Alif Noon Recruiting Main Pakistani Comedy Drama 9
Alif Noon Recruiting Main Pakistani Comedy Drama 9
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00:00Tamaham zarurat ke kalam dekh daale, lekin meri kisio ko koi zarurat nahi hai.
00:25Is duniya ko, is kainat ko, meri koi zarurat nahi hai.
00:29My life is useless and futile.
00:31What's the use of such a life?
00:33What's the use of such a life if it can't be of any use to anyone?
00:36What right does that lamp have to burn if there's no oil in it?
00:38To be or not to be?
00:44Excuse me, if you don't mind, may I sit with you?
00:47Of course.
00:52What's the matter?
00:53Why are you so disappointed with your life?
00:56I've seen such disappointment on the faces of animals,
00:58but I've never seen such disappointment on the faces of humans.
01:01Is this life?
01:02Why?
01:03This is a useless and futile life.
01:05I have no future, no path, no light, nothing, nothing.
01:10No, no, no, no.
01:11You shouldn't think like that, brother.
01:14This world is a very big place, and there's a lot of room in it.
01:18I find death easier than this life.
01:21No, no, you don't sound like that.
01:23This world needs you.
01:26This world?
01:27Of course.
01:28What have I got in this world other than a few holes?
01:30There's a reason for that.
01:31You haven't met me.
01:32I've also seen the same dream that every young man sees after graduating from university.
01:38But now, all those dreams have been shattered.
01:42You're thinking wrong, brother.
01:44It's possible that right now, somewhere far away,
01:48some beautiful, happy future is waiting for you.
01:52Where?
01:53In Dubai, in Sharjah, in Abu Dhabi, in Qatar, in Libya.
01:56It's a big, big place.
01:58Where young men like you, who are helpless and tired of the situation,
02:02have found a way, and have reached there and taken a new breath of happiness,
02:06and have found a new life.
02:08But how can I go there?
02:10Just like the other lakhs of brothers who left here,
02:13because they were tired of poverty.
02:15Yes.
02:16And today, they're coming back,
02:18driving long, long cars,
02:20marrying the daughters of high-class families,
02:24and buying land and property.
02:26But I don't even have a passport.
02:27Of course, you don't.
02:29I thought of it as a useless burden,
02:32and ended it.
02:33I didn't understand.
02:35Allen & Nanna Unlimited has ended all these difficulties.
02:41Our chief, that is, Mr. Nanna, managing proprietor,
02:44Allen & Nanna Unlimited,
02:47will guide you in every direction.
02:49They have smuggled lakhs, crores of people from here to other countries.
02:56You were one of them.
02:57Yes.
02:59What did you write? Speak in, please.
03:01Sir, you haven't told me anything yet.
03:03So, whose fault is it? Mine or yours?
03:06Yes, sir.
03:07Look, I wanted to tell you since many days, Miss...
03:10Ghazala.
03:11Yes, I wanted to tell you since many days,
03:13but I didn't have the courage in front of Allen.
03:16Isn't it possible that I should start from your side?
03:21I didn't understand.
03:22When will you understand?
03:23It's been eight days since you came to this office.
03:25In eight days, people understand each other.
03:28Sir, what are you saying today?
03:30I'm saying this today.
03:31Look, the things I can't say in front of Allen,
03:34and I've been holding them in my heart for eight days,
03:37I want to say them in front of you.
03:38But, Allen...
03:39Sir, Mr. Allen has come.
03:41Shoot Allen, and you laugh.
03:43Allen has come.
03:44He's a very bad man.
03:46He had only one chance in life, and he also lost it.
03:49All right. All right.
03:52I am very, very sorry.
03:55An extremely wrong number.
03:58To the steamer boat launch,
04:01and Atlantic Ocean, and big, big fish, and kachukumas.
04:05And you know, it is very important...
04:12What are you saying?
04:14You idiot, can't you hear that I'm speaking English?
04:16Stop your English, man.
04:18Why, why, why?
04:19I've brought a rooster.
04:20You've brought a rooster?
04:21And you've brought naan, too.
04:23It's not a rooster to eat.
04:24So, have you brought a rooster to fart?
04:27Oh, I see.
04:28I see.
04:29There's a lot of dirt on it.
04:30Don't worry.
04:31Leave it.
04:32Leave it inside.
04:33Leave it.
04:37Please come in.
04:42He's a bit sick.
04:44Don't mind him.
04:45Please.
04:46See?
04:50Sir?
04:52Sir?
04:53Yes?
04:55Meet him.
