00:52:09I made it.
00:52:15My, my, my, my music.
00:52:16You can see my gang, gang.
00:52:18Bang, bang.
00:52:19You can see my gang, gang.
00:52:21Oh, yeah.
00:52:22Ooh, ooh, baby.
00:52:23My music is O-O-OMG.
00:52:25Is that what they call music?
00:52:27Oh, fuck me!
00:52:29Bang, bang.
00:52:30You can see my gang, gang.
00:52:31Ooh, ooh, oh.
00:52:32My music is O-O-OMG.
00:52:34My music is rap and R&B.
00:52:37My music...
00:52:40Um, I don't think rap is your style.
00:52:43I think I got a better idea.
00:52:45I think we should pick a slower song.
00:52:47Maybe, um...
00:52:50This one?
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53That girl needs Jesus in her life.
00:52:55She's whack.
00:52:56Seriously.
00:52:57Hey.
00:52:58All right, baby.
00:52:59Let's do this shit.
00:53:00All right?
00:53:01The jerk is here.
00:53:02Let's go.
00:53:03Let's go.
00:53:04Fuck.
00:53:10Come on, somebody.
00:53:12Get the money and the tape jar.
00:53:14Come on.
00:53:15What are you waiting for?
00:53:24Rainy days, to get up.
00:53:26I get up, then I fall.
00:53:29All the things that should still make me strong.
00:53:34Don't give up, give my all.
00:53:37And believe that I can.
00:53:39Turning out the fire in my soul.
00:53:45I'm Batman.
00:53:47I can see it.
00:53:49Mommy, can I take a picture with Marilyn Monroe, please?
00:53:53Oh, sure, honey.
00:53:55Let's go.
00:53:56Let's take a picture.
00:53:59Let's go.
00:54:19Excuse me.
00:54:20Yes?
00:54:21Is this you?
00:54:23I.S. Chegzeva is wanted by the FBI for questioning and a double murder.
00:54:29Oh, my God.
00:54:30Yes.
00:54:31Yeah.
00:54:32Oh, my God.
00:54:33Look at this.
00:54:34It's me.
00:54:35I'm already famous.
00:54:37I can't believe it.
00:54:45Excuse me.
00:54:46It's not me.
00:54:47Yeah.
00:54:49This is probably some mistake.
00:54:52Put your phone down.
00:54:53Lady.
00:54:54Put your phone down.
00:54:55It's not me.
00:54:56I mean, it's not me.
00:54:58It can fool you for sure.
00:55:00Where the sun is still shining behind.
00:55:05Press and play.
00:55:06No truant.
00:55:07Take control of your mind.
00:55:10Write your story with beautiful lines.
00:55:15Dancing to the fire.
00:55:17Wild, wild fire.
00:55:20Your feet are so smooth.
00:55:22Can burn my soul.
00:55:27Natasha.
00:55:31How do you say your last name?
00:55:32Chegzeva.
00:55:38Search her.
00:55:43Guys, this is stupid.
00:55:45You put your masks on in the bar.
00:55:47We all saw your faces.
00:55:49You announced your names after you sang karaoke.
00:55:54Jesse.
00:55:55Jesus.
00:55:56Jorge.
00:55:57George.
00:55:58Whatever.
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:23I really can feel you.
00:56:26Singing to myself.
00:56:29I wish you were here.
00:56:35Even in the spotlight.
00:56:39I can see you in spite.
00:56:43Of everyone around me.
00:56:46I believe.
00:56:54I got something.
00:57:01The car.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:07What?
00:57:08What are you doing?
00:57:09Oh.
00:57:10Oh.
00:57:11I believe.
00:57:17You and I are meant for bigger things.
00:57:21Can't you see?
00:57:23We are not a treatment.
00:57:27Baby.
00:57:30Together or we're divided.
00:57:34I'm never gonna be broken hearted.
00:57:38Cause I will always carry you with me.
00:57:43And baby.
00:57:46No matter what we're gonna find it.
00:57:50Everywhere I look I'm reminded.
00:57:54So I will always carry you with me.
00:58:01Tell me what to say now.
00:58:05Another song I write too.
00:58:09It's written all about my love for you.
00:58:17Cause even when you're gone.
00:58:21I never feel alone.
00:58:24Cause you're in every thought.
00:58:28And breath that I take.
00:58:34You and I are meant for bigger things.
00:58:38Can't you see?
00:58:40We are not a treatment.
00:58:44Baby.
00:58:47Together or we're divided.
00:58:51I'm never gonna be broken hearted.
00:58:55Cause I will always carry you with me.
00:59:01And baby.
00:59:03No matter what we're gonna find it.
00:59:07Everywhere I look I'm reminded.
00:59:11So I will always carry you with me.
00:59:41Baby.
00:59:51Together or we're divided.
00:59:55I'm never gonna be broken hearted.
00:59:59Cause I will always carry you with me.
01:00:05And baby.
01:00:07No matter what we're gonna find it.
