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00:00Hey!
00:22This is David Shapiro.
00:23I lost my job, so I sell weed now.
00:26This is my weed number.
00:27Text me if you need, please.
00:28I deliver.
00:29Also, feel free to pass this number around.
00:42How am I going to sell all of this?
00:45I texted everyone I know who smokes like two hours ago, and I got one response.
00:50I feel like that might not add up to a full-time job.
00:54Could you just not sell it, and then say that you did?
00:58I don't think that would be super profitable, but it's a good idea.
01:05You know, I was actually thinking about this, and do you realize that if you get caught
01:11selling weed, it doesn't matter where you went to college or how cute you are, because
01:18nobody who pays over minimum wage is ever going to hire you.
01:22Ever.
01:23I just really want the best for you.
01:25I mean, I really care about you.
01:28I know that sounds really corny, but I do.
01:33Do you want to see something?
01:36Yeah.
01:37Okay.
01:38Hand me my laptop.
01:39Oh, on your laptop?
01:40Yes, on my laptop.
01:41What more do you want to see?
01:42I don't know.
01:43Not that, babe.
01:44You're going to like it, I promise.
01:45Laptop.
01:47You're welcome.
01:48Uh-oh.
01:49Okay, get ready.
01:50Ta-da!
01:51What is this?
01:52This is a replacement for that ugly, hideous couch in your living room.
01:55Whoa!
01:56Pump the brakes.
01:57You just moved in here, like, 45 seconds ago, and you're already redecorating?
02:01Yo, this is my batch pad B. It's not our starter home.
02:04Give me a break.
02:05I just thought it might, like, make the room less hideous, you know, and it'll make it
02:11more comfortable, and it's, like, a perfect place for you.
02:16And that's a huge problem that I'm having with the one that you have now.
02:20What are you doing?
02:23Are you trying to, like, figure out a way to sell weed on the internet?
02:27No, I'm just trying something.
02:29I probably won't even go through with it.
02:31Okay, this is completely fucking insane.
02:34Please do not do this.
02:36I'm sorry.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:38I'm sorry.
02:39I'm sorry.
02:40I'm sorry.
02:41I'm sorry.
02:42I'm sorry.
02:43I'm sorry.
02:44This is completely insane.
02:45Please do not use your one phone call from jail on me.
02:47I am not going to help you.