Disco Singh | Part 2 | Diljit Dosanjh, Best Comedy Movie

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00:00**singing**
00:15**door bell rings**
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03:23**Phone ringing**
03:25**Collar gone**
03:27**Phone Ringing**
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03:31**Phone Ringing**
03:33Hello? Disco Singh Paharganj
03:35world famous orchestra proprietor
03:37Latu Singh speaking.
03:39Yes tell me, Is it an emergency?
03:41No problem we'll come right?
03:43No worries Babuji.
03:45The old lady at the beach wants your model's stuff.
03:49By the way, which model is coming?
04:15I don't know.
04:31Sweetie, I know I'm dreaming.
04:36But still, I feel very strange.
04:39Oh, Sweetie.
04:45Oh, Sweetie.
04:55Hey, Lattu.
04:58What happened?
04:59Start it.
05:04Start it.
05:06Sweetie from Galaput has come.
05:10She has won my heart.
05:16Oh, hello, Sweetie.
05:20Myself, Puppinder Singh. Puppi.
05:23You must have heard about me.
05:26They call me the king of the city.
05:282 MPs, 13 MLAs, 17 councillors, 4 SPs.
05:32All of them come under me.
05:34I have a photo with 7 ministers.
05:36I told Timmy,
05:39no matter how much money it takes,
05:41I'll give it to you.
05:42I'll give it to you.
05:44But you have to call Sweetie at this reception.
05:47Just a minute, Puppinder Singh.
05:49I didn't come here for the money.
05:51I got a call from Timmy's sister, the councillor.
05:54I was indebted to her.
05:56That's why I came.
05:58Otherwise, I don't dance at weddings.
06:00No, no. I know.
06:02Gentlemen like you, ladies,
06:04don't dance for money.
06:06I don't go to weddings either.
06:08Instead, I eat and get hungry.
06:09But you were coming, so I came.
06:12Sweetie,
06:14I love artists.
06:17And after a long time,
06:19I like an artist so much.
06:24There's no need to thank me.
06:26It's a family matter.
06:28I mean, we're friends now.
06:30You don't say thank you or sorry in friendship.
06:33You just say, I love you.
06:35You know, your board is on my doorstep.
06:37I go there every day for the past six months
06:40and look at it.
06:43You look so beautiful.
06:45I feel like taking a picture of you.
06:48Excuse me, I have to go.
06:50No, no. I'll drop you.
06:52No, no, Puppinder Singh.
06:54There's no need. Thank you so much.
06:56I'll go. I have work.
06:58No, no. You can't go alone.
07:00Come with me.
07:02Just a minute, sweetie.
07:04Sweetie, sweetie.
07:05Sweetie.
07:11Yes, yes.
07:13Sweetie, my autograph.
07:17Hey, Lattu.
07:19Take off your cap.
07:21I'm leaving your orchestra.
07:23Why?
07:25It's been four months.
07:27You haven't paid me.
07:29How long will I eat fruit and go?
07:31The catering guy gave me a job.
07:33Take this.
07:37I paid for it.
07:39You'll die of hunger.
07:41Sweetie.
07:48I said, get me married.
07:50What did you say?
07:52I said, I won't get you married.
07:58Am I beautiful?
08:00How are you?
08:02Leave my way.
08:03I'll leave your way, ma'am.
08:05Let's get to know each other first.
08:09It won't be good for you if I don't get to know you.
08:11You don't know who my dad is.
08:13Whatever it is.
08:15Why should we get married?
08:17We just have to make it funny.
08:19Dad!
08:21Dad!
08:23Dad!
08:25Please save me.
08:30Just a minute, ma'am.
08:32Hello, brother.
08:34Who are you?
08:36I'm Nimana Jha.
08:38This is my card.
08:40Call me if there's any program.
08:43Do you want to do PR here?
08:45I've got a program.
08:47I've got an email.
08:49Please let the girl go.
08:51What if she doesn't go?
08:53What will you do?
