Join Catnap in all his dangerous (and embarrassing!) adventures in Playtime Co. Together they form a loving, but dysfunctional family. Catnap must defend the Smiling Critters from evil, alongside his wife Mrs. Catnap. Plus, they have to protect their kittens, including Catnap Jr.!
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00:00Okay, T, you guys remember where the playcare was?
00:11It was this way.
00:12What are you little girls doing here?
00:13Girls!
00:14Official catnap fan club clause!
00:15Now!
00:16Ouch!
00:17I told you it was the wrong way.
00:18Argh!
00:20I'll get you!
00:28He's in there!
00:32It's almost time.
00:37I almost forgot how cute he is when he's sleeping.
00:43He's gotta forgive us, right?
00:45Of course he will, we're his biggest fans!
00:48Let's hope he stays asleep while I…
00:52MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
00:56Oh my god! It's… Catnap!
00:59A precious little BABY!
01:03I could just eat him up…
01:05He's perfect! He's even cuter than the real Catnap!
01:08What was that about the real Catnap?
01:12Catnap! We missed you so much!
01:15But look who we found!
01:18Isn't he perfect?
01:20You put my baby down!
01:22He's your baby?
01:25Yes! Whose did you think he was?
01:29Can we please hold him? Just for a little? He's oh so cute!
01:36Why on earth would I let you do that?
01:39Well, don't you ever need a babysitter?
01:42Yeah, I mean just look at you.
01:45You've got bags under your eyes. You're half asleep.
01:49And look how much he loves us already!
01:53He does seem to like you, but why should I trust you?
01:57We've changed, Catnap! We're like a few weeks older now. We've matured.
02:01We could never hurt him, even if we wanted to!
02:06Which we never would, of course.
02:08Because he's the most adorable little guy in the whole wide world! Oh, yes he is!
02:18Oh, fine. You can spend a little time with him while I get my beauty sleep. A little.
02:24Thank you, thank you, thank you!
02:32Hashtag BBCatnap is so cute!
02:36Tidal idea! Catnap has a precious baby!
02:40I've got an even better idea.
02:46Get it? Because he's a little angel?
02:49Our little angel! This is the cutest thing I've ever seen!
02:53Cutest thing they've ever seen? I thought that was me!
03:00Here comes the airplane!
03:02Open wide!
03:06I am not even exaggerating, but this is literally the best thing that's ever happened to me!
03:12Same! I've never loved anything more, and I never will again!
03:17Hmph. I'll show him.
03:19Hey girls, remember me? It's Catnap, your first love! Super cool and cuddly and... strong?
03:27Uh-huh, yeah!
03:29So true, whatever you said.
03:31Oh.
03:33Look what I made! These are way better.
03:37Way better?
03:39What? That's it, I'm taking the baby back!
03:47Shh! It's your dad! Don't you want to be with daddy?
03:51You know what? Fine. If you all love each other so much more than me, you might as well just keep him.
03:57It's not like I need him. I can survive on my own, because I'm not a baby.
04:05Catnap, how could you?
04:07To think I used to think you were hashtag cool. You're a horrible father, you know that?
04:12It's okay, baby Catnap! We got you!
04:19So cute!
04:22Our little star!
04:25Hustle!
04:28Whoop! Get back up, baby!
04:31I said, get. Back. Up.
04:39Ugh, what am I gonna post if you can't even do a stupid dance?
04:45He needs another bottle.
04:48Ugh, stupid baby.
04:50Did you just call my baby stupid?
04:52Um, he's our baby now?
04:54Yeah, you gave him to us!
04:56Look, I overreacted. Baby, junior, honey, I'm sorry. You need to come back to dada now, okay?
05:05No! We're his biggest fans! He's better off with us!
05:10That's right. And we're gonna shower him with our love for the rest of his life.
05:15Yes, well, I've seen firsthand how a lot of your love can be a bad thing. Now give him back!
05:21One more move, and you hurt the baby!
05:24What? That's not fair!
05:26Well, too bad! Girls!
05:30What the? Where's my baby? Which one of you has him?
05:33Good luck finding out! Split up!
05:37What the? Where's my baby? Which one of you has him?
05:40Good luck finding out! Split up!
05:45Come back here!
05:46Oh, who really has him? I'll have to chase them all down.
05:50There! Into the school first.
05:54You!
05:55Give me back my baby!
05:57Never! You gave him up! Finders keepers!
06:01You tricked me!
06:02Haha! You fell for it!
06:06Wait, what are you doing?
06:11Hey! Hey! Come back here!
06:16One down. Now to find the others.
06:20Ha! You found me! I thought you might not even come looking.
06:23Of course I'm looking for him! He's my baby!
06:26Really? Cause you seemed pretty jealous of him earlier.
06:30Maybe I felt a bit old, lame, uncool. But that doesn't matter now.
06:35What matters is the safety of my son.
06:39You didn't have him either.
06:41Did you think I was going to throw a baby at you?