04:56This young man was very upset,
04:58and he was thinking of committing suicide.
05:00Very good.
05:01Very good.
05:02I'll get it done.
05:03What else do I have to do?
05:04I've got hundreds of young men to do the same thing.
05:07They've become hopeless.
05:08What's your name?
05:09Allah.
05:10Yes.
05:13Yes, actually, the thing is,
05:16you've sent a lot of people out and made their lives.
05:19So, you're right.
05:20That's what he meant.
05:21Don't worry.
05:22Don't worry-able.
05:24Don't worry-able, Mr. Young Man.
05:26We'll do the same thing to you that we did to the others.
05:30You understood?
05:31Whatever you do, we'll do better.
05:33Oh, my God!
05:35Oh, my God!
05:38After hearing this, I've lost my mind.
05:41Whoever I meet says,
05:43Send me out.
05:44I don't want to stay here.
05:45Now, you can guess how many people I'll send out.
05:48How many people are to be out?
05:51Yes.
05:52Sir, this is a very special case, sir.
05:54I'm requesting, sir, personally.
05:56Oh, shut up!
05:58You know I don't listen to anyone's advice.
06:01Make him understand.
06:02Make him understand that going from one country to another
06:05just to earn as much money as possible is useless.
06:09Our country is our country.
06:11And love your people, your people, your people.
06:14And love your country.
06:16Love affair!
06:17But, sir, I'm requesting you for the last time.
06:21Please.
06:23Sir, please.
06:25Oh, my God!
06:27All right, Alan.
06:28I'm listening to you for the last time.
06:31I won't listen to him anymore.
06:34Thank you, sir.
06:35Thank you very much, sir.
06:36Here, take out Rs. 2,500.
06:38Rs. 2,500?
06:39Yes, Rs. 2,500.
06:40I've never had a single rupee in my life.
06:42What?
06:43So how much will it cost?
06:45Do you have cash with you right now?
06:47I must have some.
06:48Rs. 40.
06:49Cool.
06:50All right, then.
06:51We'll have breakfast at some lady's in a big hotel.
06:53Sir, do you know that your lunch is at the club with Mr. Supariwala?
06:57No, no, Alan.
06:58I won't have lunch with Mr. Supariwala.
07:00I'm telling you clearly.
07:01Sir, Mr. Supariwala is coming from Karachi.
07:03Oh, I see.
07:04So he's giving you lunch at the club.
07:06Oh, I see.
07:07All right, then.
07:08Why didn't you tell me before?
07:09You're troubling me.
07:10Yes, sir.
07:11Do you have anything else?
07:12Cash?
07:13No, sir.
07:14Other than that...
07:15Come, sir.
07:16Come to the sofa.
07:17Go to the sofa and lie down.
07:18All right.
07:20Yes.
07:21Sit down.
07:22Yes.
07:23What's this?
07:24Briefcase?
07:25Is it yours?
07:26Yes.
07:27You gave me Rs. 40 in cash.
07:28Yes.
07:29This will sell for Rs. 200.
07:30This will be Rs. 240.
07:31Rs. 240.
07:32Show me this watch.
07:33Yes.
07:34Take it off.
07:35Rs. 240.
07:36Rs. 240.
07:37And this, sir...
07:38May God bless you.
07:39It will sell for Rs. 200.
07:40Rs. 440.
07:41All right?
07:42Rs. 440.
07:43Yes.
07:44Rs. 440.
07:45What's this?
07:46This is a ring.
07:47It's a ring.
07:48Is it gold?
07:49Yes, it's gold.
07:50All right.
07:51Rs. 440.
07:52And this...
07:53This will sell for Rs. 200.
07:54All right?
07:55Yes.
07:56Please tighten the belt.
07:57He'll take off your trousers and shirt later.
07:59This will sell for Rs. 640.
08:01Rs. 640.
08:02Yes.
08:03What's this?
08:04Pen?
08:05Yes.
08:06Give it to me.
08:07This will sell for Rs. 10.
08:08Rs. 640 and Rs. 10.
08:09This will sell for Rs. 650.
08:10Now, what did I leave on your body other than your clothes?
08:14Glasses.
08:15This thing.
08:16Rs. 650.
08:17And this...
08:18Oh, God.
08:19It's a golden frame.
08:20This will sell for Rs. 200.
08:21So, this will sell for Rs. 850.
08:22All right.
08:23With the remaining amount, on the 12th, at 8.30 pm...
08:24Yes.
08:25...go to the same hotel in Lee Market.
08:26Lee Market.
