Emmerdale 9th August 2024
Emmerdale 9th August 2024
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00:05🎵 Psycho Fetcher! 🎵
00:07🎵 Psycho Fetcher! 🎵
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00:17Hello
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00:25Fetal combo that innit eh?
00:27Sweaty, sexy and health conscious
00:30Oh, hold on
00:32He's doing stretches now, look
00:34Oh, can't seem to stop looking
00:36short of jabbing my own eyes out
00:38What are you two staring at?
00:40Just wondering who that is
00:42you know, in a community minded
00:44landlady kind of way
00:46Oh, stopped outside Vicks
00:48Oh no
00:50Eric said something
00:52about a random half brother of hers
00:54turning up at a funeral yesterday
00:56I bet that's him, apparently they share the same dad
00:59What, he's Jack's son?
01:01No, that can't be right, can it?
01:03Well it is. How do you know?
01:05What are we all looking at?
01:07I met him yesterday, his van broke down
01:09Met who? Who is that?
01:11Just some idiot
01:13Aww, he's gone inside now
01:15Full disclosure, now
01:19What do you want me to say? There's nothing to tell
01:21Well he's Annie and Robert's half brother, it's kind of a big deal love
01:23Hey Sarah, do you know anything about this?
01:25What?
01:27Your secret half brother of your dad's turning up
01:29What?
01:35Hey, something alright?
01:37No, I can't find the cattle passport
01:39for the auction
01:41It was here the other day, somebody must have moved it
01:43I had a bit of a tidy round earlier
01:45Yeah, somewhere
01:47What did you do that for?
01:49There's a place that needs it, alright
01:51Meaning what exactly?
01:53Meaning nothing
01:56Anything I can do to help?
01:58No
02:00Actually, you could move the rest of the herd
02:02down to the bottom field
02:04Right, I thought you needed that field
02:06for the new cattle, because I've just moved them out of it
02:08Right, so basically you're just going around
02:10making extra work for me
02:12I was just trying to help, alright
02:14That's why I took the boys to holiday camp
02:16and then I was maybe going to do some of your deliveries
02:18but I'm not bothered next time, right?
02:20Well, thank goodness for that
02:22Right, I've got to go
02:25See you later, take care, bye
02:29You slept with him, Robert's brother
02:31I didn't know that at the time, did I?
02:33I'm not a complete idiot
02:35This is what I hate about you and your hook-ups
02:37He could have been anyone
02:39But anyone would have been better than this, wouldn't it?
02:41Of all the messed up, bad luck
02:45Well, it's not ideal, agreed
02:47And what if he says something to Vic?
02:49Tells her about us?
02:51Only you and him aren't an us, though, are you?
02:53I mean, you didn't even know his name at the time
02:55Right, if this is going to turn into some sort of lecture
02:57It's not
03:01I mean, it's not what people normally do, is it?
03:03Broadcast the sex lives to virtual strangers like Vic
03:05Normal people know, but
03:07the guy's obviously a bit of a weirdo
03:09He wouldn't have drove off and left me
03:11I think you're worrying too much
03:13It's not just that, Mum
03:17You brought everything back
03:19about Robert, you know
03:22I can't go back there again
03:31How was your run?
03:33Fine
03:35Oh, so you didn't get lost on the route, I suggested
03:37Got back, didn't I?
03:39I'll stick the kettle on, then
03:41I can make you some toast if you want
03:43Not for me, Ta, I'm ready for the off
03:45But I thought the garage said it'd take a few days to fix your van
03:47I've decided I can't wait that long
03:49Besides, they're fitting a radiator, not a new engine
03:52You sound like my dad
03:54He was no-nonsense, didn't suffer fools
03:56I thought we weren't doing this
03:58Yeah, sorry
04:00It's just hard when you remind me of him so much
04:02This is why I didn't want to stay here
04:04OK, I'm sorry, I promise I won't do it again
04:06Makes no odds now
04:08I'm going
04:10Vic
04:12Chas said something about a half-brother of yours
04:16Um, hey, you must be John
04:18I'm Sarah, Andy's daughter
04:20Andy, that's the adopted one, right?
04:22We haven't talked much about stuff
04:24It's not that straightforward, Sarah
04:26Why isn't it?
04:28Come on, I've got loads of questions
04:34Flipping it, Chas
04:36What's up with you?
04:38What are you looking at?
04:40Pack it in, you see
04:42Oh, now I really want to know, let's see
04:44I'm just making a profile for me
04:46Finn Dompage
04:49What Dompage?