06:44When I get my paws on you!
06:50So the other one must have him. Where did she go?
06:53She took him back to home sweet home. But good luck finding her.
06:58Catnap?
07:01You!
07:02Shh! Don't yell! You'll upset my baby!
07:05He is not your baby! He's mine!
07:08Catnap, please! What kind of life can you give him? Trapped in this run down orphanage?
07:15With us, he'll be pampered forever! He'll be a social media star! He'll be a millionaire!
07:22And so will you, right?
07:25A good mother never thinks of herself first. But yes, that would be part of it, of course.
07:31The four of us will be famous! And it'll be all thanks to you!
07:35If he wants to be famous, he can make that decision himself when he's older.
07:39It's not up to any of us to decide for him.
07:41Now, he belongs with his real parent. Last chance. Give him back!
07:48No!
07:50Take one step closer, and you'll hurt him too!
07:54You say you love him, but you're willing to use my baby as a feline shield?
07:58You're not thinking clearly! Please, he needs to be with his father!
08:02Sorry, Catnap!
08:05Still you!
08:06Junior, listen!
08:08The little baby long legs climbed up the water spout.
08:15Aww! So adorable!
08:17Now!
08:21Wakey, wakey!
08:39What was that? It sounded like one of the kittens!
08:43My kittens!
08:47Where do you think you're taking them?
08:52Now it's locked, but a little door won't stop me!
08:59Where are you? Where are my kittens?
09:04Hmm? What's this?
09:08They've booby-trapped the place!
09:10Doesn't matter, nothing will keep me from...
09:13You!
09:15A few unimaginative traps aren't going to stop me!
09:31Nowhere to run now!
09:34What? No! Let me out of here right now!
09:40Get back here with my kittens!
09:42Now, I need to find a way through these bars!
09:46Or maybe, around them!
09:55Shh! It's okay! You're safe with me!
10:01Let's get you into bed, shall we?
10:04There you are! Aren't you glad to see your mama?
10:13Up, up, up! No more tears! Not with mommy here!
10:17Oh, how I've always longed to be a mother!
10:22Ever since I was a little girl, being a mother was my life's dream!
10:26But that couldn't happen right away, so...
10:29I decided to become a teacher!
10:31But not just for any school!
10:33Right here at Playcare!
10:35It seemed like the perfect fit!
10:37I didn't have a child of my own,
10:39and my students didn't have parents of their own!
10:42We could fill the void in each other's hearts!
10:45I was so excited for my first day!
10:48But I could've never expected what was about to happen...
10:52Oh, hello!
10:53Hi! I'm Dogday!
10:55That's a great costume you've got there, sweetheart!
10:58It's not a costume!
10:59I had no idea my students were smiling critters!
11:04At first, I was disappointed that I had them instead of real human children like I dreamed!
11:09But there was something special about those critters!
11:13It was impossible not to love them!
11:20It was nice to meet you!
11:22Have a nice day, mom!
11:23I mean, Miss Delight!
11:25But I knew they would never fill the void in my heart that was meant for a child!
11:31Thankfully, I met someone!
11:33He was handsome, kind, tall, and we had so much in common!
11:38Except...
11:39How do you feel about kids?
11:41They're so annoying!
11:43And so needy!
11:44Help me tie my shoes!
11:46Why is the grass green?
11:48Can we get a puppy?
11:49I can never deal with that nonsense!
11:52Oh, and don't even get me started on paying for college!
11:55Well, I love kids!
11:57That's why I'm a teacher!
11:59Right, about that...
12:01You sure it's take your short-term boyfriend to work day?
12:05It's on the school calendar!
12:07Come with me!
12:09I knew once he met the smiling critters, his heart would melt and he'd warm up to the idea of children!
12:16Plus, there's someone special I'd like you to meet!
12:19My boyfriend!
12:21Wow!
12:22Hi, boyfriend!
12:23What are these things?
12:25These are the smiling critters!
12:27They're my students, dear!
12:32Ugh!
12:33Why do they look so... weird?
12:36They're not weird!
12:37They're sweet!
12:38They're just like regular kids!
12:40Don't you think they're precious?
12:42Uh, not really.
12:44I already don't like regular human kids.
12:46Creepy stuffed animal kids are even worse!
12:48Honey, if you can't let this kid thing go...
12:51What?
12:52But I can't not have kids!
12:55Then you'll have to find someone else.
12:57I'm sorry.
12:59Class is dismissed!
13:04I was shattered.
13:05But I still had one last chance at motherhood.
13:08But even adoption was no longer an option for me.
13:15I was sad.
13:16I was angry.
13:18And all that sadness and anger just got worse until...
13:23Until those horrible scientists did what they did to me!
13:29But then you!
13:30Three beautiful babies came along!
13:35It was the perfect opportunity for me to do what I was always meant to do!
13:40My life's true mission!
13:42Make it stop!
13:43Now, won't you please go to sleep?
13:46Oh my goodness!