08:27Go to the same hotel in Lee Market.
08:28Yes.
08:29All right?
08:30All right.
08:31All right.
08:32All right.
08:33All right.
08:34Okay.
08:35Salute to Allah.
08:36Say to Allah that...
08:37Salute to Allah.
08:38Say also this...
08:39May Allah be with you...
08:40The same hotel in Lee Market, where you had met.
08:41Yes.
08:42Yes.
08:43All right?
08:44Okay.
08:45Your truck will be in place and you would get in that car with the other passengers.
08:46And we would take you from there and place you below the sea at the esteemer lounge.
08:47Yes.
08:48May Allah bless you.
08:49May Allah bless you.
08:50Guess that.
08:51Okay?
08:52Yes.
08:53Okay.
08:54Great.
08:55Oh?
08:56What is it?
08:57Do you have eyeè·›?
08:58Can't you see?
08:59Oh!
09:00Did Allah take off these glasses?
09:01Secretary!
09:02If you don't see anything, don't worry about it.
09:07You just keep seeing things. Everything is fine.
09:10Do you understand?
09:11Yes, yes.
09:12Now, I'll take you outside.
09:13This scoundrel has taken everything from me.
09:16It's not enough, let me give him a few pieces too.
09:20He's sitting there like a manager.
09:24What?
09:25If he misuses everything, he won't give me anything.
09:28Here, I've distributed the food.
09:33My pleasure.
09:34It's alright.
09:40Hey, Alan.
09:41My world has changed.
09:43What?
09:44Hey, look there.
09:45What?
09:46A beautiful, fair maiden is coming.
09:48Maiden?
09:49Maiden is coming.
09:50Greetings.
09:51Greetings.
09:52Greetings.
09:53How are you, madam?
09:54You've put up a very nice board outside.
09:56I liked it a lot.
09:57So, why don't you speak in your own voice?
10:00Why do you feel shy?
10:01Why are you speaking in a man's voice?
10:03I'm a man, that's why I'm speaking in a man's voice.
10:05How did you become a man?
10:07Why?
10:08Since when?
10:09When did this happen?
10:10Sit here and tell me this sad story.
10:13For God's sake, take off your glasses.
10:15There's no respect left between a man and a woman.
10:18Alan, I can't see anything now.
10:21You'll start seeing things gradually.
10:24Yes, sir.
10:25You've put up a very interesting board.
10:28If you want, you can fulfill your wishes.
10:31Yes, your lap can also be green.
10:33How?
10:34If you put coriander in your lap.
10:37Okay, stop talking nonsense.
10:38Spring can also come in your solitude.
10:41Who is this spring?
10:42I mean, solitude.
10:43Okay, okay.
10:44Sir, I'm sitting here because I've put up a board...
10:47...so that I can fulfill your long-awaited wish.
10:51It's obvious that you'll have only one last wish at this age.
10:55If you die with dignity...
10:57...then God willing, we'll get this done on our commission.
11:01No, sir.
11:02What's the age?
11:03What have I seen in this world?
11:05Is there anything left to see?
11:07No, sir.
11:08I thought you had some other kind of work.
11:11Oh, yes.
11:12That also happens.
11:14We also smuggle people with charts and fumes.
11:16No, no.
11:17I thought it was a wedding office.
11:21Wedding office is fine.
11:22What do you mean by wedding office?
11:24Did you talk about ruined dreams?
11:27Yes, I did.
11:28But I didn't talk about destroying someone's house.
11:30No, sir.
11:31I just...
11:32I just came here to settle down.
11:34What?
11:35God willing...
11:37...since Ahilya fell in love with Allah...
11:40You must also want to get married.
11:41No.
11:42No?
11:43For God's sake, he's a heartbroken man.
11:45Don't break his heart anymore.
11:47There's no support in this old age.
11:49Oh, no.
11:50He's a poor widow.
11:51How can poor people be widows?
11:53They can be widows.
11:54They can be widows.
11:55They can't be widows themselves.
11:56Really?
11:57They'll have no children.
11:58No, no.
11:59I have eight children.
12:00All of them are young.
12:01All of them are in their own homes.
12:02Really?
12:03Then whose house are you in?
12:04Khair's.
12:05No, I'm alone.
12:07I thought I'd have a good life...
12:10...if I could find a good companion.
12:14Why a good companion?
12:16Why not a good companion?
12:18Sir, you're absolutely right.
12:21But you know that in this country...
12:24...you can't find a wife or a servant.
12:26No.
12:27So people are going abroad for this.
12:29Okay.
