Sajjad Jani's show "Jani Ki Chah" after his most watched program "Seeti with Sajjad Jani #JaniKiChah #PunjabiJugtain #SajjadJani
"Aftab Iqbal" Ky Show Mein Kiya Ghalti Ker Di | Jani Ki Chah With Sajjad Jani.Sajjad Jani | Jani Ki Chah | Jani Ki Chah New Show | Jani Tea Time | Jani Ki Chah City 42 | Jani Ki Chah City 41 | Jani Ki Chah Rohi | Seeti 24 | Seeti 41 | Seeti With Sajjad Jani | Seeti 42 | Sajjad Jani Seeti | Sajjad Jani New Show |.
"Aftab Iqbal" Ky Show Mein Kiya Ghalti Ker Di | Jani Ki Chah With Sajjad Jani.Sajjad Jani | Jani Ki Chah | Jani Ki Chah New Show | Jani Tea Time | Jani Ki Chah City 42 | Jani Ki Chah City 41 | Jani Ki Chah Rohi | Seeti 24 | Seeti 41 | Seeti With Sajjad Jani | Seeti 42 | Sajjad Jani Seeti | Sajjad Jani New Show |.
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00:00Chai waleya umraayin gaaliyan
00:06Chai waleya tere khokhenu juteeyan main maariyan
00:14Tere khokhenu lang jane laariyan
00:19Chai waleya umraayin gaaliyan
00:25Chai waleya
00:30Hakeem
00:32Kidhar?
00:33Idhar
00:34Yeh deta adda main kise nu
00:36Yeh main tade koi malazam da peo nahi laga
00:39Main tade samjha hi hai bhi jera jido dil karein
00:41Nikal ja bhai jido dil karein aaj bhi
00:43Main painter bala rahe hain
00:44Ithe naam hi chahiye
00:45Ithe main lahaun laga too late
00:48Yeh chachi khapde likha bhande
00:49Too late de keemat bala
00:50Too late na matlab hunda bhi
00:52Jera marji ithe aage apna kaam start karke naam laga
00:54Haanji
00:55Yeh dwaaiyan do
00:57Yeh dwaaiyan dabooniyan jadeeyan na
00:59Yeh naanun chukro yeh main hakeem doojye nu deti hain
01:02Haan
01:03Nahi dekha kapde aala mere magar pyaar kehta mainu deti dakaan
01:05Yeh kapde aala keda?
01:07Pada nahi woh ithe kapda jaye rakhiya hunda hoonne
01:09Lahaun
01:11Main nahi tu kapde jaye dakaan kora chahiye
01:13Nahi nahi woh ithi main nishani rakhi kapde aala
01:14Woh nahi ithi kapda rakhiya
01:16Woh kehta main ithe kaam karanga tan mein dasanga margir
01:18Yeh aaj harta aala te esto woh ki hakeem nahi aaya jino main dakaan deti
01:22Acha ghali
01:23Tere naalo achal aaj hoonne keeta
01:25Aachal leh saare daud gayene
01:27Hai
01:28Pehe bhi laageya
01:29Theeka jee chhe chhe meenada karaya wo bhi laageya nikal gaya
01:33Aicho kaapko bhi bhi kine laageyane
01:35Paaji main te apni chaama de pehe hai leh
01:37Kal khitaye munde nu
01:38Laagey sara
01:39Hoonne da haal main sochaya
01:41Ae adde de main aap chaa vechanga
01:43Bilkul sahi
01:44Naale market di main rakhwali karanga
01:46Bilkul
01:46Naale chaa vechanga main dekhta keda
01:49Penu jada chaa peeke pehe nahi denda
01:51Acha ghaal nahi katni
01:52Ghaal nahi katni nahi sahi ghaal nahi
01:54Jani sahib ek request hai toh dage
01:56Ki
01:56Hakim agar wapas aaya hai
01:57Ede ko bakaida ek stamp tehreer karoaya jaye
02:00Taake ek kaalu paaj daawa
02:02E mujnum thehrega
02:03Aanji
02:04Ethe edda dakana nahi hoon dadega
02:06Edda kaam nahi hoon gaya hoon
02:08O mithe khaan gal suno
02:10Meri gal sun Jani khaan
02:11Main taa jadee bootiyan laaya nahi
02:13Kitne bahut door gaya dahi
02:14Kadee bootiyan
02:16Jadee bootiyan
02:17O kadee bootiyan
02:19Jadee bootiyan
