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00:00How are you, brother?
00:16Why are you crying?
00:18I went to the hospital twice to see you but nobody let me in.
00:24I even prayed to Abdullah Shah Qadipug twice.
00:30May Allah keep you happy.
00:32Long live, brother!
00:36Is he really a goon, father?
00:39I don't know.
00:41But how can someone love a goon so much?
00:48I'll leave now.
00:49Why?
00:51Father, you came all the way here and left me at home.
00:54There are so many people waiting to meet him.
00:56Will I also get in line?
00:57At least tell me before you come.
00:58If I tell you, you'll know that I'm going back.
01:00So, let's go quietly.
01:02Brother, move!
01:04Easy, easy.
01:08Be careful.
01:10Long live, brother!
01:12Long live, brother!
01:14Long live, brother!
01:16Long live, brother!
01:18Long live, brother!
01:20Long live, brother!
01:28Yes, Munna?
01:29You left?
01:30Yes.
01:31I was jealous of your respect.
01:34Please come back.
01:36I won't like it.
01:38Otherwise, I'll go back to the hospital.
01:42You're really Munna.
01:45Make tea.
01:47I'm coming.
01:49What happened now?
01:50He's asking me to come back or I'll go to the hospital again.
01:57Brother, Rehmati has sent these flowers.
02:04Keep them there.
02:06Yes, brother.
02:07And listen.
02:09Don't tell your wife that Rehmati has sent these flowers.
02:14Yes, brother.
02:15Hey!
02:16I threw these flowers in the street.
02:18I won't keep them there.
02:19Hey!
02:20Do as I say.
02:22Look at the flowers.
02:23Don't look at the intentions of the sender.
02:28Keep them there.
02:33Did she come?
02:34She came and left.
02:35Then she came back.
02:36What is she doing here?
02:38Ask her, brother.
02:39You'll ask her?
02:42Munna!
02:48Will anyone ask me for tea?
02:58Thank you, son.
03:02Call Zarnaab.
03:04Tell him to come and have tea.
03:07She won't come now.
03:12She has gone upstairs to see the pigeons.
03:17Does Munna also watch them?
03:19Yes, brother.
03:20He watches them too.
03:22He plays with them too.
03:23He talks to them too.
03:24If he has time, he feeds them too.
03:28Look at her.
03:29She is so naughty.
03:31Take this out.
03:32That one.
03:35Tea is here.
03:36Dad will have tea.
03:37Take that out.
03:39This white one.
03:41One minute.
03:45Yes, yes.
03:46Enough, enough.
03:50It's here.
03:51Your card is here.
03:54You are very naughty.
03:56Yes.
03:57Look here.
03:59You are a goon.
04:00You trouble girls.
04:02It's not girls, it's pigeons.
04:05It's girls.
04:10If he stays with me for two days,
04:13he will become a gentleman.
04:15Yes, that's right.
04:17Brother ate your food for ten days.
04:20He has become a gentleman.
04:23Tell me something honestly.
04:27Are you innocent or
04:30very clever?
04:31No, no.
04:33No one is clever here.
04:35No one is innocent here either.
04:38If they were innocent, they would have died long ago.
04:41If they were innocent, they would have lived longer.
04:44What is the age of goons?
04:45At most, 30 to 35 years.
04:47Where there is no law,
04:48cowards are called innocent.
04:51And cowards don't need to be killed.
04:54They live longer.
04:56They don't die either.
04:57They are buried.
05:00Wow, everyone here is a professor.
05:04What do you say Dilbar?
05:07You give this to me.
05:09And you go down.
05:10One minute.
05:12If you trouble girls again,
05:15look here,
05:16I will take you with me.
05:18She is so naughty.
05:19Make her understand.
05:20Did you understand?
05:21Did you understand?
05:22Your turn.
05:25Come, come.
05:26I will teach you a lesson.
05:28Wait, wait.
05:29Come here.
05:33Hello.
05:34Why don't you pick up the phone quickly?
05:35Brother, it was charging.
05:39Has she left?
05:40No, she is still here.
05:41Bomb her.
05:42I don't have a bomb.
05:43I have a pistol.
05:44Okay.
05:46Is her car parked?
05:47Yes, it is parked.
05:48She is in front of me.
05:49Remove the air from all four tires.
05:51Yes, brother.
05:52I will remove it right now.
05:53But brother.
05:54But what?
05:55But she won't be able to go like this.
05:58Then leave it.
06:01Turn towards Munna's house.
06:05Give her a bare car.
06:07Yes, brother.
06:08Give her a bare car.
06:09Okay, brother.
06:10I will give it right now.
