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00:00:30Oh
00:01:00You should keep the car window clean.
00:01:02Okay, okay.
00:01:03Now it's clean.
00:01:04Give it to me, sir.
00:01:05Give me my money.
00:01:06Give it to me.
00:01:07How can I give you your money?
00:01:08I haven't given you my own money yet.
00:01:10Give it to me, Lucky.
00:01:11Give it to me.
00:01:12The poor woman's house is still there.
00:01:13Her house is still there.
00:01:14Who will pay for the car's insurance?
00:01:15Give it to me, sir.
00:01:16The poor children's stomach will be full.
00:01:18Give it to me, sir.
00:01:19God will bless you.
00:01:20Give it to me, sir.
00:01:22Come on, get out.
00:01:24What is this, sir?
00:01:25I gave you five rupees.
00:01:26You bought a bottle of water for twenty rupees.
00:01:28Don't you know?
00:01:29I know that.
00:01:30That's why I bought it.
00:01:32Why are you blabbering, sir?
00:01:33Stop, stop.
00:01:34I will open it right now.
00:01:35Sir, God will fulfill all your dreams.
00:01:38God will send you to England.
00:01:40Give it to me, sir.
00:01:42Give it to me.
00:01:43Give it to me, sir.
00:01:44Come on, get out.
00:01:45Thank you very much, sir.
00:01:46That's enough.
00:01:47God bless you, sir.
00:01:48I will come, you fool.
00:01:49No, no.
00:01:50No, sir.
00:01:51What is this?
00:01:57Here it is.
00:01:58Booking has come.
00:01:59Okay, guys.
00:02:00See you in the evening.
00:02:01Okay, okay.
00:02:10Hey, thanks.
00:02:11Selfie?
00:02:13Oh, sure.
00:02:22Yes.
00:02:24A taxi driver has so much courage
00:02:26to call a major with an NRI major.
00:02:28So beautiful.
00:02:30Then give me your number.
00:02:32I will WhatsApp you.
00:02:34Smart boy.
00:02:35You keep it.
00:02:37Bye, bye.
00:02:38Bestie.
00:02:48Hello.
00:02:49Hello.
00:02:50What's up?
00:02:51Did you start the engine?
00:02:52Where are you taking so much time?
00:02:53I am at the airport.
00:02:54I am coming to you.
00:03:09Now you have to break it.
00:03:10You can't hold it with your thumb.
00:03:18Wow.
00:03:19So much has changed within a year.
00:03:21And then, Mr. Major.
00:03:23Which country have you come from?
00:03:24From UK.
00:03:25Suck it.
00:03:27If I thought you were educated
00:03:28and came and sat on your seat,
00:03:30that doesn't mean you are so easy to handle.
00:03:32Mr. Major, you will feel bad.
00:03:34I was just saying that
00:03:35I am very crazy to go to UK.
00:03:37Look at the front and back of my car.
00:03:39It's a UK flag.
00:03:40If you are fond of car flags,
00:03:42then divide it according to your status.
00:03:44Bestie.
00:03:45Putting a stick in a UK flag
00:03:46is not such an easy job.
00:03:49It's like teaching you sarangi.
00:03:51Excuse me.
00:03:54Hello, Bhagwan.
00:03:55I can't tell you that you have such a long life.
00:03:58I was about to call you
00:03:59and I got your call.
00:04:02I am from Shaunipur.
00:04:04If I didn't have to obey my parents,
00:04:06why would I come here?
00:04:08Think about it yourself.
00:04:09Leaving such a beautiful wife,
00:04:11why would I come to India?
00:04:14Yes, yes, I spoke to the priest.
00:04:16He is waiting for me.
00:04:17I am going home.
00:04:18Take care of yourself.
00:04:19Okay.
00:04:21That's great, Mr. Major.
00:04:22You have such good thoughts.
00:04:24I have heard that
00:04:25people who settle abroad
00:04:27forget their parents.
00:04:29It's a salute to your thinking.
00:04:31That's why
00:04:32I asked you to eat corn bread
00:04:33and mustard leaves today.
00:04:35India has changed,
00:04:36but you people haven't changed.
00:04:37There are a thousand things to eat here,
00:04:39but you are stuck
00:04:40with mustard leaves and radish.
00:04:42Hey, Puli darling.
00:04:45Look, your major has reached India
00:04:46to meet you from the UK.
00:04:48He is coming straight to you.
00:04:50Come quickly.
00:04:51Do you know
00:04:52I have made mustard leaves for you?
00:04:54Oh my God!
00:04:55You made mustard leaves for me?
00:04:56Yes.
00:04:57When I was on the ship,
00:04:58I was thinking
00:04:59that I should eat
00:05:00the best mustard leaves
00:05:01that Puli has.
00:05:02Really?
00:05:03Yes.
00:05:04And you took the mustard leaves
00:05:05from my heart.
00:05:06I love you, darling.
00:05:07Love you.
00:05:08Take the mustard leaves
00:05:09and go to the restaurant
00:05:10where we met last time.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:15No.
00:05:36My Puli.
00:05:45Puli.
00:05:47Major.
00:05:50Puli.
00:05:51My Major.
00:05:52My Puli.
00:05:53My Major.
00:05:55My Puli.
00:05:56My Major.
00:06:03My friend met him
00:06:04from the UK at such a long distance.
00:06:07In Punjab,
00:06:08they call him Pandit,
00:06:09but they call him brother-in-law.
00:06:10Do you want to tell him a story?
00:06:11How much time will it take?
00:06:12Have to wait.
00:06:41Oh, this is too much, Baba ji.
00:07:00You are sitting here and drinking tea.
00:07:01He is also drinking curry.
00:07:02Who are you, son?
00:07:03If you were here, then…
00:07:04Listen to me.
00:07:05Listen to me.
00:07:36Look at your mother.
00:07:37How she is doing all these.
00:07:39I don't know.
00:07:40I don't know.
00:07:41I don't know.
00:07:42What did you say?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:46Oh, I see.
00:07:51This is the matter.
00:07:56Where did you get my tea made from?
00:08:00My mother made it from leaves.
00:08:02That is 20 years old.
00:08:05You won't understand thekit here if you don't like it.
00:08:23Poor li.
00:08:24We didn't get our medicines.
00:08:26But look at these palm leaves, I'm going to eat them every year.
00:08:29We'd eat leaves too when you used to go.
00:08:31He used to say, I'll definitely be there.
00:08:33I can't take him with me now.
00:08:35He's old enough to die.
00:08:37What could I have done?
00:08:39The girl I got married to, the girl I got married to,
00:08:43what was her fault?
00:08:45I couldn't leave her.
00:08:47Now I can only think of how lucky I am.
00:08:51Yes, you got double.
00:08:53What did I get?
00:08:55But still, I'm thankful to God
00:08:57that your parents got married at the right time.
00:09:01You come to meet me on the pretext of a wedding.
00:09:04Whether it's your wedding or mine,
00:09:06I come every year.
00:09:09You come empty-handed.
00:09:11You never ask me to get you an iPhone for your girlfriend.
00:09:14iPhone?
00:09:15What are you talking about?
00:09:17I want to show you that my phone broke while charging.
00:09:20It cost me a lot of money.
00:09:22Come on, Manni.
00:09:23Phones do break sometimes.
00:09:25But cars don't.
00:09:27It's been five years.
00:09:28I'll wash the car.
00:09:30Think about it.
00:09:31If I'd bought you a car five years ago,
00:09:33you wouldn't be so old now.
00:09:35We'll get the latest.
00:09:37I know all about your lovers.
00:09:39Is that so?
00:09:42Oh, my God!
00:09:43You really got me an iPhone!
00:09:45If you can understand my heart,
00:09:48why can't I understand yours and get you an iPhone?
00:09:51Oh, my God!
00:09:52I got you a phone.
00:09:53But keep one thing in mind.
00:09:55You wear it a lot these days.
00:09:57How do you use WhatsApp?
00:09:59Oh, my God!
00:10:08What's wrong?
00:10:11Looks like Lala gave someone else the money again.
00:10:16How many times do I have to tell you?
00:10:18My sister asked me for Rs. 10,000.
00:10:21He said,
00:10:22where did I get the money from?
00:10:24And he gave me Rs. 8,000 in Kali's voice.
00:10:27Why are you so worried?
00:10:29He gave it from his own pocket.
00:10:31Not from his own pocket.
00:10:33He gave it from the car keys.
00:10:35What?
00:10:36What did he give you?
00:10:37He gave it at the wedding.
00:10:38You'll get at least Rs. 4.
00:10:42Where's my money, son?
00:10:44I've got Rs. 8,000.
00:10:46I'll give you Rs. 5.
00:10:47Did you forget to take the money?
00:10:49I didn't sell the money.
00:10:51I gave it to mom.
00:10:53Uncle, you're lucky.
00:10:55Do you roam around at people's houses at midnight?
00:10:58You're here now.
00:10:59Have some food.
00:11:00I'm hungry.
00:11:01Come, let's eat.
00:11:03No, I've already eaten.
00:11:04I'm sitting in the kitchen.
00:11:05I'll be right back.
00:11:06I came to the house with my laptop.
00:11:08Hey, old man.
00:11:09Where's Lucky?
00:11:10He's here.
00:11:11Let's get to work.
00:11:12Lucky, you're stuck with the girls' laptops.
00:11:15Tell me something.
00:11:17What do you get by using girls' fake IDs
00:11:19and talking to the boys?
00:11:21Whether I get it or not,
00:11:23but someone does get the courage.
00:11:25All the boys in this street
00:11:27have used your brother's ID
00:11:29to find out all the girls' IDs.
00:11:31Really?
00:11:32Except for one boy.
00:11:33Who?
00:11:34The UK guy.
00:11:36Pambiri,
00:11:37call Lala Ajran.
00:11:39He's a big fan of his.
00:11:41How are you, Pambiri?
00:11:43How?
00:11:44Who are you?
00:11:45It's not who are you,
00:11:46it's how are you.
00:11:47That's it?
00:11:48You're all useless.
00:11:49Don't look at me, uncle.
00:11:50I've made a lot of progress.
00:11:52You can't even count
00:11:54how many bottles you've sold.
00:11:57You've made so much progress
00:11:59that you don't even check your phone.
00:12:01I don't have time to check my pockets.
00:12:03How can I check your phone?
00:12:05You're amazing.
00:12:07Wow.
00:12:09Hello.
00:12:11What a beautiful sister-in-law, Lucky.
00:12:15Is she your sister-in-law, Pambiri?
00:12:17Can she be your sister-in-law?
00:12:19Can she be your sister-in-law?
00:12:21My standard has dropped so much.
00:12:24Here.
00:12:25I've sent her for a trial.
