Most Funny Scene from the Dictator movie.
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00:00We are set to test the missile next week
00:04It is too round on the top it needs to be pointy round is not scary pointy is scary
00:10This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy
00:12They will think that it is a huge robots dildo flying towards them
00:16No supreme leader the shape of the missile top has nothing to do with aerodynamics
00:20It is about the payload delivery. No, it sticks in the ground and then kaboom
00:24Supreme leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons nonsense
00:31I have been watching a research films when this film just one question
00:36Was there a duck who when the explosion is happens?
00:40His bill goes around the back of his head and then in order to talk he has to put it back this way
00:47There was somebody who suffered a deformity like that. Yeah, okay. I
00:51Am now 100% sure that you are watching cartoons indulge me for one second pretend that I'm an idiot
00:58Okay, I'm there
01:03Okay, you know what let's just agree to disagree my friend, okay
01:11What
01:13Don't you remember of course, I remember how dare you question my memory I remember everything
01:19Oh, no, I would never do that. Never. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that
01:22It's fine. Well done my friend
01:29General general, what if we just tell the United Nations we have no nuclear weapons. They will lift the sanctions
01:35We'll be free to sell all rice to the Jalabia. Does that uncle Tamir?
01:38Do you not remember what my saintly father made me promise him on his deathbed? It was never to sell what the SOA
01:47You remember that was when he gave me power instead of you the rightful heir
01:52You've been so cool about it
01:54Now, let's go back to the palace. It's the season finale of Real Housewives of Shahad. Mafia metallic
02:02Khafla
02:17I
02:30Looks like we need to find a new double because this one is you know, I do I don't know if it's gonna get better
02:36Oh, he's not going to recover sir. He's dead
02:39How about looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you, you know
02:43It's very rude not to look at somebody in the eye when they are talking to you
02:47It's okay. Don't worry. You're having a rough day
02:59We shot the wrong man you really you've never jerked off
03:06Okay, come with me where are you taking me to the rape center?
03:13This is silly, okay
03:17Take your penis out and put it in your hands. This is silly
03:23Now slowly move your hand up and down
03:34Wait, what sorcery is this?
03:43Oh
04:14I
04:16Did it I just jerked it completely off I did it all by myself with this hand right here I
04:23Grabbed my billboard like I was strangling a bird and I smacked it and I smacked it and I gave it a flick and out
04:29Came my own lab Anna Zoe
04:32Zoe
04:33You have changed my life
04:34Give a man a vagina and he will speak for a day
04:38Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina and he will speak for a lifetime
04:44Hey my man, excuse me hairnet
04:47Yeah, need a little of the quinoa salad, please
04:50And throw a couple extra cranny bees on top if you could and kind of need you to hurry up chief chop-chop
05:09Hey Allison, can you take out the garbage?
05:19Look one of the customers left a tip of some mare and some female raises. Does anybody want to use it?
05:33Stop that suck it loser
05:38I
05:58Saw that that is very disrespectful to your leader. Whatever dude, who are you Osama bin Laden's best friend?
06:05No, he is not my best friend
06:08Although he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year
06:13Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy is the most hated man in the world
06:17You just have to go to the bathroom after him you go to the bathroom after Osama
06:21You will realize the true meaning of terrorism
06:31If I had the dollar for every time I heard that
06:34Get it out of it going in again
06:40What is wrong with
06:43Just go up from where you are the good news is your prostate is completely healthy
06:50That's good going in again
06:52Okay
07:02Allison stop it. You need two hands, but I'm in the middle of the day
07:06Coming up
07:19I'm really sorry. I'm gonna have to take the school. Is there a phone in my body?
07:24I'm in the Lincoln Tunnel. What? Okay. Look we need to talk for a minute. Hello. Listen, I can't speak now
07:35So if the baby's stuck I need you to put your hand in and help me
07:46I think I feel an arm. That's my finger
07:50I
08:04Think you guys make a really cute couple together, but maybe can you finish doing this when you're that elbow deep in my pussy?
08:10Okay
08:14Come on
08:17I
08:42Sentence you to life
08:47Oh
08:49Sorry, oh no, what's wrong? I'm sorry. It's bad news. It's a girl
08:58Where's the trash can no, no, no, that's what we wanted. That's what we wanted
09:16You