08:55I'll beat you up.
08:57Police!
08:59Police!
09:01Police!
09:03I was shouting better than him.
09:05Do something else, please.
09:07Whatever it is, we'll do it, ma'am.
09:10What can she do?
09:12She won't go.
09:16What did you just call me?
09:18A fool.
09:20You could've called me a keyboard.
09:22Why?
09:24Because I'm a fool?
09:26You'll have to go to Saira.
09:28That's all I have to say.
09:29By any chance, do you buy my CD?
09:32Are you out of your mind?
09:34You know what they say.
09:36If you're lucky, you'll have a baby.
09:39I'll show you what it's like to be a fool.
09:41Just a minute.
09:48Do you know how to fight?
09:59Hey!
10:18Hey, my baby!
10:20Hey!
10:23Why are you hitting me?
10:30Here you go.
10:32Thank you so much.
10:34It was my duty.
10:36Oh, please.
10:38Don't tell me it was your duty.
10:40It's an old dialogue.
10:42I've seen it in Punjab films.
10:44What else do you want to say?
10:46Forget about duty.
10:48Where did you go for your morning walk?
10:50Actually, I watched a film.
10:52And my car broke down.
10:54I thought I'd walk to the hostel.
10:56You're going to walk to the hostel?
10:58Look, I've met a hero like you.
11:04I'm not a hero.
11:06Are you kidding me?
11:08Even Superman wouldn't have beaten up a ruffian like you.
11:11I'm a fan of yours and your face.
11:14I don't smoke.
11:16But I thank you for my ugly face.
11:21That's all.
11:23Do you want me to drop you somewhere?
11:24Let's go.
11:30By the way, I'm Priya. And you?
11:32Lattu.
11:34What? Lattu?
11:36That's a different name, isn't it?
11:38Actually, when I was born, we used to live in a village.
11:41You know, there's no electricity in the village.
11:43But when I was born, there was electricity.
11:45And everyone started calling me Lattu.
11:47That's how my mother named me Lattu.
11:49Okay.
11:51What do you do for a living?
11:52My teachers know that I have my own orchestra.
11:54Disco Singh is world famous in Paharganj.
11:56Whether it's someone's birthday party,
11:58wedding or some old man's funeral.
12:00We take our orchestra there.
12:02What do you mean by funeral?
12:04Funeral means the end.
12:06Tirdha, tirdha, doom.
12:23Hello.
12:25Papa ji speaking.
12:27Sat Sri Akal, Papa ji.
12:29Parry Pena ji.
12:31Where are you?
12:33Papa ji, I'm in the village right now.
12:35I can't tell you.
12:37I'm in Mumbai right now.
12:39I can't see anything.
12:41I have one eye on Delhi.
12:43I can see everything.
12:45Don't you think that there should be a veil
12:48between the son-in-law and son-in-law?
12:50I don't like your sarcastic talk.
12:52How many times have I told you
12:54that we are learning from him.
12:56I told you to break Junaid's hand.
12:58Didn't I tell you to kill him, you fool?
13:00Papa ji, how many times have I told you
13:02that I kill Junaid?
13:04I'm not a fool.
13:06It's not my last time.
13:08I'm taking care of you like a mother.
13:10I can call you a lion or a bull.
13:12I can even kill you.
13:14Sorry, Papa ji.
13:16I won't do it again.
13:18I promise.
13:20Don't you dare touch my daughter again.
13:22Papa ji, I just brushed my teeth.
13:24My tongue is clean.
13:26You are getting me wrong.
13:28Your tongue is dirty and so is your brain.
13:30My daughter shouldn't know about your misdeeds.
13:33If my mother finds out,
13:35she will be sad.
13:37If she is sad,
13:39you can't imagine what will happen to you.
13:41Do you understand?
13:43I understand.
13:45Idiot.
13:47How does an old man
13:48understand everything I say?
13:50I don't understand.
13:59Oh!
14:01There's a photo in the newspaper.
