Emmerdale 9 August 2024
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00:05🎵 Psycho Tessa!
00:07🎵 Psycho Tessa!
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00:11APPLAUSE
00:13Oh my God!
00:15FOOTSTEPS
00:17Hello!
00:19FOOTSTEPS
00:21FOOTSTEPS
00:23FOOTSTEPS
00:25Lethal combo that, innit, eh?
00:27Sweaty, sexy and health-conscious!
00:30Oh, hold on.
00:32He's doing stretches now, look.
00:34Oh, can't seem to stop looking.
00:36Short of jabbing my own eyes out.
00:38What are you two staring at?
00:40Just wondering who that is,
00:42you know, in a community-minded
00:44landlady kind of way.
00:46Oh, stopped outside Vicks.
00:48Oh, no!
00:50Eric said something about
00:52a random half-brother of hers
00:54turning up at a funeral yesterday.
00:56I bet that's him. Apparently they share
00:58the same dad. Wait, he's Jack's son?
01:00No, that can't be right, can it?
01:02Well, it is. How do you know?
01:04What are we all looking at?
01:06I met him yesterday, his van broke down. Met who?
01:08Who is that?
01:10Just some idiot.
01:12Aw, he's gone inside now.
01:14Hmm.
01:16Full disclosure, now.
01:18What do you want me to say? There's nothing to tell.
01:20Well, he's Annie and Robert's half-brother,
01:22it's kind of a big deal, love.
01:24Hey, Sarah, do you know anything about this? What?
01:26Some secret half-brother of your dad's
01:28turning up. What?
01:34Hey,
01:36nothing alright? No.
01:38Can't find the cattle passport for the auction.
01:40It was here the other day, somebody must have
01:42moved it. Well, I had a bit of a tidy round
01:44earlier.
01:46Been here somewhere. What did you do that for?
01:48Well, because the place needs it, alright?
01:50Meaning what, exactly? Meaning nothing.
01:52Didn't the auction at
01:548.10? Yep.
02:00Anything I can do to help?
02:02No. Actually, you could
02:04move the rest of the herd down to the bottom field.
02:06Right, I thought you needed that
02:08field for the new cattle, because I've just
02:10moved them out of it. Right, so basically
02:12you're just going around making extra work for me.
02:14I was just trying to help, alright? That's why
02:16I took the boys to holiday camp, and then
02:18I was maybe going to do some of your deliveries, but I'm not bothered
02:20next time, eh? Well, thank goodness for that.
02:22Right, I've got to go.
02:24See you later, take care, bye.
02:28You slept with him?
02:30Robert's brother? I didn't know that
02:32at the time, did I? I'm not a complete idiot.
02:34This is what I hate about you
02:36and your hook-ups. He could have been anyone.
02:38Well, anyone would have been
02:40better than this, wouldn't it?
02:42Of all the messed up bad luck.
02:44Well, it's not ideal.
02:46Agreed. And what if he says
02:48something to Vic? Tells her about us?
02:50Only you and him
02:52aren't an us, though, are you?
02:54I mean, you didn't even know his name at the time.
02:56Right, if this is going to turn into some sort of
02:58lecture... It's not.
03:00I mean, it's
03:02not what people normally do, is it?
03:04Broadcast their sex lives to virtual strangers
03:06like Vic. Normal people know, but
03:08that guy's obviously a bit of a weirdo.
03:10He wouldn't have drove off and
03:12left me. I think you're worrying too much.
03:14It's not just that, Mum. It's...
03:16You brought
03:18everything back.
03:20About Robert, you know.
03:22I can't go back
03:24there again.
03:32How was your run?
03:34Fine. Ah, so you didn't get lost on the route, I suggested.
03:36Got back, didn't I?
03:38I'll stick the kettle on, then.
03:40I can make you some toast if you want. Not for me,
03:42Ta. I'm ready for the off. But I thought the
03:44garage said it'd take a few days to fix your van.