13:47Aren't those the most beautiful kittens you've ever seen?
13:50Most beautiful and most noisy.
13:53Having trouble, I see?
13:55Don't get me wrong, I love them.
13:57But they need so much from me.
13:59They always need the litter box, or they're hungry, or they're crying.
14:02I'm only one cat!
14:04Oh!
14:05Then how about I give you a hand?
14:07Hello little baby, hello!
14:10I fell in love immediately.
14:12And you loved me too!
14:16But Cadnap had other ideas.
14:19Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
14:21It's not a good idea to go grabbing someone else's baby, you know.
14:25Right, I don't know what came over me,
14:27but maybe I could babysit them sometime?
14:30Give you a break?
14:32You can be on the wait list.
14:33Hoppy and Bobby and Bubba and Dogday all ask to babysit first.
14:37Of course, I understand.
14:39I refuse to let Cadnap interfere with my destiny!
14:43And if he wouldn't give you to me,
14:45then I would take you.
14:49And now you're all mine!
14:51And you're so happy, aren't you?
14:54Aren't you happy to be with mama?
14:56You are not their mama!
14:58I heard your messed up story.
15:00Mr. Light, I'm sorry that happened to you.
15:03But those kittens are mine!
15:05If you really love them, you'll let me have them.
15:07No! I need them!
15:15Don't worry my little litter, I gotcha!
15:20No! My babies!
15:22Come back here, Cadnap!
15:24She knows the way around this school way better than I do.
15:27Maybe I can use my cat-like senses to find a way out.
15:31Aha! I knew I could do it!
15:34Well, darn it.
15:37I've caught you in my trap, kitty cats.
15:39Tsk, tsk. Putting your babies in harm's way,
15:43just so you don't have to give them up?
15:45You're the one swinging that mace around.
15:47You could at least baby-proof it.
15:49You're right! I'll do just that, after taking care of you!
15:54Fine!
15:56If you want to have them, then fine.
15:58Do what you want with me, as long as my kittens stay safe.
16:01That's all I care about.
16:04R-really? My babies? I'll never let you go!
16:09Indigo, now!
16:11Ow! Hey!
16:15Now, Cadnap, repeat after me.
16:17With this ring, I, Ewen, Cadnap, Cadnap the ring.
16:24The ring, sweetheart!
16:27Right. Uh-oh. I seem to have forgotten it.
16:32Oh, you're so silly. Well, go and get it!
16:38I'll be right back.
16:42I'll, uh, make sure he doesn't get lost.
16:47Cadnap, are you okay?
16:49No, I'm not okay. Smitty and Kitten arranged this marriage.
16:52I don't want to be here. I don't want to get married.
16:55And I definitely do not love her.
16:57I'm just going to sit in this basement forever until I die.
17:00Though I get the feeling even that won't stop her.
17:03Why do you hate her? She seems to really like you.
17:06Dog day? She's crazy.
17:09The CEO created her as sort of a copy of me.
17:12One he could control.
17:13But as soon as she was made, she fell in love with me.
17:16I had no idea, but she was stalking me.
17:19Watching my every move. Totally obsessed with me.
17:22Then she took it too far.
17:24She kidnapped Bobby and Hobby and tried to kill Poppy and Kissy Missy.
17:28Every female I talked to became her target.
17:31Luckily, with Kissy Missy's help, I was able to subdue her.
17:35And lock her away for good.
17:38We thought there was no way she could make it past that huge boulder.
17:41She was strong, but not that strong.
17:45Oh, catnap, my dear.
17:47He loves me. He loves me not.
17:51A puny door can't keep us apart.
17:55We're like Romeo and Juliet if Romeo trapped Juliet in a basement.
18:00Oh, hello. What's all this?
18:03The basement was full of lab equipment.
18:05It was all busted, so we thought it was fine, but...
18:09Actually, this might be exactly what I need.
18:15To put it tightly, she got totally shredded.
18:19And she became strong enough to break free, but she didn't stop at pure strength.
18:24My dear catnap, you're almost mine.
18:27But I can't just bust out and expect things to go differently.
18:33I might need some technology on my side this time.
18:37She'd created an explosion.
18:39I might need some technology on my side this time.
18:43She'd created an explosive device.
18:46Now, now I'm ready.
18:54Honey, I'm home.
18:57She set out for revenge.
18:59And this time, I wasn't her only target.
19:02No, she wanted revenge against everyone who had wronged her.
19:10Don't scream!
19:12I know you're excited to see me again.
19:14But you don't want to wake up catnapped, do you?
19:17Too late for that, Sminkin.
19:20My beloved, you came back for me?
19:23Of course not, you psycho. I'm here to defeat you.
19:26With love?
19:28No, with this.
19:31Playing hard to get yet again.
19:34Don't worry, I'm ready this time.
19:39How did you get so strong?
19:41Let's just say, I had plenty of time to work on my health and fitness.
19:46If you want them, come and get them!
19:49You give them back!
19:51Little did I know, she had a trick up her sleeve.