04:51It's short for Financial Domination
04:53I thought it might help with my cash flow thing
04:57OK, this is bonkers
04:59You think it's a bit OTT?
05:01You see, there's a fine line between like, you know
05:03bossy and crazy lady
05:05The whole flipping idea's crazy
05:07You can't do it
05:09Why can't I?
05:11Oh, what, take money off books, you get the kicks from being told off
05:13then ripped off
05:15Hardly a strong lifestyle choice, is it?
05:18Cash into Mardy Mandy's bossy bank
05:20Please tell me you're not using your real name
05:22No, obviously
05:24But you're going to have to put a picture on there
05:26Oh, yeah, I know that
05:28Actually, I need your opinion on that
05:30Why are you doing that gurning face?
05:32You look like Miss Trenchbolt
05:34That's my no messing face
05:36Well, you can't use it, people will recognise you
05:38So what am I meant to do?
05:40Forget the whole thing
05:42Look, people you meet on there
05:44they will not be nice
05:46Trust someone who's
05:48done stuff for money they're not proud of
05:50But that's why it's great, cos it's online, it's safe
05:52You hope?
05:54But things can snowball
05:56Before you know it, you're agreeing to stuff you're not comfortable with
05:58Listen, look what happened to Emelia
06:00She wasn't even doing anything dodgy
06:04I hear you, right
06:06And I will be careful, but this seems like a win-win
06:08You know, I'm a bossy cow for free
06:10Why not earn from it?
06:12I'm sorry, I don't like it
06:15But if I can't stop you then
06:17please just don't tell me anymore
06:19cos
06:21I'll only worry about what could go wrong
06:27So you always knew Jack was your dad
06:29but you never spoke about getting in touch with him
06:31That's her asking, so you can't have a go at me
06:33Never wanted to
06:35Look
06:37Mum said she wrote to him when I was little
06:39Sent a picture of me
06:41explained everything
06:44He never replied
06:46But he never mentioned a letter yesterday
06:48It was my mum's funeral, what's it matter anyway
06:50Maybe he never got the letter
06:52More of a romantic way to look at it, isn't it
06:54Shame I'm a realist
06:56Apart from the fact that you didn't know him
06:58You would have never ignored something that important
07:00Yeah, what if Vic's right
07:02He genuinely didn't know that you existed
07:04That'd be so sad
07:06Actually, it wouldn't have made a fat lot of difference
07:08I had an old man who gave her stuff about me
07:10and my life has been fine
07:12No one's saying that you are
07:14Why are you looking at me like some object of pity
07:18Sorry, but I'm done here
07:30Is that your wedding speech
07:32No, it's stuffed in a jar at home
07:34Hopefully when I get back it might be a little bit funnier
07:38No, I'm just making a list of stuff
07:41for Italy that I went through in my wardrobe
07:43and it's not quite cutting it
07:45Says who, Mandy
07:47No, me actually
07:49Thought I might get myself a linen shirt, some floppy trousers, a pair of sandals
07:51Go a bit more stylish
07:53Blimey, wow
07:55Well, in that case, you might not want this tacky load of stuff
07:57What's that
07:59Well, you know, it's just a
08:01pre-wedding present for you and Mandy
08:03His and her slippers
08:07Bride and groom
08:10They only went to be daft, I thought they'd make you smile
08:12Did you
08:14Yeah, anyway, they were cluttering up the back of the wardrobe
08:16so seeing as you two are getting wed, I thought I'd dig them out
08:22Chas
08:24Somebody buy them for us
08:26So what if they did, alright
08:28They haven't been used
08:30Mandy loves a bit of kitsch, doesn't she
08:32Main thing is, is that we're giving with good intention
08:36I hope you two will be really happy
08:38Matching slippers and our second little bath toys
08:40Exactly
08:42I know it took me a while to get my head around you two
08:44Stopped myself from being jealous
08:46about Eve having a step mum
08:48But I have done
08:50And I'm really sorry I gave Mandy such a hard time
08:52She doesn't deserve it
08:54Appreciate you saying that
08:56Everyone can see she'd do anything for you
08:58She's a good one, Paddy
09:00She is
09:02And we're happy
09:04Which is pretty amazing second time round
09:0725 years
09:09There we go, being jealous again
09:13Just don't let anybody ruin what you've got
09:15I won't
09:17Chas
09:19Oh, Trace
09:21Sorry for keeping you waiting, what can I get you