03:46Decided I can't wait that long. Besides, they're
03:48fitting a radiator, not a new engine. I don't know why they're
03:50making such a meal of it.
03:52You sound like my dad. He was no
03:54nonsense. Didn't suffer fools.
03:56Thought we weren't doing this. Yep.
03:58Sorry. It's just hard when you remind me
04:00of him so much. This is why I
04:02didn't want to stay here. Okay,
04:04I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again.
04:06Make snow odds now. I'm going.
04:10Vic?
04:12Chas said something about a half-brother of yours
04:14and...
04:16Hey, you must be John. I'm Sarah,
04:18Andy's daughter. Andy.
04:20That's the adopted one, right?
04:22We haven't talked much about
04:24stuff. It's not that straightforward,
04:26Sarah. Well, why isn't it? Come on,
04:28I've got loads of questions.
04:34Flipping it, Chas.
04:36Is that you? No.
04:38What you looking at? Pack it in, you see.
04:40Oh, now I really want to know.
04:42See?
04:44I'm just making a profile for me.
04:46Finn Dompage. You...
04:48What Dompage?
04:50It's short for financial domination.
04:52Look, I thought you might help with me
04:54cash flow thing.
04:56Okay, this is bonkers.
04:58You think it's a bit
05:00OTT? You see, there's a fine line
05:02between, like, you know, bossy and
05:04crazy lady. The whole flipping
05:06idea is crazy. You can't do it.
05:08Why can't I? Oh, what?
05:10You get money off books, you get the kicks from being
05:12told off, then ripped off.
05:14Hardly a strong lifestyle choice, is it?
05:16This is just a way of getting fast cash into Mardy Mandy's
05:18bossy bank. Please tell me
05:20you're not using your real name. No,
05:22obviously. But you're gonna
05:24have to put a picture on there. Oh, yeah,
05:26I know that. Actually, I need your opinion
05:28on that.
05:30Why are you doing that gurning face?
05:32You look like Miss Trenchbolt. That's my no messing
05:34face. Well, you can't use it.
05:36People will recognise you. So what am I
05:38to do? Forget
05:40the whole thing. Look,
05:42people you meet on there,
05:44they will not be nice.
05:46Trust someone who's
05:48done stuff for money they're not proud of.
05:50But that's why it's great, cos it's online, it's
05:52safe. Yeah, but things
05:54can snowball. Before you
05:56know it, you're agreeing to stuff you're not comfortable
05:58with. Listen, look
06:00what happened to Emilia. She wasn't even doing
06:02anything dodgy.
06:04I hear you, right, and I will
06:06be careful, but this seems like a win-win.
06:08You know, I'm a bossy cow
06:10for free. Why not earn from it?
06:12I'm sorry, I don't like it.
06:14But if I can't stop you,
06:16then please just
06:18don't tell me anymore,
06:20cos I'll only worry about
06:22what could go wrong.
06:26So you always knew Jack was your dad,
06:28but you never spoke about getting in touch with him?
06:30That's her asking, so you can't have a go
06:32at me? Never wanted to.
06:34Look,
06:36mum said she wrote
06:38to him when I was little.
06:40Sent a picture of me, explained everything.
06:42He never
06:44replied. But you never mentioned a letter
06:46yesterday. It was my mum's
06:48funeral. What's it matter, anyway?
06:50Maybe he never got the letter.
06:52More of a romantic way to look at it, isn't it?
06:54Shame I'm a realist.
06:56Apart from the fact that you didn't know him.
06:58You would have never ignored something that important.
07:00Yeah, what if Vic's right? You genuinely
07:02didn't know that you existed? That'd be
07:04so sad. Actually, it wouldn't have
07:06made a fat lot of difference.
07:08I had an old man who gave her stuff about me,
07:10and my life has been fine. I'm not a victim
07:12here. No one's saying that you
07:14are. And why are you looking at me like some
07:16object of pity?
07:18Sorry, but I'm done here.
07:20Is that your wedding speech?
