Emmerdale 9 August 2024
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00:00♫
00:06Cyclops!
00:07Cyclops!
00:08Cyclops!
00:09Cyclops!
00:11APPLAUSE
00:13Oh, my God.
00:18Hello.
00:24Mmm. Lethal combo, that, innit, eh?
00:27Sweaty, sexy and health-conscious.
00:29Oh, hold on. He's doing stretches now, look.
00:34Oh, can't seem to stop looking, short of jabbing my own eyes out.
00:38What, you two staring at?
00:39Aye. Just, er, wondering who that is.
00:42You know, in a community-minded, landlady kind of way.
00:46Oh, stopped outside Vick's.
00:49Oh, no, Eric said something about a random half-brother of hers
00:54turning up at a funeral yesterday.
00:56I bet that's him. Apparently they share the same dad.
00:59What, he's Jack's son? No, that can't be right, can it?
01:02Well, it is. How do you know?
01:04What are we all looking at?
01:06I met him yesterday. His van broke down.
01:08Met who? Who is that?
01:10Just some idiot.
01:12Oh, he's gone inside now.
01:16Full disclosure, now.
01:18What do you want me to say? There's nothing to tell.
01:21Well, he's Annie and Robert's half-brother. It's kind of a big deal, love.
01:24Hey, Sarah, do you know anything about this? What?
01:27Your half-brother of your dad's turning up.
01:30What?
01:36Hey, everything all right?
01:38No, I can't find the cattle passport for the auction.
01:41It was here the other day. Somebody must have moved it.
01:44I had a bit of a tidy-round earlier.
01:46It's been here somewhere. What did you do that for?
01:49Because the place needs it, all right? Meaning what exactly?
01:52Meaning nothing.
01:54You want the auction at ten? Yep.
02:00Anything I can do to help?
02:02No.
02:04Actually, you could move the rest of the herd down to the bottom field.
02:07I thought you needed that field for the new cattle,
02:10because I've just moved them out of it.
02:12So basically, you're just going around making extra work for me.
02:15I was just trying to help, all right? That's why I took the boys to holiday camp,
02:18and then I was maybe going to do some of your deliveries,
02:20but I'm not bothered next time, eh?
02:22Thanks for that. Right, I've got to go.
02:25See you later. Take care. Bye.
02:29You slept with him? Robert's brother?
02:32I didn't know that at the time, did I? I'm not a complete idiot.
02:35This is what I hate about you and your hook-ups.
02:38He could have been anyone.
02:40Well, anyone would have been better than this, wouldn't it?
02:43Of all the messed-up bad luck.
02:45Well, it's not ideal. Agreed.
02:48And what if he says something to Vic? Tells her about us?
02:51Only you and him aren't an us, though, are you?
02:55I mean, you didn't even know his name at the time.
02:57Right, if this is going to turn into some sort of lecture...
02:59It's not.
03:01I mean, it's not what people normally do, is it?
03:04Broadcast the sex lives to virtual strangers like Vic?
03:07Normal people know, but...
03:09The guy's obviously a bit of a weirdo.
03:11He wouldn't have drove off and left me.
03:13I think you're worrying too much.
03:15It's not just that, Mum. It's...
03:18You brought everything back.
03:21About Robert, you know.
03:24I can't go back there again.
03:32How was your run?
03:34Fine.
03:35Oh, so you didn't get lost on the route, I suggested.
03:37Got back, didn't I?
03:39I'll stick the kettle on, then. I can make you some toast if you want.
03:42Not for me, Ta. I'm ready for the off.
03:44But I thought the garage said it'd take a few days to fix your van.
03:47Decided I can't wait that long. Besides, they're fitting a radiator, not a new engine.
03:50I don't know why they're making such a meal of it.
03:52You sound like my dad.
03:54He was no nonsense, didn't suffer fools.
03:56I thought we weren't doing this.
03:58Yeah. Sorry.
03:59It's just hard when you remind me of him so much.
04:01This is why I didn't want to stay here.
04:04OK, I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again.
04:06Makes no odds now. I'm going.
04:11Vic?
04:12Chas said something about a half-brother of yours.
04:16Um, hey, you must be John.
04:18I'm Sarah. I'm his daughter.
04:20Andy. That's the adopted one, right?
04:23We haven't talked much about stuff.
04:25It's not that straightforward, Sarah.
04:27Well, why isn't it? Come on, I've got loads of questions.
04:34Flipping it, Chas.
04:36Is that what you're in?
04:37No.
04:38What are you looking at?
04:40Pack it in your seat.
04:41Oh, now I really want to know. Let's see.
04:44I'm just making a profile for me.
04:46Finn Dompage.
04:47You what Dompage?
04:49It's short for financial domination.
04:51Look, I thought you might help with my cash flow thing.