00:12:26You can give her to me.
00:12:28Go a little closer.
00:12:30Give it to me.
00:12:31Why are you hitting me?
00:12:32Okay, fine.
00:12:33You guys go ahead.
00:12:34I'll meet you at the trial.
00:12:36Okay?
00:12:37Okay, bye.
00:12:39Wow.
00:12:40He's amazing.
00:12:49Wow.
00:13:02How are you, lad?
00:13:04I'm great.
00:13:05Feels good to hit him on the leg.
00:13:06Well done.
00:13:07Go ahead.
00:13:08Go ahead.
00:13:09Is this the right way?
00:13:12Is it?
00:13:13You did a good job.
00:13:15I'm thankful to Maharaj.
00:13:16Please pray for me too.
00:13:17You'll get your visa at the gas station.
00:13:20Yes.
00:13:22Stop here.
00:13:23Here.
00:13:24They say if you turn your face towards the sun, you'll get your visa.
00:13:26Stop here.
00:13:29Very good.
00:13:31Okay then.
00:13:32Sat Sri Akal.
00:13:33Sat Sri Akal.
00:13:40Walk with him.
00:13:41You'll get there soon.
00:13:43Yes, father.
00:13:44I'll walk.
00:13:45My uncle's bus is here.
00:13:48He's such a troublemaker.
00:13:50Stop, you idiot.
00:13:51You're walking so fast.
00:13:52Don't you have any manners?
00:13:56What's going on?
00:13:59Daddy, I called him.
00:14:00You called him?
00:14:02Who is he?
00:14:03Where is he from?
00:14:04Does he live with you?
00:14:05What's his caste?
00:14:06He's a taxi driver, daddy.
00:14:07I called him on the phone.
00:14:08He's a taxi driver?
00:14:09You called him on the phone?
00:14:10Wow.
00:14:11These days, taxis come by telephone.
00:14:13You've made a lot of progress.
00:14:15What are you going to do with these useless kids?
00:14:18We'll teach them a lesson.
00:14:20Oh, my God.
00:14:21You can teach them a lesson later.
00:14:23Let's go first.
00:14:24Where are you going?
00:14:25Let's go.
00:14:26Not that way.
00:14:27That way.
00:14:28Get in.
00:14:29Why are you following me?
00:14:31I want to go with you, daddy.
00:14:32You can't go with me.
00:14:33You have a car.
00:14:34You have to go with me.
00:14:35Come on.
00:14:36Drive faster.
00:14:38Faster.
00:14:45Come on.
00:14:59Is this your car or are you a taxi driver?
00:15:05It's mine.
00:15:06Then drive faster.
00:15:07The girl has a paper.
00:15:08Come on.
00:15:13Listen, brother.
00:15:14Paper is a must.
00:15:15It's a must-have.
00:15:16I've failed four times.
00:15:18It doesn't matter if I fail one more time.
00:15:20Right, dad?
00:15:21Well said, son.
00:15:23You're so sweet.
00:15:25Come on.
00:15:26Yes, dad.
00:15:27Come on.
00:15:28You idiot.
00:15:29Five meters.
00:15:30Leave me.
00:15:31Let the girl study.
00:15:32I'll study.
00:15:33Get lost.
00:15:34Don't call me an idiot.
00:15:35If you fail in your studies,
00:15:37I'll teach you how to swim.
00:15:41Don't worry, uncle.
00:15:43Luck is lucky for everyone.
00:15:45And English is just a way of communication.
00:15:47Not a rocket science.
00:15:49What did you say?
00:15:51I mean, I don't know how many times I've failed.
00:15:55Tell me something, uncle.
00:15:57You did it twice.
00:15:59What did you do this time?
00:16:01IELTS.
00:16:02Whatever IELTS is,
00:16:03you've failed five times.
00:16:08It takes 12 months to study IELTS.
00:16:10We give IELTS exams in a month or two.
00:16:13You give exams in a month or two?
00:16:15Passers-by come running.
00:16:17You're my son.
00:16:18I'll teach you.
00:16:19English isn't about speaking,
00:16:21it's about understanding.
00:16:22That's what I'm saying.
00:16:23You wanted to take coaching from Extra Learning, right?
00:16:26I took coaching from them and cleared it.
00:16:28You cleared it?
00:16:31You're a genius.
00:16:33Amazing.
00:16:34India,
00:16:35if we had a minister with us,
00:16:38we'd have IELTS passers-by.
00:16:50Hurry up.
00:16:51Come on.
00:16:52Hurry up.
00:16:54I say, best of luck.
00:16:56What did you say?
00:16:57What did you say?
00:16:58Dad's giving me his best wishes for today's exam.
00:17:00I don't know what he's giving,
00:17:01but he doesn't back down.
00:17:03Come on.
00:17:04Come on.
00:17:13Yes, Major?
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00:26:16I'll shoot you somewhere.
00:26:19Father, I've brought some smart boys.
00:26:22You check them.
00:26:23Then you call them, uncle.
00:26:25I'll check the English band.
00:26:27Yes, come in.
00:26:28Come in one by one.
00:26:30Here comes our candidate.
00:26:33Say whatever you want to say in English.
00:26:35I'm a regular brother in my home.
00:26:37One medium sister, one large brother.
00:26:39And extra hot father.
00:26:42And a sweet mother.
00:26:43You're amazing.
00:26:44Where did you place the order in the restaurant?
00:26:47You idiot, get lost.
00:26:49I have eight bands in English.
00:26:51First I gave Bithinde papers.
00:26:52Then I got two bands.
00:26:54Then I gave papers in Ludhiana.
00:26:56Then I got three bands.
00:26:57Very good.
00:26:58Now I've come from Chandigarh.
00:27:00Then I got three bands.
00:27:01Now I have eight bands.
00:27:02Whose band is this?
00:27:05Here comes another one.
00:27:08Tell me.
00:27:08Hello.
00:27:10Hello.
00:27:11My name is Hamdard.
00:27:12Hi.
00:27:14My name is Bindu Shreyam.
00:27:18Shreyam?
00:27:19In English, it's Gautila, sir.
00:27:21Say whatever you want to say in English, got it?
00:27:25How many bands do you have?
00:27:29Yes, around ten.
00:27:31One, two, three, four, five, six...
00:27:34Where's the red one?
00:27:36Six.
00:27:37Two of them are not here.
00:27:38They're close by.
00:27:39I'll get them.
00:27:42I have to go out every morning.
00:27:44I have to go out twice or thrice a day.
00:27:46I have a lot of work.
00:27:47I'm not talking about work.
00:27:49Have you done your allotment?
00:27:50Do you have piles?
00:27:51What?
00:27:51He's always on the move.
00:27:53Sir...
00:27:54Get lost.
00:27:54Come on, let's go.
00:27:56You?
00:27:57I called you over the phone.
00:27:58Come to the piles department.
00:27:59I called you over the allotment department.
00:28:01Get lost.
00:28:01Look at this.
00:28:02This is Hindi and this is English.
00:28:04English is Gautila.
00:28:05I said English is two bands.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:10Get lost.
00:28:12Get lost.
00:28:12Get lost.
00:28:13Get lost.
00:28:14Go to the piles department and do your allotment.
00:28:16Come on.
00:28:16You try it.
00:28:18Get lost.
00:28:19Are you a kid?
00:28:21Huh?
00:28:22I thought I would be out of trouble.
00:28:24But it didn't work out.
00:28:26You idiot.
00:28:27The taxi driver was better than him.
00:28:29He could speak English fluently.
00:28:31Anyway.
00:28:32What can we do?
00:28:34Where's Uriya?
00:28:35No, I already took him with me.
00:28:37Uriya, my son.
00:28:39Come on.
00:28:40Come on.
00:28:41Come on.
00:28:43You said something nice for the first time today.
00:28:45I'll give you a good beating.
00:28:46Yes, dad.
00:28:47Not so good.
00:28:48Get lost.
00:28:49You should die and do something.
00:28:51You have a sister too.
00:28:53You should sit on the swing all day.
00:28:54I'll tell you something.
00:28:56Don't be a fool.
00:28:57Huh?
00:28:58I'll tie you to the swing.
00:29:00You'll see.
00:29:02Look, uncle.
00:29:03He's always been like this.
00:29:04Whenever he wants to, he ties me to the swing.
00:29:06Young people grow up with love.
00:29:08We grew up hitting the swing.
00:29:10Uriya.
00:29:11Dad, your sister is here.
00:29:16Have some tea.
00:29:19Ask the guests too.
00:29:20Give him some tea.
00:29:22Yes.
00:29:23Give it to him.
00:29:24Here you go.
00:29:25Dad, what I was saying.
00:29:27If you like her so much,
00:29:29why do you want to get her married?
00:29:32Get her married to me.
00:29:34And I'll keep her very happy.
00:29:37We're not getting you married for your happiness.
00:29:39You're not fulfilling your father's wish.
00:29:41What is this?
00:29:43I mean, dad.
00:29:44I mean, for your happiness.
00:29:45You're making her happy.
00:29:47I wanted to ask you something.
00:29:48What about your band?
00:29:50I have eight members.
00:29:52I've topped Sukhna in my band.
00:29:54Wow.
00:29:55That's great.
00:29:56By the way, uncle.
00:29:57I wanted to tell you something.
00:29:59Don't get me wrong.
00:30:01You should take Pali out of Punjab
00:30:04and drop her at the airport.
00:30:06You do your job.
00:30:08She does hers.
00:30:08You won't get her back.
00:30:10It's not a marriage.
00:30:11It's a game of pigeons.
00:30:12You're a kid of a game of pigeons.
00:30:15You won't get married to Pali.
00:30:18Got it?
00:30:19Marriage?
00:30:20Yes.
00:30:21But how will I get her?
00:30:23There's a well in the palace.
00:30:24You'll get a tea pot.
00:30:26You'll get a visa.
00:30:27Don't you want to be the head of your father's family?
00:30:29I'll show you how to be the head of your father's family.
00:30:32I'm talking about your sister's marriage.
00:30:34And you want to be the head of the family.
00:30:36I won't give you.
00:30:37Sorry.
00:30:39I've got a booking.
00:30:39I've to leave.
00:30:40That's it?
00:30:41You're going to book a flight and stay in India?
00:30:46Listen to me.
00:30:47Do you think my daughter is a kid?
00:30:50I'm her father-in-law.
00:30:52There are 20 other lands here.
00:30:54I'll meet other people after you leave.
00:30:56Father, you're angry.
00:30:58Listen to me.
00:31:00I'm okay.
00:31:01You forced me.
00:31:02I just have to talk to my family.
00:31:05Okay.
00:31:06You can go back to your family.
00:31:17I'll hit you.
00:31:21I'll hit you.
