• 2 months ago
My Big Fat Fabulous Life S12 Episode 5 - Get the Party Started
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00:00What the hell is under your armpit you have hair that I could braid previously on my big fat fabulous life
00:07Everybody, this is Karen
00:09Usually don't bring my sister and my father on a first date. I haven't had a serious
00:15Girlfriend in a long time. My dad is in the vicinity. What's he doing? I think he's spying
00:21Well, hey guys, so you guys having a good time if we want hunter and Karen to like have a successful relationship
00:28This is not the way to ensure that
00:33I've been thinking we've got that big house and I think we ought to consider
00:40Selling it now that he wants to sell the house
00:43It might be worth renovating that bedroom downstairs so that he could see the potential in what it could be as a downstairs bedroom
00:51I'm doing some planning for your bachelorette party
00:53No
00:58But I was gonna get all the bridesmaids some
01:01Toys you're going into a new decade on 414 84 and 2024
01:06I'm gonna be 40. We need to get our together. Yes, we do
01:23I
01:51Thought we could do a different twist
01:53Lord on our regular New Year and don't talk to me about the bookshelves. I know wait. Yeah, it looks different in here
02:00So something over there, too
02:02It is out with the old and not even in with the new because mostly I'm just trying to get rid of
02:07Trying to purge you got to get this house in order
02:10That's gonna be on your tombstone. I got to get this house in order. You know, the house is never in order
02:16Tal and I have a little bit of a New Year's tradition
02:18Where we like to look back at the past year and see what went wrong
02:22So it's just usually everything and how we can change things going forward into the new year
02:28This is all this mail I have for you. I changed my address
02:31I did I feel like now it's a really pivotal moment for me because I'm going into a new decade
02:38I'm turning 40. It's gonna be a new phase in my life, and I want to start strong
02:44There is so much emotional like clutter that I just want to clear out so that I can make room for a lot of big
02:50Joys in my life that I haven't felt in a really long time
02:54So I've got a little bit of a midlife crisis going on that has lit a fire under my ass Oh
03:02Bills, okay. This is for the wedding
03:05Join us for a rehearsal dinner in honor of Heath and Jamie
03:09Yeah, well, we gotta do bachelorette party first you're planning the bachelorette party too. Yes. Oh my god
03:14I've got a darn limo games. Lots of decorations. We're getting a rental house
03:19You know, so you're doing all that for Jamie and you're renovating your dad's house. What are you doing for you?
03:25Absolutely. Nothing. It's a monumental year. Is it? Well, I'm turning 40. I
03:31I mean, I can't process it personally
03:34Because that means I'm right behind you. We are middle-aged
03:36I'm having an existential crisis about it. That's the thing
03:39I've been an existential crisis since I was 18 and now since you were born right and now I have another one
03:45Like on top of the one. I'm I'm always having on the highway of life
03:50I truly feel that I am stalled and everyone else in my life is zooming past me. I mean buddy is married
03:58Jessica is married and trying for a baby Lenny surprised us all and now suddenly has a baby
04:03Hunter of all people has entered into a serious relationship and my younger niece Jamie is getting married and she's only 25
04:09Here I am. My license plate says i'm 40
04:13And i'm stuck on the side of the road with a white t-shirt hanging out my rolled up window
04:18Smoke billowing out of the hood and ain't nobody stopping
04:22So I have got to change my gears because I would like to get back on the road and headed in a positive direction
04:29Yeah
04:31Yeah, god, I look back on my life and i'm like bitch you were really trying like I am proud of you you were trying so hard
04:37Nevertheless, she persisted
04:40She persistently failed
04:43But she was trying she was really trying. Oh, okay. I'm gonna do mine out of order
04:48So i'm gonna do grief
04:51counseling
04:52My therapist did suggest that for me and my dad actually
04:56My friends have all told me the same they're shocked at how
05:00Well, it seems like I handled my mom's death and
05:03I don't know that that's normal
05:08I would like to engage in positive self talk
05:15I mean I cried at the funeral, but I think I went um, really a couple months without having a big just and i'm a crier
