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00:00Three, two, one.
00:02Here's a trailer for The Lost City.
00:03Here's a trailer for The Lost City.
00:04Screw you, man.
00:09You led me straight to The Lost City.
00:11Now, prepare to die.
00:13There are just hundreds of snakes in this temple just waiting for us to show up.
00:16What? Why aren't they biting that guy?
00:18This is ridiculous.
00:19Delete.
00:20Delete.
00:21Delete.
00:22Ugh.
00:27Listen, Loretta.
00:28We need you to promote your new book on The Lost City.
00:30You can't spend your life in the bathtub drinking Chardonnay with ice.
00:35Ladies and gentlemen, the world's sexiest cover model,
00:38Dash McMahon!
00:41You do know you're not Dash, right?
00:43Dash is a character I made up.
00:44Dash!
00:45Oh, my God.
00:48Oh, crap.
00:49Oh, crap.
00:51Miss Sage, I enjoyed your book about The Lost City,
00:53and I believe you're the one who can help me find its treasure.
00:58I have to respectfully decline.
01:00I'm afraid I must insist.
01:05Unchain me!
01:06That's her seatbelt.
01:09Loretta Sage is missing.
01:11I'm gonna rescue her.
01:12I just want her to think of me as more than a cover model.
01:14It's time to be dangerous.
01:16Alan?
01:17What are you doing here?
01:18We're here to save you.
01:19I'm certified CPR.
01:20I'm certified CrossFit.
01:22I have snacks.
01:23Off to them!
01:26This is like your book.
01:27We're on a love more than Dash adventure right now.
01:28I'm gonna help you out a little bit.
01:29Let's go.
01:30What are you doing?
01:31Don't do that.
01:32Oh, God.
01:33Get out of there.
01:34This is not a romance novel.
01:35Jungles eat people like us.
01:36Ah!
01:37What is that?
01:38Get it off.
01:39Let me.
01:40I can feel him sucking my soul.
01:41It feels like there's more.
01:42Holy mother of God.
01:44It's just sucking on my butt like a big old Jamba Juice.
01:47We're so close.
01:48I could actually find the lost city.
01:51If I don't get to this island, my friend and her cover model are going to die.
01:55I am driving.
01:56Oh!
01:57Oh!
01:58Oh!
01:59Oh!
02:00Oh!
02:11Loretta Sage, getting you out of here.
02:13Why are you so handsome?
02:14My dad was a weatherman.
02:16Hey, whoa.
02:17She doesn't need saving in there.
02:18Okay.
02:19What are you doing in there?