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An out of work husband takes his wife's advice on exaggerating his work experience. When he does, he accidentally lands | dG1fekVPSUVrSzFLTVU
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00:00Hello?
00:02Can I help you?
00:04I'm not sure if I'm in the right place.
00:06Sit down.
00:12You ever heard of Twilight?
00:16I think my sister has.
00:18Is it any good?
00:20I can't put it down mate, it's like crack.
00:22I'm not sure if I'm in the right place.
00:24I'm not sure if I'm in the right place.
00:26I'm not sure if I'm in the right place.
00:28I can't put it down mate, it's like crack.
00:30Why are you here?
00:32I left my last delivery job.
00:34Why did you leave?
00:36Well, technically I was let go.
00:38Well, technically I was let go.
00:40I see.
00:42Lots of turnover here too, accidents and what not.
00:44Yeah.
00:48What kind of work environment are you used to?
00:50It gets hostile here.
00:52Don't need to worry about me, I'm used to work drama.
00:54I was thinking more self protection.
00:56Life insurance?
00:58Maybe a knife?
01:00Why would I need a knife?
01:06Question six.
01:08Where do you see yourself in five or ten years?
01:10Management, for sure.
01:12And how are you going to achieve that?
01:16By dedicating myself to the company.
01:18That's not enough.
01:20You need to break some legs, break some arms.
01:22Step on people's faces.
01:24Look out for number one.
01:26Yeah, I see what you're saying.
01:28I've broken three people's legs to be sat where they are today.
01:30Metaphorically broke their legs.
01:36I've constructed some work scenario questions
01:38to test your problem solving skills.
01:40Question one.
01:42A customer pays you £10 below the asking price.
01:44Do you A.
01:46Let them go and charge you more next time.
01:48Or B.
01:50Break their legs.
01:52Let them go.
01:58Question two.
02:02You pick up a shipment from one of our distributors.
02:04And you find it's about a kilo short.
02:06Do you A.
02:08Call the distributor.
02:10And resolve it calmly.
02:12Or B.
02:14Refuse to pay them and then break their legs.
02:16Resolve it calmly.
02:22Question three.
02:28I don't think you're quite ready for question three.
02:30Before we conclude, have you got any questions?
02:32Erm.
02:34What is it I'm actually delivering?
02:36Profit.
02:38Yeah.
02:40But what am I delivering?
02:42High class substances.
02:44You said kilos. Kilos of what?
02:48Premium Colombian cocaine.
02:52I don't think I've ever delivered...
02:54Premium Colombian cocaine?
02:56Mainly because I'm not a drug dealer.
02:58You're not?
03:00Well that's a problem for me.
03:02I need a drug dealer.
03:04Do you think you could try and be one?
03:08It is tough out there.
03:16Twilight.
03:18So much more than a romance novel.
03:20Yeah.
03:22There's vampires.
03:24I'm excited to be joining the team.
03:28Where's the rest of the team?
03:30Option B.