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00:00Hi, I'm Chris Elliott, and you're watching Comedy Central.
00:03Mm. That's right.
00:05Mm!
00:07-♪♪
00:09-♪♪
00:11Get ready for Versus.
00:15It's a team that never found a problem
00:17that couldn't be solved by money and connections.
00:21Versus, a team that says,
00:24put on a happy face because it's all good.
00:28That's right, it's Beverly Hills 90210
00:31versus Compton 90220 on Versus.
00:36And now, a man who enjoys diving into the Bermuda Triangle,
00:40Greg Proops!
00:42-♪♪
00:49-♪♪
00:52Hello, ladies and germs, and welcome to Versus.
00:55This is the show where we bring together
00:56two very, very different groups
00:59and pit them against one another
01:01in intellectual combat tonight.
01:04The exciting, the gripping, the magnificent
01:06cosmetic surgery versus keeping it real.
01:11That's right, we've met the teams.
01:12Now let's light some rock with the players.
01:14Joe!
01:15First, we have Becky.
01:17She's never cooked a damn thing in her life,
01:19and she never will.
01:21Yeah!
01:23Next, we have Lou.
01:25He's driving a Porsche now,
01:27but he's hoping to get a Hummer soon.
01:32Finally, there's Judy.
01:33She thinks the world's problems can be solved
01:35with two words, gold card.
01:39There they are, Beverly Hills 90210!
01:44Then we have Sean.
01:46Late at night, when no one's looking,
01:47he puts on Wranglers and listens to Garth Brooks.
01:53Next, we have Gianni.
01:55She wants everyone to know she's here for one reason.
01:57She wants the money.
02:01And finally, there's David.
02:03He says if they lose to Beverly Hills,
02:05he's not going home because everyone in Compton
02:07will kick his ass!
02:10And those are the folks from Compton 90220!
02:16Oh, excuse me, Greg.
02:17Error spelling on line one.
02:19Oh, that's all right. Tell him Tori's cast.
02:21Can do.
02:22Okay. All right.
02:24This show is our attempt to bring Los Angeles together
02:27by letting two teams beat the crap
02:30out of each other mentally.
02:32Let me ask you something, Judy.
02:34What do you think the stereotypes are
02:36that people have of Beverly Hills peeps?
02:39Probably that we're all just spoiled rich kids
02:41and we're a bunch of a**holes.
02:43Which... which...
02:46Thank you for saying a**hole.
02:48Which way or not, we're down,
02:50and we know how to keep it real.
02:51Oh, okay.
02:52Money doesn't mean that we're jerks.
02:53Yeah, I understand.
02:55Sean, you ever go cool in Beverly Hills?
02:57Uh, not this lifetime.
02:59Uh-huh.
03:01Apparently, they're not keeping it real enough over there.
03:06We're gonna start things off
03:08with some general knowledge questions.
03:10Everybody has a chance to ring in,
03:13and every correct answer is worth 100 green convincers.
03:16If you get it wrong, you don't lose any points,
03:19so don't freak, but the other team
03:21will have a chance to confer,
03:22and take your boodle all eyes.
03:25Riveted on the versus board,
03:27for here is our first subject,
03:30which is television.
03:32And the category's am.
03:34If Honey Draws Flies, What Drew Carey?
03:38And...
03:39And, uh, and...
03:42Hanging On by the Skin of Latifah.
03:47Beverly Hills, you won the coin toss backstage.
03:50You picked the first category.
03:51Juli, Judy, what's it gonna be?
03:53If Honey Draws Flies, What Drew Carey?
03:56Here we go.
03:57In the opening theme song of The Drew Carey Show,
04:00what city is said to rock?
04:04David.
04:05Cleveland.
04:06Is right.
04:07He is right.
04:08Whoo!
04:10Let's go, let's go, let's go!
04:12By my man, Ian Hunter.
04:14And, Ian, if you're watching, we're up.
04:16Okay, here's our next question.
04:18What TV sitcom starred rapper Queen Latifah
04:21as the editor of Flavor magazine?
04:24David again.
04:25In Living Single.
04:26Living Single is correct.
04:29Whoo!
04:30Whoo!
04:31Whoo!
04:32Whoo!
04:33Whoo!
04:35Television.
04:37It's okay.
04:38Yeah?
04:39We got time.
04:40So you say, you know,
04:41go get the maid to turn it on or whatever?
04:43Yeah.
04:46Here's our next subject,
04:48which is fashion.
04:49Turn to the left.
04:50Fashion.
