Deep End -HD (1970)
Deep End -HD (1970)
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00:00:00I might die tonight
00:00:30I don't want to work away
00:00:42Doing just what they all say
00:00:45Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:00:49One day you'll have a job like mine
00:00:53Cause I know for sure
00:00:57Nobody should be that poor
00:01:00To say yes a single more
00:01:04Because you happen to say so, say so, you say so
00:01:09I don't want to work away
00:01:13Doing just what they all say
00:01:16Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:01:20One day you'll have a job like mine
00:01:22Cause I might die tonight
00:01:32Hello? Oh, Susan, um, come to my office, please. Right away.
00:01:37As you know, the job pays reasonably well, and if you work hard, who knows, you may end up behind this desk one day.
00:01:47Come in. Uh, this is, um, Nick.
00:01:54Michael.
00:01:55Oh, I'm sorry, Michael. He's new here. Tell him about his duties and, uh, well, he's to start at once.
00:02:02Turn that off. Now, uh, you get your wages every Saturday. Good luck, son.
00:02:07Thanks a lot, Gov.
00:02:08Uh, none of your Gov in this establishment. It's always Sir. Don't forget.
00:02:15Please, sir. Thank you, sir.
00:02:17All right.
00:02:24There's a storeroom there where you can leave bits and pieces, cashier's desk, down this corridor to the main baths.
00:02:30Men's on the left, women's on the right.
00:02:33That's my boxroom down the end there with the door open. You've got one on the left.
00:02:37Your first job?
00:02:38Yeah. I thought it would be all right.
00:02:43I only left school at Christmas.
00:02:46You'll be all right here. You can leave your coat there.
00:02:53I'll show you the pool.
00:02:58Come on.
00:02:59Hey, will I be allowed to swim here?
00:03:01Yeah, any time you want. Hey, hey!
00:03:05Come on, this way. I'll show you what to do. Keep going. It won't be so cold.
00:03:09I'll explain to you about the bath. Oh, that's the toilets there. Both those doors there.
00:03:14As I said, your boxroom on the left. And that's my section.
00:03:19Come here, handsome. You'll get yourself great tips, even better than mine.
00:03:23What do you mean?
00:03:24Uh, number four hasn't been done out. I'll show you what to do in here.
00:03:28Well, you know, old chap, ladies of a certain age tend to favour polite and obliging young boys. So do some gentlemen.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:37Well, first you...
00:03:38I'm not to wait on ladies, am I?
00:03:41We'll see.
00:03:43First, you scrub it out. I know some women will tip you ten bob for nothing, really. Just for imagining things.
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:52After some of them, this is quite a job.
00:03:56Then you lay out a clean towel, soap, a dry brush, a mat, a bathrobe and a sheet of...
00:04:04Can I help you do it?
00:04:05No, it's alright. And wipe the masterpieces off the wall.
00:04:10And don't believe everything you read, as the teacher said. When they're in here, they're all supermen.
00:04:15Right, can you remember all that?
00:04:16Um, towel. No, wash it. Towel. Bath mat. Bathrobe. Um, sheet.
00:04:28And?
00:04:29And masterpieces.
00:04:30Right.
00:04:31That's a bit rough, but it'll do.
00:04:33Right, we'll go and get you changed.
00:04:37You've got shorts and a t-shirt, and a white coat like mine.
00:04:41Here you are, your first customer.
00:04:43Oh, sir, please come in. Number five, I think, please, sir. Just down there. Hang on, I'll get a towel.
00:04:51Did you say number five? Number five? What's number five? What's the number got to do with it?
00:04:56No, sir. No, please, sir. Number five is down there. Um, yeah, number five. This is number two, please.
00:05:03Sir, come, come, come. Um, towel, sir, please. Towel. Soap, perhaps, sir. Soap. Soap. A bathrobe?
00:05:17Hello?
00:05:19Hold on, I'll see if she's here.
00:05:20Hello? Hold on, I'll see if she's here. Susan!
00:05:29I can't find her. Sorry.
00:05:31Yes?
00:05:32Oh, there you are. There was a call for you. Sorry.
00:05:40Who?
00:05:41A man, of course.
00:05:46Of course.
00:05:50Mike?
00:05:51Yeah?
00:05:52Um, Mike, be a dear. Look after my section for a bit, will you? I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes.
00:05:57There's a lot of people here.
00:05:58I know.
00:05:59I know.
00:06:00I know.
00:06:01I know.
00:06:02I know.
00:06:03I know.
00:06:04I know.
00:06:05I know.
00:06:06I know.
00:06:07I know.
00:06:08I know.
00:06:09I know.
00:06:10I know.
00:06:11I know.
00:06:12I know.
00:06:13I know.
00:06:14I know.
00:06:15I know.
00:06:16I know.
00:06:17I know.
00:06:18I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes. There's a customer I know in the waiting room. She's a decent sort.
00:06:23Put her in, uh, cubicle three.
00:06:25Yeah, but...
00:06:27Oh, you're not worried, are you?
00:06:29All right?
00:06:33Yeah, all right, Susan.
00:06:35And, uh, don't call her Gav.
00:06:48Uh, the girl attendant isn't here, madam, but I will show you to your cabin.
00:07:01Lovely.
00:07:02Uh, your cabin.
00:07:09You're new here, aren't you?
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:12You keen on football?
00:07:14Yes, madam.
00:07:16Uh, would you get me a shampoo for, uh, medium dry hair?
00:07:20You'll find it in the girl's box room.
00:07:45Come in.
00:07:57Oh, it's you, boy.
00:08:00Yes, uh, your shampoo, madam.
00:08:02Would you help me with this?
00:08:03Yes, ma'am.
00:08:04The buttons as well.
00:08:12Um, yes, madam.
00:08:15Careful, boy, you're so rough.
00:08:17Sorry, lady, madam.
00:08:19Um, will that be all?
00:08:21Uh, no, this is a bloody nuisance as well.
00:08:24You might as well undo it while you're here.
00:08:26Um, look, I was...
00:08:28No, I don't know how.
00:08:31All right, and you're so useless.
00:08:33Thank you, madam.
00:08:34Wait a minute.
00:08:35Here.
00:08:36Take this and get out.
00:08:38Oh, no, no, really, thank you.
00:08:40It's okay.
00:08:41Nothing, really.
00:08:42It was nothing.
00:08:43It's okay.
00:08:44It's okay.
00:08:45It's okay.
00:08:46It's okay.
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00:08:48It's okay.
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00:09:00It's okay.
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00:09:08It's okay.
00:09:09It's okay.
00:09:10It's okay.
00:09:11It's okay.
00:09:13Who will be the first in?
00:09:19Shoes off.
00:09:21Everybody!
00:09:42Spin!
00:09:51Your turn.
00:10:02Oh, my nose.
00:10:12Come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:10:37Have you a good time?
00:10:44Help!
00:10:45Help!
00:10:46Help!
00:10:47Help!
00:10:48Help!
00:10:49Help!
00:10:50Help!
00:10:51Help!
00:10:52Help!
00:10:53I'm going to faint.
00:10:54My finger water was too hot.
00:10:55It's all right, it's all right— 12 minutes, it'll soon pass.
00:10:56I can't breathe.
00:10:57Hey, hey, come on!
00:10:58If I could just rest.
00:10:59Look, I get to sleep.
00:11:00Wait, wait.