07:32No, it's stuffed in a jar
07:34at home. Hopefully when I get back it might be
07:36a little bit funnier.
07:38No, I'm just making a
07:40list of stuff for Italy. I went
07:42through my wardrobe and it's not quite cutting it.
07:44Says who? Mandy?
07:46No, me, actually. Just thought I might
07:48get myself a linen shirt, some floppy trousers,
07:50a pair of sandals. Go a bit more stylish.
07:52Blimey, wow.
07:54Well, in that case, you might not want this
07:56tacky load of stuff.
07:58What's that? Well, you know, it's just a
08:00pre-wedding
08:02present for you and Mandy.
08:04His and her slippers?
08:06Bride and groom?
08:08Rubber ducks? They were only meant to
08:10be daft. I thought they'd make you smile. Did ya?
08:12Yeah. Anyway, they were cluttering up
08:14the back of the wardrobe, so seeing as you two
08:16were getting wed, I thought I'd dig them out.
08:20Chas!
08:22Somebody buy them for us?
08:24Ha ha.
08:26So what if they did, alright? They haven't been used.
08:28Mandy loves a bit of kitsch,
08:30don't she? Main thing is
08:32is that we're giving with good intention.
08:34I hope you two will be really happy.
08:36Yeah. You know, matching
08:38slippers and our tacky little bath toys.
08:40Exactly!
08:42I know it took me a while to get my head around you two.
08:44Stopped myself from being
08:46jealous about Eve having a step mum.
08:48But I have done.
08:50And I'm really sorry I gave Mandy such a hard time.
08:52She don't deserve it.
08:54I appreciate you saying that.
08:56Everyone can see she'd do anything for you.
08:58She's a good one, Paddy.
09:00She is.
09:02And we're happy.
09:04Which is pretty amazing, second time round.
09:06After 25 years.
09:08Ah, there I go,
09:10being jealous again.
09:12Look,
09:14just don't let anybody ruin what you've got.
09:16I won't. Thanks, Chas.
09:20Oh, Trace, sorry for keeping you waiting.
09:22What can I get you?
09:24Um, just a white wine,
09:26please. Thanks, Chas.
09:32Hey, what you up to?
09:36What you staring at?
09:38That numpty.
09:40Right, um, anyway, I just wanted to say
09:42I'm sorry if we upset you earlier.
09:44You didn't. I'd have to care for that
09:46weapon.
09:48And you don't, right?
09:50You're all strangers to me.
09:52We're not even related, right? Your dad was adopted.
09:54I see.
09:56Thanks for that.
09:58You alright, Sarah?
10:00Sarah!
10:04What, have you said something?
10:06You know, you're fast becoming a nag.
10:08Is that right, is it?
10:10What is your game?
10:12Did you know who I was when you first asked to meet me?
10:14Did I know you used to be with some
10:16random I've never met but happen to share
10:18genes with?
10:20No, oddly. Here's one for you, though.
10:22Anyone ever told you
10:24you're insanely paranoid
10:26and a bit of a whiner?
10:30Say that again.
10:32Which bit?
10:34That you're paranoid
10:36or a whiner?
10:38What is your problem?
10:40You lot.
10:42I don't need
10:44any of you, only no one's getting the message.
10:48Especially you.
10:56Oi!
10:58What's going on?
11:00What's going on?
11:02Nothing, just having a little chat.
11:06Somebody's teaching him a lesson.
11:08Just leave it.
11:12He'll have my van fixed by tomorrow.
11:14Can give it a wash too, yeah?
11:18That's a good lad.
11:30You alright?
11:40Is Aaron about?
11:42No.
11:44Can you tell him I popped in?
11:46Not his secretary.
11:48Thanks for your help.
11:50I'm trying to work something out
11:52but I can't make a man up.
11:54We lost a big client yesterday.
11:56I'm sorry to hear that.
12:00Are you kidding me or holy scrap?
12:02I'm sorry?
12:04Holy, I seem to be wearing both hats today.