05:22You know, so
05:23A little weird to me. I feel like i'm maybe a little disconnected from um, those feelings because they hurt, you know, they're big
05:30Scary feelings. I do wish that I like
05:33Felt more connected with her. I even wish she would haunt me like
05:37So, you know, like yeah, I feel like I am missing, you know
05:41Some comfort that maybe a lot of people might feel
05:44after the death of a loved one
05:47I think we really do need to go to the psychic
05:49I need some direction because there's a good one in charlotte that I always wanted to go to and I never did
05:55because
05:57Some of the psychics that we have been to
06:00Like the one that told me I was fat like the wild turkey. Oh my god
06:04And I said ma'am i'm here to learn about the future not look into the mirror. Thank you
06:08Yeah, we need a better psychic experience. It's not just about the psychic experience
06:11I'm here to learn about the future not look into the mirror. Thank you
06:14Yeah, we need a better psychic experience. So you heard this was like quality when you were in charlotte
06:19Yeah, everybody talks about her
06:20I had always heard about this woman in charlotte
06:23Named gina who was like the real deal and really amazing and I never got the opportunity to go to her
06:29So I would be interested just to see
06:32You know if if there's any way I can connect to her at all
06:37Okay, i've got one dance more absolutely
06:41You're too talented not to seriously. Um, okay now personal life family
06:46nourish
06:48good word current
06:51Relationships
06:52And cut out the weeds. Well, I don't already cut them out
06:56I'm working on it. I want to go on some dates because I will not
07:01meet
07:02my
07:03soulmate
07:05Until I go on some dates
07:08I'm not gonna lie. I am definitely scared. I definitely hear the clock ticking
07:14I'm about to be 40. I'm entering into midlife
07:17and it feels like
07:19Time is passing me by and I want to make sure
07:23That i'm not wasting any of it. So these new year's resolutions really are the most
07:29Important I feel like i've ever made and and more than any other year in my life
07:34I really want to stick to them. There are so many things that
07:38I think I deserve in life, but i've got to put in the work to actually make them happen
07:43I I don't though god with the with the dates
07:47What is the girl to do? I need some like spiritual heat like I need someone to like sage
07:53I'll say to my I don't care
07:55What
07:57Careful I will
08:00Can somebody get this out of me because i'm clogged spirits the demons
08:05They're clogging up my passageways
08:08How can how can I let someone else in look at this? We can find a psychic. We'll do that, too
08:25So
08:29Dad wants me to
08:30Do some cleaning out of the garage and the attics and stuff like that so that he can get the house ready to sell
08:35But I have been becoming increasingly more and more overwhelmed
08:40I have been trying to clean out my parents garage for years now
08:44Mom is dirty and broken and it's been in this garage for 20 years
08:48Well, so have you it's going
08:51To bring that back here to mom. This needs to go. We're not hoarders. Can we get rid of mom's sticks?
08:58Wait a minute, mom. You're not 40
09:01No, whitney. These are my best sticks. I don't know how I can even begin this job. It's a huge one
09:08But I do feel that by tackling
09:10The downstairs bedroom and by making it beautiful and perfect my brother and I can convince my dad not to sell this house
09:20Hello
09:23Hello
09:25What's up
09:27Hi big boy
09:31I don't like how he does me
09:34What are you doing here daddy told me that I had to clean out the garage
09:39That was part of his thing
09:41For getting the house ready to sell and I found this iron and this giraffe and these perfectly good antacids
09:47Yeah, why is the grandfather clock off the wall the cat knocked it off
09:51I thought that we were a team on this on on on what?
09:56I mean, we're talking about the operation. Dad doesn't sell the house. Well, yeah, so what are we doing? What's the plan?
10:01Well, so in order to sell not selling to sell to sell not selling the house, right?
10:07First of all, we have to unearth some really serious
10:11Once he is swirling
10:14Yeah, yeah
10:15in memories then
10:18We bring him into the downstairs bedroom, which is a sanctuary if you will. I mean imagine it hardwoods
10:26Nice rug. He has his little desk in there. And plus where am I going to stay if he sells it?