00:11:01Someone's in my room.
00:11:02Wait, wait.
00:11:03Wait!
00:11:04I won't go anywhere, I won't go anywhere.
00:11:05Come on, I've got your back.
00:11:06No, I won't go anywhere.
00:11:07I've got your back, Colleen.
00:11:08I've got your back.
00:11:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:11:10I've got your back.
00:11:11I'll put you down there.
00:11:12I've got your back.
00:11:13I just...
00:11:15What's going on?
00:11:17Look, I just...
00:11:19Wait!
00:11:21I just thought something really happened.
00:11:23I mean, it wouldn't look good, would it, if you weren't here with me?
00:11:25Just wait a little.
00:11:27It'll soon pass off.
00:11:33Are you keen on football?
00:11:35All the boys are, aren't they?
00:11:37Yes, Ma'am.
00:11:39One way or another.
00:11:41Dribble. Dribble.
00:11:43Shoot.
00:11:45Why can't you look into my eyes?
00:11:47Look, boy.
00:11:49Stop it.
00:11:51Stop staring at my tits.
00:11:53What position do you play in, boy?
00:11:55Where do you play?
00:11:57It doesn't matter. They're all the same now.
00:11:59They're all playing all over the pit.
00:12:01Pushing hard.
00:12:03Barking tight.
00:12:05Screaming the ball.
00:12:07Tackle. Tackle. Dribble.
00:12:09Shoot. Keep your eyes up.
00:12:11Boy, it isn't decent.
00:12:13Did you see Georgie Best
00:12:15score those six goals at Northampton?
00:12:17Six of them.
00:12:19The second one,
00:12:21when he got his head
00:12:23to it just a touch
00:12:25and it flew in.
00:12:27Or that other one,
00:12:29when he dribbled
00:12:31across the field.
00:12:33A dummy. Close dribble.
00:12:35Dribble.
00:12:37It's shot.
00:12:39No. No, he just
00:12:41pushed it in.
00:12:43Just glided in.
00:12:45Slowly.
00:12:47Just inside the post.
00:12:49Oh, no.
00:12:51You can't keep Georgie out.
00:12:53Oh, boy.
00:12:55Georgie
00:12:57Best.
00:13:03Get out.
00:13:05I don't need you anymore.
00:13:15Mike?
00:13:19Mike?
00:13:25Mike?
00:13:27What are you doing up there?
00:13:29Well, is it OK to be up here?
00:13:31Manager never comes up here.
00:13:33What is it?
00:13:35Oh, it's just some birds
00:13:37up here nesting. Really?
00:13:41Here, this is for you.
00:13:43Ten bob?
00:13:45From that fat beauty.
00:13:47How was it? All right?
00:13:49I don't want the money.
00:13:51Come on, don't be so childish. You keep it. I don't want it.
00:13:53You keep it. So I don't want it. Mike.
00:13:57I, er, helped out a bit here
00:13:59while you were busy with her.
00:14:01Thanks.
00:14:03Do you see what I mean?
00:14:05You can pick up quite a bit, really.
00:14:07You don't have to do anything for it.
00:14:11Just go along with the gag. That's all they want.
00:14:17Do you think we'd better go down?
00:14:19I'll, um...
00:14:23I'll pick him out
00:14:25and tell you when to swap.
00:14:27Shop!
00:14:29That sounds like my dad. Shop, Michael!
00:14:31That sounds like...
00:14:33Hey, let's have some service here.
00:14:39Could be my father.
00:14:43Mum! Dad!
00:14:45Hey, Mum, please, look, this is for gents only.
00:14:47You'll have to be so honest. Nice. What can we get?
00:14:49It's your mum's bath night, son.
00:14:51Mummy's boy.
00:14:53Ha-ha-ha!
00:14:57Better late than never, if you ask me, eh, son?
00:14:59Look, please, Mum, go in the woman's.
00:15:01You'll get the full treatment, OK?
00:15:03Have full treatment.
00:15:07How goes it, son?
00:15:09Oh, it goes all right.
00:15:15Sue, Sue!
00:15:17You know that woman you've got in there?
00:15:19It's your mum.
00:15:21So what?
00:15:23Well, it'd be nice to give her the treatment.
00:15:25It's too late.
00:15:27What?
00:15:29I had to put her in her place.
00:15:31But why?
00:15:33She deserves it.
00:15:35Sue, what are you saying?
00:15:37I told you, it's me mum.
00:15:39Your mum is a cow.
00:15:45Sue.
00:15:47Sue.
00:15:49Don't say things like that.
00:15:51It's not nice.
00:15:53She's a cow.
00:16:01Your mother's a silly old cow!
00:16:03Yes!
00:16:05She can't be. She's dead.
00:16:19It's too...
00:16:21I'm sorry.
00:16:27Goodnight.
00:16:29See you at home.
00:16:49Goodnight.
00:17:19Goodnight.
00:17:41Reading on duty?
00:17:49I'll see to things in your section.
00:17:51There's a lady waiting. Will you see to her?
00:17:53Oh, my mum left this for you.
00:17:59Did she?
00:18:01Go on, go on.
00:18:11I'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here,
00:18:13but I'll show you to your cabin, madam.
00:18:15Are you new here?
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:19But I don't like football.
00:18:21Can you fetch me a bottle of shampoo, please?
00:18:23Yep.
00:18:25Oh, that's no good.
00:18:27I need a medicated one.
00:18:29Well, it's no good, it's no good. What can I do?
00:18:47Um...
00:19:09Um, it...
00:19:11It's your medicated shampoo.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:17Sorry.
00:19:19Sir!
00:19:21My!
00:19:23It's good to see you again.
00:19:25How are you? I'm fine, sir.
00:19:27You like working here? It's fun, huh? Oh, it keeps me fit.
00:19:29Now I'm no longer in your class.
00:19:31Does it?
00:19:37Not bad.
00:19:41I expect I'll be running into you now and again.
00:19:43In winter, I take a bath here occasionally.
00:19:45See you around.
00:19:47Come on, get your clothes on.
00:19:49What are we all hanging about for, Pete?
00:19:51Mm, thanks.
00:19:53Where do you want it?
00:19:55Let's sit over here.
00:19:59Um, cheese and pickle, is that all right?
00:20:01Yeah, great.
00:20:03Here, look at this.
00:20:05Right.
00:20:07Don't you bleed now, open doors.
00:20:09Here, look at this lot.
00:20:11I feel like an organ grinder.
00:20:13Look at this, look.
00:20:15All right.
00:20:17Look at the old one up on the board there.
00:20:21I bet you can't do that, mate.
00:20:23I never tried.
00:20:25It's always the first time.
00:20:27Hey, that's her.
00:20:29That's the girl.
00:20:31Oh, to be a sandwich now that spring is here.
00:20:33Why don't you go and change in the men's room?
00:20:35You can't change out here.
00:20:37It's all right, she's seen it all before, hasn't she?
00:20:39You can't leave him like that.
00:20:41I mean, have you had her yet?
00:20:43Have you been up there?
00:20:45Got round there?
00:20:47She any good, is she?
00:20:49Give us it back.
00:20:51Don't get it.
00:20:53Get your bloody self.
00:20:55Come on.
00:20:57Push him.
00:20:59Get him.
00:21:01That's it.
00:21:03Hold him down.
00:21:05Get him down.
00:21:09Come on.
