Alif Noon Badmashi Main Pakistani Comedy Drama...
Alif Noon Badmashi Main Pakistani Comedy Drama...11
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00:31I only cry because of hunger and starvation, I don't cry because of anything else.
00:35That scoundrel has been running around since morning,
00:38he has been polishing his face and he had told me that he is bringing something to eat.
00:42The time for breakfast has gone,
00:45the time for lunch has gone,
00:47now it is night.
00:49Have you guys eaten?
00:51We ate long back.
00:53What happened?
00:55I didn't eat.
00:57If you didn't eat, I would have brought it for you.
00:59I will feed you in the morning.
01:01There are only 8 hours left for the morning.
01:03No, I won't eat in the morning.
01:05I will pass by in the morning.
01:10That scoundrel is whistling, I will break his whistle today.
01:13Sher Ali Bhai, Assalam-o-Alaikum.
01:15Walaikum-as-salam.
01:16Why are you talking to him, talk to me.
01:18How are you?
01:19Your partner has been suffering from hunger since morning,
01:21you don't care about him.
01:22You are slapping his face.
01:23Why? Why?
01:24How can I not care?
01:25Sher Ali Bhai, all the shops were closed.
01:27I went to Sadar to get food for him.
01:29Here, son.
01:31Eat and enjoy.
01:34You take such good care of me.
01:35How can I not take care of you?
01:36I am not giving you food for free.
01:38What?
01:39I am not giving you food for free.
01:40No, no.
01:41I am not giving you food for free.
01:42I have been cursing you for 2 hours.
01:43No, no.
01:44It's nothing.
01:45It's a very good thing.
01:48What is this?
01:49Chickpeas?
01:50Yes.
01:51So what happened?
01:52The bird ate it.
01:53The bird ate it?
01:54The bird ate the chickpeas.
01:55The chickpeas are as good as korma in hunger.
01:58Really?
01:59Then eat 2-3 pieces.
02:00No, man.
02:02You know where I eat chickpeas.
02:03My stomach hurts.
02:04No, no.
02:05Your stomach hurts a lot.
02:06I know.
02:07Listen to me.
02:08Listen to me.
02:10You still smell like a chicken.
02:12There is a feather on your mouth.
02:13No, man.
02:14How can I eat a chicken?
02:15I ate a few chickpeas on the way.
02:17My stomach hurts.
02:18Okay.
02:19You ate chickpeas.
02:20Let it be.
02:21You say these chickpeas are eaten by horses.
02:23You can feed other people a lot of chickpeas.
02:24But you can never eat it yourself.
02:26Hey.
02:27Your chickpeas are lying here.
02:28I don't eat them.
02:29Whoever finds them,
02:30they thank God for eating them.
02:35God, God, God.
02:36Forgive me.
02:37Take this.
02:38God, forgive me.
02:39Forgive me, my Lord.
02:40I thank you a million times.
02:41I thank you a million times.
02:47Hey, kid.
02:48These chickpeas were not for anyone.
02:50Hey, listen to this news.
02:51What?
02:52This meeting is against the hooligan tax.
02:54The shopkeepers have closed their shops
02:55as a protest all day today.
02:58They must not have kept it as a protest.
03:00The electricity must have gone there.
03:01They must have closed it due to the heat.
03:02Hey, no, man.
03:03Listen to the rest.
03:04They claim that if they are not saved
03:05from the hooligan tax,
03:07they will never go back to the shop.
03:09Hooligan tax?
03:10Yes.
03:11What is this?
03:12Hey, didn't you hear?
03:13Jagga tax, Bhola tax, Phadda tax,
03:14all these tax of hooligans.
03:16These are the taxes
03:17that the hooligans
03:18collect from the shopkeepers
03:19by giving them money.
03:21Otherwise, their lives will be in danger.
03:23Of hooligans?
03:24Hey, no, man.
03:25Of the shopkeepers.
03:26This is a very bad thing.
03:27Why?
03:28What is bad?
03:29Look, it is a good thing
03:30to collect money
03:31by giving it to someone.
03:32Why?