04:56OK, this is bonkers.
04:58What? You think it's a bit OTT?
05:00You see, there's a fine line between, like, bossy and crazy lady.
05:04The whole flipping idea is crazy. You can't do it.
05:07Why can't I?
05:08Oh, what, take money off books,
05:10you get the kicks from being told off, then ripped off?
05:13Hardly a strong lifestyle choice, is it?
05:15This is just a way of getting fast cash into Maddy Mandy's bossy bank.
05:18Please tell me you're not using your real name.
05:20Oh, no, obviously.
05:22But you're going to have to put a picture on there.
05:25Oh, yeah, I know that. Actually, I need your opinion on that.
05:29Why are you doing that gurning face? You look like Miss Trenchbolt.
05:32That's my no messing face.
05:34Well, you can't use it. People will recognise you.
05:37So what am I meant to do?
05:39Forget the whole thing.
05:41Look, people you meet on there,
05:44they will not be nice.
05:46Trust someone who's done stuff for money they're not proud of.
05:49But that's why it's great, cos it's online, it's safe.
05:52Yeah, but things can snowball.
05:54Before you know it, you're agreeing to stuff you're not comfortable with.
05:58Listen, look what happened to Emelia.
06:00She wasn't even doing anything dodgy.
06:03I hear you, right, and I will be careful,
06:06but this seems like a win-win.
06:08You know, I'm a bossy cow for free. Why not earn from it?
06:11I'm sorry, I don't like it.
06:13But if I can't stop you,
06:15then please just don't tell me any more,
06:18cos I'll only worry about what could go wrong.
06:25So you always knew Jack was your dad,
06:27but you never spoke about getting in touch with him?
06:29That's her asking, so you can't have a go at me?
06:31Never wanted to.
06:34Look, Mum said she wrote to him when I was little.
06:38Sent a picture of me, explained everything.
06:41He never replied.
06:43But you never mentioned a letter yesterday.
06:45It was my mum's funeral. What's it matter, anyway?
06:48Maybe he never got the letter.
06:50More of a romantic way to look at it, isn't it?
06:52Shame I'm a realist.
06:54Apart from the fact that you didn't know him.
06:56You would have never ignored something that important.
06:58Yeah, what if Vic's right?
07:00You genuinely didn't know that you existed.
07:02That'd be so sad.
07:03Actually, it wouldn't have made a fat lot of difference.
07:06I had an old man who gave her stuff about me,
07:08and my life has been fine.
07:10I'm not a victim here.
07:12No-one's saying that you are.
07:14Why are you looking at me like some object of pity?
07:17Sorry, but I'm done here.
07:29Is that your wedding speech?
07:31No, it's stuffed in a drawer at home.
07:33Hopefully, when I get it back, it might be a little bit funnier.
07:37No, I'm just making a listening test.
07:40A list of stuff for Italy.
07:42I went through my wardrobe and it's not quite cutting it.
07:45Says who? Mandy?
07:46No, me, actually.
07:47Just thought I might get myself a linen shirt,
07:49some floppy trousers, a pair of sandals.
07:51Go a bit more stylish.
07:53Blimey, wow.
07:54Well, in that case, you might not want this tacky load of stuff.
07:58What's that?
07:59Well, you know, it's just a pre-wedding present for you and Mandy.
08:04His and her slippers.
08:06Bride and groom rubber ducks.
08:09They were only meant to be daft. I thought they'd make you smile.
08:11Did you?
08:12Yeah. Anyway, they were fluttering up the back of the wardrobe,
08:14so seeing as you two are getting wed, I thought I'd dig them out.
08:20Chas.
08:22Somebody buy them for us?
08:24Ah.
08:25So what if they did, all right? They haven't been used.
08:28Mandy loves a bit of kitsch, doesn't she?
08:31Main thing is, is that we're giving with good intention.
08:34I hope you two will be really happy.
08:36Yeah.
08:37You know, matching slippers and our tacky little bath toys.
08:40Exactly!
08:42I know it took me a while to get my head around you two.
08:45Stopped myself from being jealous about Eve having a step-mum.
08:48But I have done.
08:50And I'm really sorry I gave Mandy such a hard time.
08:52She don't deserve it.
08:54I appreciate you saying that.
08:56Everyone can see she'd do anything for you.
08:59She's a good one, Paddy.
09:01She is.
09:02And we're happy.
09:04Which is pretty amazing, second time round.
09:06After 25 years.
09:09Ah, there we go, being jealous again.
09:13Just don't let anybody ruin what you've got.
09:16I won't.
09:17Thanks, Chas.
09:20Oh, Trace, sorry for keeping you waiting. What can I get you?
09:23Um...
09:25Just a white wine, please.
09:27Thanks, Chas.