00:21:29Don't let him get away.
00:21:35Here you are.
00:21:37You know.
00:21:51No good.
00:21:53You see, it's the same every night in winter.
00:21:55It never starts on its own.
00:22:03One of these days I'm really going to give her one.
00:22:05What?
00:22:07That girl, Susan.
00:22:09Right, Mike.
00:22:11You jump in the driving seat and I'll push.
00:22:15Release the clutch very slowly.
00:22:17Once we're going at a bit of a lick.
00:22:21You know how many people have made her.
00:22:25Yes, sir, can I help you?
00:22:27It's all right, I've already talked to the manager.
00:22:29Oh, great, it's these.
00:22:31Did you read about these? Can I have one? Put them in my room.
00:22:33Yes, of course.
00:22:35Oh, fantastic. Do you see it in the paper?
00:22:37What does it say?
00:22:39It's that thing from the family planning association.
00:22:41The pregnant man. I think it's a good idea.
00:22:43Stupid.
00:22:45It gives you quite a shock, doesn't it?
00:22:47It's completely stupid.
00:22:49Why is it stupid?
00:22:51Because a man can never get pregnant.
00:22:53That's hardly the point. The point is it's a shock.
00:22:55It makes you look at it and then you think about perhaps I ought to think about...
00:22:57About what?
00:22:59How could a man ever be like that?
00:23:01Come here.
00:23:03You can see it's just a cushion.
00:23:05Shut up.
00:23:07Sit down.
00:23:09Put your feet up here.
00:23:11Put your feet up.
00:23:13Lie down.
00:23:15Just relax.
00:23:17Just relax.
00:23:21Lie down.
00:23:23There.
00:23:25See?
00:23:27Fantastic.
00:23:29Oh, wait, wait a minute.
00:23:31I've got a better...
00:23:33Hey, hey, hey.
00:23:35Stop it.
00:23:37I'll be arrested for defacing government property.
00:23:41Defacing.
00:23:47Lie down now.
00:23:51Oh, that's fantastic. That's great.
00:23:53Yeah, it's really good.
00:23:55Yeah, you'd be like anything.
00:23:57The baby's silly.
00:23:59It's very good.
00:24:01Stand up. Sit down here.
00:24:03Yeah, it's not bad.
00:24:07Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:09What?
00:24:11Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:21Mike?
00:24:23I...
00:24:25I can't be more careful than I am at the moment.
00:24:27What do you mean?
00:24:31Well, I just mean that I've...
00:24:33I've never...
00:24:35I've never...
00:24:37Never? Really?
00:24:39No.
00:24:41Why not? Did you want this?
00:24:43Yeah, yeah, of course I want it.
00:24:45But not like some of these people who are...
00:24:47Don't get embarrassed.
00:24:49You're all red now.
00:24:51No, I'm not.
00:24:53You are, obviously.
00:24:55I don't know why she'd be mad.
00:24:57Nothing to be mad about.
00:24:59You always go all silly when I talk about sex.
00:25:01I don't.
00:25:03You do.
00:25:05I don't.
00:25:07Would you fancy it with...
00:25:09Do you think it's...
00:25:11The cashier?
00:25:13Don't joke.
00:25:15I'm not joking.
00:25:17You'll have to stay late one night.
00:25:19I'll be a lonely,
00:25:21voluptuous figure
00:25:23standing waiting for you.
00:25:25Hmm?
00:25:27Don't joke about these things.
00:25:29I'm not joking.
00:25:31Give us a kiss.
00:25:33Give us a kiss.
00:25:35Eh?
00:25:37Mike?
00:25:49Mike?
00:26:11Um...
00:26:15You know what, Sue?
00:26:17I could...
00:26:19I could see you home tonight
00:26:21if you want me to.
00:26:25You know what?
00:26:29My fiancé's picking me up tonight.
00:26:43Nice weather for ducks,
00:26:45isn't it?
00:27:03Oh, I don't want to see this.
00:27:05Why not?
00:27:07Oh, it's silly. It's dirty.
00:27:09You're not going to have one of your moodies again, are you?
00:27:11Come on.
00:27:13Hmm.
00:27:19Two, uh, eight and sixes, please.
00:27:2117 shillings, sir.
00:27:25Oh, and, uh,
00:27:27a packet of those chocolate things.
00:27:29Treats.
00:27:31Thanks.
00:27:33Thank you, sir.
00:27:43Oh, there are surprises
00:27:45even in sexual life.
00:27:47According to my latest findings,
00:27:49a woman has
00:27:513,267
00:27:53erogenic zones.
00:27:55So...
00:28:07Good evening.
00:28:09There are many men
00:28:11Good evening.
00:28:13There are many misleading theories
00:28:15about the subject of women
00:28:17who are so-called frigid.
00:28:25Books have been filled on the subject.
00:28:27Many, many books.
00:28:29But these are pseudoscientific studies.
00:28:31Therefore,
00:28:33I have come to the conclusion
00:28:35that there are no frigid women.
00:28:37Hi, your necklace.
00:28:39It all depends on you
00:28:41when properly manipulating
00:28:43dear friends.
00:28:47Scientifically speaking,
00:28:51excited,
00:28:53fondled,
00:28:55you can prepare
00:28:57your sexual partner
00:28:59to the highest level
00:29:01of sexual satisfaction.
00:29:15Sir.
00:29:19What's up?
00:29:21This bloody bastard's touching me up.
00:29:23What?
00:29:27I'll get the manager.
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:35Sue. Sue, you know it's me.
00:29:37I'm a jerk.
00:30:07Sit down.
00:30:09Sit down.
00:30:11Yeah, that's him.
00:30:13Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself
00:30:15at your age.
00:30:17Shall I get the police?
00:30:19Do you want to charge him?
00:30:21Of course I want to charge him.
00:30:23We'll get the police.
00:30:25Go on then.
00:30:31Move out.
00:30:37You're making a bloody fuss, not me.
00:30:39What's the matter with you?
00:30:41For Christ's sake, bloody move up.
00:30:45Shut up, bloody dog.
00:30:49That's him.
00:30:51Come on, son.
00:30:53Come on, son, get moving.
00:30:59I hope everything's all right now.
00:31:01Yes, thank you.
00:31:07All right.
00:31:21What is
00:31:23the matter with you?
00:31:25For Christ's sake.
00:31:27So you see,
00:31:29a little love goes a long,
00:31:31long way.
00:31:33What
00:31:35exactly were you doing to her?
00:31:39I love her.
00:31:41You perverted little monster.
00:31:43I'm not a perverted
00:31:45little monster. Let's get that couple in.
00:31:47We can't press charges without their evidence.
00:31:49Get them in. All right.
00:31:53How old are you,
00:31:55son? Fifteen.
00:31:57Fifteen?
00:31:59Fifteen.
00:32:01Fifteen.
00:32:03Then you had no right to be here.
00:32:07This is an ex-film.
00:32:09They're not there. They've left.
00:32:11Are you sure?
00:32:13Yes, I'm sure.
00:32:15Well, then there's no charge.
00:32:17Wait a moment.
00:32:19Maybe there is.
00:32:23How old would you say this boy is?
00:32:25Well, about
00:32:27eighteen.
00:32:29How come you let him in? Fifteen.
00:32:31Fifteen? Yes.
00:32:33Performing manipulations of this kind at fifteen.
00:32:35But I was... He looks much older.
