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00:02:40¡Ayúdame!
00:02:42¡Aue! ¡Aue, ¿qué hubo?
00:02:45¡Ay, ay, ay!
00:02:47¡Ay, Aue, ¿qué pasó?
00:02:48¡Me caí, mijito, me caí!
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00:02:51¡Aue!
00:02:52¡Ay, mijo!
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00:02:56Are you kidding me, man?
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00:03:09I have to go to school.
00:03:10¡Mijo, ven y siéntate a platicar con tu abuela, pues!
00:03:15¡Mijo!
00:03:17¡Mijo, tú sabes que yo no he querido a nadie como he querido a tu abuelito, ¿verdad, mijo?
00:03:24¡Tú nunca te enamores así!
00:03:26¿Me oíste, mijo?
00:03:27Me estás oyendo, mijo.
00:03:29¡Uh!
00:03:31¿Cuándo te vas a cortar esos pelos?
00:03:33¡Ay, Aue!
00:03:34¿Y usted cuándo se va a cortar los suyos?
00:03:37¡Pff!
00:03:38¡Jejeje!
00:03:39¡Jejeje!
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00:03:41¡Jejeje!
00:03:42¡Jejeje!
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00:03:45¡Ay!
00:03:46¡Jejeje!
00:03:47¡Jejeje!
00:03:48¡Jejeje!
00:03:49Shut up.
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00:03:51¡No me hables así, mijito!
00:03:52¡Aue, I was talking to the phone!
00:03:54¡Ah, ok!
00:03:55¡Pff!
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00:04:05Hello?
00:04:06Yo.
00:04:07What's good?
00:04:08Oh, damn.
00:04:09What do we have here?
00:04:10A new bike.
00:04:11From Ole Frank.
00:04:12Matte black finish.
00:04:13Hey, let me see this.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:15Oh, damn.
00:04:16Yo, it's smooth.
00:04:17Oh, damn.
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00:05:02Okay.
00:05:04I love you.
00:05:13I think I would eat that little whale the corkscrews. She's trying not to drink so much
00:05:19So should we go buy one? Oh
00:05:22Fucking pain man all the way to the store. So I'm just supposed to sit here and not drink this bottle of $4 wine
00:05:31Well
00:05:33No, let's get a pen. Let's just get a pen and push this bottle of wine. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it
00:05:37I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it
00:05:40I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it
00:05:42Let's just get a pen and push the cork down
00:05:44Cliff do you have a pen? We can just push it down. No, it's stupid. Just taste all quirky
00:05:51Doing something stupid
00:05:53Rule number one don't do stupid things
00:05:57So, what's the occasion oh
00:06:00I just wanted to talk about things
00:06:02Yeah
00:06:03You know
00:06:05I've actually heard quite a few things in my time. Oh
00:06:09Oh
00:06:11What oh my god, no clip no the glass cliff what
00:06:18It'll get all ground up in the wine see
00:06:23We just need something that's gonna take it off clean
00:06:25Oh
00:06:37Cliff what
00:06:56One two three, you ready? All right cliff. I am scared one
00:07:06Two don't do it. Seriously. Don't do it
00:07:10Shit i'm gonna do it. Okay cliff. I think this is a really bad idea
00:07:25So
00:07:56Um, what's a chromoly frame
00:08:00I mean just explained it to you. Oh, please tell me what a chromoly frame is
00:08:06look, I tried I tried to understand I just
00:08:09You just didn't know how to articulate. I know you're doing that thing
00:08:14What thing
00:08:16The thing where you see how many times i'll repeat myself
00:08:21Oh, fuck man, you know speaking of things what were you gonna tell me just hold on you're being too loud. Oh, come on
00:08:28Thought you had some great news or some shit
00:08:32Okay
00:08:34the other night I went to
00:08:36I went to cover a game
00:08:39um
00:08:41Fuck this is so weird. Um
00:08:45Sorry, just like all of a sudden my heart's just like
00:08:50Uh
00:08:53You're my best friend and i'm really worried
00:08:58That you're gonna think differently of me
00:09:01and
00:09:03I don't know what I would do without you
00:09:06I um, I like I like I like somebody or whatever
00:09:15Oh, yeah, yeah
00:09:21Damn
00:09:23I mean you're a great friend and all but I kind of got a girlfriend right now
00:09:27Don't be dumb. You're fucking dumb, please. Seriously. Can we be serious for a second? Oh, wow. All right
00:09:33All right. All right
00:09:36And come on
00:09:40Look serious now, okay. Okay, that's good
00:09:47Do you know sasha besanyas
00:09:50um
00:09:51No, who's he?
00:09:55Sasha besanyas
00:09:59It sounds like some dumb ass baseball player or something. That's actually a really good guess. Oh my god. He is. Oh so good
00:10:09Except it's softball not baseball
00:10:20So
00:10:44Um, i'll be back and where are you going
00:10:50Oh, wow
00:10:51What happened to your head?