10:31Have you ever felt I have to never I would never be able to come back exactly
10:34It would be everything so that he feels because I don't know. I mean, I think he's happy at my house
10:38But I want him to feel that he does not have to be with me all the time if we just need
10:43Or hey, what if I have a date, you know, and I need somewhere to send dad where I will send him
10:48Right, you know. Yeah for the past several years
10:51I was like hell bent on getting my parents to move downstairs because they both had some really scary falls
10:57So I am remodeling this room for my dad so that he can have
11:01A temporary space or a permanent space if he wants it. It doesn't matter to me
11:05It's just about him feeling like he has options
11:08But the other plus side to it is that if i'm going to be back out in the dating world
11:12Um, it's a little awkward to you know, bring someone
11:17To the house when your dad lives, you know five feet across the hall
11:20The only good thing is that the hearing aids do come out at about 11 30 every night
11:25But I can't trust it. You know, he makes a lot of trips to the bathroom
11:30So, you know worst case scenario is that it's a getaway for me
11:34When I need to get away
11:35And think about this too a month ago. You were single now. You're about to have a baby me
11:40Yeah, I don't know if we're that far
11:42Have you told her you love her?
11:44Yes
11:45And you didn't tell me? No, I haven't hunter
11:48What happened? Tell me everything
11:51start to finish
11:53It just was the right moment and we said we loved each other. That was it who said it first
11:57I did I said, uh, hey come here for a second
12:00And she was like what I was like, I gotta tell you something she was like what I was like, I love you
12:03And she was like, I love you, too. And that was it
12:10Uh, I mean things are
12:12Getting pretty serious with karen. I told her I loved her and
12:16She said it back to me
12:18And I haven't had any interest in doing that with a girl in a long time
12:24um, but you know when it's right, it's right and you feel it and so
12:31Here we are
12:34Once we get through with the garage we're really working on
12:37The downstairs bedroom. I mean I can totally do all the design
12:40But i'm not going to be able to start on this immediately because i've got bachelorette party that i'm hosting
12:45I mean, it looks like i'm going to be spending a little bit more time in atlanta
12:48So what you're saying is it's up to me
12:51Kind of yeah, that's kind of what i'm saying
12:54And you done pissed me off
12:57It's a good thing I have this guitar I can put a soundtrack to this disappointment
13:02You know at the beginning of this project
13:03I really thought I needed my brother to be hands-on in the trenches with me making it happen
13:08But i'm actually happier with him out of the way. I gotta be honest with you. I have a vision
13:13I have the checkbook. So if hunter's not here to help great
13:19Well, it's been fun it was good talk
13:27I
13:28Think i'm just doing this like vicariously as though it were my bachelorette party
13:31My niece jamie's bachelorette party is this weekend and she has a lot of bridesmaids coming in
13:36I got everybody yoga mats in case we want to do some breathing exercises. You think these girls came in town to do yoga
13:43Whitney is a massive homebody
13:45She's a little bit in denial if she thinks that these
13:48Girls in their young 20s are not gonna want to go out to a bar and socialize you might be in trouble
13:52You might have to take your ass out the house
13:56So
14:06You gotta lick it you don't lick envelope
14:10Lick it
14:11Good kid. You can do it
14:13That's not that's not doing it, honey
14:16My niece jamie's bachelorette party is this weekend and she has a lot of bridesmaids coming in
14:21So i've got a rental house in greensboro
14:24Angie is arriving tomorrow to help me finish all of the party prep and then we are heading into an epic bachelorette party weekend
14:32Hello, knock knock. Oh, hey
14:35Where you at dining room coming?
14:38Look at you girl. I love your sweater
14:42Well, thank you
14:43Look at all this stuff. I
14:45Cannot believe i'm actually not more stressed than I am
14:48I think i'm just doing this like vicariously as though it were my bachelorette party
14:52I really have put in a lot of time and work into this bachelorette weekend
14:58Because well, I think it's a big deal. I mean jamie's entrusted me to host this thing. I you know, i'm i'm nervous about it being
15:06Enough and being what it what she wants it to be and that all of her friends will like it
15:11Everyone has a robe matching
15:15I really love being an aunt
15:17I I love the idea of having a niece and I just really want this to be
15:23Perfect. Those are so pretty i'm a little overwhelmed with the work that I had to do
15:27So i've enlisted jessica to help me with a little craft
15:30Because not only has she had her own bachelorette weekend before but she's very crafty
15:34What was so funny is at the first bachelorette. I thought to myself like okay
15:38I'm 15 years older than jamie and i'm 15 years younger than angie
15:42So where am I going to fit in in this thing right turned out I was the only adult at the bachelorette party
15:48Let me show you the types of things that were going on. Okay
15:51It's a little wild. Oh
16:00Okay, they finally made me get down
16:12This is the kind of thing that we're in for
16:15You're not ready for all of that. No, i'm not for a round two of that. No
16:20I'm gonna have lots of drinks at the house
16:23I'm, hoping that they're just gonna get drunk enough. They don't want to leave
16:26They're in their early 20s
16:28There's no such thing
16:30You might be in trouble exactly. You might have to like take your ass out the house
16:35For one night for jamie. I look at it as you're going out to protect your family
16:39I got everybody yoga mats in case in a free moment if we want to do some breathing exercises
16:45Or some mindfulness
16:46You think these girls came in town to do yoga?