03:33Now, I am telling you
03:34to get the chicken out.
03:35What are you doing?
03:36No, no.
03:37I am sorry.
03:38I am sorry.
03:39Please forgive me.
03:40Hey, this is also a business
03:41like other businesses, man.
03:42Really?
03:43I am surprised
03:44that we never thought about it.
03:45Really?
03:46I curse myself, man.
03:47Why didn't you think about it?
03:48I curse myself
03:4920,000 times
03:50that why didn't you
03:51think about it?
03:53Hey, don't do this.
03:56What business are you talking about?
03:57Of hooligans.
03:59Man,
04:00God has given you
04:01such a great body.
04:03This wealth is being wasted
04:04in decency.
04:05I swear to God.
04:06If someone of your stature
04:07is alive,
04:08then I am telling the truth
04:09that he should stop thinking
04:10about living with decency
04:11and honesty.
04:12What do you mean?
04:14Hey,
04:15if you try to live with honesty,
04:16I am telling the truth,
04:17I swear to God,
04:18you can become
04:19a hooligan.
04:20No, no.
04:21What?
04:22No, no.
04:23I can't be a hooligan.
04:24Why?
04:25Do you need a license for this?
04:26No, no.
04:27I am a decent man.
04:28I can't be a hooligan.
04:29Hey, decent people
04:30are only cowards here.
04:31They either close down
04:32their shops
04:33or go and pay
04:34the hooligan tax.
04:35Yes.
04:37You tell me,
04:38you have spent
04:39all your life in decency.
04:40What did you get?
04:41What did you get?
04:42I got my salary.
04:43Yes, so what did you get?
04:44I got my salary.
04:45I got my salary.
04:46I got my salary.
04:47I got my salary.
04:48Then take advantage of it.
04:49No, no.
04:50Just try to be
04:51a hooligan once.
04:52No, no.
04:53I am telling you clearly,
04:54I can be anything in the world.
04:55But I cannot be this hooligan
04:56whom I have hated
04:57all my life.
04:58How can I do
04:59this myself?
05:00For whom else
05:01can you do it
05:02for your stomach?
05:03No, no.
05:04I cannot roam around
05:05and steal
05:06to feed myself.
05:07It is not necessary,
05:08people will not be afraid
05:09of your work,
05:10but your name.
05:11My name is
05:12Kamal.
05:13My name is not Dan's son.
05:15People will be scared of your name.
05:17They will beat you.
05:19A tax will be issued on your name.
05:21A small tax.
05:23Small tax?
05:25Yes.
05:27Just one lock and one amulet on your neck.
05:29A long kurta.
05:31A patka.
05:33And a Nadir Shahi moustache.
05:35Then watch the show.
05:37100-200 rupees daily income.
05:39Here you go.
05:41Will I eat this double roti with chickpeas?
05:43Take it away.
05:45I don't want it.
05:47Why are you fighting?
05:49Sher Ali.
05:51Listen to me.
05:53You do film make-up.
05:55So you must have these wigs and moustache.
05:57Why do I need wigs and moustache at night?
05:59Sher Ali.
06:01Nanhe has got a job in a drama.
06:03So he needs wigs and moustache.
06:05Big Nadir Shahi.
06:07I spoke to the production people.
06:09They said they will pay you 20-25 rupees daily.
06:1120-25 rupees?
06:13Yes.
06:15I can't start working with wigs and moustache.
06:17It's a big income.
06:19Think about it.
06:21Do what I am telling you.
06:23I will pay you daily.
06:25I will get it.
06:27Okay.
06:29Nanhe.
06:31You have got a job.
06:33From tomorrow you will be the father of hooliganism.
06:35Really?
06:37People will call you a hooligan.
06:39You can eat anything you want.
06:43You can drink lassi from any shop.
06:45You can pick up clothes from any shop.
06:47No one will stop you.
06:49You will be going to the market.
06:51You will be going to the market.
06:53You will be going to the market.
06:55No police will dare to say anything to you.
06:57No public will dare to stop you.
06:59Take this.
07:01Both are of his size.
07:05My son is crying.