04:51Beep, beep.
04:52Here we go.
04:53The categories are,
04:54I Couldn't Believe What That Beach Was Wearing,
04:56and Walk a Mile in My Moccasins
04:59and You're Bound to Kick a Poo.
05:01David, you're large.
05:03You're in control.
05:04What's it gonna be?
05:05I Couldn't Believe What That Beach Was Wearing.
05:06Here we go.
05:08Responsible for relieving eye strain,
05:10what company makes the Wayfarer style of sunglasses?
05:15David.
05:16Right Man.
05:17Right Man.
05:18Yeah.
05:20Here we go.
05:21You would want to take the the top...
05:24No, no.
05:25Here we go.
05:26We got the top pulled down and the Wayfarer's on.
05:30I can see you.
05:31Okay, never mind.
05:33Here we go.
05:34Maybe you would've got it if it was Varnay.
05:37All right.
05:38Here's our next question.
05:40The slip-on moccasin loafers known as Weegins
05:43were introduced in 1936,
05:45Weejins were introduced in 1936 by what main shoe company
05:50with a fishy name?
05:53They're called Weejins, they are slip-ons.
05:55And that disgusting noise indicates time is up.
06:00Bass, Bass Weejins.
06:01Nobody, anybody, okay.
06:03Listen, we're just trying to increase the peace.
06:05Why can't we all just get along?
06:09All right, let's go to our next subject, which is
06:12pop music.
06:13And the categories are prick up your ears to
06:17National Pubic Radio, and, yeah, that was a two for one.
06:22And help yourself to a slice of Fiona Apple's pie.
06:28David, you seem to be the only sentient human playing today.
06:31Why don't you choose?
06:33Prick up your ears to National Pubic Radio.
06:35Here we go.
06:36In 1992, what artist's salacious song, Sexy MF,
06:41was banned by the BBC's Radio 1?
06:45David.
06:47The Artist.
06:48That's right, The Artist, man.
06:52The tiny purple one.
06:54That's right, Sexy Mother F***er Shakin' That Ass.
06:59Shakin' That Ass, Shakin' That Ass.
07:02He is so down.
07:03Here we go.
07:04What 1996 Fiona Apple song begins with the lyric,
07:09I've been a bad, bad girl.
07:12Becky.
07:13Criminal?
07:14Welcome to the show.
07:22Fiona Apple, huh?
07:25Cause Fiona rocks Compton, you guys.
07:29Along with Sean Colvin and the whole Lilith Fair.
07:32Here we go.
07:33Our next subject, which is presidents.
07:36The alive kind.
07:37Here we go.
07:39Here are the categories.
07:40O, The Habitat for Humanity,
07:43and After the Surgery, His Colon Became a Semicolon.
07:47Rebecca, my precious love, it's your choice.
07:50After the Surgery, His Colon Became a Semicolon.
07:52Listen closely.
07:53When Ronald Reagan underwent colon cancer surgery in 1985,
07:59to what man did Reagan cede presidential powers
08:02for eight hours?
08:04David.
08:05George Bush.
08:05Is exactly right.
08:10I thought you were thinking of a money.
08:11George Herbert Walker Bush is the answer to that question.
08:15Here's our next one.
08:16Since 1984, what former US president
08:20has helped Habitat for Humanity build over 500 houses?
08:25David.
08:26Jimmy Carter.
08:27Is right.
08:27David rocks Compton, you guys.
08:31That's the end of round one.
08:32The score is Compton 600, Beverly Hills 100.
08:37When we come back, we'll find out who's fronting
08:39and who's representing.
08:41Just lay there.
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08:56You're looking.
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09:06Two Versus. I'm Greg Frupps.
09:09Hi everybody.
09:10After the general knowledge round,
09:12Compton is whooping up on Beverly Hills.
09:19There's so much more to go, so much more.
09:22David, you seem to have the sum total knowledge of the universe contained
09:26within your cranium.
09:27You going to college, my friend?
09:28Yes, I am.
09:29Where you go?
09:30Santa Monica College.
09:31Oh, you're a ringing endorsement for that school.
09:37Maybe they'll pay my tuition next fall.
09:42You like dreaming, huh?
09:45Now, the questions are going to focus on both of your very, very different worlds.
09:51Well, they're not really that different, are they?
09:53Yeah, they are. Okay.
09:56But everybody wants a SUV.
09:59Okay, there are five questions written for each team.
10:02If you answer a question in your category, it's worth 200 dead presidents.