00:31:25I don't like this marriage.
00:31:28No, son.
00:31:29I don't want to get married.
00:31:31I'll get my relatives to reject me.
00:31:33Mother, your son will have to go abroad.
00:31:37Can you give me some money?
00:31:39I don't have any money.
00:31:40If you don't have any money, I'll give you some.
00:31:43What are you saying?
00:31:45We'll get you married to a rich man.
00:31:48Your mother is right.
00:31:50We want to get our son married.
00:31:52Don't marry him.
00:31:54For God's sake, mother.
00:31:55I'll get married to Palli and go abroad.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Do whatever you want.
00:32:01But don't take too long.
00:32:02I won't take too long.
00:32:04Go abroad and say yes to them.
00:32:05Shut up.
00:32:06Look at his moustache.
00:32:09Hello.
00:32:10Hello.
00:32:11Don't you want to eat ice cream?
00:32:13Yes.
00:32:15Hello.
00:32:16Father, my parents have no objection.
00:32:19Yes, son. There's an objection.
00:32:21I'm not saying anything.
00:32:23I want to tell you something.
00:32:24You don't have to call any relative.
00:32:27You can get everything on rent.
00:32:30Aunt, uncle, aunt, uncle.
00:32:34You can have ice cream.
00:32:36You can get everything on rent.
00:32:38There's no objection.
00:32:40Father, I think we should go.
00:32:42Yes.
00:32:42I think the wedding is fake.
00:32:44But we have to get ready.
00:32:46Right?
00:32:47Okay, then.
00:32:48We'll get you married to a rich man.
00:32:50Yes.
00:32:52Let's go.
00:32:53You have ice cream at home.
00:32:54You want to eat ice cream.
00:32:56You're a scoundrel.
00:32:57Okay, bye.
00:32:58Father, your shoes.
00:32:59Keep it down.
00:33:01Okay, let's go.
00:33:02Let's go.
00:33:03Ice cream.
00:33:04Let's go.
00:33:05Yes.
00:33:09Sister-in-law, tell me something.
00:33:12What did you see in your husband
00:33:14when you married him?
00:33:16Pali, you know that boys these days are very smart.
00:33:20But what does your husband want?
00:33:22A cup of tea and some sweets.
00:33:25Here are the sweets.
00:33:26Here, sister-in-law.
00:33:27Have some sweets.
00:33:30Here, sister-in-law.
00:33:33I'll fix your marriage.
00:33:34Father, who is the boy?
00:33:36The boy is...
00:33:37What's his name?
00:33:38Makhi.
00:33:38Makhi, not Lucky.
00:33:39Yes.
00:33:41He has a car.
00:33:43And he drives a taxi.
00:33:44And he wants to see his father's moustache.
00:33:46Father, if he wants to see his moustache, you can do it.
00:33:48I'll give him Ravan and you'll give him Fakki.
00:33:50I'll give him Ravan and you'll give him Fakki.
00:33:53I'll teach him a lesson.
00:33:55Go and get ready for the wedding.
00:33:56Yes.
00:33:57I'll beat you up.
00:33:58Let's go.
00:33:59First, let's go to Khurli and Bajje.
00:34:01Go and get ready for the wedding.
00:34:02Fulfill your father's wish.
00:34:04Let's go.
00:34:06It's my wish.
00:34:12Thank you, Mr. Lucky.
00:34:14Have a safe journey.
00:34:15I'll send you the photos of your wife and daughter-in-law.
00:34:17No need to send them.
00:34:19Mr. Major, you can do whatever you want.
00:34:21I'll get them married.
00:34:23But let me take him with me.
00:34:25I mean...
00:34:27You spend a lot of money every year, don't you?
00:34:30I feel the sweetness of robbery.
00:34:32How would a beggar like you know the taste of money?
00:34:36I would've known the taste if I hadn't come on time.
00:34:39People like you come to rob people.
00:34:42You can't do this for 102 years.
00:34:44Jai Bharat.
00:34:53Hello.
00:34:54Where are you?
00:34:55I'm here.
00:34:56I wanted to meet you.
00:34:57I see.
00:34:59I think you're getting ready for the wedding shopping.
00:35:01Meet me tomorrow.
00:35:02Not tomorrow. I want to meet you right now.
00:35:04Right now?
00:35:05Okay.
00:35:18Yes.
00:35:19What's the matter?
00:35:20It was an emergency to meet you today.
00:35:22I wanted to spend a day with you.
00:35:24Just one day?
00:35:26Don't talk nonsense.
00:35:28I want to know how I'm going to get married.
00:35:32Madam, we're not really getting married.
00:35:35It's not that.
00:35:37We're going to be on the flight for 10 hours.
00:35:39I want to get an idea of how we're going to get married.
00:35:42Okay.
00:35:43If that's the case, then let's meet at the Vespa.
00:35:45Vespa?
00:35:46Where's your car?
00:35:47You're the one who booked my ride today.
00:35:49Look at the gate.
00:35:50I'm going to meet you there.
00:35:52There's no gate or anything.
00:35:53I'm going to meet your family.
00:35:55Let's go home.
00:35:57Let's go.
00:36:01Mom.
00:36:03Coming.
00:36:04Hurry up.
00:36:11Mom, I want to see a house.
00:36:13Don't send me home.
00:36:15Hey, idiot.
00:36:16I'm going to get married to her.
00:36:18Mom, this is Palli.
00:36:19Hello.
00:36:20Oh, this is Palli.
00:36:25Have a seat, son.
00:36:26Son, our car is very beautiful.
00:36:29When it enters the house, it turns the whole house into a zoo.
00:36:34She's her mother.
00:36:35She takes care of the whole house.
00:36:37And she takes care of her as well.
00:36:40Don't talk about motherhood with this sweet talk.
00:36:42I was going to buy this stand.
00:36:43Really?
00:36:44Okay, your talks will continue.
00:36:48Son, I'll make tea for you.
00:36:50No, no, aunty.
00:36:51You don't bother us.
00:36:53Leave it.
00:36:54He's right.
00:36:56That's why we're sitting here and talking.
00:36:58Do one thing.
00:37:00You make the tea.
00:37:01Uncle, you know how to make tea?
00:37:03Lala, I make delicious roti.
00:37:05My mother taught me.
00:37:06Yes, son.
00:37:07I'll just come.
00:37:08No, uncle. You sit.
00:37:09I'll make it.
00:37:10Aunty, where's the kitchen?
00:37:13Here.
00:37:16Son, you've done a good deed for the first time in your life.
00:37:19Thank God.
00:37:20I'll get tea from a girl today.
00:37:24Anyway, I'm impressed with your cooking skills.
00:37:28You've done a good deed for the first time in your life.
00:37:31Thank God.
00:37:32I'll get tea from a girl today.
00:37:35I'll get tea from a girl today.
00:37:37I'll get tea from a girl today.
00:37:39I'll get tea from a girl today.
00:37:42You've done a good deed for the first time in your life.
00:37:44Thank God.
00:37:47Yes.
00:37:48Come here.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:54Yes.
00:37:56Yes.
00:37:56Are you in your senses?
00:37:59Why are you running away?
00:38:00Yes.
00:38:03Yes.
00:38:03I'm telling you to go to the kitchen.
00:38:10Where's the tea?
00:38:12Tea?
00:38:15I don't know.
00:38:17Your dad knows how to make roti.
00:38:20Don't you know where the tea is?
00:38:22The tea is on the left side of the drawer upstairs.
00:38:27Thank you.
00:38:30I want to tell you something.
00:38:31Your real family will be very lucky.
00:38:36Not because of you.
00:38:37Because of your family.
00:38:39Really?
00:38:40Let's get married.
00:38:42I'll be lucky for you.
00:38:52Dad, these dresses are fake.
00:38:58But, I like the way they make me feel.
00:39:06Today is a very important day in every girl's life.
00:39:14But, I know that after my mom's death,
00:39:19after my mom's death,
00:39:21dad has given us love from both mom and dad.
00:39:27I can't hurt them.
00:39:31Please respect my feelings and my dad's wishes.
00:39:48I'll be there very soon.
00:39:50I can't let you go without saying goodbye.
00:39:54I will be there.
00:39:55I'm so happy to be with you, son.
00:39:58I will be there.
00:39:59I'll wait for you.
00:40:00I'm so happy to be your father-in-law, son.
00:40:02I'll wait for you.
00:40:03I'm so happy to be your son.
00:40:05I'm so happy to be your dad.
00:40:07I'm so happy to be your dad.
00:40:09I'll wait for you.
00:40:10I'm not a monkey, I'm very powerful.
00:40:21I can't live without you.
00:40:24I can't live without you.
00:40:27I can't live without you.
00:40:32Move!
00:40:33Is this all?
00:40:34Move!
00:40:35Enough of this!
00:40:36You are done here!
00:40:37Get lost!
00:40:38C'mon, move!
00:40:39I'm so lucky to have met you.
00:40:41I'm so lucky to have met you.
00:40:44Let's go.
00:40:45Let's go.
00:40:46Let's go.
00:40:48Let's go.
00:40:50What's this?
00:40:52You don't know this, son.
00:40:54This is a fake wedding, my dear.
00:40:57We'll go back to the way we were.
00:41:00Let's go.
00:41:01Let's go.
00:41:02Let's go.
00:41:03Sit.
00:41:04Sit.
00:41:05Sit.
00:41:06Sit.
00:41:09Press this.
00:41:11Take a cap.
00:41:12There you go.
00:41:13Is it big?
00:41:14Are you sure?
00:41:15Did we bring headgear?
00:41:16Give me the cap again.
00:41:17Check if there's more.
00:41:18This is...
00:41:19That's okay, dear.
00:41:20That's okay.
00:41:21Hey!
00:41:23You should try this one.
00:41:24How do you feel?
00:41:25Somewhere...
00:41:26Here?
00:41:27Yes.
00:41:28Somewhere...
00:41:29Let me see.
00:41:30Let me see.
00:41:31Look up.
00:41:32The cap!
00:41:33What?
00:41:34Up there.
00:41:35Where?
00:41:36That's the check.
00:41:37Look at that.
00:41:38There you go!
00:41:39I'm telling you, let him go.
00:41:40If my in-laws ever bump into you,
00:41:42you'll have to face the same fate.
00:41:44I think he's lost his mind.
00:41:47Why are you getting jealous?
00:41:48Let him be.
00:41:49Let him be.
00:41:50Ha, ha, ha.
00:41:51Ha, ha, ha.
00:41:52Ha, ha, ha.
00:41:53Ha, ha, ha.
00:41:54Ha, ha, ha.
00:41:54Ha, ha, ha.
00:41:59Come on, man.
00:42:09So, Mr. Grewal.
