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00:00Hello, ladies. Hi, how are you?
00:06How are you all?
00:07Good.
00:08Have you come here for an audition?
00:09I have not come here for an audition.
00:10Then?
00:11I have come here for a serial called Bahubali.
00:12Then have you come here for a serial audition?
00:14Sprinkle some salt on my face.
00:16I am a casting director.
00:18You are a casting director?
00:20Okay, so you have come here for a casting job.
00:22Okay, okay, okay.
00:23But sir, please take me in a serial.
00:24Give me a role of a daughter-in-law in Bahubali.
00:27No, no, no.
00:28One minute.
00:29Yes.
00:30I am absolutely perfect for this role.
00:34Yes, yes.
00:37Please give me this role.
00:38I will act much better than this.
00:41I will work very hard.
00:42And because of me,
00:44there will be a lot of TRP in your show.
00:47And sir, I live alone in my flat.
00:50And late night guys are also allowed here.
00:56Okay, so you get this role.
00:58Thank you, thank you.
00:59Oh my God.
01:00Thank you, sir.
01:01It's good that you gave me this role.
01:02Otherwise, I would have lost faith in the casting couch.
01:05Hey, I am not talking about you.
01:07Deepika gets the role.
01:09How did you give me this role?
01:11At least do the audition.
01:12You want to do the audition?
01:13Yes.
01:14Come on, say the dialogue.
01:15The dialogue was one pinch of vermilion.
01:16Yes, yes, I will say it.
01:17I will say it.
01:18What do you know about the price of a pinch of vermilion, Ramesh Babu?
01:23Yes, it's done, Ramesh Babu.
01:24My turn, my turn.
01:25The price of a pinch of vermilion is Rs. 5 lakhs, Mr. Pappu.
01:29One minute, one minute.
01:30Rs. 5 lakhs?
01:31Hey, sir, I know.
01:32That Mr. Pappu from my parlour.
01:34Yes.
01:35One day, both of us got a little too excited in the party.
01:37It was 19th or 20th.
01:38So I said, hey, either put vermilion or give me Rs. 5 lakhs.
01:44So he gave me Rs. 5 lakhs.
01:47Then I came to know that the price of a pinch of vermilion is Rs. 5 lakhs.
01:50Listen, take this.
01:51I will leave from here.
01:52I don't want to do your casting.
01:53Go away.
01:54Hey, sir, I don't want to do your casting.
01:55Listen, my dubbing is also very good.
01:57Get me a job somewhere in the dubbing line.
01:59Have you ever done dubbing?
02:00Yes, I have.
02:01I dub the voices of all these people in the serial.
02:04Don't you know?
02:05No.
02:06I have brought the video.
02:07Watch it.
02:15Malti, this show is yours and so is your dubbing.
02:19Thank you so much, guys.
02:21Very good.
02:22Lovely.
02:25Hmm.
02:26Hmm.
02:27Hmm.
02:28Namaskar, brothers and sisters.
02:30Till now you have seen the daughters-in-law in their cultural form.
02:33But today we will show you something different about the daughters-in-law.
02:39So first of all, let's call Meera Devasthali.
02:42Very good.
02:43Such a beautiful daughter-in-law's style.
02:45That too in the style of Sunny Deol.
02:50Hey, where were these workers?
02:52They melt iron and change its shape.
02:54This is the strength of a bread made of blood and sweat.
02:56And you want me to make it yours.
03:02Hey, where were these workers?
03:04They melt iron and change its shape.
03:06Why should I eat you?
03:07Why should I bite you?
03:08My foot.
03:09My foot.
03:39You will speak and my eyes will hang.
03:41I will swing for a while.
03:42My brother will come and bring me down.
03:44You will discuss.
03:45You will go home.
03:46You will eat and go to sleep.
03:47Hey, don't know why do you hit me.
03:49Hey Ravi, come here.
03:50Come here.
03:51Come here.
03:52Come here.
03:53This is Hindu's blood.
03:54This is Muslim's blood.
03:55Tell me which is Hindu's blood and which is Muslim's blood.
03:56Why did you go?
03:57Why did you go?
04:03Oh, oh, oh!
04:04Wonderful.
04:05Wonderful.
04:06Wonderful.
04:07Welcome to Chugli Virat.
04:09Very good. Very good. Very good. Lovely.
04:13The name of the show is Entertainment Ki Raat.
04:16I know. But these brides have come.
04:18They will tease each other and entertain each other.
04:24We don't need anything today.
04:26Because no matter how big a joke you tell them..
04:28..they will say that this is the matter.
04:30Deepika, what did you wear this dress for?
04:32It doesn't look good on her.
04:38It's not like that.
04:39I have seen Aarohi in the serial.
04:42She does a very good comedy.
04:44Yes. I gave a joke to Aarohi.
04:46I told her to say it in the show.
04:48She didn't say it. I asked her where the joke is.
04:51She said that she said it in her mind.