09:30Hey, what are you up to?
09:34What are you staring at?
09:36That numpty.
09:38Right, um, anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for upsetting you earlier.
09:42You didn't.
09:44I'd have to care for that weapon.
09:46And you don't, right?
09:48You're all strangers to me.
09:50We're not even related, right? Your dad was adopted.
09:53I see. Thanks for that.
09:56You all right, Sarah?
09:58Sarah?
10:02What have you said to her?
10:03You know you're fast becoming a nag.
10:06Is that right, is it?
10:08What is your game?
10:10Did you know who I was when you first asked to meet me?
10:12Did I know you used to be with some random I've never met
10:15but happen to share genes with?
10:17No, oddly.
10:19Here's one for you, though.
10:21Anyone ever told you you were insanely paranoid?
10:24You're insanely paranoid and a bit of a whiner.
10:30Say that again.
10:36Which bit?
10:38That you're paranoid or a whiner?
10:41What is your problem?
10:44You lot.
10:46I don't need any of you, only no-one's getting the message.
10:51Especially you.
10:55Shit!
10:57Oi!
10:59What's going on?
11:01Nothing. Just having a little chat.
11:05Somebody's teaching him a lesson.
11:07Just leave it.
11:10He'll have my van fixed by tomorrow.
11:13Can give it a wash, too, yeah?
11:16That's a good lad.
11:18That's a good lad.
11:38You all right? Is Aaron about?
11:40No.
11:42Can you tell him I popped in? Just wanted a word.
11:44Not his secretary.
11:46Nice one, Jimmy. Thanks for your help.
11:48I'm trying to work something out, but I can't make a man up.
11:52We lost a big client yesterday.
11:54I'm sorry to hear that.
11:59Are you for me or holy scrap?
12:01I'm sorry?
12:03Holy, I, er...
12:05I seem to be wearing both hats today.
12:07Arthur Blakefield, traffic examiner for the Vehicle Compliance Agency.
12:12I'm here regarding Home James haulage and a tachograph check.
12:16Yeah, we had one of them not long back.
12:18I didn't think we'd do another for ages.
12:20We do unscheduled checks from time to time.
12:22A lot of the vehicles are out on jobs today.
12:25It's probably best you come back another time.
12:27I wouldn't want to waste your time.
12:29Kind of ruins the element of spontaneity, don't you think?
12:34If we start with the trucks parked up in the lane...
12:36I'll leave you to it, Jimmy.
12:39Right, I'll, er... get the keys.
12:49Oh, now what?
12:52Paddy was talking to Chas about you in the pub earlier.
12:55Oh? What were they saying?
12:58Just how happy you both are.
13:01Look, are you sure you can't come clean
13:03and ditch this whole online thing?
13:06Yes, I'm sure. I'm not asking Paddy to rescue me trace.
13:10Dingle! I stand on me own two feet.
13:12OK, so if Paddy came to you with money problems,
13:16that would change the way you feel about him, would it?
13:19No, but if I go begging to Paddy, then, yeah, it'd change how I feel about me.
13:22Especially when the solution is staring me right in the face.
13:25Oh, OK, fine, I give up. It's your call.
13:28But if you are going to do this, you need to be savvy about it.
13:31Take down that photo and wear cement that masks your identity.
13:35What, shall I put some tights over me? I'd like a bank robber.
13:38You stay smart.
13:40I'll stay if he cares.
13:42Thanks, Mum.
13:44All right.
13:46I need to upload this new profile pic before I go live.
13:54Are you done, then?
13:55Afraid so. And?
13:57You've exceeded your legal driving limits.
13:59Are you sure?
14:00I don't guess the figures, Mr King.
14:02I've checked all the readings twice.
14:04Right, only I can't really see how that's happened.
14:07You've 28 days to pay the fine.
14:10And if I want to appeal?
14:12If there's been an admin mistake or a rotor error?
14:16Tells you how to appeal on the back.
14:18But it won't make any difference.
14:20The rules are clear, the figures are there in black and white.
14:27To be honest, I've been struggling lately.
14:30Like a lot of small businesses.
14:34I can't afford a hefty fine like this.
14:37Should have thought about that before you broke the law.
14:40Bye, then.
14:46Oh, no.
14:48No, that's too capricious.
14:50Oh.
14:52No, don't be stupid, Amanda. You can't put tights round your head.
14:55Oh, maybe. Yeah.
14:57Maybe.
14:59Oh, yeah.
15:01Oh.
15:03Oh, yeah. I guess it'll do.
15:05Yeah.
15:07Oh.
15:09Oh.
15:13Uploaded.
15:17Oh.
15:19Hiya.
15:21Mrs Soon-To-Be. Dingle, dingle.
15:24I pass.
15:26What are you doing? Nothing.