16:51Whitney is a massive home body. We all know that about her
16:54I think she's a little bit in denial if she thinks that these
16:57Girls in their young 20s on a bachelorette trip are not going to want to go out to a bar and socialize
17:02But this might be like the perfect scenario to kind of force her out of her comfort zone
17:07I think it's a great opportunity to get out and you know, maybe meet a nice guy
17:12So, you know I do those collaborations with that sex toy company. Yes
17:15I've been an ambassador for an adult toy company since 2020. It's pretty extraordinary
17:21I feel like it's best for a more experienced user
17:25My favorite thing about this toy is that it has cruise control
17:28Which means it reserves 20 of its full power as someone who's been self-pleasuring for 25 years
17:35It's an important aspect of life
17:38Is it lipstick? No, it's not
17:41Now this is fancy. Now. The only missing touch is what I wanted to do for the cups here
17:47Yeah for whatever. I mean, what what ideas do you have? This is an acrylic blank
17:50Okay, you can customize them
17:52You can put like glitter and put their name on it and then it just slides over the straw top like that
17:57How fun is that? And so they can you know, keep it and take it with them or whatever
18:00Do you want to do a test one? Yeah, let's do a test. Okay
18:03Now the other thing though is the new year's resolution. What sort of resolutions did y'all make?
18:09Stupid cheesy stuff. Like I want to put myself back out in the world
18:11That's not stupid or cheesy and I love to hear that. That's like I want to try to date. Yes
18:17I got back on the apps yesterday. Do you want to see the two messages that i've gotten?
18:20I don't think I do but I think I need to let's see it this one
18:24Hey
18:25I love your body
18:27You like sex?
18:29Oh my god, well actually I do this opener looking juicy Whitney
18:39What are men doing well just don't put any pressure on it and just let life happen man
18:44But it's like I never leave the house. We don't have to fix that. You've been doing better
18:47But especially after the egging and stuff though. I just i'm like, well, I know like
18:51But you can't let something like that keep you from all of the other good that's in the world. I know there's a lot out there
18:57Is this thing
18:59Made or what's it's made. I feel like this is like a nail thing. It is a nail thing. Oh my god
19:03So this is what it looks like. No way
19:06Stop it. That is the cutest thing i've ever seen. Yeah
19:09That's beautiful
19:11I have been on the apps for 10 years and i've had some success i've had relationships i've had other things
19:17but recently
19:19It's just been abysmal. I'm not really looking
19:23For casual sex at all, like I just want to go out on a traditional date, you know
19:29So i'm thinking i'm gonna have to go out in real life, which is like even scarier
19:32But like what is the alternative?