00:42:10Yes?
00:42:11We've prepared all the documents.
00:42:12Wow.
00:42:13The photos are ready, we'll get the kids' signatures.
00:42:15And the Visa form is ready.
00:42:17Wow, that's great.
00:42:18It's a deal.
00:42:20Let's do it quickly.
00:42:23You have to do it.
00:42:26See?
00:42:28That's it.
00:42:30Well done.
00:42:32Thank you very much.
00:42:49Till now I was just playing with you.
00:42:54Whatever I am going to say now,
00:42:58keep it in your heart and mind.
00:43:02Your only job is to leave Pali at England Airport and get lost.
00:43:11If you meet him,
00:43:14or even try to meet him,
00:43:18you are in trouble, son.
00:43:22I will teach you the language of the Jats.
00:43:26And I will make sure you never meet the Jat and Pali again.
00:43:32Do you understand?
00:43:33Pali.
00:43:35The daughter of Sardar Bachchan Singh Gareyal.
00:43:39Remember that.
00:43:48Thank you.
00:43:52Pali, come here.
00:43:55Come here.
00:44:04Pali.
00:44:06When you used to go to the Gwandi's fields,
00:44:11this father used to worry about you a hundred times.
00:44:15He used to worry about you a hundred times, Pali.
00:44:18Today, I will keep my promise and send you across the seven seas.
00:44:26It was your mother's wish.
00:44:30I am proud of you.
00:44:44Oh my God.
00:44:47Forgive me.
00:44:50Whatever I am doing today,
00:44:54I am doing it for the sake of my daughter.
00:45:00I am helpless in front of my late wife's last wish.
00:45:06Sometimes,
00:45:08to achieve some happiness,
00:45:11I have to break my principles.
00:45:15And today,
00:45:17Bachchan Singh broke his principles.
00:45:22He broke them.
00:45:26Pali.
00:45:29I wanted to talk to you.
00:45:31You talked so much in the ten hour flight.
00:45:33Do you still have anything to say?
00:45:36I didn't want to talk.
00:45:37I wanted to make you understand.
00:45:39But you didn't understand even when you were with me.
00:45:41That's why I am doing it now.
00:45:43You don't have to say that I love you or that I like you.
00:45:50Because I wanted to tell you this.
00:45:58You can be fake for people,
00:46:00but how can you be fake for Rama?
00:46:04Take this.
00:46:05Your aunt's dress.
00:46:07Let's go now.
00:46:08Uncle will find me.
00:46:10And I won't even get a call from him.
00:46:12Why didn't you bring your phone?
00:46:14You know my dad.
00:46:15That's why he kept my phone.
00:46:18That's why I gave you my address.
00:46:21If you are worried about your aunt,
00:46:23then come to the fair.
00:46:27Let's go.
00:46:42Let's go.
00:46:43Let's go.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:47:11Babaji, I deposited your account for Pooja.
00:47:14But I didn't talk about my son's marriage.
00:47:19This time I will pay extra fees.
00:47:21But do one thing, Babaji.
00:47:23Whenever my daughter-in-law comes,
00:47:26I will handle all the work of the restaurant and the house.
00:47:31You know, Babaji,
00:47:32I want to rest in the cold.
00:47:35I don't have much work.
00:47:38Yes, Babaji.
00:47:39My joints are starting to hurt.
00:47:42Thank you, Babaji.
00:47:43Thank you, Babaji.
00:47:44It's a lovely family, Babaji.
00:47:47Me too.
00:47:50I wanted to meet Pamma.
00:47:52Go and meet Pamma wherever she lives.
00:47:54Pamma doesn't work here.
00:47:56She doesn't work.
00:47:58She is the owner of this restaurant.
00:48:00The owner works like a donkey here.
00:48:03Then call the donkey.
00:48:04I mean, call the owner.
00:48:06The owner of this restaurant is my husband.
00:48:10Are you his wife?
00:48:13Any objection?
00:48:16Pambiri has given a lot of money to her in-laws.
00:48:19But if you give money to her in-laws,
00:48:21you will have to pay a lot of money.
00:48:23You call her.
00:48:24Number four.
00:48:31Pambiri, you?
00:48:34You turned away when you saw me?
00:48:36You?
00:48:37You turned away when you saw me?
00:48:39Have you reached the UK?
00:48:40I can't believe it.
00:48:42I can't believe it either.
00:48:44The guy who used to run away with sweets
00:48:46in Punjab after eating samosas,
00:48:48he has such a big restaurant in the UK.
00:48:51He must have brought his wife with him.
00:48:54Don't talk nonsense.
00:48:56Your wife is not your wife.
00:48:57My wife is my wife.
00:48:59She must be cooking samosas inside.
00:49:01If she listens to me,
00:49:03no one will listen to me.
00:49:05You don't even have a restaurant?
00:49:07Because of your video calls,
00:49:09half of Punjab's UK is full of sweets.
00:49:11And you are eating people's fake plates.
00:49:13Do you know Pambiri?
00:49:14Yes.
00:49:15Yes.
00:49:16He is my friend.
00:49:18But we were asking about the owner of the restaurant.
00:49:21This is what Punjab taught us.
00:49:23How can I meet the owner
00:49:25without asking him?
00:49:27Go and see.
00:49:28Whether your brother cuts samosas
00:49:30or sits on the eggs and pecks them.
00:49:32Call him.
00:49:33I have to go to the parlour.
00:49:36Oh.
00:49:41Madam.
00:49:43This is your house?
00:49:46Is there any problem?
00:49:47What is the problem?
00:49:49I have come from my village to meet him.
00:49:51What a beautiful girl.
00:49:54Now I know.
00:49:58Jassi Siddhu's village's confectionery
00:50:00looks familiar.
00:50:01Why?
00:50:02You want to marry him?
00:50:03How many more relationships are you going to make?
00:50:05Not two.
00:50:06Just for two months.
00:50:08I need a place to stay here.
00:50:10You want to stay here?
00:50:11You're talking about two months.
00:50:13I won't keep you here for two months.
00:50:14Get out of here.
00:50:15I'll leave.
00:50:17But what if I say something else while leaving?
00:50:22Something about Punjab.
00:50:24What's going on in Punjab?
00:50:26I don't even know if the boy is from Punjab.
00:50:28You should have told me before.
00:50:30You're talking about two months.
00:50:31I've been here for two years.
00:50:32Will you let me go?
00:50:33First you thought he was from Nepal.
00:50:35He's a bad guy.
00:50:36I thought he was from Nepal.
00:50:38You haven't been to the parlour.
00:50:40You take a lot of time there.
00:50:42Go.
00:50:43I'm going.
00:50:44Ask Pameer to serve the gravy.
00:50:47Otherwise, I'll have to serve him.
00:50:49I'll tell him.
00:50:53Now that you've found a place,
00:50:55you shouldn't see me in a restaurant.
00:50:59I don't like serving gravy either.
00:51:02Serve me roti-pani.
00:51:06Bholi.
00:51:08Your love is like tea.
00:51:10It makes me helpless.
00:51:15So, Pali.
00:51:16How did you like the UK?
00:51:18I saw the UK from outside the plane.
00:51:20I came straight from the airport.
00:51:22Why didn't you take a shower?
00:51:26If your aunt isn't home,
00:51:28who will take care of the house?
00:51:29I'm so strong,
00:51:30I can take a shower,
00:51:32open the door,
00:51:33and close the window.
00:51:34I just can't open my mouth in front of her.
00:51:36You can't, uncle.
00:51:39Where does the boy who came with you live?
00:51:43I don't know, aunt.
00:51:45He didn't give me his address.
00:51:47That's good.
00:51:48When your dad took you on the plane,
00:51:50he called.
00:51:52He said you shouldn't meet that boy.
00:51:55Even if you meet him,
00:51:57don't talk to him.
00:51:58I'll take care of the rest.
00:52:00I'll find a nice boy,
00:52:02get you married,
00:52:03and settle you down.
00:52:04Okay?
00:52:08Prabha, I'm so happy.
00:52:12Why don't you tell me?
00:52:14How did you get to the UK overnight?
00:52:16It took me a year to get here.
00:52:20That's the difference between you and me.
00:52:23Janta got you married,
00:52:25and dad got you married.
00:52:27What?
00:52:28I got you married.
00:52:31I got married in the UK.
00:52:34You got married and got to the UK?
00:52:37You're so sad.
00:52:39Is she a girl?
00:52:41A girl?
00:52:43She's a girl.
00:52:45Did she turn out to be like you?
00:52:47Is there any fish
00:52:49that turns out to be like you?
00:52:51I'll beat you up.
00:52:53Sir, I was saying
00:52:55she's so fair.
00:52:57She's so fair.
00:52:58I got her married.
00:53:00When did she get married?
00:53:02I mean,
00:53:04why did she give you
00:53:06such a beautiful wife?
00:53:07Why?
00:53:08I don't know.
00:53:09I'll tell you later.
00:53:12You just need to understand
00:53:14how to get a cab.
00:53:16I got a cab
00:53:18on a long route.
00:53:20It took me to the UK.
00:53:22Where's the cab?
00:53:24It's at my uncle's house.
00:53:26Didn't your uncle give it to you?
00:53:29I can't go with him.
00:53:31I've got a contract marriage.
00:53:34We've got a contract marriage too.
00:53:37But it's still going on.
00:53:40Still?
00:53:41How?
00:53:43Just tell me
00:53:45how it's going on.
00:53:47It's going well.
00:53:49Just like your hands get dirty.
00:53:52My hands get dirty
00:53:54when you touch me.
00:53:56What a joke.
00:53:58Let's get to the point.
00:54:01Tell me
00:54:03what did you tell my boss
00:54:05to do?
00:54:07You're hitting me.
00:54:09Are you a fool or what?
00:54:11Why would I be a fool?
00:54:14It's my wife.
00:54:17Really?
00:54:19Tell me something.
00:54:22Nothing.
00:54:24No problem.
00:54:26Where's the address?
00:54:28Come here.
00:54:30Go straight.
00:54:32Do you know?
00:54:34Read it and tell me in English.
00:54:37I don't want to die.
00:54:39Read it.
00:54:41214 Western Avenue, Birmingham.
00:54:45It's raining.
00:54:48I knew it.
00:54:50I'm going to get wet.
00:54:54Bhambiri.
00:54:56Tell me something.
00:54:58How many hours are left?
00:55:01What are you talking about?
00:55:03It rains at night on our road.
00:55:07It's like...
00:55:15214 Western Avenue, Birmingham.
00:55:19This is the address.
00:55:21Lucky.
00:55:23Read it.
00:55:25Go straight.
00:55:27Go straight.
00:55:43Oh my God!
00:55:45Really?