00:10:53Sorry
00:10:54That came out wrong. They're pretty I have to go do a project where
00:10:59Mom, it's right there
00:11:01Well, why is this the first time i'm hearing about a project thing? It's on asses and bases. It's due tomorrow
00:11:07Actually, no, no, it was due today, but my stupid lab partner didn't have her thing done
00:11:10So it's already going to be a whole letter grade off
00:11:13every second that i'm standing here makes the likelihood of us finishing on time go down just
00:11:18Just that much more. Okay, if you keep your pants on i'll drive you 10 minutes. No mom
00:11:25I have to go to school because I left my bike there like an idiot. Can I just go?
00:11:30Mom
00:11:32Before it gets dark, please
00:11:34Why do I feel like you're lying to me?
00:11:37Huh?
00:11:38Why am I getting that feeling?
00:11:40Because the world is out to get you and it's a big fucking conspiracy
00:11:45Ann, you know, you sound like a dummy when you talk like that
00:11:48Kids your age use curse words like a crutch
00:11:52obscenities belie an inarticulateness that characterizes your entire generation and if you ask me your talk is so annoying
00:12:01That's not a very nice thing to say
00:12:08All right, we've got five answers to choose from five answers, where do we start on a question like this anybody
00:12:14anybody somebody
00:12:16In the middle in the middle. Thank you
00:12:20Hey mom, hey, honey
00:12:24I'm gonna hop in the shower. Also, my friend is coming over. Okay
00:12:45So
00:13:07I got it
00:13:09So
00:13:13Hi, hey, uh, i'm really sorry i'm late. I I didn't know where he lived so I parked somewhere else really far away
00:13:20I don't know. I was gonna walk but it's like why walk anywhere? I have my own car, right? Right
00:13:26Hello. Oh, this is ann. Uh, she's from yearbook. We're doing a project. Oh, are you from the school yearbook? Yeah mom
00:13:32I just said that andy
00:13:35You should ask her how she's able to balance school and athletics
00:13:39It's most kids can't do that, but this one can pull it off
00:13:42About 50 of her class. Oh my god, andy
00:13:47Oh
00:13:51Did you buy superfoods? Uh, yes, I bought the superfoods. Thank you 15 percent. Okay. Bye
00:13:58Bye
00:14:03Your mom's awesome, yeah
00:14:07Uh, come on in
00:14:13Sorry, it's like really messy. Oh my house is a lot messier than this
00:14:18You're like the first friend i've had over in like months besides amanda penetration and lexi, but they're just like
00:14:23Whatever and I guess friend. I mean, I don't know if I would
00:14:26You know what? I mean? Uh, yeah
00:14:29Yeah, um
00:14:30It's just so busy
00:14:32I never get to just like
00:14:35You know what I mean
00:14:37definitely
00:14:38Sorry, you probably think i'm like
00:14:41Or something. Um, oh i'm gonna give you superfood. Do you want one?
00:14:46Okay
00:14:48It must be like really cool like getting to do what you do what what do I do, you know
00:14:54Get to learn about people and stuff, you know
00:14:57I'm sitting in front of a computer doing boring layout stuff. Like you're the coolest girl in school
00:15:01Oh my god. No, i'm so lame
00:15:04What no one you're like the star athlete too. You're really good at school, right?
00:15:09I mean, you're the you're the top 15 percent of your class
00:15:13Yeah
00:15:16Um, so
00:15:18Was I supposed to do anything for this?
00:15:20I've like never been interviewed before so it's it's really easy. Um, okay question one. Oh my god. I'm so scared
00:15:30Why
00:15:31I don't know. What if I say the wrong thing?
00:15:33We'll start with an easy one
00:15:35A softball if you will. I can definitely talk about softball. No, it's not. I don't know
00:15:43Never mind how old are you 18? Yeah 18
00:15:48You're a senior. Yep
00:15:51Okay
00:15:53Do you have a boyfriend
00:15:59Um
00:16:04This is one of the standard questions right, um
00:16:09No, uh, no boyfriend for me you just like you don't have the time or
00:16:20Uh
00:16:22I'm getting really nervous. No
00:16:25Yeah, of course, of course. Um
00:16:27Let's shift gears. Let's just
00:16:29Shift in gears. Here's a great one. Okay, if you could have dinner
00:16:34with anyone living or dead
00:16:37With whom would it be?