00:32:37Well, then,
00:32:39I'll have to talk to the cashier.
00:32:41She had no right to sell him
00:32:43the ticket.
00:32:45We'll know you if it happens again.
00:32:47We've got a note of your name
00:32:49and address, and you won't
00:32:51get off so easily next time. Go on.
00:32:53Buzz off.
00:32:59Now, then.
00:33:01Well, gentlemen,
00:33:03have a drink.
00:33:05Gin and tonic.
00:33:11I only mean that if you
00:33:13want me, you should understand others want me the same way.
00:33:15They like me, too.
00:33:17How can you compare me to him? He's just a kid.
00:33:19Scaring him is enough. A kid?
00:33:21Pulling you from behind like that? That's what you always try to do.
00:33:23Pull me? Look, why didn't you charge him
00:33:25in the cinema? You said you were going to charge him. We've got the manager.
00:33:27If you're worried, you can look after me. For the time being,
00:33:29just let me take care of things my own way, would you?
00:33:31Come on.
00:33:51Come on.
00:33:53What?
00:33:55You can't always be like this.
00:33:57Yeah. Oh, come on.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:21This man's trying to
00:34:23molest me. Oh, one of those again, eh?
00:34:25What? Just one moment, sir.
00:34:27Look, him again, this little bastard. Did he speak to you?
00:34:29He's trying to molest me. He's making indecent suggestions.
00:34:31He's trying to touch me.
00:34:33Look, this little bugger was sitting behind us in the cinema.
00:34:35All right for now, sir.
00:34:37Are you charging him, boy, with
00:34:39importuning?
00:34:41Huh? Look, he doesn't even know what it means. Yes, yes, I want to charge him.
00:34:43All right. Your name, sir, please.
00:34:45Look, I can explain this situation to you.
00:34:47Your name, sir, please.
00:34:49Is that what? Look, he's gone. Look.
00:34:51I'd still like your name. And what are you going to base
00:34:53the charge? What is it? Importuning, sir.
00:34:55Why are you always
00:34:57doing that? Well, I could use
00:34:59the extra bob. Anyway, I'm bored.
00:35:01Everything gets boring after a time.
00:35:03Your fiancé seems
00:35:05a good sort of chap.
00:35:09He's okay?
00:35:15He phoned me first thing this morning.
00:35:17Yeah? Yeah. He must have a few bob.
00:35:27When's the happy day?
00:35:29Not just yet.
00:35:31But I might decide
00:35:33tomorrow, as a matter of fact.
00:35:35Tomorrow? Why tomorrow?
00:35:37We're gonna
00:35:39buy the ring.
00:35:41Do you think I should
00:35:43have a diamond or a
00:35:45ruby or maybe a sapphire?
00:35:47Hmm?
00:35:53Afterwards, uh, we're gonna
00:35:55have something to eat somewhere, I expect.
00:35:57A little celebration.
00:35:59Then we're gonna go to Skoll.
00:36:01Skoll?
00:36:03What's Skoll?
00:36:05Mike, what are you doing?
00:36:07It's a nightclub. Mike,
00:36:09stop it. Stop wasting my cotton.
00:36:11Here, give it to me.
00:36:13It's all dirty.
00:36:15Look at you, Dan.
00:36:19Amanda,
00:36:21excuse me, could you please...
00:36:23It's not allowed in here. Could you go
00:36:25outside? This is for the
00:36:27attendant only, you know.
00:36:33Keep an eye on my section, would you, Mike?
00:36:53Hmm.
00:36:57Hmm.
00:37:23Hmm.
00:37:53Oh, my God!
00:37:59What's going on?
00:38:01Oh, my God!
00:38:03What's the problem? Who sounded the alarm?
00:38:05Where is it?
00:38:07Who sounded the alarm?
00:38:09Just a moment. Now, just a moment.
00:38:11Who did it?
00:38:19Ladies!
00:38:21Ladies, return to your section.
00:38:23You're not allowed to mix with the men.
00:38:31There is no fire. I know.
00:38:33I know. It was a false alarm.
00:38:35I apologize for any inconvenience
00:38:37caused. Return to your cubicles.
00:38:45Now then, don't think I don't
00:38:47know what's going on here.
00:38:49On punctuality,
00:38:51tea leaves thrown
00:38:53down the toilet,
00:38:55cigarette ends in the
00:38:57cubicles, and there was
00:38:59a dirty towel
00:39:01just lying in the main
00:39:03corridor on Tuesday afternoon.
00:39:05Just see
00:39:07it doesn't happen again.
00:39:13Help me! Stop it!
00:39:15Stop it!
00:39:17Help me! Stop it!
00:39:19What a monster goes on forever!
00:39:23She knows who has to clear this up.
00:39:25Keep in there. Out of the way.
00:39:48Good afternoon, son.
00:39:50I'd like to know where your
00:39:56toilet is.
00:40:00Toilet? Toilet.
00:40:02Yes, it's, um,
00:40:04you see the 123 on the left?
00:40:37My!
00:40:40Get out of my way!
00:40:43My!
00:40:47My!
00:41:03Stay out of my way. You're crazy.
00:41:05Hey!
00:41:07Sue, pack it! Sue, pack it up!
00:41:09Sue, pack
00:41:11Susan!
00:41:13Don't stop my bike!
00:41:15You've ruined my bike!
00:41:19Mike?
00:41:23There's a customer for you in my section.
00:41:25No, look, I told you, Sue.
00:41:27No more swapping. Oh, it's not.
00:41:29She asked you by name. She knows you.
00:41:31Kathy with Kathleen something on.
00:41:33Kathy? Your girlfriend.
00:41:37I haven't got one.
00:41:45Kathy?
00:41:51Kathy, where are you?
00:41:53I'm here, Mike.
00:42:03Don't be so shy, Mike.
00:42:05Come on in.
00:42:09What brings you here?
00:42:11The bar, of course.
00:42:13You've become quite famous, you know.
00:42:17No, really, the boys told me you were here.
00:42:19You had a fight over that girl,
00:42:21didn't you? Yep.
00:42:23She's not my girl. It's just that they were
00:42:25asking for it. I was just curious.
00:42:29You never phone anymore. What's the matter?
00:42:31Do you still want to...
00:42:35Look, Mike, it's all right now.
00:42:37Since you've left, things have happened. Kathy?
00:42:39It's all right now, Mike. It's all right now.
00:42:41Kathy, stop it.
00:42:43I don't know how to explain.
00:42:45It's not you.
00:42:47You're all right.
00:42:49It's just that,
00:42:51I don't know, all that old scene
00:42:53seems so strange now.
00:42:55As if it were someone else.
00:42:57Not me at all.
00:43:01I'm sorry, Kathy.
00:43:03Hey!
00:43:05Don't forget your tip!
00:43:09Let me take it, madam.
00:43:33I'm sorry.
00:44:03I'm sorry.
00:44:25You'd like some of this, wouldn't you?
00:44:27Susan, can't you see I'm busy?
00:44:29Of course, I'm very lucky not having a weight problem.
00:44:31Almost anything.
00:44:43You were very quiet this morning. What's wrong with you?
00:45:01Just sign.
00:45:31Okay.
00:46:01Excuse me.
00:46:15Excuse me a moment.
00:46:17Yes, I'll help you.
00:46:19Have you seen a couple come in?
00:46:21The girl's a redhead.