01:00:10Everywhere I look I'm reminded.
01:00:14So I will always carry you with me.
01:00:25Even in my darkest.
01:00:31I can feel you.
01:00:40You.
01:01:00Hurry up, hurry up.
01:01:03Open the door, open the door.
01:01:06Open the door, open the door.
01:01:08Georgie! Hey, Georgie!
01:01:12You forgot your bag.
01:01:20Hey, where the puzzles going boys?
01:01:22We're still working on the main one, you know?
01:01:24Can I get another pint?
01:01:30You must have got something from them.
01:01:32Nothing. They were just here at the wrong time, at the wrong place.
01:01:36They were pawns. Naive girls. Here for some audition.
01:01:40Beautiful Russia girl number one.
01:01:42What?
01:01:44Beautiful Russia girl number one.
01:01:49Sir, you told me to report as soon as I finish the analytics on the card.
01:01:52Yeah, and?
01:01:54Well, I finished the analytics on the card.
01:01:56Yeah, and?
01:01:58Well, first of all, I've never seen anything like it. It's brilliant.
01:02:01When you buy something with it, you can buy anything you want. There's no limit.
01:02:05It draws funds directly from the U.S. Treasury at an exponentially growing rate.
01:02:08But it does so using an evolving algorithm.
01:02:10So $2 should become $2,000 or even $200,000.
01:02:14And then it routes that money through a series, a web of bank accounts.
01:02:17These are average innocent citizens' bank accounts.
01:02:19You know, anyone from the lower to middle class, all the way up to millionaires and billionaires.
01:02:22Okay, withdrawing a little here, depositing a little there.
01:02:24At the end of the day, I mean, somebody could wake up and discover they moved from the lower class to the upper class overnight.
01:02:28Or a millionaire could discover he's broke.
01:02:30But in the end, huge pools of U.S. money from each transaction on the card
01:02:33ended up in a completely disguised bank account, or accounts plural.
01:02:36God, the only chance of finding them is spending money on the card,
01:02:39inputting the original algorithm from the card,
01:02:41and then monitoring the U.S. Treasury and banks throughout the nation,
01:02:43knowing the variables of what was spent, of course,
01:02:45with visible account activity, et cetera, trying to solve for the unknown variables.
01:02:48But that's risky.
01:02:50I mean, this card could bankrupt the whole country in, like, a week.
01:02:57Did either of you just understand what he just said?
01:03:00Did he breathe during all that?
01:03:02Basically, whenever you use the card, it steals money from the Treasury,
01:03:06scrambles the money through bank accounts throughout the country,
01:03:09and drops it in an untraceable account.
01:03:11Now, with the card, we have a chance of discovering where the money goes,
01:03:14but risk bankruptcy the whole country in a week.
01:03:17That's essentially right.
01:03:18Ah, you know what? There is a tracking device in the card that I may or may not have triggered when scanning it,
01:03:23so using the card could potentially draw out the account or accounts plural holder in an attempt to retrieve the card.
01:03:29But, I mean, that's also a risky plan.
01:03:31It's like a trillion dollars could just vanish like that.
01:03:34Oh, my God, this card is brilliant.
01:03:43Okay. All right.
01:03:48So we'll use our newly acquired pawns to draw out a criminal.
01:03:52So, uh, give the girls back the card.
01:03:55Sir, I really don't think that's...
01:03:57Shut up, Edward. You chatter way too much.
01:04:00All right.
01:04:17Anna!
01:04:30Sorry.
01:04:36I thought you two were friends.
01:04:40You have to pretend you're two friends because you have a new job.
01:04:46Working for the FBI?
01:04:48A job? Yes. A job is...
01:04:51I know what job means.
01:04:53Really? Then why did you ask?
01:04:56What kind of job?
01:04:58Going on a shopping spree.
01:05:08Safekeeping.
01:05:17You'll be able to sell on this.
01:05:19Most expensive one.
01:05:28Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:05:59I'm an Hollywood girl. Hollywood girl.
01:06:02Hollywood girl. Girl. Girl.
01:06:06I'm an Hollywood girl. Hollywood girl.
01:06:10For two dresses?
01:06:12These two could bankrupt the whole country in a week.
01:06:15This was a bad idea.
01:06:19Let's go.
01:06:23George's cousin just took over Estudio Mexicana.
01:06:25They're looking for actors to turn into big stars.
01:06:28Especially those who know how to sing and dance.
01:06:31So we've been chasing that bar for months to get the money to go down there.
01:06:35With that voice, you don't become an overnight success.
01:06:38You gotta come with us.
01:06:40I'm supposed to go to audition tonight.
01:06:42We're not really asking.
01:06:45You have to come with us.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:49Well, I don't go to audition anyway.
01:06:52Why not?
01:06:53Because I don't like what it does to my friendships.
01:06:58But I don't want to go Mexico alone.
01:07:01Alone?
01:07:03Everything's about connections.
01:07:05Forget this town. Everything's about love.