00:16:39I don't know
00:16:40michael jackson
00:16:42Or no, that's stupid. Um
00:16:46Say I said teddy roosevelt
00:16:50Teddy roosevelt
00:17:12I don't care if you run away and get a job in the desert and a drunken wife
00:17:21I'm talking to myself now that the money's gone
00:17:29Oh, no, it gives me a reason to get out of practice early
00:17:31I'll just tell them we have some follow-up questions or whatever. They basically let me do whatever I want because you're a goody-goody
00:17:37No, i'm not. No, i'm not
00:17:40You're so mean
00:17:41I'm, sorry. I know that's a really bad habit
00:17:44No, I I like when you do it
00:17:46I don't know why
00:17:49Are you sure you don't want to ride to your car? Canoga's like super sketch
00:17:52I've been working out. Oh
00:17:55Promise you won't get raped and get aids and die
00:17:58I promise
00:18:01Well
00:18:03Bye
00:18:06And goodbye to you
00:18:12Should we do it like they do in europe, how do they do it in europe?
00:18:18Oh, wait, let me try again
00:18:40Nice
00:18:42Would you like a cigarette would you like a cigarette
00:18:48Yeah, okay, uh
00:18:51I'm going now. Okay
00:18:55Bye. Bye
00:18:58Bye bye
00:19:02Bye
00:19:18So
00:19:34Hey, i'm bored entertain me
00:19:48So
00:20:08I could totally imagine you singing that right now
00:20:12Regionals are gonna win for sure. It's more stadium worried about is it weird that i'm worried about it, too
00:20:16I don't even like sports
00:20:17What's weird is getting to state is everything i've been practicing for since basically forever
00:20:21But now i'm like if we lost I wouldn't even care except we wouldn't get to miss my school
00:20:25Do you think you'll play softball in college? Do you think you'll play football in college?
00:20:28Do you think you'll do synchronized swimming in college synchronized swimming is really hard?
00:20:32Don't knock synchronized swimming one time
00:20:33I tried to do one of those swirly upside down like things in a pool and I inhaled a big gulp of water and I
00:20:37Passed out one time. I wasn't supposed to go to bagging practice, but I went anyway
00:20:40It was right after I had already messed up my shoulder and I ended up popping my shoulder
00:20:44And when my mom saw it the first thing she said, how come you're only now taking the sats
00:20:47Did you take the sats when you were like 12 or something?
00:20:50Do you have any brothers or sisters? Nope
00:20:53What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:20:54Sometimes I think I want to be a teacher for like really little
00:20:57I want to live in an apartment in new york city and have a job where I have to take the subway to get there and
00:21:00Like I have to change lines. It's almost like it doesn't matter what i'm doing. So long as I get
00:21:05What if your job is like cleaning up? I guess it has to be something creative. You're so creative. You're gonna be an artist
00:21:09I smoke a ton of cigarettes
00:21:11By the way, that's gross. I know i'm trying to quit. I have to go play this game one sec
00:21:41All right, you got this
00:22:12Come on
00:22:30Ball two
00:22:42Oh
00:23:04Sasha
00:23:07Sounds like some dumb ass baseball player. That's actually a really good guess. Oh my god. He is. Oh, so good
00:23:18Except it's softball not baseball
00:23:30Shit yo, you know shit about sports, bro
00:23:34Girls play softball and
00:23:38How do you not know this I thought you're supposed to be like some genius or some shit
00:23:42Oh, i'm not a genius. Oh, damn. I know. I'm, sorry. I hate it when you call me that. No, my bad
00:23:48That's my bad
00:23:49No, and and and
00:23:51That's my bad. Okay. I'm, sorry. Come here
00:23:53Come here
00:23:56All right, so tell me how how you got to kick it with this dude on the baseball team
00:24:00So
00:24:02You know senior goodbyes
00:24:05No, i'm in yearbook and i've never heard of senior goodbyes. Okay, obviously
00:24:09so
00:24:10sasha besanyas
00:24:12Bought a senior goodbye
00:24:15Oh and you wanted to do him because he looked good in pink, is that right?
00:24:21I know it's so lame
00:24:23I I took a camera along to a game and I acted like I had to be there for like official yearbooks
00:24:30Oh, what a stalker, bro
00:24:32It's not exactly stalker not exactly start you hit him with the cam
00:24:36Okay, it's kind of stalker
00:24:38But we were talking
00:24:40After the game and I pretended like I had to do an interview
00:24:48Did you guys fuck no jesus
00:24:53You know i've never done that with anybody not like you
00:25:00Like kids
00:25:02No, we talked for like two seconds
00:25:05but seriously, i've just i've never felt like this before just like
00:25:24It's just like what are we doing here
00:25:27And what are we doing here
00:25:30Look you can't tell me about you and this other guy. Okay. I'm sorry. That's that's just the way it is
00:25:37Okay, uh, just here's where it uh, you know, you know, right
00:25:44Know what?
00:25:46Oh, come on, you're gonna make me say it, you know
00:25:50Okay, uh
00:25:53Okay, uh
00:25:55Just look let me finish my story. Okay, can you please can you please just not can you not say anything for a second?
00:26:02Please please just don't say anything
00:26:09You don't really like this guy do you um, never mind don't answer that
00:26:22So
00:26:48Who's that nobody
00:26:52Hey
00:26:58Hey
00:27:00Hey
00:27:03Are you okay?