07:07Anand.
07:09Close the door.
07:11Why?
07:13I am having dinner.
07:15The tax has already broken my back.
07:19Now you are asking me to pay the tax.
07:21After earning 4 paise.
07:23Should I give it to my children or the hooligans?
07:27What will a poor man do?
07:29He will pay the tax.
07:31Nothing has happened yet.
07:33Nandana has come from Karachi.
07:35Nandana?
07:39I have never heard this name before.
07:41Why don't you go and ask the people of Karachi?
07:45The boss has fixed his position.
07:47He has come to Lahore with a wife of 2 lakhs.
07:492 lakhs?
07:51I was passing by the market the other day.
07:53I was passing by the market the other day.
07:55I was passing by the market the other day.
07:57He was eating curd balls.
07:59Nandana?
08:01Nandana has kept a plate in front of him.
08:03He has asked for money to eat his curd.
08:05What is the benefit of a hooligan at Lahore?
08:09Where did he come from?
08:11He has come from Karachi.
08:13I had told you before.
08:15The other day the old lady was coming from Karachi.
08:19I went to the station to pick him up.
08:23I saw the hooligans getting down from the same train.
08:25There were 8 of them.
08:27In front of them were 8 hooligans.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30He jumped like lightning.
08:33The knife fell off his hand.
08:35The knife fell off his hand?
08:36He ran to the railway line to save his life.
08:39But the train cut him off.
08:41Oh, my God.
08:42I saw it with my own eyes.
08:44He was in the hospital.
08:45He was having a post-mortem.
08:47So what if he died?
08:49That means there is no peace in this area.
08:52How can there be peace?
08:53If you listen to him, you will die.
08:56Yes.
08:57The police are after us.
09:02Hey Teel,
09:03where did you get the disease from?
09:07Why do you ask?
09:09Did you get the disease looking at me?
09:11No, Uncle.
09:13I was going to get my aunt's medicine.
09:16Aunt's medicine?
09:18I was going to get it.
09:22Hey!
09:25Get up.
09:26Get up!
09:28Get up!
09:37Do you want to report me to the police?
09:39No, sir. I swear to God, I didn't report you.
09:43What's your name?
09:45My name is Allah Nazir.
09:47You changed your name?
09:50Yes, sir. My name is Allah Nazir.
09:53My foot!
09:55I knew it was you.
10:00Forgive me, my friend.
10:02It was just a misunderstanding.
10:06It was a misunderstanding.
10:08I fractured three of my ribs.
10:12Thank God.
10:14Today, I spoke only to you.
10:19I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
10:22Bring me some lassi.
10:24Yes, sir.
10:26Bring me some lassi.
10:28Here you go, sir.
10:30Bring me some fruit.
10:32Give me some fruit.
10:34Here you go, sir.
10:36Listen to me carefully, people of the market.
10:39From now on, this market will be run by me.
10:46Hey!
10:48Hey, mister!
10:51Give me fifteen rupees.
10:54Sir, I am a poor man.
10:58Please give me some time.
11:00Hey, you!
11:02Give me some time.
11:04Give me some time.
11:06Yes, sir.
11:08As you wish, sir.
11:10As you wish.
11:16Give me fifteen rupees.
11:19Sir, I gave him two rupees as a gift.
11:22Why are you fighting with him?
11:24He has gone mad.
11:26Sir, I have small children.
11:28It is necessary to make him an orphan.
11:30This is the limit.
11:37Hey, you!
11:39Why are you making noise?
11:42Order me, sir.
11:44Give me fifteen rupees.
11:50Hurry up!
11:52Here you go, sir.
11:54Have some lassi, sir.
11:56Sir, lassi.
11:58I don't want lassi.
12:00Give him lassi.
12:02Okay, sir.
12:04Don't you know that he is a poor man?
12:06Here you go, sir.
12:10Here you go, sir.
12:14Here you go, sir.
12:16Stop it.
12:18Stop it.
12:20What are you doing?
12:22Hit him.
12:24Hey!
12:26Give me some lassi.
12:36Sour lassi.