19:57My dear sweet catnap, I'm so sorry I had to hurt you.
20:02Love makes people do crazy things.
20:05You don't love me, Smittenkitten. You're just obsessed with me.
20:09Same thing.
20:11What the?
20:13A wedding can't happen without a flower girl and an officiant, right?
20:18But I'm not ordained.
20:20Quiet, you!
20:21A wedding? No way!
20:23You can't say no before I've even asked!
20:27Catnap, will you marry me?
20:30Of course not!
20:32Well, I tried asking nicely.
20:38What the?
20:40No, no! I'm getting out of here!
20:43What is that? Oh, my head!
20:46Consider it a wedding gift!
20:51That's right! I put a little bomb in your head!
20:54What?
20:55Don't worry, it won't go off unless I set it off using this!
21:03Just a little something to entice you to go through with it.
21:07If you get cold feet, boom! Head gone!
21:11But we don't have to worry about that, do we?
21:15I guess not.
21:17She had me cornered. There was no way I was getting out alive and unmarried.
21:21So I just followed her lead.
21:25Jeez, she's crazy crazy!
21:28Catnap, we gotta get you out of this!
21:30I know, but the thing is, I would like to keep my head.
21:34Good point! We'll find a way out!
21:36A way out of what?
21:38So you do object?
21:41Yes! I object to you forcing my friend to marry you!
21:46What a shame!
21:48Then you'll have to stay here until the wedding's over, won't you?
21:52Huh?
21:55No! Let me out! Let me out!
22:01There must be something here that can get me out!
22:04Aha! Perfect!
22:11Sorry for the delay, everybody!
22:13Catnap got so excited, he needed a moment.
22:16Isn't that right, sweetheart?
22:20Yes, that's right. Let's get this over with.
22:24Alright! Three, two, one!
22:31Hey! Catch that!
22:34Okay!
22:36Yay! I get married next!
22:39Aw, congratulations!
22:41Now give it back!
22:43Puppy, run! That's part of the tradition!
22:46If you say so!
22:48Get back here!
22:56Dogday, was this you?
22:58Kind of. Did it work?
22:59A little. But listen, we have to help Poppy. She has the bouquet.
23:03Oh no! If Smitten Kitten gets it...
23:06It's kaboom! Come on, let's go!
23:10You darn smiling critters have been trying to keep me and my beloved apart since the very beginning!
23:17Well, I won't have it anymore!
23:21Once we're married, I will destroy you all, and Catnap will have no one else!
23:26They'll have to love me, and playcare will be all ours!
23:32Hey!
23:33Ow!
23:34I'm getting the feeling we're not meant to be after all, Catnap.
23:38Perhaps our relationship should come to an end.
23:42We're growing apart, and I don't know if I'm ready for such a big commitment after all.
23:48Smitten Kitten, darling, please don't press that button!
23:52Sorry, Catnap. It's time to get divorced.
23:58What? My head! It's intact!
24:02You weren't supposed to let me do it!
24:06It wasn't real. All along...
24:08It was kind of real.
24:11I couldn't figure out how to make an explosive small enough.
24:14I just put a chip in your head to scare you, and make you marry me.
24:18All I wanted was to legally bind you to me so you could never leave!
24:23Is that so bad?
24:25Yes!
24:30How are you doing this?
24:32You're not the strongest critter at playcare anymore, Catnap.
24:35Yeah, you're coming with us.
24:43Get your hands off me!
24:45Ready? Three, two, one, pull!
24:51Stop! Please! It hurts!
24:53It's not coming loose! You stitched on pretty good!
24:57Then we'll just have to pull harder!
25:01Let go! You'll kill me at this rate!
25:04Don't worry, we're not going to kill you.
25:07Oh, thank goodness.
25:09Yet!
25:16I got one!
25:17Me too! Dog Day, finish the job!
25:21It's my pleasure!
25:25What have you done?
25:26Let's string him up, guys! Make an example!
25:29String me up?
25:36Why? Why are you doing this?
25:38We need to get rid of you so we can be the new strongest beings at playcare!
25:42And then the factory! And soon, the world!
25:45And also, because we must feed!
25:49Feed? I don't...
25:54We'll come back later. It's more fun when he's awake.
26:02I've never seen this part of the playcare before. It's pretty creepy.
26:06I don't even know why an orphanage needs a dungeon.
26:10Oh my god! Catnap! Are you alive? Wake up!
26:16What happened? Where am I?
26:19Oh no. So it wasn't a nightmare.
26:22What wasn't a nightmare?
26:24Baba, Bobby, Dog Day. They attacked me. Tore me to shreds.
26:29That's not like them at all. Why did they do that? Did you do something to them?
26:33I would never! And they'd never hurt me.
26:37I think there's something wrong with them. But I'm not sure what.
26:42Player, I need you to... to...
26:47Catnap! Oh my god! Catnap is dead!
26:51He's dead? Oh man! We missed it!