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09:43Actually, I was wondering who has all these pictures?
09:54This is my father.
10:05This is my mother.
10:06This is my mother.
10:13They were not from this world.
10:18That's why they didn't live in this world.
10:22Why were they not from this world?
10:30My mother used to say,
10:33If I die of the hunger for Halal food instead of eating Halal food,
10:39I will kiss your forehead with pride on the day of judgement.
10:43And I will proudly say,
10:47that I am her mother.
10:48I am her mother.
11:01And I don't know what my father used to say.
11:10What?
11:12I will tell you one thing,
11:14I will tell you the rest later.
11:19But,
11:25once he called me to himself,
11:28made me sit,
11:30and put his hand on my neck and said,
11:36move ahead in life,
11:40but stand firm on one point.
11:43What was that?
11:45What?
11:46No,
11:48he asked me to ask him.
11:52When I asked him, he said,
11:57remember, when the filth of the house reaches the dirty drains,
12:03no one recognizes who has the expensive burger and who has the cheap roti.
12:11So you listened to your father.
12:17No.
12:22Then why are you telling me?
12:24I told you, I will tell you one day.
12:26When?
12:28When I feel that I won't cry today.
12:35Hey Munna,
12:39don't cry.
12:46You are talking just like me.
13:16I will tell you.
13:47Did you know that she was my fiancee?
13:56I knew.
13:58Still you didn't get scared.
14:05I found out after falling in love.
14:16How much love?
14:18So much,
14:19that I shot Munna.
14:23I called you and you came.
14:28Do you know what I started doing with you?
14:31You won't do anything.
14:35That,
14:37what do you call it,
14:39Gaitar,
14:43is not yours anymore.
14:47Right now,
14:49you are at Munna's house
14:53and we both
14:55are sitting here at your house.
15:17I am sorry,
15:19that even after so many bullets,
15:23I didn't die from you.
15:29I had died.
15:33I had died.
15:36I had died.
15:38I had died.
15:40I had died.
15:42I had died.
15:44I had died.
15:46But she brought me back to life.
15:50My Munna,
15:53is my child.
15:56He is very intelligent.
16:00It is said that
16:02a woman who died in love
16:06brings back a dead man to life.
16:13Do you still love her?
16:17Not at all.
16:20Shut up, Munna.
16:24Your love is in your anger.
16:35When will you kill her?
16:47I said,
16:49when will you kill her?
16:51Munna,
16:54again.
16:55This time, full and final.
17:08I will kill her
17:10and hang myself.
17:13And you will bring her back?
17:14No one touched you while I was alive.
17:18You kill Munna,
17:21and I will give you
17:23a head massage
17:24as a gift.
17:30And then you
17:31marry her.
17:37And show her dancing
17:38on the henna and henna.
17:45I want to see her dancing.
17:51She says I dance very well.
17:56Once I see her dancing,
18:01then I will give you
18:04full
18:07and final.
18:14I love you, Munna.
18:44I love you, Munna.
19:00He was crying, father.
19:04Why was he crying?
19:05He is not a brother.
19:08When a brother speaks,
19:10it sounds like a brother.
19:15By the way, his heart is so weak
19:19that it will break if he gets hurt.
19:23But his body is not weak.
19:26He has taken so many pills
19:27that he is taking medicine.
19:31Brother-in-law?
19:34I have heard it so many times
19:36that it has become a habit.
19:41Brother-in-law.
19:45Which one is that?
19:46The one who is spitting.
19:48Take it out.
19:59Take it, brother.
20:00Carefully.
20:10Do you tease girls
20:11or she has said it?
20:15She calls pigeons girls.
20:16What should I do?
20:20I am punishing you.
20:22Go.
20:24Find your girl.
20:31The world runs on punishment.
20:34Mine and hers.
20:38Brother, look.
20:39Brother, look.
20:46Is it okay?
20:51It is an unknown number.
20:53See who it is.
20:55Hello.
20:58Yes.
20:59Wait a minute.
21:01Understood.
21:02What is the key?
21:03Yes.
21:08Yes, Mr. Minister.
21:09Munna speaking.
21:11I am feeling good.
21:13What are you feeling good?
21:15Munna is speaking.
21:16I am feeling good after hearing this.
21:19Tell me.
21:21I want to meet you.
21:22Urgent.
21:25The doctors have said
21:26that I should not leave the house.
21:27I have to rest.
21:29I cannot go anywhere.
21:31Who told you to come?
21:32I come to you.
21:34I want to talk about the government.
21:37How many people will come?
21:38I will come.
21:39That's it.
21:40One.
21:41The only one.
21:42Me.