09:25Just a white wine, please
09:27Thanks, Chas
09:33Hey, what you up to
09:36What you staring at
09:38That numpty
09:40Right, anyway
09:42I just wanted to say I'm sorry if we upset you earlier
09:44You didn't
09:46I'd have to care for that weapon
09:48And you don't, right
09:50You're all strangers to me
09:52We're not even related, right
09:54Your dad was adopted
09:56I see, thanks for that
09:58You alright, Sarah
10:00Sarah
10:02What have you said to her
10:04You know you're fast becoming a nag
10:06Is that right, is it
10:08What is your game
10:10Did you know who I was when you first asked to meet me
10:12Did I know
10:14You used to be with some random
10:16I've never met but happen to share genes with
10:18No, oddly
10:20Here's one for you though
10:22Anyone ever told you you're insanely paranoid
10:24And a bit of a whiner
10:28Say that again
10:31Which bit
10:33That you're paranoid
10:35Or a whiner
10:37What is your problem
10:39You lot
10:41I don't need any of you
10:43Only no one's getting the message
10:47Especially you
10:57Oi
11:00What's going on
11:02Nothing, just having a little chat
11:06Someone needs to teach him a lesson
11:08Just leave it
11:12You'll have my van fixed by tomorrow
11:16Can give it a wash too, yeah
11:18That's a good lad
11:30You alright
11:40Is Aaron about
11:42No
11:44Can you tell him I popped in
11:46Not his secretary
11:48Thanks for your help
11:50I'm trying to work something out
11:52I can't make a man up
11:54We lost a big client yesterday
11:56I'm sorry to hear that
12:00Are you for me or Hawley's scrap
12:02I'm sorry
12:04Hawley, I seem to be wearing both hats today
12:06Arthur Blakefield
12:08Traffic examiner for the Vehicle Compliance Agency
12:10I'm here regarding
12:12Home James Hawledge
12:14And a tachograph check
12:16Yeah, we had one of them not long back
12:18I didn't think we'd do another for ages
12:20We do unscheduled checks from time to time
12:22A lot of the vehicles are out on jobs today
12:24It's probably best you come back another time
12:26I wouldn't want to waste your time
12:29Kind of ruins the element of spontaneity
12:31Don't you think
12:35If we start with the trucks parked up in the lane
12:37I'll leave you to it Jimmy
12:39Right
12:41I'll get the keys
12:49Oh
12:51Now what
12:53Paddy was talking to Chas
12:55About you in the pub earlier
12:57What were you saying
12:59Just how happy you both are
13:01Look, are you sure you can't come clean
13:03And ditch this whole
13:05Online thing
13:07Yes, I'm sure
13:09I'm not asking Paddy to rescue me Trace
13:11Dingle, I stand on my own two feet
13:13Okay, so
13:15If Paddy came to you with money problems
13:17That would change the way you feel about him
13:19Would it
13:21No, but if I go begging to Paddy
13:23Then yeah, it'd change how I feel about me
13:26Okay, fine
13:28I give up, it's your call
13:30But if you are going to do this, you need to be savvy about it
13:32Take down that photo
13:34And wear something that masks your identity
13:36What, shall I put some tights over me, I'd like a bank robber
13:38You stay smart
13:40I'll stay if he kicks
13:42Thanks mum
13:44Alright
13:46I need to upload this new profile
13:48Picked before I go live
13:51Are you done then
13:53Afraid so
13:55And
13:57You've exceeded your legal driving limits
13:59Are you sure
14:01I don't guess the figures Mr King
14:03I check all the readings twice
14:05Right, only I can't really see how that's happened
14:07You've 28 days to pay the fine
14:09And if I want to appeal
14:11If there's been an admin mistake
14:13Or a rotor error
14:15Tells you how to appeal on the back
14:17But it won't make any difference
14:19But it won't make any difference
14:21The rules are clear, the figures are there in black and white
14:27To be honest
14:29I've been struggling lately
14:31Like a lot of small businesses
14:33I can't afford
14:35A hefty fine like this
14:37Should have thought about that before you brought the law
14:39Bye then
14:42No
14:44No
14:48That's too creepy
14:50Oh
14:52Don't be stupid Amanda
14:54You can't put tights around your head
14:56Oh maybe
14:58Maybe
15:00Oh yeah
15:04Oh yeah
15:06I guess it'll do
15:08Yeah
15:10Uploaded.
15:11Oh!
15:12Hiya!
15:13What's up?
15:14This is soon-to-be Dingle Dingle.
15:15I pass.
15:16What are you doing?
15:17Nothing.
15:18Dressing up?
15:19No.
15:20So, sorry, what were you on about there? About the Dingle Dingle?