26:56No worries. We can still deal with the second strongest person down here. You, player!
27:02I'm honored, but I'm not going down without a fight.
27:06Seems like we'll have to even the odds. Come on everybody, with me!
27:16You! What are you doing?
27:20Player, prepare to meet your doom.
27:23Player, please. I need you to put me back together or find a cure.
27:28Just stop them before they tear me apart from inside.
27:31You can never stop us.
27:34Run!
27:35No!
27:38Run!
27:40I was planning on it.
27:44Geez, he's fast. I don't know if I can beat this thing. I have to lose him somehow.
27:53Nice try.
27:59Where are you?
28:04Hmm, he's around here somewhere.
28:10Okay, I gotta figure out what to do next or I'm cat food.
28:14Player!
28:17Poppy, are you evil like the others?
28:20No, I'm still okay. What happened?
28:23They ripped him apart, killed him, and now they're puppeting his body from the inside.
28:28What? That's disgusting!
28:30We need to help him!
28:32Catnip sent me to find his parts and put them back together, but I don't even know where to start.
28:37Player, it's hopeless. We can't take them all on.
28:40How did this even happen?
28:42I was there. I saw it all. I was being attacked by one of the CEO's drones.
28:48Get away from me!
28:51I can't take this thing on my own. Guys, help!
28:55I can't take this thing on my own. Guys, help!
29:00We got this, Poppy. You go hide.
29:04I ran and hid. I knew if I stayed in Home Sweet Home, it might find me, so I hopped outside.
29:11I should never have left them. I was a coward.
29:15You're not a coward. You're in danger.
29:17Wait until you hear what happened next.
29:26Well done, smiling critters. I knew you could defeat this drone.
29:31Now you show me your true strength in numbers.
29:34Well, thank you.
29:35Don't get too comfortable, Barbie. I've got a bad feeling about this.
29:39As a little gift of my appreciation, here's something I've been experimenting with. Have fun.
29:52Does anyone else feel…
29:54Amazing?
29:56Strong?
29:57I was going to say evil.
30:00The CEO poisoned them with some sort of gas that made them evil.
30:07Poppy, what's wrong?
30:09It was all my fault. Catnap came to the rescue and…
30:14They caught him and ripped him up. They killed him and…
30:23It's not your fault, Poppy. Maybe we can fix it together.
30:27Can you sneak into the lab and look for a cure while I find the rest of Catnap's body?
30:31I… I can try.
30:34Okay, Poppy. Gotta make a cure.
30:37Oh, if only Bubba were here.
30:39Wait, never mind, he's evil. I wish I'd paid more attention and missed the lights class.
30:45Hmm, if I were a severed leg, where would I be?
30:50Yep, there it is. One down, just a few more pieces to go.
30:57Poppy!
31:00Fire, help!
31:01Hey, Frankenstein, it's me you want.
31:05You? Fine, I'll catch you first.
31:10Catnap, right on my tail!
31:13Ooh, and speaking of tails…
31:17Now I just need to get the smiling critters out of his top half and sew them all back together real fast.
31:22That's easy enough, right?
31:26Don't get too confident.
31:30You put up a good fight, player, but now it's your turn.
31:34We'll rip you to shreds and feed on you from the inside.
31:39Just like Catnap, you will be nothing but our puppet.
31:54Our body!
31:55You'll pay for this, player!
32:01Come on, come on!
32:04Player, you… saved me? You actually did it?
32:09Yeah, now get up and help me fight!
32:11I can't. I barely have my legs on. They'll rip us both apart.
32:17Don't worry, guys. Poppy's got your back.
32:27Okay, here goes nothing.
32:34Hello?
32:36Hello, my dear. Wow, you're stunning.
32:40Hello to you too, handsome. Who are you?
32:45I am Catnap, and you are…
32:48Mrs. Catnap! I see now. I'm your wife!
32:53And who is that lovely little baby?
32:58Why, it's our son.
33:02Wow. I've been around only for a few seconds and I've already got the most beautiful family.
33:09It's what you deserve, honey. Only the best for my beloved.
33:13Well, now that we have a baby, we need to make sure we have a few things.
33:18Technically, he is a toy.
33:20You're right, honey. And it's my job to provide for us.
33:23And the first step to doing that is buying us a house.
33:27What's this? Catnap wants to move out of playcare?
33:30This is excellent! With Catnap gone, I can finally attack those horrible smiling critters.
33:36And make a bunch of money.
33:38I'm so excited!
33:40What's this? Catnap wants to move out of playcare?
33:43This is excellent! With Catnap gone, I can finally attack those horrible smiling critters.
33:49And make a buck or two in the process.
33:56Now, how does one find a house?
33:58Hello! I can help you with that.
34:02Hmm, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
34:06I'm a world-famous real estate agent. Yes, that's right.
34:09And I'm here to help you invest in a new property. Right this way.
34:13Honey, this is wonderful! Let's go with the nice man.
34:19Oh my god, it's...