12:30Yes.
12:31Why don't you try?
12:32You're forcing me.
12:33I'll go.
12:34What are you thinking?
12:35We're going on a trip.
12:36Our streamer launch is on the 12th.
12:39Yes.
12:40You can take a seat in it.
12:42Yes.
12:43You'll be there.
12:44It'll be fun.
12:46Whether you're there or not, it'll be fun.
12:48And it won't cost much.
12:50It'll cost Rs. 2,500.
12:52Absolutely.
12:53I don't have Rs. 2,500 right now.
12:55You don't have Rs. 2,500 right now?
12:57This is the last seat.
12:59It'll be booked for next year.
13:00It'll be booked for next year.
13:03Should I write a cheque?
13:04Yes, write a cheque.
13:06Okay.
13:07This is Rs. 2,500.
13:10Sign it.
13:11It'll be enough.
13:12No, I'll write it here.
13:13Okay, thank you.
13:14Here.
13:15Here?
13:16Yes.
13:17Okay.
13:19Okay, you do this.
13:21Hello.
13:22On the 12th.
13:23I'll go there.
13:2412 o'clock.
13:25Yes, 12 o'clock.
13:26This is the door.
13:27I'll go there.
13:28Outside.
13:31Take this.
13:32Thank you, sir.
13:33I'll go for a walk.
13:34Maybe the bank is open.
13:35Listen to me.
13:36Listen to me.
13:37Listen to me.
13:38You don't have to take me for a walk.
13:39Why?
13:40Look, whatever you want to eat.
13:41Yes.
13:42Order it here.
13:43And sit comfortably and eat.
13:44I won't say anything to you.
13:45I'll just look at you.
13:46And say a few words to you.
13:47All you think about is that whenever I go out, I go to eat.
13:51I'm going.
13:52First I'll go to the bank.
13:53Yes.
13:54I'll get this cheque cashed.
13:55Okay.
13:56After that, I'll go to Lee Market.
13:57I'll sit in a hotel there.
13:58I'll surround those people who come from all corners of the country and gather there
14:02so that I can send them out.
14:03Okay.
14:04Try to understand.
14:05I understand.
14:06I understand everything.
14:07I'm not stupid.
14:08I'm not crazy.
14:09I know you.
14:10I've said it once.
14:11Leave my life.
14:12Is this what it looks like to go out?
14:15Look, I don't have a lot of money.
14:18Then who told you to go out?
14:20What's the problem here?
14:22Look, dear.
14:23An ordinary laborer takes 30 rupees daily.
14:27Raj takes 75 rupees.
14:29Are they bad?
14:30But you're very ungrateful.
14:33Brother, I've made arrangements for 5,000 rupees.
14:385,000?
14:395,000 rupees to earn a month?
14:42Yes.
14:43Go and do your work.
14:4710,000 won't be less than money.
14:50Listen to me.
14:51Think that we're 15 people.
14:56No, no, brother.
14:57You'll never be able to go out.
15:00Listen to me.
15:01Enjoy here.
15:02Dear, it's a lot of fun.
15:04Try it.
15:05Yes.
15:07I'll listen to you all day long.
15:13You didn't agree?
15:14No.
15:16Sit down.
15:18Is this your money?
15:19Yes.
15:20Keep it.
15:24You want to go out?
15:26Yes.
15:27I can't go out.
15:28Why?
15:29I've been fasting for two years.
15:31Why?
15:33What's this Allah and Nanna Unlimited for?
15:36In 5,000 rupees, they'll send you to 500 countries.
15:40Are you serious?
15:42Yes.
15:43They've sent their thousands of brothers to Dubai, Sharjah, Qatar and many more places.
15:53They're earning a lot of money.
15:55Look at the condition of their homes.
15:57It doesn't look like a village.
15:59There are no houses like this in the cities.
16:03Can we arrange for 15 people?
16:0715 people?
16:08Yes.
16:11We can arrange for 10 people.
16:13But 5 people will be on the waiting list.
16:17There are 5 suspicious people.
16:21Do you understand?
16:23If we give them more money, they'll take 5 people.
16:26Okay.
16:27Please arrange for 15 seats for us.
16:31Why are you folding your hands?
16:34Are you asking for charity?
16:35Will you give us money?
16:36Will you give us seats?
16:37Why are you folding your hands?
16:40Only 1,00,000 rupees.
16:41Do you know how much your commission is?
16:43Only 30,000 rupees.
16:46Allah gave you the whole month.
16:48And you arranged for 42 people.
16:50Tell me, how will this business work?