04:52We say more than half of the things in our serial in our mind.
04:59Very good.
05:02What are you doing?
05:03I am praising her in my mind.
05:06Why should I say it?
05:09Very good.
05:10I will tell you one thing. You should never trust her.
05:13Why?
05:13Your Rubina aunty..
05:15Aunty?
05:18I said aunty. It was a joke.
05:24Your Rubina sister..
05:26..cries in front of her mother-in-law in the serial.
05:28Mother, it's not my fault.
05:31Please forgive me.
05:32As soon as the camera is off, she cries in front of her mother-in-law.
05:34Talk to the producer. He is very proud of you.
05:37Make me proud.
05:42Tell me one thing.
05:44Daily soap's daughters-in-law come in every reality show.
05:48But why doesn't son-in-law come?
05:50He doesn't have any footage in his own show.
05:52Why should we come?
05:59But sister Chako, my mother praises you a lot.
06:03My mother is more great than you people.
06:07If I ask her a math question, she tells me to ask my father.
06:10But why is she taking revenge from Chakor Chaudhary?
06:14If I ask her such a small question..
06:15..she narrates the story for two days.
06:20Very good.
06:21It's not like that.
06:24Her dialogue in the serial is very good.
06:27Oh my God! Yes, I have heard the dialogue.
06:29She says in the serial, time is money.
06:31My every second is equal to lakhs.
06:34People take an appointment years before to meet me.
06:38And as soon as the camera is off, they request the director.
06:41Sir, please pack up quickly.
06:43There is a lot of crowd in the train to Virar.
06:45I don't get a seat.
06:46Very good.
06:49There is a lot of crowd in the train. I don't get a seat.
06:51Then I have to hang like this.
06:53Then I become Chakor Chaudhary.
06:56And you know, Balraj Bhaiya was telling me..
06:58..that one thing is common in every serial.
07:00What? Beautiful actresses?
07:02No, story. Story is common in every serial.
07:05It's not like that.
07:07He acts very well.
07:09And I like his expressions a lot.
07:16Yes, I have seen the expressions too.
07:17He has become so used to giving expressions..
07:20..that one day Chakor Chaudhary will come..
07:22He has become so used to giving expressions..
07:24..that one day Chakor Chaudhary will come..
07:26..and the police caught him.
07:27They said, you will be fined.
07:28You will have to pay a fine.
07:30She started crying.
07:30Oh, God! What mistake did I make?
07:34What sin did I commit that you have given me this day?
07:38Oh, God!
07:39The police said, now you will be fined double.
07:41Three people ran away because of you.
07:46Very good.
07:48Hey!
07:49So good.
07:50Sister Pooja has also come.
07:52So good.
07:55What serial does she work in?
07:58She is a serial killer of music industry.
08:01Very good.
08:03Very good. Very good.
08:05But I will tell you the truth.
08:06My father's money is saved because of her.
08:08Why?
08:09As soon as I heard her first song..
08:11..I disconnected the internet connection.
08:16Anyway, leave all this.
08:18What gift have we brought for her today?
08:21Calculator.
08:22What?
08:23For whom is this calculator?
08:25It is for the producer of her show.
08:27Look, if the kids have grown up..
08:29..then the mother-in-law should also be old.
08:31Mother-in-law is younger than the kids.
08:34And she goes to the disco and steps in such a way..
08:37..that others start breathing.
08:40Look.
08:41Very good.
08:42And I have brought something for sister Dinchat.
08:45What have you brought?
08:46This..
08:47What have you brought?
08:48This..
08:49Mic.
08:51Have you gone mad?
08:53The new show has just started.
08:54So? What do you mean?
08:56I mean when the whole show will be a hit..
08:58..then we will sing the song.
09:00Keep the mic. Keep it.
09:02Okay. I will give this mic to Aditya.
09:06Why?
09:06There will be a rap battle now.
09:08Yes. Rap battle.
09:11Now there will be a rap battle between sister Dinchat..
09:14..and Aditya.
09:16So we are done.
09:19Lovely.
09:20Brother, did you forget?
09:23Ed.
09:23Good artists come alive with applause.
09:29The identity of a true artist is applause.
09:30Raghu's identity is abuse.
09:31A big round of applause.
09:35Our old friends who taught us to write stories in comedy.
09:39A big round of applause for brother Arbaaz.
09:43Brother, I could have come from there and shake hands..
09:45..but I will shake hands from here.
09:47The wait is over.
09:48Tell us the matter, Sunny. Tell us for him.
09:50Sunny felt like running.
09:52Oh.
09:53Garden. Garden.
09:55Brother Arbaaz has come.
09:57On top of that brother has brought him with him.
09:59Why are you asking questions?
09:59I just came to see him.
10:01His husband, Daniel.
10:03Does he beat you?
10:04He has a very strong body. He will beat you.
10:06Okay. Why will brother-in-law beat me, sister?
10:12The title of this film is Tera Intazar.