00:27:05No, what's wrong
00:27:11I don't know
00:27:14Sorry i'm bothering you no, they just totally let everyone down
00:27:19Oh
00:27:21No
00:27:24I was feeling guilty because I said I didn't care about any of it anymore and then
00:27:30I shouldn't have swung but I swung anyway, because I thought it's okay
00:27:34It's okay. I'm, so sure everything is okay, but I I swung anyway, because I thought
00:27:40I don't know. I wasn't thinking
00:27:43I wasn't playing smart
00:27:46Sorry
00:27:50I'm sure I sound so pathetic right now
00:27:57Can I tell you something what
00:28:03I don't have a car
00:28:08What do you mean
00:28:11Remember I said I parked far away it's
00:28:15That's because I walked
00:28:20And why
00:28:27I was trying to impress you
00:28:40I kind of thought something was up. I know I kind of felt like you knew too
00:28:45Do
00:28:49Nice they got it
00:28:52Cigarettes
00:28:56Would you like a cigarette, but of course I smoke one cigarettes all the time
00:29:16So
00:29:33Oh
00:29:45Hmm
00:30:00Hmm
00:30:15So
00:30:31Hmm
00:30:46Hmm
00:31:01Oh
00:31:15Is
00:31:28Oh
00:31:45You're suppose I go
00:32:12Huh
00:32:15Hmm
00:32:32I tried my
00:32:46To search for a day
00:32:51Am I you that's been swallowed by the ground to another universe where the mystery draws us out
00:33:15So
00:33:31Huh
00:33:45Hmm
00:34:16Cool bike go fuck yourself
00:34:23Dude I was trying to compliment you
00:34:26Dude, why do you make it so hard to be your friend? You don't want to be my friend
00:34:29You want to call me a dyke, which is so dumb because i'm not even gay
00:34:32And I know why you do it and you know that I know so
00:34:35Don't even pretend wait. Hold up
00:34:37Pause pause pause
00:34:41You're not gay anymore
00:34:43Hey, look, I just want to know okay
00:34:45Please get out of my way. I'm just trying to collect all the facts here
00:34:49Okay, here's a fact you're a homophobic asshole
00:34:57And
00:34:59And come on
00:35:00You really think that?
00:35:02listen
00:35:03This is obviously hard for you. So if you need to cry again, like last time this is a safe space
00:35:10Go ahead
00:35:40Hmm
00:36:03Hmm this doesn't have that kid brother ring, huh, what do you want?
00:36:10I'm declaring a truce
00:36:11Then why'd you steal my bike?
00:36:14What?
00:36:15Don't be stupid
00:36:16Dude, I really don't know what you're talking about because you're an idiot or a liar or both
00:36:21Jesus lady, I didn't steal your precious dyke. What'd you say?
00:36:28Oh, come on
00:36:30Mr. Maldonado
00:36:33I know Julie doesn't work there. Mr. Maldonado. Can I talk to you for a second?
00:36:36But I but I explained to her our printing situation
00:36:40Can I please talk to you for a second? I'm, so sorry. Can you give me one second?
00:36:44Is this about you and cliff?
00:36:46In a manner of speaking. Yes, but it's it's less about us. It's just generally not letting people get away with that kind of thing
00:36:52Okay
00:37:01I'm not trying to be insensitive. Okay, i'm not
00:37:04But I just feel like I would only be a temporary solution, okay, do you feel me?
00:37:11Cliff yeah, stop being annoying. Hello. You still yeah, i'm, so sorry
00:37:31You know if you just apologize to me we can end this
00:37:34Okay
00:37:35Me apologize to you
00:38:00Hello
00:38:02Yes, this is she
00:38:06Uh-huh
00:38:11Really
00:38:15Well, what did he do to her
00:38:21I don't think she'd hit her boyfriend for no reason
00:38:25Again, ordinarily we'd let the student finish out the day and not involve the parent
00:38:29Parents a parent in your case, but there was a violence element involved
00:38:34So we did have to go ahead and ask that you come collect and for the day, of course, um, sweet. Yes
00:38:39Is it uh, it's cool if I go to the nursery?
00:38:42Go ahead
00:38:44Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt again. Um, that's a good thing
00:38:50I
00:38:51Just don't like doing this. I'd rather have the student finish out the day
00:38:54But you know because there was a violence element involved and the official protocol
00:38:59Um is to call the parent when there is a violence element regardless of the level of the violence element
00:39:05God, just stop saying violence element
00:39:07I
00:39:08I'm, sorry, and i'm just saying nothing happened. You're a chatsworth valley panther. Don't forget that and
00:39:14apologize right now and
00:39:17Sorry
00:39:19It's okay
00:39:21Temperatures are running high right now. So I do understand that
00:39:24Though again, the incident itself was a very serious offense
00:39:29So I think it's appropriate
00:39:31That and be suspended from school for the next three days
00:39:36Wait, what?