00:55:47Eww!
00:55:51Is she white?
00:55:54No.
00:55:56Let's ask her.
00:55:58What was she thinking?
00:56:00Excuse me, can I help you?
00:56:02Wanna meet Polly.
00:56:04Polly, there's someone at the door for you.
00:56:06What's this?
00:56:08It's okay.
00:56:10Babe, this is UK.
00:56:12You can't wear a suit here.
00:56:14What's wrong with the suit?
00:56:16It's beautiful.
00:56:18You can't wear a suit here.
00:56:20I packed a suit.
00:56:22Show me your wardrobe.
00:56:24You spend money for shopping.
00:56:26Whatever.
00:56:28Go and change.
00:56:30I'll meet you in the city centre.
00:56:54Bye.
00:56:56Here.
00:56:58Your auntie's dress.
00:57:00If you win the lottery,
00:57:02don't go to the fair.
00:57:12Lucky, I was right.
00:57:14Your wife felt insecure today.
00:57:16I don't know why.
00:57:18She said you had an affair.
00:57:20I've never had an affair in my life.
00:57:22How can I have an affair?
00:57:24Then she told me off.
00:57:26She hit me with a blade.
00:57:28I said no.
00:57:30We don't need love.
00:57:34Listen.
00:57:36I'll tell you about a girl.
00:57:38You're like her friend.
00:57:40Forget about my friend.
00:57:42Tell me about your friend.
00:57:44He looks tired today.
00:57:46He's lost his mind.
00:57:48What do you mean?
00:57:50I was wrong.
00:57:52In these countries,
00:57:54you can never trust a girl and her work.
00:57:56Thank God you came to the UK.
00:57:58Or you'd be at the airport.
00:58:00Otherwise, you'd be ashamed.
00:58:02You wouldn't go back to your village.
00:58:04You'd be taking selfies at the airport.
00:58:06You'd be in Dubai.
00:58:08Pali isn't like that.
00:58:10Do you like girls like me?
00:58:12Do you think you're like her?
00:58:14If you win the lottery,
00:58:16you'll meet her.
00:58:18I don't want a girl.
00:58:20I want Pali.
00:58:22Listen.
00:58:24There are a lot of girls here.
00:58:26I'll help you find her.
00:58:28You have to earn pounds.
00:58:30Find a job first.
00:58:32Then you can find her.
00:58:34I don't need a job.
00:58:36I have a restaurant.
00:58:38You have a restaurant?
00:58:40You don't know my boss.
00:58:42He works like a dog.
00:58:44He pays me 4 pounds per hour.
00:58:46If I work at his restaurant,
00:58:48how much will he pay me per hour?
00:58:50He'll pay you an hour's worth.
00:58:52Do you understand?
00:58:54That's an hour too.
00:58:56Here you go.
00:58:58Your salary is 8 pounds per hour from tomorrow.
00:59:00Why do you pay him 8 pounds per hour?
00:59:02Is this a samosa embroidery?
00:59:04Or are you cheating other samosas?
00:59:06If I listen to you,
00:59:08it means you won't listen to me.
00:59:10If you have the guts,
00:59:12take your friend and get out of here.
00:59:14Otherwise,
00:59:16I'll throw you out of here.
00:59:18Lucky,
00:59:20don't call me Lucky.
00:59:22I'm your brother-in-law.
00:59:24Get out of here as soon as possible.
00:59:26Uncle,
00:59:28don't mind him.
00:59:30You give me a job.
00:59:32It's okay for me.
00:59:34How is it okay?
00:59:36You have a talent.
00:59:38What will happen if you don't get a job?
00:59:40And where does it say
00:59:42that if you don't get a job,
00:59:44you won't listen to me?
00:59:46Listen to what he says.
00:59:48Keep your mouth shut.
00:59:50He's right.
00:59:52Where are you going?
00:59:54Aunt is here.
00:59:56She was waiting for you.
00:59:58I have something important to tell you.
01:00:00Tell me.
01:00:02I don't believe you.
01:00:04I'm the owner of this restaurant.
01:00:06I'll pay you 8 pounds per hour.
01:00:08That's it.
01:00:10Yes!
01:00:128 pounds per hour?
01:00:14Any problem?
01:00:16Why would he have a problem?
01:00:18He has made all the right decisions.
01:00:20If he has made the right decisions,
01:00:22then let him run the restaurant.
01:00:24Why are you putting so much pressure on me?
01:00:26It's time for your dose.
01:00:28I don't have to remind you.
01:00:30I know I'm going to the parlor.
01:00:32By the way, it's time for your dose.
01:00:34I don't have to remind you.
01:00:36I know it's time for my dog food.
01:00:38Are you going to do it here or inside?
01:00:40I don't care.
01:00:42Let's go inside.
01:00:44Lucky!
01:00:46Uncle, you always make fun of my boss.
01:00:48What did he do to you?
01:00:50He didn't do anything.
01:00:52He did something.
01:00:54What did he do?
01:01:08From England?
01:01:10Yes, sister.
01:01:12I'm not your sister.
01:01:14I'm your brother-in-law.
01:01:16Speak softly.
01:01:18What if dad hears you?
01:01:20If dad hears me,
01:01:22he'll shoot me.
01:01:24Dad's car has been shot.
01:01:26He doesn't ask for water.
01:01:28Tell me what to do.
01:01:30Keep the phone down.
01:01:32I left my stuff in my bag.
01:01:34Give me his address or phone number.
01:01:36Don't be stupid.
01:01:38You're like a gem in Hindi movies.
01:01:40Give me your number.
01:01:42Don't give it to people.
01:01:44Give it to me.
01:01:46Give me his number.
01:01:48I don't give it to people.
01:01:50I have a lot of work to do.
01:01:52Take this.
01:01:54I have a lot of work.
01:01:56Someone asked for it.
01:02:00Oh my God!
01:02:02You promised to give me 500 pounds per month.
01:02:04You promised to give me 500 pounds per month.
01:02:06But you didn't do it.
01:02:08That's not a good thing.
01:02:10Leave him.
01:02:12Leave him.
01:02:14Leave him.
01:02:16Leave him.
01:02:18He's after you.
01:02:20Your sister-in-law is very hot.
01:02:22Sister-in-law?
01:02:24Who is this?
01:02:26I'm her friend.
01:02:28You better come to see me tonight.
01:02:30We'll talk then.
01:02:32What did she say?
01:02:34She was asking about dinner.
01:02:36Dinner?
01:02:38She's going to get a tattoo.
01:02:48Hide your phone.
01:02:50I'm tired of you.
01:02:56You should've taken off your dress sooner.
01:02:58You're taking too long.
01:03:00I don't care if you take off your dress or not.
01:03:02Just kill him.
01:03:08Listen.
01:03:10Send him away.
01:03:14I'll hit you five or seven times.
01:03:16Switch off the lights.
01:03:18Dad.
01:03:20The lights are off.
01:03:24Switch off the lights.
01:03:26The lights are off.
01:03:28Listen.
01:03:30The lights are off.
01:03:32You stay cool.
01:03:34I'm not cool.
01:03:40Go to sleep.
01:03:44Dad, I'll always be yours.
01:03:46I'll beat you up.
01:03:48Son of a bitch.
01:03:50I love you.
01:03:52I think he's cool now.
01:03:54I told you.
01:03:56He won't stay for long.
01:03:58One minute.
01:04:00I'll go to the washroom.
01:04:08We have more guests after this song.
01:04:10Let's ask them
01:04:12who they want to dedicate their message to.
01:04:14What are you doing?
01:04:16Counting stars.
01:04:18Why do you have to count stars every year?
01:04:20Why not every month?
01:04:22This is the first time
01:04:24I'm wearing your blouse.
01:04:26Then call me.
01:04:28I've been wearing it for three nights.
01:04:30You can still wear it
01:04:32if you wear it every day.
01:04:34You're so shy.
01:04:36Let's go.
01:04:38Your love for me
01:04:40is love for the stars.
01:04:42It's love for the stars.
01:04:44When the stars come,
01:04:46that's when you fall in love with me.
01:04:48Or you wouldn't even call me.
01:04:50I worry about you.
01:04:52I do call you.
01:04:54But there's a new problem.
01:04:56What happened?
01:04:58The taxi driver who used to take us to India.
01:05:00Do you remember him?
01:05:02Yes, the handsome guy.
01:05:04He's fair.
01:05:06He has big eyes.
01:05:08He wears a dimple.
01:05:10He talks sweetly.
01:05:12I remember him a little.
01:05:14You remember him a little?
01:05:16You even remember his real face.
01:05:18He's in the UK now.
01:05:20Did you meet him?
01:05:22Yes, but not alone.
01:05:24If I meet him,
01:05:26I'll tell him what a major is.
01:05:28He's blackmailing me
01:05:30with his photos.
01:05:32Oh God, what are you saying?
01:05:34He's also staying at my house.
01:05:36My wife
01:05:38drank my blood because of him.
01:05:40I really miss my wife.
01:05:42I won't be able to go back.
01:05:44Okay darling,
01:05:46I'm leaving.
01:05:48Take care.
01:05:50Love you.
01:05:52Love you too.
01:05:54What are you doing here?
01:05:56What's up?
01:05:58This place is only for making videos.
01:06:00What were you saying?
01:06:02Can't you find a job?
01:06:04I found one.
01:06:06Delete our photos
01:06:08from your phone.
01:06:10Then I'll tell you
01:06:12what I can do.
01:06:14I was only
01:06:16a piece of paper.
01:06:18Then keep quiet for two more minutes.
01:06:20But how can I
01:06:22lie to you?
01:06:24That's what it is.
01:06:30That's what it is.
01:06:32But whatever it is,
01:06:34there must be something
01:06:36that makes her happy.
01:06:46Hello!
01:07:08Hello!
01:07:10You're listening to Noreen Khan's show
01:07:12and I'm in the heart of the UK.
01:07:14Tell me, what do you think
01:07:16about the weather in Birmingham?
01:07:18The weather and girls here are the same.
01:07:20Why?
01:07:22They change in a minute.
01:07:24Oh, I see.
01:07:26Hello, do you also agree
01:07:28that girls change in a minute?
01:07:30There was a girl here.
01:07:32Sorry, who?
01:07:34A girl?
01:07:44Lucky?
01:07:56Lucky?
01:07:58Yes.
01:08:00Bali.
01:08:14I thought
01:08:16you must have found
01:08:18someone for yourself.
01:08:20I can find
01:08:22a girl in three days.
01:08:24But I didn't understand your dad.
01:08:26He gave his best friend the wrong address.
01:08:28You stayed away from me,
01:08:30that's why dad gave me the wrong address.
01:08:32Forget your dad,
01:08:34let's go to the UK government
01:08:36and stop me.