21:43When we have to talk about the government,
21:44we meet in the private car.
21:46Okay.
21:47Today at 7 o'clock.
21:48At 6.69,
21:50I will be at your door.
21:53Okay.
21:56What?
21:58I want to talk officially.
22:00I cannot tell you.
22:02Okay.
22:08When you went to the terrace
22:10to see the pigeons,
22:12I heard Munna's voice.
22:15I thought the tea has arrived.
22:17Should I call the priest?
22:19Who is this priest?
22:27They call me priest.
22:30Dilbar has named me.
22:32He says that
22:33Munna is not cured by the medicines of the doctor,
22:36but by your prayers.
22:39He is right.
22:41You have saved him from the jaws of death.
22:44I think about it, father.
22:46If something had happened to him,
22:49I would have been in debt for the rest of my life.
22:54I would not have been able to pay it off.
23:03Can I sleep for a while?
23:06Yes.
23:09Listen.
23:10Yes.
23:14Before taking any decision,
23:17think again that he is a boy.
23:23Even if you and I do not consider him a boy.
23:28I know, father.
23:32And I still consider him a goon.
23:36If you say, he will leave everything.
23:41Why will I say?
23:43No.
23:44I mean
23:47he cannot refuse you.
23:50So?
23:59Tell me further.
24:03Tell me.
24:11You have fallen in love with him.
24:16I am not feeling bad.
24:21I am feeling scared, Sarna.
24:33It was sunny when you left the car.
24:37Sunny?
24:40Go and take a bath.
24:42Put cold water on your head.
24:44And believe me and sleep for two hours
24:47that I have not fallen in love with him.
24:55It is not sunny today.
24:58When it is not sunny, then?
24:59When it is not sunny, then?
25:29Before taking any decision,
25:32think again that he is a boy.
25:35Even if you and I do not consider him a boy.
25:50You have fallen in love with him.
26:00Please come back.
26:02I will not like it.
26:04Otherwise, I will go back to the hospital.
26:30You did not sleep?
26:38Your words did not let me sleep.
26:42What are you talking about?
26:45You said that
26:48I have fallen in love with him.
26:53I have not fallen in love.
26:57And I will not fall in love.
27:00Yes, yes.
27:02Yes, I am waiting.
27:04Tell me the car number.
27:06Okay.
27:09Yes, Zulmi.
27:10Yes, brother.
27:117235, black colour.
27:13Go, he is outside.
27:21Sister-in-law's tiffin is left with us.
27:24Thank God, I was feeling very hungry.
27:26Did you not get food?
27:27What?
27:28Your tiffin has come.
27:31Yesterday, when sister-in-law came with food,
27:34she forgot her tiffin here.
27:37If you say, shall I call her?
27:40Why? Will you call her back?
27:42No, I will say that brother is feeling very hungry.
27:46No, brother.
27:47Food will not come.
27:48You go.
27:49Brother, the minister must have come.
27:50Bring him straight to me.
27:52Okay.
27:57Come, come, minister.
27:59Come, come.
28:00How are you?
28:01Remove your mask.
28:02Even we got to know that it is you.
28:05Good sense of humour.
28:07Come.
28:14Start the conversation.
28:16Wait, Munna.
28:18Let me be happy to see you alive.
28:21That is enough.
28:24I am not happier than life.
28:25Then who is happier than life?
28:27I will tell you later.
28:29Now talk about work.
28:31Do you walk properly now?
28:33I run too.
28:35Miracle.
28:38How many people have you killed till date?
28:45With my life.
28:47And what?
28:49No one.
28:52No murder?
28:53No murder.
28:55No murder.
28:57This has been recorded, right?
29:00The brother who has so much terror in his hands,
29:02not a single person died from his hands.
29:05This is my record.
29:07Then break this record.
29:10What?
29:11You know who reaches the victory stand, right?
29:15One who makes the record
29:19or the one who breaks the record.
29:21The one who breaks the record.
29:23Break the record.
29:26You could have told me this on the phone too.
29:29If I had told you on the phone, you would have agreed.
29:34I don't call you now.
29:38I got a private car done for no reason.
29:41I put on a mask.
29:43I wore a P-cap.
29:47I want to be a brother, Mr. Minister.
29:51I can't kill anyone.
29:53Then how will you become a big man?
29:55You have become a big man.
29:58You have just become a minister.
30:00And to become a big man, you have to forget
30:03that there is a small man too.
30:05By the way, Navraj was saying that you are very brave.
30:07You are not afraid of anyone.
30:11You are lying.
30:13Neither am I intelligent nor am I so brave
30:16that anyone would think that I am not afraid of anyone.