00:39:39Ann
00:39:41Will you tell me what's wrong? I can tell something's wrong
00:39:44Did you guys break up or something? No, mom. I've told you before that he's not my boyfriend. Okay, then what can I do?
00:39:51honey
00:39:52I don't
00:39:54I mean you could start by chilling the fuck out
00:39:56Make sure you bring that back. Yeah, I will
00:40:07Sorry, please i'm going to hear about me
00:40:11hilarious
00:40:12Why are you talking to me like this? He's like everything's about you, isn't it?
00:40:18I thought you were in some big hurry
00:40:21So
00:40:23Fine if you won't talk to me i'm calling dr. Bowman
00:40:28fine
00:40:29You know, let's do it. Let's spend a hundred dollars an hour so I can cry to brilliant. Dr
00:40:33Bowman about my poor patika madre because i'm just so sad. What does that mean?
00:40:38What?
00:40:40What does that mean?
00:40:42What you just said?
00:40:45Ann I know what madre means what is putika?
00:40:51Hmm
00:40:57It means like it's like little bitch little whore it's like
00:41:08I'm, sorry
00:41:20Okay
00:41:27Are you going to your room too? Yep, great
00:41:35So i'll just keep following you then
00:41:41Hold it pause pause pause
00:41:44So
00:41:46Uh, we should you're sasha besanyas
00:41:51Yeah, you're gonna see ann how did you know that did she say something about me
00:42:00You're really pretty
00:42:13So
00:42:43Like
00:42:58It's totally checking us out. Oh my god. Hi. Hey, how's you? How are you? How are you? Sasha?
00:43:05Good
00:43:06Good. How's you?
00:43:09Good i'm good
00:43:12Okay
00:43:23So, hey, I uh
00:43:25I have a humble request of you
00:43:27Yeah
00:43:28Can I stay at your place? Um, I just like really don't want to go home tonight
00:43:32Yeah, sure
00:43:35You look awesome
00:43:38Yeah, I don't know
00:43:40I wish I was like
00:43:42like that
00:43:43No, instead. It's like
00:43:46What no
00:43:48here
00:43:50Put this on right now
00:43:53Here put this on put it on seriously
00:44:02Whoa
00:44:05Hmm do I look stupid you look amazing. It's depressing me how good it looks
00:44:12Yeah, I don't know
00:44:14That weird girl is like wearing the exact same one. Who?
00:44:18or no, don't look at her just
00:44:22Bad girl
00:44:25Yeah, I don't know just kind of weird
00:44:35So
00:44:40Oh guess who asked me out today who cliff martinez
00:44:46What he was just like hey, you're pretty you want to go get frozen yogurt
00:44:52I uh didn't know that you guys knew each other
00:44:58You're not mad are you
00:45:01Or do you like him?
00:45:05Yeah
00:45:11Hey, I'm supposed to drop this off. Oh, i'll take care of it. Thank you. Thank you. Hey cliff
00:45:18What's good, mr. Q come here let's talk
00:45:22Yeah, I just gotta um go live my life. No, no, no, it's not a debate. Let's go
00:45:28What
00:45:30Why?
00:45:31Oh because I like you I want to see you succeed
00:45:35Oh, great
00:45:37You like like me?
00:45:38Oh, I like you so much here
00:45:41Take a seat
00:45:46Oh and you're all touching me and stuff
00:45:49That's how you talk to the other kids. I don't really talk to the other kids. I don't really like them though
00:46:02Um, no those go off
00:46:08So, uh
00:46:11Tell me what'd you do
00:46:15What come on, I know this whole thing's your fault
00:46:19I don't let that one go because I like you. Come on, man
00:46:25Listen my back is killing me. I want to go home. You want to go home?
00:46:28Can we just cut the crap you tell me what's going on dude, why do you care so much?
00:46:33Why you care about hands so much?
00:46:35Why you always gotta be answering a question with the question? That's what they teach me in guidance counselor school
00:46:43Come on tell me between you and me
00:46:53It's just like it's like there's no way she'll forgive me
00:46:58Forgive you for what?
00:47:01I mean not forgive because I didn't do anything
00:47:06Well, have you ever thought of saying sorry for this mysterious thing that you can't tell me about
00:47:14Kinda kinda so no
00:47:21Dude
00:47:23Whatever you did that you think you can't come back from
00:47:26Um, you probably can
00:47:31Never underestimate the human capacity for forgiveness
00:47:41What
00:47:50All right
00:47:51All right. Yeah, mr. Q
00:47:53You gotta keep this on the low, okay, you gotta promise
00:47:56Okay. Uh, yeah, listen, whatever you say in this room stays in this room
00:47:59You swear I swear. I need you to swear on your mother. I honestly honestly
00:48:04I swear on my mother
00:48:09Sit down tell me what's going on
00:48:18You don't really like this guy do you um
00:48:23Don't answer that
00:48:53Oh, oh god, oh god, yo, take this off
00:49:23Yeah
00:49:27Okay
00:49:45Oh
00:49:54Oh
00:50:13What
00:50:23Whoa
00:50:30Oh shit, you gotta be kidding me, right?