19:35die alone with the cats
19:37I mean it could be worse, but i'd rather not
19:39So I didn't realize this he had a huge glow up. Okay now he's only like 25
19:45So this is really like from five years ago. Okay, heath is jamie's fiance. I think he's great for jamie
19:51I have loved heath as part of my family since i've known my actual new family
19:57Close your eyes. Okay
19:59Open your eyes
20:04What with the big giant fit
20:08Sweet angel, he means everything to me, right? He is very like grown and handsome. I will love heath for all of eternity
20:21So
20:33Hey, how are you? Good. Yay. Oh
20:40I miss you. Good to see you. I miss you. Oh my gosh. Look at all this. Yeah
20:45Yeah
20:50Bachelorette weekend starts tomorrow. Look, hey
20:54These are for a game we're gonna play but i'll keep a secret. Angie has flown in from alabama and
20:59Even though i've pretty much finished everything
21:01That is funny. That is so funny. I still just feel nervous
21:06About things going off without a hitch
21:08So i'm really glad that I can settle angie into the rental house and she'll be here for moral support
21:14Oh, that's scary. I just thought it was on theme, you know, yeah, that's all
21:21Hello
21:23So all the girls sent me all the lingerie that they wanted to buy for her
21:27So these are all her lingerie gifts. Oh my gosh. Yeah, hopefully we'll get some grandbabies out of all this lingerie here
21:34We made some more and then these are everybody i'll let you go ahead and open yours. Oh wifey
21:40Whitney really outdid herself on planning this bachelorette party
21:44I kept thinking that whitney was probably gonna have it on the kinky side, but everything's very nice elegant
21:50Super classy just like jamie. So jamie will absolutely love it
21:56This is for if because I know I won't be drinking
21:59But I bet did you bring the fireball?
22:02Yeah, I knew you did. Well, it's a bachelorette party. I've got you. I've got you some liquid hydration
22:08So if you need that
22:12Now I didn't know if this was crossing the line I know you wanted like
22:16Strippers and all that but as you see here on the itinerary, what do you mean? There are no we're not having strippers
22:21Jamie said no. This is a bachelorette. I know but she she said no. How old is jamie? She's acting like she's my age
22:30I think it's so silly that we're going through all this trouble to have this bachelorette party and we're not having strippers
22:35Like what are strippers for they're for a bachelorette party, correct?
22:38Like jamie needs to just loosen up get with the program and let's have fun
22:44I thought these little gifts could bring a little
22:47Excitement. This is apparently a really good. It's not charged, but it's got the charger in here. What do you mean? Apparently?
22:54No, I got my cell phone, but I haven't opened it. You know, i've never had one like
22:59I really haven't i've never had what?
23:01I swear to god angie
23:03Okay, you okay
23:06I've always been married. It don't matter that you've always had a man. There is no man that comes with batteries
23:11I'm, just saying I never have so this is a good time to start. It's like christmas
23:18Angie
23:19Is full of surprises?
23:20Okay, the angie I know I did not expect for her to tell me that she has never owned an adult toy
23:27Would you like a drink?
23:28Yeah here we got all this I feel that i'm pretty much an expert on this eight powerful pleasure settings
23:34And it also features a special technology called and I will champion it until the day I die
23:39if there is one thing that I know how to do is to introduce people to adult toys, so
23:44Angie
23:45Has a very nice weekend coming up
23:48And then I want to hide these so we can have a little scavenger hunt. So whoever finds them a little stress balls or
23:55I always say it looks like a damn
23:57Penis and you would know you want to
24:02You're right. Yeah
24:04Oh my gosh, what are they?
24:06What that is a ride?
24:08I am so excited for this bachelorette weekend. Angie and I are on the way to the charlotte airport to pick up the girls
24:13I'll do one shot. That's it. I'm excited about everything we're doing. I just hope I can keep up
24:21No
24:27So
24:35I wish it was gonna be a little warm tomorrow
24:38Actually, this is not too cold for me. I would get in the hot tub. No problem, but
24:41I don't know about everybody else
24:43planning everything has been a little bit overwhelming especially because
24:47You know, this is a whole gaggle of like 20 something girls
24:50And i'm not sure if i'm on track with what i'm doing or what they're gonna like
24:55So having angie with me like for the calm before the storm is definitely helpful
25:01we've had so many parties recently like
25:03You know, we did a baby shower for lenny. We did a christmas party
25:08You know, we're doing all this stuff like this, which is fun for me
25:11I like doing it and I feel like i'm like especially with the bachelorette party
25:14I feel like i'm living vicariously through jamie because i'm not gonna have a bachelorette party you have been
25:19Focused so much on everyone else. You're like the best sister the best aunt the best daughter
25:25If I was turning 40
25:28At this point I feel like you know
25:29Just focus on you and what's best for you and and what your goals are what you want
25:34like I want to feel like grounded and stable and