34:20It's perfect!
34:22I had a feeling you'd like it. It's almost like it was made for you.
34:26Honey, what do you think?
34:28We'll take it.
34:29But we haven't even looked inside.
34:31Sold!
34:36Oh wow. Uh, are we sure we can afford that, dear?
34:40Um...
34:44Right. Well then, sweetheart, I think you'll have to get a job.
34:48Yes, don't worry about the payment for now. I'll send you a bill in a week.
34:52And every week after until death or the end of time.
34:55Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to. Toodles!
35:03Well, honey, shall we?
35:07It's, um, quite something.
35:10Sure is.
35:14Well, would you look at the time. I think I better start that job search.
35:18But wait!
35:20Looks like it's just you and me, baby.
35:25What the? What's going on?
35:30What is that thing?
35:32Attention, smiling critters. Catnap is gone. You have no one left to protect you now.
35:37He's gone?
35:39Welcome to Playcare's new order.
35:42You are now my workers, and together we will build something beautiful.
35:48I'll never help you!
35:52Catnap, where are you?
35:56I got a job!
35:58That's amazing!
36:00Doing what?
36:01I'm an accountant, whatever that means.
36:05Is this for me?
36:07Thank you, sweetheart.
36:09My working boy needs his supper.
36:15Honey, can you get that?
36:19Sorry, gotta be up early for accounting stuff.
36:24Fine.
36:31Enjoy your time with Junior. I gotta go bring home the bacon.
36:35Goodbye, sweetheart.
36:37We're going to have a good day, aren't we?
36:42Seems like it's someone's litterbox time.
36:46Come on, litterbox time.
36:50Okay, so litterbox trading is going to be harder than I thought.
36:56Open up, here comes the plane.
37:02That wasn't very nice.
37:05It's almost five! I better start cooking.
37:10This is harder than I thought it would be.
37:13Honey, I'm home!
37:15Hi, honey. Do you mind helping me with the baby?
37:19Uh, how?
37:21Feed him or play with him or something?
37:24Oh, got it.
37:27That's not playing, honey.
37:30I'm tired. You get to be at home all day, lucky.
37:34I don't know what to do with your father sometimes.
37:37I think he's about to say his first word.
37:42Dada.
37:43Dada? After all this time and all that work, you say dada?
37:52The boy loves his old man.
37:55I'm the one raising him!
37:58You shove a tablet in front of him and ignore both of us and you're his favorite?
38:03What do you even do at work?
38:06Wait, don't open that!
38:08Are you kidding me? Do you even have a job?
38:12Now don't be mad, okay?
38:14I've been looking honest, but everyone wants five years experience and a degree,
38:18and I'm a monster toy cat thing. You don't understand.
38:23Now look what you've done. Get out.
38:26Go back to the play care and think about what you've done.
38:36What happened?
38:38Kenneth, you have to help us!
38:40Dog Day, what's going on? What's on your neck?
38:42It's a shock collar. The CEO is controlling us.
38:46He's making us build toys and weapons for him.
38:49Did this all happen because I wasn't here to protect you?
38:53Oh, I really am a terrible father.
38:57Dog Day!
38:59Don't worry about me!
39:02In there! Go!
39:10I'll take care of this. You'll be free in no time.
39:14You!
39:19Brute force is no match for my intelligent machinery, Catnap.
39:23What happened to your little house on the prairie, hmm?
39:25No wife and child here with you?
39:27Fatherhood is harder than expected.
39:30Abandoning them the same way you abandoned Dog Day and the others, I see.
39:34You don't know anything!
39:36These things, they're strong.
39:38Far too strong for just you.
39:40And the smiling critters are no help.
39:42Looks like you're on your own.
39:44Hi-ya!
39:48Huh?
39:53Honey, you came to help me?
39:55Of course I did.
39:57Just because I was mad at you doesn't mean I don't love you.
40:00Now, let's go.
40:02Just because I was mad at you doesn't mean I don't love you.
40:05Now, let's take these jerks down.
40:22Junior!
40:24Ha! Try and attack me now.
40:26One hit and the little one gets it.
40:28Okay, okay, we surrender.
40:30Just don't hurt our baby.
40:34Fools! You will suffer just like the rest of the smiling critters.
40:37Honey, look!
40:39Baby Catnap's about to cry.
40:44Stop! Stop now!
40:48Wow! I can't believe there's a beach this close to Playtime Co.
40:52It's going to be so nice to finally have a vacation with just the two of us.
40:58Away from Junior.
41:00Are you sure Bobby's going to be okay babysitting?
41:07Wait! Baby Catnap!
41:09Don't touch those!
41:18I'm sure she's fine.
41:20After you.
41:29Ah, this sure is the life.
41:31It's like the honeymoon we never had.
41:34Why, hello there.
41:39Small world, huh?
41:41I'm sorry, who are you?
41:43I'm Catnap's ex.
41:45Friend. Ex-friend, she means.
41:47Why don't you introduce yourself?