12:08Arthur Blakefield, traffic examiner
12:10for the Vehicle Compliance Agency.
12:12I'm here regarding
12:14Home James haulage and a tachograph check.
12:16Yeah, we had one of them not long back.
12:18I didn't think we'd do another for ages.
12:20We do unscheduled checks from time to time.
12:22A lot of the vehicles
12:24are out on jobs today.
12:26It's probably best you come back another time.
12:28Waste your time.
12:30Kind of ruins the element of spontaneity, don't you think?
12:34If we start with the trucks parked up in the lane...
12:36I'll leave you to it, Jimmy.
12:40Right, I'll get the keys.
12:50Now what?
12:52Paddy was talking to Chas
12:54about you in the pub earlier.
12:56Oh, what were you saying?
12:58Just how happy you both are.
13:02Look, are you sure you can't come clean
13:04and ditch this whole online thing?
13:06Yes, I'm sure.
13:08I'm not asking Paddy to rescue me trace.
13:10Dingle!
13:12I stand on me own two feet.
13:14OK, so if Paddy came to you
13:16with money problems,
13:18that would change the way you feel about him, would it?
13:20No, but if I go begging to Paddy,
13:22then yeah, it'd change how I feel about me.
13:24When the solution is staring me right in the face.
13:26OK, fine, I give up.
13:28It's your call.
13:30But if you are going to do this, you need to be savvy about it.
13:32Take down that photo
13:34and wear something that masks your identity.
13:36Shall I put some tights over me? I'd like a bank robber.
13:38You stay smart.
13:40I'll stay if he kicks.
13:42Thanks, Mum.
13:44All right.
13:46I need to upload this new profile pic
13:48before I go live.
13:54Are you done then?
13:56Afraid so. And?
13:58You've exceeded your legal driving limits.
14:00Are you sure?
14:02I don't guess the figures, Mr King.
14:04I've checked all the readings twice.
14:06Right, only I can't really see how that's happened.
14:08You've 28 days to pay the fine.
14:12And if I want to appeal?
14:14If there's been an admin mistake
14:16or a rotor error?
14:18It tells you how to appeal on the back.
14:20But it won't make any difference.
14:22The figures are there in black and white.
14:28To be honest,
14:30I've been struggling lately.
14:32Like a lot of small businesses.
14:34I can't afford a hefty fine like this.
14:36Should have thought about that
14:38before you wrote the law.
14:40Bye then.
14:46Oh, no.
14:48No, that's too capricious.
14:50Oh.
14:52No, don't be stupid, Amanda.
14:54You can't put tights around your head.
14:56Oh, maybe. Yeah.
14:58Maybe.
15:00Yeah.
15:04Oh, yeah. I guess that'll do.
15:06Yeah.
15:14Uploaded.
15:16Oh.
15:18Hiya.
15:20Mrs. Soon-to-be
15:22Dingle Dingle.
15:24I pass.
15:26What are you doing? Nothing.
15:28Dressing up? No.
15:30So, sorry, what were you on about there?
15:32About the Dingle Dingle? Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:34So, I was just thinking, because we're both Dingles
15:36already, that we could
15:38double barrel it and, um,
15:40take each other's names and then you don't miss out
15:42on getting a new one. I don't want to be Dingle Dingle.
15:44Sounds like a phone ringing.
15:46Fair point. Good job I'm joking then, innit?
15:48So, what are you doing?
15:50Nothing.
15:52Oh, this? No, I'm just having a nosy at some
15:54hen party props that Leila was chucking,
15:56you know, see if there's anything decent.
15:58You big kid.
16:00Oh, Chas gave us this. Just some daft
16:02wedding gifts.
16:04That's nice of her.
16:08You don't know what's in there yet? I'll take a look later, yeah.
16:10Oh, that's why
16:12you've popped back.
16:14Yeah, well, that and just see
16:16what you were up to. I had a client cancel
16:18and, um,
16:20got a spare half an hour. Oh, I'd love to
16:22but I'm due back at the salon any sec,
16:24you know. Can't be turning customers
16:26away when there's a wedding to pay for.