30:21You are afraid of mercy.
30:31Excuse me.
30:34Greetings.
30:35Greetings.
30:37Our tiffin has left with you people.
30:40Yes, Dilwar told me.
30:41So return it.
30:43I will bring it at night.
30:45Don't come yourself.
30:47Just send it to someone.
30:52Okay.
31:00What were you saying?
31:02I was asking if you are afraid of mercy.
31:05I used to.
31:07Now I am afraid of it.
31:09Take over it.
31:12How?
31:14Kill it.
31:17Mercy has brought me up as a brother.
31:20I was a small pundit.
31:22It made me a brother.
31:24And I was a brother
31:26who used to do whatever he wanted.
31:30I will not be merciful.
31:32I will scare it but I will not kill it.
31:34You will have to kill it or it will kill you.
31:37Because it does not let fear live.
31:41How will you live?
31:46I have your spiritual guide.
31:49He will not let me die.
31:50Munai, a bullet
31:53can kill a spiritual guide.
31:55If you want to guide someone in love
31:59then you will have to kill the bullet.
32:07Sit down and talk.
32:09I cannot sit and talk.
32:12I am going to turn off the C.
32:15You were right that you are not intelligent at all.
32:20If I was intelligent, I would have been a minister like you.
32:25You should salute your stupidity.
32:30I will make governments for you.
32:32Where do you want to go?
32:34Wait a minute.
32:37Take your cap and mask with you.
32:42The men of mercy are roaming around.
32:45The men of mercy are roaming around.
32:55I have told you directly.
32:57Return our tiffin.
33:00And he will say yes.
33:02I will do it.
33:04How dare he say no?
33:06Good.
33:12Why did you say good?
33:14Because you have convinced me that he is just a goon.
33:18And because of you, he took bullets.
33:21I was cooking food for him out of sympathy.
33:24And you were praying for him after offering prayers.
33:28I was repaying his favor.
33:31Isn't it?
33:33So what?
33:34That is why I said good.
33:36Very good.
33:42Anyway
33:44I have identified him.
33:46I will go to him in a day or two.
33:48I will ask him how he is.
33:51This is your greatness.
33:53Otherwise, there is no need to go.
33:55When I saw him for the last time,
33:57I thought he will be fit till the next bullet.
34:02Why will he take bullets now?
34:04He is a goon.
34:06This is what happens in the fate of goons.
34:09Either kill him or die.
34:11Anyway, why do you care about him?
34:15No, there is nothing like that.
34:20Sympathy doesn't get suspended suddenly.
34:25And I have become friends with him too.
34:28Dilbar and Zulmi.
34:30Dilbar sings so well.
34:32We will keep a party there day after tomorrow.
34:35And Zulmi,
34:37when I hear his jokes,
34:39he makes me laugh and makes me feel bad.
34:41He makes you laugh and makes you feel bad.
34:45You also make me laugh and make me feel bad.
34:49Don't you believe me?
34:51Get my CT scan done.
34:53You will know how much I am laughing from inside.
34:55Why?
34:57On what?
34:59I have never seen in my life that you are scared of someone.
35:04And I have never heard in my life that you have ever lied.
35:08That too with so much honesty.
35:12Eat your food.
35:14I told you that you are a very bad actress.
35:16That's why I have become a host.
35:18I won't eat now and you also won't eat.
35:20Keep your spoon down.
35:24And tell me,
35:26when did you see that I am scared of someone?
35:29And when did you hear that I also lie?
35:35You have never lied to anyone.
35:41But now you are talking to yourself.
35:45And you have never been scared of anyone.
35:50But you are scared of the fact that he is a goon.
35:55And you can't love him.
36:02You loved a goon for 8 years.
36:06You were engaged for 4 years.
36:08And if he wouldn't have cheated on you,
36:11you both would have got married last month.
36:16I have tested this goon.
36:19I have tested him.
36:22He is a goon for sure.
36:25But he is not a goon inside.
36:29You have fallen in love with him.
36:32I just don't believe it.
36:36Dad.
36:37Listen.
36:39I had told you,
36:41think twice before taking any decision.
36:45You just thought once.
36:50I won't eat even if you ask me to.
36:54He will take your tiffin to him and make him understand
36:58that you have sent him food.
37:02His heart must have broken.
37:08Okay, you eat.
37:10I won't eat because he wouldn't have eaten either.
37:13If you don't believe me, call him and ask him.
37:17And Zainab, I am not like you
37:20that I forget someone's favor so soon.
37:26He didn't save your life by taking the pills.
37:33He saved my respect.
37:37He saved my respect.
38:00Because I am green.