00:50:48Fuck
00:50:53Oh
00:50:59You okay
00:51:04No
00:51:09Did it hurt
00:51:13You could tell me i'll listen
00:51:17Hey, I know the fucking difference between softball and baseball
00:51:23Whoa, hey, hey, yo, yo, chill chill chill
00:51:26You need me to say?
00:51:28look
00:51:30I like you
00:51:31Please just stop talking
00:51:34No, why are you being a dick right now?
00:51:37I'm being a dick you're being a dick. Please don't call me a dick
00:51:42Okay, chill just don't storm out of here like some crazy bitch
00:51:47Don't call me a bitch
00:51:49Fine. Okay, like a like a crazy young lady or whatever
00:51:54I don't know. Why are you being so mean to me? I I thought you were supposed to be the only person
00:52:04Fuck this
00:52:10Sasha is a girl. Okay. I don't like you like that. I just don't I don't like you like that
00:52:16Sasha besanias is a girl and she plays softball and I want to fuck her. I don't want to fuck you
00:52:23So
00:52:35You're kidding me right now, it's the truth
00:52:48Oh shit
00:52:53Oh
00:52:55Cliff
00:53:02Cliff what can I do?
00:53:10Was that just to mess me up
00:53:15Mess up your friend before you go off running with some dyke that is so unfair
00:53:23What the fuck is the matter with you
00:53:27I can't believe that you're mad at me
00:53:31You're the one fucking leading me on i'm not leading you on oh, please
00:53:37How many times have we been on the couch together like all like all spooning and snuggling and shit come over every fucking day
00:53:49I can't believe all this fucking time I wasted on you
00:53:53You
00:54:01Fuck you
00:54:03Oh, fuck me
00:54:06Fuck me. Yeah. Fuck you. No
00:54:09No, fuck you. No
00:54:11Fuck you
00:54:14Fuck
00:54:24You
00:54:26So she didn't want to have sex is that you're saying
00:54:36Cliff do you feel like maybe you had sex with ann against her will
00:54:43So
00:54:53No, no, fuck you, fuck you
00:55:13So
00:55:30Hey guys i'm coming in
00:55:35Oh
00:55:37Look at you two lucky girls sleep over on a school night. Hey
00:55:43And you called your mama she said I was okay, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay
00:55:51Don't stay up too late
00:55:57Good night mom
00:56:12All right
00:56:43Is
00:56:48It seems like you've done this before
00:56:54So, what's your name
00:56:57Maria
00:56:59All right. So are you guys here like every night or every night every night? I live here. I got a sleeping bag
00:57:05It says i'm right over there
00:57:12So
00:57:19That would be my phone i'm giving you my number
00:57:24Hello, oh it's for you
00:57:34Here's gross, right? Hi. Yeah here pure sugar
00:57:42Right
00:57:50All right
00:58:13So
00:58:32Hey, look at them
00:58:42So
00:59:13So
00:59:16So
00:59:40I have to go to the bathroom
00:59:45So
01:00:16Don't tell anybody about what?
01:00:24I'm really drunk. No, you're not
01:00:31Promise you won't say anything
01:00:34Why would I tell anyone
01:00:37I don't know. I don't know you
01:00:40I don't know like what you're about
01:00:43You don't know me no
01:00:48Hey
01:00:52Hey
01:00:58Talk to me, please
01:01:02Please please. Hey talk to me
01:01:12I'm not like you
01:01:16You're so confident
01:01:19Me i'm not
01:01:23I'm i'm really really not
01:01:28I don't know what i'm doing either at all
01:01:42So
01:02:03And and we gotta go
01:02:12So
01:02:34Come on, yeah
01:02:42So
01:03:04Hi
01:03:12Foreign
01:03:33Okay
01:03:42Whoa
01:03:45Um, i've decided that i'm
01:03:48cool with us
01:03:50going out
01:03:51Oh, yeah, you know, it's uh
01:03:54It's fine with me. You can tell whoever you want. I'm your boyfriend
01:03:59Um, what does that mean
01:04:06Look I know okay and it's like my best friend
01:04:13Is mine and that yearbook girl, what about her you guys aren't a thing
01:04:40Right
01:04:42Ew what Sasha?
01:04:46Come on
01:04:48Hey Sasha
01:04:50Hey
01:04:52Can we talk for a second? Hey, you're in yearbook, right? Is it too late to buy a senior? Goodbye? Yeah, it's too late
01:04:58Frick, I knew it. Can we um, yeah, can we talk?