16:53But Mr. Subariwala, you told me yourself that there are 42 seats in the steamer launch.
16:58This is not an RTC bus that can be run in overloading.
17:02We've already sent 140 people in 42 seats.
17:07You're talking as if you don't know anything.
17:10I don't know anything.
17:11The whole country found out.
17:13All the newspapers were full of news.
17:15What was the result?
17:16They drowned in the sea.
17:18Everything should drown on our behalf.
17:20We want rent.
17:23We want money.
17:25Mr. Seth, think about it.
17:27You're not just sending people.
17:29You're also sending chars and opium.
17:33We sell everything that gives us money.
17:37We sell chars and opium.
17:39We have everything.
17:41Then give me another 20 days.
17:44I'll send another 100 people.
17:45Why don't you think about it?
17:48The more people there are, the more your commission will be.
17:52If I could, I wouldn't leave a single person here.
17:56I would dispatch everyone.
17:57Very good.
17:58Ever since you mentioned the commission, I don't like people walking around here.
18:02I want to get rid of them.
18:04What do I want?
18:05I want a commission.
18:06Alan.
18:07Yes.
18:08Come here.
18:09I have a new idea.
18:12What is it?
18:13The people who are sitting there without passports.
18:17To bring them back, we need to open an office in Dubai.
18:21That's a great idea.
18:24No one had thought of that.
18:26Why are you waiting?
18:27Open the office.
18:28Will you go there?
18:29Me?
18:32With the commission, I'll give you a salary.
18:35Sir, where will I go?
18:39I want to stay here and serve people.
18:44I have an idea.
18:46Why don't we send Nanhe there?
18:48Very good.
18:49Fantastic idea.
18:50He looks like a kid.
18:52No one will suspect.
18:54Very good.
18:55Alan.
18:56Yes.
18:58I have brought everything.
19:02Very good.
19:03God bless you.
19:05He is a very useful man.
19:07Do one thing.
19:08Pack your things.
19:10Okay.
19:11No, Alan.
19:13I will go with them.
19:16You have to go with them.
19:18Why?
19:19You are the company's resident director.
19:22No.
19:23Of course.
19:24Shut up.
19:25No, Alan.
19:26I won't go.
19:27Why are you taking revenge on me?
19:28What did I do to you?
19:29Why?
19:30No.
19:31Look.
19:32Sir.
19:33Don't you remember?
19:34The first launch.
19:3548 people.
19:36For 20 days.
19:37One by one.
19:38They became fish feeders.
19:39God forbid.
19:40Shut up.
19:41Stop your nonsense.
19:42This is not nonsense.
19:43Alan.
19:44For God's sake.
19:45Don't send me with them.
19:46Fool.
19:47They are sending you as a resident director.
19:50No.
19:51I won't become.
19:52I won't become a director.
19:53Let me stay in Chuprasi.
19:54I know.
19:55This is your plan.
19:56If you want to get rid of me.
19:57Then tell me clearly.
19:58I will hide somewhere.
19:59And you won't see me all my life.
20:00Why are you crying?
20:01Why are you crying?
20:02Look.
20:03Look, brother.
20:04He is sending me to drown with you.
20:05Stop him.
20:06For God's sake.
20:07Stop him.
20:08To drown?
20:09Yes.
20:10To drown.
20:11Even if he is saved from drowning.
20:12He will come to a hospital and die.
20:13He will die.
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22:23lange tujhe khushi nahi hua hai?
22:24kis baat ke khushi hai?
22:27kitne insano ki zindagi bach gayi hai, jo kal sobha mood ke mood mein ja rahe the.
22:45Why?
22:46Those who don't die at our hands will die at the hands of others.
22:49It is their right to die.
22:51Who can stop them?
22:53Then this sin will not be with us, right?
22:56Others will earn thousands and lakhs that we could not earn.
23:00Others will earn that we could not earn.
23:04Then their death will not be with our hands?
23:06Yes.
23:07Then their death will not be with our hands?
23:10Yes.
23:11Then their death will not be with our hands?
23:14Yes.
23:15Those who don't die at our hands, we will die at their hands.
23:18This is the rule of living here.
23:20How?
23:21By starving.
23:22By starvation.
23:24How else?
23:2730,000 rupees commission.
23:30That's it.
23:33Now, from where will we eat?
23:36From the hotel.
23:40From the hotel?
23:44Do you have money?
23:45Yes, I have 2-3,000 rupees.
23:47Give me 2-3,000 rupees.
23:51Give me 2-3,000 rupees.