15:21Oh, yeah, yeah. So, I was just thinking, because we're both Dingles already, that we could
15:22double barrel it and, um...
15:23Oh, yeah.
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16:08Oh, you don't know what's in there yet?
16:09I'll take a look later, yeah.
16:11Oh!
16:12That's why you've put back.
16:14Yeah, well that and just to see what you were up to.
16:17I had a client cancel and, um...
16:19I've got to spare half an hour.
16:21Oh, I'd love to.
16:22But I'm due back at the salon any sec, you know.
16:25Can't be turning customers away when there's a wedding to pay for.
16:28Yeah, course.
16:30Silly idea really.
16:31Right, I'll leave you to it.
16:33Oh, thank you, dad.
16:34Aw.
16:35Pyay.
16:36I love you.
16:37I love you. I love you too!
16:39LAUGHTER
16:41DOORBELL RINGS
16:43Oh, my God!
16:45Right.
16:49Here goes. Right.
16:51It's for real. Yeah.
16:53Yeah, it's for real, no?
16:55HE EXHALES
16:57Mm-hm.
16:59Here goes.
17:01Madame Diamante Dales.
17:03DOORBELL RINGS
17:05HE SIGHS
17:09Four footballs!
17:11We're not even halfway through the holidays.
17:13Eh?
17:15That's how many the boys have gone through.
17:17Chip got her teeth into this one.
17:19I'm trying to fix it, but it's out.
17:23Something up?
17:27We've had a visit at the yard.
17:29A tachograph inspection.
17:31And?
17:33Oh, tell me you won't over your hours.
17:39I've been trying to squeeze in
17:41a few extra runs.
17:43Try to make the books look a bit healthier.
17:45Yeah?
17:47They're not going to look very healthy
17:49after you've paid this, are they?
17:51If we can pay it at all now that we've lost Gormans.
17:53Why would you even take a risk like that?
17:55I didn't think it was a risk.
17:57I was going to alter the figures,
17:59before our next routine inspection.
18:01And then this examiner turns up out of the blue.
18:03Oh, God.
18:07The truth is...
18:11..when I'm behind the wheel...
18:13..it stops me thinking about Angel.
18:17I thought I was killing two birds.
18:19More like killing any chance
18:21of our business staying afloat.
18:23We rely on that extra income
18:25to keep us going.
18:27We rely on that extra income
18:29from the haulage, Jimmy.
18:31We're stuffed without it.
18:49Did you get a result?
18:51I'll say.
18:53We agreed 500, right?
18:55I had a chat with an ex-colleague of mine.
18:57I think I might have been
18:59underselling my services. Sorry?
19:01You got me for a steal, basically.
19:03Well, you've not really had to do anything.
19:05And?
19:07So what? You want to wike up the price?
19:09I think it's worth a grand, yeah?
19:13All right, I'll tell you what.
19:15I'm not going to give you any money.
19:17I don't like people being greedy, moving the goalposts.
19:19That's not how I do business.
19:21You can't do that. Of course I can.
19:23What are you going to do?
19:25Tell your boss?
19:27He'll get sacked if they know you're bent.
19:39It's all right?
19:41Yeah, better than that.
19:45We've got a great price for the herd.
19:49Look at you, cracking on with the boys, T.
19:53I don't reckon there's many blokes
19:55as useful and as sexy as you are.
20:01Sorry, have I missed something?
20:03Well, I don't follow.
20:05Well, you were in a funny mood earlier. You had a right go at me.
20:07Was I? Was I? I couldn't do right for doing wrong.
20:09Well, I'm fine now.
20:13Unless you'd rather have an argument, obviously.
20:15Well, why would I want to do that?
20:17Good. I'll just go and grab a shower
20:19and get ready for dinner.
20:24You know, what's up with you wouldn't go and mess that up.
20:28Yeah, there's something seriously off with him.
20:30You know?
20:32Really? I hadn't noticed.
20:39I mean, what gives him the right
20:41to just throw his weight around?
20:43I mean, that's twice he's nearly gone for you.
20:45Let's just talk about something else.
20:47No, I mean, there must be more to it.
20:49Like, he is hell-bent on winding you up.
20:52Well, you've met him.
20:54He doesn't seem to give a toss about anything.
20:56Not yet, anyway.
20:58Meaning?
21:00Meaning...
21:04I think that it's time that you and I joined forces again.
21:08Wipe that smug grin off his face,
21:10properly teach him a lesson.
21:12What do you say?
21:14Do you really have to ask that?
21:16That's why I love you.
21:21Oh, Nick.
21:23Oh, Nick.