01:08:38But we can't stay away from you now.
01:08:40But the speed at which
01:08:42uncle and aunt are looking for a boy for me,
01:08:44I'm really scared.
01:08:46What if we get separated again?
01:08:48You should be scared
01:08:50of your own heart.
01:08:52Because I didn't get you married,
01:08:54I got you married.
01:08:56And Baniya's grandson
01:08:58doesn't want to get married.
01:09:00How can I let go of love?
01:09:02If you let go,
01:09:04I won't let you go.
01:09:06If I go to India, I'll file Bukki's case.
01:09:08If I stay here, I'll set fire to it.
01:09:12Oh, hello.
01:09:14Hello.
01:09:16Don't go to my dad.
01:09:18If I tell you that Bukki's bag is at your house,
01:09:20the police will let you go.
01:09:24Just scare me and keep me with you.
01:09:26Because I won't stay away from you.
01:09:28I won't stay away from you.
01:09:36I thought I was going to die.
01:09:38What?
01:09:40Now you go. I'll go on my own.
01:09:42Uncle and aunt will take care of it.
01:09:44Punjab is to be seen.
01:09:46If aunt and uncle don't take care of it,
01:09:48there will be a problem.
01:09:50There will be a problem.
01:09:52Mali!
01:09:56I'm coming, uncle.
01:09:58Hello, aunt.
01:10:00Your daughter didn't stay quiet for a minute.
01:10:02She kept talking about you all night.
01:10:04Uncle and aunt.
01:10:06Aunt what?
01:10:08Nothing, uncle.
01:10:10Where did you find her?
01:10:12She was on a flight with me.
01:10:14Yes, more than 150 people travel by flight.
01:10:18But where did you find her?
01:10:20Uncle, it's a coincidence.
01:10:22More than 150 people travel by flight.
01:10:24But we found you too.
01:10:26It's all about luck.
01:10:28Someone's good, someone's bad.
01:10:30Yes, I can see that.
01:10:32But where did you find her?
01:10:34Gurudwara.
01:10:38First you decide.
01:10:40Did you find her at the Gurudwara or at the market?
01:10:42Actually, I was going to the market.
01:10:44She was coming out of the Gurudwara.
01:10:46She's from two different areas.
01:10:48Are you sure?
01:10:50Yes, uncle. I'm sure.
01:10:52Why did you lie?
01:10:54He means that he's sure.
01:10:56I'm sure. I found her here.
01:10:58Then you must come home.
01:11:00Some other day, aunt.
01:11:02Just a minute.
01:11:04Is the restaurant yours?
01:11:06Yes, uncle.
01:11:08It's the owner's.
01:11:10He's a good kid.
01:11:12Then you must come.
01:11:14Let's have tea.
01:11:16You do one thing.
01:11:18Bring your parents home tomorrow.
01:11:20We'll have tea, breakfast and dinner.
01:11:22Let's go.
01:11:24Let's go.
01:11:32Oh no!
01:11:34Mom and dad.
01:11:58Go to hell!
01:12:02Go to hell!
01:12:32Go to hell!
01:12:46Hi.
01:12:48Bye.
01:12:50Take care, darling.
01:12:52Okay, bye.
01:12:54I'll be back.
01:12:56Don't forget.
01:12:58When did she come?
01:13:00When did she come?
01:13:02She goes to Pandey Pundey.
01:13:04She goes naked.
01:13:06Your brother does it a lot.
01:13:08If I hadn't been there for five more minutes,
01:13:10she wouldn't have known what else to do.
01:13:12What do you mean?
01:13:14Seven out of ten.
01:13:16Our girl can be worth a hundred.
01:13:18Who told you?
01:13:20He's a big shot.
01:13:22When did you come?
01:13:24When do I come?
01:13:26I met her today.
01:13:28You met her today?
01:13:30And her uncle too.
01:13:32My parents are coming tomorrow.
01:13:34That's great.
01:13:36A girl can be worth a hundred.
01:13:38Listen, Lucky.
01:13:40Ask your dad to get me a bottle of vodka.
01:13:42Ask your dad to get me a bottle of vodka.
01:13:44We have doctors here.
01:13:46They'll give you a lot of money.
01:13:48He's not my parents.
01:13:50He's the major's wife.
01:13:52Actually,
01:13:54I was lied to.
01:13:56I'm his son.
01:14:00I was the one who lied to you.
01:14:02He doesn't pay the bank loan
01:14:04without his parents' permission.
01:14:06Who gave you the girl?
01:14:08It's all in the past.
01:14:10I was lied to by my wife's son.
01:14:12I was lied to by my wife's son.
01:14:14You should meet your parents
01:14:16somewhere.
01:14:18I didn't think about it.
01:14:20You think of something.
01:14:22Pambiri,
01:14:24you know the major.
01:14:26Pambiri,
01:14:28you know the major.
01:14:30He knows all the English.
01:14:32That's why he doesn't accept his son's proposal.
01:14:34What do you mean?
01:14:36I mean, his son doesn't want to marry her
01:14:38and his father doesn't want to talk to her.
01:14:40And whoever comes with a proposal,
01:14:42they break up.
01:14:44They break up.
01:14:46Pambiri,
01:14:48relationships don't break up.
01:14:50Huh?
01:14:52I'm crying.
01:14:54I'm crying.
01:14:56The proposal is good.
01:14:58But Tony needs a girl
01:15:00from the UK.
01:15:02Aunty, I agree
01:15:04that Tony needs a girl from the UK.
01:15:06But you need a house,
01:15:08you need a restaurant.
01:15:10You don't even have time
01:15:12to go to the parlour.
01:15:14Where will a girl from the UK
01:15:16make samosas, balushahi, rabri, gulab jamun?
01:15:18We can make dabra from an Indian girl.
01:15:20Look, you don't even know.
01:15:22When you have a daughter-in-law,
01:15:24you'll know what dabra, banjiri and shusha are.
01:15:26Are you sure
01:15:28he's here to like Tony?
01:15:30Of course I'm sure, Aunty.
01:15:32I saw his photo and fell for him.
01:15:34But I
01:15:36won't fall for your words.
01:15:38By the way,
01:15:40can I know the reason behind this?
01:15:42What did our Tony's wife see with him
01:15:44that made her say yes?
01:15:46Not just the photo,
01:15:48she saw your restaurant,
01:15:50Tony's bright future,
01:15:52his hard work,
01:15:54his honest lawyer,
01:15:56his history,
01:15:58his daily routine,
01:16:00the reputation
01:16:02in your society.
01:16:04Moreover, she said yes
01:16:06after seeing the character.
01:16:10What kind of character is this?
01:16:14Okay, fine.
01:16:16We'll go see the girl.
01:16:18Dad,
01:16:20which clothes should I wear?
01:16:22Wear your mother's suit.
01:16:24It'll look great with a sword on top
01:16:26and a mother's sari underneath.
01:16:28Learn to wear your lehengas.
01:16:30Major, I'll teach him how to wear lehengas.
01:16:32You just learn to say yes in front of the girl.
01:16:34Did you hear that?
01:16:36All he has to do is say yes.
01:16:38Yes, yes, yes.
01:16:42Look, Mr. Khaira.
01:16:44It's been a long time since we've been in the city.
01:16:46Yes.
01:16:48Have we ever met?
01:16:49No, no.
01:16:50That's called a coincidence.
01:16:52Look, two families have come together.
01:16:56Is this the second uncle of yours?
01:16:58He says it's just us.
01:17:00What?
01:17:02Uncle friends, family friends.
01:17:06But I don't think he's very stable.
01:17:08Look, when you're above the family,
01:17:10you become stable.
01:17:14Yes, Khaira.
01:17:16By the way,
01:17:18you must have found out
01:17:20that your uncle is a lawyer.
01:17:22Lawyer?
01:17:24Lucky, you didn't tell me.
01:17:26What's there to tell?
01:17:28People are becoming lawyers these days.
01:17:30He's a lawyer too.
01:17:32Oh, I see.
01:17:34That means he's not just a lawyer.
01:17:36Now he's a lawyer on the sofa.
01:17:40Yes, Khaira.
01:17:42Brother,
01:17:44we don't have any objections.
01:17:46But the girl's parents
01:17:48don't have any objections, right?
01:17:50If the couple has no objections,
01:17:52why would the parents have any objections?
01:17:54Right, Lucky?
01:17:56Of course, of course.
01:17:58But the contract marriage has already been fixed.
01:18:00Lucky will tell you about this.
01:18:02Don't you have any objections?
01:18:04Objections?
01:18:06This is England's contract marriage.
01:18:08But, brother,
01:18:10we want to get married soon.
01:18:14Look,
01:18:16Pali's dad will get his visa in 15-20 days.
01:18:18That's also possible.
01:18:20If he gets the visa.
01:18:22He'll get it.
01:18:24He's smart enough to get our visa.
01:18:26Maybe you'll find him a good lawyer.
01:18:28Ha, ha, ha.
01:18:30Jolly, jolly.
01:18:38Dad.
01:18:40Dad.
01:18:44What's the matter?
01:18:46I was waiting for you.
01:18:48Akhada.
01:18:50Yes.
01:18:52What's the matter?
01:18:54Dad, I came to tell you
01:18:56that your brother-in-law
01:18:58has found a girl for me.
01:19:00I think he's your uncle.
01:19:02Don't you have any sense?
01:19:04Yes.
01:19:06Uncle has found a girl for Pali.
01:19:08Really?
01:19:10Yes.
01:19:12Did you take a picture?
01:19:14Yes, I did.
01:19:16Let me see.
01:19:18Come here.
01:19:20The boy looks good.
01:19:22Tell your uncle that the boy is fixed.
01:19:24Yes.
01:19:26He said he's the one.
01:19:28If he's not, we'll find someone else.
01:19:30We don't have any other work.
01:19:32And you'll spend the rest of your life
01:19:34with that girl.
01:19:36Go and tell him to fix the marriage.
01:19:38I'll go alone.
01:19:40I'm sleepy.
01:19:42That's all I have to do.
01:19:44Mom.
01:19:50This is for the marriage.
01:19:52And this is for the expenses.
01:19:54And this is for the expenses.
01:19:56What?
01:19:58I mean, for you.
01:20:00I don't drink.
01:20:02I don't drink.
01:20:04Naughty boy.
01:20:06I'll go and exercise.
01:20:08My tummy is too big.
01:20:12You called me to the bowling center today.
01:20:14You don't know how to get engaged.
01:20:16Lucky, you should've solved the problem.
01:20:18You could've created more problems.
01:20:20How would I know your uncle is such a bad person?
01:20:22He would've said that
01:20:24I should marry Jawahar.