00:46:23Very good looking. You couldn't miss her.
00:46:25Oh, one went in about ten minutes ago.
00:46:27With a dark, balding gentleman.
00:46:29He's got a lot of hair.
00:46:31Sort of horse-faced.
00:46:33Oh, actually, there were two gentlemen.
00:46:35Good evening, sir.
00:46:37The other man may have been a bit horsey.
00:46:39I am.
00:46:41Oh, fine, thank you.
00:46:43That could be them.
00:46:45Yeah, I'll take a single.
00:46:47Are you a member, sir?
00:46:49A member? No.
00:46:51In that case, I'm afraid you can't go in, sir.
00:46:53Not unless you want to enroll and pay your membership fee.
00:46:55Well, how much is that?
00:46:57Twenty.
00:47:05Fill in this form, please.
00:47:13And I'm afraid there's another twelve and six
00:47:15for your first drink.
00:47:17Hello, darling.
00:47:19Good evening.
00:47:21Take this.
00:47:25Look, um,
00:47:27couldn't I go in without a drink,
00:47:29just this once?
00:47:31Oh, I'm afraid it's not possible under our rules.
00:47:33Do you still wish to join?
00:47:41Can I use your loo?
00:47:43Certainly. In there.
00:47:49Hello, Angie. How's your love life?
00:47:51Good evening, sir. Your loo. Thank you.
00:47:53Your fiancé. Not bad, eh?
00:47:57Here you go, then.
00:47:59I'll see you later.
00:48:15I'm terribly sorry.
00:48:17Good evening, madam.
00:48:19Sorry.
00:48:21Can I use your loo, please?
00:48:23I'm sorry.
00:48:25It's warmer inside, sir.
00:48:27I'll be back.
00:48:51How much is a hot dog?
00:48:53One and nine, sir.
00:48:55Yes, yes, all right.
00:48:57With mustard?
00:49:03One and nine, please, sir.
00:49:05Thank you very much.
00:49:07Thank you, sir.
00:49:37Live show, sir. On now.
00:49:39Only ten bob, she takes everything off.
00:49:41Film show, too, sir.
00:49:43You'll find it very educational.
00:49:45Hot dog, please.
00:49:47With mustard?
00:49:49Yes.
00:49:51One and nine, please.
00:49:53Thank you, sir.
00:49:57Live, continuous, strict thing.
00:49:59Show's on now.
00:50:01Eighteen lovely girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:03They're all beautiful, not a stitch on.
00:50:05All comes off here, everything's on show.
00:50:07They move, they dance, everything moves.
00:50:09It's a beautiful show.
00:50:11Good, clean show, lots of lovely virgins in here, sir.
00:50:13Every one hand picked by myself.
00:50:15Are you coming inside, sir?
00:50:17You're coming inside, you're going to see the show.
00:50:19Worth every penny you've got.
00:50:21Ten bob to get in, sir.
00:50:23What are you doing with that, sir?
00:50:25Put it down.
00:50:27Eighteen lovely girls, as naked as the day they were born.
00:50:29Only bigger and juicier.
00:50:31Nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:33Step inside, sir, the show's on now.
00:50:35Continuous show.
00:50:37Step right inside, sir, the show's on now.
00:50:39Where did you get this poster?
00:50:41Angelica, Continental, born in Manchester.
00:50:43Why don't you ask her for yourself if you're going to fool her?
00:50:45Very expensive girl.
00:50:47Step right inside, sir, the show's on now.
00:50:49Eighteen beautiful girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:53Thank you, sir.
00:50:55Eighteen lovely girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:57It's all on show in here, it all comes off in here.
00:50:59Not a stitch on.
00:51:01Continuous live striptease.
00:51:03Ten bob to get in, sir.
00:51:05Excuse me, sir.
00:51:07Are you coming inside, sir?
00:51:09The show's on now.
00:51:11Right, you're allowed, sir.
00:51:27Hold on.
00:51:33Sorry.
00:51:35Who is it?
00:51:37A customer.
00:51:39A customer, yes.
00:51:41Can I come in?
00:51:43Yeah, of course you can.
00:51:47I'll be busy now.
00:51:49Well, dear, what can I do for you?
00:51:51Could I stay for a while, please?
00:51:53Please do, welcome.
00:51:55Don't be shy.
00:51:57Could I wash my hands?
00:51:59Yeah, over there.
00:52:08You got a match?
00:52:13A match, yes.
00:52:15A match, yes.
00:52:37You're all trembling, why?
00:52:39Well, I've been...
00:52:41I've been running a lot.
00:52:43Have a drink, won't you?
00:52:45Thanks.
00:52:47Well, how much is it?
00:52:49Be my guest.
00:52:51Oh, thank you.
00:52:59Why don't you take a glass?
00:53:01Um, why make it dirty?
00:53:03Well, I...
00:53:05Hey, what do you do, boy?
00:53:07Are you at school?
00:53:09Um, no, I work.
00:53:11Where?
00:53:15Come on, sir, where is she? Where's Angelica?
00:53:17I'm a public bath's attendant.
00:53:19Nice job, is it?
00:53:21Well, it could, yeah, it could be worse.
00:53:23Pays well?
00:53:25Yes, quite well. I got my first ten quid today.
00:53:27Oh, today. Any tips?
00:53:31Um, yeah, ten bob.
00:53:33I got ten bob once.
00:53:35Ten bob? Well, you must have been a queer.
00:53:37Must have fancied you. Be careful, boy.
00:53:39No, really, it was nothing like that. It was a lady.
00:53:41A lady? What did you do for her?
00:53:43Nothing, really.
00:53:45I think she was a bit soft in the head.
00:53:47Kept on talking about football.
00:53:49Oh, we're probably in the same line.
00:53:51Football, huh?
00:53:53Are you a football fan?
00:53:57Yes, I am. Hang on. Come here.
00:53:59Let me show you something. Come.
00:54:01Look.
00:54:03You know him?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah, he's great.
00:54:07He plays for West Bromwich.
00:54:09Yes, well, uh...
00:54:11Um...
00:54:15I see you're not working, so I'll have to go.
00:54:17Well, what do you mean, not working?
00:54:19I've never needed work more.
00:54:21There's no insurance in this kind of business.
00:54:23Do you know how much I'm worth?
00:54:25No.
00:54:27I used to take five quid for a short time.
00:54:29It's two pounds ten now, of course.
00:54:35Close the door.
00:54:39Oh, it's Angelica.
00:54:41Do you fancy her as well?
00:54:43Do you know this girl? Do you know her?
00:54:45Well, it depends what you mean by know her.
00:54:47Yeah, but you know her name.
00:54:49What do you do with all your money, boy?
00:54:51I keep three pounds and give the rest to my mother,
00:54:53but do you know this girl?
00:54:55Seven pounds? Seven quid? You're mad.
00:54:57What do they need it for? They've no shame.
00:54:59Well, they feed me now, but this girl...
00:55:01No, they should. They've brought you into this world, haven't they?
00:55:03Pay now.
00:55:05They all want to have it free.
00:55:07So you've only got three quid left?
00:55:09You can't imagine the things we can do
00:55:11for three quid.
00:55:13Yes, but you said two and a half.
00:55:15Yes, two and a half, of course.
00:55:17Hey, let's not waste any more time.
00:55:19Where do you need her? There?
00:55:21You just want to see her when you do it.