25:39I feel like i've lost
25:41A lot of myself and i'm still I don't I don't think I grieved my mom. Well, yeah
25:48That's why I love like you and and jamie so much and like having family because I feel like so untethered, you know
25:54like without my mom and without like a partner and all that and so
25:58You know having all this family like going going somewhere for thanksgiving, you know, all that like really helps me feel
26:04Like I don't have to worry so much about being alone in life, you know
26:09I believe everything happens for a reason and I believe babs had a lot to do with how this all
26:15Happened at the right time
26:18Whitney does need us
26:20Distraction is good. It'll help you move forward
26:24That makes me so happy that we could be that for her. They be what helped her through the most difficult thing
26:33That she's probably ever experienced in her life
26:37I also want to go back to my fertility doctor because my eggs have been frozen for
26:42I think it's been three years. So I think I only have two years like they only keep them for five years
26:46I want to just get rechecked and make you know, know what's going on
26:50In there three years ago. I had a fertility doctor retrieve and freeze 12 of my eggs
26:55And put them on ice so that if I wanted to get pregnant at a later date, I could pursue that
27:00freeze freeze freeze
27:02Slow deep breaths. I'm just gonna try to move this all the way around a little. Oh god, bless it. That just felt like you
27:10Oh, okay. All right. Okay now that I am
27:14Almost 40. I feel like enough time has passed that I need to revisit
27:19The eggs and see what's going on and also just kind of see what's going on within my own body
27:23Because if I want to have children i'm either going to have to do it through ivf or maybe do it naturally
27:27But either way a trip to the fertility doctor is due
27:31So do you not want to have a child unless you're married?
27:34Or yes, I definitely would want to go into it with a partner
27:37I think I don't think that would be the ideal sure
27:39I don't think I would feel confident like purposefully having a child on my own that would scare me
27:43But um if I had a partner
27:45You would be a great mother everything might change
27:48It's just a weird complicated feeling like I may not be ready for a baby right now, but like with women, you know, there is
27:55Like a biological clock that men don't have to worry about. Oh, I get it
27:58And I get the fact that even if you weren't ready now, you don't want the option to be right
28:02I don't want it to be like but you're out of time. So time's up
28:05Because you know, it's just like you still want to be able to have the option, you know
28:09I don't feel great about having a child in my 40s
28:13Uh personally, I know a lot of people do it. I just barely have enough energy like for my own life at this age
28:19so it does make me nervous and
28:21Ultimately a partner would be the first priority and then
28:24The baby would come after that whether that's naturally or if that's conceived through ivf
28:30Part of me like feels pessimistic about finding a partner
28:34Maybe that's why because you're not
28:37I've been on the apps
28:39The level of effort and like patience it takes to wade through the dating apps
28:44I don't have it, but I also don't really go out and socialize
28:47So I don't know how i'm gonna meet somebody in person
28:49You think about going out with somebody from a dating app or something?
28:50You got to go to a bar or like where do you meet people?
28:52Where do you meet single people who are 40?
28:55Hold up
28:56This is what I think are your standards like so high that I don't feel like my standards are that high
29:02All it is is like obviously I have to be physically attracted to the person
29:05They have to be funny smart kind. I have to have good chemistry. I mean, that's what everybody wants, right?
29:10Like yeah, that's just like normal. Okay, so
29:14What about your friends because they know you the best? Yeah, they know what you're attracted to right?
29:19I would rather meet somebody that at least even if I don't know him personally somebody, you know knows them
29:25Exactly, and I can have some kind of I feel like my friends don't have single friends though
29:29I mean like all my friends know I would love to meet someone
29:34This is the thing whitney's friends definitely know her better than me
29:38you know what her type is and what she likes and what she doesn't and
29:42At this point y'all need to find her man. That's all i'm saying
29:48Look i've been married and
29:50How many times?
29:52Okay, and how many have you been married?
29:55Engaged twice. It don't count. Do you uh do the I do but
29:59Whatever i've done the dude. It's not the I do
30:02I know you
30:04Well, we're going to find you a man. Yeah, well
30:10I have been becoming increasingly pessimistic about my dating life. I think that the apps are pretty much off the table at this point
30:17so
30:18That would leave, you know going out in public and meeting people
30:21and I don't really know where like
30:23People my age hang out. I feel like they're at their kids like little league games and stuff and that just feels creepy
30:28I've definitely been looking in the wrong places. I'm just not sure
30:33Where the right places are?