01:20:26I'm worried about Tony.
01:20:28I'm worried about Tony.
01:20:30By the way,
01:20:32getting Tony married is good for one thing.
01:20:34You'll be very happy.
01:20:36As if he can shake his head and talk.
01:20:38And you'll think he's making fun of you.
01:20:40Shut up.
01:20:42Are you kidding me?
01:20:44There's also a loss of one thing.
01:20:46He won't be able to shake his head
01:20:48and he won't be able to keep his head up.
01:20:50Okay then.
01:20:52You hold his head and stand.
01:20:54And I'll take a dip with him.
01:20:56How will she take a dip?
01:20:58Yes, I was a liar.
01:21:00But my love was true.
01:21:02You can stop this engagement
01:21:04in any way you want.
01:21:06You know it.
01:21:08Poor girls are stupid.
01:21:10Wherever their parents take them,
01:21:12they get lost.
01:21:14What stupidity is this?
01:21:16Stupidity is here.
01:21:20Bali, you can't get engaged here.
01:21:24Hey, Tony.
01:21:26Brother-in-law.
01:21:28Just send me the details of your papers.
01:21:30I'll get your visa.
01:21:32I've sent you my papers 26 times.
01:21:34By now,
01:21:36even my name will be on it.
01:21:38I know I'll get the visa.
01:21:40Brother-in-law, why don't you understand?
01:21:42I told Bali's in-laws
01:21:44that it's difficult for you to get married.
01:21:46But they took a guarantee
01:21:48that they'll get the visa.
01:21:50Anyway, I have a son-in-law.
01:21:52He's a lawyer.
01:21:54Just give me one last chance.
01:21:56You're not a lawyer.
01:21:58I gave you one last chance
01:22:00when you broke up with your sister.
01:22:02You got married.
01:22:04You had kids.
01:22:06You haven't got the visa yet.
01:22:08Don't be a fool.
01:22:10Just send me the papers.
01:22:12I'll get the visa.
01:22:14I'm sending you the papers for the last time.
01:22:16If you don't get the visa now,
01:22:18I'll beat you up as much as I want.
01:22:20Do you understand?
01:22:22Listen.
01:22:24He hung up.
01:22:26Listen.
01:22:30I'll beat you up as much as I want.
01:22:32Who are you?
01:22:34Don't you recognize me?
01:22:36How can I recognize you?
01:22:38Your photos are all over the internet.
01:22:40I've published your photos in the newspaper.
01:22:42I'm Bali's real brother-in-law.
01:22:44Call Bali.
01:22:46My brother-in-law married me
01:22:48because of him.
01:22:50Who's your brother-in-law?
01:22:52The one who has a shop on Soho Road.
01:22:54He has a nice house.
01:22:56He has a strong wife.
01:22:58He's a cute guy.
01:23:00He doesn't know the address of his house.
01:23:02He doesn't know our family's history.
01:23:04Listen to me.
01:23:06Your family is not good.
01:23:08The girl is here.
01:23:10The boy is there.
01:23:12I'm so lucky
01:23:14that I got married to Bali.
01:23:16Why do you want to marry him again?
01:23:18You were supposed to get married in England.
01:23:20Yes, I was.
01:23:22Forget it.
01:23:24What do people say about you?
01:23:26You're a fake lawyer.
01:23:28I don't want to talk about fake lawyers.
01:23:30Wait a minute.
01:23:32People say I'm a fake lawyer.
01:23:34You're a fake lawyer.
01:23:36The marriage deal was a fake deal.
01:23:38Yes, it was.
01:23:40Now it's cancelled.
01:23:42Listen to me.
01:23:44Cancel Bali's marriage
01:23:46Why are you so angry?
01:23:48Tell me something.
01:23:50Do you eat non-veg?
01:23:52Yes, I do.
01:23:54Do you eat eggs?
01:23:56Yes, I do.
01:23:58What are you doing here?
01:24:00Go make some tea.
01:24:02Boil the eggs.
01:24:04If you had served the eggs to your first wife,
01:24:06the problem would have been solved.
01:24:08Why are you so angry?
01:24:10Bali is getting a nice house.
01:24:12Let him get married there.
01:24:14We'll find you a good girl.
01:24:16A good girl?
01:24:18A good girl?
01:24:20A good girl?
01:24:22Do one thing.
01:24:24Find me a good girl.
01:24:26So that Bali and I can get married.
01:24:28Remember one thing.
01:24:30If I hear about Bali's marriage again,
01:24:32I'll break you.
01:24:34I'll beat you.
01:24:36I'll beat you.
01:24:38Listen to me.
01:24:40Aunty, I know him.
01:24:42He's very stubborn.
01:24:44He won't listen to me.
01:24:46It's okay.
01:24:48I'll wait for a year.
01:24:50Do one thing.
01:24:52Talk to Major uncle
01:24:54and get him married.
01:24:56How soon?
01:24:58In a year or six months.
01:25:00Mr. Khairat, I should have told you this earlier.
01:25:02How soon?
01:25:04We found out yesterday
01:25:06that the boy is a liar.
01:25:08What do we do now?
01:25:10The boy will be a liar.
01:25:12I don't know about being a liar.
01:25:14But we'll talk to him.
01:25:16I'll beat him.
01:25:18I can do that too.
01:25:20Just show me the boy.
01:25:24He can do that too.
01:25:26You can show him too.
01:25:32There he is.
01:25:34There he is.
01:25:36I'm so lucky.
01:25:38I'm getting my son married
01:25:40and he's roaming around.
01:25:46The weather is good now.
01:25:48We shouldn't delay.
01:25:50Even we don't want to delay.
01:25:52But Pali's family is scared.
01:25:54That's too much.
01:25:56Our son is not a lawyer.
01:25:58He can do anything.
01:26:00He can't do it.
01:26:02I'm a good lawyer too.
01:26:04He doesn't listen to me.
01:26:06What?
01:26:08When will you get the wedding gift?
01:26:10That's what I want to say.
01:26:12We'll get married
01:26:14on the very next day of the ring ceremony.
01:26:16I'll call my father.
01:26:30Where are the two lucky guys?
01:26:32Whichever restaurant you sit in,
01:26:34sit in the cafe right in front of it.
01:26:38Listen to me.
01:26:40Who was it?
01:26:42He's not here.
01:26:44What?
01:26:46He hung up on me.
01:26:50I'll get coffee.
01:26:52I'll get cappuccino.
01:27:02What?
01:27:04Listen to me.
01:27:06You killed my life.
01:27:08How dare you tease him?
01:27:10Why would I tease you?
01:27:12You're the one who teased him.
01:27:14He seems to know him.
01:27:16Two more slaps and
01:27:18he'll realize I'm the one.
01:27:22He's crazy.
01:27:24Yes, crazy.
01:27:26Listen to me.
01:27:28Pali's parents are sitting at the restaurant.
01:27:30I'm going to the massage.
01:27:32I'm dead.
01:27:34What do you mean you're dead?
01:27:35He was supposed to come to stop the engagement.
01:27:37Why are you crying for the engagement?
01:27:38Why don't you fill up the wedding invitations?
01:27:40The engagement has been called off.
01:27:42Whose phone is this?
01:27:47Baba ji.
01:27:48Jai jai, how are you?
01:27:51Yes.
01:27:52Are you happy at home?
01:27:54Baba ji, you know everything.
01:27:56You don't worry at all.
01:27:59This time, the engagement won't be called off.
01:28:01I'll start the veneration right away.
01:28:03And you can deposit the money in your account.
01:28:06I'll deposit it right away, Baba ji.
01:28:08Hello.
01:28:09Wait a minute.
01:28:10Where are you?
01:28:11How long have I been calling you?
01:28:12Deposit the money in the wedding invitations as well.
01:28:15The wedding invitations have been called off.
01:28:17Don't worry.
01:28:18I won't get married.
01:28:19I won't get married, Baba ji.
01:28:21Okay.
01:28:22You take care of yourself.
01:28:24I'll do whatever needs to be done.
01:28:26Thank you, Baba ji.
01:28:30Whatever needs to be done...
01:28:33You'll do it.
01:28:36No, no.
01:28:37Not at all.
01:28:39I won't do anything.
01:28:40For God's sake, Prabha.
01:28:42Let me live in the UK for a few years.
01:28:44The Gurus will come after me.
01:28:46Listen to me.
01:28:48We'll have two sons in the village.
01:28:50But the one who's married here...
01:28:52Let him stay at home.
01:28:55Baba ji, I'm blessed.
01:28:59Let's go.
01:29:00Let's tie the knot.
01:29:01Let's tie the knot.
01:29:02Baby.
01:29:03You did tie the knot on your son's head.
01:29:06But didn't you think people would gossip
01:29:08if you tied the knot on your engagement day?
01:29:10Why worry about people?
01:29:12As soon as Tony gets engaged,
01:29:14Tony will get engaged.
01:29:17And Major, it's auntie's condition.
01:29:19Let him do what he wants.
01:29:20And the girl hasn't even seen her face.
01:29:22What are we going to do by showing her?
01:29:25You go home and wear a cap.
01:29:28That's it.
01:29:29We'll go now.
01:29:30We'll go now.
01:29:31Right.
01:29:32Tony, until the ring ceremony is complete,
01:29:35don't take off your sari.
01:29:37Okay?
01:29:38Okay.
01:29:39Otherwise, you can wear a wig too.
01:29:41How much more time will it take?
01:29:43When will the relatives arrive?
01:29:45The relatives will be here in a jiffy.
01:29:48After seeing Tony's ring ceremony arrangements.
01:29:51You got me 40,000 pounds to save my relatives.
01:29:54Oh, really?
01:29:55That's why you're here?
01:29:57You're the one who's here.
01:29:58Why are you following me?
01:29:59I don't want to go anywhere.
01:30:01Get out of here.
01:30:02Let's go.
01:30:04Let's go.
01:30:05Wait.
01:30:06What happened now?
01:30:07Let me take a look at him.
01:30:10Tony, you look so handsome.
01:30:13I do look handsome,
01:30:14but my shoes don't match.
01:30:16It's a contrast.
01:30:17We'll make it a contrast too.
01:30:18We'll get it from the shop.
01:30:20Don't worry.
01:30:21I have to buy shoes today.
01:30:23He's just like you.
01:30:25I have to buy shoes.
01:30:26Get down.
01:30:27Let's go.
01:30:28Let's go.
01:30:29Let's go.
01:30:30Let's go.
01:30:31Let's go.
01:30:32Let's go.
01:30:33Let's go.
01:30:34Let's go.
01:30:35Let's go.
01:30:36Let's go.
01:30:37Hurry up.
01:30:39Lucky.
01:30:40Oh my God.
01:30:42Did you forget what happened inside?