15:28Dressing up? No.
15:30So, sorry, what were you on about there, about the dingle, dingle?
15:33Oh, yeah, yeah. So, I was just thinking,
15:35because we're both dingles already,
15:37that we could double-barrel it
15:39and take each other's names
15:41and then you don't miss out on getting a new one.
15:43I don't want to be dingle, dingle. Sounds like a phone ringing.
15:46Fair point. Good job I'm joking, then, innit?
15:49So, what are you doing? Nothing.
15:51Oh, this? No, I'm just having a nosy at some hen party props
15:55that Layla was chucking, you know, see if there's anything decent.
15:58You big kid.
16:00Oh, Chas gave us this. Just some daft wedding gifts.
16:04That's nice of her.
16:08You don't know what's in there yet?
16:10I'll take a look later, yeah.
16:12Oh, that's why you've popped back.
16:14Yeah, well, that and just to see what you were up to.
16:17I had a client cancel and, erm...
16:20..got a spare half an hour.
16:22Oh, I'd love to, but I'm due back at the salon any sec, you know.
16:25Can't be turning customers away when there's a wedding to pay for.
16:28Yeah, of course. Silly idea, really.
16:31Right, I'll leave you to it.
16:33Oh, thank you, Fads.
16:37I love you. I love you, too!
16:43Oh, my God.
16:46Right.
16:49Here goes. Right.
16:51It's for real. Yeah.
16:53Yeah, it's for real, Mum.
16:56Phew!
16:59There it goes.
17:01Madame Diamante Dales.
17:07HE SIGHS
17:10Four footballs.
17:12We're not even halfway through the holidays.
17:15Eh? That's how many the boys have gone through.
17:19Chip got her teeth into this one. I'm trying to fix it, but it's out.
17:24Something up?
17:28We've had a visit at the yard.
17:31A tachograph inspection.
17:33And?
17:35Oh, tell me you won't over your hours.
17:42I've been trying to squeeze in a few extra runs.
17:46Try to make the books look a bit healthier.
17:49Yeah? They're not going to look very healthy after you've paid this, are they?
17:53If we can pay it at all, now that we've lost Gorman's.
17:56Why would you even take a risk like that?
17:58I didn't think it was a risk.
18:00I was going to alter the figures before our next routine inspection.
18:03And then this examiner turns up out of the blue.
18:07Oh, God.
18:11The truth is...
18:15..when I'm behind the wheel...
18:18..it stops me thinking about Angel.
18:21I thought I was killing two birds.
18:23More like killing any chance of our business staying afloat.
18:27We rely on that extra income from the haulage, Jimmy.
18:31We're stuffed without it.
18:32God!
18:48Did you get a result?
18:50No, sir.
18:51We agreed 500, right? Yeah.
18:53I only had a chat with an ex-colleague of mine.
18:57I think I might have been underselling my services.
19:00Sorry?
19:01You got me for a steal, basically.
19:03Well, you've not really had to do anything.
19:05And?
19:06So, what, you want to hike up the price?
19:09I think it's worth a grand, yeah.
19:13All right, I tell you what, I'm not going to give you any money.
19:16I don't like people being greedy, moving the core posts.
19:19That's not how I do business.
19:21You can't do that. Of course I can.
19:23What are you going to do? Tell your boss?
19:25You'll get sacked if they know you're bent.
19:32It's all right?
19:34Yeah, better than that.
19:37We've got a great price for the herd.
19:40Aw.
19:42Look at you, cracking home with the boys, T.
19:45I don't reckon there's many blokes as useful and as sexy as you are.
19:51Ha!
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh!
20:00Sorry, have I missed something?
20:02What? I don't follow.
20:03You were in a funny mood earlier. You had a right go at me.
20:06Was I?
20:07You couldn't do right for doing wrong.
20:09Well, I'm fine now.
20:11Unless you'd rather have an argument, obviously.
20:14Well, why would I want to do that?
20:16Good. I'll just go and grab a shower and get ready for dinner.
20:24You know, what's up with you wouldn't go amiss, though.
20:27Yeah, there's something seriously off with him, you know.
20:31Really? I hadn't noticed.
20:38I mean, what gives him the right to just throw his weight around?
20:41That's twice he's nearly gone for you.
20:43Let's just talk about something else.
20:45No, I mean, there must be more to it.
20:47Like, he is hell-bent on winding you up.
20:50Well, you've met him.
20:52He doesn't seem to give a toss about anything.
20:55No, not yet, anyway.
20:57Meaning?
21:00Meaning...
21:02I think that it's time that you and I joined forces again.
21:07Wipe that smug grin off his face, properly teach him a lesson.
21:10What do you say?
21:12Do you really have to ask that?
21:15That's why I love him.
21:25Pornhub.