12:38Sir, the milk is spoilt.
12:44Here you go.
12:46Have it.
12:48What is this?
12:50It is chicken.
12:52You always give me chicken from the place where it starts.
12:56And you are eating this.
12:58Then why are you eating this?
13:00It has a handle.
13:02Okay, then give me the one with the handle.
13:04First finish him off.
13:06Till yesterday you were eating chickpeas.
13:08Today Allah has given you chicken.
13:10Why are you fighting?
13:12If I hadn't made you a rascal,
13:14what would have happened to you?
13:16You would have been eating chickpeas till now.
13:18In total, the income of two neighborhoods
13:20for one day is
13:22three hundred and three and a half rupees.
13:24Okay, then give me
13:26one and a half rupees
13:28and twenty-five rupees.
13:30Why?
13:32Isn't it fifty-fifty?
13:34Fifty-fifty is over.
13:36Take three and a half rupees
13:38from this to buy tea.
13:40You must have your own money.
13:42I will take care of it.
13:44For tea or water?
13:46Or just for water?
13:48You don't know,
13:52my heart kept beating all the time.
13:54Why?
13:56Do you remember?
13:58When the master picked up the scissor,
14:00I was in a very bad condition.
14:02I had thought
14:04that he would cut my stomach.
14:06And when I saw the fruit vendor's scissor,
14:08I felt relieved.
14:10But he turned out to be a very cowardly man.
14:12He gave all the money in one go.
14:14Hey,
14:16no rascal can give money
14:18without spreading terror.
14:20First of all, the rascals
14:22build their air.
14:24While building their air,
14:26a person gets killed.
14:28From there, the rascal is established.
14:30Alain,
14:32being a rascal is a very difficult job.
14:34This is not my problem.
14:36Only you can be a rascal.
14:38Why?
14:40You are born a rascal.
14:42I don't want your nonsense.
14:44What should I do with him?
14:46Should I put a drain in his salwar?
14:48Open the door.
14:50Alain, I think these are the same people
14:52with whom I collected the tax.
14:54They will kill me.
14:56Don't talk nonsense.
15:00Come in.
15:02Peace be upon you.
15:04Excuse me, can you tell me where Sher Ali is?
15:06Who?
15:08Sher Ali.
15:10What work do you have with him at this hour?
15:12I wanted him to make up for a stage play.
15:14But he does make up for films.
15:16Don't you
15:18like to work in films?
15:20Yes, I do.
15:22But what can I do?
15:24Let me get some experience first.
15:26What is the need for experience in a film?
15:28A person can go straight there.
15:30There are two characters in a film.
15:32One is a boy and the other is a girl.
15:34You will have to work together.
15:36Are you ready?
15:38Really?
15:40Yes.
15:42There is an outdoor shooting tomorrow.
15:44You will be tested.
15:46If you pass,
15:48you will go straight to the studio.
15:50Please give us one chance.
15:52One chance?
15:54There will be many chances in your life.
15:56Come tomorrow morning.
16:00Bring him along.
16:02Both of you.
16:28What happened?
16:30What happened?
16:32Who did this to us?
16:34What happened?
16:36What happened?
16:38There was a fight with a small ruffian.
16:40What?
16:42He beat up
16:44five of our men.
16:46And
16:48my wife...
16:50You see...
16:52Who told you to fight
16:54with such a big ruffian?
16:56He threatened me
16:58that
17:00my ruffian
17:02won't be able to run anymore.
17:04Or he will
17:06collect the tax himself.
17:08Mind your own business.
17:10What happened?
17:12What happened to you?
17:14Why did you fight with a small ruffian?
17:16It's only been five days since we got married.
17:18Why do you want to make me a widow?
17:20For God's sake.
17:22Apologize to him.
17:24He will post-mortem all five of you.
17:30You are still alive.
17:32I thought
17:36you were dead.
17:40Forgive me.
17:42Forgive me.
17:44I won't do this again.
17:46Forgive me.
17:48I beg of you.
17:50Shut up.
17:52You make me angry.
17:54Take her away.
17:56Get lost.
17:58Get lost.