02:21Manu labiyan main laaya aaya
02:22Aur jadee nahi labiyan
02:23Othe hi shat aaya
02:25Ghaal bata gaya
02:26Ethe jada
02:27Asa hak rakhne hai
02:28Koi nahi rakhta
02:29Othe mera patriya beta ji
02:30O patriya
02:32Tera bada haram kaur nikalaya
02:34Oye o panje hunde aaya
02:36Patriya kiye daawa
02:36Oye patriya
02:37Meri gal suno
02:38Tera shigird si
02:39Putar si
02:39Patija si
02:40Ki si
02:41Eh
02:41Hone pahun chuk kiya hai
02:43Patija mere
02:44O ne leki nahi theh
02:45Tere khalaab
02:46Eni gaddi bakwaas kiti
02:47Na jain baas nahi sakta
02:49O yaaro toh sachi si na
02:51Eh
02:52Nahi mere khalaab keri galo kiti hone
02:54Khalaab nahi
02:56Koi gaalam balo chalaab
02:58Oye
02:58Chalo itra
03:00Enu hund karte hai
03:00Aaja sabar
03:01Eh dekhiya adab na toh bila raha hai na
03:03Aar ji
03:04Chalo
03:04Eh maalke maalke
03:05Ek chai banayi jai
03:07Eh
03:07Ek chai banayi jai meri
03:09Pehe mein lehne aaya cash
03:12Nite mein ho jai ithe
03:13Sabad homaanga naish
03:14Ha
03:15Ki tere mein basha dehnga laish
03:17Ha ni hai
03:18Aur mata dehga tere padesh
03:20Ha
03:21Eh jani sahab
03:22Ek achi jeez da suri liji chai
03:24Ho ho
03:25Udaar
03:26Udaar aala kaaman mokh gaya bire
03:29Eh
03:29Dakaan tere tabha karna nahi tusi idda
03:31Main hathi maaj da doodh aap choh ke liya hain
03:34Suni hain
03:35Khaalas
03:36Eh
03:36Jani khan ji
03:38Ek mufti rupeyan di minnu bhi banadiyo chai
03:41Ha banadena
03:42Eh
03:42Ghal le hai ke main bujurga
03:44Aur gyan nahi kola koi sikh hai ke bujurga da
03:46Adab kiwe karna
03:48Ha ha ha ha
03:48Ha ha ha ha
03:48Ha ha ha ha
03:48Ha ha ha ha
03:49Sehwa kiwe karni sehwa kiwe khana
03:51Eh hartaal kari wajah toh aaj jithe baar
03:54Na koi raksha, na koi gaddi, na koi wagon, na koi
03:56Banda, na koi parinda, na koi gavinda, na koi dharmeendar, na koi Sunny Deol
03:59Lao
04:01Koi hartaal hai aaj
04:02Aaj yehda billa de karke poore sher mu hartaal karti hain lehne
04:06Aanji
04:07Chalo
04:07Bahot okhe hain hain markeer de pech
04:09Saada del hi si lag rahe hain
04:10Kisi kya yaar jani sahab kale bor honge
04:12Tusi phiri chaap laun rahe hain saanu
04:14Asi ta thwada del laan li hain hain ke ho ji
04:17Hakeem
04:18Aamin moh na laaye
04:19Toh chit dabhao ke apne addiyaan te bawa
04:21Oye bakwaas bando yeh
04:22Haan dekha, haan tum sikho
04:24Oye
04:25O mein tum bist ki tawa
04:27Ho hi keh rahe hain ma
04:28Hakeem, tu bade Chirabad aaye hain ma
04:30Ithe tol baje na chahiye da si bakalam khud tere
04:33Yaar vihna toh
04:34Hakeem, tu jangal che theek si kaha
04:36Teri koi bisti teri si karta
04:37Haan
04:37Aithya ke bist honde hain dekhte si
04:39O lad
04:39Tarzan ne ho
04:40Toh yeh laanat karke
04:42Othon kate hain, toh ba, toh ba
04:44Tarzan ho keh jaan de, puri dabha tehnu
04:46Tarzan ho keh jaan de, bol yeh liye ki mitti paali yeh se
04:50O kehna, chup kar
04:51Ki zindagi hain yaar, main te haraan honna bekht
04:54Haan
04:54Kise di film la kehne, odhete lokaan bitha dena, kini kini der
04:58Oye pheete muh, saari zindagi tu jis cheez nu muh nahi laaya
05:01Har gaag nu odha daas da hain
05:03Yeh doodh na khaani dwai
05:04Pheete muh dekha