00:55:23Is that it?
00:55:25It's easier for you, eh?
00:55:27No, stop it, please.
00:55:29Stop it. Look, I have to go now.
00:55:31You think you can just go and leave a girl
00:55:33in this state?
00:55:35I don't have to pay, do I?
00:55:37What do you think? You've had my time,
00:55:39my drink, my emotions. You've made me nervous.
00:55:43Look, come on, stop it. Give it to me.
00:55:45Give me the thing. Give it.
00:55:51Hey, you.
00:55:53Where's that girl? What have you done with her?
00:55:55Come on, where is she?
00:55:57Come on, give her...
00:55:59Where is she?
00:56:01Come on, you...
00:56:03Come on, I want her back.
00:56:05Hey, come back.
00:56:07Come back.
00:56:09Come on, come back.
00:56:11Come back, you two.
00:56:13Come on.
00:56:15Come back here.
00:56:23Can I help you, sir?
00:56:25Yes, did the young couple come out yet?
00:56:27No, I don't think so.
00:56:29But they were here. I think so.
00:56:43Excuse me, sir.
00:56:45Would you please read this book?
00:56:47It tells you about Christ.
00:56:49It tells you about Christ.
00:56:51...about the Lord Jesus Christ.
00:56:53There are two things you can be certain of
00:56:55in this life.
00:56:57One of them is the fact that the sun is going to rise
00:56:59tomorrow morning.
00:57:01The other is the fact that one day
00:57:03there's a coffin waiting for you.
00:57:05The Bible tells us there's no way out.
00:57:07Where did you get that?
00:57:09These men gave it to me.
00:57:11Oh, not that, the hot dog.
00:57:13Just here, look, I'll show you.
00:57:15Do you?
00:57:17They're nice, they're very good.
00:57:19I've got one, thanks.
00:57:21Here, look, hey, over here.
00:57:23Oh, they're lovely.
00:57:25Two more customers for you.
00:57:27Oh, I'm ever so hungry. I'm starving.
00:57:29Have one. What are they doing?
00:57:31Do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:33Do you know they're giving out? Do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:35Here, we're going to have a hot dog then.
00:57:37It smells super.
00:57:39Hey, go on.
00:57:41Three hot dogs, please. With mustard?
00:57:43Yes. Oh, please.
00:57:45Yeah.
00:57:49Don't laugh at them.
00:57:51Oh, thanks.
00:57:55Oh, thanks very much.
00:57:57Five and three, please, sir.
00:57:59Five and three.
00:58:01I don't have any jeans.
00:58:03You don't?
00:58:05Here.
00:58:07Shall we sing?
00:58:09Thank you, sir.
00:58:11Aren't you going to sing?
00:58:13Which way did you say Piccadilly was?
00:58:15Piccadilly, yes.
00:58:17It's just down there, you can't miss it.
00:58:21Oh, come on.
00:58:23Ready? Come on.
00:58:31Um, no, sorry.
00:58:33Because I've eaten too much.
00:58:35Yes, please, sir.
00:58:37Really, sorry, I mustn't.
00:58:39With my compliments, sir.
00:58:41Taxi!
00:58:43Yes, please, with pleasure, yes.
00:58:45Thank you very much.
00:58:47Seventy-three Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:49Leicester Square tube.
00:58:51Seventy-three Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:53Leicester Square tube.
00:58:55You know, we've only got the flat for tonight, haven't we?
00:58:57Look, we're almost married.
00:58:59Leicester Square tube.
00:59:01Seventy-three Cornwall Gardens.
00:59:03Sir?
00:59:05No, no, no, everything's happening, everything's coming.
00:59:07It's all on show.
00:59:09Eighteen fantastic girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:59:11Want to see the show, madam?
00:59:13It's a lovely show, madam.
00:59:15Come and see the show, madam, it's marvellous.
00:59:17Hey, hey, hey!
00:59:19Come back!
00:59:21Hey!
00:59:47FLOOR CREAKS
01:00:13Look, Sue, look at this.
01:00:15Mike!
01:00:17Where'd you get that? What is it?
01:00:19What is it? That's exactly what I'd like to ask you. What is it?
01:00:21What do you mean?
01:00:22I mean, it's you, isn't it?
01:00:24Oh, it does look like me, doesn't it?
01:00:26Well, it is you.
01:00:28All right.
01:00:30Is it you?
01:00:31What do you think?
01:00:32No, you're not like this, Sue.
01:00:34Like what?
01:00:35Like that.
01:00:36Look at it. Is it you?
01:00:37I'm much worse than that.
01:00:40It can't be you.
01:00:41Why?
01:00:42Because you're not like that.
01:00:44What am I supposed to be like?
01:00:46Well, look, let me sit down.
01:00:50It's you, isn't it?
01:00:51Well, you make up your own mind about that.
01:00:54If I were one of your...
01:00:55Yeah? What would you do?
01:00:56What would you do?
01:00:57Would you buy me a ring like that?
01:00:59How much do you think that'd cost?
01:01:00Look. Look at it.
01:01:01How much do you think that'd cost?
01:01:02Ten quid.
01:01:03Ten times that much.
01:01:04I'll buy it for you, Sue. I'll buy it for you.
01:01:06Don't be silly. I've already got it.
01:01:08Give it to me. Give me the ring.
01:01:09You're mad.
01:01:10Susan, sit down.
01:01:11You've got to tell me whether it's you or not.
01:01:13Sit down, Susan.
01:01:14I can't. I've just about had enough. Stop it.
01:01:19What do you think you're bloody staring at?
01:01:21Sit down and behave yourself.
01:01:22God, look at it. Look at it.
01:01:24Stupid.
01:01:27Just sit down, for God's sake.
01:01:34Give me my coat.
01:01:37I suppose you're going to see him now.
01:01:39After you got engaged to the other one, now you're going to see him.
01:01:41Well, you can't because he sleeps with his wife. It's no good.
01:01:43Then I'll just have to see him some other time, then, won't I?
01:01:46Has he seen the poster?
01:01:48Has he seen it?
01:01:49Has he seen it? Because I'll show it to him tomorrow at the races.
01:01:51I'll show him this.
01:01:53See what he thinks of you then.
01:01:59You're not going to the races, are you?
01:02:01Don't worry. I won't cause you any more trouble.
01:02:32You're not going to the races, are you?
01:02:34I'm not going to the races.
01:02:36I'm not going to the races.
01:02:38I'm not going to the races.
01:02:40I'm not going to the races.
01:02:42I'm not going to the races.
01:02:44I'm not going to the races.
01:02:46I'm not going to the races.
01:02:48I'm not going to the races.
01:02:50I'm not going to the races.
01:02:52I'm not going to the races.
01:02:54I'm not going to the races.
01:02:56I'm not going to the races.
01:02:58Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
01:03:07Get in line. Now steady.
01:03:10Hup, hup, hup, hup, keep a moving, left and right, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
01:03:15Come along. You'll soon be off.
01:03:18Now get in line, boys. Get in line.
01:03:25Hey you, get back in line.
01:03:27shoelace. On your marks, get set...
01:03:58Hey you! Push off! Go on!
01:04:07Come on.
01:04:10Come on.
01:04:27Come on!
01:04:41Come on!
01:04:50Come on!
01:04:58Get off the track! Get off!
01:05:03Only two more laps to go! Come on!