14:03The famous Don Pupinder Singh
14:05and his brother's
14:07affair with a model.
14:09Check.
14:11Pummy.
14:19Pummy, Pummy, Pummy.
14:22Why are you crying so early in the morning?
14:24So sweet.
14:26Pummy, why are you looking at the newspaper
14:28early in the morning?
14:30Let it be.
14:32Look at my eyes.
14:34How much I love you.
14:36I don't read such rubbish
14:38early in the morning.
14:40Give it to me.
14:42I want to look at the photos.
14:44Photos?
14:46Pummy, one minute.
14:48Give it to me.
14:50You don't know anything.
14:52Are you out of your mind?
14:54So sweet.
14:56You are done for.
14:58Pankay.
15:00Bring my weapon.
15:02Bring it.
15:04I will kill you.
15:06Yes, madam.
15:08AK-47 or AK-75?
15:10No, bring a broom.
15:12It's been so many years.
15:14He doesn't even know.
15:15I will kill you.
15:17Just wait for a minute.
15:19I am ready, Pummy.
15:21Good morning, sir.
15:23Good morning.
15:25Good morning, Pummy.
15:27Pummy, you will have to give a party today.
15:29Why?
15:31Pummy, didn't I tell you
15:33that there is a great photo of him in the newspaper?
15:35His photo?
15:37Of course.
15:39Look how slim he looks in the photo.
15:41What nonsense is this?
15:43Get lost.
15:45Read it out to me.
15:47Read it.
15:49What is there to read?
15:51There are photos of great people in the newspapers.
15:53Look what is written in the newspaper.
15:55Don, who calls himself the king of the city,
15:57came to a reception party last night
15:59and a famous model
16:01was flirting with Sweety all night.
16:03But looking at Pinder Singh,
16:05it seemed as if the model
16:07knew Sweety from before.
16:09But he didn't mention
16:11that you gave money to Pummy
16:13to call Sweety.
16:15This is a conspiracy.
16:17Read it out to me.
16:21I have been robbed.
16:23I am ruined.
16:25You betrayed me.
16:27Pummy, Pummy.
16:29Nothing has happened.
16:31Newspapers always write such things.
16:33What is this?
16:35Newspapers are fake?
16:37Photos are fake?
16:39Punjabi people never lie.
16:41Now I know.
16:43Now I know why you read the newspaper.
16:45Please, please.
16:47Don't cry. I am here.
16:49Move back. Move back.
16:51Look, Pummy.
16:53In 20 years,
16:55you took me out four times.
16:57And you took my sweetheart
16:59to parties.
17:01What should I do?
17:04I am not a jockey anymore.
17:07I have been betrayed by your daughter.
17:10Papa.
17:12Papa.
17:13Papa.
17:15No, Pummy, no.
17:17I will call Papa
17:19and tell him what you did.
17:21No, Pummy, no.
17:23Please don't call Papa.
17:25I have never seen this girl before.
17:27I saw her for the first time
17:29at Timmy's son's reception.
17:31This girl…
17:33I forgot Papa's number.
17:35This girl came with her boyfriend.
17:38Boyfriend?
17:40Come, son.
17:41Look at him.
17:43He is looking at her with so much love.
17:45Pummy.
17:47Pummy, I will say this to your face.
17:49I have never done anything wrong.
17:51It's just that
17:53Timmy lost his money on the spot.
17:56And I helped him to become his friend.
17:59Then Madam
18:01and her boyfriend
18:03came to thank me
18:05and took a picture with some bald guy.
18:07Now tell me.
18:08You are telling the truth, aren't you?
18:10You…
18:12You are telling the truth?
18:14The truth about the black money.
18:16I don't believe you.
18:18I will find out the truth.
18:20I will go to the top of the village.
18:22And if you turn out to be a liar
18:24I will cancel all my past karma
18:27and happily become a widow.
18:29Remember
18:31from today your countdown starts.
18:34Listen.
18:38Pummy.

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