30:35So I really don't know what to do
30:47If these girls want to get wild that's what we're gonna do i'm wet I mean I spilled my drink
30:58So
31:12That is a ride
31:14That is long as the driveway. I can't believe it. It's a hummer. Oh, it's all did you think we were taking a taxi to?
31:19The airport? Well, I didn't realize we were gonna be taking this. Come on now. We got a stripper pole. No
31:24No
31:25Dad, do you hear your daughter? Yeah, she will not shut up about strippers
31:29All right. Well dad, we love you
31:32I am so excited for this bachelorette weekend after some extensive planning and choreographing
31:37Angie and I are on the way to the charlotte airport to pick up the girls. Hi
31:42Good. How are you?
31:44I also don't want to let them know
31:46All the surprises that i've planned. I think i'm going to let them think that we're all hopping in like ride shares
31:52But the reality is that we've got to pull up in this stretch
31:55Hummer limo and I cannot wait to see their faces. I would not want to drive this thing. No
32:01As long as it is considering that greensboro and charlotte are an hour and a half apart
32:06You know, we're gonna have to turn this right into a party
32:09Where is the drinks?
32:11Tonight tonight i'ma see whitney with the buzz
32:14i've never seen
32:18I guess is it in here? What is that? It's the drinks
32:23Oh, i'll do one shot. That's it
32:25Are you kidding me? Will you video it?
32:28Yes
32:29Yeah here
32:32All right, whitney's taking a shot with me I cannot believe this in the uh stretch hummer. Okay. Cheers
32:42No
32:43Jamie she's got some drinking to do tonight
32:47I attended jamie's first bachelorette party in alabama with all of these girls
32:51and
32:52I really thought that angie was gonna be like the sober one like watching after everybody but
32:58It was not I was the only sober one. I felt like the mom of the group
33:03But I planned this one so i'm excited about everything we're doing. I just hope I can keep up
33:08Cheers, cheers to the weekend to jamie's wedding. Hmm
33:13I hope they're excited. I hope she's happy. Oh, she's been blowing me up. Send me some pictures
33:18I knew she was gonna ask you to show her and tell her and I hope you did not I did not thank you
33:23I cannot do that. Thank you. Well, she called me last night in tears
33:28Why?
33:29The problem is with her flowers because she's getting married basically right around valentine's day
33:36Yeah, we're having kind of a little bit of problems like flower shortage. Yes. Oh, no
33:41She was in tears just like and it's costing more but I said jamie. Oh
33:46Just order it
33:48It's fine
33:49that's why I feel like if I get married at my age it's gonna be a lot less pressure because
33:52A wedding 40 and over is not the same thing as a wedding when you're like 25, you know
33:57I am almost 40 and my patience energy and everything else is running thin and also I know how much stuff costs
34:04You know in my early 20s when I was planning my wedding
34:08I was doing everything elaborate a big guest list. My dad was gonna pay for it now
34:15No to think about throwing a huge wedding
34:19Not doing it. I'm going to the courthouse
34:21Okay, I cannot believe we're really not having a stripper. What is it with you and strippers? It's not me
34:28I'm, not the one i'm just saying when you're 25 getting married, but she's the one who said she didn't want it
34:36Maybe he vetoed it
34:38Yeah, that's probably what let me call he's
34:45Hey, well, what are you doing?
34:51Listen i'll have you know, your mother-in-law is still sitting here trying to schedule strippers. She's lying. She is lying
34:58And then I said well, maybe he's vetoed it. Did you veto it?