16:28Yeah, of course. Silly
16:30idea, really. Right,
16:32I'll leave you to it. Oh, thank you.
16:34Mwah!
16:36I love you.
16:38I love you too!
16:42Oh, my God.
16:46Right.
16:48Here goes.
16:50Right.
16:52It's for real. Yeah.
16:54It's for real now.
16:56Phew!
16:58Here goes.
17:00Madame Diamante
17:02Dales.
17:04Ah.
17:10Four footballs.
17:12We're not even halfway through the holidays.
17:14Eh?
17:16That's how many the boys have gone through.
17:18Chick got her teeth
17:20into this one. I'm trying to fix it but it's
17:22out.
17:24Something up?
17:28We've had a visit at the yard.
17:30A tachograph inspection.
17:32And?
17:34Oh, tell me you won't know
17:36over your hours.
17:42I've been trying to squeeze in
17:44a few extra runs.
17:46Try to make the books look a bit
17:48healthier. Yeah?
17:50They're not going to look very healthy after you've paid this, are they?
17:52If we can pay it at all
17:54now that we've lost Gorman's.
17:56Why would you even take a risk like that?
17:58I didn't think it was a risk.
18:00We've got to alter the figures before our next routine
18:02inspection. And then this
18:04examiner turns up out of the blue.
18:06Oh, God.
18:10The truth is
18:14when I'm behind the wheel
18:16it stops me
18:18thinking about Angel.
18:20I thought I was killing two
18:22birds. More like killing
18:24any chance of our business staying afloat.
18:26We rely
18:28on that extra income from the haulage,
18:30Jimmy. We're stuffed
18:32without it.
18:48Did you get a result?
18:50No, sir.
18:52We agreed 500, right? Yeah.
18:54And we had a chat
18:56with an ex-colleague of mine.
18:58I think I might have been underselling my services.
19:00Sorry? You got me
19:02for a steal, basically.
19:04Well, you've not really had to do anything.
19:06And? So what?
19:08You want to hike up the price?
19:10I think it's worth a grand, yeah.
19:14All right, I'll tell you what. I'm not going to give you any money.
19:16I don't like
19:18people being greedy, moving the goalposts. That's not how I
19:20do business. Hey, you can't
19:22do that. Of course I can.
19:24What are we going to do? Tell your boss?
19:26You'll get sacked if they know you're bent.
19:40All right? Yeah,
19:42better than that.
19:44We've got a great price for the herd.
19:48Aw.
19:50Look at you, cracking on with the boys, T.
19:52I don't reckon
19:54there's many blokes as useful and
19:56as sexy as you are.
20:02Sorry, have I missed something?
20:04What? I don't follow. Well, you were in a funny mood earlier.
20:06You had a right go at me. Was I?
20:08Was I? You couldn't do right for doing wrong.
20:10Well, I'm fine now.
20:12Unless you'd rather have an argument,
20:14obviously.
20:16Well, why would I want to do that? Good.
20:18I'll just go and grab a shower and get ready for dinner.
20:22No,
20:24what's up with you?
20:26Wouldn't go and mess it up?
20:28Yeah, there's something
20:30seriously off with him, you know.
20:32Really? I hadn't noticed.
20:40I mean, what gives him the right to
20:42just throw his weight around? I mean, that's twice he's nearly
20:44gone for you. Let's just talk about something else.
20:46No, I mean,
20:48there must be more to it. Like,
20:50he is hellbent on winding you up.
20:52Well, you've met him.
20:54He doesn't seem to give a toss about anything.
20:56Not yet, anyway.
20:58Meaning?
21:02Meaning
21:04I think that it's time that you and I
21:06joined forces again.
21:08Wipe that smug grin
21:10off his face. Properly teach him a lesson.
21:12What do you say?
21:14Do you really have to ask that?
21:16That's why I love you.
21:20I love you, too.