05:08Kaadhe jand kati jaan de
05:10Oye odhi zindagi da bekho, ki sahaba
05:12Saari aachaan mein bej bata ke, phir gala khaali rahi na bichh rahi jaan
05:16Yeh parda bekhi honna
05:17Haan
05:18Yeh bekhi parda
05:20Is markeech na sochi
05:21Beta yeh parega
05:24Yeh phir paani na parju
05:25Yeh bekhi tu paisiya na parega
05:26Paaji yeh bad kismat hakeem yaar
05:29Yehne yaj tak zindagi che gali nahi puchhi, koi fark pe
05:33Hai nahi
05:34Teh tasiya odha rizq chukya gaya
05:36O tere mere rizq cho thoda thoda hisa leh re, apna odha mokh gaya
05:39Mokh gaya, bekhon
05:40Yeh teh tasiya pehnavastapri sunanu
05:42Klaag lagge lagge sodha honda bhi navastapri nahi hai
05:46Yaar behna, ki zindagi aaj jaan de
05:48Chini kaachno lali honde, pati kaachno lali
05:51Edhe sari umar lagge jaan
05:52Beta kaar jaa ke manji da paaba phad ke hai kar rahe hain
05:54Hai
05:55Main ke ek kar rahe hain
05:56Kehna gaak to koi nahi honda, kaamana na pol jamaan
06:01Apna bhi das na
06:02Main ke sari deri kar da ki
06:03Kehna gaak aaye theek hai, nahi te phir ek kaada ras pjaake aaji
06:07Saari zindagi hakeem kol gaak koi nahi aaya hai
06:10Jadan wala sahab hi dwai lehna hai
06:11Teh professional ho ke puchhnde hakeem aaya wahi
06:16Wo teh jaroori, jaroori, jado hakeem jo ha
06:18Bhaija, bhaija
06:19Hai
06:20Koi kaam sham pehe
06:22Yeh main ithe isto aaya hain bete
06:24Wo gaal suni hain ke rab kise karahedar de maalak na bech hon
06:27Hai
06:28Wo tuatna kaam pehe gaya hai thodi der to
06:31Ho nahi jaani, tu sada veer hai
06:33Tu sato paise lehne janga lagda hai
06:34Main?
06:35Main bura bhi lagda hain, main phir bhi lehne hain
06:37Yeh jada, yeh jada landr ji saa kaam bana ji
06:39Landr ji nahi hindi, landr ji hai
06:41Tu landr ji nahi kahe, landr ji aali hindi dakaan hondi
06:43Baddi machine pehi hondi
06:45Do munde kaam kaar rahe hondi
06:46Samajh hai, yeh jaga hai nahi, main karoon toh hoke janda ho
06:48Nali, tu landr ji nahi haga, tu bete landr ji hain
06:51Tari dhupi toh uthiye de pehe de
06:53Main hi gaal karna, jaani khaan
06:55Aasaate kul paise hondi, Allah di rahmat na halaat theek ho jane
06:58Haan
06:59Jido halaat theek ho jane, 2019 da tu aap ultimate jitte hasi, wo bhi nangiya
07:03Haan
07:04Asi ta uthe hi khadaya bhai
07:05Tu aap apne tea time chakke hai, bhi haalaat theek ho jane, wo phir nahi hoye
07:09Haan, sahi karna
07:10Aitar aaja, uthe bhi unwaaz jaandi hai
07:12Meri market ch rash nahi padna
07:14Aaj te hartaal hai, nahi te doroon vehk ke loke morjan de bhi, ithe pehli rash padha
07:17Bhaaji, asi te aayenge, ghapshap laane ithe
07:20Baija
07:21Haan
07:21Nahi
07:22Main soche asi bhi market ch jaamange, phora shugal mela laguga
07:26Jupta shupta maarange, sunange, haan
07:28Haan
07:29Koi jaan bhi
07:30Yeh alhamra market haan
07:32Haan
07:32Nahi mera matlab
07:34Wo hartaal hai, hartaal yaar
07:36Jani sahab, ek arz karna si ki, yaari yaaran de kam honde re
07:42Tu arzi kar sakta, gareeb aadmi hukam de hona nahi
07:44Haan
07:45Hakeem chalo bakwaas nalo, arz bittar
07:47Haan, dilkul
07:48Kalu, Hakeem, te tacha chai
07:50Tacha chai nahi, main tanu kadhi pitha mur jah ke aaye
07:53Chalo chacha tai