01:05:10Only two more laps! Come on!
01:05:27Come on!
01:05:57Come on!
01:06:20You little bastard! Come here!
01:06:24I'll get you for this, you little bastard! Who the hell do you think you are?
01:06:29Come here! I've just about had enough of you!
01:06:39My tooth!
01:06:40I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry, I was very angry.
01:06:45My tooth! You've knocked my tooth out!
01:06:47You shouldn't have done that to his car, you really shouldn't have.
01:06:49But you've knocked my tooth out!
01:06:50I've said I'm sorry.
01:06:51Give me a mirror. Give me a mirror.
01:06:53Oh my God.
01:06:56Oh no.
01:06:58Oh no!
01:07:00Not your bloody tooth! Look!
01:07:04Oh shit!
01:07:06It's not my tooth!
01:07:09You didn't spit it out, didn't you?
01:07:12You didn't swallow it?
01:07:13No.
01:07:14Oh God! Help me look for it!
01:07:18How big is it?
01:07:19How big is it? You saw it yesterday.
01:07:22Do you know how much that costs?
01:07:23Sue.
01:07:24Oh, he's going to be really pleased with this.
01:07:25Sue, it's no good.
01:07:26It's just great.
01:07:27Sue, it's no good. Stand up, Sue.
01:07:29It's stupid.
01:07:30Sue.
01:07:31Look, will you help me look for it, Mike?
01:07:32You're only turning it into the snow. Stand up.
01:07:34Oh Christ, yeah.
01:07:35Stay where you are. Don't move.
01:07:38Oh God, this is impossible.
01:07:40Don't move.
01:07:42Oh, it's so stupid.
01:07:43Stay in the circle. Stay in the circle, Sue.
01:07:46Anywhere.
01:07:49Now, don't move. I'll be back in a minute.
01:07:51But Mike.
01:07:55Oh God.
01:08:16Get out. Piss off.
01:08:17Piss off.
01:08:19Christ, what's that bloody dog doing there?
01:08:21Oh, he's trying to...
01:08:24Go on.
01:08:26What's the noise for?
01:08:27Oh, yes.
01:08:29Well, then what?
01:08:30Leave it to me. I know what I'm doing.
01:08:31No, I just help you do. I just help you do for your sake.
01:08:33Don't move around, Sue.
01:08:35I'm not.
01:08:37I keep thinking I see it.
01:08:39Look, I'll make a path.
01:08:41It could be anywhere.
01:08:43Oh God, it could even be on these.
01:08:45Now, walk in the path.
01:08:46Right. Now, come out.
01:08:50Hooray!
01:08:53Hooray!
01:08:56Hooray!
01:09:07Last little bit.
01:09:13Right, good.
01:09:14I don't think we missed any.
01:09:16I hope not.
01:09:17You didn't swallow it, did you?
01:09:18No, I didn't swallow it. Here, take this.
01:09:19Can you manage?
01:09:21Yeah, come on.
01:09:23Where are we taking it?
01:09:24To the baths, of course. Go on.
01:09:49Go on.
01:10:05It's empty.
01:10:06Yeah, I know.
01:10:07I forgot they've emptied it out for the weekend.
01:10:09But it's okay. We can still use the bath.
01:10:10No, I think everything's locked up.
01:10:13Well, look, I'll have a look in the manager's office.
01:10:15That must be open.
01:10:18Hey, Sue, look what I've found!
01:10:48Where are we going to plug it in?
01:10:49There's nowhere here, I don't think.
01:10:50Hang on, I'll just try these lights.
01:10:52What are you going to do with it anyway?
01:10:55You'll see, watch.
01:11:13I'm going to switch them off.
01:11:37There we go.
01:11:57Right, this will be fixed.
01:12:21Switch on the light.
01:12:32All right, now come and help me.
01:12:35Did you lose any on the way down here?
01:12:37Yeah, I picked it up again.
01:12:42Right, now we can start bunging it in the kettle.
01:12:44Give us it.
01:12:48Right, put some in there.
01:12:51Look, mind out, look, if you can't do it properly, I'll do it by myself.
01:12:57Oh, Mike, do you think we'll ever find it? It's going to take hours doing it like this.
01:12:59Don't worry, we'll find it sooner or later.
01:13:00Will we?
01:13:08Oh, Christ, I'm hungry.
01:13:25Right.
01:13:29Look, we'll try it down here, quick.
01:13:31What are you going to do?
01:13:32Pour it down here.
01:13:34Won't it go right down the grating?
01:13:36No, it should be all right, this will stop it.
01:13:37Are you sure?
01:13:38Yeah.
01:13:39Right, now pour it here and it ought to trickle out down there.
01:13:41If you see the diamond, don't touch it because it'll be hot.
01:13:43Wait a minute, I've got a much better idea.
01:13:44What?
01:13:45This is a much better idea.
01:13:46What?
01:13:47Hang on a minute.
01:13:50Oh, Mike, don't be silly.
01:13:51There's no time to get embarrassed.
01:13:54Look, strain it through these.
01:13:56Through that?
01:13:57Yeah, come on.
01:13:58You'll ruin your tights.
01:13:59It doesn't matter, come on.
01:14:02That diamond's worth 1,200 pairs of tights.
01:14:04Come on, you pour it through.
01:14:05It's not that valuable.
01:14:06It is, I told you.
01:14:07All right, ready?
01:14:08Christ, what do you think all this is for?
01:14:09Okay, hold it then.
01:14:10All right, get on with it, for God's sake.
01:14:12Don't let it dribble down.
01:14:13I'm holding it, aren't I?
01:14:14Okay.
01:14:16I'm only doing my best.
01:14:17I know, I know, come on.
01:14:20Don't burn me.
01:14:22Keep your fingers back, keep...
01:14:24What's that?
01:14:25Wait a minute.
01:14:27No, it's not.
01:14:34Keep looking for it.
01:14:35Right.
01:14:36Mike, keep looking for it.
01:14:38Keep quiet.
01:14:40For God's sake.
01:14:42Go round it.
01:14:45Keep quiet, keep quiet.
01:14:47It's all right, it'll go away.
01:14:49Shh.
01:14:53All right, all right.
01:14:55All right, let's give it a minute.
01:14:57Take it up there and put some more snow.
01:15:03Sue, are you there?
01:15:11What the hell are you doing there?
01:15:14I was knocking at the door, didn't you hear me?
01:15:17Why didn't you answer me?
01:15:20I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
01:15:22What have you done to my car?
01:15:23You punctured two tires.
01:15:25I can't even remember when I punctured one.
01:15:28Give me the key.
01:15:32Give me my cap.
01:15:35Give me the keys.
01:15:37I'm awfully sorry.
01:15:38Give me the cap, come on.
01:15:39I'm awfully sorry, I don't know where they are.
01:15:41Have you got a spare set?
01:15:43But I gave them to you.
01:15:44I've said I'm sorry, I don't know what I've done with them, that's all.
01:15:47Come on, give me the cap.
01:15:50Oh, your bloody cap.
01:15:54Right, now listen.
01:15:56Take your coat and your bag and come here.
01:16:06Serves me right, mixing with stupid kids.
01:16:11Hurry up.
01:16:16Hurry up.
01:16:18Come on, come on, get a move on.
01:16:20No, I won't.
01:16:23Susan, what's wrong with you?
01:16:24You're ordering me about, that's all.