18:00Listen to me carefully.
18:02No one will collect
18:04the tax
18:06without my permission.
18:08Whoever collects the tax
18:10will be handed over to the police.
18:12Shut up.
18:14Do you want to report to the police?
18:16No.
18:18Come here.
18:20I don't have it.
18:22Search him.
18:24Show me.
18:26Remove your shoes.
18:28Remove your shoes.
18:30What is this?
18:32What is this?
18:34This is aunt's money.
18:36You opened aunt's account with your shoes.
18:38Listen to me carefully.
18:40From now on,
18:42I won't collect money
18:44from anyone.
18:46When my man comes,
18:48he will give me
18:50Rs. 500 per month.
18:52Can't you reduce it?
18:54I can.
18:56But I can reduce your life too.
18:58Shall I reduce it?
19:00No.
19:06Give me a cigarette.
19:10Reduce Rs. 50 too.
19:12I can't give it to you.
19:14Why?
19:16Who pays the tax?
19:18Nanna Tax.
19:20Don't you know?
19:22Haven't you heard of Nanna Badmash?
19:24He has brought Rs. 200,000
19:26from Karachi.
19:28All the badmashers here
19:30have bowed down to him.
19:32He had a program of four murders.
19:34Two of his dead bodies have left this market.
19:36He is waiting for two.
19:38You have done a good job.
19:40You can take one more of your choice.
19:42One more.
19:44Are you scaring me?
19:46Why?
19:48Don't you see?
19:50Look at yourself.
19:52Salute me.
19:54Your father is standing behind you.
19:56Nanna Badmash.
19:58Your death is near.
20:00Don't go. You will die.
20:06You are a badmasher?
20:10Don't I look like a badmasher to you?
20:12You have come with a moustache.
20:14For God's sake.
20:16You have come from home.
20:18What has happened to you?
20:20You don't care about your children.
20:22You want to make them orphans.
20:24You want to have a post-mortem.
20:26Do you see the blood?
20:28Not there.
20:32Look into my eyes.
20:38Do you want to collect the tax?
20:40No.
20:42Greetings.
20:44I just came.
20:46I came to know that you are from Karachi.
20:48I am saluting you.
20:50Get lost.
20:52We have other things to do.
20:58He is a coward.
21:02If he had a big heart,
21:04he would have killed me.
21:06Stop this nonsense.
21:08Return me the 300 rupees.
21:12Return you?
21:14Yes.
21:16Are you asking me?
21:18Remove this bangle.
21:20I will slap you so hard
21:22that you will remember your name.
21:24Sher Ali.
21:26This is the fourth day
21:28that I have lost my moustache.
21:30I haven't paid the rent.
21:32Shut up.
21:34I will send you home right now.
21:36I will take you home right now.
21:38My moustache...
21:42What happened?
21:44I haven't paid the rent for three days.
21:46What are you doing?
21:48He is a coward.
21:50Give me your bangle.
21:52I will wait for you at home.
21:54What are you doing?
21:56Return my moustache.
21:58You are a coward.
22:00Return it.
22:02Here is your moustache.
22:04Here is your rent.
22:08Here is your rent.
22:12You are not a coward.
22:14I am a decent man.
22:16You were a coward.
22:18Who made me a coward?
22:20Cowards like you create chaos
22:22in the neighborhood.
22:24And if anyone speaks
22:26in front of you,
22:28you hide.
22:30You hide in your homes.
22:32If someone had come to me
22:34on the first day,
22:36I would have been fine.
22:38You should arrest
22:40those people
22:42who create chaos
22:44in the neighborhood.
22:46Beat them up.
22:48Beat them up.
22:50Beat them up.
22:52Beat them up.
22:54Beat them up.
22:56You are here.
22:58Yes.
23:00They beat me up.
23:02I have lost my tongue.
23:04You should have lost your tongue.
23:06You were shouting
23:08in front of them.
23:10Beat them up.
23:12Son.
23:14They didn't beat you up.
23:16If I beat you up,
23:18you will be
23:20beaten up.
23:22Nonsense.
23:28Nonsense.