01:30:44Shoes, contrast.
01:30:45Don't you want to buy shoes?
01:30:46Get in the car.
01:30:47Hey.
01:30:48Go straight.
01:30:50I'll get the shoes.
01:30:51They'll pick me up.
01:30:53You're like Tony.
01:30:55You always get Tony's number from school shoes.
01:30:58You know, you don't know the boys.
01:31:01Lucky,
01:31:02don't take Tony with you.
01:31:04Okay.
01:31:05Let's go.
01:31:06Let's go.
01:31:08Major,
01:31:09don't worry.
01:31:10Tony won't move.
01:31:12We'll hang him here.
01:31:13He has a bullet in his head.
01:31:15He's ready for whatever you've presented to him.
01:31:18Let's go.
01:31:33Take a break.
01:31:34You'll feel better.
01:31:35Major,
01:31:36the shoe shop is here.
01:31:51Very nice.
01:32:00Welcome, Major.
01:32:02Welcome.
01:32:04Hello.
01:32:05Hello.
01:32:06Hello.
01:32:07Hello.
01:32:08Hello.
01:32:11Where's uncle?
01:32:13He'll be here soon.
01:32:15He went to buy shoes.
01:32:16He didn't buy shoes yet?
01:32:17Shoes were too expensive.
01:32:19Yes.
01:32:20He was afraid that
01:32:21your sisters-in-law would steal your shoes.
01:32:23Yes.
01:32:24That's why he went to buy shoes.
01:32:25Oh, John Lee.
01:32:26Yes.
01:32:27Yes.
01:32:29Look,
01:32:30uncle is here.
01:32:34What's happening?
01:32:38What happening?
01:32:40Hey, here we go again.
01:32:44Hey, here we go again.
01:32:47You are misunderstanding.
01:32:49Today is a wedding ceremony and not a ring ceremony.
01:32:51Yes,
01:32:52we know the cause of this ring ceremony.
01:32:54If we are here to attend a wedding,
01:32:56we wouldn't come home without the ring.
01:32:58We'd come back like ornaments.
01:33:01But why don't you wear a sari?
01:33:03My father said that I have to wear a sari.
01:33:06You know, my father is a very good man.
01:33:09I don't say anything against him.
01:33:11We have our own conditions.
01:33:13Exactly. Exactly.
01:33:14Look, I don't wear a sari at the game.
01:33:16And I wasn't even married to Sokhla.
01:33:18You weren't even married?
01:33:19She was my court ma'am.
01:33:21Jolly. Jolly.
01:33:22Yes, it's true. Yes, it's true.
01:33:24It's true.
01:33:27Where did he go?
01:33:30I'll get the luggage out of the car.
01:33:33What is he doing here?
01:33:34He's Pali's husband.
01:33:35He's not her husband.
01:33:36He's our restaurant's staff.
01:33:39Yes, he's Pali's husband.
01:33:41He's the one who brought Pali here from Ireland.
01:33:44What are you saying, Mr. Khera?
01:33:45He doesn't even know how to speak Ireland.
01:33:47How did he bring Pali to the UK after clearing Ireland?
01:33:49You're amazing.
01:33:50He came to my house and ate dog food with me.
01:33:53How can I forget him?
01:33:54But you said that Pali came from India this month.
01:33:57But how many years has it been since he went to India?
01:34:01How many years has it been?
01:34:02Like four or five years.
01:34:05That's amazing.
01:34:06He can forget about eating dog food.
01:34:08But how can he forget about eating dog food?
01:34:11Where did your father come from?
01:34:12Hey, he's lucky.
01:34:14Brother-in-law, he is lucky.
01:34:16Because he's becoming Mr. Khera's son-in-law.
01:34:17Welcome.
01:34:18He's a fake son-in-law.
01:34:19Where's the real son-in-law?
01:34:20My son-in-law will become my son-in-law, Mr. Khera.
01:34:23Where is he?
01:34:24He's standing right in front of you.
01:34:26Now he's in trouble.
01:34:28Is Lucky your son?
01:34:30He's not Lucky. He's Tony.
01:34:32Where did Tony come from?
01:34:33What do you mean where did he come from?
01:34:35I gave birth to him.
01:34:37He's made in China.
01:34:39He's our common product.
01:34:41No, no.
01:34:42You brought Lucky for the marriage proposal.
01:34:44We didn't bring Lucky.
01:34:45Lucky brought us to your house.
01:34:47What are you saying?
01:34:48Stop it.
01:34:49Stop it.
01:34:50Stop it.
01:34:51Stop it.
01:34:52No, no.
01:34:53Brother-in-law, he's not a fake son-in-law.
01:34:55Babaji said he's a fake son-in-law.
01:34:59Sister, he's not a fake son-in-law.
01:35:02He's Pali's first wife.
01:35:04But he's Pali's husband.
01:35:06Oh, I found him, brother-in-law.
01:35:08All of you get out of my way.
01:35:10First get him out of my way.
01:35:11He's become my son-in-law.
01:35:13What are you saying?
01:35:14Who's Mr. Nazir Battu?
01:35:15He's our servant.
01:35:16He's not a servant.
01:35:18He's Pali's first wife.
01:35:20He's our brother-in-law's son-in-law.
01:35:22Are you out of your mind?
01:35:24I have a dog at home.
01:35:27And you want to make him my son-in-law?
01:35:29You think he's your son?
01:35:31He's Pali's first wife.
01:35:32Brother-in-law.
01:35:34Forget about your sister.
01:35:36You do one thing.
01:35:37Bring his sari.
01:35:38We'll find out.
01:35:39No, no.
01:35:40His sari isn't fake.
01:35:42Sister, the sari has to be fake.
01:35:45Or else I'll steal your proposal.
01:35:47You decide what to do.
01:35:48What are you saying?
01:35:49Your father said
01:35:50people shouldn't see his face.
01:35:52I'm his father.
01:35:53I can see.
01:35:54Right.
01:35:55You can see.
01:35:57Mr. Gareel, stand right here.
01:35:58I'll check right now.
01:35:59I'll be right in front of you.
01:36:00Don't worry.
01:36:01Okay.
01:36:02Don't worry.
01:36:09I'm sure she's Lucky.
01:36:11Sister.
01:36:21You playing cards, didn't you?
01:36:25I only realized it then.
01:36:28You kept on exaggerating things.
01:36:31And when you proposed to me,
01:36:33I was shocked about Pali's love towards you.
01:36:36What if I'm not lying
01:36:38that you will stay happy for your love till you die?
01:36:45He's my son, Mr. Gareel.
01:36:47Is your son with me?
01:36:49Come on, let's have a ring ceremony as if we are already very late.
01:36:55Come on.
01:36:56Mom!
01:37:02Tony, why did you bring a sari?
01:37:06Mom, do you want a sari?
01:37:08He has brought all my clothes.
01:37:10And?
01:37:11Tony, you are here as if there is someone behind the sari.
01:37:15I will tell you sister, who is behind the sari.
01:37:19Who?
01:37:49What?
01:37:57I tried to make you understand, but you didn't understand.
01:38:04Now I will make you understand in the language of Jats.
01:38:09The language can be of Jats or Bani.
01:38:12But it can't be the language of love.
01:38:15Bapu ji, Palli is my wife.
01:38:17How can I see my wife getting engaged to someone else?
01:38:20That too in my own house.
01:38:24If you can't see it in your own house, then you can see it after you die.
01:38:29No, no, dad, please stop.
01:38:31Stop, dad.
01:38:32He didn't fool us, he fooled everyone.
01:38:35Dad, he didn't cheat anyone.
01:38:38Dad, I have never opened my mouth in front of you.
01:38:43I am telling you for the first time today.
01:38:47I love Lucky a lot.
01:38:50Dad, please.
01:38:51Dad.
01:39:03I had sent you out with a stranger.
01:39:07Do you know why?
01:39:08Because I had a lot of faith in my son.
01:39:12But one thing doesn't come to your mind that he is stuck in your papers.
01:39:17This is not true, Palli.
01:39:19Why don't you understand?
01:39:21Dad, marriage can be fake.
01:39:24But how can Rama be fake?
01:39:27Dad, we came in front of Babaji.
01:39:30A girl always dreams of marriage.
01:39:34Those girls are very unlucky.
01:39:36Those girls are very unlucky.
01:39:39Who have to get married a second time.
01:39:45Mr. Garewal.
01:39:47I can understand the pain of a father.
01:39:49Because I am also a father.
01:39:50Our son's marriage was not going to be very difficult.
01:39:53And we had chosen Palli for him.
01:39:55But Palli chose Lucky.
01:39:57Lucky is really a very good boy.
01:39:59Brother, if Lucky was selfish,
01:40:02he could have married a girl from here and settled.
01:40:07Dad.
01:40:09Our love was bound to fail.
01:40:12But our love is not wrong.
01:40:15Believe me, I will always keep Palli happy.
01:40:18Dad, please listen to me.
01:40:20How can I listen to you?
01:40:22I will kill you.
01:40:25This is not possible.
01:40:26Brother, what are you talking about?
01:40:28When our Gurus have destroyed the caste system,
01:40:30then who are we?
01:40:33Look at him.
01:40:35He is a well-educated boy.
01:40:37He is honest.
01:40:39He is the most handsome boy in Punjab.
01:40:42What difference does it make whether he is Garewal or Agarwal?
01:40:45He has a lot of attitude.
01:40:47That's why he keeps saying,
01:40:49Agarwal, Agarwal.
01:40:52Brother-in-law, Major is absolutely right.
01:40:55No one can change the verdict of the court.
01:41:01Except Jatt.
01:41:05Jatt has changed the verdict for the happiness of the children.
01:41:08He has changed it.
01:41:12Hey.
01:41:15This is what happened.
01:41:17Brother-in-law, on this happy occasion,
01:41:20I announce that according to your conditions,
01:41:23I guarantee to get Lucky settled in the UK.
01:41:27Mr. Khaira, what are you saying?
01:41:28We haven't been able to call our brother-in-law here yet.
01:41:30Where will we get Lucky settled?
01:41:32Jolly, Jolly.
01:41:34Yes, Khaira. Yes, Khaira.
01:41:36The engine is nice.
01:41:38But what will happen to my Tony?
01:41:40Tony will be six months old, Lalu.
01:41:43He will get whatever he wants.
01:41:45No, no.
01:41:47I will call Babaji.
01:41:49He will give me some solution.
01:41:51Which Baba is this?
01:41:52Who is this Baba here?
01:41:58Hello.
01:42:01Hello.
01:42:03Hey.
01:42:05Hey.
01:42:07Babaji.
01:42:09You are here!
01:42:11You scoundrel.
01:42:16Don't hit me.
01:42:22you