Tel_Malish___तेल_मालिश___Comedy_Funny_Cartoon___मोटू_पतलू___Full_Ep_78___Motu_Patlu_Show_2024_Hindi(360p)
Tel_Malish___तेल_मालिश___Comedy_Funny_Cartoon___मोटू_पतलू___Full_Ep_78___Motu_Patlu_Show_2024_Hindi(360p)
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00:00Champi karwalo champi, champi, sar jo tera takla ho, kam ho ya zyada ho, tel mera hai
00:20aisa pyare, lambe baal ugaye, champi karwalo champi.
00:27lambe baal ugaye, sach?
00:29ekdum sach, agar chhoot ho toh mai takla ho jaaun, baal na uge toh paisa wapas
00:37aao, phir kar do maalish
00:51bhai maza aagaya, patlu tum bhi champi karwalo, yeh bahot acchi champi karta hai
00:56accha bhaiya mere sar pe bhi kar do champi
01:27arey aise kya dekh rahe ho, tum sabne kabhi aadmi nahi dekhe kya
01:32aadmi toh dekhe, lekin aap jaise aadmi pehli baar dekh rahe hai
01:37kya bakwas ka rahe ho, humare andar aisi kya khaas baat hai
01:41aapke andar nahi, aapki upar aisi khaas baat hai
01:45kya hume bata sakte hai, aap apne sirpe itni sundar ghaas kaise ugaye
01:49humare sirpe ghaas
01:56aaahhh
02:16yeh kya hogaya, kaise hogaya
02:20yeh tumhari champi wale ke tel se hua hai
02:23aur karao champi, apne saath mujhe bhi namuna bana diya
02:30motu chaldi kuch karo, yeh ghaas toh nikal hi nahi rahi
02:35aaaahhh, mai kya karo, khaali peth mere dimaag ki pati nahi jalti, tumhi kuch socho
02:42motu kya karo, yeh baali shayad gaam aa jaye
02:49idea
02:53idea
03:06thank you bade bhaiya
03:09bahut bahut dhanyawad
03:16arey, yeh toh wapas badi hogayi
03:20bhai sahab rukiye, aapka interview lena
03:23aapki foto kichni bhai sahab
03:25autograph chahiye
03:42arey arey ghaas
03:50arey kya kar rahi ho, yeh mere sir ke baal hai
03:55chup karo, ghasita ram ne dekh liya toh zindagi bhar hamara mazak udayega
04:09motu bachao, koi roko ise
04:13arey badi behna rukh jao, please, wo tumhara chara nahi mera dost hai
04:19rukh jao, warna mai police mein khabar kar dunga
04:22motu bachao
04:24arey yeh apne paas aane de tabhi toh bachao
04:37arey mujhe yeh hi kuth ki aana tha
04:40nahi nahi, rukh jao
05:11bas, ab rukh jao, warna mujhe bura koi nahi hoga
05:15bas bahot ho gaya, kya samjhti ho apne aapko
05:18ek aadmi ke sir pe hogi ghaas kha rahi ho
05:21insaan ko apne sir pe ghaas udane ka haq nahi hai kya
05:25tumhe koi sharm hai, tumhari koi izzat bhi hai
05:28kahi bhi jaake, kisi ke bhi sir pe ghaas khaane lagogi
05:31nirlaj, besharam, sadak chhaap, ham insaan ko jeene ka haq nahi hai kya
05:36ham insaan ko jeene ka haq nahi hai kya
05:38socho, socho, chup kyu ho
05:42sorry
05:49waah motu waah, kya bhaashan diya, tumhe toh neeta hona chahiye tha
06:06hahaha
06:10hahaha
06:15idea
06:20chalo, jaldi se kuch samosa khaa liti hai
06:22yaha itna bura hal hora hai, aur tumhe samosa ki pari hai
06:27Brother, quickly give me some samosas before the grass increases.
06:38What?
06:39What did you say?
06:41It means give me samosas quickly or else the hunger will increase.
06:45Take these samosas and quickly give me the money.
06:48Hey, why have you both tied a cloth on your head?
06:55I just took a bath. My hair is wet.
06:59Your hair is wet?
07:03What is this?
07:06Nothing.
07:07There is something.
07:18Samosas!
07:20My brother, save us.
07:22Dr. Jhatka, please save us.
07:26Motu, my brother, my friend, what happened?
07:30You both are crying as if you are in a big problem.
07:37It is not a big problem. It is a very big problem.
07:41Look at this.
07:50Big brother, my life is in danger.
07:55First, remove this grass from my head.
08:01Oh, so it is you both.
08:03There is news everywhere that two men massaged oil on their heads and grass grew on their heads.
08:11We are unfortunate. Save us.
08:16I will put this bomb in your head and blast it.
08:21Then you will see that there will be no head and no grass.
08:26No!
08:27I am joking.
08:37Sorry.
08:38But I have got a solution for that.
08:42Look at this spray.
08:44As soon as you spray this, there will be no grass and no problem.
08:55Dr. Jhatka, thank you very much.
09:06You fulfilled the need of these flowers.
09:10What is this?
09:11We were already looking like fools.
09:14Why did you make us more fools?
09:17It is just a matter of a few days.
09:19Why don't we earn some money?
09:21Money? How?
09:23I have 20 years of experience in earning money.
09:26I promise you that we will earn a lot of money.
09:29And we will share it among ourselves.
09:31Then you can eat as many samosas as you want.
09:34We agree.
09:37Brother, make a bouquet of red and blue flowers.
09:41Mix all the colors of flowers and give it to me.
09:44You have planted amazing plants.
09:46Look at this.
09:47As soon as we pluck the flowers, the other flowers come out at the same place.
09:51Where did you get these magical plants from?
09:55Don't ask us where we got these magical plants from.
10:00This is our trade secret.
10:02We can't tell you how difficult it was to get these plants.