41:49I'm Catnap.
41:51Nice to meet you.
41:53I'm Junior.
41:55Nice to meet you.
41:58Why don't you join us, missus?
42:00It's miss, actually.
42:02Though, hopefully not for long.
42:07You look great in those swim trunks, by the way.
42:10Oh, doesn't he?
42:12Honey, do you think we should check in on Bobby and Junior?
42:15Make sure our baby's safe and sound?
42:17Baby? You have a baby?
42:20Oh, good idea.
42:22I'll give them a call while you two catch up.
42:25Bet they're doing fine, though.
42:34I'll be back in a bit.
42:36Wait, don't leave me!
42:38So, you two have a kid together, huh?
42:42Yes, we do.
42:44A beautiful baby boy for our beautiful marriage.
42:46You want to see a picture?
42:48That's me, missus Catnap, and Junior.
42:50My perfect family.
42:52And you better stay away from it.
42:54I don't know what you're trying to pull here,
42:56but it's over between us, so beat it!
43:00Oh, Catnap, you frisky little feline.
43:04If you think I'd give up that easily,
43:06you really don't know me at all.
43:13I'm back.
43:15No one was answering the phone for some reason,
43:17but I'm not going to worry about it.
43:19Sweetie, do you mind getting us more drinks?
43:21Yeah, Catnap.
43:23It would be nice to have some private girl time
43:25with Miss Catnap.
43:27Buts.
43:29No buts, no buts.
43:31Just coconuts.
43:33Okay, I'll be right back.
43:35Don't do anything dangerous.
43:37So, do you want to take a swim in the pool?
43:45Yes, the pool.
43:47The perfect place for an accident.
43:51Oh?
43:55So, how do you know Catnap?
43:57Oh, believe it or not, we dated.
43:59Wait, you dated?
44:01Huh.
44:03I didn't know Catnap had a girlfriend before me.
44:05Oh, yeah.
44:07We were a whole thing.
44:09Totally in love.
44:11Almost even got married once.
44:13Weird he never mentioned that to you.
44:15Why didn't it work out?
44:17Oh, maybe we just grew apart.
44:19Maybe Catnap
44:21wasn't ready for commitment yet.
44:23Or maybe
44:25it's because of you.
44:31With you out of the picture,
44:33Catnap will be mine.
44:35All mine.
44:37I'll get to live in your perfect little dream home
44:39with your perfect little son.
44:49Honey, are you okay?
44:51What happened?
44:53Catnap, I think she's trying to kill me.
44:55That's what it looked like.
44:57She's crazy.
44:59And you dated her?
45:01No, she stalked me.
45:03You're lucky you're still alive right now.
45:07Run for it!
45:13Quick, hop on!
45:15Know how to drive one of these things?
45:17Get out!
45:21She's gaining on us.
45:25Why won't you love me, Catnap?
45:27We will be so happy together
45:29once she's out of the way.
45:35Help! Help me!
45:37I can't swim!
45:47Help!
45:55Smitten kitten?
45:57No, it's me, sweetie.
45:59Oh, thank goodness.
46:01Hurry, we don't have much time.
46:07All right, let's pack our things
46:09and get out of here.
46:11That psycho is going to get us both killed.
46:13Unfortunately, I don't think that's an option.
46:15Our taxi is running this late.
46:17Plus, a storm's coming.
46:19We're going to have to stay the night
46:21and leave first thing in the morning.
46:23Lock the doors.
46:25Already on it, but just for extra measure.
46:29There, nice and secure.
46:45Oh, man.
46:47Oh, what a storm.
46:49You're ready to get out of here, Catnap?
46:51Catnap?
46:53Mrs. Catnap, I'm leaving you.
46:55I realized Smitten kitten
46:57was my true love all along.
46:59We're going to run away together
47:01and live happily ever after.
47:03Best Catnap.
47:05There is no way this is real.
47:07Smitten kitten must have taken him.
47:09Catnap?
47:15Catnap, where are you?
47:17Catnap!
47:21I've got to find him before it's too late.
47:23Well, at least I know Junior's safe and sound.
47:29Oh, be careful up there, baby Catnap.
47:33Here, I'll catch you.
47:41Honey, help!
47:43Catnap?
47:47Here comes the bride!
47:49A wedding?
47:51But I'm already married.
47:53Not according to maritime law.
47:57That's not how this works.
47:59That's not how any of this works.
48:01Of course it does.
48:03Now, do you take me to be your lawfully wedded wife?
48:05Actually, yes, I do.
48:07I mean, I will.
48:09Right after our vows.
48:11Oh, Catnap.
48:13Really?
48:15You changed your mind?
48:17Of course.
48:19Anybody going through all of this
48:21must be the real love of my life.
48:23I hope we get to spend forever and ever together.
48:25Just, uh, having fun,
48:27doing things together,
48:29being happy,
48:31and, uh,
48:33doing things together,
48:35being husband and wife,
48:37being, uh, romantic,
48:39and whatnot.
