The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place. | dG1fSTZMZGlBaEk0WG8
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00:00Alright, since it's my fault that Joe got knocked out, it is now my responsibility to take over the investigation.
00:06I don't know if that actually follows.
00:08Oh, it does follow, Brian. Because I'm the one with the giant magnifying glass.
00:12Is my eye big?
00:14Yeah.
00:15Good. Good. That means progress.
00:17Alright, let's figure out what we know here.
00:19The gun was clearly meant to kill James Woods, but Stephanie got in the way.
00:23So the murderer had to improvise and finish the job by stabbing him.
00:27Now, who here had a motive for wanting James Woods dead?
00:29Well, according to James Woods, we all did.
00:32He brought us here to make amends with us.
00:34But he wronged one of us enough to want revenge.
00:37The question is, who?
00:39Well, I know one person who could have.
00:42My partner, Tom.
00:44Alright, it's true. James Woods ruined my career.
00:48I originally wanted to be an actor, and I booked the lead role in Nightmare on Elm Street.
00:52But James Woods said, no, don't bother. Something else will come along.
00:55So I turned it down. And now this Robert Englund is the talk of the town.
00:59That should be me everyone's talking about.
01:01Was I angry? Yes, of course. But I didn't kill him.
01:04What about Seamus? You hated James Woods. You told me so.
01:08Aye. He's the one who made me what I am today.
01:12I wish you were a real live ornery sea captain.
01:16But he didn't wish hard enough. It only worked on me head.
01:19But I'm not the killer.
01:20What about the mayor? He could have killed him and got himself off scot-free.
01:25He took the Twitter name Mayor West.
01:27So now I have to use Mayor underscore West.
01:31That rat face cracker.
01:33And what about Quagmire?
01:35Fine. So he stole Cheryl Teagues from me.
01:37He ruined your TV pilot.
01:39Go to hell. I backed out of that project willingly.
01:41Oh, yeah. That's what every hack says. You know, Brian...
01:43You disgust me, period.
02:13You