10:07If you answer a question from the other team's category,
10:10it's worth 400 salamander skins.
10:12A wrong answer costs you 200.
10:14This is a timing round.
10:16You may employ strategy.
10:18Since Beverly Hills is behind, you can pick from your side of the board
10:21or you may nip over to Compton, keep the doors locked,
10:23and roll the windows up and play the jam so they don't hurt you.
10:26All right.
10:27Here are the categories.
10:29The Man Who Pioneered Eating Out and
10:32Would You Like Another Ice Cube, Dr. Dre.
10:36Judy?
10:37Would You Like Another Ice Cube, Dr. Dre.
10:39Yeah, they're poaching, and I call that bold talk.
10:42Here we go.
10:43What group recorded the landmark gangster rap album
10:47Straight Outta Compton?
10:49Johnny.
10:50N.W.A.
10:51N.W.A.
10:52Is exactly correct.
10:58And I believe it was Dr. Dre who said,
11:01The mother-f*****g bells keep your mother-f*****g head rolling.
11:08And he also said,
11:10With rhymes so funky, they come with a speed stick.
11:13Now let's go into our next category,
11:15Me and Coolio Down by the Schoolyard.
11:17Johnny?
11:18Me and Coolio Down by the Schoolyard.
11:20Here we go.
11:21Compton native Coolio composed and recorded
11:24Ah, Here It Goes,
11:26the theme song for what Nickelodeon All That spin-off?
11:31Johnny?
11:32Kenan and Cale.
11:33Is exactly right.
11:36New category.
11:39In Compton, not all Grand Slam events take place at Denny's.
11:44Johnny, you're still in control, my fox.
11:47What's it gonna be?
11:48Not all Grand Slam events take place at Denny's.
11:50Stan in your category.
11:51What Compton-raised sisters have each tasted victory
11:55on the hallowed lawn tennis courts of Wimbledon?
11:59David?
12:00Venus and Serena Williams.
12:01Is exactly right.
12:08New category.
12:10Fitting three eruptions in one hood.
12:13David, you gonna stay or you gonna poach?
12:17The man who pioneered eating out.
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:20We're over in the Beverly Hills category.
12:22What world-famous chef founded the Beverly Hills landmark restaurant Spago?
12:29Judy?
12:30Wolfgang Puck.
12:31Is exactly right.
12:34They're back.
12:35New category.
12:36One Nation Under Aaron's Spelling.
12:38Judy?
12:39One Nation Under Aaron's Spelling.
12:40Here we go.
12:41Two minutes left.
12:42On the Aaron's Spelling series Beverly Hills 90210,
12:46what two actors played twins Brenda and Brandon Walsh?
12:50David?
12:53Jason Priestley and Shannon Doherty.
12:55Is that in time?
12:56Dang.
12:57Yes, that is in time.
12:58That's how it works.
13:02New category.
13:04It's like Frenchie, your sister.
13:07David, you choose.
13:08Not much time.
13:09Fitting three erections in one hood.
13:13Comprised of three spiraling edifices,
13:16what inner city landmark was built by Italian immigrant Simon Rodia
13:20between 1921 and 1954?
13:23Sean?
13:24The Watts Tower?
13:25Is right.
13:28New category for Compton.
13:30Records you love to death.
13:32Ro?
13:33You gotta choose, Sean.
13:35Records you love to death, Ro.
13:37Here we go.
13:38Last question for you guys.
13:39Currently serving a nine-year parole violation sentence,
13:43who is the CEO of Death Row Records?
13:46Judy?
13:47Suge Hill?
13:48No.
13:50I can't take it.
13:51Sorry, what's it gonna be, Sean?
13:52Suge Knight.
13:53Is right.
13:56One minute left.
13:59We're all in your category.
14:01Here we go.
14:02Famous for its annual film festival,
14:05what French city is the sister city of Beverly Hills?
14:09Becky?
14:10Cannes?
14:11Is exactly right.
14:12New category.
14:13My Brunied Girl.
14:15Known as the Pink Palace,
14:17what Sunset Boulevard structure was purchased in 1987
14:21by the Sultan of Brunei?
14:23Judy?
14:24The Beverly Hills Hotel.
14:25Exactly right.
14:26Moving on.
14:2730 seconds left.
14:28Rodeo Clowns.
14:30Perfect for shuttling the kids to back-to-school shopping
14:33on Rodeo Drive,
14:34what car company manufactures the QX4 sport utility vehicle?
14:39David?
14:40Infiniti.
14:41Is right.