01:05:02Okay
01:05:05Maybe alone for a second. Okay
01:05:08Okay
01:05:11That was weird
01:05:15So
01:05:18So
01:05:21Would you like a cigarette
01:05:26I mean like what's going on with us i've sent you like a billion texts. Um
01:05:33I don't know you wanted to talk to me
01:05:35I
01:05:37You're like talking to me like like you don't know me well, I know you so then say something
01:05:45What do you want me to say
01:05:47I don't know
01:05:48I I just like
01:05:50I don't know. I felt like we should talk. I don't know obviously
01:05:54We're talking
01:05:56Here we are
01:06:00Um, i'm gonna go
01:06:06Okay
01:06:10I like you
01:06:16I like like you
01:06:21I was thinking you know, it's just like
01:06:23Why be weird about it? Let's just keep hanging out and and go out with each other or whatever
01:06:31You and me
01:06:33Please
01:06:36Okay
01:06:38Sorry, i'm um
01:06:41Not gay
01:06:45Um
01:06:47But good luck with that
01:06:52Sorry
01:07:05So
01:07:35I
01:07:42Don't
01:07:46Hey, you guys remember this, huh?
01:07:52Well say goodbye
01:07:58That felt good, right?
01:07:59Uh, so, you know, I want to start thinking about next year fundraising what kind of themes but for now
01:08:05You know what? Let's say goodbye to the paper copy and
01:08:10Hit me with the drive our finished product
01:08:14Look at his face face
01:08:15cliff cliffito
01:08:17Cliff cliff hit me with the drive. I hit you. It was a big intro hit me with the drive. Oh my bad
01:08:25Here it is everybody the fruits of our labor
01:08:35Yeah
01:08:59Give me the drive
01:09:05Why just give it to me
01:09:08You didn't do something stupid
01:09:34So
01:10:05Park that car
01:10:18Drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me park that car
01:10:35Park that car
01:10:44Sleep on the floor dream about me
01:11:04Watch you
01:11:34Oh
01:11:42Hello
01:11:46Yes, this is she
01:11:53Hi, hi, I was told to see oh good you're here this way, please
01:12:05I
01:12:08Understand but i'm talking about something different here i'm talking about a plan. I just rather not repeat all this what's going on
01:12:15We've all been here for half an hour. Okay, so we're all here
01:12:18Uh, so there have been quite a few uh accusations and rumors
01:12:22And accusations flying around everywhere. So, um, we did have to uh,
01:12:27Get everyone together here before things got out of hand and shed some light on the issues at hand
01:12:32Um, this is again a very serious matter. So I did go ahead and bring in our guidance counselor. Mr. Kibido
01:12:39Um, so I will let him take it from here, right?
01:12:42so, uh clifton martinez has already admitted, uh to putting the picture in the in the yearbook and
01:12:49He there will be uh, he will be disciplined. He is definitely off yearbook next year. That's for damn sure
01:12:58So
01:13:00So what i'm hoping we can do
01:13:02Is come to some kind of amicable agreement between mrs
01:13:07besan is and cliff
01:13:10and sharon
01:13:12I'm, not i'm trying to go last first. We need to talk about solutions
01:13:16I'd like to know how we're going to fix this. That's what I would like to know
01:13:20Who can tell me a plan?
01:13:22Well, ma'am, there's no plan per se. Well, we've already spent thousands of dollars in printing
01:13:28We've sold hundreds of copies of the yearbook
01:13:30There's no possible way tell everybody to bring it back. How hard can that be? How hard can that?
01:13:35They're kids if you tell them to bring it back, they're going to hold on to it more josh
01:13:40If this was something truly egregious, I get it, but it's just a silly little picture silly picture
01:13:46Excuse me. What picture are we talking about? What picture that's perfect
01:13:51Ann, you haven't talked to your mom about this
01:13:55Right
01:13:58Jesus
01:14:01Not to intrude but I think the issue at hand apart from the questionable content, which is fine actually, um
01:14:08Is whether or not pda should be allowed in the yearbook regardless of gender or personal expression. What about lovebirds?
01:14:16The whole kissing booth thingy prom
01:14:19This is a little all these straight people making out that's a little different. They're uh, groping. Well, they're just a bunch of homophobes
01:14:25You know what who is in charge here?
01:14:27Who has the most authority?
01:14:29That would be me technically. Okay, ma'am
01:14:32If you don't make sure that each and every one of those books that you've already sold if they're not returned
01:14:37Then this is going to become a police matter
01:14:40We will certainly look into the feasibility of that but for the time being
01:14:45We will refund you the money for the senior. Goodbye, and we will uh, uh print a corrections page
01:14:51You think we care about the money? Well, i'm not saying that
01:14:55Tell them
01:14:56Tell them what you told us
01:14:59It's okay
01:15:03Honey it's okay
01:15:07No one's going to hurt you i'm right here
01:15:12Tell them
01:15:18I didn't want her to kiss me
01:15:20What?
01:15:21And what did you tell that girl?