01:16:27But I must have my key.
01:16:29Have you got a spare set of keys or haven't you?
01:16:31Yes, I've got a set.
01:16:32Where are they?
01:16:33They're at home.
01:16:34I can't go home and ask my wife for the keys.
01:16:36Not this time and that.
01:16:37I can't go out again.
01:16:38Well, that's your problem, isn't it?
01:16:39If you've got a spare set of keys, you're all right, so you can piss off.
01:16:41Piss off?
01:16:43After all that I've done for you?
01:16:45Piss off?
01:16:47After what?
01:16:48After what you've done for me?
01:16:51After what?
01:16:52What?
01:16:53After what you've done for me?
01:16:54You spoil everything.
01:16:56Everything.
01:16:57Why the hell you had to be the first.
01:16:59I'll tell you why.
01:17:00Because you had to be the first with everyone, don't you?
01:17:02You couldn't bear to be second.
01:17:03Then they'd have something to compare you to.
01:17:05Then they'd see how bloody hopeless you are.
01:17:08That's why you're so kinky for schoolgirls.
01:17:11They don't know any better, do they?
01:17:13Poor little things.
01:17:14They think you're really quite good, don't they?
01:17:15They think it's quite exciting.
01:17:17The way you grope and push and you're so bloody hopeless.
01:17:21You make me sick.
01:17:22What do you think you've ever done for anyone?
01:17:24You're pathetic.
01:17:25You're pathetic.
01:17:28How you ever make it with your wife, I don't know.
01:17:30If you ever do.
01:17:32What about those children?
01:17:33You sure they're yours?
01:17:35Piss off.
01:17:36Piss off.
01:17:45Bastard.
01:17:47Puff.
01:17:49Susan, this is the end.
01:17:52Fuck.
01:17:55What are you undoing that one for?
01:17:56We've got all this to do yet.
01:17:57Well, I thought we could do this one.
01:17:59Oh, come on. Let's do one at a time, for God's sake.
01:18:02All right.
01:18:03Annoying.
01:18:05I'm sick of being ordered about.
01:18:08Oh, God, I'm dropping bits now.
01:18:09All right, that's enough.
01:18:11Come on, let's turn it on and get this melted.
01:18:15Bring those down with you.
01:18:16Hey, what if you have swallowed it?
01:18:18I told you so. I haven't swallowed it.
01:18:19You sure?
01:18:20Yeah.
01:18:22God, I'm so hungry.
01:18:23I'm not.
01:18:25Come on.
01:18:31This is going to take hours, isn't it?
01:18:35I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'm going to be late.
01:18:39I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'll be late.
01:18:52Chris?
01:18:53Hello, darling, it's me.
01:18:54I'm going to be a bit late.
01:18:55There's been an accident here at the baths.
01:18:58Oh, it's nothing serious. It's a burst pipe.
01:19:01Well, how do you expect me to feel? I'm furious.
01:19:04Because I live near here and the manager's away.
01:19:07What? I have to stay till they finish?
01:19:10Would you believe me?
01:19:14Well, that's great, that's great.
01:19:15That's all I needed to hear.
01:19:16I expected a bit of sympathy, but...
01:19:18I'm ringing from the manager's office.
01:19:19You can ring me back and check if you don't believe me.
01:19:225-2... Yeah, you know the number.
01:19:25Right.
01:19:26No, I'm not saying I'll definitely be late.
01:19:27I just might be.
01:19:29There's four of them hard at work.
01:19:31You can hear, listen.
01:19:39Mike, what are you doing?
01:19:40I wasn't on the phone long.
01:19:42Couldn't you work without me?
01:19:44I'm sorry.
01:19:45I wasn't on the phone long.
01:19:47Couldn't you work without me?
01:19:49Mike, what is it? You ill?
01:19:51Oh, Mike, come on, let's get on with it.
01:19:54I know you're tired, but come on.
01:19:57Mike, what's the matter?
01:19:59What are you doing?
01:20:03Did you find it?
01:20:05Mike, did you find it?
01:20:07Where is it?
01:20:09Oh, Mike, come on, don't mess about.
01:20:10You've found it, haven't you?
01:20:11Where is it?
01:20:13Mike, where is it?
01:20:16Give it to me.
01:20:20Come on, give it to me.
01:20:22Where is it?
01:20:30Don't swallow it.
01:20:31Give it to me.
01:20:32Give it to me now, Mike.
01:20:33Come on.
01:20:34Don't swallow...
01:20:45Give it to me.
01:21:15Give it to me.
01:21:45Give it to me.
01:22:15Give it to me.
01:22:46It's all right, Mike.
01:22:48It's all right.
01:22:59Oh, mummy.
01:23:06Chris?
01:23:08Hello, darling.
01:23:09Guess what? They've just finished.
01:23:11Yes, I won't be long.
01:23:12I've just got to get dressed now.
01:23:15I've got to put my coat on.
01:23:17Yeah.
01:23:19Me too.
01:23:21Very much.
01:23:42Sue, please.
01:23:44Please don't go, Sue.
01:23:47Please, Sue, I...
01:23:48It's all right.
01:23:50Please, Sue, I just want to talk to you about it.
01:23:53No, Mike, I've got to go, honestly.
01:23:55Look, Sue.
01:23:57You can't just change like that after being like that
01:24:00and then just go like that.
01:24:07I know.
01:24:09It's not fair.
01:24:10being like that, and then just go like that.
01:24:12Mike, take it easy.
01:24:13Sue, please, just stay and talk to me about it.
01:24:28Mike, just leave it.
01:24:29I'm going home.
01:24:30Just stay a little while, Sue.
01:24:31You can't stop going on about it, Mike.
01:24:33Susan, I know what you did do.
01:24:34Susan, I just want you to stay good.
01:24:36Let's go.
01:24:37Everything's going to get wet, Mike.
01:24:40Come on, let's get dressed and have a talk about it.
01:24:42It is wet.
01:24:43Yes, it is.
01:24:44Come on, give me back my towel.
01:24:45Give it to me.
01:24:46You don't have any time to me.
01:24:47Stay here and explain to me.
01:24:49Mike, come on.
01:24:50Just tell me what you've done, Sue.
01:24:51That's what I want to know, too.
01:24:52Susan, come on.
01:24:53Sue, just give it to me.
01:24:55Give it back.
01:24:56Susan, that's what I want to know.
01:24:57Give it to me.
01:24:58No, no, no.
01:24:59Is it different with the teacher, Sue?
01:25:01What about, Sue?
01:25:02What about your teacher, Sue?
01:25:03Tell me, Sue.
01:25:04You've got to tell me what you've done.
01:25:06Give it to me.
01:25:08No, no, no.
01:25:09Give it back.
01:25:10Don't.
01:25:11Mike, Mike.
01:25:12Hey, hey, hey!
01:25:13Mike!
01:25:14Go, go, go, go.
01:25:16Go.
01:25:17Wheeze.
01:25:18Go!
01:25:19Go!
01:25:20Go!
01:25:21Go!
01:25:22Go!
01:25:23Go!
01:25:24Go!
01:25:25Go!
01:25:26Go!
01:25:27Go!
01:25:28Go!
01:25:29Go!
01:25:30Go!
01:25:31Go!
01:25:32Go!
01:25:33Go!
01:25:34Go!
01:25:35Go!
01:25:36Go!
01:25:37Go!
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