48:41Wait, why are you stalling?
48:43Because of this!
48:55Wait, kittens?
48:57Dada!
48:59Indigo, what are you doing awake?
49:01You scared Daddy half to death.
49:05Get off!
49:07You should all be in your crib right now.
49:09It's way past your bedtime.
49:11Now get out of here or so help me.
49:13All right, fine.
49:15You can sleep in bed with me tonight.
49:17But you have to go to sleep, okay?
49:19No antics, shenanigans,
49:21and definitely no tomfoolery.
49:27Hey, what did I just say?
49:29What the? Stop! Don't touch that!
49:33Why are you acting like this?
49:35You're not supposed to break things that aren't yours.
49:39Ah, okay.
49:41Since none of you seem tired yet,
49:43maybe you need a distraction.
49:49Why don't you make me a little drawing
49:51while I take a nap?
49:53You can wake me up when you're done.
49:55Take your time with it, okay?
49:57Make some real masterpieces.
50:05What's going on?
50:07Oh no, no! What have you all done?
50:13Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
50:15Destroying Daddy's things
50:17and coloring all over his walls.
50:21And my face!
50:23When I'm done with the three of you,
50:25you're all going to die!
50:27Oh great, where'd they go now?
50:29Oh, seriously?
50:35I'm gonna wring those little kittens' necks!
50:41That can't be good.
50:55You need to go clean this up right now.
50:59No, you clean it yourself.
51:01I'm not doing it for you.
51:05Hey, where do you think you're going?
51:09Oh, my back!
51:17Get back here!
51:21One of my babies is in trouble.
51:25Mama!
51:27How did you manage to get all the way up there?
51:31Don't worry, honey.
51:33Daddy's got you.
51:35Just let go and I'll catch you, alright?
51:37Just listen to me.
51:39I said I'll catch you.
51:45Fine, just stay right there.
51:47I guess I'll come get you.
51:51Alright, come along now, little one.
51:53I got you.
51:55What is wrong with you today?
51:57Don't you want to be saved?
52:03It's okay, canna.
52:05Just don't look down.
52:07There, I got you.
52:11Uh-oh.
52:19Yep, that's gotta leave a mark.
52:21Now, what have we learned?
52:23No running off and no more climbing.
52:31Hey, what did I just say?
52:33Do you even listen to me?
52:35Wait a second, is that...
52:37My kittens!
52:39Hey, you three, get down here right now!
52:41Oh, no.
52:43Look what you've done!
52:51Oh, no.
52:59That's it!
53:01That's the final straw!
53:03Don't you give me that face!
53:05I am your father.
53:07All I do is love you
53:09and take care of you
53:11and do everything I can to make you happy
53:13and healthy.
53:15And all I get in return
53:17is you apparently doing everything
53:19in your power to ruin my life.
53:21I've had it with you all.
53:23You're crazy,
53:25ungrateful,
53:27and I just can't live with it anymore.
53:29I'm done looking out for you.
53:31I'm done keeping you safe.
53:33I am done!
53:37I'm getting out of here.
53:39I never want to see you three again.
53:41Go find a new dad to take care of you.
53:43I'm finished.
53:49There!
53:51Perfectly clean!
53:53It's so beautiful!
53:55Hey, little guys!
53:57What are you doing up so late?
53:59Try not to mess anything up, okay?
54:01We just finished cleaning.
54:03Ah!
54:05Okay, we just finished cleaning.
54:09Ah!
54:19All right, catnip, simmer down.
54:21You can't get too mad at them.
54:23They're just kittens.
54:25Stupid little kittens
54:27who ignore orders and disrespect their fathers
54:29and commit property damage and...
54:31Okay, fine.
54:33I can be mad at them.
54:35No going back now, catnip.
54:37You're done with them forever.
54:39No!
54:41Sounds like something's wrong at home, sweet home.
54:43I'm sure my kittens have something to do with it.
54:45But it's not my problem anymore.
54:55Get her off me!
54:57Get her off me!
55:03Put it out!
55:05Put it out!
55:07This is so gross!
55:09Someone help!
55:11Stop!
55:17Get to bed
55:19right now!
55:25I've never seen him so angry before.
55:27What are you going to do to them, catnip?
55:29Something I should have done
55:31a long time ago.
55:41You've made daddy angry, kittens.
55:43Very, very angry.
55:47I missed out on a lot of sleep tonight
55:49and that can make a cat do some crazy things.
55:53Things he might regret.
55:57Like not singing your bedtime song.
56:01I completely forgot to play it for you all earlier.
56:03No wonder you little guys can't conk out.
56:09Lullaby
56:11and goodnight
56:13go to sleep
56:15little kittens
56:17lay in bed
56:19and rest your head
56:21have sweet dreams
56:23until sunrise
56:25so lay down
56:27and fall asleep
56:29and let your slumber
56:31be blessed
56:33lay down now
56:35and fall asleep
56:37to help your father
56:39de-stress.