07:54Haan
07:54Te Jani sahab, tusi lal ke daada azaar pia dena
07:57Main nahi dena, asi nahi dena
07:59Samajh aayi hai
07:59Kyao
08:00Wo kachi rehan do tusi
08:01Je pakhi karo nahi, te palle ho karo
08:03Ki
08:03Wo appa tuwaada si, saada nahi
08:05Haan ji
08:06Kabar di gaal nahi karda, gaal ho raha
08:08Inne pichli hapte kehaaba, ke main abbe di kabar pakhi karo nahi hai
08:12Haan
08:13Wo paaji
08:14Wo daad, daad, daad nahi hai, saada
08:15Piyo tera baar, pakhi tu kara
08:17Haan
08:17Wo
08:18Lekin do
08:19Bomb proof karo nahi, bete
08:21Pakhi karna hai, tu abbe naalak kabar
08:24Wo paaji, kachi chai bhaji dekhna, gutha baar aunde haaba
08:27Wo main aada nahi keh rahe haa, main medicine da kaam karna, medical store karna
08:30Tusi aap keha si pa
08:32Paaji
08:33Yeh s**t ne ehdi pakhi kabar karaadani hai
08:37Te kyaamat aal dan saare noot pehne, abbe ko noot hai jana
08:42Yeh jati hai, bilkul gutha ji
08:46Chalo, banda andar baar dao ki
08:48Yehne parhane bhakta seesa piglai hai, deewara badai hai
08:51Yehne seesa piglai kabar badadani
08:54Wo paaji, ehni pakhi kabar badaati, loka ne honu laakar bada liya
08:58Haan ji
08:59Yehne chicha na pote
09:00Yaar, taawa
09:02Ehdi pakhi kabar badaati, ehdi abbe di kabar de aalat wale jide nahi haan, jade tel naale saare
09:07Wo gaak othe lehke jande, thoda maarke dekhe, paaji aadko saadi lageere dekho totri
09:12Yaar, taawa
09:14Shoopi
09:14Kabar di kabar da sample bahaake, unhade washroom jila aunde
09:18Yeh Jali sahab, mzaak nahi barahi da hunda, main tulko daada aazaar karubaar se mangane nahi haama
09:22Karubaar li?
09:23Haan
09:24Eh, mera setta karubaar, main chaa bechniyaan, tohaade waaldein bhi pehe denge
09:29Tu dekhi main pehe kaisa lena, nahi dekh khunne khunneyaan kaar jaoge, kidan de lago ke sahabda
09:34Haan ji, maalak aa gaye na market de bechhe, ban gaya ho hi sahabda
09:37O jide tu pehe dete, mohne kida haan?
09:39Mohne kida, karubaar karenge, karubaar ho badawaange
09:42Loh, san ku guarantee de na
09:44Ho ho ho, eh kidli karne haan?
09:47Roj dwaai kotdaan wapas raahad na, us wehne bheh jami hundi, bheh kotdaan wapas raahad na, bheh tele bade hundi
09:53Eh pata mein kyon kotdaan?
09:55Kyon kotdaan?
09:55Aja kam kar apni dekhaant, sari zindagiye naqt, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de be
10:25Aja kam kar apni dekhaant, sari zindagiye naqt, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de bechh umar na gaati, chaankan de be
10:55Insulin kedi bumaari che lagdi hai?
10:57Haan
10:58Kida nahi yeh gala karda?
11:00Yeh woh jabe bakre nu mokh lag jaye na ji
11:02Oh pita hai moh, pita hai moh tera
11:04Main kya honu nahi lagdi, kitte honu na la le ho
11:07Teri gaali samajh nahi aundi
11:09Mokh la, ithi hi apni gal mokh la bete
11:12Oh mokh woh nahi lagdi
11:14Insulin sugar de patient nu lagdi hai
11:18Hunda gyi yeh insulin, chale daaste
11:20Insulin hunda gyi?
11:21Insulin ek jaher hai
11:23Haan
11:24Lao ji, yeh bandha lasan da
11:26Main tum daasne na, lasan da bandha lasan kotke
11:29Ode vichu ras kaat lende
11:31Lao ji, jee ka jee
11:32Main gyi waal haana fite muh karda aida
11:34Main karna bhi tera