10:14And this is your first film with each other.
10:17So after doing this film, the wait is over.
10:20Whose wait is over?
10:21Obviously, brother Arbaaz's wait is over.
10:23I have seen the trailer.
10:24There was such a good kissing scene in it.
10:26His wait for the kiss is over.
10:27Who told you this?
10:29I saw it, brother.
10:33Brother Arbaaz, has it happened that..
10:35..there is a very intense scene going on?
10:37The director said that now we will..
10:39..you will come from here.
10:40There will be an intimate scene.
10:41And you went so close.
10:43You suddenly got a lot of pressure.
10:47So do you stop the pressure or what do you do?
10:50Look, if you do a scene with Sunny Leone..
10:52..then there will be pressure.
10:59And you will have to control the pressure.
11:01Right?
11:02So it's fine.
11:03Perfect.
11:04Okay, Sunny, I have to ask you this.
11:06You are so famous.
11:07But has it ever happened that you have gone to the airport..
11:09..and then someone stopped you and said..
11:10..hey, which Sunny Leone, I don't know.
11:12Show me your ID. Has it ever happened?
11:14I don't believe that no one recognizes him.
11:16My sister is very famous.
11:17I mean, I will show you a photo, brother Arbaaz.
11:19See how many fans she has.
11:19This was in Kochi.
11:21When you must have seen outside the car.
11:23Look at that.
11:24What did you see?
11:25I didn't understand how deep it is.
11:27Like how many rows of people there were.
11:30So we were walking and I was thinking this is so..
11:33..like the location is very far.
11:35Why don't so many people move?
11:37So I didn't know when I sat in the car again..
11:41..and then somebody posted this photo.
11:43When people see me and Rajeev, we get very scared.
11:46There were very few people.
11:47But we get scared because they don't love us.
11:48They come to beat us.
11:51Sunny Leone's next photo.
11:53Present it.
11:54Very good.
11:57This is the best.
11:58Raghu.
11:59Who is Sunny?
12:00Who is this Sunny?
12:01No, no, these are Raghu's uncle and aunt.
12:03Not Sunny.
12:05I am telling you, if MTV people had seen this photo..
12:07..they would have made you a judge in Spitzwani Roadies.
12:10Isn't it?
12:12I am the one in the waistcoat.
12:13The red t-shirt.
12:14And is there anyone else in this that we don't know?
12:17I think Salman is there in that red..
12:19..that Salman.
12:20The one in the red t-shirt.
12:21Yes.
12:22We are thinking that if we ask for 300 crores..
12:23..will they be able to give us the one in colours or not?
12:30You have high ambitions since childhood.
12:32That's great.
12:34Sunny, has it ever happened in your house..
12:37..that you are working in the kitchen..
12:38..and Daniel comes in wearing shoes like this.
12:40What do you say?
12:41Baby, what is this?
12:42Or do you throw the ball and hit him?
12:43What do you do?
12:43Most of the time, Daniel doesn't wear a shirt.
12:46So if he would have worn shoes and come to the kitchen..
12:48..then it's no problem for me.
12:53If you don't want to eat in the kitchen, at least eat the shoes.
12:55I mean, the English have married Salman Khan..
12:57..and they don't wear their shirts.
13:01Arbaaz, do you wear a shirt at home?
13:03Of course.
13:04What?
13:05If there is such a body, then I have to wear a shirt.
13:08I have to cover it.
13:11But brother, I have heard that..
13:12..I had seen in an interview..
13:14..that you wear each other's underwear.
13:16No, no. That's wrong.
13:18I have heard it from you. I can't run the channel.
13:19I have heard it from you.
13:20I have heard it from you. I can't run the channel.
13:22I have heard it from you. I can't run the channel.
13:24No, no, no.
13:25It's all wrong.
13:27Even sir has refused.
13:28Even sir has refused.
13:29How? He doesn't even wear his underwear.
13:38Sunny, essentially Punjab..
13:39..you were telling that you are simple and homey.
13:41Do you ever fast on Karwa Chauth?
13:43No.
13:44But nowadays, men also fast for women.
13:46I want to tell you this.
13:47So something that you want to do with Daniel..
13:48..both of you stay hungry that day.
13:50Why?
13:51Because long hair on each other..
13:53Both of them for each other's long life.
13:55If they don't eat, how will they live a long life?
14:02Perfect, man. Perfect.
14:06Ribaaz, tell me something.
14:07You are a producer.
14:09You directed Dabangg 2.
14:10Give a big round of applause.
14:11It was a film worth 100 crores.
14:16You directed Salman Khan.
14:18Did a director give an order to an actor on the set..
14:20..or did a director give an order to a brother?
14:22Wait a second. Why don't you ask him directly?
14:23Have you ever scolded Salman Khan and said..
14:25..Salman, you are at home.
14:27I have an actor on the set.
14:28Did you say that?
14:29No.
14:30I would have told you to go home.
14:35Go home.