35:01It don't matter to me. Y'all do whatever you want. Jamie might not like it
35:05Angie's disappointed. She thinks that the weekend is not gonna have the same
35:09You know something without without a stripper
35:12Came here
35:18Well, let's do another shot, oh you're gonna do another shot this bitch will have me tore
35:25Okay, okay
35:29Now we can't get drunk before we pick up the girls because i'm the host
35:32We got a limo. I know but i've just got to make sure I know what's going on
35:36There's a reason we have a limo so we can get tore up
35:40God
35:42Cheers
35:45That was the last one of those never again, that's what you said the last I know
35:56I don't know what's going on. This random lady pops out and she looks a little too scandalous. I'm a little worried
36:09So
36:31Okay, are we ready? Yeah
36:33I'm so happy to see these girls faces
36:36I'm glad that they're pumped and happy and I just want to get them into this limo and on the way to the best weekend
36:41of their lives
36:42Okay. Now we have several taxis for us all so I would recommend
36:47Pairing up with somebody who doesn't have as much luggage as you so it can fit in the trunk
36:50Okay, so all right. Here we go. Follow the finger follow the finger
36:57Taxis this way. Oh god. I'm scared. Whitney. That is not a taxi
37:04Oh, that's not ours we're going out here. That's not ours. We're going out here to a taxi
37:13But I could not pull out no stretch
37:16Oh
37:27Winnie has went over the top just to walk out and see this limo. I just know this weekend's about to be extravagant
37:33I'm, so ready
37:36I ain't never been this fancy
37:41Okay, so in your bag you will find your hoodie your ring
37:45your sash
37:47And your button. Yep. All right. So
37:50Does everybody have their itineraries?
37:52Yes. All right after arriving in greensboro
37:54I just thought let's toast to the bride and settle in or settle outside in the hot tub, whatever
37:59I thought we would keep it pretty low-key. Oh, and we're gonna have pizza. Did you order the pizza? Yeah
38:04We're gonna have pizza and I ordered a little something extra
38:08What did you order and we got pizzas coming and i've got us a fitness class
38:13What do you think I work out all the time
38:16Oh my god, I swear to you. I told her no strippers. I promise you mom. I'm telling you right now
38:21There's a stripper at that house. I'm gonna be mad
38:24What you gonna lose?
38:27Should be the one I think was
38:30No, I don't want a stripper. I didn't say I ordered one. I said I ordered something. What is it? It's a surprise
38:39my mom is
38:40Absolutely turnt
38:42She I don't know what she drank before she got here
38:45But she's turnt in this living and I never need her to get on another level down
38:49so the only rules for the weekend are to
38:52Have fun
38:54I'm gonna try really hard to be a cool aunt. You are
38:57And kayla made me nervous because I called kayla and she said well
39:00What are where are we going on saturday night? Like where are we going out? And I was like
39:05I'll be in my bed. But um, yeah, so we just want to have fun
39:09Obviously, there's no other rules
39:11I think I have started off here as the cool aunt wit and so i've got a reputation to uphold
39:16And plus I know that most of these girls are married with kids and they are probably
39:20Really wanting a wild weekend. All right, so um drinks are in here if y'all want to drink. I think angie might
39:27Be the first one in
39:30Let's toast to jamie
39:33Cheers if these girls want to get wild, that's what we're gonna do
39:52I'm wet. I mean I spilled my drink
40:03Oh my gosh, here we go
40:06Okay, does everybody have what they need?
40:09I definitely do not want to upset my daughter, but I do want to loosen her up a little bit
40:14All right, angie. You want to let us in?
40:18I have a special order that's supposed to be at the house and I hope it's there and I hope everything goes well
40:27Look at he
40:32The full body heath is ridiculous
40:34He it looks like he like it scared me a few times because I thought he was in the corner
40:38I wasn't expecting him to be there. Whitney. You did way too much
40:49Whitney you can tell put a lot of effort and very detailed and amazing things for us for the whole weekend
40:55Shut up
41:02Oh
41:14Are we ready to do some fun stuff
41:20Ready for what?
41:22About to use some yoga. I am mortified. I don't know what's going on
41:26I know that they're supposed to be some sort of like class and like this random lady pops out
41:31And she looks a little too scandalous to be a yoga instructor. I do not want a stripper
41:36I've told them no strippers by any means so i'm a little worried
41:49Next time on my big fat fabulous life she went
41:53Probably wouldn't want my children watching me do that
41:57Do you?
41:58Think that you are ready to move on from the frenchman if somebody came at me the right way
42:04Yes, it might be easier to move on if you didn't talk to him every day
42:08I still talk to the frenchman very regularly. Am I pathetic probably so I wanted to just see what was going on in my
42:17Uterus, I don't know if I would be able to carry a child
42:20I don't know if the eggs that are already retrieved are still good anymore at this point
42:25um
42:28You