01:07:08We got the connections that will make you a world famous singer in Mexico.
01:07:12Come on, let's just go. You know you want to roll?
01:07:18Okay.
01:07:20I mean.
01:07:22But.
01:07:24I have one request.
01:07:29Girlfriend, you're with us now.
01:07:41Do you think all girls here pretend to be a beautiful Russian girl number one?
01:07:47Let's narrow down the competition.
01:07:50Excuse me, where the bar is?
01:07:53I think it's over there.
01:08:08Okay, you're all last two for tonight, so let's get this going.
01:08:20What are they doing?
01:08:23That's how Americans say hello.
01:08:29Stop it.
01:08:31Where are you all from?
01:08:33Russia.
01:08:35Really?
01:08:44Where's she going?
01:08:46I don't know.
01:08:47Where's she going?
01:08:48I don't know.
01:08:50I don't know.
01:09:15Actually, I'm from Russia, too.
01:09:17Of course you are. I love the accent.
01:09:20How long have you been in L.A.?
01:09:21We just came for this audition.
01:09:23Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:26You came all the way from Russia for this audition?
01:09:31Actually, I would like to audition for beautiful Russian girl number two.
01:09:41Hey, listen.
01:09:42We didn't see enough.
01:09:43You got the looks, you got the voice.
01:09:47Who is this?
01:09:51Who is this?
01:09:56That'll be $950, and you're both in the film.
01:10:00We have to pay you?
01:10:03Yeah, this is the way things work in Hollywood nowadays.
01:10:05It's called crowdfunding.
01:10:07It's investing in yourself.
01:10:11What?
01:10:12You also get a producer's credit.
01:10:14It's a scam!
01:10:15No, no, no. It's not a scam.
01:10:18We've had the most success we've had today than any other day.
01:10:21I know. It's like every girl that came in here was drunk.
01:10:24Bottom line, we don't need you to make this movie.
01:10:28But if you want to be a part, $950.
01:10:33It's a scam!
01:10:36Fine. We're done for the night.
01:10:39Thank you for your time.
01:10:40Thank you for your time.
01:10:42Wait. Wait, please.
01:10:44Oh, you're in?
01:10:46Oh, yeah. Here you go. Let's get that.
01:10:49All right, well, it'll be $950 each.
01:10:52Comes to $1,900 total.
01:10:53Russian women number one and two,
01:10:55or Russian women one and one?
01:10:59Number two.
01:11:02There you go.
01:11:03All right, ladies.
01:11:04Welcome to Hollywood.
01:11:06Spasibo.
01:11:11I believe that card belongs to me.
01:11:14Bye.
01:11:17Scam! Scam! Scam!
01:11:21Boss!
01:11:38Open it up!
01:11:41Oh, boss.
01:11:43Stand down! All clear!
01:11:56Ladies, you've done good.
01:11:59Your English is not so good.
01:12:01You didn't do that good.
01:12:11Natasha, how does it feel to have a dream?
01:12:15I didn't have a dream.
01:12:17It was all scam.
01:12:19But you didn't know that at first.
01:12:21Yeah, for a moment you were cast in a movie,
01:12:23after going on a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive.
01:12:26Yes. How did that feel?
01:12:28It felt good,
01:12:31but it wasn't worth losing Lala over.
01:12:34Well, I don't know about Lala,
01:12:37but at least you didn't lose Anya.
01:12:39Right?
01:12:40Okay, you're right.
01:12:41Friendship can make it through a lot.
01:12:44Get your hands off my head!
01:12:46What do you think this is?
01:12:47A bank meltdown today
01:12:49had people all over the U.S.
01:12:51seeing fluctuations in their bank account balances.
01:12:53It is estimated it will cost the nation
01:12:55just over a trillion dollars in bailouts.
01:12:58Many worry the government's Chinese creditors
01:13:00will call the U.S. on its debt.
01:13:03A trillion dollars?
01:13:05Do you think this is going to come down
01:13:06on us?
01:13:08Come on!
01:13:13Are you friends with Lala Saratova?
01:13:15Uh, yes.
01:13:17Come with me.
01:13:19Anya!
01:13:20He found Lala!
01:13:22Let's go!
01:13:23Come on!
01:13:53What's up, bitches?
01:13:55Lala!
01:13:57Lala!
01:14:24Bubble gum boys!
01:14:25Bubble gum boys!
01:14:27Yeah, the bubble gum boys!
01:14:31Hey.
01:14:38See you around.
01:14:54So, where are we?
01:14:56M-M-M-Mexico!
01:14:58That's good, girl!
01:15:00I've had enough of this Hollywood
01:15:02and United States.
01:15:04I think we'll have to make it
01:15:06a province of China anyway.
01:15:08Where are we going?
01:15:10Estudios Mexicano.
01:15:12I have so much to tell you.
01:15:14It is off the hook.
01:15:16Woo!
01:15:18Do you know how to drive now?
01:15:20I'll learn.
01:15:21I'll learn.
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