01:15:24What'd you do tell her I told her to stop no, I said stop stop I said it no mom I no I didn't
01:15:30Hold on. Okay
01:15:32Okay. I'm, uh, okay. I'm not comfortable with this. I feel like my daughter is being accused of something
01:15:39Don't say anything they were both drinking. That's why she could take advantage of her one thing at a time
01:15:44My daughter's not even gay. Excuse me
01:15:48Honey, what's your name? Her name is sasha
01:15:52That's how little you know what's going on in your own life, you don't even know the name of sasha
01:15:55Are you are you doing this because you're scared?
01:15:58Are you afraid right now? Is that?
01:16:01What are you saying?
01:16:03She's not the one on trial
01:16:06Listen, no one is on trial. She's the one who did something wrong
01:16:09And sasha said stop and she didn't stop
01:16:12Yeah, but did she want her to stop?
01:16:15cliff
01:16:16No, this is bullshit
01:16:18Okay, she keeps saying I told her to stop I told her
01:16:21to stop
01:16:22Everybody in the whole body in the whole school knows that these two hooked up. Okay, and then she's all
01:16:30Like that shit's for real
01:16:33You know what I mean like that's some real shit
01:16:37I think what cliff is trying to say, uh, if we can yo
01:16:43Yo, you gotta be real now on what happened
01:16:47You have to
01:16:50I was drunk. Oh, come on. You know, this is ridiculous. This should really be a police matter. Are you fucking blind?
01:17:04Thank you
01:17:06now sasha
01:17:09Sasha it's uh, it's very very important that you tell the truth. You understand why?
01:17:14Now did ann do something with you that you didn't want her to do?
01:17:45I
01:17:49Don't know
01:17:56Come on ma'am, you just
01:18:01Um, if you have anything else to say to me
01:18:04You should do it in writing
01:18:07She's scared. That's why she's not saying anything all of you ganging up on her
01:18:12You know what you should really be ashamed of yourself
01:18:17Both of you
01:18:25Come on, baby
01:18:41So
01:19:11So
01:19:42So
01:19:55Ann
01:19:58Ann I made dinner
01:20:03Come on let's eat. I'm not hungry
01:20:08Just eat a little
01:20:11So
01:20:41So
01:20:58Porter are you going on break? Yeah, is that cool? Absolutely. Just have uh, benny watch the register, please. Sasha
01:21:07That's me
01:21:09Okay, so the test is super effective but i'm also going to ask you some questions about your sexual history
01:21:14We'll factor that in before we come to a diagnosis
01:21:18So let's just talk about the last three years
01:21:22Number of sexual partners you've had that sort of thing. Um
01:21:26the first one was
01:21:29this guy, um my friend
01:21:31That was my first time but
01:21:33He's had sex before so he's the one that i'm worried about
01:21:37um
01:21:38and the second one
01:21:41Is this weird
01:21:43It's all right just
01:21:46Go for it
01:21:51I met this guy
01:21:54I don't even know his name. It's just like cool guy from bar
01:22:00It was the second time that I met him
01:22:02I don't know. He he took me outside and I don't know
01:22:05Why I agreed to go but I did
01:22:09God he must just think i'm like some stupid slut. No, i'm not here to judge
01:22:17Okay, um
01:22:19here goes so
01:22:21basically
01:22:23He took out his dick and he wanted me
01:22:26To give him a blow job and I was like fuck that so
01:22:30he like took my hand and kind of
01:22:33Joked himself off with it
01:22:36And then he splooged all over my favorite jeans
01:22:39I
01:22:43Know i'm i'm i'm being really paranoid. It's stupid. No, i'm glad you brought this up. Um
01:22:49Since that happened have you noticed any changes in your body like itching or burning?
01:22:54No
01:22:56Okay, well, um your test results are negative for the hiv antibodies, so you're good
01:23:06That's it yeah, that's it
01:23:09I don't have
01:23:12the 25 I know
01:23:14The sign says the suggested donation. Oh, it's okay. No, I
01:23:19Here I have
01:23:20I have 23. You can just buy something in the store if you want to
01:23:27I'm sorry, sorry
01:23:34I'm just gonna sit here for a second
01:23:39So
01:23:48It's okay sit i'm gonna sit here with you
01:24:00I don't know why I did that. You know, I
01:24:03I went out of my way to do something that I didn't want to do at all
01:24:09I
01:24:10Maybe you're upset about something
01:24:13Yeah
01:24:15Okay
01:24:17What were you upset about
01:24:24This girl, okay
01:24:29What's her name
01:24:33Sasha
01:24:38Why were you upset about Sasha
01:25:09So
01:25:31And
01:25:39So
01:25:46My name's not Sasha
01:25:49My name's ann
01:25:56And i'm totally gay
01:26:08So
01:26:38So
01:27:08So
01:27:38Is
01:28:08Oh
01:28:38So
01:29:08So
01:29:36No
01:29:38Oh
01:29:59You