14:42And that's all the questions we've got.
14:44It's all done at the end of round two.
14:47Compton, $2,400.
14:49Beverly Hills, $500.
14:51When we come back, combat will continue.
14:54Welcome back to Versus.
15:18This is how it all works.
15:20Compton leads Beverly Hills.
15:22The winners get money.
15:23The losers get...
15:26But they do get something.
15:27What is it, Joe?
15:28Well, each loser will receive Ashley's Comfort Lounger
15:31and ottoman in designer leather-matched fabric,
15:33durable swivel recliner chair
15:35fashioned in a smart contemporary look.
15:37Creative styling that adds to any decor.
15:40From Ashley.
15:42Joe, you got a leather chair in your house, don't you?
15:44Yeah, because I'm pimpin'.
15:46Oh, yeah. All right.
15:48Each of you, you big mack daddy.
15:53Each of you will get three questions, and that's it.
15:56Ring in as soon as you think you know what that answer is.
15:59If you get it right, $250.
16:01If you get it wrong, we take away $250.
16:04All of the questions in this round
16:06can be answered by one of these three choices.
16:10Dom Perignon.
16:11We all know what that is, right?
16:13Randy, the singer.
16:16And Budweiser.
16:17We're all clear on Budweiser, right?
16:19No, you know.
16:20I want to make sure,
16:21because we want to play it square.
16:23Everything cool?
16:24Everything shmool.
16:25Here we go. Let's play Versus.
16:27Its founder was a guy named Augustus.
16:31Beverly Hills.
16:32Dom Perignon.
16:33No, I'm sorry.
16:34Compton.
16:35Budweiser.
16:36Budweiser.
16:37If you liked Bush,
16:39you probably wouldn't care for her...
16:41Yes.
16:42Brandy.
16:43Brandy.
16:44It claims to be Beechwood-aged.
16:46Compton.
16:47Budweiser.
16:48You got all the Bud questions.
16:49Well done, Judy.
16:51Moving on.
16:54Johnny and Lou.
16:57Frogs everywhere.
16:59No, it was created in the 17th...
17:01Lou.
17:02Budweiser.
17:03No.
17:04Century by a French monk.
17:05Dom Perignon.
17:06Dom Perignon.
17:07It's best to get a magnum
17:08if you plan on getting intimate
17:10with this pop star.
17:12Brandy.
17:13Compton. Brandy.
17:14Bubbly and refreshing
17:15are two words to describe her hit
17:17I want to be down.
17:18Brandy.
17:19Brandy again.
17:20That's how it works.
17:28This is how it goes.
17:30It's bottled by a company
17:31that used to own the St. Louis Cardinal...
17:33Budweiser.
17:34Budweiser.
17:35One of its competitors
17:36is Veuve Clicquot.
17:39Bev.
17:40Dom Perignon.
17:41Is exactly right.
17:42It's traditionally served in flutes.
17:44Yes.
17:45Brandy.
17:46Lou.
17:47Dom Perignon.
17:48Dom Perignon.
17:49That's the game.
17:50Compton.
18:06Compton are the winners.
18:07Beverly Hills 90210
18:09goes home to their gigantic
18:11empty houses with nothing.
18:12But don't go anywhere
18:14because when we come back
18:16we're going to find out
18:17just how down Compton really is.
18:19Stay where you are.
18:44on Comedy Central.
18:45They were...
18:55Welcome back.
18:56I'm Chuck D.
18:57Well,
18:58Compton is the winner
19:00ladies and gentlemen.
19:01That's right.
19:06Now you guys have won
19:07a total of $3,900
19:09which is yours to keep.
19:10That's not a bad pay day.
19:11What are you guys
19:12going to do with the money?
19:13I'm going to split it up.
19:14You're going to split it up.
19:15What about cable?
19:16You got cable?
19:17I'm getting it now.
19:18And a TV.
19:19And a TV.
19:20And a TV.
19:21And a TV.
19:22So you can watch yourself win again and again.
19:23And over and over.
19:24Now we're going to see if you can't win some more.
19:25Josh, it's time for the grand finale.
19:26I will ask you one question.
19:27Get it right and you will win a grand, $1,000.
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21:52If you get it wrong, B.H. will have one last chance.
21:53If you get it wrong, B.H. will have one last chance.
21:54If you get it wrong, B.H. will have one last chance.
21:55If you get it wrong, B.H. will have one last chance.
21:56If you get it wrong, B.H. will have one last chance.
21:57If you get it wrong, B.H. will have one last chance.
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